Waifu/Husbando claiming thread. Previous: >>712689989
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Waifu/Husbando claiming thread.
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>>712689989
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing
>No sexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind
>Discussion is welcomed
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
when you finally get hot water to shower ^-^
triggered
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
QOTT: Is your waifu a good cook?
Claimu
Shit poster here. How many of you own a body pillow? I'm not here to spam or shit post it's a genuine question
>>712702333
That's cute
>>712702364
*April
>>712702531
Talking to you is fun though
>>712702580
It's gonna be may
:nsync meme:
>>712702799
Yup
>>712702958
Not with me fam
>>712703397
No idea
My husbando is this guy
>>712703038
Tali
That's the joke!
>>712703048
Klonata
Love can't make good foods.
>>712703176
Yui
Yui gets it.
Kurumi Tokisaki is claimed.
>>712703426
i don't have a daki yet but i plan on getting one at some point
>>712703426
I own 14. Rate my collection
>>712703397
yes
>>712703426
>body pillow
I don't have one now and I never will
>>712703441
Where do you find so much art
>>712703113
>was thinking "that's adorable"
>read file name
also oooh i like treats ^_^
>>712703128
i mean you can but that won't bring back your /waifu/ now will it?
>>712703156
hormone replacement therapy
basically makes you actually look like a girl and develop breasts.
>>712703176
this does not compute
>>712703227
>who wouldn't?
>>712703381
well...post lewds anyway
>>712703371
>>712703377
How long are your showers?
>>712703397
She would probably prank me by putting spice in random food.
>>712703497
shit tier husbando
>>712703447
I remember it being more in May
>>712703594
mainly Danbooru
I haven't saved nearly everything yet though
>>712703397
I think she cooked in the show
but then again she eats people
>>712703426
You call yourself a shitposter yet you aren't shitposting
Why are you even here?
>>712703447
I probably wouldn't even use whatever outside thing after a week anyway
>>712703533
Cute
>>712703609
>
>>712703426
I don't have one but I do have a irl wife.
~tali
Kurome <3
THE NUMBERS MASON, WHAT DO THEY MEAN?
>>712703397
yes
>>712703426
I want to buy one when I have spare money
>>712703441
best blonde!
>>712703447
cute waifu
>>712703504
but ramen noodles are tasty that's all i eat :o
>>712703609
oh my and no because it's risky
>>712703612
like 10-15, i also brush my teeth in the shower
i just got hot water this morning and im very happy
every day has been like taking the ice bucket challenge with soap
>>712703705
All i know it was in spring. Not march though
>>712703710
Not even steam? :^)
>>712703855
It means dubs
>>712703426
No, I don't .
Hex Maniac claim
>>712703609
That's good question
>>712703705
When I went to danbooru I went from ~85 to ~130. There isn't that much art of Megumi.
>>712703710
This pleases my penis
>>712703893
That's bad for you!
You need meat.
>>712703922
>he got dubs
Holy shit bois, cuff him
>>712704048
i get that from sachi's dick :o
>>712704015
hey tomoko
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>712703020
Hello cutie
>>712703038
I could say the same for you
>>712703048
How are you senpai?
>>712703227
What kind of things?
>>712703893
:o
>>712703922
March was a good time
>>712704037
rip
I have 520 right now
>>712703922
Probably not as a discount social media
>>712704037
I was going to make a joke, but you aren't Konata, so there goes that
Hello fellas.
>>712703855
^^
>>712703893
yay! Hot showers!
I got a massage followed by a dip in a jacuzzi today. I'm so relaxed now -u-
>>712703397
she has access to alien herbs and spices so yes
>>712703710
is that semen or her own wetness?>>712703893
what is risky
>>712704037
where ya from anon?
>>712704138
>tfw no juviaXtali art yet
>>712704203
hello rwby
>>712704097
No that's Zinc, you need protein and fat!
>>712704203
Seems Ruby made an appearance
>>712704254
Likely the latter
My husbando
>>712704097
I'm not tomoko
>>712704138
sniff lick and fuck, i would worship that ass. i am very much an ass man.
>>712704254
NC
>>712704169
rip
>>712704161
FeelsBadMan
>>712704403
Another one bites the dust~
>>712704231
yay that sounds fun n.n
I've never gotten a message or even seen a jacuzzi before
also I thought of getting terrorland since i like minecraft but pc is dead v_v
>>712704161
ship with me
>>712704345
sachi's dick is very fat :o
>>712704254
i dont wanna end up like narcissa wright
>>712703426
Zero, i couldn't live with myself if i did own one
>>712703710
>WEW
Post more please
>>712704254
I'm defiantly interested in seeing that just as much as i am in seeing the JuviaxKonata art
>>712704436
Q U A L I T Y C L A I M
>>712704633
I thought we were a ship?
>
>>712704682
Konata ships with everyone
>>712704682
I need a ship that can fufill sexual needs :o
>>712704403
I wish I was an oldfag :(
>>712704565
You're a horny individual
>>712704633
ships are bad
>>712704403
Perhaps it's for the best the old ones leave
The new people can have their inferior threads
>>712704682
Who are you?
>>712704753
fuck you, I don't ship with you because you suck dick!
>>712704810
why? :o
>>712704254
Hello, how are you?
>>712704375
I've been here all along.
>>712704403
>tfw not OG Ruby so crossed out.
Feelsbad.
>>712704836
I mean, I don't, but okay
>>712704785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnuQo3rj77k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnAsTFXmGZo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD6oDnm43HA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pinxdGZe5aY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KtoKsT6fLI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UL9A77Fi25A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3o9sWgxUstc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0stoXahQJE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXZqnCnfPY0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT2jpSUuGQk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pdGs2kr9p0
>>712704810
You are correct
>>712704015
Adorable
>>712704059
Send him away, boys
>>712704161
It was the best time
>>712704169
Aw rip lol
>>712704203
>
>>712704682
You're an idiot for believing you're shipped with konata lmao
>>712704682
I'm just to lazy to actually draw it
>>712704633
huh?
>>712704565
aww you would be near me if i still lived in MS. now I'm in CA.
>>712704810
pretty sure we are all horny individuals >>712704872
doing fine just goofing off in here tbh.
I feel like a new man
Red flowers in my bed
Breathe straight through the crisp air
Dead flowers in the sand
I am a true romantic
Freefalling love addict,
And I am a true romantic
Freefalling love addict, yeah
All your days are gone
Sitting on the floor
In you're underwear
Begging me for more
And all my days are gone
Sitting on the floor
Begging you more
'Cause I am a true romantic
Freefalling love addict
And I am a true romantic
Freefalling love addict, yeah
I was just another boy who lived on Poplar Street
Caught up in that woman's lust and exotic needs
One night, Mrs. Moore, she called collect to me
"I dont love you anymore"
Then ceased to be
I was just another boy who lived
On Poplar Street
Fuck, I think I am going to go to sleep
Night everyone, I love you all.
>>712705052
goodnight
*kisses*
~tali
>>712704999
HE GOT TRIPS, TERRORIST
Claimu
>>712705052
Good night, have a good sleep
>>712704872
Now I'm confused, are you a new Ruby?
>>712704999
People want to be shipped with The One Inch Warrior?
カラミチーマス
>>712705122
post lewds
>>712705122
>>712705000
google it
>>712704901
would you? :o
>>712705000
Rip rop
>>712704403
>>712705218
Probably not
>>712704871
I don't know
>>712704977
I know
>>712704999
Yes it was
>>712705000
That's probably true
>>712705175
No, I've been here for months as Ruby, and since like december overall.
>>712705000
Same here tbh.
Nice trips.
>>712704999
>
>>712705448
can't help it tbh
>>712704753
And here i thought what we had was special
>>712704794
I would, i just have a request and your sexual desires would be fulfilled
>>712704826
;-;
>no body remember Juvia
>>712704999
I'm still somewhat new here you seem to forget, I've only been here for 5 or 6 months
>>712705000
So we find someone else to draw it
>>712705448
>wew
>>712705448
if you don't know just try it :o
>>712705364
would you let a guy suck yours?
>>712705597
you have high standard requests ;-;
What's wrong with you people?
Claiming God 707
>>712704633
Play with me! I'm so lonely atm..
>>712705192
lewds.
Like that?
>Jesting aside i reject your request, did you really expect anything more
>>712705205
Greetings new lad, who are you and who is that girl?
>>712705512
Oh, i see now
>>712705597
How long were you here?
>>712705259
?
>>712705218
all i got was "she" did some nintendo stuff...
>>712705448
things would be easier if everyone admitted it but then we'd all be in a big ol' pile
>>712705512
so a pretty chill night then?
>>712705597
who would do such a thing for free tho?>>712705732
we have to see your same response every day >>712705773
nah not really but I figured id dangle some b8 out there anyway
>>712705759
I wish I could but this laptop sucks :(
when I get a new pc I'll get the game tho and we can play ^-^
>>712705000
I like your trips. Are mine just as good?
>>712705107
WAIT I CAN EXPLAIN
>>712705175
Seems so. Idk why people still do the ship thing seriously
>>712705448
Remember Tatsuya? I think that's how you spell it
>>712705512
Lovely
>>712705597
That's pretty long dude. But you are new to all of this. I remember when you just post pics amd wouldn't talk
>>712705897
she's scary :o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvMWdnYYatU
>>712705591
That's true
>>712705597
You're a wew
>>712705724
I have
>>712705897
What is that supposed to mean
>>712705986
who
>>712705986
Wasn't shipping mostly contained to the Kancolle waifus?
>>712705986
Must have been a false lead, I only see singles here.
Move along citzen
>>712706135
with whom? :o
I'm kinda jealous now u.u
I'm Jewish and I did Nazi this spam coming. Anne frankly it makes me fuhrerious by offending me. It makes me really unkampfortable and ruins my concentration. But I gas you don't care spammer.
>>712705897
rip rop = rip
just something i say sometimes
>>712706135
gonna wank right now tbh
>>712705897
So it's you who always says that, not sure how i didn't guess, i tend to observe things deeply.
What did you do today?
>>712705957
Shiro!
>>712706263
ok
>>712706204
Are you trying to be funny?
Cause you're not
>>712706034
What the fuck. I remember Cosmo before this transition.
Claimed
>>712705865
>tfw I also claimed Kurumi.
Nice taste tbh.
>>712705897
Yeah, chill night for a rather active day I guess.
>>712705986
Just like you.
>
>>712706237
People who left a long time ago
>>712706305
Have fun
i thought juvia was shipped with me, tsuklasa o:
>>712706201
>Kancolle
>shipping
I see what you did there
>>712705986
1 off for 987
>>712706034
that's not someone on HRT tho that's just an ugly dude in a girls shirt...
>>712706135
giant orgies would ensue
>>712706328
hehe it's also not always me tbh bout 25% of the time
>>712706502
are you living my life too?
>>712706632
HURRR
>>712705724
I don't think so, it's just one simple request
>>712705865
5 or 6 months i think. Less than a year i know that
>>712705897
Porn artists who take requests
>>712705986
Ha, i remember that, people would get mad when i did that.
I am still pretty new, i understand a few things but not enough apparently
>>712706135
Thanks
>
>>712706209
>>712706331
>>712706449
>>712706493
Yes! More Soviet Union!
>>712706263
go die in a fucking fire faggot
>>712706435
sad times
>>712706550
uh oh
I'm never gonna leave thread :o
>>712706650
moth
>>712706670
he did the HRT i think :o
>>712706704
if its simple request then ive fulfilled it
>>712706670
oh
>>712706704
no problem
>>712706705
nice
>>712706705
no mothe
tsuklasa o:
Tired...
>>712706135
Tenryuu's sis
>>712706201
Yeah lol. Cause they're ships
>>712706204
Im saved!
>>712706502
Not as you
>>712706670
Rip
>>712706704
Kek yee. You still have a lot to learn
>>712706502
>also claimed Kurumi
Are you Skeletor?
>>712706328
Wonderful! How're you doing?
>>712706705
RIP best OoT runner. Broke her hands.
>>712706502
I know, Kurumi is the best
>>712706667
>Smug.jpg
>>712706704
You aren't in any of the group shops are you?
I guess i just never noticed you
>>712706937
Thanks for explaining it
>>712706947
I'm Skeletor
>>712706802
your hlouse :o
>>712706800
threads will be dead by mid 2017 I'm predicting
