Waifu/Husbando claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing
>No sexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind
>Discussion is welcomed
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Mizore claimed
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
Very early bake.
Claimed.
>>712690182
It's not early, Post limit was reached.
We were on page 9.
Disgustingly early
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3wIJ774gJs
>>712690293
hug me miku
Chitose claimed.
>>712690340
>>712690182
reply bump limit
QOTT: since the holiday is coming up, what would you get her?
A large teddy bear
Shinoa claimed ',:)
>>712690340
>>712690182
If we reach image or bump limit we make a new thread
>>712689811
>>712690003
>>712690018
Thanks everyone. I'll remember you all. *Sniff*
>>712690018
Quality of advice is just as important as the quantity of it too. Sometimes it's all about timing- a bit of information that provides a creative spark to get someone past something.
I'm introverted by nature, but I'm comfortable with socializing as well. The tradeoff is that it's more mentally tiring for me versus someone naturally outgoing. As long as I get some space to recharge though, I'm good.
>>712690552
sleep well
>>712690703
that's such a good way to put it. I guess I'm kinda like that
>>712690506
>The QOTT pic.jpg
>not
>The QOTT pic (2).jpg
anyways,
i would give her a confession and a wonderful date try topping that :^), bet you did it on just an old random day
>>712690340
alice, wazzzzzuuuuuuppp ma niggggggaaaaaaaa
>>712690506
Bit early for that, don't ya think?
>>712690506
I'd go with some chocolate, a teddy bear, a nice dinner, and take her to see lights or something.
And my love, of course.
>>712690506
I mean, probably just a whole bunch of meat. It's literally her favourite thing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>712691212
WAZZZ GUUD NIGGAA
A 20-year-old man was arrested Tuesday (Nov. 8) in connection with the murders of two men in Lafourche Parish, after authorities said he confessed to the killings in Golden Meadow on Monday and last Friday.
Detectives have found Dayton Duet, 20, appears to have no motive for one of the killings "other than an urge to kill," the Lafourche Parish Sheriff's Office said in a news release. Authorities say Duet confessed to killing 78-year-old Stanley Gisclair and 64-year-old Wayne Matherne, both of whom were found slain in their Golden Meadow homes.
Shitposter is full of shit. Surprise.
>yfw you shitpost a /waifu/ thread
>>712691388
That was fast.
>>712690506
A bunch of accessories, more for her than me
Also a bottle opener
>>712691501
After thread died I googled the name.
It was the first thing.
He probably looked a newspaper at his dollar store job and saw the head line.
>Foxy is here
>>712691212
Oh
>>712691282
You're right. I usually do it midway. Has been a while since ive done one though
カラミチーマス
>>712690506
Start the day off with a kendo sparring session, probably get brained a few times, a dip in some hot springs, followed by a gourmet meal and a massage.
>>712691019
Yep, so maybe it's more that you're guarded with what you know versus being the loudest person in the room. There's merit in that too- a lot of people are too busy talking to realize how important it is to just stop and listen.
On that token, feel free to ask away about stuff anytime.
>>712691367
FOOD THATS WAZ GUD MY BRUTHA
YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAA
>>712691796
smugaroo trying to derail the thread with a QOTT so early, what an idiot, silly silly
>>712692025
おれわ ちんちん だいすけ のんだよ
The shitposter seems to have disappeared, maybe he got decent material
>>712692119
She's a glutton, but I love her all the same
How have you been?
>>712692447
>implying we aren't the real shitposters
>>712692447
He's occupied in his own thread currently
>>712692119
Having fun there champ?
>>712692447
It's what they do
>filename
See, if it seems like a smug, then it is!
Sup. Shit poster here. I'm not here to shit post or spam I'm here to answer questions. Yes I do vape but I also smoke cigs, I just like to catch a buzz I'm not a hipster
>>712692787
do you like memes
There are men and women trapped in that room
Flames scorching them, but they'll be out soon
>>712692858
Yeah lol
>>712692787
Why are you even here?
>>712692787
No one cares, you're just a liar to scared to show his real name.
A coward with a camera.
>>712692061
talking about being the loudest in the room, I rarely place a word when there's people already talking. I'm always a spectator when it comes to that kind of things.
You are already so helpful with every reply you give me, they are filled with so much more advice and wisdom that I could ask for.
>>712692910
I get bored at work
>>712692787
Serious question though, What's that RDA? I've seen them but can't remember the name.
>>712692787
>catches a buzz from nicotine
Are you twelve
>>712692858
moogs
>>712692787
>vaping
>being this much of a faggot
kys vapefag
>>712692461
glutton you say
>
good what about you
>>712692682
yes, alot, what about you
>>712692787
are you really the guy in the pics you claim to be, if so then why haven't you made a thread of you and your buttfuck gang in months, shits fun(the thread that is)
Shit poster 2 here.>>712692787
i dont even know what im doing here honestly
>>712692923
But I did provide my name and address. How am I the coward when you won't even leave your house to do anything? The most you'd do is some edgy autistic hacker shit and I doubt you could even do that. I'm getting off topic though I'm not here to insult or anything at this point
>>712692963
Royal hunter emerald green. I wouldn't recommend it honestly, it is cheap though
Shit poaster 3 here >>712693011
i dont even know what im doing here honestly
>>712692858
kachow
>>712692993
I do say
>
Just woke up about an hour ago. Now I probably won't get back to sleep so I'm just playing Runescape
>>712693058
A 20-year-old man was arrested Tuesday (Nov. 8) in connection with the murders of two men in Lafourche Parish, after authorities said he confessed to the killings in Golden Meadow on Monday and last Friday.
Detectives have found Dayton Duet, 20, appears to have no motive for one of the killings "other than an urge to kill," the Lafourche Parish Sheriff's Office said in a news release. Authorities say Duet confessed to killing 78-year-old Stanley Gisclair and 64-year-old Wayne Matherne, both of whom were found slain in their Golden Meadow homes.
No, you didn't. Coward
>>712692993
I really am that guy, and I tried making a follow up thread but nobody responded lol
>>712692942
Surely there must be better ways to spend time, like working
>>712692787
Fuckin hipster
>>712692858
Sup Moogz
HELLO
>>712693122
RDA's are cheap though, compared to tanks at least.
What box you got?
this is some god tier gay shit here. why dont you go take this basement mental illness thread over to pony chan or something
>>712693157
Dude id hate to break it to you but, duet is a common last name in my state. Call it incest but a lot of people actually have the same last name down here. I heard about this case though and it's horrible
>>712693279
Because
>>712693305
Now this actual damage control tbh
>>712693243
Yes?
>>712693249
Just a basic istick 80 watt. Yeah I should have gotten a tank a few of my friends switched to tanks and they are better these days, but I like my RDA because I can drop CBD oil on it
>>712693305
Is that why you live in a trailer?
>>712693305
Same last and first and age.
Not to mention noone named Duet lives on the street you claim to live on.
>Why the fuck you lyinnn
You's a bitch.
>>712693361
dont tell me they laughed you out too? thats fucked
>>712693431
implying trailers aren't pimp af
>>712693372
I mean, how can I damage control a thread that isn't mine? Aren't I the damage?
>>712693141
>
oh whale, its like midnight for you right?
>>712693172
k, do you really hate the threads or do you just come here for the sake of shitpost and time kill
>>712693497
>
your waifu
>>712692682
>smug
hello it's been a few days
>>712692993
hello my stoic friend
>>712693279
just to piss people like you off ^_^
hello anyone else as well
>>712693642
>what you did
>it's there
>and I see it
>>712693413
What's up?
>>712693361
Sup Galil!
>>712693279
NICE EMEM!
>>712693378
Is this Moogz or Halfbeaner Hipster?
>>712693654
SUP TALI
>>712693427
If you want a bomb ass RTA, get the Griffin. It's got a really really nice build deck and a bunch of other fancy ass features to go along with it.
>>712693497
>
>>712693617
>
It's approaching 01:00 now
>>712693737
nothing
>>712693431
Trailers aren't that bad on the inside
>>712693456
You must not go outside much if you can't see how ridiculous you're being. I went to school with countless people with the exact same name. A lot of people share the same last names down here and also coincidentally have the same first name. That guy is golden meadow, that's not even the same parish as me. Come on man get a life. Even if you did believe me you wouldn't do anything anyway besides try to do some nerdy hacker shit so what's the point of this argument?
>>712693737
not much, things are getting stricter at work because "we aren't a new budding company anymore"
>you freaking ball of adorable cuteness
~tali
Hillary Clinton claimed.
Alice2 on the front page!
>>712693769
Isn't that the one that's like a tank and an rda? My friend had an avacado it was sick
>>712692787
>Water bottle
>Some kinda arbic haji letters
Fucking sand nigger.
>tfw my boyfriend deadass looks like mugen
i am a lucky egg
>>712693737
Nether. Just the Noire fag from last week.
What's good?
>>712693877
Thanks doc.
>>712693481
No, just because.
>>712693737
Hey man, always glad to see you. I'm just eating queso.
>>712692935
I pick my moments in those situations, but more often than not I end up the same, not talking, or I go elsewhere. In that sense though, you also stand to gain a lot by simply observing and standing back. Time and emotional investment are two things that start in abundance, but dwindle as you get older. Being choosy in that regard is perfectly normal, and it's why a lot of people, myself included, end up with a very close circle of people they're involved with and stay in touch with them while others fall away over time.
I'm glad you're able to get something out of these posts, hindsight will always be 20/20, but helping others is also quite nice too.
>>712694016
Where do you even see the Arabic letters? Not even just on this website but in real life I've been called a Muslim and a Mexican. I'm mostly Cajun French you idiots, I can't even see where this is coming from but it's funny
>>712693966
Ravac is best Akakill
>>712692993
Doing alright. Texting a lot of people though. You?
>>712693654
It has been. Hasn't it? What's up tali?
>>712694137
>cajun french
Thats nigger french
wew
Say my name!
>>712694137
>implying muslim is a race and not a religion
mama
>>712693966
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>>712694275
Sup Murder
Y'all have been asking me questions so let me ask one. What is honestly the appeal to anime? I used to watch Pokemon when I was a very little kid, but that's the closest I've ever gotten to it. My girlfriend says she used to watch a show called sailor moon when she was in like middle school. I just don't see it. You can definitely see why people think it's cringey right? I have a black friend that loves anime but doesn't act like a fag
>>712694275
French Baguette!
>>712694302
Obligatory claim.
>>712694185
see >>712693862
also my wife came out as bi and is actively looking for a girl for us to have a 3way with...so pretty good.
>>712694275
my name
>>712694444
dem quads tho
>>712694444
quads checked
>>712694444
hand kunt
>>712694392
You can't honestly believe your own shit posts.
Let me put it this way, do you watch and enjoy football? You must play it every now and again yeah?
Enjoy horror movies? Maybe you play pranks on people.
Like Sci fi? You probably hold interest in tech.
>>712694435
omelette du fromage to you too!
>>712694475
Smart ass...
>>712694305
Finally someone gets it right!
>>712694444
ur gay lol
>>712693737
Hi Yui.
>>712693862
That sucks, so less breaks, less being able to get on?
Fuck.
Thanks, you're so nice.
>>712694050
I don't think I recall a Noire fag from last week, though nice to meet you anyways. That was a cute gun sight, would attach to my SKS.
>>712694107
Same to you, you are always so cute. What flavor queso?
>>712694046
wat...
>>712694392
I grew up on videogames, got into anime later on, and just stayed with it as a hobby. I spend far more time and money on vidya, but I enjoy some anime from time to time. Nothing fancy, I just sit down and enjoy it for what it is without overthinking things.
i've had a good run.
but what this has become is impossible to salvage.
it is cancer, there is no denying that it is horrible.
tasteless teens wondering in thinking its always been a hugbox.
using the shit state to further justify their depressing lives.
this will be my final goodbye to this place.
i will not return.
so may we remember what a glorious place the old /waifu/ was.
i was >>712692787 - fag.
and i am LEAVING YOU ALL BEHIND TO FACE THE TRUTH.
THATS RIGHT, MY FINAL /WAIFU/ RELATED POST WILL BE A BANG.
/WAIFU/ SINGS BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY.
I WILL EDIT IT IF YOU SING FOR IT.
lyrics:
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/queen/bohemianrhapsody.html
quick way to sing it:
http://vocaroo.com/
any other ways are accepted
if someday a place like it was comes a long and all the good posters are there, you can guarantee i will be there, doing my job to get rid of faggotry
>>712694597
Hai Shiro!
>>712694392
Some anime has really good writing and is actually art. Example: Parasyte -the maxim-
>>712694661
a cute
>>712693960
Griffin is an RTA, it's basically a rebuildable tank. Really easy and nice to build on too. It's my second favorite tank, next to my Gigue Dolphin.
>>712694724
Are you this mad at me? I'm not even shit posting right now
>>712694739
>really good writing
>parasyte
You must be joking.
>>712694161
he's a pretty chill dude. I wasn't a big fan of him at first, but he went out like a champ.
>>712694134
you're right, I have a few very important friends.
your replies relieve me a lot, make me feel more normal in a way.
>>712694305
>>712694661
:runner:
>>712694579
You mean the pastas? I can't even write one without laughing at how absurd it is.
>>712694444
Fake as fuck
>>712694724
Even shit poster anon has a writing style.
Do you think we're stupid?
>>712693654
hello you massive effect on my life
>>712693791
>
don't you have school tommorrow? you should go to sleep soon
>>712693966
>
>>712694185
alot of people, big day for you?
im just texting others like usual, watching yt, playing 3ds
>>712694392
the cringey comes from fag pandering i.e. sword art online
theres some good ones that appeal to those not too into anime like night of the fireflies, and shit like that
but asking why someone watches anime is like asking a girl why they wear/like make up, theres an appeal to it and that appeal attracts both shitty looking/acting people along with cool/decent people but the shitty ones always seem to be more heard just like with "feminists"
>>712694739
parasyte is a good tokyo ghoul, but good writing is more like icchi the killer or old boy or night of the fireflies
>>712694734
How're you doing?
>>712694925
Good observation lol
>>712694444
Hand, We need your guidance. Please come back to us.
>>712694606
Uh
It's just melted cheese and tomatoes dude
>>712694906
Then you know we don't act like fags outside of here.
Some of us are legit fags, but that's beside the point.
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia Claimed
Anyone got some good edgy or suffering manga recs?
>>712695148
Hello Lewdvia.
>>712694606
Then again, I did fuck off afterwards.
You seen this pantsu guy?
>>712695150
Boko no Pico
>>712690382
When are we ERPing?
>>712694724
It was fun when I got people so riled up and started that whole snowballing effect in these threads but for the last 4 months I have been desperately trying to grasp at the molten puddle of snow in an attempt to build a fucking snowman, I haven't been relevant in months and just keep churning out low effort shitposts with the hope I'll get a reply at some point, all of this at the cost of my dignity and sanity, this entire post will probably not make any sense because I'm trying to write fragments of some of the thoughts I had while pacing back and forth in my room at midnight thinking about these threads from memory, but what I'm trying to say is that I have lost my touch and that tripfaging attention whore Sachii can carry the torch.
I need waifu feets.
>>712695023
It's how I can tell when you double up your posts.
>>712694589
How you doing tonight?
>>712694891
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>>712694972
>
I do have school today. I went to bed at 19:00
>>712695102
Honestly, I'm sort of convinced that Some of you actually live like the pasta implies. If even just one of you can relate to the pastas, I think it's funny as fuck.
>>712694589
>you know it
>>712694606
no now they expect every person to write up 2 appointments or you take the next day off. people are bitching like a motherfucker and i'm just like if you weren't a shit salesman this wouldn't be a problem. BUT they wanna blame other things like "we were in a bad area" "we took too long on breaks" instead of just nutting up and getting shit done. our freaking product is free for pete's sake.
>ranting
>>712694972
woah really. I have a massive effect on your life?s
>>712694845
parasyte was good
>>712695148
heyo juvia
>>712694261
Ur face
>>712694275
Shinoa
>>712694972
Not at all. It's mostly pm and idk why
Yt? Having fun with pokemon?
>>712694998
Night
>>712694475
Budding comp?
>>712695263
Don't u ever ever fucken send me any thing like this again. U r so ignored. U will be so sorry one day. But u don't even know it yet. That pride of yours u think u know everything but u know shit. Your have really pissed me off. One day u will say. Wow Mom was right but it will be to late for u then. Fucken no all. I will not help u with ur hair or anything else so done ask!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want to throw u out off my property. You r the most disrespectful little bitch I know. Don't ever disrespect my 'Lord' to me again. U and Chris will be able to talk to each other in Hell
>>712694972
>>712695297
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>>712695259
after we fuk irl
Miku was a whore who got paid to fuck smelly old men behind the local bar, she was cheap and could give pleasure to an army of greasy, drunken men, who in their stupor failed to notice that she was in fact butt fucking ugly, in only a couple of hours
Homura was the pimp
>>712695327
I've yet to meet a waifu that is a legit neet.
It's such a stereotypical pasta that it tries to hard and ends up working against itself.
>>712695148
Congrats on the win over Central Michigan, and the bowl eligibility.
>>712695259
Look how serious is this stuff.
I dont understand how into this everyone gets, but seeing people pass around '<3' and stuff like that, I get really fucked up and confused.
>We are both male
>From what i can gather Galko is also straight
Like, I don't know what the fuck to think, yeah maybe if Galko was female but my mind is so foggy and stupid.
I like each and everyone of you guys, sure, some more than others but that's a given with everything.
I'm lonely as fuck in real life, I've probably said this before, but it's true, and I am sure many others are like it. Yeah, I have like 2 close friends, but I can't talk about anything serious with them, and they don't know I am a weeb.
But you guys, I can talk about anything, it really feels like I can fit in somewhere and belong.
Anyway, what I am trying to say is, that my mind is mixing up this 'roleplay' stuff, with actual emotions. I don't know how to feel about all these 'I really like you/love you/missed you' stuff.
There, I think thats what i wanted to say.
I don't know anymore.
I wanna ask, have any of you ever actually gotten mad at my shit posting? It really seems like sometimes lol just be real
>>712695360
What is this
>>712695606
Nope
>>712695420
no u
>>712695595
who is this galko faggot
>>712695611
Hey I see me
>>712695015
Right now, pretty good now that I am talking to you guys. Just laying in bed.
>>712695098
Well, uh, what kind if cheese? Blanc? Chedder? Mexican style?
Is it good?
>>712695148
Sup Juvia
>>712695150
Welcome to the NHK
>>712695210
>you seen this pantsu guy?
I am confuse.
>>712695370
That fucking sucks. The banquet center I work at has reached it's peak for the year and now I work significantly less. I might need to get a second job.
Sorry for typing slowly I am autistic.
>>712695595
Yeah, so, why are you such a huge autistic? I don't understand what you're doing in /waifu/, are you just here because everyone on /waifu/ is tierd up of your fucking shitty autism and whining about how you're such and oldfag, you were of whatever community, that gfur/ponies/loli/ shouldn't post in your board?
Why don't you get the fuck off here, you huge hypocrite. This is a waifu thread, but all you do is reply with random images from your stupid video game.
You're just a huge cunt who cares too much about internet and loves to make drama on /waifu/, the place where you behave like what you actually are, a huge fucking idiot and retard.
>>712695726
Dude no way I see me too
>>712695699
justice
it's just a screencap from Uchuu Patrol
>>712695606
Honestly, everyone just goes off and does their own thing in the Discords or whatever, and when you leave, everyone comes back.
This shithole is unkillable.
>>712695606
Real quick, I've been the one who kept all of your pictures and then started spreading them in threads. After I did it other people kind of took off with it.
I spend my time just poking holes in your shit so people around can see it's all false.
Also the whole calling you a faggot and pussy thing earlier was just to get you to react and give info. I don't normally insult people.
So, meh. Annoyed at how you'd repeat the same insults, but never mad
>>712694845
Stuck up, snobby weeaboos cant appreciate real art.
It has better righting than moebot anime
>>712695420
we started off as a group of random guys off a street to set up appointments for people to do home repair/remodels. the whole company here in orange county was new. at first it was ok if you only got 1 appointment for the day or even didn't get any. now we've been here a while and they expect at least 2 a day because we are experienced.
>>712695606
can't say i have. confused? yes. mad? no
>>712695821
>I'm autistic
aren't we all? and it's ok I know I'm a good salesman I'll be fine. the company just needs to cut out the people who don't actually wanna work.
>>712695821
Some tripfag I met last night, had a good stream going on too.
>>712695150
if you don't care about quality of writing, literally almost any anime that came this season or previous ones except ones that look kinda sunny or trying to be funny
>>712695297
>
well sleep more, unt you have to leave for school
>>712695370
my heart and soul you ninny, my everyday life stays the same even no matter my emotions
>>712695420
weird, don't pm in bulk is my philosophy
mostly meme videos of everytime X happens it is replaced with Y also this said thing happens
>>712695517
>
>>712695201
Hello
And I'm not lewd not
>yet
>>712695370
Hello Tali
>>712695591
Thank you Shiro, it is a great win
Also now they have to give us a bowl game at 7-5
>>712695821
Hello how are you?
>>712695821
It's Velveeta, it's alright.
>>712695837
Oh hey Lulu
>>712694724
>>712695259
>>712695595
>>712695827
I don't know why I never saved these
>>712695517
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>>712695986
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I'm not tired though, I just ate a sandwich too
>>712695907
Do y'all honestly still not believe that's me? How would I have stolen Facebook pics of a guy showing his arms right after someone started saying I had flabby arms? I mean come on I've posted countless time stamps and pics. Why would anyone post that on Facebook?
>>712695986
Also hello Hikage
>Juvia
>>712696050
because you don't have crippling autism
>>712695726
guitar dude that plays musics
>>712695836
dude sick
>>712696183
what a queer
I bet his parents are disappointed
>>712696106
Trolls trolling trolls?
>>712694185
who is she and from what series
>>712696106
Kek, nah man, I was just doing that to get more photos to fuck with you more.
You gave me a time stamp without a date.
I could post it at any time the minute was correct and pretend to be you asking to be cum on.
>>712695441
>>712695611
Good times
>>712695726
Youre the galko faggot i think
>>712695968
So you guys do contract work
>>712695986
I like to reply as fast as i can
Wut?
>>712695990
Yo juvy
>>712696299
Reverse image search
>>712696183
what am i then
>>712696161
i see
