Waifu Claiming Thread: Meowmel Edition.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, meow
>>712763044
nyaaaa
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
Disgusting early bake.
Claimu
>>712763163
kyouko when i clicked, It rolled to 151 bby! too fast too furious for my meowmel edition.
Chen is the most fuckable anon
>>712763074
They might be dumb, they might be kids with superior intellect hidden away.
All I know is, they're cool. Cooler than ice.
There's one kid who spray-painted a Mona Lisa in under an hour while only using his feet.
https://youtu.be/V8MeraPzLIU
Claim
>>712763016 (akame)
I didn't know what it was. What letter comes next?
Claiming felix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPxfbs8X0Hs
>>712763323
Bullshit, I require evidence to such a preposterous event.
>>712763451
hold me yuno
>>712763283
But the last image last thread was 20:03:32 and this thread was made at 20:03:15
Ritsu claimed :3
>>712763498
You want evidence? Come behind the school at 12:30 PM. The painting is still there, to this day.
>>712763405
n
>>712763451
hey discount-tsundere~chan
hug?
>>712763708
space
>>712763499
What's wrong?
>>712763710
You get one for calling me discount-tsundere~chan
I missed that
>>712763593
Its just a couple of secounds so what does it matter?
>>712763804
My online relationship partner broke up with me!
>>712763708
b
>>712763824
It doesn't to me
around here we pull the trigger at 150.
>>712763804
me too
Whenever someone beats Kyouko to baking he gets mad and throws his tendies everywhere
>>712763889
That's not good. That person give a reason?
>>712763970
What's been up with you?
>>712763985
>tendies
>not his 'za
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>712763891
nice letter
I'll add an e
>himoaun be
>>712763985
Oh. Hehe
>>712763985
I don't consider him getting mad just more or less giving me shit about it. It's happened like everytime i do it. he doesnt flip out on me. he's a chill dude
Crazy, guess I am "literal trash can" tier.
That's fine
>>712764078
They said
"online relationships aren't real" and that I need to 'grow up"
I'm so sad!
>>712764174
Not even going to respond to my post?
You're killing me Smalls!
>>712764078
the ceiling and bad sleep schedule
>>712763985
It's nothing more than a meme that I didn't even start.
I just continued it.
>>712764259
>>712764247
Oh okay, thank you.
Hey, look on the bright side. At least you're not a Touhou character.
I love it when my body refuses to wake up. Serves me right for staying up I guess.
カラミチーマス
Chen is the sweetest anon
>>712764382
Are they lower?
Poor Touhous
>>712763819
Hello
>>712764585
They're the lowest possible.
Lower than Jim's food on his lunch tray.
And Jim gets pretty bad food.
Lol who the fuck cares about this thread anymore
>>712764720
poor Touhous
can they ever be redeemed?
>>712764720
>lower than Jim
>lower than his food
If a Touhou was food, it would be a slice of prison loaf. 1000 calories of disgust.
>>712764679
Hello best girl.
>>712764195
Oh that's kinda sad
How did you meet them?
>>712764277
Oh yea what else is new
Not that your neet lifestyle needs a good sleep schedule
>>712764720
Your husbando is literally the shittiest claim in history
Worse than 3DPD
>>712764249
space
>>712764761
post a letter
>>712763819
So why were you asking about the weeb stuff last night?
>>712764970
h
Ben is my real name btw
>>712764941
Who is the best girl from the thread?
>>712765036
Miku easily.
>>712765001
Trying to build up courage to buy something.
>>712765036
Mai.
>>712764951
>>712764951
I can't take you seriously if you're posting a K-ON waifu and calling mine shit. Sorry.
>>712764864
I'm afraid not. There's no hope for Toe-hoes
>>712765145
That hilarious
You should be a comedian
Ritsu is superior
>>712765145
hug me homu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf08ECIg7-w
>>712765145
this tbh
>>712764947
I met them on steam/here!
They told me they don't ever want to speak to me ever again!
I'm so hurt!
>>712765272
Why don't you claim her then faggot
>>712765185
RIP
>>712765035
nice to meet you Ben Himoaun
>>712765178
Mmh.
Figures?
Wow, this place is still filled with irrelevant humans to society who take themselves too seriously.
>>712765272
Why don't you avatarfag her then?
>>712765185
Your husbando literally is the worst. He's doesn't even has good looks going for him. Much less personality
>>712765358
You didn't post a letter
>>712765341
Oh you did? Know anything else about them than their waifu?
Or avatar rather I guess
How deep was your relationship?
>>712765575
That Castlevania roast looks delicious.
>>712764941
That is fine taste in animated famales. Though given your own choice it doesn't come as much of a surprise. Mai's still best Nichijou.
>>712765405
All humans are irrelevant.
>>712765405
What are you trying to accomplish with this Chen?
>>712765228
I don't think autists have much chance in becoming successful comedians.
>>712765272
:thumbsup::skin-tone-5:
>>712765354
>>712765495
I already have my own
>>712765729
:runner:
>>712765356
Who are you, by the way? Did you just join these threads?
>>712765514
My husbando has the best hair. You shut your fucking mouth. Not only does he have good looks.
>
He has class. Unlike your smelly slut of a waifu.
Your waifus hair looks like strands of seaweed. With her tongue sticking out like that, I can only assume her to be a stupid slut. Also, her forehead is bigger than the fucking face on the moon.
>>712763128
nerf this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UigesnHy5hI
>>712765368
I want to buy The melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya light novel but I don't want to have to explain it to my parents.
>>712765597
there is no need for more. you have been rebaptized
>>712765729
no hug? :(
>>712765825
Light Novels are much easier to explain than figures atleast, shouldn't be too much of a problem.
Well that also depends on how your parents would take that I guess.
>>712765784
I've been here for a few days. Last Thursday or Friday or something.
Don't call Ritsu a slut.
Ritsu a cute.
>>712765664
No, they don't post here that often anymore.
I mostly met them on Steam. They posted a lot as a Touhou character, but I forget which one!
Our relationship was just gooey-gooey, mua mua mua. Constantly. They were all over me and I was all over them. Then, things changed!
Oh I'm so distraught, Tsun-Yun!
>>712765851
How?
I feel like some dense protag from an anime
>>712765906
Do you crave for repetition if I don't hug you?
>>712765729
Kek
Is that easy to mirror someone's behavior these days
>>712766186
a little bit
>>712765708
>5708▶
>File: 2f9bb53b2bb638791e731cfd8(...).jpg (1.17 MB
Don't cut yourself on that edge.
chita
>>712765988
That sucks, guess they realised how retarded that was
No offence but you must see how stupid that is, not knowing anything about each other and just ERPing isn't a relationship
You'll get over it
>>712766203
Shitposting was always easy.
>>712766250
How often do I have to to hug you?
>>712766179
perhaps you are!
>>712766591
once every 2 hours
>>712766456
I'll never get over it! It's not stupid if I hold my ipad screen, having thoughts of drifting away at 2 am with them in my arms. Online relationship's aren't retarded. Is it wrong for humans to seek happiness? Is it wrong for humans to seek emotional sustenance.
I don't see anything wrong with it.
You're not in any position to say whether or not it's "retarded"
I bet you haven't even been in an online relationship!
You know NOTHING!
>>712766324
It's the truth. Mostly at least.
>>712766695
Or maybe i'm a weeb who thinks life is an anime
>>712765784
Dude your husbando looks like the crimson chin motherfucker.
His fucking lower lip is as big as a fucking sausage
>>712766795
Can I hug me instead?
>>712767030
Dawg. Don't diss the chin. Chin is life.
Your waifu doesn't even have a nose.
Just a hole in the middle of her face.
fucking digusting.
Claiming Natalia
>>712766941
>Anonymous 11/23/16(Wed)12:49:42 No.712766941 ▶
>File: 727e45e96e1a7ace531285bdf(...).jpg (139 KB, 500x500)
Why do you believe your opinion to be the factual truth?
>>712767296
>exists in both 2D and 3D
Thread
Broke
Waifu
Yes?
>>712767296
Whatever happened to her.
>>712767287
what's so good about noses?
>>712767296
Nyash myash
>>712766956
that would be fun, wouldn't it?
>>712767402
Everything is part of the 4th dimension too.
>>712767525
5deep4me.
>>712767287
>what is drawing style
Least she doesn't have a jew nose.
>>712766816
There is nothing wrong with an online relationship
But what you had wasn't a relationship, it was just you sending erpy messages to each other
Unless I got that part wrong I can see why the other person got sick of that someday
Claim
Waifu
Yes?
>any other .hack//SIGN fans?
>>712767453
I guess so
>>712767434
They're an actual part of a human face.
>>712767615
>Not knowing what an actual jew nose is.
I feel sorry for you, and your waifu, who just has a hole in her face for a nose.
>>712767387
Because it's not an opinion. I don't think the matter to be subjective, it's not like art where different interpretations are accepted within the same medium. You can only ever be in denial about the futility of your own existence.
>>712767971
So what if they are part of the human face? Small noses are cuter.
>>712767971
At least Yui doesn't die
>>712767603
It's not that complex, 4th dimension is time.
Imagine a room in the third dimension, in the fourth dimension you see a snapshot of that room for each instant.
![Syndra [62].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nNMUdi6.jpg "Syndra [62].jpg")
>>712768187
There's a difference between having a small nose and just having a hole in your face for a nose.
>>712768269
Shit...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3SDX8OfQKU
>>712768989
https://youtu.be/yiGQVYKAwYo
>>712767687
No, we didn't erp much at all!
Infact, I was planning on meeting up with them in real life, but they ended the relationship a week before I was supposed to meet them..
Tell me Tsun-Yun! Were you in an online relationship before?
>>712769090
Hello
>>712768989
An unfortunate passing.
https://youtu.be/zgQyEVfhCoY
What's this...? OwO
Shinoa claimed ',:)
>>712769201
Oh then I'm sorry
That sucks I hope they will change their mind
You have no idea why he left?
If you mean an online relationship where I was in love with the other person? Yea I actually have
>>712770024
Smuggie
>>712770024
OwO
>>712770024
who is she, from what series?
>>712770024
Smugathor
-<-
>>712770024
short smug
>>712770081
Tsunny
>>712770160
OwO
>>712770340
Filename
>>712770462
M'M'smugger. Oh fuck a pout emoji
>>712770500
Dub harasho
>>712770081
No! I have no almost no clue.
They were really angry with me out of nowhere.
Infact, they even called and I could hear the anger in their voice!
How'd that relationship pan out?
>>712770024
OwO
>>712768663
Ritsu has a small nose, Crimson Chin.
>>712770645
Well I tried anyway.
`<`
That may work better
>>712770645
OwO
>gotta go actually
QOTT: who's going black friday shopping?
I am just to see fights and buy if i have enough money for new clothes for myself
>>712770787
Spooki
>>712770884
Its Friday tomorrow here. And I have a day off.
Answer uncertain.
>>712770645
How is the smuggiest person I know?
>>712770757
Oh that is really weird, perhaps just give them some time. Can't help much
Not that good, she got an irl boyfriend and just stopped talking with me pretty much
>>712770884
>black friday
If only
>>712770884
I probably won't, but I need a pair of new shoes and since I don't have that much money to spare it might be a lucky break for me.
>>712770645
yes
>>712770884
I'm poor and lazy
i"ve been silent-- for*a while^^
IT feel~s so good tO be free::
::
no%one will s(top m) e
Love.the::::::::/ B /
Love.the::::::::/ B /
.the /surgeon\ Has [returned]. . . . . . . .
>>712771523
This meme is so spicy it made my anus burn
So, I heard my archenemy's back. So, I'm back for good, guys.
>>712770787
OwO
>>712770861
Lemme try ' 3 '
>>712770877
Aw rip. Take care
>>712771240
Pretty good, chilling on my Thanksgiving break being lazy. Played halo mcc with my bro and we haven't played vidya together in years. Good day today. You?
>>712771677
Who would that be?
>>712770884
Not me i have no money
>>712771677
Okaeri.
>>712771865
your waifu is the one droppable character from gate? lol good choice man. literally pick the worst character in the series
>>712771790
Pouts are never in that direction. If there was a backwards 3, then that woukd work.
>>712772341
I dont know what you're on about. Tuka has achieved nothing that others haven't set up for, or were about to do. Arpeggio is there just to fight Lelei and provide a 'rival'. Cato is comedic relief.
>>712771865
Asshole knows of rory the show recker but not the palm top tiger? dude get some taste
>>712770884
I'll buy gift cards if they're on discount.
>>712771865
An other guy commonly called "Music Taiga" trying to steal my baby from me! ;-;
>>712772090
Thx sweetheart!
>>712771790
Ah that sounds pretty great, playing co op campaign? I love doing that shit
I'm doing okay, seriously thinking about dropping out
it actually relieves a lot of stress
>>712772968
Ah. Ok.
>>712772762
I know about Taiga. Just not the 'archenemy'.
>>712772719
Still better then Rory, she is the reason i cant watch/read gate. She is so fucking annoying, Christ give me the death of SAO(Asuna) anyday over that black and red plague .
>>712767824
Subaru a shit. Mimiru a best.
>>712772719
You mean the E :^)
>>712773046
Griffball. When ever one of us has the ball, the other would run behind the person, ball holder jumps and guy behind would launch using grav as boost
Aww dude is the semester almost over? Cause you made it this far
>Current year and not picking best waifu
Don't worry, i'll make /waifu/ great again
>tfw home
>>712773644
>Subaru is best girl.
>>712773760
Are you original?!
>>712773976
Nissan is better
>>712774159
Original what?
>>712774263
The one from Rabbit then disappeared?
>>712774263
>Nissan
haha...
>>712774429
I'm guessing you're Shinobu
>>712774477
There's seven layers of shit to that joke, but it had to be done
>>712774593
>>712774593
No. I just remembered you from there. Holy shit, it's you. Love you!
>>712773690
Oh yea I know that game mode, it's pretty fun
You meantioned your bro, meant friend or brother?
Nah I got yearlong semesters, I recently found out colleges work very different for us
I am just sick and tired of this shit
>>712774686
I don't see how that's relevant
>>712774799
I've returned, for however briefly it may be
>>712773592
Someones buttblasted that I got her before you.
>>712773690
'<'
>>712775394
Aw, too bad. Take care then. I got to get going now.
i"ve been silent-- for*a while^^
IT feel~s so good tO be free::
::
no%one will s(top m) e
Love.the::::::::/ B /
Love.the::::::::/ B /
.the /surgeon\ Has [returned]. . . . . . . .
hug me
>>712774902
Dude you ever played binary slayers? Amazing game mode
Blood brother. He's younger than me
Whoa our semesters are only about 3 months or seasonal. Not saying you should but of that's how you feel. Who's to stop you?
>>712775394
Oh shit you're back
>>712775553
'~`
>trying stuff here
I miss the Schwanz king.
claimed
claiming best rwby
>>712775979
Yeah, I was here last night too
>>712776092
She's Megumine now
>>712776317
Stop being MeguMEAN
>>712775979
Nope what's that? Tbh I only played slayer or story mode with my brother(s)
That's fun, brother bonding is the best
Yea it's pretty weird, I didn't think it could be so different. Oh yea it is gonna get me out of a lot of potential depressions. Though it is hard to get a job with decent income without a degree. I'm just scared I guess
Kurome
>>712777058
>Kurome
not saying Kuromine
You missed a glorious opportunity
>>71277777
When tho
>>712777166
I'll do it next thread~
>>712777058
>>712777166
Too late, she's Kuromine now
>>712777274
Soon
>>712777452
Can I at least keep the cookies?
Goodnight guys
>>712778078
Sweet dreams.
Goodnight
>>712778005
I will permit this
>>712776030
Me too. He liked the smaller waifus.
>gum on a wooden board we use for food at work
FUCKING
WHY
>>712778307
Someone has no fucks to give
can i test if i can namefag here
