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>>712680706
is there any possible way i could make a girl interested in me, completely shifting her feelings towards someone else?
>>712680706
fongered moom in car backs friend
I really wanna bring up the lack of communication with a "Friend" but I don't know how.
We only speak on a monthly basis, and I always initiate.
Kinda wanna say something lie "We really don't talk as much as we should"
>>712681077
Be more awesome than that other guy and then ignore her
didnt run out of money for school i failed out....
Navy separated me because i couldnt pass PFA....
>>712681077
yeah, its completely do-able. except in a small set of cases you can always manipulate their opinion of someone else and you.
helps if you're not an autist and they have at least some respect or like for you in the first place.
bump
I want to fuck a mature woman (35+) so bad, but i know older women think younger men are immature :^(
I like to go into hilarious or godly threads, say I'll take a screenshot but never do, I estimate 20 godly threads have been lost by my hand
>>712682386
dude wtf
you can get so much older pussy if you're a young guy, I was banging desperate 40-year-olds at 17 and couldn't keep up
>>712682386
>wants 35+
>posts a gif of a 50 year old
Older women literally throw themselves at younger guys.
Unless you want a relationship you literally have everything going for you. Unless you are a neck beard faggot.
>>712681515
If you say it like that you'll seem needy- be smooth about it.
I had a friend who always just bitched whenever we spoke and it brought me down.. kinda just like the negative energy that I don't want type of thing. Really funny guy but he was so so negative. Not in like a mental/depressed way, just always saw things half empty and accepted it.
Anyways, started easing him out and then he just kept bitching about how we weren't talking which turned me off to it even more.
Tbh I would make something up like "Hey man, are you alright? You haven't been too talkative" or something similar. At least at first.
I got laser hair removal on my lower back and ass today, nobody knows except my mom
>>712682386
This sentence itself is immature.
You approach her and talk to her- as you would any woman. If she approaches you, same thing, Just be smooth and get to know her.
>>712684431
>"Hey man, are you alright? You haven't been too talkative"
We haven't spoken much, just monthly at best.
So that might not work well with her.
I post bananas in ylyl threads
>>712684693
Oh, assumed it was a guy.
Just say you're always putting your best foot forward and feel ignored sometimes. You need just justify it better than "we should talk more"
Don't make it sound like it's the end of the world and justify why you're asking.
>>712684693
>with her
thank goodness, I thought this might be about me
>I am shit at starting conversations even when other people make the effort regularly
>>712684816
YOU. EVIL. BASTARD.
>>712685050
Yea, I know. Just want something of a way to bring it up. Atleast a way I can start a convo that may lead to it.
I'm on a rock that is moving 360 degrees constantly in the same siffeent different directions.
>>712680706
This past Halloween I got my wife drunk then had her blow me and my best friend.
>>712685233
I would just kinda say it since conversation is hard to come by
Been getting off on pizza for about two years now. Desperately trying to break the cycle because too afraid to seek help for it. I hate myself every time I so much as look at it and yet I feel I can never truly be free. Going good so far though.
>>712685544
It's not like she shy's away from us talking once I get her going. We've gone for 5+ hours easy
It's just that I always initiate, and its so sporadic.
I kinda want a way I could lead it that why, without being so blunt with it from the start
My friend just texted me "you don't love me anymore." Been trying to fuck her since day one, I've been ignoring her a bit these past few days. What do? Not sure if she's serious or just wants attention or whatever.
>>712685711
can you transition to something slightly less fucked up like loli or does it not work for you?
>>712685711
>pizza
There's nothing wrong with pizza. I assume you mean the cheesy variety?
>>712685711
You sound like me when I was in my early/mid 20's. I eventually accepted it's just a part of who I am but that one thing doesn't entirely define me. To keep my moral compass from completely disintegrating, I walked the tight line between gratifying my sexual attraction and keeping it legal; I only check out clothed, non-sexual models. Lastly, I've been able to further rationalize my proclivities as a hebephile as being more of a social faux pas than a mental disorder, something that you may or may not be able to do depending on where you fall on the chronophilia spectrum I guess.
>>712680706
I don't think pizzagate is real, but I still post on threads like it's 100% real
>>712686020
Loli just doesn't do it for me. Been cold turkey for about a week now. More determined than ever to break the curse.
>>712686052
Much to my regret, yes.
I would never actually touch a child myself because God damn that would just be wrong. Something about seeing it makes me disconnected from the fact they're actually humans who are suffering.
>>712685973
She feels your try hard getting soft. Try harder [rape] or gtfo.
>>712686171
Oh, so you are one of the autistic fucking nignogs in that thread.
>>712686321
Have you tried bestiality, I was starting to go the dark path as you then I found out chicks getting fucked by dogs really fills in that need for weird perverted shit to fap too
IDK, watching a grown woman suck a dogs dick is much hotter then little girls
>>712681583
listen to this fella.... legit
>>712686137
Mid 20s for me.
I tend to get more turned on by teens, specifically 14-18 but the videos I've watched are often younger.
I think that i get off on the fact it's taboo than actual sexual attraction, but for teens, it's definitely sexual.
>>712686373
Yeah, but I don't feel bad. I very well could be helping to ruin peoples lives. It feels like old /b/ again
>>712686373
Your us3 of Nigger and autistic trigunned me. Enter Vash The Stampede.
>>712686538
I've seen some dog/girl vids and it gets me off a bit. Has to be an attractive girl to do it though.
That's why I think I get off on the taboo, not the actual acts or those involved.
>>712685973
she wants attention, and missing it for a few days has made her realise she enjoys it. You can probably leverage this into fucking if you work at it.
she's come to you wanting attention, you can call the shots of the kind of attention you give.
>>712686863
Interesting. Elaborate more possibly? Help a virgin get his dick wet. And what exactly do you think I should say to that?
Btw her and I have hooked up before
>>712687055
If you had hooked up with her before you wouldn't be a virgin though. What the fuck?
>>712687204
I haven't fucked her. Came close though
i have a huge crush on my cousin. she is so fucking sexy and makes me so hard. i want to fuck her so bad.
im fucking my best friends gf
>>712686589
Everyone does ..
Most are scared to admit it
>>712686321
I am just the same. I hate what cheese pizza does to me. Loli doesn't do shit for me as it's cartoonish. I have a genuine sexual attraction to adolescents and above, but cheese pizza has taken me younger. Bjs specifically just do something to me I can't describe. I too often felt a disconnect with performers in porn, going back to when I first started using standard porn back at 10 years old. When I was first exposed to cheese, that disconnect was there as well. I didn't see groomed and used, was in that fantasy world where it had to be loving and consensual. But I hate it now. I am always fighting to never use again. I literally hate myself when I relapse.
>>712687711
Exactly the same here. BJ just invokes an indescribable ecstacy in me and I hate every fibre of my being for it every time I relapse. Longest I went was three weeks. I'm more determined than ever to break out of it, especially given I want to follow a career in paramedic science.I want to purge myself of any sort of thought like that and ensure it never surfaces again. Got about 8 months to battle it out in my mind once and for all.
>>712684816
get your butthole ready anon, anomalous is cumming, we never forgetti, you'll pay for your crimes, criminal scum
>>712680706
I put on a pirates prop beard as a joke and my legally blind gf liked it so i now have to wear it every day.
>>712688166
grow a real one
>>712687605
This is the first time I've ever spoken about this and I'm honestly terrified. Just feel like I need to get it off my chest and this thread just sorta...spoke to me. Felt like I might actually get somebody who understands rather than the usual "kek faggot" bullshit you normally get on this site.
>>712688260
I cant. Im really a woman and just use a fresh banana during sex.
>>712688627
: ^)
you're fucked then
>>712688042
I escaped for a long time, maybe nearly a year, but not fully apparently. I was mainly lurking Younow and occasionally chatting and being somewhat normal. I felt less bad about this because I never deceived, I was just good at finding where teens (the age that attracts me the most) wanted to show themselves and feel sexy for themselves. I mean I was still a "bad guy" then as far as society is concerned, but I felt better, never catfishing or treating anyone wrong. But one day I saw a broadcast on Hangwith that some capper was running. And he showed some real stuff and FUCK it got me again. I still lurk liveomg.com for streams mostly, but I've been in a constant struggle with the other stuff again. I have literally wanted to die a few times.
>>712687055
if she's coming to you, you get to steer things in a slightly more sexual direction.
I'm not saying dive straight into talking about how much you like to fuck, but some flirty comments and a little bit of innuendo helps a lot and you can see how she responds.
If she's into it you can gradually push it a bit further, and if she gets scared off early you can just back down to whatever the fuck you normally talk about.
think of it as a trade. right now you hold a resource she wants, and you're just figuring out what she's willing to exchange for it.
>>712687403
Okay, you meant you almost hooked up with her then. Hooking up with someone refers to actually fucking them. Not fingerbanging them in the back of your mom's car or whatever.
>>712680706
I can suck my own dick, is it small?
>>712688960
I've heard it used both ways. And she was in my bed completely naked, don't ask me how I didn't seal the deal
I'm gonna be a multi millionair
I'm already making more than I can spend? Jelooos? You fuckin shud be
>>712688330
I'm a hebephile; I'm attracted to early adolescence. The way I've come to terms with it is this:
If they have forming hips to facilitate childbirth, budding breasts to nurse their young, and ovulating to produce offspring, then it's biologically relevant therefore psychologically sound to be attracted to that. Fortunately, the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual for Mental Disorders (DSM-V) sort of agrees. Hebephilia was brought up to be included as a mental disorder but was ultimately rejected (whereas pedophilia proper, the attraction to prepubescent persons, is a disorder). Their conclusion was they did not want to pathologize a reproductively logical attraction. Therefore, it's simply a social stigma--and an unwarranted one at that as it stems from (a) misguided understanding of childhood sexuality and (b) is rooted in moralistic absolutes rather than debatable, social ethics--and not a psychological dysfunction.
i sucked my own cock when i was 15 and i swallow my cum hmmm i was amazing but my back and ribs hurt like fuck then
>>712688891
Fuk sake dude pull a woman
>>712688944
Good shit anon, like the advice. If you got anything feel free to post it
>>712688891
Don't die btw, unless you do it here, paedophilies r smurt
>>712689556
not sure what I'd be posting, what you say depends on what she says
>>712689209
You're the prophet muhammad
For you:
>>712688891
this as well:
>>712689209
>>712680706
I know something that the nation doesn't about something that made national news in 2009.
>>712689756
No you don't.
I am The Crumb.
>pic related, it's me.
>>712687488
She's really hot.
Thanks for the help guys. Wish I could stay longer and talk about how my messed up childhood has probably had some effect on my sexual attractions but it's 3AM and Britfags gotta sleep.
Peace out, fellow hebeanons.
Has anybody seen Sarah Conner?
>>712689701
I haven't texted her back. Don't really know what to say, that's why I came here
I had sex with my girlfriend's best friend, what do I do
>>712689846
Yes huh you little fuck face!
I have gender identity disorder but I can't get a sex change because I have Dedicated my life to the German Volk, and the saviour of the German People shall not be some dumb queer
I need to tell my GF about my STD any ideas?
>>712689388
Maybe some day I will have something to offer and a realistic chance.
>>712689720
I know what you are saying. I agree. I have ran into you in other threads too. I don't have a problem with my attraction to that age range. I just hate the draw of cheese that that does not apply to; I don't understand it quite honestly when the performer would not physically be attractive to me independent of certain acts. I would never consider sex with someone not physically and emotionally ready. I could develop romantic feeling for someone very young as the boundaries of loving and caring/in love can blur for me. It fucking hurts me deep down when I have just seen such a young person taken advantage of in a moment of weakness.
>>712690111
I'd probably respond by saying you can arrange for some love if she needs it, but idk how you usually talk
>>712687488
fuck. moar anon.
>>712691366
Glad u like her. She makes me fuckin diamonds.
>>712690308
Your girfriend's best friend, apparently
>>712691270
Yeah something like that could work. I feel like she has lost interest lately and I've just been giving her space, may just be over thinking though
>>712681077
absolutely. secret, don't be a douche. Don't ridicule the other guy, constantly pointing out what an insufferable jackass he is. that is surefire cockblockage on your own cock. Be respectful, but not a simpering ducky. Be there when she needs you, but don't be a doormat. Be a gentleman, but put your own interests first. Be the man any woman would want to be with. the other guy will disappear. Unless you're unnaturally ugly. If that's the case, grovel.
What's a part-time thing that could earn me some money?
>>712692418
>a job
>>712692191
maybe, maybe not. might have been trying to keep her distance and shit went wrong and she wants the attention again, might just realise she's been too distant and be wanting to make contact again.
The other likely option is she likes to keep a couple of guys on the leash as 'options' and she's going to talk to you exactly enough to keep it that way. If that's the case you lose nothing from trying to up the game, it forces her to up hers if she wants to keep you around.
Smoke cigarettes. No one in my family knows. Not even my girlfriend knows.
I'm very thorough in hiding it but even still its only a matter of time until they find out. Family will be disappointed because lung cancer killed my grandfather, and my girlfriend doesn't like smokers.
Sounds fucking gay but it works wonders with my anxiety and relieves a lot of tension and stress when every other conventional method I've tried has failed. Still have no idea what to say when the truth inevitably spills.
>>712693037
This looks stresfull..
>>712692581
I think its the latter tbh. How would I go about stepping up the game? Being more sexual, or flirty?
>>712693142
That's the ironic thing. I'm stressed and anxious about the whole situation yet smoking helps relieve the stress and anxiety.
This girl and are really into each other but i know she wants more and i knw we are like oil and water.
I've been catfishing this dude for 5 months now. I wanna stop but I just don't know how. I don't want to just disappear.
>>712693171
yep. if her aim is to keep you leashed in case, then she'll do just enough to make that happen.
You job is to make it so the minimum is flirtier and more sexual than it was previously. You dont have to ignore her (though a bit of that helps), but responding positively and quickly when it's of a more adult nature and being a bit more distant for casual chatting helps get her used to it.
You've had a nice gap, now is a great chance to force a more flirty conversation when she's less likely to fight it.
>>712688891
so basically you like watching teen camwhores but sometimes get the urge to watch actual CP. is that it?
Step daughter stars at my dick and tries to secretly bump into it and touch it. I ignore it. My fear is when she gets older it won't stop. I take it as her being young and curious.
>>712693725
Thanks anon.
>>712682386
35 isn't "mature". Just act like a normal human being.
>>712682386
>younger men are immature
They are. It's not your maturity that matters, it's your erection.
>>712694220
Sadly yes. I'd like to get away from it all, but it's that urge that fucking kills me.
>>712693408
how did you go about it?
I got wasted and fucked the unimaginable at a swapping party
>>712694373
anytime fam. just remember that you cant let her think you're 100% after her or she'll stop putting any effort in.
bump
>>712695109
For real thanks
Why the hell am I so stuck on her?
Even though nothing will probably not happen, I can't shake that possibility.
And its not like no signs are occurring. In fact so many small things point at something possibly occurring. But for whatever reason, she is seemingly unable to allow this to move forward. Even with me making the first moves, and showing that I am interested...
Maybe she is just stupidly Socially Anxious? Or just nervous for what ever reason else wise.
Fuck if I know. Just want some sort of answer. Either to tell me to continue in trying, or to just let her go.
This is the stuff she does towards me.
>She is shy, and kinda doesn't acknowledge me unless I say something, then we can talk for a good while without issue. This is even when it is just us standing next to each other before class.
>Does not initiate texts, but is willing to talk for hours with detailed replies once I get her going
>I have seen her looking at me from a distance, sometimes locking eyes. (Once she began to crack a smile)
>When I asked for her number, she took my phone and punched it in. (It was the actual number, obviously)
>When I asked her to grab lunch the first time, she said she was busy that weekend, so I offered up Monday, which she accepted.
My ex gf's 12yo sister regularly watched us from the doorway fuck and one night I faked a nut in my gf and went into her room she jerked me till I blew it on her chest
I've been dating this girl for almost 3 years and have her completely convinced that I'm a blueberry. She has no idea I'm actually a potato!
i like incest.
I got busted for DUI two months ago. Made me realize alcohol is not for me.
I went to a local LAN-party with my friend, smoked some pot and played some shit. About 4 am i woke up in my chair to the sound of 5 guys and 5 girls singing along to bohemian rhapsody, and i thaught it was so fucking cosy.
How do one become a genuine human beeing with feelings and shit? I swear to god i want more cliches in my life. I dont know if this makes sence.
>>712681077
>tfw suppressing a huge thing for best friend's gf
>tfw I wish they would break up so you could swoop in
>tfw she's super sweet and has huge boobs
She's the closest I get to any emotional intimacy in my life.
I've started using cocaine regularly, im scared of becoming addicted.
>>712698815
Like every day or just on weekends?
>>712696701
sounds almost like an issue that i'm having but i already had a relationship that has seemingly fallen apart now.
i've looked at this from i feel like all angles and you never will really know the answer until the other party comes out and says it directly without a bullshit answer and that is so damning if you can't get that. maybe she had a past trauma, or maybe she's just not feeling it but still trying because she sees your effort so she could be in some way faking it to make it. there could be a lot of positives but no one will know unless there is direct communication and that can be so hard to achieve.
>>712694223
im dating this mum at the moment I'm 27 shes 38 and her three daughters are thirsty as fuck for me, it is scary. The youngest one is 11 and she always comes out after a shower nude and gets in my face and lays all over me. She has little genuine tits developing and a bit of a fuzz going on. It is ridiculous. I've been getting diamonds sometimes and grinding it on her almost instinctively and she loves it.
>>712698949
like everyday. before school, between classes, at home.
>>712699066
Yea I think that it is that she is so socilalllly awkward. She's got only pop a few periods and constantly seems lto) that paper professors like friends past well.
And trauma wise, she did loose her home during a hurricane and hasn't had it rebuilt yet and it has been four years already
>>712681515
Take my advice, anon.
From the way you wrote "Friend" I came to the conclusion that you probably like this girl as more than a friend?
If you try to have a conversation and she replies slowly and with short sentences she is probably not interested in you at all and would rather avoid you.
On the other hand, if she is very talkative whenever you find a chance to interact with her she probably regards you as a friend and if you're her type something more may come out of it.
Either way, don't say anything to creepy or intrusive or she'll talk to you even less.
The best thing to say would probably be "I really enjoy talking to you! We should talk more"
>>712680706
My and my gf borderline abused her best friend
>>712699368
living the dream man, living the dream
how old are the other two kids?
I'm surrounded with the crippling reality of all my closest friends getting gfs and moving on, leaving me by myself with my thoughts and isolation. I've convinced myself no one will ever love me and it's given me irreparable damage to my confidence and overall happiness.
Whats the easiest way to fuck cougars? I started working at a grocery store part time and I really want to fuck older women but don't know how to approach them without spilling my spaghetti everywhere
>>712699902
True. When we do talk, there may be some delay from when I send something to when she reads it. But then the replies seem to be a bit on the longer side.
I guess u could try what you said. I'll probably message her tomorrow.
>>712699933
>>712699368
I need more on these two
>>712699955
Yeh it is still scary though, 11, 13 and 15. The 15yo is a little shithead and I reckon if I produced my pole at any time around her she'd give up the dream. But the 13yo is a little fucktart, wears tiny undies and bra all the time around me.
I'm incredibly attracted to adolescent guys and think that the young male body can be one of the most beautiful things.
Probably going to just get things I've heard before. My now ex girlfriend broke up with me two months ago. Our relationship was great, but one day all of a sudden she said she wanted to end it. She said then I wasn't paying her enough attention and I later found out that she thought I wanted her just for sex. Also this is coupled with the fact that I couldn't see her as much because I'm going to college now. I'm just so depressed/ b/ when the day ends I am just unhappy now, I still think about her daily, and want her back or something. I am just consistently sad, and still don't understand why she left me, how she stopped loving me so quickly
Been in a couple spur of the moment relationships. They bore me to death at this point and the only woman I really have any sort of feelings for is in a relationship with a douche. Had feelings for 3+ years, very certain she knows about it. I'm not even beta, I just hate the fact that the only girl I want to be with probably doesn't reciprocate what I feel. I'll most likely move on, in time.
>>712700866
Get the woman back with a knight in shining armor moment
>>712701069
What do you even mean by that
>>712700629
then even if you don't do anything, at least you can creepshot for your later enjoyment .
if they're all behaving like this, odds are you aren't the first. one of their moms exes taught them what kind of attention to seek from a man.
>>712684816
Why do you do it?
>>712701240
If she's worth putting your heart on the line for then do it, buy her a dozen roses and tell her how you feel. If she truly wants you and understand you're not using her for sex then she'll come back to you
>>712700587
Well, not so much abuse as much as took advantage of. My gf was bi and so was her best friend so they didn't mind fucking each other. Eventually my gf and I decided to just use her as a fuck doll for our pleasure
>>712685711
What's pizza?
I just wanted you to know what it's like to have to keep your mouth shut and move on without being able to do anything about it....needless to say you failed.
>I've had to do exactly that numerous times now.
>What makes you so great?
>>712690763
Yeah tell your gf you have a STD.
>>712702046
CHeese
Pizza
>>712701596
>if they're all behaving like this, odds are you aren't the first. one of their moms exes taught them what kind of attention to seek from a man.
Yeah I was thinking that. Partner is going to the US on business in March next year and I will be alone with them and I think the pole might have to make an appearance.
>>712680706
God/Jesus and Mary set me up with a deathtrap that can only be described as apocalyptic or militarized and made me go through some hilosophical matrix bullshit
to this day I'm being exhorted as in extortion on "blessings"
I can see God and I'm about to die, and he's letting me know I'm fucked on all aspects of society
I don't rest in peace and my self as an angel is a proof of that, I never stop working or praying
he they fucked with me at carl's jr as in ben hurr come here you're peter you'rbread and its about money
I never stopped praying
he says he hates me to my face and that hes going to kill my family and put me in prison the CIA or torture me
plausible enough for me to say it at this point, fuck it
youre witnesses its about his retard money and food
fuck religion
neither do you rest in peace, youre all aliens almas en pena
>>712701798
She won't let me try, she has blocked me on Facebook and already has another boyfriend, though she doesn't even like him
>>712702195
Child...?
>>712702428
You said you're in college right? Drive to her goddamn house if you really love her.
>>712702552
Now your thinkin
>>712702424
And here, /b/, is someone with a proper case of schizophrenic delusion.
>>712702709
Fuck I used the wrong you're
>>712702642
I did, Damn woman was cold as stone to me, I fucking cried in front of her with no response
I bear the blood of genocides plural of them and several absolutions
[spoiler] none of you get to rest in peace
enjoy earth world enmity with God even if you make it they are fuck ups up there
stop posting and go fuck girls or get a life if they'll even let you
hug your families
there is no God the punk bitches in their folly got rewarded on the earth and on the world which is what fucking mtters in the first place
there is no sex up there but jerking off at mary
if those punk bitches are withouthope that's on me St Peter
I made sure to punish them for their actions meet the guy with the key you're fucked
>>712702017
sounds fine to me. if she was up for it, who loses?
>>712702237
maybe, but no need to wait that long. you can come out of the shower in a loose towel as well as they can.
>>712702853
Well better start movin on my dude
>>712702769
Oooh okey, the i confused me
>>712702897
Problem was, she was only 16 (I'm 19 and gf is 17) and I feel kinda bad because she picked up a couple of our bad habits
>>712703037
I've been trying, I'm just depressed been depressed ever since
>>712680706
Bye 4chan I just saw some dude eat an alive cat and I forgot what else my mind already repressed it
Oh yeah a guy shot himself in the head and he had a nose bleed from hell
b y e 4chan forever fuck this shit
>>712702424
learn english
>no gf
>no friends
>previous friends used/walked over me
>so many people owe me money
>no license or car because lazy pos
>not motivated enough to learn new web practices and actually excel at my career
>feelsbadman
I don't think anyone in my life knows just how much I want to fall asleep, and not wake up.
Thing is, I don't want to tell them, either. They all scream and cry and bemoan the notion that they won't live forever, but I just... I want that. I feel like it would be unfortunate, maybe even unfair, for them to hear that one of the most seemingly resolute and thoughtful person in their lives (or so I've been told every now and again), maybe, really kind of wants to kill themselves. That the person who smiles and jokes, doesn't even have a goal-oriented reason to smile, or live anymore.
I'm glad that's the case. I'm glad we don't live forever.
I mean... I grew up. I'm still growing, the years don't stop coming and going. The future is here, and by the time I care to notice again, it'll be gone. And most of my friends and family are already dead, while I make new friends here and there. So, there I am, living life for the sake of saving face and being in the moment, keeping a sense of normalcy for those who have yet to figure out what it's all going to be about, for themselves... but when I go home, and lie down in my bed in the dark, I just wish I could stay there.
I'd slit my throat. I'd take all of the painkillers/depressants I have my hands on. I'd drive 120 miles per hour into a concrete barrier. I'd set my self on fire, I'd jump from the chair with a rope around my neck.
I'd drown myself.
I don't really care how. I'd do it.
Regardless, I learned about all of the hereditary complications I can expect when I hit the later stages of my life. So if I don't do it, then biology will take a slow and heavy hand over me until I stop ticking. And, honestly... really.
Sincerely.
I just want to die. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow. But, some day. I like it to be over.
It just never seems like anyone within arms' reach will understand. Or that it matters to have them understand. I feel as if I'm better off not saying anything at all.
>>712703168
getting a bit more borderline but unless you got her hooked on heroin I don't have too many moral qualms
>>712703698
>all of the hereditary complications
Huntington's or GTFO
>>712700866
i've read all your posts about it...forget about her. as tough as it is, just forget about her. she's fucking someone else and has mentally moved on. furthermore if someone can be that cold to u why would u want to stay around, so she can do it again at a later time? (which she def will)
and btw she didn't break it off because she thinks all u wanted was sex, that's just her excuse to move on. it's the easiest way for her to do it because she can act as though the blame is on u and it gives her a legitimate reason (in the eyes of u and other people) to move on. she's lost interest for whatever reason and she wants to fuck someone else...and that's exactly what she's doing. and that's exactly what u should be doing.
i don't mean to sound like a dick, i'm telling u just the way i would tell either of my younger brothers or a good friend. i like to see people be mentally healthy and that relationship, if she's willing to treat u that way, is not healthy for u. move on. take it from an oldfag who's banged more pussy than u will in the next 10 yrs.
I fapped to this.
>>712704210
>>712703698
>I learned about all of the hereditary complications I can expect
>I learned about
>all of the hereditary complications
>I
>can expect
That being said, that part of the story is more complicated than I've let up on, so I wouldn't be surprised at all if I ended up with a disease that results in a real shit show.
>>712698303
just gotta put yourself out there and not be afraid to fail or look like a jackass. or be afraid and do it anyway.
i tell myself that shit when i hesitate agency in my own life. thing you gotta realize is you are already a genuine human being, you just aren't fulfilling what you want for yourself because life is scary n shit. we all scared bro, but we all here for each other too.
glad you saw the light with the DUI and will not do that again anon
>>712703765
Well we got her on oxy for one
>>712705269
ok that's something to feel a bit bad about
using her as your fucktoy though? thats fine
>>712698631
with love bro, don't let someone else's validation of you determine your worth.
it's cliche to say and hear but there are so many women, and so many of them are super sweet with huge boobs. let this one go and find another.
find validation and strength within yourself. find your own worth and the rest will fall into place
>>712704773
I just don't understand how I loved a person like that for so long. I didn't even like her at first, she loved me more. I just want to know why
>>712699764
you are already exhibiting addictive behaviors. if you're seriously concerned look into a treatment facility. there is no judgement there, only guidance and support.
I have sex at Disney fairly often
this one time i bumped a thread from page 9
>>712706722
you monster
>>712690763
OK so I told her I was exposed to Herpes a few years ago but that i was taking medicine for it and I had not had an outbreak in months.
She is pissed because we have had sex a couple of time unprotected and she has given me a lot of blowjobs. I want her to be the one but shes kind of freaking out.
>>712707453
i need help. i know.
I can't seem to function in society and it sucks. I was fine up until I turned 16, and started having these unprovoked panic attacks every day through my last two years of high school. I began to feel like I wasn't real and became very disturbed by these inner mental problems I was having, and eventually there was enough trauma to effectively afflict me with schizoid personality disorder. I have been trying every day for almost eight years to cure myself while fighting self-destructive and addictive tendencies, to no avail. I feel like my life was taken from me. I am very miserable on a minute-by-minute basis, every day.
Everyone else thinks I'm just depressed. I wish there were something I could do. I do not forsee a life worth living.
>>712680706
I'm secretly an alien from a galaxy in betelgeuse living illegally in the US.
>>712708178
>illegally
get out
>>712680706
I dated one of my high school teachers. I'm 22
the other day i got fucking black out drunk and pissed and shit the bed and will never tell anyone because thats embarrassing as fuck
>>712708178
>from a galaxy
>in a star
triggered
>>712680706
WEHASECR
ALLVEETS
/thread
>>712709022
happens
im a total loser. I've fucked up pretty much everything good about my life and it is way too much work and effort to even begin to get back on track. My only positive attribute is im too unselfish to kill myself
>>712687583
Just tell him and get it over with. Longer it goes on the more pain there will be.
Also by doing this you are not longer his best friend accept that
>>712685233
Really dude? C'mon you need to seriously just state it. Don't text either. You want to spark something then you take it. Ask to chill and get that pusssssaaaaaayyyyy!
I'm gonna need half your shit btw
>>712680706
I'm trying to get over a chick I only dated for 4 months after she dumped me while I was in Germany. I'm seeing a new girl now and trying to move on but it still get to me. Like what did I do wrong....
>>712705397
I'm In the same boat as you anon it's ok it hurts I know
Just stay strong man there's someone out there for you, give it time
>>712711253
THERE'S SOMEONE OUT THERE FOR EVERYONE! TECHNICALLY SPEAKING...ACTUALLY MORE WOMEN THAN MEN, NVM!
>>712685410
Cuckster
I want to fuck my sister because I have no gf and don't get any interaction aside from her, but I'm an ugly beta and there's no way she's attracted to me.
My only brother is 3 years older than me. He is diagnosed aspie. For the 21 years I lived with him he has been only torment, but I (and everyone else) was told to deal with it because he 'doesnt know any better he's a poor special snowflake a bloo bloo bloo.
He is the direct cause of my parents divorce 10 years ago and drove my mother to suicide. He FINALY got out of my life two years ago when he found a girlfriend in Finland and moved in with her.
For two months now that girl has called me shitfaced drunk every weekend to bitch and moan about what a horrible person he is.
I had enough and told that troll-slag to suck it the fuck up or kill that motherfucker but to stop bothering me about it because I already suffered 2 decenia of that autismal waste of biomatter.
The worst thing is, I feel more bad about yelling at some vapid innocent bitch more than I feel bad about telling her to kill my 'brother'
>>712686321
how old do you like it? How hard?
>>712712213
You should just try to get him with someone who will take care of him and not use him. That way you can use him and take advantage of his autism by making him do shit for you, or dressing him up in dresses or something.
Gf of 8 years.
I'm 24 now.
Love her and want to be with her but I feel like I'm not happy with her.
I feel like I want someone else, need something else.
We have grown to be different people, but maybe it's just me.
I don't get the same interests as her.
We connect on the human emotion, physical attraction, importance of relationships, and family.
Maybe those are the only things that matter.
We've been together so long.
She wants children before she's 30.
Rightfully so, it's not a bad decision.
But I don't think I'm ready for kids nor getting married.
Then again, it's still another 6 years.
Do I want to find someone who may make me happier?
This woman I've been with doesn't make me unhappy, but do I want to be with someone who may just be the result of just "settling" with?
We've been together for so damn long.
Maybe it's because I'm unsatisfied with my career choices that I'm like this.
I want to do more with my life but I can't with the current financial situation I'm in; her telling me that I needed to get off my ass and do something was beneficial to me but at the same time I didn't want to go into what she was telling me to do.
Its not like she forced me into this job, but I felt like I needed change.
I don't know what to do. I don't know want to waste her time. I just want her to be happy.
Let alone my personal interests, we are of a different religion. This has changed over the course of five years.
I've lost religion, she's stayed Christian.
Its not a drastic or severe penalty on our relationship but I feel like the values brought onto our future children will be vastly different.
We've been together for so damn long.
I don't want to end this. But I feel like I'm doing a disservice to both of us.
I don't want to end this. I feel like I need to end this.
I really want to cheat on my girlfriend of 5 years because she is vanilla as fuck but i know i shouldnt. i also am too ugly and socially awkward to attract another girl anyways
>>712712554
You'll never find a "true love", this is the best you're going to get. If you keep tossing whores away you'll end up with nothing but short term novelty gfs until you're too old to enjoy it anymore, then die alone.
>>712712755
muh dickery will be your downfall my man
I helped my ex gf to fuck a dog
>>712694223
how old is she?
I've had a rough year earning peanuts while self-employed. Finally bit the bullet and got on Unemployment benefits. I still do a bit of freelancing and have clients send money to my mum's bank account instead of mine without declaring it, under the agreement she would hold onto it for me so i can build up an emergency buffer.
The plan was to do this for >6 months before potentially going to uni next year. But mum somehow managed to spend the 600 i sent her so far...... on what? well, my youngest sister just had her graduation and needed her nails done... and xmas presents needed purchasing.....
No wonder she cant really be trusted with money and dad is reluctant to give her any (she doesnt work currently) and i suppose i can see her reasoning behind some of the purchases (fuel, food) but damn.... after white-knuckling my way through the last 4 years my bills and spending is totally under control and in comparison she just doesnt understand how all the little things add up.
Might have to send money to my dad instead, except he earns and pays tax so i dont want to risk him being caught out making false declarations of income....... What should i do?
>>712712213
Had a similar situation. One time I thought the same thing that he would be better off dead, next thing you know he chokes on his own vomit and a year later my father goes downhill and kills himself.
>>712700629
does the mom not care when the 11yo lies on you?
>>712681077
>is there any possible way i could make a girl interested in me, completely shifting her feelings towards someone else?
take a shit on her carpet
>>712703168
what are your habits? Worst shit you did with her?
>>712713261
It's funny you mention that. I really like to think I could just go and off the sack of shit myself but it would devastate my dad. Even without the dad-factor, I don't think I could go through with it.
>>712684346
>Unless you are a neck beard faggot.
>unless
implying anyone on /b/ could be anything but
>>712684463
and now she knows you're a faggot too
>>712684816
You're not wrong, anon, you're just an asshole.
>>712685410
and you thought it was the first time she's blown him
kek
I convinced an ex to finger her younger sister
>>712685711
it's ok. prison will make you go cold turkey
just ask Jared
>knew they v& his friend
>knew they would v& him eventually
>still kept the cp in the house
>>712714021
did you watch? how old was sister?
I have no idea if I'm starting to fall for my best friend or not. She's not into men and i always knew that. I made sure to never develop feelings for her. Unfortunitly, i recently lost my girlfriend. She passed away due to health complications. I needed someone to lean on. I chose my best friend. We started to get really close, my friend and I. Really close. We toled eachother everything. I realised how happy she made me. She was always there for me. She always cheered me up. She helped me through my loss. I want to think i have feelings for her but my mind tells me i dont like if im in denial. And no. I dont plan on talking about thus eith her (for now). I don't really need advice. Just need to get it off my chest.
>>712687488
>i want to fuck her so bad.
if you did fuck her, bet you would be so bad
>she'll laugh at how bad you are, anon
>>712689199
thanks Donald. now don't you have a transition to be running?
>>712714299
She recorded it each time and sent it to me. Her sister was 12 and she was 16
>>712680706
I'm about to get kicked outta college on attempt of cheating. I was thinking maybe lie to my parents and use the tuition money to travel Europe for a year
>>712714545
you keep those recordings? Did sister know you were seeing them?
How did you convince her to do it? Was it about making her sister happy or fulfilling your joint pedo incest fantasies?
>>712710824
Most likely you did nothing wrong. She may have just out of nowhere decided she didn't want to be with you. To quote Sheldon's mailman, 'Bitches be crazy.'
Want to have mff with wife but she's always saying no way.
>>712714860
Lost them quite a while back due to a drive crash.
The sister didnt know she recorded it, so she never knew.
I was always honest with her and just opened up about it, it turned out that she had always been sexually attracted to her dad and so when I spoke about this it wasnt too much to take in.
She actually wanted nothing more than to lick her sister out, and then have her do it to herself but it never got that far.
She did push things with her dad, and try to flirt with him with my permission, the end goal was to get him to fuck her.
my neighbor shat in my mailbox and the mailman delivered it somewhere
>>712682790
You are a terrible person
>>712713558
He could come around, my brother was about 27 and by that time he developed the competance of a teenager. He had started taking meds and for about a year and a half before he died he had his shit partially together. Still couldn't live without my parents watching him but seemed like he was becoming less autistic or something
>>712693037
sure seems to be causing a lot of anxiety, tension and stress for something that supposedly relieves your anxiety, tension and stress
>>712695055
faggot. pussy is pussy
>>712697339
There's nothing unbelievable in this story anon.
>nothing.
>>712698303
>About 4 am
sure it wasn't exactly 4:20?
>>712698815
you have too damn much money
>>712700401
AOL chatrooms
>I'm only serious
>think about it. they're cougars
They won't take me alive.
>>712680706
my secret is that my reply No. is 712680706
>>712702237
>"How could having sex with children POSSIBLY go wrong?"
It doesn't matter if they're into you. If ANYBODY finds out that you diddly doo'd one of them. You're as good as dead
>>712705019
the correct filename is instantregret.png
>>712707584
and you still haven't told her about the STDs? What else do you have besides the herps???
>>712713333
quads of truth my friend
>quads of truth
>>712714021
in the back of my mother's friend
>>712714545
time for her to start eating that pussy
>>712680706
>Secret / Vent / Advice thread
maaaaan i wish we had a board dedicated just for that
oh!
wait!
>>>/adv/
now GTFO
>>712718047
I wish she had progressed it that far, unfortunately it was just fingering
>>712717563
clue #2: they last longer and you can play with them more if you vacuum seal in between
>>712684431
>my friend
>negative
>obviously have some shit going on
>i don't care fuck him
nice going. some friend you are
frosted butts
I like to trip on dyphenhydramine (aka benadryl, zzzquil). most people who try it hate it but i genuinely like it.
>inb4 do real drugz faggit 10 year old!!1!
>>712709929
Story on Cinderella?
>>712718288
pic very related
I'm 19 and I've got stage 3 neuroblastoma and my family or boyfriend doesn't know. I don't want to die.
bompz
>>712718596
thats pretty rough
how can they not know if you're getting treatment?
>>712680706
How do I start being sleepy at night and not in the fucking morning
>>712718596
You will die, go talk to thel.
>>712719266
I denied treatment, I go in for checkups
>>712703293
bye newfag
>>712719409
well, fuck
whats the plan fam? how long do you have?
>>712719620
30% over 5 year is what they say
>>712719409
>I denied treatment,
>>712718596
>I don't want to die.
pick ONE
>>712720190
It's not that simple.
>>712719850
5 years isn't too bad to be honest.
what time does shit start to get real and affecting how you walk and think?
>>712720331
It won't affect my walking or thinking until the very end (metastasis), it's abdominal. I found out because I wasn't getting my period and I thought I was pregnant.
>>712712815
truth.
>>712712554
If she's not a whore, is genuinely invested and doesn't go distant on you (and leave, herself), you don't have bad domestic problems, and generally want the same things....I vote take the blue pill, work shit jobs, have babies. Or say fuck families, do as above and focus on money. You won't get enjoyment from doing much alone, and might just want that family by the time you're 31.
Wait, that's me. When I was 25, my wife was such a sabotaging bitch that I gave up on her and she cheated/divorced me. They go baby crazy and get real selfish real quick and go to the highest bidder who will do what they want. Look out for that. /allmyregrets
>>712720329
yes. it is.
>>712719312
don't take stimulants after noon, work out after dinner, jerk off before sleep if you need. Go to bed gradually earlier, set a fucking alarm to go to bed and obey it like you have a lick of self-discipline.
I miss her, but I know she doesn't care about me
>>712680706
im an ab/dl. im currently wearing nothing but a diaper and a t shirt
>>712720800
different anon here, i know quite a few people who have to set 5+ alarms that go off every 10-15 mins before they finally get the fuck up, when they could get an extra hour or so of sleep if they would just get up after the 1st or second one. makes no sense to me.
>>712720684
No, it's really not
>>712721180
you want to live? get treatment
You don't want treatment? you don't want to live
>simple as fuck
I got kind of forced by a guy to give him a blowjob and ended loving it when he pushed on my head and told me how to do it
>>712721250
Yeah okay thanks now it all falls into place, I don't want to live and I have cancer so it's all fucking perfect
>>712680706
Finally got the chance to hang out with this girl I really like. I've liked this girl for the past two years in college lmao. She's got a boyfriend but she said they're breaking up soon because he keeps cheating on her, so maybe my luck will shine. Fuck I hope I can be with this girl. She's literally perfect.
>>712721095
Yeah, just set it for the time you fucking know you're going to get up, people kid themselves.
but nah, I mean set an alarm at 10 pm that means go to fucking bed. Power off the computer and brush your teeth. Turn it back on if you gotta rub one out after a while.
I've programmed myself with a sleep switch, if I lay still and play "the game", only with any thought at all, meaning complete mental silence, after 5 minutes, I'm out even if I'm trippin acid.
when my friend/housemate pisses me off I block his wifi. sometimes for just a minute, sometimes for days. i tell him mine works fine, so it's probably something wrong on his end. sometimes i do it for the lulz like when he is skyping with a girl, funny as fuck.
>be me boy 6y/o
>bestfriend is boy 5y/o
>we start making out
>I am sucking his penis, without realising what im doing
>we are still best friends, both straight, never talked about it
I have terrible daddy issues because I grew up fatherless and I oversexualize men because of it. I hate being this fucked up and I honestly wish I died young.
>>712721611
Eh.....one of yall had to have known about sucking some penis before that.... sucks for one of yall.
>>712721530
i just go to bed when im tired, or at least 5 hours before i need to get up so i can try to get some sleep, which i usually do
>>712714301
You have started to fall for her anon.. If you accept it but cant deal with it, tell her and she'll let you down easy given the sexual preference. Otherwise it'll pass.
>>712680706Sup bitches. SUP BITCHES. It’s Chad Warden here. Aight, I’m talking bout that, PS Triple. The PS Triple I ain’t talking bout that wii. That wii? Shiiiit. Shit people p-people be talkin’ bout how it was all, new, and shit, but you know what I’m tryin to say? I’m tryin to say, is that…c’mon know, wii? C’mon, that c-that lil’ controller baby that looks like a dildo. Aight, I ain’t trying to play my games, with no Dil. Do. Aight, maybe if the game is like, y’know, Warioware, shove-it-up-yo-own-ass game, yeah I dunno, I dunno if there’s any minigames where you know, you have to shove it up yo ass. But…c’mon now, the wii? People trying to say that the, the PS3 copied the wii with a motion sen-uh…I don’ give a fuck. Shit, shit the wii, you know what they should copy? They should copy how to get good games. They should copy how to get good games from the PS3. Heh errybody knows, is that PS3 make the best games, knaw I mean nigga? I mean, c’mon, you got lil’ games I mean you got wii what, what you got, Legend of Zelda where you walk around with a lil’ bitch, and his lil’ bitch-ass sword, and lil’ shield, and he’s goin “HEH! HEH! HEH!” C’mon, who wants to play that shit? I needa shoot some niggas.
>>712721380
you're welcome
Watching porn has really turned my self confidence to shit and I think it's part of the reason why I'm so fucked up...and so unfuckable.
>>712721709
c'mere darling. Daddy's here for you.
>>712721877
proper advice from a /b/ro
>>712680706
Quit shitposting this gay thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKpfjVkmGvA&
I'm happy ass fuck but I still check my Ex's snapchat everyday, and her tumblr (inb4 fucking lol). She posts shit on there so I can have a decent idea of how shes doing. I don't talk to her anymore for the sake of my new relationship, the source of my aforementioned happiness, but I can't help but think of her sometimes. She was my first love, no doubt and seeing her in the last week finally getting to travel like she's always wanted to with a guy that's not me made my chest hurt cause of her, for the first time in a long time.
I don't think I'll ever be over this stupid girl.
>>712721380
Have you looked into alternatives to the treatments?
>>712722135
Jesus I should've read this over before hitting post. What a trainwreck of a paragraph.
Damn feel bro knows exactly what you mean
>>712721753
it was just poster's natural gay instincts. straight men instinctively fuck females, gays suck dick
>>712721271
no new developments? I'm holding out for a nice conclusion to this
>>712722496
yes! something did happen actually, i was able to go to a party with him
>>712685711
Do you hoard a huge collection? If so, delete it.
>>712722178
Yes, but they're all bull
>>712721709
this isn't a problem, you're set for life like that.
I might be lesbian but I might not be? Maybe bisexual? I currently have a boyfriend. By the way I'm a virgin. Never sucked a dick, never seen a dick in person, nor touched one (like groping wise). So here's the thing, yes he turns me on and we "grind" or whatever but I've never actually had an orgasm or gotten like extremely turned on. I was simply doing it to please him. I've noticed recently that girls have been catching my attention more and more. I'm so fucking confused I don't know what to do. Should I try to get more sexual with my boyfriend to find out if I like dick or what the shiiiiiiiiit.
>>712722671
tits or reported for underage
>>712722671
You type like a dude so either you're a dude or you're a dyke.
You're welcome
>>712722602
pls tell all, I want to know
>>712685711
http://get-help.stopitnow.org.uk/get-the-facts/useful-resources
I've been with my gf for 4 years now she has a doughter that is now 14 and she has been sleepwalking for 3 years of it. Some how her clothes come off sometimes and she does weird things.
>>712722929
have you told your gf?
>>712722895
i.. hm.. i feel kind of embarrassed to talk about all of it on here...
>>712721457
No, she won't. And judging from the way you're describing her, you're more than likely a beta orbiter, meaning that she will fuck half the world before she fucks you (if at all).
>>712723040
>anonymous
>embarrassed
what did he mean by this?
>>712681515
dude. really? you think NOT talking will do anything?
>>712723040
happy to take it private if you want anon, but I feel you'd be even less comfortable with that
Been crushing on this girl called Kim for over 5 years now. She had always led me on, been friendly when she needs me and I was so infatuated it was pathetic. She rejected me multiple times, telling me how she actually despises me. So many times I told myself to stop, and I did, but the thought of her always returns.
Her bff fell in love with me. I developed feelings for the bff as well, but I couldn't shake the feeling that deep down Kim mattered more to me, or that I only liked the bff because she was the closest I could get to Kim. My own close friend was in love with her bff too.
Her bff asked me to hold her hand one night when we were hanging out, and I told her that I can't. She told me to close my eyes, and then she leaned on my shoulder and slid her hand in mine. When I recoiled, she told me to pretend that she was Kim, and I did. I am disgusted with myself for enjoying it, and I felt that I had betrayed not only her, but my close friend and even Kim.
That was some years ago, and I have since lost touch and ties with them all. I have a girlfriend now, and things were great at first. But over the past 6 months, things have been getting really bad. I fell into depression and just couldn't enjoy the company of my girlfriend anymore. She's a nice girl but she can be really shallow and unintelligent at many times. Her fetish for live, natural childbirth has really affected the way I perceive her too, and I can't help it. She wanted to bring videos of childbirth into our bedroom, and I forced myself to fap to those videos, but I ended up losing all interest in sex as well.
She has been nice to me overall, but I just feel like I'm not happy with her anymore. She wouldn't let me leave her though. More and more, I'm starting to think about Kim again. I dreamt of Kim last night and I woke up in tears.
I don't know what's wrong with me. With all my psychological & relationship issues, I feel I'm letting everyone down. I feel like an unnecessary being.
>>712722985
Yes she knows about it. We both try to cover her up and take her to bed sometimes she's up in les then 30min. And lately she has been thinking I'm taking her cloths off.
>>712723223
i guess.. i dont know, it just feel weird that people are like waiting for my answer
>>712723459
its an ongoing saga, its like waiting for the latest installment in a soap opera
we've been with you this whole journey anon, don't hold out on us
