My sister is a midget, AMA.
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My sister is a midget, AMA.
How does your sister feel about being a midget?
Nudes?
bmp
Tits or gtfo
>>712703776
Why the fuck are you posting about her instead of fucking her?
Have you fucked her? If not, why not?
>>712703933
She used to be super insecure about it but now she's starting to embrace it, she used to always ask me "Am I ever gonna be tall like you?" It probably sucks
Can she give standing blow jobs?
Is she watching Little People?
>>712704094
Did you say 18?
>>712704094
So how long ya gonna wait??
>>712703776
You better post more pictures, nigger.
>>712703776
Do you secretly wish you were your sister? Or do you secretly hate her?
Or something in between?
>>712703776
How did she become a midget and how do you know for sure if she's only 15? She might grow more.
>>712704316
there's a difference between being a a short cunt and a fucking midget.
>>712704094
So your argument for not fucking her is that she's currently ripe with hormones and ready to give it up to anyone at a moment's notice? Not to mention those insecurities you mentioned would disappear at the drop of a hat if she knew how desirable she is thanks to her stature.
How old is she?
Do you know if she's a virgin or not?
Do you two get along?
Have you ever gotten mad at her and mocked her condition?
>>712703776
How do midget farts smell?
How many times have you porked the little piggy?
>>712704316
>>712704131
She's and my mom (who also is a midget) have both been on the show before, I've been on a few times but I'm not a midget so they don't really care about me
>>712704230
will do
>>712704289
I used to be really jealous when I was younger bc she would get all the attention and not me
>>712704422
I used to call her oompa loompa, and she would get so mad at that
ask her why she chose to be a midget
how do you feel, knowing that your sister is an inferior product of nature?
>>712704473
She got attention because they didn't want her to bang her head on the toilet bowl. That's not the kind of attention you want.
I'll bet you're a straight C student.
>>712704473
show us dat ass
Have you ever fought anyone for fucking with her?
>>712704724
you should totally rub your dick on her ass or get her to show off for you
>>712704627
She got attention because she was uncommon, small, cute, etc. They'd walk past us and say awww your daughter is so adorable and practically ignore my existence.
>>712704724
Show her your cock now.
>>712704316
>>712704724
yeah id probably fuck her and hate myself for it but ive been there before. do people avoid her?
>>712704790
Yes. Some nigger called her names and I punched him in the jaw. He now talkths like thith
>>712704724
Moar
>>712704724
Goddam that ass is amazing. I'm in love with her.
Have you ever watched midget porn?
do midgets have... like... little people vag and buttholes? Like they have more shallow and more narrow sexing holes? Cuz that'd be pretty fucking neato and might inspire me to find a midge to put things in.
>>712703776
would you incest her?
>>712704927
No, she has tons of friends. We all go to the LPA meetings they have several times a year. 5 star hotel, VIP access to tons of shit, really awesome view, this year it's in SD I think
>>712704063
you should have answered her with "only if you ride my cock so i can sow my magic albino jolly green giant green bean stalk of everlasting height grow tall seeds inside of you.
..wait midget does or does not mean she's also a potato? if n then this plan may not work.
>>712703776
seems like a perfectly nice young lady. if truly your sis, props to her for not giving a shit about not calling her "little person." may she live a long and healthy life, and bear children without issue. mazel.
>>712705070
I've had thoughts about it and dreams but unless I was super fucked up probably not
>>712705083
there's nothing in South Dakota. Nothing.
>>712705146
>I've had thoughts about it and dreams
would she let you?
how does she feel about you?
I would totally breed her.
show us her feet
>>712703776
you ever fuck her?
>>712703776
>>712704724
I nee something for scale. She just looks fat
she's not even one of those good looking midgets.
>>712705242
i tickled her near her vag once and she got weirded out, also more pics coming
MOAR PICS
>>712705208
San Diego dude
ask her how she feels about incest.
post her response!
>>712703776
Why does your sister have a baby nipple on her elbow/almost looks like a tit?
What was she for halloween?
Is she a Trump supporter?
Is she looking for a relationships? I could get in on that 5 star hotel midget fucking banquet a couple times a year
Is she single?
>>712704724
She's super cute.
>>712705130
hello IDF
>>712705426
ya, i know. Im in sin-cal myself, but any chance to talk shit on the dakotas. if you go to the gas lamp district, go to henry's pub. my cousin used to waitress there through college, and they had the best fucking hot wings ive ever had. oddly enough i had some friends that lived in SD through college too, and when i said i knew of a place with great hot wings one of them instantly yelled Henry's. bring a booster seat tho.
>>712705557
a geek, she had pullovers and geek glasses, looked cool, don't have a pic of it. We both like trump, yes.
>>712705689
She's single...
>>712705823
answer >>712705490
>>712705823
>She's single...
I'll take her, do you deliver via cardboard box with holes in it or what?
>>712705906
this shit site won't let me upload past 20MB and gifs take years to make bc I'm a moron, she'd probably just be weirded out, smile, and say she's against it
>>712705974
should fit in a small USPS flat rate shipping box.
>>712705823
give her my kik: hurlit5675
when you travel, do you stuff her inside your suitcase so you won't have to pay for an extra seat?
>>712704724
Out fucking standing.
Tell her I said that.
A while back I was at the airport waiting to board a flight and I struck up a conversation with a midget. I was so fucking pumped. She was sexy as hell.
We started boarding we were chatting in line. She was giving me the smile. High point of my life. I scan my ticket and start walking down jetway. I turn around to wait for her. This wasn't her flight.
My fucking heart sank. For a second or two I was seriously thinking about saying fuck it and catching a later flight so I could chat her up a little bit longer.
fml
Does she wear a one piece or two piece bathing suit when she goes swimming?
>>712706154
top kek
>>712705700
just say she has a phat ass dont be a gay
>>712703776
is that her exposed boob or her arm?
Have you ever tried feeling her up or acting lewd around her?
>>712706172
missed out anon.
>>712706265
OP here, lmfao
>>712706217
we cut holes in a water balloon and she slides it on, head stretched through the blow hole like a turtleneck.
dont midgets need a device to wipe their ass? i think i remember hearing that somewhere
>>712704424
>Only a little
>>712706290
Yeah, her ass is nice, OP
>>712706309
Yes, I have
>>712706359
We have stools all around the house but no they can wipe fine
how big do you think your cock would look in her hands?
>>712706251
Hot af
Take panties from laundry and let's see her midget pussy streak marks
more pics of her ass, maybe panties too
>>712706251
tell her to pose with a hand on her hip and a leg forward. back and front.
>>712706251
fuck her and post vid somewhere and link us
She's cute OP.
>>712706426
be honest. ever fuck her?
Lurking the shit out of this thread.
Need more fap fuel, OP.
>>712706443
Rolling
>>712704094
Isn't that a little old for 4chan?
>>712706251
Jesus she's sexy. does her school require uniforms?
>>712706431
>Implying midgets have small hands...
>>712706474
>15 years old
>fuck her and post vid
requesting cp, not even once
>>712706520
Blow a load on her chest
have you told this cow yet that 2000 calories a day is only a suitable estimate for TDEE when you're human and not when you're one of santa's elves?
Well OP? How far were you able to get with her? Details
put your willy wonka in her chocolate factory
>>712706654
NEVERMIND. She's too yound
>>712706359
implying OP doesn't keep that shit extra clean with his tongue.
she probably needs to google toilet paper to even remember what it looks like.
>>712706520
she got Kik? I'll hit her up smh
>>712706643
shit shes 15? missed that nigga im outaa here
>>712706624
nope
>>712706759
she does, but not giving out her social media, probably not hard to find tbh
>>712705380
>i tickled her near her vag once
You tickle the bottom of her foot and that's near her vag. She's a fucking dwarf mate.
>>712706642
they do, so OP's cock would look just a shade below average size.
Does she ever put her hair in pigtails?
>>712706677
chekd & kekd
>>712703776
are those pictures on the wall guys shes fuckeed
>>712705380
that's not hard to do when her vag takes up 40% of her entire body
>>712703776
You get worried about passing on your hidden midget genes to your kids? You have like a 1 in 4 chance. Also does she get offended at the word midget? Bc I use midget and midge and other variations when speaking of midges
>>712706848
I'm in the mood for midget porn more, any recommendations?
>>712706154
she could probably go into you carry-on luggage
>>712703776
Cree-ppy
>>712706848
first time in years something here has made me laugh
>>712704724
She's a midget but did GOD also have to make her ugly as fuck?
I tried to take a pic of her bra strap, she looked at me and was like "are you trying to take a pic of my bra strap?" she called me a weirdo and threw me out of her room
>>712706251
Son of a bitch, what's with the step stool? Are you freakishly tall or is she like 2 ft tall?
Do you know if she ever wears thongs?
you're sisters a whale make her eat less she greedy
>>712707233
dump anything with her
>>712707122
have OP film himself breeding with his sister?
>>712706697
KEK
Fucking carlos
>>712706697
fuck you, Carlos. back of the bus.
>>712707233
you have no chance to blow your load in your midget sister. on top of that, your midget sister isn't even the oddball in the family, her creepy ass brother is...
>>712707233
awww man!
so no more pics?
>>712707420
reddit is not pay to use so fuck off back to it.
teen
incest
midget
butt
This thread is combining all my fetishes. I've never been so hard in my life. Thank you OP
>no proof of legitimacy
i love this new /b/
>>712707233
give her a half shot of tequila. that bra strap will be on the floor.
Op pleaae answer >>712706683
>>712706172
>Out fucking standing
Well that's a little insensitive don't you think
>standing
>>712707478
got a few more i took but haven't uploaded, might just post an imgur album
>>712706523
Once they can run, /b/ is done.
>>712707233
>she called me a weirdo and threw me out of her room
Midget tossing
>>712707664
hit us up with that imgur link soon
>>712707626
she's a midget not a paraplegic you fucking retard.
>>712707847fmlfml
looks like imgur is down, fml
>>712706848
underrated as hell
>>712707590
just like the one 15 years ago...
you dumb fuck.
back then we never had this many proof asking fags around though.
we use to just enjot the thread.
luckily reddit is a place you can go and circle jerk with other useless post faggots.
go post witty humour there.
>>712707626
shes not in a wheelchair you dumb fuck.
>>712707233
have pedophiles ever tried to abduct your sister only to find out she's not 6 she's just a midget?
>>712707157
>first time in years something here has made me laugh
Don't let it change you. Hold onto the darkness. It is the only thing that has truly embraced you.
>>712707991
30 yr old guys add her on fb and hit on her
>>712707934
>thinks /b/ was around 15 years ago
>calls me the dumb fuck
>>712707918
is it? it's fine on my end, just dump it all here then
>>712707664
is she aware there are guys out there that would love to fuck her cause its their fetish?
>>712704316
Dude this is a new level of retard
>>712707664
>imgur album
>>712707918
>imgur is down
Nigger, please stay off of /r/eddit. It'll just twist your mind.
>>712707874
>>712707990
that's a little insensitive don't you think
>retard
>chair
>>712708338
she eats too much
Have you ever been interested in any of the other midget girls at the midget conventions?
>>712708338
The bra shot she noticed but not the pussy shot? I think there is something to read into here.
has she always been a midget?
>>712708419
no, you think my sis is ugly then damn, they look so fucked up
>>712708539
gee what do you think
no, someone cut her in half and she grew into two people
>>712708625
Oh shit
has she ever had boyfriend?
is bridget powerz respected in the community? does your sister or mom have any opinion on her?
>>712708625
Thats horrible! When did that happen?
Does this real life?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYSJT6HzaWg
>>712708625
>she grew into two people
Maybe OP has a chance with the other half-person!! There's still hope!
>>712708762
she dated a spic but i beat the shit out of him and told him if he ever came near her again I'd kill him. I don't like spics.
Better pics op mah dick
>>712708625
where's your other sister then
>>712708338
Take a sharpie, draw hair on her feet with a timestamp. Hobbits are en vogue'
>>712704724
I would eat her ass out then stick my Dick in it. I love nice midget butts. Usually nice and big.
Now I need to watch midget porn
>>712708896
that's not OP. I'm OP. Only have one sister.
>>712708856
Damn, I wish she was 18. I would date her and I think we would get along, I hate spics as well.
>>712708792
are you creeping on her getting in the shower?
>>712708625
Then who was phone?
>>712708947
Going to go do this now.
>>712708993
hello OP
>>712709615
DO IT
>>712708792
what's going on with her left arm here? is it turning into a loaf of bread?
i wanna know what kind of panties she wears!
>>712703776
Don't be bringin' your sister into this shit, Anon.
>>712708856
Do you think they fucked?
>>712709615
Doesn't she feels weird about you taking pictures around?
Please everytime you upload a photo reply some comments dude...
>>712709727
>>>/reddit/
I'm back, got a good creep shot, and did the feet thing.. kinda. Posting pics now.
>>712709872
Or you could leave your sister in peace and go to bed.
>>712709754
It's probably his gf and not his sister at all.
>>712703776
Thumbnail looks like a bird
>>712709954
but what fun would that be.
She asked why I kept coming into her room, told her I was bored, probably last pics.
>>712710098
cmon you need to get a pic of her bare ass
tell her to moon you
Creep shot, god this is so weird
>>712704971
NO....you sulked home and did nothing about it. Don't be a lying fuckbird.
find me some of her panties op damn! i just want to see her dirty panties fuck!
>>712710173
quickly pull down her pants, snap a shot, then run out.
>>712710227
>>712706443
>>712706460
>>712709708
sorry dudes, her only panties are in her room, I looked in the laundry room. I can't go back in there
>>712710173
can't tell if OP sister or zebra hind leg
>>712709954
Are you new to the internet?
>>712710307
so go in there and ask her for a pair
>>712709615
Gotta get better lighting m8. Thanks for pics of her great butt though
>>712710422
No, I'm just not a creep that stalks their midget sister.
>>712710480
but you post her pics on 4chan? faggot.
>>712710173
Oh shit! I do need a new pillow. How much for your sister? Don't freakout about it. The bible says it's fine and right in the eyes of the lord.
>>712710586
That's not OP. I'm OP. I'm gonna go, gotta take a shit, hope you lads enjoyed the pics sorry I'm terrible at taking pics I'm kinda retarded. Later /b/
>>712710586
That's not OP
>>712710797
Take more retard
>>712704724
OMG, she's freaking adorable.
>>712710797
Fine, leave. We want to talk with your sister anyway. Get her on here, OP.
>>712706251
She has cute little feet.
>>712710797
5/10 you needed to get a bare ass pic bruh
>>712710098
I'm bored...
Let me write niggers on your feet first tho....
Is her favorite person on Game of Thrones Tyrion
>>712703776
>>712708338
bare ass/bare belly
I have the weirdest boner right now
>>712703776
Show both her soles and ass OP.
>>712711162
xD i le upvote u my fine sir :P
does the grass tickle her balls when she runs?
>>712711431
she doesn't run, she's a midget
>>712703776
When she cries, how long does it take for her tears to hit the ground?
>>712711503
midgets run; they look like grasshoppers when they skedaddle.
You all are exploiting a 15 yr old. Gee, I don't have a problem with lolis, but this shit? SAGE
>>712708856
>>712709565
Haven't even met me and you hate me already? Smh
>>712710173
>>712711372
>xD i le upvote u my fine sir :P
Oh Jesus, /r/eddit, you must be so scared right now.
>>712703776
what does it take for a midget to be the whole get?
>>712711556
A timer that fast hasn't been invented yet.
Does she give good head?
>Inb4 eww incest, she's a fucking midget and probably a horny little teen who can't get action because of her condition. It would actually be unnatural if she didn't eventually come to you asking for it
>>712704724
Guys why do midget women always have such big(in proportion to their size) butts?
Its not like they need extra muscle to support weight their fucking tiny so they shouldn't need jack shit
>>712706251
She's pretty damn cute. Nice body, cute face, and pretty feet.
She'll land a guy no problem eventually.
>>712711959
pic related
>>712706848
I'd know that posting style anywhere you beautiful sonofabitch
whats wrong with her nose? did she get niggered too hard?
>>712706251
That's why you don't have kids at 40
Look at that bitch, everything screams 9/10 but your mom's shit eggs went and stunted her growth and gave her potato brow and arms that would make the Michelin man break out in laughter
where is the rest of her
can i poke it with a stick?
>>712703776
If dubs you fuck that big phat ass
>>712712866
Alright OP.
Time to saddle up and ride that thing
>>712712169
You'd be wrong. Stupidity that blatant...you must be an aborigi-nigger.
>>712703776
OP have you tried asking her what her sexuality is? I've never seen a lesbian midget and I think it's because lesbians don't date midgets, guy or girl.
>>712710480
Then your in the wrong place, faggot.
>>712713033
Montana is the Outback of America
>>712711707
Weirdest trap ever
>>712704063
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Them feeeeels
Man that made my heart hurt
>Am I ever going to be tall like you??
Shit, that's brutal.
>>712703776
Moar!
>>712713496
>Montana is the Outback of America
Well shit. Maybe, I was the one that was wrong.
>>712711707
Damn you god,
Like this midget didn't have it hard enough, you had to make him a mentally ill non passable trap too???
What God??
>>712703776
thigggggggggg
>>712713496
can confirm, 406 reporting in.
Shea cute to bad she's to young
>>712706421
underrated post
>>712713883
>>712713496
>>712713033
No I'm from Florida, literally American Australia
Montana is faggot country until it fixes it's gun laws
Ie: Let me own a fucking tank you yankee fucks, I want to feel at home
how tall is she officially?
>>712704316
well baited my friend
Where are some nudse?
>>712707181
Die
>>712703776
post nudes
>>712716597
STFU
Doggy style with her would be fun.
>>712703776
if dubs, tell her to grow the FUCK up.
>>712703776
any bikini pics op?
>>712703776
Is it true that they smell like macaroni and cheese?
>>712703776
abortion's still a viable option right?
>>712716784
hahahahahaha rolling
>>712716931
you can't abort after already born newfag
Does she take normal sized shits?
>>712706848
Kek
Christ this is amazing, a dude, with his 15yr midget sister who was on a TV show, taking pics and trying to get creep shots. But keep it going, this is mad funny. Cheers
>this thread
>>712706731
Mfw 15 is obviously 25 in midget years. Op your in the clear for the smears. Post em or else ill tell mom that your being a faggot
>>712717119
this is important, please answer OP
>>712717851
Every people year is like seven midget years.
![[cynicism intensifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/r82En3Z.gif "[cynicism intensifies].gif")
>>712704316
>>712704316
>How did she become a midget
>She might grow more
