This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?
>He's 7'2'', 335lbs (2.18m, 152kg)
Tell him to bite a dick and if he starts shit pull my gun and shoot him in self defense. America forever!
>>712779577
You must live in Europe
ask if we want to fight and live stream it
maybe grab dinner and drinks
let him fuck my GF as I watch
Profit?
me? i turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>712779577
single leg take down to side control neutralizing his size advantage then a triangle choke until he literally shits his pants.
I mean.....uh I'm so b-beta guys am I right isn't that funny?
channel my inner Bruce Lee and defeat the main boss
8'5" 650.ill slap his ass.girlfriend cmon man.i fuck dinosaurs
It dosent faze me because I don't have a girlfriend
>>712779577
id slap her ass even harder. bitches need to be slapped
I'm 8'11 and have trained in gorilla warfare. I'd rip his head off and throw it at the blonde on the right.
>>712779577
>Tell him to fuck off
>Get my shit rekt
>GF is happy i defended her honor
>bouncers kick this monster out of the bar
>everyone sees him as a giant asshole.
>>712779577
my gf is 4'11 so he'd probably fall over in the process
slap his ass
>>712779577
What's his level of training in terms of martial arts? Size doesn't equate to fighting ability.. would probably attack the legs and try to put him on his ass. Or go for the gun since it's Murica.
>>712779577
Shoot him in his face with a rocket launcher
>cue I'm just a nigga with a rocket launcher
>>712780477
He'd crush the bouncers and then he'd crush you. Life is just one crushing punishment after another.
>>712779577
ill sweep the leg
no mercy
>>712780736
that's not how things work in the civilized world.
>>712779577
hand him an icebag for his crushed balls my girlfriend will give him.
>>712779577
ask for security/police to take care of him. sue him for sexual agression.
Second from left is Nochtli.
>>712779577
>leave my mak at his feet and ditch the holster because she will have straight up magdumped him
>>712779913
checked
>>712779700
this fucking guy lmao
Richfag with ICE father here. I'd just pay someone off to deport him to iraq.
>>712779577
kick him in those fucking chicken legs of his
No matter how strong and big he is, he is nothing more than I, against a knife.
>>712780477
Only in real life your girlfriend would dump you instantly and go suck his dick.
And you would go home and cry.>>712780490
>>712779577
>He's 7'2'', 335lbs (2.18m, 152kg)
still weak against 9mm and i'm not talking about my dick
>>712779577
Punch him in the balls.
Hard.
When he falls over kick his face.
>>712779577
His arm wouldn't reach my girlfriend without him squatting up behind her... I think I would notice something before he had the chance...
>>712780924
Reality doesn't give a shit about the civilized world.
Five guys, weighing 500lbs each, 7'4" each decide they want to break you, I mean beat you into a shapeless mound and leave you for dead. They surround you in a dark alley, and you tell them 'c'mon guys thats not civilised'.
They'd laugh at you, and then they'd leave you for dead.
Pic related
>>712781420
lol life isnt an 80;s movie girls dont just dump you for losing a fight.
Pussing out yes, but actually trying and losing, probably not.
>>712781699
>what are murder charges.
I'm going to kick his knee out. It's going to bend the wrong fucking way. He will fall like the tallest tree in the Forrest.
>>712781753
last year 9 out of 10 murder charges ended in a not guilty verdict or were dropped at earlier stages.
>>712779700
This is the correct response. Guns place honor over brutality.
>>712781699
I hate when people who don't fight talk about fighting.
Look, I don't care if you're 9 feet all and weigh 600 lbs. 3 bouncers hitting you from all sides is plenty. Hell a 12 year old girl could knock you the fuck out if she caught you unaware and hit you perfectly on the chin.
The reality is, size is helpful but it's not that big of a deal. I'd rather fight hte guy in op's pic than a 70 lb chimp.
>>712781699
i don't spend my time in dark alley. where i spend my time there is bouncer, security, video surveillance, police etc..
Stop being such a poorfag
>>712779577
Swing first and try to get a really good first hit in. I'm 6'8" and 302 so I could probably take him if I had to, but I'd really rather not risk it and instead just get lucky with a sucker punch.
>>712782186
I live in the UK, carrying a spoon around in public carried a prison sentence.
>>712779577
This man is four feet of legs. You take him down by his legs and now he's on the ground where his size means much less. Do you think tall people are superhumans?
>>712782394
Yes.
But I'm 5'4.
>>712782248
Huehuehue mother government will protect me for ever.
Sue him for breaking my girl's tailbone
>>712780597
Alright. Jesus Christ, guys.
Do you know why weight classes exist in competitive fighting? Because size is an immense advantage.
Remember when Brock Lesnar first hit the UFC? Frank Mir was an incredible submission artist, a former Heavy Weight Champion, and Brock Lesnar made him look like a child with about 90 seconds of professional fighting experience. Mir won, but Lesnar dominated him in their follow up match.
In my own experience, I'm 240 pounds at 6'5". I've competed in a lot of combat sports, including Muay Thai and "MMA". By some estimates, a weight advantage is worth roughly 5 belts of experience (in terms of martial arts that give belts for rank).
I could have little to no experience in a given art and go against someone not in my weight class and stand a good chance of beating them, if not hurting them.
Ya'll really don't seem to understand how big of a deal weight is. Its not even muscle, its not really "strength." Its weight that generates a lot of power when people are unskilled.
This guy would maul you, no questions asked.
>>712782247
>>712782394
this
i've seen plenty of koksal baba like charaters beathing the everloving shit out of "stronger" oppontents who think they are invincible because they went to gym
>>712780151
good man
>>712779577
say 'dude thats my girlfriend' and maybe he says 'sorry bro I didnt kno' Not all strong, muscular people are fucking assholes.
>>712782394
Exactly. Given his height and weight, his ankles and knees would be under an immense amount of pressure. Wouldn't be very hard at all to break them.
This is America... I'd put my gun to his gut and let him beg for his life.
>>712783072
Ya'll are gonna get into a real fight one day and when you wake up you'll remember about the time you went of 4chan and suggested hitting someone in the knee.
>>712782751
A bar fight is not a sport. Competitive fighting bears no resemblance to just putting someone down as hard and fast as possible.
Don't grapple, no pins. Break his ankle, break his knee, kick him repeatedly in the head.
>>712782394
I don't think you've ever been in a fight. You clearly don't know shit.
Being tall is a massive advantage. Reach matters, long legs aren't necessarily easy to take down.
>>712779577
>teleport behind him
>'psssh nothin personnel kid'
>>712783182
won the thread
I fucking love this country
Knock him out (use an object if necessary), rape him and take pics/video and cut off one of his fingers that way there is always a reminder
>>712779577
>being this eurocuck
i shoot him. guns are great equalizers.
>>712783184
I'm a second degree black belt, man. If you actually know how to fight, sweeping someone's legs is not only easy, but very practical. Nobody said punch the guy in the knee.
>>712783318
>I don't think you've ever been in a fight. You clearly don't know shit.
Please see >>712783523.
I'd kick his kneecap in as hard as humanely possible, attempting to bend his leg back so he can fall down to my level. Since he would be screaming in pain and unable to think or do anything other than clutch his knee, I would then throw the hardest punch right to his nose. You can literally beat anyone if you know what options you have depending on their body type/size.
If someone is too tall, aim for their knees or their balls. If someone is around your height or smaller, always throw the hardest punch at their shoulders. It'll fuck them up and they won't be able to throw a punch back at you. Of course, never fight someone who hasn't done anything to you. But if some asshole tries to fuck with you, you make sure to temporarily disable that cocksucker to put his defenses down, then you throw blows. Easy.
>>712779577
stab a giant in the dick.
>>712779700
And it will get worse. No balls for a coup d'etat & no real political alternatives. With the end of colonialism, we europeans got really meek.
>>712783298
Nah, you're still not getting it. I have done personal security and been a bouncer. Every time someone comes out with some "we ain't got no rules on the streets" nonsense, they're always the first to get caught in the jaw.
You're going to hit this guy once and realize you made a tremendous mistake. I'm not close to as big as that guy, I'm only 6'5", 240, and I guarantee you that I've been hit more than you have. If the person isn't close to my size, I'm not budging. The reason ya'll see those videos of big dudes getting knocked out by small guys is because they are shocking. Its a confirmation bias ya'll are acting with now.
Most of ya'll don't know how to "competitively fight" which means you don't know how to throw a punch, leave alone what a "real fight" looks like.
I'm telling you, this guy doesn't care about much krav maga you've watched on youtube or how many self-defense infographics you've read. One lazy swing from this guy is going to put you down.
I'm not going to bother talking about the "break his ankle, break his knee" thing, because its not a functional approach for the untrained and there is a lot of disinfo about how weak joints are.
>>712781699
when did this nigger jump from a club to a dark alley involving his darkroom friends?
>>712782641
>tfw your career is looking as slutty as possible only to live off guys who look like that and are full of autism
throw a left hook right in his fucking nuts, disgraceful but the only thing i could do
Nose, toes, groin, eyes, throat, ears. He's tall and heavy, not Superman.
I don't have a girlfriend.
>>712780477
>he is the bouncer
Tell him "NO THANKS"
>>712783523
You've practiced leg sweeps on doughy 35 year olds coming to class after work and 17 year olds with a feather chin. More importantly, you've practiced leg sweeps on people your height, and assuming you're not talking out of your ass with your Xtreme Kixx mcblackbelt, you know leverage is important. Stand next to something at 7 feet. Imagine where the hip and shoulder are. Imagine trying to leg sweep something that has 305 pounds bearing down on the point of brace.
You guys seriously don't seem to adequately appreciate how big this guy is.
>>712783885
>I have done personal security and been a bouncer.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>712779577
Girlfriend?
>>712783885
Okay not a super great fighter or whatever but I have studied medicine. Joints are EASY AS FUCK to break. You can break a joint easily with your own weight by moving irresponsibly. Someone (a healthy adult male is assumed in this example) else capitalizing on the lean or weight placement of their potential target could virtually effortlessly cause severe acute damage to joints.
what's with all the kneecap?
If you want to really hit him anywhere on the leg hit on the long as fuck bone just below the knee
but if you really want to be safe make sure you are the one hitting his chin first
>>712783885
And most people that have actual combat training ironically almost never get into fights like this.
"A neck and a groin," my dear old Grandma used to say, "no matter have big the fuckers are, they all have a neck and a groin."
>>712784197
Ya'll ain't got to believe me. I just know I have no illusions about comfortably taking on some dude that outweights me by a bag and a half of quick-dry cement.
You think the idea of someone being a bouncer, a job that most places just require that you look big and know how to deescalate conflicts is outrageous but the idea that your manlet ass can fight a guy who may as well be a bear is reasonable.
>>712779577
I make this 'girlfriend' apologize for getting in the good man's way.
tell him to slap my ass and lick his face
he'd probably call me a freak and back off
i'm 5'2 id head butt his balls
>>712779746
well you know I don't think you can shoot someone 452 times in the chest over them slapping your gf's ass
motherfucker better wear a crotch guard cus im gona end his family tree
>>712783885
So much This. People talking about wrist locks and pressure points and 'takin em down hard and fast' have never been in a fight situation. Strength and Power trump technique 9 times out of 10. I'm sick of little manlet's talking about how size doesn't matter. The mass of the man delivering the punch makes all the difference, it's science.
>>712779577
ask if he'd fuck her while i watch
the cuck life is super cool as heck
>>712784395
Exactly. You're going to get hit. Getting hit fucking sucks. Even if you "win," its not pleasant.
>>712784252
Again, not a discussion I'm eager to have because no one has actually bothered to hit another person in the leg and see how difficult it is to generate enough rotational momentum to cause them discomfort, leave alone break a joint during a fight.
Your ideas all rest on a hyperexteded, locked out joint on a stationary target, which you're not going to get when someone is leaning forward and windmilling at you.
>>712779577
Kick him in the bollocks then kick his head as he's writhering on the ground.
I don't give a shit about pride or fight etiquette.
>>712784252
You think a 7 foot monster will let you get a hold of his arm in a way that you would be able to break it? No. The answer is No.
>>712782072
This
>>712784701
Fighting arts were developed to correct the disparity in power between the big and the small, the armed and the unarmed.
That means that AT BEST, you've leveled the playing field by taking BJJ at your community center 4 days a week. The difference is the guy doesn't need to think about how to swing his mass. You need to keep your head and react and think things out.
I don't know why I get into 4chan threads about this, everyone is a moron.
>>712779746
Making us look bad to the eurofaggots, we don't need to whack someone over every conflict. Fight like a man bitch.
>>712784708
That's stupid this is bait. It is incredibly easy to do especially during a fight when someone is shifting weight predictably. In addition I never said anything about limiting yourself to rotational movement. The knees position causes forward pressure to be the most effective method of causing stress anyway. If you wanted to break someone's ankle maybe?
>>712784466
ahaha mate I fuggen luv this guy... Big Aussie Blokes Represent
>>712779577
I'd lick his cum out of my GF's asshole after he's done fucking her.
>>712779577
m8, thats my gf. fuck off
>>712784701
it does make a differece but it doesn't mean a direct hit to his chin won't knock him out 50% of time
it's not like set up is he slaps your gf and gets into fighting stance because he expects you to retaliate
>>712784701
haha wrist locks and pressure points ? u people watch too much anime, btw its all about techinque and streght not just strenght when it comes to punching
>>712782751
MMA, Muay Thai, Kickboxing, whatever.
There are a lot of dynamic self-defense martial arts out there, where you can use the enemies strength with some surprise and use it against him.
Paired it with strenght and other shit blablabla.
You now nothing, bitch.
Go watch some wrestling
>>712785042
Again, you don't know what you're talking about. When I teach self-defense people are always frustrated with how hard it is to actually accurately land joint locks and strikes at full speed. Its one of the things that causes student turnover, people get disillusioned.
People don't shift their weight predictably.
Again, have you ever been in a fight? Have you ever been in a fight with someone bigger than you?
Here is a basic thing you can do to prove to yourself that you're being retarded.
With the tip of your toe impact as hard as you can against something at ankle level. Do it again at knee level. Do it again at hip level. Do it again at chest level. Do it again at shoulder level. Do it again at head level. Check the power at each level. You probably wouldn't be able to break anything with the amount of force you could generate. Now imagine that about 3 feet further out. While someone is trying to punch you in the head.
Go ahead, in the middle of the fight try to watch their joints for openings for you to break with you 0 minutes of fight experience while they focus on flailing you into wall, and we will see who is more effective.
Im 11 ft 3 m8 ill fuck him till he loves me
>>712785307
I see we have reached the a priori argument followed by ad hominem portion of the thread.
Seriously, you guys are looking at the world through a straw and claiming you have the whole picture.
>>712785472
Don't 8 the b8, m8.
>>712785682
>College freshman detected
Eat a dick, fuck boi.
No one needs your goddamn Latin regurgitation.
>>712785682
go back to ur own country u foreigner
>>712784868
I've seen dudes bicep curl their way out of armbars because of a weight difference between them and the Steven Segal wannabe that hopped on them.
I want to make that shit extra clear. I have seen people outcurl the entire strength of their attacker's back and core.
Its not funny when it happens to you. You're going to shoot for a single leg and the guy is going to knee you into a coma.
slap his ass
>>712786216
You seem upset.
If you're not packing, then you got to be resourceful. Pick something up and smash his face with it.
>>712779577
Turn my ass to him and tell him if he wants to do that he better have enough for everyone.
>>712779577
Kick him in the knee.
Fuck him in the ass.
Gotta establish dominance quick,
>>712784654
Yeah, you definitely live in Europe.
Offer him a seat.
>>712779577
id show my big black dick and remind my girlfriend im still bigger where it counts
>>712779577
Slap one of his gfs ass..he can keep mine
smith and wesson will take care of him
nothing. he doesn't seem to have dick
>>712779577
Walk right up to him and ask him what his fucking problem is, when he's about to talk I'd yell in his face "IT DOESNT MATTER, JABRONI!". Quickly him give him the two fingers then kick him right in the nuts as hard as I can, as he doubles over I'd turn around and grab his head pulling it to my shoulder, then drop down on the floor yanking him with me and knocking his jabroni ass out. I'd proceed to get up kick his arms together, run from one side of the room to the other and drop down with an elbow to his chest.
>>712782641
bouncer and private security are no government. No matter where you live, if you are rich, you can afford to spend you time outside of place where you are required to fight.
>>712783885
This to a tee. Worked the door for a dumpy ass bar that had local bands play. Tons of angsty fucks who want to prove something. Being 6'2 240, Im being honest when I say if youre not at least around 5'11 and 200lbs of solid fucking steel, I will pick you up where you stand and drop you like a bag of bricks. Thrown out and straight fought enough to know first hand size matters. If theyre bigger, you better be sure you can land something to put them to sleep. Dont be a hero.
>>712779577
start rubbing his ass and tell him that you all have a 3-way marriage now
>>712785040
Alright mate, nice to see a 'Merican with a human dick instead of a metal one
>>712787675
Jet fuel can't melt this steel beam, bitch.
>>712787436
Oh god, you're like fucking oxygen in this thread.
Have you had the little skinny fuck with a pube stache come up to you and try to "talk shop" about fighting yet?
>>712779983
It's not chess mate. He's gonna have such reach your leg takedown is barely gonna touch him. The worst is people that start listing all the moves they'll use against someone in successive order to beat them. That's not how it's gonna happen. Yes you can try some things to reduce the size advantage he has - and those will be on the top of your mind cause it all depends on what he's going to do. Don't yell out what moves you'll use and how effectively you'll take him down cause you're no worse than a Pokemon trainer.
>>712788125
All shapes and sizes. It was usually some kind of death metal / power metal shitty underground local band with their shithead friends. Someone always has something to say after you break up a fight and throw someone out or worse. Drunk people tend to forget its not a good idea to hit their girl or start shit with the bartenders. Always tried to just get the man... or woman in some cases to just leave the bar on their own but some are seriously special. I wish ONE TIME when im kneeling on someone with their arm behind their back and telling them to just chill out and ill let them go.. they actually kept to their word and didnt immediately start with the bullshit as soon as I let them go.
>>712779577
Crack him ove the head with a hammer then publically ass fuck him to to prove dominance.
>>712779577
i'm not gonna help him. he got himself some serious trouble
>>712788715
Believe me, I know that. I mostly did burlesque shows at dive bars, so people were usually chill, but sometimes you have to remind people to not touch the dancers. The worst was drunk dudes coming for their ex girlfriends on stage.
I ask specifically because I've noticed a disproportionate amount of little skinny guys talking about their expertise in martial arts or kendo or some shit. They just hang around wherever I am and try to shoot the shit while I work, which would be fine, until you hear "its all about technique" for the 15th time.
>>712779577
Tell him his calves look skinny. He'll start crying and contemplate suicide.
>>712779577
>>712779700
Thats not how it works. You'd get jail time guaranteed.
>>712779913
(You)
>>712780125
lost
>>712779577
Wait patiently for his inevitable early death due to natural complications with his size.
>>712789441
The only honest person in the thread.
>>712779577
Well to be honest, I've done a lot of trained fighting for a few years and I understand that I better get the first hit and make it count.
Don't wrestle with him unless you are matching his size or bigger, (I'm a small guy, not much weight either). I would go straight for the head with lethal force elbow, aim for throat (to seriously injure or knock out) or to the jaw.
Don't let the fucker get a hold of you if you weigh less than him.
Use your best weapons, elbows and knees to the sensitive areas of the body, I'm excluding the balls because that's a pussy thing to do. Go for head, armpits, Sides underneath arms.
I have long arms and would use my reach to fight him from a distance.
If it turned into a wrestling match and he had his arms around me I might be able to get out o it, but I think I would probably be fucked.
Fuck that guy.
>>712789050
Ahahaha oh yeah for sure. To answer what you asked more specifically the dudes who weigh 120 soaking wet that didnt shower for a week and came to drink dollar beer always want to talk to you. I dont know if its because they just want to look cool talking to the doorman, or what but of course. Its alllll about technique bro. And I nod my head and laugh a bit. Of course technique is half the battle, but if that skinny fuck was to try anything funny like a kick to the balls or gouging eyes hes going to regret that almost instantly. Lmao. And to tell you the truth... ive had my balls grabbed and ive been bit and had my fingers dislocated. Heres a pro tip for anyone. Maybe that works on someone whos a bitch, but all your doing is pouring gas on a fire. You bite me or whatever man youre fucking really in trouble.
>>712779577
I tell him that he has a very inappropriate behavior
>>712779577
Just play it off like I didn't see it.
I'd prob be a cuck over getting in a fist fight
>>712779577
suck his dick
>>712788312
>Not training in a gi at least three times a week
You have the mentality of a beta faggot.
>>712781335
He's still got the reach on you.
>>712790216
You didn't see Bruce Lee in gis very often.
>>712789553
I really gotta point out "Maybe that works on someone whos a bitch"
You're so fucking right about that shit. People think that a kick in the dick or even a minor fracture is going to put someone down, but people are both not aware of how much things hurt and how hard it is to put someone down.
I have toes broken, I gotten cut a few times. I have scar on my leg about the length of a tv remote from some jackass with a boot knife. I've had my ribs cracked during an amateur bout, even. If someone wants to hurt you, they can ignore a lot of shit to get their hands on you.
>>712782141
>i live in a shithole
fixed it for you
>>712790270
>Bruce Lee would have been wrecked by rickson gracie. Rickson would have made him beg.
>>712780736
>going to a place that has a bouncer
That's the first sign of a place either too trashy or too expensive to bother going inside. Learn how to spend your Friday nights.
>>712790446
Didn't mean to green text that. Sorry
>>712779577
He can be as tall as he wants, aint gonna make his balls hurt any less
>>712779577
I would show him the door asap.
>>712790495
That's right!
Stay home with your pillow waifu and watch the Walking Dead and think about how much better you are than all of the plebs and the people with more money than you!
Mmm. Comfortable mediocrity.
say "dude what the fuck??" and walk away with my girlfriend like a normal person
>>712779577
im 188 88kg and with muscles but that nigga crazy
>>712779577
"Why did you slap my hand?"
Wonder why he gave me a high five
>>712779983
So you can get a taste of his gun instead?
>>712779577
Slap his ass even harder
