>go to your local craigslist free section
>post the shittiest thing you see
I'm really hoping for an update on that sausage.
https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/zip/5888077207.html
>>712697005
There are more, moar?
thanks for labelling it, dumbass
Seems legit, anon.
http://kansascity.craigslist.org/search/zip
what use does this have to anyone
>>712697703
Fuck, I'd pick those up. Don't even have to move or anything.... just want to build a box fort now.
>>712697986
samefag
If I take 3 broken TVs maybe I can make 1 working tv
>>712698149
>mfw 4chan unearths the organ black market front
>we have free organs
Nigga that's where the real money's at
>>712698426
That toilet is dope
selling this painting for $1 000 000
apparently it's some up-and-coming artist's favorite
https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/zip/5885687487.html
Hmm
>>712698719
bigass mobile home
>>712698036
No.... why even would someone samefag that?
>>712697566
Not shit. But I don't have a truck, lumbermill, or seasoning shed handy.
What in the Holy fuck...
>kek
>>712699115
Fuck off
>>712699115
Just got flagged faggot
Let's touch penis? I'm in Ahwatukee
>>712699194
don't you fucking touch those branches. I'M GONNA GET EM.
https://portland.craigslist.org/yam/zip/5887459401.html
Not Even the shittiest just the most bizarre
>its high noon
>>712699115
found it too, it's already taken off the site by mods
>>712699465
Flag away. I didn't make the CL ad. I was just a dumass and didn't read the whole post to see the gay ass ending. Chandler fag reporting in.
>go to free section of local CL
>expect to see something shitty offered by hicks that live on the outskirts of my city
>first post is from some guy offering a free dog
>the post details how the dog is very kind and is loved by the whole family
>has been in the family for 9 years
>he's giving the dog away because the family has fallen on hard times and can no longer afford to keep their pet
I feel sad now.
https://portland.craigslist.org/clk/zip/5886521241.html
>>712700139
Get it from them and kill the dog and record it. Send it to them
Do it pussy
>>712698484
This one is vintage
>>712698863
Clear your notifications you animal
From a department store
>>712700492
This is actually very worthwhile.
>>712700569
I think you know where I'm heading with this
>>712697005
https://sandiego.craigslist.org/nsd/zip/5888783091.html
>>712700838
/thread
>>712700894
Shit, did I break the law or something?
http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ram/zip/5876281072.html
it says "game" on it, it's a gaming TV
>>712700838
this is some hoarder level shit. If you went to pick up that one bag you'd probably leave with eight
>>712700893
I don't know how to use it. Besides, I'm a dude. Maybe use it for mixing modeling paints?
>>712701453
Home made penis pump?
>>712697703
kansas city? shit you live like 15 minutes away from me anon
https://seattle.craigslist.org/see/zip/5888911074.html
>>712701748
Now that's a thought...
lul
>>712701103
I lost
https://treasure.craigslist.org/zip/5875681503.html
>>712698719
>not posting this
also holy shit wanna move in with me anon.
Winer
http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/zip/5867202152.html
What is the deal with these in-breads?
>>712703592
>these got us through hard times
What the fuck does that even mean.
https://nh.craigslist.org/w4m/5882632462.html
Another wiener. (Not free though)
http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/hab/5840548349.html
>>712699374
10/10 would use for graffiti
>>712699878
Phoenix fag here. Fuck east valley
>>712703592
>>712703769
Dear lord, I laughed far too hard at this
>>712697923
U better get that anon. I wanna see whats inside
>thing most resembling shit
>>712700838
402fag what up
>>712705011
Screenshot is super fucked but it says free metal
should I?
>>712704738
i would like to have that.
i have a genetical defect, i was born without any sense of smell.
literally just a bunch of people trying to sell drugs
>>712697923
could be the clue to an unknown murder case.
>>712705011
ever filled these things with black powder ?
great 4th july fireworks.
just make sure too keep atleast half a mile distance
How am I not surprised
https://flagstaff.craigslist.org/zip/5888872274.html
>>712703592
I actually saw this last week and thank goodness it was still available for show & tell.
>>712704758
ayyyye lmao 402 here. faggot u live in omaha?
>>712705290
Yes. Take pics.
Name my band, /b/
I'm concerned about how many free breast pumps are in my area now....
Coconuts. No charge.
We have hundreds.
>>712705867
Sly and the Family Stone
>>712700303
This
What the fuck even is a Christmas craft fair?
https://abbotsford.craigslist.ca/zip/5885589275.html
>>712698767
Great if you happen to have the same vehicle
>>712705867
Dippin in class
>>712705521
you should literally stone them.
kill them to death anon.
>>712705978
Jesus christ
Colostomy bags, anyone?
>>712701236
omg, I'm dying...
Sad part is, I'd actually pick this up
>>712707110
>like new
>LIKE new
they're used
Looking for free crap?
>>712697005
>shittiest
>literally horse shit
It was this or a tree you can chop down for the wood
>>712699115
Fuck
Best thing I ever saw was 10 free packets of fucking duck sauce from chinese takeout MUST TAKE ALL
Also while I was looking found a free antique console stereo for my collection, thanks /b/
Several of these are for the scrap metal folks. I've posted craigslist ads several times for my oversized metal garbage I've put out front and it disappears instantly.
>>712698767
I found the shell of an '06 Eclipse
>>712700303
its not even summer
>>712707832
>perhaps there are those creative types who can do crafts with it?
wut?
I know what 4chan will do to this...
>>712699115
Fuck arizona
>>712701103
fucking kekd
>gaming tv
I have what I guess is the closest thing you could call a "gaming tv" and that is not it
>>712698149
Um, you should check out the organs. Sometimes they'll have Elka systems in them worth 60-100 bucks. Also: vintage ceramic speakers worth hundreds. I bought like 16 organs from this mega church auction a few years back and hocked the guts for about 8 grand
>>712705521
God they look disgusting. I bet they suck each other's unwashed genitals and listen to Nickelback.
>>712705290
That litter robot costs like $500 or $600. You could sell it. And feed the cats to wolves.
>>712697005
http://twinfalls.craigslist.org/zip/5872441001.html
Bait and switch.
>>712705904
make a coconut milk distribution factory?
>>712703592
>the hard times
we almost had to pour our salt and pepper from the cans they come in like some kind of fucking savages
>>712699115
At times like these, I miss the good old skeltal
>>712697703
>>712701986
I went to CL and saw this post too.. right by me. small world.
>>712705011
Those fire extinguishers looks pretty old, 60's era? I would actually grab a couple of those idk if they are worth much but a neat kinda collectible thing
>>712697566
Not shit at all. Quite valuable actually if you can process it.
>>712700303
Don't cut yourself on that edge kid
>>712697005
dude will pay you $250 if you take this
>>712697703
Doesn't Kansas come out of a mans ass
>>712698719
looks like the youtube user Angrygrandpa's old fucking motorhome..
>>712699194
That's a nice sized faggot.
Free buildings
>>712699115
mnbv
>>712710218
thats conveniant.
>>712705521
Flagstaff is full of those dirty fuckers.
![16a0d66f408868a5bf0e24c461c43ebb[1].png](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1479/882/1479882858407.jpg "16a0d66f408868a5bf0e24c461c43ebb[1]")
lol
>>712699115
Ok, this one actually made me laugh lol
yessss
>>712710429
NAPALM!
>>712710269
Ouch! I feel the burn.
>>712710065
$250 + free motorhome?
>explain how this is shitty
If nothing else there is a vintage V8 motor in there and probably a generator worth a few hundred bucks
Looks based on a mid - late 70s Dodge D100 truck chassis?
>>712710293
Shit nigger that's a steal.
>>712697566
you can make a profit off of that my dude
>>712710619
It almost certainly doesn't start and run.
>>712710429
Make gallons of napalm
>>712710572
Now pls feel rope around neck
>>712698767
Haul it to scrap yard for cash.
>>712698719
Huntsville TX or AL!?
I want a goat
>>712699115
Come on
haul the rv to the scrap yard fuck thats cash right there
>>712697923
Give me their #. I want to murder them for being so STUPID AS TO THINKING SOMEONE WOULD WANT THEIR MIDDLE SCHOOL BOOK AND POSTING IT ON CRAIGSLIST I SMITE THEM DOWN FROM HEAVANS FFOR I AM THE GOD
I DAB DAB DAB ON YOU ALL
>>712699115
Dude fuck me
>>712710237
sorry but this was too good to leave out, heres a followup
Not really a picture for it, but it's some dumb bitch offering free tarot card readings.
>>712710667
Pay a friend with a truck $100 of the 250 to tow it to your house, fix it or sell the generator and some other standard Dodge truck parts off it. Free money and/or motorhome/vintage dodge parts
'murica
Man homeless people are fucking retarded
>free homes on craigslist
>free food
>free pets
>free gardening shit to become self-sufficient
Man if I become homeless I'm fucking set.
>>712710553
Ask them if they have any stimpaks too.
>>712710808
HOLD UP GUYS IM GONNA TELL A STORY NOW
I posted a listing in the free section for a Free Xbox one and game. Used a throw away email. So many sob stories for it. Over 60 responses in a day. I just trolled a bunch of people. ID LOVE TO GET THEM TO ALL MEET UP AT ONCE. IN A CERTAIN SPOT. I COULD GO TOO AND NOBODY WOULD KNOW!!!!!
I might do this tomorrow. After homework.
>>712710781
They are kinda hard to cook right.
>Fucking used sippy cups
>>712705296
oh yea, and ur gunna be fine with the fact that you fucking reak of cat piss and semen, horribly, to anyone near you?
>>712710781
Stop posting about wanting and go get one. They're free, for fuck's sake.
>>712710619
I figure if it's worth 250 to him to get rid of it must be pretty shitty
If I didn't have a wife I adore and know it would piss off I'd probably already have messaged him
>>712707507
>like new
he even admits they're expired
>>712711076
Don't think I can raise a goat in an apartment
Should I get them?
>>712699115
fuck you
>>712710877
you dick that will feed a whole family
>>712711120
Not with that attitude.
>>712710553
This guy can make me a million bucks.
>tfw hash oil
>>712710994
>Man if I become homelss I'm going to be raped and murdered
FTFY
>>712710968
I have a truck. Also have 2 boats, kayak, motorcycle... trust me, it's tempting
>>712711131
Like finding jizz covered gold.
>shittiest thing you see
It's literally shit.
https://flagstaff.craigslist.org/zip/5858079625.html
>>712711120
See? This guy gets it.
>>712711188
>>712711224
>go on craigslist
>free gun
ayy
>>712707789
>>712707832
I could use some of that to fertilize the veggie garden
>>712711120
Jimbo keeps one in a fucking van. Sack up and do it anon.
>>712711177
so that's why he took the picture on his porch, anyway this one is dedicated to you sweetie.
>>712711198
Hash oil I am dabbing right now fam. Lit beerglass heady glass fam roor fam ngiga dab bro free kodak chiraq nigga free kodak chiraqqqq
>>712707507
If you had a hole in your side that shit with no control and no health insurance....
>>712711379
>>712711120
Forgot pic.
Free /x/tards
>>712711510
Forgot pic
>>712711386
>
IM 20 dude ur an idiot for thinking im an old person that would needs those
ur wrong and so thats like ur intel is dumb
>>712698738
NoVAfag? Where are you? I'm in Arlington.
>>712711131
"Hello im here to pick up the porn or women old enough to be my grandmother"
>>712711226
Even if you had an old beater mopar muscle car in need of an engine or something, should be a big block 454 in there.... I would get it just for that
>>712711007
Maurice, is that you?
>>712711548
FREE LIL KODAK CHIRAQ FO REAL NIGGA
DAB DAB DAB SKRT SKRT KSRT SKRT
>>712711535
Why the fuck did they end the first sentence with a question mark?
>>712699115
succ dicc dude
>>712711548
wowser!
hella intelligence on /b/!
>>712697005
"chinese steel wok"
>>712711648
what the fuck am i reading
>>712711657
NO IM NOT MAURICE
U FUCKING LOSER
EH FREE UZI MANNNE
>>712711670
Maybe they're not sure if ghosts is correct.
>>712699374
I have one of tbese! They are surprisingly huge!! And heavy cuz they're plastic
>>712711329
>go to get "free gun"
>get raped and murdered
Oh hell yeah
>>712711648
>>712711732
Only the exorcism is free, but it counts, right?
don't call, don't email, just come get it
>>712711723
thats porcelain u can use 3 grit sandpaper n baby creams and buff it out ur an idiot
free liil uzi maneee CHRIAQ
>>712700447
Mami pink I think is the color. My grandma had the whole bathroom this color. It is worth more than your average toilet. Circa 60s 70s
>>712705290
My god, that litterbox is the ultimate litterbox on the market!
>>712711893
Well, a free exorcism IS pretty shitty. Pretty sure that meets OP's criteria.
>>712697005
LMAO LITERALLY THIS IS THE SHITTIES
Literally a giant fucking tub of oil.
>>712711979
ur SUCH a retarded idiot
I just payed $4 each at home depot for buckits I DEFINETLY would go AND email to be nice fuk u
Dab hoe lit fam
>>712711979
Can always use more plant pots and 5 gallon buckets.
>>712712066
>creative types who can do crafts with it
oh, wow... Not really sure what to make of that.
>>712712006
My grandma also had the same weird pink toilet
Yes 60s vintage if collecting vintage toilets if your thing for some reason
>>712710781
Aweee pot belly pigys
>>712707110
>like new
>>712712143
Go to fire house subs
They sell their pickle buckets for $2 and it goes to local first responders
Plus it smells like pickles
>>712712076
dude u know u can recycle this stuff right or did u never LEARN SHIT CUZ UR A IDIOT?
FREE LIL KODAK THIS OIL AINT HASH BUT IM STILL DABBING NIGGA CHIRAQ FOR REAL NIGGA
>>712698738
that thing is awesome
>>712712253
no dude I HATE firehouse subz Id rather go mcdonalds for food n THAN pay more at home depot ION BOOLIN wit no fire fighters either way
>>712708825
loled
I just hit the fucking jack pot. Never had one as a kid, brb motherfuckers.
Form albuquerque, New mexico
>>712712324
I have a bruken top piece no botton I COULD USE that ur an idiot $50 chair completed again If I had dont post shit like this if ur a retarded idiot
CHIAGO NIGA HUSTLIN CHIRAQ MANNNEE FREE LIL KODAK WSQUAD SKRT SKRIT
>>712710969
This is awesome
I could get like 50 bucks at my local flea market for that
Free yogurt containers....
>>712708801
If the pumps, UV light, and heater are still good it could be worth it.
Like two 3 hp high flow pumps, theyre worth the hastle
>>712712365
I'll take the dog....
>>712699115
nice
i live in australia so we have gumtree but free kitty
>>712712535
Make sure to get a large mah battery rated for 20ish V
>>712712535
u smart my lil cuz rico DUN grabbed one these then put a 10 hp motor in it wita bunch of car batteries all strapped n not on a trailer behind it. Fucker was ALWAYS going boolin 20 mph in that THANG and it would last like ION no maybe ALL DAY literally would be cruising to the store work n shit
always used old man gregoryis outlet nextdoor to charge em all car batttereis we has dat shit all up rigged we boolin with the battery go fast nigga squad nigga chiraq nigga FAST skrt skrt skrt skrt ksrt ksrt AHHDAB T
>>712710969
>only has 48 stars...
Best thing I saw in my free section awhile ago was a Godsmack hat
>>712699115
Why do you fucks always respond to this?
>>712711131
>that sweet vintage BOOSH! WOO!
When I was 13 a buddy and I found boxes of old porno mags like this in my neighbors trash.
We hid them in a sewer drainage pipe and called the 1-900 numbers inthe back of the mags on my uncle's phone. Cost like a thousand dollars when he got the bill and the calls were to Africa.
>>712700447
good luck finding a pink tank lid
>>712712915
Real Americans don't count Alaska or Hawaii.
What would I want to rake up pine needles for do they have a use?
>>712707507
bud, you would know if they were used. they're just expired. probably OK for emergency situations... medical supplies have expiration dates but are likely good after that
Free pupper.
>>712711535
God with we could army this.
>>712712760
in america we have lots of extra cats boolin around so one of our most famous dishes is kitten paws with sour cream. Free kittens in america is like free food so we dont see this as often.
chiraq free kodak please
>>712701092
PG mofo
>>712713020
No, not really aside from kindling.
>>712712620
My pet store goes through those like mad since they sell live rats
>>712710968
ya dude, that could be a nice score
>>712713186
I do have a connection in the united states of america that is interrested in purchasing these authentic human skulls we will pay $3.50 NIGGA ITS KODAK BLACKKKK
>>712698426
The mil?
>>712708691
Don't cut yourself on that edge fam
>>712713365
im from 9gag that pic was just on frontpage 2 days ago u faggot fuck reposter lol what r u a moms boy
>>712713418
http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/zip/5888544581.html
>>712699115
i hate you
>>712711283
not only that but its moldy... dunno if you can use that in gardens, etc.
>>712698719
AWWWW YES NIGGA HOOK A BROTHER UP I NEED A HOUSE
i want this
