What's in my freezer /b/?
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What's in my freezer /b/?
>>712685511
a body.
good dub dubs
>>712685511
Beef?
Various meats and vegetables.
meats and cheese?
Dead rats
Food. Eat well OP. Eat well.
>>712685511
another freezer.
>>712685511
ice cream?
>>712685511
Probably some frozen veggies
>>712685511
the Krabby Patty secret formula?
DEFINITELY A BOD
It's empty
A child
cold
string or nothing
>>712685511
another freezer
Stuff that is frozen?
>>712685511
Meat, rotten meat.
Keemstar?
ice
>>712685511
A plump Thanksgiving turkey
>>712685511
Meat. a watermelon? Snowballs from last year. Deer jerky
>>712685511
old pasta
>>712685511
My sexlife
>>712685511
A sack of soggy dicks
Body parts because pasta.
>>712685511
jizzmas jars
>>712685511
Ice
OP will never deliver.
Madeleine McCann.
16 crows, 4 human eyes/ears, some hot dogs nd a frozen pizza. probs some old chilli or lapsskaus
proof that you are a faggot
cumbox
>>712685598
yes. she fought so hard. want to see her? she is fresh. i will have sex with her later.
a dead animal
>>712686313
This.
>>712686456
She's alive, op, don't fool us like this.
>>712686456
post butthole
>>712686456
Timestamp and knife in pooper or gtfo
>>712686456
mor
>>712686456
bullshit
>>712686456
Tits or gtfo
>>712686456
More fucking more. Piss on it
>>712686456
Unless you killed her right this instant, she is not dead.
>>712685511
cold drinks
>>712686456
She's Alive faggot, her skin is red toned even through she was in a fking fridge
get
>>712685511
That pic looks fishi... i think u lie.
Aliums?
>>712686456
She'd better be dead, faggot.
Tits and timestamp or gtfo
>>712686790
yeah!
>>712685511
>>712685511
Bullshit OP
>>712686456
Yeah...she's alive. Show us her tits.
>>712686456
>she fought so hard
If you are gonna be unoriginal, at least post better pics.
more pics pls or this is fake?
>>712686456
Sure kiddo. Unless there's a timestamp on her asshole, I don't think so.
>>712686456
>712686456
time stamp it
Draw a mouse on her nipple.
>>712686456
time stamp
>>712685511
The Norwegian Times from 2 weeks in the future?
old shit is old
>>712685511
Please be dead babies?
wtf /b/ the body dont have any sense check his knee and the hair, what is on the left of the knee?
lurking in thread.
please be real
>>712686752
look at her. if you want, i can make more photos. later in another thread. i will have to go to my basement.
>>712687271
mor
>>712687215
Oh, i'll call them newfags, and that, will totally beat the argument, faggot
>>712687271
YO WTF
>>712687271
I am looking at her, she looks alive. That makes you a faggot.
Show more OP.
>>712687271
looks alive to me
the bitch who friendzoned op
Show tits
>>712687271
Dude, you're so lucky, your gf let's you take pictures of her, in A FUCKING FRIDGE, HOW COOL IS THAT?
>>712687271
oh shit
>>712687271
Oh Boy OP. That's a pretty cool freezer you got there.
>>712687271
Are you crazy? Not killing her? Or tying her up????? Are you daft?!?!?
>>712687271
She clearly not dead.
Well, you seem to have a fun girlfriend. post nudes.
>>712687271
>Food in there and shit
>Couldn't look more fake
>>712687271
and now she changed the position of her arms. Bullshit. You should kill her, then yourself.
>>712687429
straight savage boi
>>712687222
Checked
>>712687271
You mean, convince and set her up in the exact same position after she had time to warm up? Fuck off, dude, she's alive as fuck. No signs of 'struggling' as you said she did so hard.
>>712687429
Somewhere below 32 degrees or so?
Fucking show us her tits already
or at the very least prove shes dead by sending a pic of her with a gash in her neck
>>712687271
screencap?
>>712687510
we know faggot, he's just not letting the joke die
>>712687429
>Implying it's not 2 camwhores
Cut her up.
>>712685511
Tits with timestamp.
>person possibly dead
>"SHOW US TITZ"
>>712687522
yeah, it's pretty unnecessary to say that she's alive, it's too fucking obvious
WHATS UP WITH ALL THESE NEWFAGS
>>712687697
Still waiting.
shes alive lol
get dubs
>>712687697
welcome to /b/
you must be new here
>>712687697
Fucking kill yourself
>>712687697
possibly?
look at the color of the skin, she's alive. Blood is still circulating throughout her veins
>>712687697
I bet you see a naked lady and ask if she needs a jacket.
>>712687747
>>712687697
>titz
drink bleach you bullied cunt
>>712687271
Freezer isn't on. Frost is just Decoration. Food is placed there to make it seem more like freezer. Female is really just you with a delay camera pointed at freezer. Female is actually Male. Female still likes men. Op is a Faggot
>inb4 shes actually alive and she just died
>>712687666
Satan's trips.
Fucking newfags i swear.
This is the oldest thread known to man.
It's just a fucking repeat.
>>712686456
pics of killing wound
>>712687326
triggered
Deer.
>>712687987
kinda
>>712687271
if she's frozen why is she still rosy?
>>712685511
Fuck you OP. I bet you kiss girls on the mouth, faggot!
MODS!!!
Jk everyone knows you're a faggot OP
>>712687271
not dead, no pooling and still pink.
>>712686456
>she fought so hard.
This is what that other guy said who strangeld his girlfriend and posted pics of her body
>>712688172
Because OP is a faggot with a trap gf, and he wont post tits because he is afraid to be exposed as a polesmoker.
>>712687648
listen faggot, im gonna tell an story
>4CHAN YEARS AGO
>SOME FUCKER KILLS A GIRL, does a post about it in 4chan AND SAYS "if you guess your post number i will show you whats inside the fridge"
>someone guessed
>showed dead body
>op went to jail
>>712688329
I could photoshop an arm over top of any picture I wanted too
>>712688329
nice fucking chicken
>>712688392
that's not the point faggot
>>712688329
I never slept that night.
>>712688329
get that old shit out of here
>>712688308
post pics plox
>>712687215
kill yourself
>>712688392
>>712688418
>not knowing that really happened.
>>712687522
newfag detected
>>712688531
What happened?
>>712688498
just fucking google "4chan serial killer" or something like that
>>712688329
>lumpy forearm
>>712688392
watch the new, friend
>>712688329
Good times
>>712688498
already did
>>712688553
>says the newfag
>>712688573
Some anon did a what's in my freezer thread. Turns out that guy had a bunch of body parts in his freezer.
>>712688656
says the newfag
Y'all are getting too creepy for me. I'm here for the lols and the memes, not ostensibly dead bodies and gore.
>>712688329
Why did you give it a 4chan filename?
>>712688308
Everyone knows about that, and david killing that one bitch 'she fought so damn hard' (I made a budget to bail him out of jail at 2 mil), and even the fucking kids who found that body in that abandoned shack, rotting away. My mother's a nurse, I've seen dead people, this bitch ain't dead. Second to, look at david's bitch, she's fucking grey after literally an hour of being dead. Blood seeps, livor mortis. Takes literally less than a day and is even worse when frozen.
4/10 for making me take the bait
cant tell if real or not. timestamp something gross
>>712685511
You might need a bigger freezer, what do you do with it by the way? Just keep it in the freezer? Seems like a waste
This OP never actually claimed she was kill...
>>712688464
i did, like a baby
>>712688329
since when is it may
>>712688620
I was talking about the real pictures
>>712688839
i actually autobaited myself, great info, didnt remember well
>>712687271
>"Hey Linda can you sit in this freezer while I take a picture of you?"
>"Why?"
>"Because I want to look edgy and cool on 4chan"
>>712689139
kek
HOLY FUCKING SHIT SO MUCH NEW FAGGS, MY TITS ARE TRIGGERED, I CAN'T STAND NEW FAGS, I NEED TO POINT THEM SO I COULD FEEL SUPERIOR
you got me fags. i just have a fun girlfriend. tried to look real tho. well, wanna se her naked?
>>712689139
any grillfriend who agrees to that is the best grillfriend ever
>>712689213
>great
>>712688961
And we actually said she was not kill, and if thats the case whats the problem?
>>712689241
true
>>712689213
Ewww but she'd be all naked and shit
>>712689213
Ask her politely first
>>712689213
fuck yeah dude
>>712689241
Or the worst. idk. Now she can use it as evidence of abuse.
>>712689213
yea she seems cute.
>>712689213
>wanna se her naked?
did you missed all the posts that asked to see her/him naked?
>>712689213
But Does she consent tho?
>>712689213
Nice try fgt
>>712689213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTT8E7tnCLg
>>712689213
FUCK OFF. I DON'T WANT COOTIES.
>>712688961
No shit, "Guess whats in my freezer"
"My possibly hot gf!"
and we coulda got more pics if we werent dicks.
>>712689213
Nice Wig, Fag.
nothing fggt
>>712689213
It's /b/ of course we want nudes
fake asf faggot
>>712689213
Ew she is 3D, that's not 4chans thing...
(Wait, does she have a dick?)
>>712689213
Should probably look into crime scene photos rather than dumping her in there and taking the shot right away.
If you're in a freezer for a long time let alone dead your skin colour changes and you didn't even bother to put blood or anything on her.
Lets see her naked.
>>712689651
I think you're in the wrong thread
she better have buckteeth and abs or I'm not interested
>>712689648
Like you wouldn't just strangle or chloroform your bitches...
(but yeah dude, basic color filter would go a long way)
>>712689841
are you?
>>712689213
>well, wanna se her naked?
Not if she's alive.
>>712689932
We may never know.
>>712689213
I was hoping she'd be dead, but tits work, too.
thanks anon plz deliver
>>712689813
>Like you wouldn't just strangle or chloroform your bitches
I don't get your point
>>712689729
Never the wrong thread for Pug.
Post her penis laready
>>712689213
Yo Op, why not have a little teaser eh?
>>712689403
ye, sure. can providetimestamp if u dont belive its her
>>712690045
i feel you.
>>712685865
Hobbit
Nice bloody maxi pad.
>>712690185
hahaha, is she passed out?
>>712690292
THANK U
>>712690045
Post well pupper
>>712690185
ah shit dude, that bloody towel
>>712690185
Time Stamp and moar tits
>>712690256
>>712690185
>That bloody pad
>>712690185
Not sure if man or woman
more pictures of the whore
>>712690185
What self respecting woman over the age of like 16 uses a pad. Jesus
>>712690185
fucking disgusting. post anus faggot
