Guys im literarlly dying.. what should i type next?
"call an ambulance" would be good..
leme eet dat pussy
>>712755889
Ask her "What's the difference between jelly and jam?". She'll say something like "What?" or "I don't know", then you say "I can't jelly my cock down your throat"
>>712755889
shut up bitch il show you fast and furious
Ay by u want sum fuk
>>712755889
Ayy my mouth gonna go fast and furious on ya pussy
>>712756037
This
>>712755889
keep referring to her as slampiece
>>712755889
You're gonna be in the Morg an stuff after i'm done with you
>>712755889
brb, my poop is coming
>>712755889
Ask 'how are the boys treating you on here' and then ask what she's looking for on tinder, then it's countdown to sex0r
>>712755889
i like the first too because dom looks young and hot and the story line is better becauses no niggers and wetbacks also i wondering how oconner dicks taste like
>>712756037
winrar
>>712756207
Lmaoo
>>712756207
Good job OP. But charge your phone.
Waiting for a reply boys hold on inb4 she blocks me
>>712756347
>23%
>charge your phone
You wot m8?
>>712756347
Can't you see that it's charging u blind nigger
"shit my my mouth plz"
>>712756037
This. It's a classic OP.
>>712756347
He is charging it, you can see the symbol
If get Say
"I would smash you like Paul Walker smashed into that pole."
ask her if she knows about the jewish new world order
Until the piggy replies what should i type to this sports gril
>>712756670
No no.
>Wanna play Paul Walker, I'll smash your face with my pole. ;D
>>712755889
"ima smash you ass like paul smashed into the pole"
>>712756844
Do the jelly jam bullshit.
>>712756844
How far can you fit that ball up you anus?
call her a dumb slut then demand nudes
>>712756919
kek
Ok doing the jelly and jam thing with the soccer girl
>>712756844
>using mimi
Dubs checked though
I will rupture your anal cavity
>>712757337
dubs
What should i say to this feminist pig ?
abort and call her a nigger
>>712757223
bumping this shit
>>712757407
the anal cavity guy got dubs
>>712757518
>>712757337
Get fucked newfag/samefag
>>712757518
No he didn't you failure of a shit
tell her the pay gap is because women are stupid
>>712757518
get the fuck out nigger
Waiting on replies guys, dang these grils are slow
>>712757407
Send me nudes or I'm gonna tie your dad to a streetlight and dogfuck him in front of a crowd
>>712757710
Ok ill do this to the next gril
>>712757407
tell her you'd like to wage your cock in her gap and then close the gap
>>712757698
Kek, neither the first girl or this girl are going to answer you anon.
>>712757685
i'm staying
She next bois
>>712757698
"If you don't mind"
I'm sad send nudes
>>712757617
crybaby
>>712757824
that face you make, it's gonna be just like that when i destroy your pussy tonight
>>712757758
Fucking nice
what is this app?
>>712757824
Good eve m'lady
Do you, perchance, have time to converse with a gentleman such as myself?
Xddd
Since Trump won the election, can I grab u by the pussy?
Bitches wont reply
>>712757824
FUK U FOR FUKING UP PEARL HARBOR U JAPANESE CUNTNUGGET
>>712757892
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>712757824
I'd like you to bite my dick with those amazing teeth
>>712758151
Omg this is topkek material
if you don't send me nudes i'm going to kill myself.
Ok guys on standby until bitches reply
>>712758211
newfag
>>712758151
o shit waddup here come dat seal
>>712758053
>>712758151
Under rated posts
>>712758314
>I-I was only pretending to be retarted
>>712755889
'Bitch please, Tokio drift is 150% of greatness a movie could probably reach. The first one is hardly a 5/7'
And yes, out of context
bump
If you don't reply to this message your mother will die in her sleep tonight
bamp
>>712758675
oh no not my mum
>nottoday.jpeg
>>712758675
O R I G I N A L
R
I
G
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N
A
L
>>712758793
do no harm, pupper
>>712758151
fist me daddy
>>712758675
roll
i think ur breaking the 1st and 2nd rule of tinder. thats why they wont even bother replay
>>712756207
>>712756844
>>712757223
>>712757407
>>712757698
>>712757824
>>712757913
>>712758118
>>712758144
"Don't ignore me you rancid swine!"
Fkin bitches wont reply
>>712758675
What? Is your penis small?
>>712758793
do no harm pupper
>>712759074
"Don't ignore me you rancid swine!"
I've got a friend who uses this and it really works!
>>712755889
Say 'I have cancer. I am literally dying. It has spread so viciously that I AM CANCER'
>>712759074
Did you really think they would considering what you sent?
>>712759096
That was a suggestion for the pickup line faggeaux
Omg she replied whats next ?
>>712759277
Ask her to marry you ;)
>>712759277
go for the punchline anyway, it works every time
>>712759277
"lel you on reddit? or are you more of an ifunny kinda girl ;)"
>>712759277
You use jelly to jam your fist in my ass
>>712759368
Need to have some chit chat first
>>712759277
wont find it so funny when i jam this jelly in yo ass
>>712759368
Obvious beta is obvious
Fucking virgin
>>712759277
"how would you like to be raped, my lady?"
>>712759475
Ask her a deep poetic question, like:
"How can our eyes be real if mirrors aren't real? "
>>712759277
'i send this bullshit first cause I don't know how to open a conversation with a beautiful girl, sorry :D now, that the conversation started, would you fart in my face for 20 bucks?'
Ok bitch waiting for your reply, guys if im geting laid bcs of 4chan im gonna cut my penis
>>712757824
PSU?
>>712759277
Jam is a sweet, soft food made by cooking fruit with sugar to preserve it and Jelly is a sweet, clear, semisolid, somewhat elastic spread or preserve made from fruit juice and sugar boiled to a thick consistency.
>>712759277
Can i go BALLS deep in your pussy?
>>712759574
Haha, having a though day mate?
Want to talk about it?
>>712755889
Say, "I hope the Holocaust happens"
>>712759626
>cut ppenis off
>get laid
W-w-what
this is a important question before we go any further
spit or swallow?
>>712759626
lame
do this one next time if they already know the joke
>>712759640
>>712759277
Good because you want it down your throat.
good OP, lame bitches.
atleast you are trying to please us with delivery, OP.
>>712758675
Fuck
>>712759718
"Be my jew and call me Hitler, cause I wanna gas u ;)"
>>712759681
look everyone, we got a though guy
>>712759761
This
She's a keeper lol whats enxt
>>712759777
TRIPS checkem
>>712759846
spit or swallow?
>>712759821
I was just called a beta, what's so though about that :p
>>712759846
"I think im in love with you"
>>712758118
Finally a good looking one.
Where do you get these horrorshows from OP?
>>712759773
Do this nigger she wants some D
>>712759846
Why didnt we have sex yet?
>>712759846
damn, don't fuck it up OP. she's cool
>>712759846
WTF My mom told you that joke??
Guys fuck them haters, keep telling me what to say
>>712759846
That was no joke, I want you to blow me
>>712758675
mofo
>>712759927
I just swipe right to everything
>>712759910
internet though guy
>>712760025
Next ask for a nude
>>712760072
how's your profile pic?
>>712760025
cringe. are you trying to get laid or just troll chicks for no real lulz
>>712758675
rollin'
i personally prefer swallowing
>>712760113
>hypocrit!1111111
>>712760025
Get them titties
>>712760169
Gtfo bitch
>>712758675
ukuj
Send her this pic
>>712760151
Its a pic of me, im a legit 8/10
Say Hitler did nothing wrong, and ask her if she wants to come over and see your swastika collection
>>712759616
This
>>712758675
roll for new chick
>>712760025
That's from the movie too haha get it!?
>>712760197
>greentexts just because it's green
fucking kill yourself
>>712756037
this kek
>>712759627
That is not the nittany lion
>>712760291
This but before tell her you have cheated at your pic but you like her and if you can Jeep contact
>>712760291
Cant send pics on tinder
>>712760370
You're late to the party, anon
>>712760429
Can't melt steel beans
>>712760348
>W
>E
>E
>D
;)
Ty for laughs lol
>>712760370
welcome, you are late but at least you made it.
>>712756037
this please
>>712760025
If you want Sex with her tell her that she has Humor and if you both can meetup for an beer or coffee
>>712760444
Trips of truth chkd also rolling for feminist, ask if she likes her ass eaten
>>712756037
i will keep rolling for this
>>712760520
no problem, good game
>>712756037
roll
>>712760552
Faggot read thread
>>712760608
rolling for this
>>712756037
aaaaah this
>>712760025
Ask her if she has an special fetishes
>>712759846
'You're cute, but please, leave my mother out of this'
>>712756037
this needs to happen
>>712760608
Rolling
>>712756037
THIS LOL, NO ONE HAS EVER SAID THAT BEFORE
>>712755889
I'm sorry young lady, you are not cultured enough to have my semen ejaculated into your ghoul.
>>712756037
never give up this
>>712760777
7s of sarcasm. Tell her jet foods can't melt steel beans
>>712760665
I fully support this, this.
I am a little afraid to ask, but can you dress up as a cat and pee on me?
:3
>>712760777
>S H A D I L A Y
>H
>A
>D
>I
>L
>A
>Y
>>712756207
kek i didnt expect that one. Good work op
>>712758675
Fuck you
>>712760851
Roll
>>712758675
Kys
"please call me penismaster111 when I go down on you, i also eat ass"
dubs get
>>712755889
Sage
>>712761151
fag
>>712760851
This
Say "I have information that will indict Hillary Clinton" and then never say anything to her again
>>712761166
checcccc
Yeah
>>712761295
Thiiiiiiiis.
Op is obviously gone. Abandon thread.
>>712761956
yeah, most likely. and im gonna save that wbem hope you dont have a virus installed in it
>>712762109
Who the fuck does that
>>712762109
It's all yours my friend
Rip op, you delivered for a little while
>>712758675
hello consortium rateo
>>712757997
Tinder you dumbass
>>712758675
kys
goodbye op
hello darkness
>>712755889
i'm still laughing at her answer
good gawd
>>7127586
Hi
>>712763838
dam faget cant even quote
crawl back into your mothers wretched rathole and kys
>>712758793
do no harm, pupper
more of Mckenzie :o
>>712760851
Winner
>>712758151
This is overused so fucking much its unbelievable
