ITT times when we were alpha as fuck, I'll start >be
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ITT times when we were alpha as fuck, I'll start
>be stroking neighbor's cat
>fucking bitch animal scratches me
>kick the little fucker
>run inside
>see neighbor later
>she tells me they had to have the cat euthanized
>thinks a car hit it
>lol fatality
>flawless victory
>alpha
>as
>fuck
>>712730133
i fucked your mom xD
>>712730133
Cant handle a little scratch without flipping.
"Alpha".
>>712730229
This.
>>712730157
>>712730133
>be me
>cry myself to sleep every night
>wake up everyday sad cause not dead
>alpha dog
>>712730133
not really a flawless victory if you got scratched anon.
but this never happened so it doesnt mater.
I was at the strip club and a girl walked up to me trying to sell me shots and to buy her a drink (I was wasted already) she remembers we went to high school and acts all cute about it flirting with me and asks if I remember her and I said yeah and told her her old nickname and she smiled. I ended with a smooth "I'm still not buying you a drink"
She messaged me on Facebook the day after
fuck as alpha
>>712730133
>>712731817
YO ELLIOT!
>>712730133
>Lol I kicked an animal which is way smaller than me, and couldn't defend itself against a human anyway
Kys
I'd be alpha if you killed an aggressive bulldog, but a fucking cat? You're cancer
>be me swimmer
>setting up to start swimming
>friend try's to push me in the water from behind
>not strong enough to get me in in
>turn around and push him so fucking hard into the water that I here his ribs crack
>>712731714
> learn to green text
>>712731974
LOL he must be a lil dick cuck pussy.
>>712730133
Let me get this right, instead of standing up to your neighbor and claiming the kill like a true alpha. You chuckle and shittalk it on the internet and claim to be alpha. Also you kicked a cat 1/10th your size...... guess the cat wasn't the only pussy that day.
OP you asked for alpha stories, don't come to us with beta shit.
>>712732069
I know how I'm laying in bed on my phone and I just don't care
>SuggaMaPeepee
>>712731832
who that?
>>712732297
>being this new
>>712732069
>i want to lick d.va's asshole and her feet
>>712732301
big buff man
when i was 16 i took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend. then we were fuck buddies for quite a while. also fucked 2 of her other friends once in awhile
>>712732069
>seriously you have no idea how badly i want to lick her asshole and her feet
>>712732444
i'm telling the teacher on you
>>712730133
And this is what we were to as a cunt.
>>712730133
>be me
>cat being a cat scratches my arm
>autism activates
>kick the living shit out of animal literally 1/16th my size
>animal never had a chance in a real fight as i am much larger/more autistic than it
>laugh (internally not out loud cuz I am the embodiment of a faggot) as owner who loves animal tells me they have to put it down
>tell /b I killed an animal and claim i am alpha
> few years go by
>kill more animals
>feels good man
>start luring gay men to my apartment
>behead them in gay rituals
>take snaps of their disembodied heads with my dick in their mouths
>faggots
>get caught by cops
> jail seems pretty certain
>bring up screenshot of me being "alpha" on 4chan
>case gets thrown out because I am mentally unstable
>profit.
>>712732541
snitches get stitches
>>712732287
That's not even beta, it's omega. He'll grow up as a fucking cuck. Letting some other guy fuck his Mrs.. He'll only be good to clear up the mess and raise someone elses children.
>>712730133
Awwww did a little kitty hurt your skin :( you so alpha.
You got issues...kicking a cat as hard as u can because you saw a cat as your equal, it hurt u so u show your alpha strength....faggot.
>walking down street
>two old asian men behind
>start talking shit about me
>"that Im a fucking american, Obama is a shit president, they all are poor teachers, shameful"
>turn around and rip them apart in flawless mandarin
>one drops of a heartattack, the other gets ran over by an out of control asian lady in a SUV
>walked home
>Flawless victory
though I did agree, Obama is shit.
>>712732338
>Being on 4chan for over 10 years and being called "new".
Hows it feel that your only way to be happy is by saying stupid trendy things from /b/ to fit in? I bet you walk around saying this shit in person too.
I can't wait for you to reply with some other dumb shit or an overused meme. Or don't; because that's just as good
>>712732917
>claiming to be an oldfag when you're actually THIS NEW
man you're a faggot, i thought summer was over
>>712730133
>run inside
protip OP: any story that includes the words "run inside" is not alpha
>>712730229
Cat needs to know its place.
>>712730133
Well done sir. I would have just given it a solid punch to the face, but I hate cats anyway so w/e.
>>712730133
>Join Royal Marines at 17
>Get my lid by 18
>Deployed to Iraq at 19
>1 week till I kill someone
>FuckingAwesomeHeadFlipsOpen.jpg
>Do another tour there and the three in Afghan
>Deffo ping 12
>Last two weeks of deployment out for a Bimble with the lads
>See some gopping OD's (all fat knackers) enter a compound
>Have two "winks" with us, but I'm their sea daddy
>It's 45 degrees (totally redders!)
>Snurgle to the Tali's
>They have no "dickers"
>caught them unprepared
>personally pinged three
>the lads vittled up the rest
>get a brag-rag for it
>MiD, mum's got it on her wall!
>Alpha as fuck civvies
>>712732626
1 /16th, lanky ass fucker.
> taking a stroll with 2 buddies in the city center which is full of people.
> see a group of stupid shits (about 7) coming towards us.
> we get out of their way but one of them splits from the group and gets our way walking with his shoulder right into mine. I don't clinch.
> they begin saying shit like watch where you're going.
> I say maybe you watch where you are going, you walked straight to me.
> they all rush to me. My buddies get out of the way. I was holding an apple and I say to one of my buddies: hold this.
> they proceed to kick me with all they got then they got the hell out of there.
> mfw I got beaten by 7 faggots in front of some hundreds of people.
> didn't cry, followed them as long as I could. Called the cops. They came fast but agresors where far already.
>>712733406
Speak American English you cunt.
>>712733593
Where is the Alpha part Anon?
Le funny meme thread about killing cat xD
>>712730133
Gamma as fuck.
>>712733689
"Hold the apple"?
Got into a fight with 7 guys?
>>712730133
>Kicking animals
>Alpha
>MFW
>>712733593
Attempted to be alpha, went full retard instead. Don't pick a fight with 7 guys unless ur some UFC MMA motherfucker.
>>712733688
Speak?
It's typed you fucking mongoloid.
I'm English, so I speak proper English you cunt.
Not the dumbed down whiny shite you yanks call a language, now fuck off you minging knob-jockey.
>>712733816
It's not like I started it.
>>712732831
So even americans hate being called americans
>>712731974
>an aggressive bulldog
>>712733499
The fuck.
if a cat weighs 5 pounds then 5x16 = 80 pounds
>chilln' in da loony bin
>big psychosis happenin'
>alpha as fuck dawg
>>712730133
>checked
>be me
>was so horny that time...
>I texted a gay friend
>Hey m8, i'm home alone, would you like to "WATCH" a movie or something?
>yeeah! i'll be right there in 10 minutes
>ding dong
>I open the door...
>Hi :) May I use the bathroom?
>yes, go ahead i'm so fucking horny...
>alright
>I go to my room
>I look for condoms
>my friend shows up naked
>ohh my, your dick it's way bigger than mine!
>yeahh bitch, alright give me the condoms
>what? r u fucking kidding me? I just wanted a blowjob... and fucking you a little
>hahaha why did u think I was passive tho...
>O_O ... i don't know
>he pushes me agaisn't the wall
>and penetrates me with his 25 cm dick
>my ass got destroyed,
>my ass start bleeding a little
>ok, stop it!
>why? I didn't cum yet you little fag
>I just want him to leave my house
>he didn't want to leave 'till he cum
>alright then, I made him a blowjob
>swallowed his cum...
>pretty much I become gay, he becomes alpha
>also, if you don't reply your mother will die
>>712734049
weighing 80lbs = lanky fuck
you dumb cunt
>>712734113
explain yourself faggot. jesus christ the autism is real. no one is inside your world only you you fucking autist.
>Be me at yearly festival thing
>Drunk as shit
>Chill with friends
>Some some dude I know
>Go talk to him
>His phone rings
>The person asks to talk to me
>Calls me a disgrace
>Search for an hour after him
>Find him
>Beat him the fuck up
>The bitch is crying saying he's sorry
>Go drink some more and have fun for the rest of the night.
>>712734113
>>712734233
are you being serious right now
do you know how light 80lbs is? do you know what an 80lbs man looks like you dopey cunt
>>712734094
He should have put a bullet in your worthless, retarded brain.
>>712733836
LMFAOOOOOOoooOoooooOOOOoooOOoooOOoooooOOooOoOooOOOooOOooOOOOOOOOoOoOOOooOOO
>>712734233
80lbs~40kgs
>>712733849
Implying that Euro English is the only proper English is like saying Mandarin is the only proper Chinese.
Your slang isn't even close to proper.
IF you guys become relevant again we can talk about your English being the "proper English"
>>712734094
LOL sounded hot
>break up with gf
>months later tell me shes fucking an old friend of mine
>confront friend two days ago
>denies everything
>toomanycoincidesces.jpg
>ride past his house
>text him to comeout and talk
>calls me out for riding by
> dosent respond for an hour
>tell him im gonna buttfuck his pussy ass
>no responce
>been up all night waiting on a text
All this after i got drunk and actually buttfucked another guy.
>>712733593
Here's another one:
> be 16
> walking down the street with 3 buddies
> guy with a porsche which the whole city knew he is a faggot (made black gay porn) passes by. But he is one of the big shots in the city.
> I shout : " faggot!
> he rolls back.
> 2 buddies try tu run. I stay chill with another one.
> guy gets out of car holding a gun (illegal in my country) and goes after the 2: "stop or I'll shoot!"
> when I see that I go to gay shit and tell him to chill the fuck out, I was the one who shouted.
> he says with tearing eyes: "how do you know I'm a faggot". Strikes me with his gun. Gets in car and gets lost.
> old lady with a kid witnessing is terrified of what happened and can't move from her place.
> we keep it cool,mind our own business.
> I got a bruise on my face and a wound on my inner cheek.
> heard later on everybody laughed at him for threatening a kid with his gun.
>>712734280
Ok we are seriously at an impasse right now.
I was saying that an 80 lb fuck nut being alpha is about as fucked as anne frank saying she is a hero. What are you saying? that my fractional exxageration is somehow throwing this thread?
>>712733868
Nigga you asked for it when you back talked back to a bunch of meatheads, the one who walked into was just hoping youd say something.
Don't you know what a setup is? Not talking about installing an operating system.
>>712734456
retarding
>>712734540
Replied to the wrong person, dumbfuck.
>>712734434
>>712734094
you got a 25cm dick, bruh?
>>712734540
This takes being autistic on a whole new level eks dee.
>>712733836
I hope this is a troll post.
That or your just Aspergers/autistic as fuck.
>>712734490
Kek i could not make up this shit.
>>712734540
Yeah, and?
>>712732626
>be me
>trying to take pic of dick and an enlarging angle
>cat is 10 feet away
>my alpha in me roars like the mighty fedora wearing lion
>jump up and somersault to mcwiskerley with neck-break speed
>target aquired
>"ow!"
>fucker scratched me
>i drop kitty as fast as i pick up and back flip away
>wounds arent closing on their own
>pee on the cuts, pain is more than i could bair
>crying in corner of my room covered in blood and piss with sharpie up pooper reveling in my victory
>im aplha herd leeder
>>712734559
no, i just wanted to include him because i like him ;-)
>>712730133
Hope you die painfully in a fire OP
>>712734587
i'm not autistic you faggot
>>712734094
faaaaaaaaaaaag
>>712734049
most cats weigh more like 8-10 pounds
>>712733406
Let me translate this for you from Marine to English;
>Deffo ping 12
Definitely killed 12
>Last two weeks of deployment out for a Bimble with the lads
"Bimble" to wander/saunter
>See some gopping OD's (all fat knackers) enter a compound
>See some fucking ugly gentlemen of another faith (all big fat gentlemen) enter a compound
>Have two "winks" with us, but I'm their sea daddy
Have two inexperienced lads with him, but he's their designated older experienced soldier demonstrating good marining
>It's 45 degrees (totally redders!)
It's fucking hot
>Snurgle to the Tali's
Crawl/approach the Taliban fighters
>They have no "dickers"
They have no lookouts
>personally pinged three
He killed three of them
>the lads vittled up the rest
The other marines shot up the rest
>get a brag-rag for it
they gave him a medal
>MiD, mum's got it on her wall!
He was mentioned in dispatches and a copy of it is on his mothers wall
>Alpha as fuck civvies
He regards himself as superior to others who have not served and killed in this fashion
Hope this helps.
>>712734654
im telling MOOT on you for posting that
>>712734094
ill stab
>>712733744
You got your ass handed to you in front of hundreds of witnesses, gamma as fuck dude
>>712734490
i disagree and i hate that /b/ removed IDs
>>712733593
damn are you really that stupid ? You shouldve used the apple...
>lolz
>#newbetafag
when i was 13 i helped grandad to lynch a nigger
>>712734671
Maybe in america.
so do the simple conversion...
1/8
there equation makes sense jesus christ ever heard of TOLERANCE
>>712734372
A lot of that is marine slang, go back I have translated it into English
>be me
>be the good kind of piss drunk
>be in paradise; green grass, flowers, mockingbirds singing, beautiful shaped clouds in the sky and a lake.
>shitnigga.jpg gotta take a leak
>alright anon, there is a lake after all
>start pissing into it, noprobs
>wake up pissing in my room
>alpha as fuck dawg
>>712730133
>First year of high school
>meet solid 9 junior
>me around a 6 or 7
>she has a bf that shes been with for 5 years
>her bf = not a fooken problem
>we talk from sun up to sun down and then some
>summer comes she breaks up with him comes with me
>we suck we fuck and then i dump
>boo yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa nigger
>>712734454
K I'll take it, handled it like a man.
Didn't go full retard this time.
Not very alpha, but here goes
>Be me
>driving thru parking garage
>giant SUV backing into a spot
>spot to small
>blocking traffic
>taking a long time
>somehow manages to fit, against all odds
>actually a little impressed
>give the driver a thumbs up as I drive by
>driver ends up being smoking hot lady
>she's smiling, blushing, embarrassed
>gushing everywhere
>parking garage flooded, whole mall shuts down for the day
>rescue squad called in, survivors evac'd to nearby hospitals
>mfw I'm not the evil patriarchy for teasing a woman about her driving
>only time in my life I've been cool/successful with women and it was a total accident
>>712734939
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>>712734587
Whyd his post get deleted? lol
>>712732023
>try's
>here
Learn English faggot
>>712734734
Another one:
> be 23, med student
> had some shit going on at school and have to pay shit ton of money.
> try to get q job. End up dealing poker at a local club
> most clients are gypsy mafia, extortionists, villains, you name it.
> they always try to intimidate me by saying and doing shit.
> I love dealing poker so I don't clinch. Always penalise them when they do mistakes.
> one night guy pulls out a sword and puts it on the table. Silence.
> I ignore it, watch him straight in his eyes and say: "call or fold?"
> they are all surprised by my calm. Night ends. I get enough money for cab and a shawrma.
> go to my girlfriends house.
> fuck her good
> LG. Life's good.
>>712732626
im saving this to my fucking hardrive
>>712734687
Yeah it really did thanks, can't expect a civilian ot know what the hell your talking about.
More power to ya for killing those sand niggers.
Aside from that, the Marine talk my friends use here is completely different.
>be me
>be 16
>turning 17, its my birthday mothafucka
>get a samurai sword herewego.jpg
>swinging it around to train my skills; almost at the point where I transform to a super saiyan
>take my clothes of because its hot from all the fighting air
>training some more
>cut off my dick by accident
>being a eunuch ever since
>still I consider myself alpha
>>712735350
but you have no penis
>>712734094
die
>>712734939
Oh man....I haven't seen that picture in years lol
>>712735382
one does not need a dick to unleash the alpha, it comes from within. a dick is just whats on the outside, little grasshopper
>>712735419
you have enlightened me mister miyagi
>>712735121
Another one:
> be me, in med school
> sitting in the class room.
> see girl I like but never got to her bcs she had boyfriend. Only talked to her twice in my life just saying hello.
> tell her to come to me.
> asks why
> I tell her again to come
> she is very surprised but she comes
> tell her to come closer, I want to tell her something.
> she approaches. I kiss her on her cheek.
> tell her: "OK go now".
> she watches me not knowing what happened.
> fast forward a few years: I married her. Have a baby girl. Have an apartment. We both doctors. Life's good.
i lick my sister's feet while she sleeps
>>712730133
Yeah I killed an ant once and I was alpha as fuck, not nearly as alpha as someone who kicks a cat, though, I mean what an absolute madman you are! I don't even dare to think about kicking cats because obviously I don't have balls the size of the moon. I just hope you don't go on a killing spree with those balls man!
>>712735350
eunuch's still have a dick, but no balls... Failed.
>>712735525
jesus man, you are too alpha for fo'chan, fo'shizzle ma'nizzle
>gf tells me she always thought about fucking another guy while I watch
>introduces me to cuckolding
>I play along with it
>jerk off while she's on her knees sucking nigger dick
>secretly record everything using pic related
>I always site underneath the camera which is on top of the wardrobe so I'm not seen
>ask her to get pregnant because I really like the idea of raising someone else's kid
>she agrees
>I record everything again
>wait for 4 months after conception so she can't abort
>leave her ass and take everything
>leave a note and USB with everything I recorded on it saying "if you ever tell anyone I convinced you to keep the baby and try to claim alimony I will release everything"
2 years later she's in debt raising a half nigger baby. The nigger left as you can imagine and no one wants her or stays with her more than a week knowing she was impregnated by a nigger.
Feels good man.
Keep this fucked up thread going i gotta jack off
>want to rape my sister
>dont have a sister
>rape someone elses sister instead
>alpha as fuckedy fuck fuck
>>712733849
crusades were a disaster and a net loss to Christendom
> dad 30s leaves my mum for some slag when she was in 20s
> dad still a cheating prick
> mum manages to convince him to come over for old times sake
> tells him she on pill but wants his babies because still in love with him
> gets pregnant with me
> dad doesn't believe her and wants dna test
> I'm his
> revenge child is born
> never met dad and he dies of lung cancer
> mum brings me up and doesn't need shit prick dad around
> best mum ever
> she's alpha as fuck
>>712730133
Not sure if this is "alpha" or not.
>be me
>2 year old son playing next to me outside
>wasp lands next to him
>son tries to touch it like it's a pet
>wasp stings my son on hand
>son cries in agony
>I fuckin' declare War on Wasps
>spend the day looking around the property
>find where they all live
>wait until dark
>find every last one of those motherfuckers
>spray the shit out of them with wasp killer
>watch as they die.
>talk to them as they die. Tell them "this is what you get, you fucking pieces of shit"
>now, when wasps fly around me, I swat them out of the air - they can't sting while flying
>when I knock them to the ground, I tell them why I'm killing them.
>people think I'm crazy, speaking to an insect before I kill it with a stomp
>I tell them I'll see them in Hell.
>this is War without End
>feelsgood man, every time I snuff one out
>wasps never touched my son again.
>fuck them, they's trash.
>>712731974
>aggressive bulldog
>>712735768
You a nigger?
....cos you sound like a nigger
>>712730133
Not alpha killing a little animal is beta as fuck you fucking neckbeard
>>712734939
damn thats real shit right there way to not be a white knight
>>712735587
damn we to go better flip it on her before she tries to flip it on you!
>>712730133
>Drunk with mah bro
>started getting hammered
>He just got dumped by whore
>I talk shit on her tell him to move on
>she has verbatim said "we can still fuck when I want to, but I'm still looking for a new guy and were not together"
>he still can't get past her
>we get drunker I say some shit he throws punch at me while I'm sitting down
>Catch his fist midair, and use the momentum to pull myself outa chair and throw him on ground.
>little bitch starts running up stairs to his room
>I chase him, grab his leg and pull him back down stairs, meanwhile he trys kicking me off.
>bottom of stair he turns around and I slug him, he gets knocked out.
>He wakes up few minutes later. We make eye contact.
>Nobody says anything he walks to his room accepting defeat.
>We both go to bed, get over it
tldr; don't start shit your not ready to finish
>>712735795
I know someone that kills flys and screams "HOW DO YOU LIKE BEING DEAD YOU SONOFABITCH"
>be me
>everyone thinks I'm a huge cunt who doesn't care about anyone or anything
>I'm actually really depressed
>I cry a lot
>alpha
> work in shop
> pain in the Ass fly in shop for days pestering people
> no one manages to catch it
> me standing behind till talking to colleagues
> fly, flies past
> took one look and threw hands in the air like I'm clapping
> fly falls out of air and lands on the ground still moving
> pick up fly and chuck it out of the door
> people look at me like I'm super human
> the day the alpha was born
>>712736080
Flies around here are just stupid (cluster flies). They often fall on their backs for no reason and just spin around like dumbshits.
When it rains, and there are Earthworms crawling around the sidewalk, I got out of my way NOT to step on them, because I figure they got it hard enough, trying cross the concrete without some asshole stepping on them.
But wasps are another story. Fuckers don't get no mercy from me. They think their shit don't stink. I send them straight to Jesus, so he can tell them how fucked they are before they rocket down to Hell.
Feelsgood even talking about it.
>>712735858
Blond hair blue eyed white skinned nigga
daily roll
re roll
rolling
>>712736244
they eat meat and can sting without dying that sounds pretty alpha to me
get
>be me
>be alpha 19 yo
>on train to uni because I'm too alpha to drive
>mfw people staring at me because I'm a sand nigger
>ticketee asks to see if I have a ticket
>show him Le ticket exdee
>he's pretty chill dude, He couldn't stop talking about the Pokemon ho app
>we come at a stop where 2 girls hop on and then a disabled guy comes into the train
>he falls over and I rusher over to help him
>thanks me
>the 2 girls see me being alpha and they give me good looks
>theywantmyquacamole.jpeg
>ticketee walks over to me and says that I'm a nice person
>I read an article about girls are always into mysterious guys so I respond
>"trusting me was the best thing you done ned stark" referencing game of thrones
>the disabled dude has a seizure and everyone just looks at me
>they all start running and screaming
>I yell stop
>reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep, no immunity cats or your sister will marry a black man
This is how alpha I am
ROLLLLLLLLLL
>>712736244
Good stuff anon. Let it all out
ROLLLLL
RE ROLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>712730133
>be 26
>homeless
>sleep inside broken down car I find parked on side lot of shitty aparment lot
>around 2-3 a.m.
>crazy ass nigger tries gettig and into car while I'm asleep by reaching arm through crack in window
>startled like fuck
>grab knife I keep next to me and pull that fucker's arm in
>nigger's face is pressed against the window as he tries to break free
>take knife and lightly cut him on neck
>keep knife pressed to him and tell him to fuck off
>let go and go back to sleep
>Selling Meth as a side business, work in finance during the day.
>Collect crack whores. Bitches that can no longer pay me for meth. Attractive only. The move in with me, become my fuck slaves. All refuse... at first.
>At one stage 13 of them were living with me. No fantasy or fetish was off limits. No friend of mine wanted for pussy or ass.
>Kicked crackheads out when they became less attractive or started fucking with my shit.
>>712736873
hope this is true
>>712732444
That's hot, was her pubic hair light like a child?
wow i took a shower came back and this shit still lives
>>712730133
>be me
>be danish
>be living in mexico
>get shit drunk and sleep on the street
>wake up not remembering shit in some ugly beaners bed
>dude lives in a pent house and has 4 sport cars
>he tells me he found me on the street
>whythefuckaminaked.jpg
>hangover as fuck so I gtfo
>fast forward two months
>find out he took pictures of me naked
>go to his place and push his head against a wall
>steal his luxury vodka and brandy
>go home
>be alpha
>>712736873
how primal I like it alpha certified
>Be me
>Be 17 or something
>Meet this girl i know from back when i was a weeb
>Get together
>Take her virginity
>Be living in an abusive home, so i move to her town and we move together
>Stuff goes on for about 2 years
>We move together, feelsgoodman.jpg
>I start to heal from my past
>We talk alot about shit and politics
>life is beautiful
>Some time later
>She starts reading about feminism
>Frequents Everyday Femnazism
>Gets into the online community, tumblr, reddit and buzzfeed
>Meanwhile im reading more and more about MRA's because of past (abusive mother)
>She breaks up with me after some time
>Says porn killed our relationship
>Jerking off is cheating
>Looking at other women is cheating
>Wont stop about the wagegap and how the patriachy is real
>She starts dating and rubbing it under my nose because i cheated on her 1,5 years ago while we were in an open relationship
>Find new apartment
>Be alone, now 20 and living in a town that i never felt home in
>Consider going anhero
>allmostthere.jpg
>Christmas comes
>Bitch steals my cat
>rips out the last parts of human being i had inside me
>Fightback mode activated.
>Start dating again
>Call up some old friends of mine from the time before her
>I used to be pretty active
>Have sex again
>Have sex with people who dont ask tumblr if it was good
>Fuck asses and titties, grab pussies and cum on feet
>mfw i overcame that bitch
>mfw i am able to keep going
>mfw i lost track on how many people i nailed since the breakup
>mfw i fucked feminism
>mfw i am the patriachy in human form
>>712730133
>Be me
>using toilet
>finish my business
>leave without washing hands
>alpha as fuck
>be me
>be me
>be not in the jock or nerd group
>my friends steal a nerds pencil case and start throwing it around
Watchingnerdtryingtogetitback.jpeg
>it finally comes to me
I'm not really a bully so I don't instantly throw it to someone
>nerd comes to me and grabs my wrist then turns it
>I release pencil case in pain
>nerd walks off triumphantly
#alphaasfuck
>>712734094
>alright then, I made him a blowjob
>>712732444
Pics or it didn't happen
>>712739328
Actual alpha story
>be about 20
>my bro's car broke down, had to walk 2 miles to his house then push his car about 500 metres, then walk 2 miles home.
>about 50 metres from my house some little nignog and his white boyfriend (about 15) says "you got a lighter?"
>me says "no, I'm sorry mate I ...... (SMACK!!!!)"
>He happy slapped me
>I went for him and he started running (his boyfriend shit himself)
>caught him? threw him on the floor, raised my fist to punch him and said "don't ever do that to anyone again!"
>I walked off
>>712739789
this, i don't believe you
>>712733593
He thought they meant apple
>>712735499
>The cheek
doesn't sound very alpha tbh m8
I unsnapped my shoulder holster in kmart once...didn't have to draw...alpha af
>>712733715
what movie is this from?
whats the max word count again? lazy fuck here
>>712730133
Rule zero.
Poor quality bait, but some dumb idiots will give you your (You)'s
Not alpha, but the chins just announced I was banned for posting in a beast discussion thread on /b/. WTF happened to American freedom of speech? And I thought there were a couple of states where it was still legal?
Still, I'm back, fuckers
>>712740442
Waiting
>>712740702
what happend to the land of america in general, I mean...
>>712740911
>>712740702
also, look what freedom bestowed upon your
mortal american coils
>>712734796
KeK
>be me
>beginning of freshmen year
>just came home from school
>go to room and turn on tv
>mom walks in my room
>doesn't fucking knock
>tells me to clean room ASAP
>I get mad
>shove her to the ground
>grab aluminum bat and cave her skull in
>she starts seizing and foaming at the mouth
>she stops moving
>finally dead
>alpha
>as
>fuck
>>712735763
How many nets did the crusaders lose Anon?
>>712734429
Get your inferior dog outta here.
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ITT times when we were alpha as fuck, I'll start
>be stroking neighbor's cat
>fucking bitch animal scratches me
>kick the little fucker
>run inside
>see neighbor later
>she tells me they had to have the cat euthanized
>thinks a car hit it
>lol fatality
>flawless victory
>alpha
>as 39 KB PNG
ITT times when we were alpha as fuck, I'll start
>be stroking neighbor's cat
>fucking bitch animal scratches me
>kick the little fucker
>run inside
>see neighbor later
>she tells me they had to have the cat euthanized
>thinks a car hit it
>lol fatality
>flawless victory
>alpha
>as
