Faces of /b/ thread >I'm the dude
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>I'm the dude
>>712664230
which one?
>>712664303
very funny
>>712664303
kek
Yeah, answer the question. Which one?
>>712664303
/thread
This is me.
>>712664463
The one on the right obviously dickhead, my gf doesn't look anything like a fucking man
Its freakin cold up in my room
I'm 25 btw
>>712664570
>gf
Have you checked?
r8 xd
>>712664942
7/10 :)
>>712664230
Sorry OP I have used my super mind reading and found out its a guy
>>712664696
7/10 cewt
>>712664230
hi /b/
>>712665167
6/10
>>712664696
ahh the girl with no eyebrows that has nudes of her weighing 200 lbs
>>712665114
im less high here lol
Why r we doing this
>>712665249
tig ol bitties
>>712665247
Yeah ure good looking friend :) no homoes
>>712664913
yes and she's definitely a girl
>>712665300
Because we vape
>>712665384
vaping is just a little gay bro
>>712665167
want to come over to my house and watch the 30 current season anime episodes im behind on
>>712664570
She looks more like a clutch plate with all that metal in her face, dude.
>>712665495
kek
>>712665477
>trying this hard
>>712665244
>no eyebrows
Yea and?
>nudes
Impossible seeing as i dont take nude photos
>200 pounds
Lmfao more like 145
>>712665167
Kayla L
>>712665559
>being this desperate for attention
Yeah we know you're unattractive and fat, piss off.
>>712664230
More like
Feces of /b/
>>712665423
wut
>>712665649
Ive posted to prove a point moron.
And 145 isnt fat
>>712665684
Time to put it down. In the garbage. Forever.
>>712665740
It is on you. You look overweight. Your tits are in a major pushup bra so we know they're tiny so that doesn't help.
>>712664303
>>712664463
>>712664492
>>712664913
>>712665495
>>712665681
Fuck all of you, I bet none of you even have gf's, bet you have waifu pillows, wish I hadn't started this thread now, bunch of jealous haters
I really like dicks
>>712665854
Why do you give this much of a shit?
>>712665914
Because you're saying my gf looks like man ffs, grow up
>>712665988
I never said anything about your gf, stupid nigger
>>712665841
Im a C36 i dont recall that being small.
Im sensing mad beta faggot or ugly fem lol
>>712665873
we know
Hello fellow degenerates
>>712665854
>I bet none of you even have gf's
Yeah my wife's got a thing about that now.
But hey - you've got a back up throw out bearing now if you need one.
>>712665769
Vape transends sexuality bro. You can pry it from my cold, dead hands.
>>712666621
>>712664303
>>712664337
>>712664570
>>712665854
>>712665988
kek
>>712666100
Or you're just a delusional fatty
>>712665559
Don't listen to that fag I would impregnate you
>>712666773
facebook /ben.schobs
whatever, I don't give a shit, you can see she doesn't look like a man on any of my pics, just haters
Life before vape was a life I would rather forget.
>>712667053
Of course you would. She's already fat so getting pregnant would hardly make a difference
>>712665988
>post picture of self and spouse
>on a board with a mental age of around 12 (deliberately or otherwise)
>get ridiculed
>act surprised
You're either trolling or a pitifully insecure retard. Insecure about yourself and insecure about your gf. You'd also be a newfag which at your age, is pretty pathetic. Even more pathetic you're transparently attempting to prove your superiority to the rest of us by simple virtue of the fact that a member of the opposite sex isn't completely repulsed by you.
For what it's worth. she'd be kinda fuckable if for one, I were drunk and for another, she didn't have all that shit in her face.
>>712667181
Ah I get it. it's a personal army request in disguise.
That explains the fake butthurt.
>>712667374
>>712667686
Why do people bother with that shit?
>>712667686
Either that or a double bluff to get people to check out his "music"
>>712667761
And she's a hairless rat with flat tits and a huge sense of entitlement. I'd rather be alone than go near that
>>712666873
Lol yea okay whatever makes you feel better neckbeard
>>712667053
Eh its not really listening and thinking his words hold any ounce of fact..its more like pic related
>>712664890
Amazing, exactly the same face of my ancient co-inmate ! Perfect sosie,very disturbing.
Of course you can't be him, we are french, and he's dead in motorbike crash 2 years ago, but it is funny to see you.
>>712667898
Right because anyone who doesn't worship you must be a neckbeard. What a joke
>>712667771
>>712667846
Ben's obviously pissed him off and now he's trying to rile people up on here and pretending to be him in the hope there will be a backlash
>>712664230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtG_SV1BqQY
>>712668019
Might have worked, I already disliked 3 of his shitty Youtube videos
>>712668000
Oh no of course youre more than welcome to think im gross or whatever but you forget that its an opinion...not a fact.
When you have 100 guys saying your hot and then you have one neckbeard in the corner saying your not it aint really gonna effect you lol
Also youre free to post a pic of yourself since youre clearly so confident
>>712664696
Hood looks pretty cozy and warm but the rest looks too damn thin to actually provide warmth
>>712665300
Cause we wanna be validated by having people tell us they'd suck our dicks
>>712668479
Its a bit warmer than you think. Its my bfs so its a bit baggy so i can curl up inside it for extra warmth
>>712668285
Guys only saying it on the internet doesn't count. You need a reality check
>>712668565
I'd suck your dick. Sry I'm just average looking tho
>>712665249
Nice view you had there anon
>>712668831
>implying only the internet
You literally cannot be that stupid to assume that?
>>712664230
I see two dudes.
both gay
>>712669288
Just going by how entitled and egotistical you are. You're a pity fuck at best and I'm obviously not the only one who thinks so
Do your worst scrum of the earth
>tfw crazy hair
>>712669402
Lmfao all because im comfident in my appearance and like myself as a person makes me egotistical?
What a sad life you must live to think that as a bad thing.
All of what youre saying could possibly hold some sort of truth if i wasnt in a commited relationship with a man who wants to marry me.
A man that actually did start out as a fling and came to me and insisted on us being more after a year of just being "buddies"
So the fact that i have a man who already had me physically yet still wanted more actually can say quite a bit so if its a pity fuck then i guess hes really commited to it lmfao
You can try to lower me all you want but youre gonna see its impossible kid
Holy shit this is where the internet lives.
>>712670380
Guess he likes fat chicks, good for him. He has you so the rest of us aren't so unlucky. But he will cheat on you, no doubt. Nobody is gonna put up with you for long.
And no. It's because you refuse to acknowledge the sun doesn't shine out of your ass and you aren't God's gift to men.
Confidence is different than being simply arrogant. You're too stupid to see the difference
>>712670380
You're in a relationshipand post yourself on here. He must be a shitty bf
>>712670054
r u a boy
>>712671081
Yes
>>712670674
Expain to me the way you say i am. Because theres no evidence of that.
I already said youre free to think im gross or unattractive...its not like im forcing you or anyone to think otherwise.
But theres a difference between "i think youre ugly" and "no guys youre wrong and everyone who thinks shes pretty has a problem"
Thats literally you lol. You see how retarded that is?
In fact the only one here fitting to youre "thinking the sun shines out your ass" comment is you dear. You ckearly think your way of thinking is the correct way. Which is quite unhealthy.
I never claimed to be some sort of goddess. I have plenty of flaws but im not gonna dwell on those and let them create sone negative version of myself.
So the only arrogant one here is you kid
>>712664696
take it off and post that pic
>>712664230
Can I fuck your gf? Do a tits of /b/ thread!
>>712670987
He knows i post myself on here and hell i post pics of me and him on here.
Its faces...i dont post nudes nor do i even flirt with anyone lol
>>712671081
Im a manly man
>>712665873
You didn't need the words, you're picture clearly says tgat
>>712671269
Oh boy you're even worse than I thought.
I never said it's wrong for anyone to think you're attractive, did I? No. I just said you are not and you're egotistical about your appearance. Even everything you're bitching about in your comment right now is ridiculous.
Actually you claim it in every other thread, you always say you're attractive. You always say you have "this, that and the other thing" better than everyone else. Well you know what? It just goes to show you are a depressed little skank who pines for affection from people on the internet because you aren't getting any in real life. I've even seen you insult random females who felt confident in THEIR appearance. Newsflash, chick, you are a revolting person. You obviously don't have a boyfriend or a good life in general or you wouldn't be posting your mug on here. Fact.
Seriously, get over yourself and maybe one day someone will be able to stomach you.
>>712671384
This picture confuses me
>>712671680
Post ur tits plz
>>712671837
Don't have any.
>>712671680
Im bot even gonna finish reading that because i never once say "yea im attractive"
I might say it if someone says something.
Like.of course if they say something to try and attempt to make me feel like im not then ill be like "bitch please i know i look good" and again...whats wrong with thinking you look good?
In fact ive NEVER just jumped in a thread like "hey guys im hot and your wrong if you think im not" i come in just talking about random shit. Its been other anons who start talking about other things
ITT /b/ is now selfie taking degenerates.
>>712671835
What is there to be confused by?
Im obviously an alpha male breh
>>712671878
Oh rly? Huh. Thought you had to be a chick cause only bitches get so catty at other chicks, just ask for the tits or gtfo, why you wasting so many words on it?
>>712671384
Man or woman, you're gorgeous love.
Rate?
>>712672087
If someone so much as gives their opinion about your looks you get defensive and claim how stunning you are. It's just sad.
TL;DR the rest
>>712672159
Wouldn't want her saggy tits.
>>712672149
Acting like this kind thread is new, cmon bruh
>>712671680
Also ive never insulted other females on here so now i know your just a shitty troll attempting to make up shit lol
Also me and my bf.
>inb4 hes ugly no wonder he couldnt do better than you.
Because clearly thats gonna be the only insult im sure youll come up with lol
>>712672176
7/10
I like your floofy hair
>So one's passport alleges...
>>712672374
More like you call people neckbeards as an insult and that's exactly what he is, crossed with a hipster. Hm
And that's bullshit - you did that in this thread implying I was a girl. If a girl thinks you're unattractive, she must be ugly and jealous. Fucking kek
And I have seen you target other girls, "tits or gtfo" for them even. Just shut up you dumb shit.
>>712672303
You look like a scrawny Tony Pitts
>>712672383
Cheers, thanks mate
>>712664230
You look like an emo, slightly bearded Frank West.
>>712672532
Inb4 she says she wasn't the one to say that and you say that posting the reply proves nothing
>>712664230
>>712672585
I can see the similarities.
>>712668285
you're kind of incredibly pathetic
>>712672749
She always denies everything she says because she's twofaced. I once showed her a nude she posted of herself when she was fatter and she denied the shit out of it even though you could tell it was her.
>>712671216
you're pretty
>>712672201
Once again...theres a difference between "youre ugly" and "youre ugly and anyone who thinks different is wrong"
I tend to get the latter.
But even.if someone says just "youre ugly"
I either dont acknowledge it and dont reply or i repky with something like "okay thanks for your opinion". Depending on my mood.
So once again...youre being a pretty shitty troll.
If you are indeed serious and believe the words youre saying then you need to also realize that other people can and have posted my pics before. If youre not new here then it should be obvious.
Ive seen plenty of anons post pics either saying shit like "dubs and ill post nudes"
When clearly i never post nudes....or some saying "im so fucking hot and you are all beta faggots".
I can go on and on..ive seen plenty. So if you think youre seeing me all the time the chances are you might not be. Especially considering with these past few months ive been busy and im hardly here anymore
>>712672791
It's fat delusion
>>712672255
It's def getting more common. Look how slow paced /soc/ r8 threads are. Major container leak.
There you go again. Assuming your own gender like a mawfucka
>>712664942
post better pics
>>712672849
I know, but I'm not that guy, I was just beating him to answering the question
>>712664986
Poorly lit af....
>>712672374
you look fat in that pic
>>712667219
college frosh?
>>712672884
Except you didn't say any of those things, you went on a bitchfest. Once again, you're a lying shithole.
And no, I only ever see you on faces of /b/ threads, talking exactly like this with your head up your own ass.
>>712672923
I wouldn't know, never checked out any other boards tbh
>>712672990
Because she is fat
We need more rates in this thread.
>>712672884
you should probably kill yourself
>>712673111
Just more evidence females think they're better than males.
>>712672532
Lol oh man i gotta tell him that someone that he looked like a hipster. Thats pretty funny.
I implied you were a girl because jist like the other anon said...typically its girls who get as catty as youre getting. Ive encountered other girls before so excuse me if youre acting like one.
And are you really saying that i told a girl "tits or gtfo" before?
Firstly, LOL because i never post tits so why would i tell another girl to?
Secodnly, you cant even tell who says what half of the time because we dont have IDs or anything
Rate me please.
>>712664986
you that new jersey dude?
>>712673257
Your conversation is boring now and everyone is telling you to kill yourself or calling you pathetic.
To your ego: Even if you are conventionally attractive, your stellar personality makes you a 2 at best.
>>712673315
8/10
>>712672832
Lmfao i dont post nudes and ill tell you that all day because its a damn fact. Hell ill post a screen shot of my phone and not one nude pic.
Plus i was never "heavier" than what i am now.
Why can you not just admit and realize this shit is incorrect?
Why are you so not into admitting youre wrong?
I can throw proof upon proof yet here you are afraid to even post a face picture
>>712673257
>i gotta tell him that someone that he looked like a hipster.
>pic related
He actually looks like the guy on the left
>>712673579
would help if I actually attached a picture
>>712672303
7/10
>>712673351
>everyones saying kys
1 person lol
>>712673539
>you are afraid to even post a face picture
I don't need to justify myself to you, skank. You're not worth that in the least.
>Hell ill post a screen shot of my phone and not one nude pic.
What is delete?
And yes you were because you said in a thread you lost weight, holy shit. And that WAS you because you posted a picture of looking a bit thinner than the one you posted in this thread.
Was some stupid cartoon marvel whatever shirt and PJ pants.
>>712666418
>wife
you can't marry body pillows
>>712673766
>OR CALLING YOU PATHETIC
How fucking dumb are you?
Your existence is tragic.
>>712673644
evan?
>>712672152
Im gonna need some proof of that claim
>>712673952
Negative
>>712673257
You seem to have this conversation every time you're in one of these threads. I've always taken your word for it that you're you cause you're very consistent but I dunno why you'd put up with it constantly. You may just be a stubborn troll after all. Either way I appreciate the pics, as you were then
>>712673644
Post pic wearing basketball shorts plz
>>712674101
She's dumb, that's why.
>>712674024
Behold the body of a true alpha
>>712673786
Onve again "what is no IDs?"
Ive had people respond to others in threads acting like me
Holy shit you cannot be this dumb.
For the first time in forever im actually sort of tired lol ive never encountered someone as retarded as you. If you wanna think i post nudes and talk shit to girls then whatever lol
Youre fucking delusional as fuck.
And until you post your face i will always think you are fucking hideious and/or a girl
>>712673005
Nope. I ended up my education
>>712674066
what then??
>>712674159
You can't fool me, your clearly her bf and you're double team trolling this thread cause otherwise it's just a bunch of faggits rating each other and wishing they were near enough to suck dicks
>>712674252
I'd fuck you, I'd fuck you hard
>>712674283
You use the "No IDs" thing as an excuse every time.
You know what? Go ahead and keep sniffing your own farts. I bet they smell pleasant since you're such a delusional fat cunt.
I was actually having a conversation with you that day and the details of your life were as consistent as they are in this thread. You also posted a picture without makeup that was just a portrait sort of thing. No body. And you were talking about your alopecia.
Fuck sake woman.
>>712666693
why do you have a shit tier vape?
If it isn't tiny, yihi, DNA, or 200W+ capable, its junk
Well that or its a 1 of stabilized wood mods thats a few grand. Thats just shit
>>712673223
nah I'm a girl too, she's a special kind of cancer
>>712674612
oh bb
She makes the rest of the females on this board look bad.
Confidence is sexy in a girl. Arrogance is fucking hideous.
>>712674440
B-but thats gay bro
>>712673766
kill yourself
>>712674404
you caught me. i'm her nignog bf
>>712664230
You're ugly as shit and the bearded woman is hidious
>>712674764
Fuckin knew it, thanks bruh. That'll put me a step closer to detective badge
>>712665873
Hey i like your cute face.
>Be like me
>Post pics of cute fem man boy ass
> Ask to get raped lmfao!!
>Lead on audience for shill level
> Post pic of wife
>Receive flood of shit post responses
> Cry a little
> Come back later to get my sissy ass checked again.
Sorry no pic this time only post bod shots.
>>712674923
what is this
