REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
>>712742116
How.
Nice
>>712742116
can I have the one you posted ?
>>712742116
haha this will NEVER work, all you are fags for believing it! i'm only posting here to make fun of you guys, not to participate!
k
Go suck bloody dicks in an alley, faggot.
>>712742359
Yea
>>712742116
Does this include traps or?
Whats the standard here
>>712742116
Are you sure this works?
nchn
>>712742359
Will you be my bf?
I've had a girlfriends. never ends good. Enjoy your lives alone because it doesn't get any better than this assholes.
ok
>>712742427
yes
>>712742443
Thanks for the heads up
>>712742116
nigger
ok
I like girls.
i like bananas
fuck you
Please
>>712742469
>>712742489
>>712742443
>>712742394
>>712742116
Sounds good
lol k
Haha
Posting because deep inside I actually hope this works....
>>712742116
ok
Is it really works?
Sure
yea lets give this fucker a try
Fuck yes, girl at my work, pl0x data me
>>712742116
you have nice eyes
>>712742116
yaaaaa
Ok
>>712742116
but i don't want to
they cost money and attention, ugh
>>712742116
FINALY
v a gina
If only...
Eh
What if I already have a girlfriend?
YES PLEASE
PRAISE KEK
l didn't get a girlfriend the last day that l posted. l was expecting to find a gf but again l didn't leave me house how can l find a gf if l don't leave home. this isn't real and is impossible.
k
>>712742116
Okay
>>712742116
It didn't work last time
>>712742116
yess!!
Pls work
>>712742116
>tip my fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away
yay
>>712742116
ayyyy
>>712743032
words of a genius mind
>>712742116
oh hell yeah
too bad it aint gonna happen
k
ayy lmao
>>712742116
Well I can hope
Yes please oh god
>>712742116
I just need a shy / awkard / loner gf
pls...
>>712742116
Fuck you son
>>712742116
Yeet
gib gf plox
ehhhhh fuck it
Yes
This shit doesn't work. There is a change I may obtain repeating digits, if so, my claim cannot be falsified.
>>712742116
Do you have to believe for it to work? If so, I'm slightly diszappointed.
yes
>>712742116
yeah, nice
sure, lets roll for that
cool
>>712742116
Last threads I posted in didn't come true. I doubt this one will.
bullshitt
ty based op
bullshit
I am born to win... Maybe this time :)
12345
>>712743723
Eliza is such a QT, I wish I had a gf like her
Don't fail me now /b/!!!
>>712742116
im replying btw tbqh
>>712742116
well, i am THIS desperate.
Tbh its kinda likely so... lets try and see xD can he seel the deal
>>712742116
Aww yeah,
I don't see how that would be possible.
>>712742116
its worth a try
>>712742116
>>712743891
Ya, minus the fellowship of the autism that would come with her. Same
>>712742116
Joke's on you.
>>712742116
You best not let me down op
worth a try
emma pls
I guess
But I already have a girlfriend. We're even engaged.
>>712742116
yes please
>>712742116
Let's see
>>712742116
Will she have a dick?
>>712742116
i dont believe you
can u make mine disappear too?
k
COME BACK CATHY
>>712742116
Reply
OP has a penis
I already have a GIRLFRIEND!
>pic related; isn't she kawaii?
Im so alone.
I want to kill people
Fuck yeah
k
Eh, haven't got anything to lose
Okay
>>712744180
Her autism is what makes her perfect Anon
ok
>>712742116
Aight
Why not
>>712742116
look at all these replies
Ok
Please
Just hope my wife doesn't find out!
l know who this anon is and will post all personaly information phone number real name, age contact details and social media if anybody rolls quad
>>712742116
i won't believe it even if it happens
>>712742116
noice
lets do it. Pray to the kek
gief diretide
Tomorrow I also will be rich and have a carefree life thx op.
>>712742116
Pls help me senpai.
>>712742116
A good one?
well, it can't hurt to try
OH BOI I'M HYPE 4 THIS TO WORK
ok
uwu
>>712742359
Ya were cooler than u
U might even say we're 2 cool for school
This post will get so much comments, because guys are tired of wanking
cant hurt
J
>>712742116
oh boi
finally
k
Its about time
IM FAPPING RIGHT NOW AND IN THE MORNING I WILL WAKE UP WITH A NEW GF
Hope she's black
Come on this better work
>>712742116
Nibba square up
>>712742116
Nibba square up smh
took fucking long enough
>>712742116
i will
I want to believe
Oh boi how
Sign me up.
>>712742116
Violent dangerous tsundere fat dyke will appear tomorow
Fuck it
mepls
>>712742116
I WANT TO BELIVE
OP is a fag
yes
>>712744841
It's not her autism I'm worried about, it's 4aggotchans.
It's my birthday tomorrow. That'd be nice.
Let's fucking hope so
Fuck it i'm desperate.
why the fuck not
>>712742116
I want a boyfriend instead thanks
>>712742116
Gf get
Didnt work last time
fucka u
Just popped in to tell everyone I already have one who's in shape too. It's ok to be jelly. Enjoy being alone ;)
lmao
>>712742116
aww yiss
>>712742116
plz gfibve gf
ayy
>>712742116
pls
KEK GIVE ME STRENGTH
please?
>>712742116
no way
>>712745911
Checked, also terrorist
doubt it but hey who knows
OKAY
plaese
I just hope it's a good gf, not a gf only by name
finally some positive reinforcement
>>712742116
Well why the fuck not
>>712742116
FINALLY
already have one, can a have another one, one I can actually fall in love with for more than 2 months (please) ?
>>712742116
Impossible!
>>712742116
c'm on
i take all my chances..houpeh yar wizardz bby~
>>712742116
God listen to you
>>712742116
Lies
>>712742116
Anon dont play with mein hart
>>712742116
Bub.
I want a second one, preferably V.
Bullshit, its impossible
>>712742116
Isn't that convenient? I won't go outside tomorrow, have to work at home all day.
Is she going to appear from the toilet or something like that?
Kek plz
>>712742116
>haha this will NEVER work, all you are fags for believing it! i'm only posting here to make fun of you guys, not to participate!
t-this
>>712742116
Plx be tru
>>712742116
Fuck it.
please
Done!
>>712742116
yes
>>712742116
Can they be a trap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug88HO2mg44
># only 90's kids blah blah
yes
Need all the help I can get at this point
I doubt it
kek
one of those magic threads
>>712742116
Will she have a feminine penis?
Impossibru!
>>712742116
I won't but I'll reply anyway
God help me
>>712742116
yoooo
Yeah right
>>712742116
My hand is enough and cute
>>712742116
Get!!
>>712746735
wow what a faggot
>>712742116
Can I loose her please? :D
please
>>712742116
im this sad
>>712742116
okaay
I just want a girl to want to see my onion bloom.
>>712742116
ULTROS
>>712742116
fucking go, do it
Please let it be Sammi or Jess and not some slag.
Roll
>>712742116
pls let her be underage
:D
>>712742359
>>712742116
Please
It's worth a try.
>>712742116
legit
Roll
>>712742116
Replying cuz i am desperate
i just want an afterlife that isn't floating around as cosmic dust or hell
>>712742116
I wish, op, I wish
No reason NOT to
yes
>>712742116
A man can dream
>>712742116
how sad is this
>>712742116
show me
>>712743723
You look like my ex. Do you have a nice ass?
>>712742116
Considering the events planed for tomorrow, such declaration of umprobable events seem plausable
>>712742116
ok plz
doubt it
it better work
please
Aha, muie dinamo
>>712746006
If you're on 4chan, you're being cucked
>inb4 baited
Krjef
MAKE HER MY WAIFU! If not, OP will die in his sleep, the fucking faggot.
plz
No u
>>712742116
thanks!
Why not
Sure, I'll give it a shot, though I doubt it'll work.
I'll also give this thread a limerick.
A pirate, history relates
Was scuffling with some of his mates
When he slipped on a cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates.
>>712747111
check'd, sir
>>712742116
let it be true and i'll suck dicks
one lesbian gf plz
>>712747583
Is that OC, sir?
replied
>>712742116
Might as well.
>>712742116
What if I don't want a girlfriend atm?
>>712747666
No, it's a limerick I heard from a friend years ago.
yes
>>712742116
May KeK bless us all
>>712747739
I enjoyed it anyways
>>712742116
i'll reply but can i get a boyfriend instead
>>712742116
I don't have time for this shit, srsly
>>712742116
ok
Shieeeeeeeet*
*Sage goes in all fields
>>712747798
I'm glad to hear it. I love limericks.
Here, have another:
There once was a woman named Jill
Who swallowed an exploding pill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And her tits in a tree in Brazil.
Don't know if my wife would like that.
>>712742116
kappa1
>>712742116
Ehh fuck it>>712747810
Okay
>>712742116
what
>>712742116
holy shit. so many replies. even if you allahu akbar op, your virgins won't be enough for all of us lonely neckbeards on /b
Dead.
yeah sure...
>>712742116
Op I think that's your boyfriend in the photo
>>712742116
no i wont i wont see her til next week :(
....see you tomorrow space cowboy...
Only on 4chan
Worth a shot.
>>712742116
Reply
god please the queen and me
>>712742116
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgBnDeMi1z8
>>712742116
Niggers
>>712742116
awesome!!!
lies
kys
>>712742116
we did it reddit
>>712742116
>>712742116
yes
Nice
i really need this.
>>712742116
lets see if its true
>>712748292
it's not
>>712742116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ODMUbe7J-I&t
Xd
>>712742116
Yeah right
>>712742116
sure
>>712748382
It never is
>>712742116
Hail Katya!
Yay
>>712742116
Do want
me
Fuck it i'm desperate.
