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Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>712656818
カラミチーマス
Does anyone own weeb merchandise IRL?
Shiro claimed.
Seriously, why delete at 149 pictures?
>>712656238 (Blue Loli)
>lazy
Ah well, I guess it really wasn't worth the time for that little joke that can only be used once.
>lewd
Although I obviously didn't post any lewds in this thread, I wouldn't mind if you did. By which I mean: keep it coming.
>>712656300 (Chara)
>keine Orden, es gibt Prüfungen
... wieso?
War das alte System zu sehr auf Wettbewerb ausgelegt, und das geht nun wirklich gar nicht in unserer progressiven Gesellschaft?
>>712656535 (Random Lowlife)
I thought you reached Sachi level, but it turns out you are just a normal friendless, wizard.
>>712657237
I do.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
>>712657237
You mean like a dakki?
>>712657177
fuck. I created a thread like 32 seconds after u.
dammit.
Will delete in an moment
Fuck happened to last one?
Cirno claimu
>>712657295
I didn't delete it, I got banana'd.
Claiming most perfect
>>712657220
>>712657320
What?
>>712657336
Anything, figurines, dakki's, physical copies of manga or anime, etc.
>>712657422
Claim
>>712657295
I'm not as bad as sachi
>>712657376
y tho?
>>712657539
What about anime themed onaholes?
Asking for a friend.
>>712657698
At least that we can agree on.
>>712657573
>>712657295
>>712657698
>>712657752
i have crippling autism :(
>>712657698
are you neet or just a normalfag?
>>712657237
I do. When I was younger I used to buy physical copies of any anime or manga I liked, and I still have all the ones I bought.
https://youtu.be/mNWJ7CNK8TI
>>712657295
>Ah well, I guess it really wasn't worth the time for that little joke that can only be used once.
Sorry, I musta missed a joke.
What?
>Although I obviously didn't post any lewds in this thread, I wouldn't mind if you did. By which I mean: keep it coming.
Whadduya mean? I don't post anything lewd, baka. This is a Christian thread
>>712657539
Figures, manga, physical copies of anime, keychains etc.
I don't have a daki though, yet.
(Random pic related)
>>712657824
>>712657836
I'm not a normalfag so i guess i'm a neet if that's the only other option
>>712658017
asl?
>>712657237
DVDs, Death Note manga, does gaming figurines count?
>>712657950
Eight Cards, Eight Cards, Eight Cards.
>>712657836
Silly anon, that's not how you spell depression!
>>712657909
>what
I was replying to you saying you didn't want to spend the extra time to animate that gif.
>Christian Thread
You are right. If Jesus can do naked hardcore bondage then so can we!
>>712657950
you know what I enjoy MOAR than repetition?
Trains.
Let's get a Trains convo up in this Caboose.
How bout that Santa Fe Super Chief, eh?
>Trains will never be this good looking again
>>712658385
>naked hardcore bondage
... you say?
>>712657922
This came in the mail today. Does it count?
>yui
>>712658280
>>712658385
sachi cured my depression but made memore autistic
>>712658280
https://youtu.be/mNWJ7CNK8TI
>>712658505
What else would you call that stuff he did on his cross? Was some guro shit tbh.
>>712658539
You should have stayed depressed.
>>712656187
Doesn't read or something like that
>>712656300
I've been alright, how are you doing?
>Pokemon tomorrow
>>712658731
but now i have a loving wife
>>712658731
>Was some guro shit tbh.
Not into guro, tbh famalamadingdong
but how bout this kinda stuff?
Don't do waifus, but I would smoke a bowl with her any day.
Claiming.
Alice2 will be mine, forever and always.
>>712659151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAvOK7xPBDI
>Best girl
>>712659151
Good evening.
>>712659130
Good evening.
>>712658095
What?
>>712658539
Ok
>>712659591
Hello. How are you?
>>712658850
Does autism always come with delusion?
>>712658898
>guro
Yea, I don't really see the appeal. Same with snuff.
>this kinda stuff
Wew lad. But why the feet tickling? How does that contribute to pleasure?
>>712658608
>>712658515
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THATS MY WAIFU
>>712659722
>But why the feet tickling? How does that contribute to pleasure?
That's a good question. I kinda just overlooked it, tbh.
you pedophiles, In love with little girls. you all fucked wanting short subhumans you are the reason im unhappy.
>>712659831
I don't see trips.
>>712659722
what delusion?
>>712659810
>>712659917
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHC1230OpOg
>>712659810
Oh hey, welcome back.
How bout Steam Engines, though? They got some pretty nice aesthetic. Really retro.
>>712659687
I'm fine, I'm watching Lain and not doing much of anything else. I'm more interested in you though.
>>712659683
age sex location?
waifu is gay af
hope you all die soon
sincerely, the internet
>>712660165
very sure liking short tiny girls is disgusting why do you want a useless cum bucket?
>>712660272
28
Sure
Your mom's bed
>>712660388
sex meaning male or female bakabaka
>>712660111
Why is today so damn quiet
>>712659831
You can have her.
She's cute though
>>712659849
Just noticed that there are also some for the armpits.
Why is it that in every gang bang hentai, there is some dude rubbing it on the armpit? Just, why?
>>712659917
Only you yourself are to blame for your own unhappiness. You and the jew media.
>>712660111
>>712660257
I don't know trains
>>712660257
>>712660636
Tagged wrong person
>>712660254
>this thread
>>712660600
Shiro.
>>712659591
It's 9:18 where I live, s-silly.
>>712660636
>>712660763
shiro!
>>712660272
N/A
M
England
>>712660806
09:18, or 21:18?
>>712660600
you are the reason I cant have my mommy gf all of you
>>712660845
wow such a great image
this is amazing
i can't handle how awesome it is
kill yourself
>>712660819
>>712660853
age not available? -_-
>>712660936
thats pretty lewd
Best type moon claimed.
>>712660553
So close
>>712660936
https://youtu.be/2wQFaX83l1E
>>712660845
How're you doing today?
>>712660715
Means little to me since I have the filenames filtered so I didn't even notice.
>>712660806
Ah, a helpful disclosure. Good morning then.
>>712659917
>In love with little girls
There is a difference between "little girls" and little girls.
You connote this to mean 'young'. I just happen to be interested in faeries.
Cirno, in fact, is, by chronological + cannon starting age, ~80-90 y/o. Definitely NOT a "little girl".
Immortal, true, so 80-90 is young for one who can theoretically live forever, but life experience does not suffer her.
She has seen some good shit, and she has seen some shit.
Depending on interpretation, she also has a personality much like a mid-20's RPer. She's a geek - she maintains her childish nature while not actually being emotionally immature, at least not more than many of the people on /b/.
Mentally speaking, she's an average 20-30 y/o, but a bit more adventurous since she has lesser limitations. Physically, she's permanently between 16-25, depending on interpretation.
But, yes, she is "little", as in short. Because she's a faerie. Ain't nothin' wrong with that.
>>712661009
>>712660957
No, financial jewry is to blame.
>>712661008
Too much of a hassle, really. I'll just vegetate some more.
>>712661122
Still waiting for the pokemon. How are you?
>>712660897
9:23 AM.
>>712661129
It's nice to see such a nice face around here!.
>>712661129
Ok cool. Fuck off then
>>712660280
>>712661008
>>712660722
At least try.
>>712660600
>Why is it that in every gang bang hentai, there is some dude rubbing it on the armpit? Just, why?
IDK, this isn't a Waki Miko thread, so it doesn't make sense.
>>712661337
>post ends in 1337
>cereal is about a 9/9
Would eat
>>712660957
I'll be your dommy mommy
>>712661299
Oh, I'm doing okay. Just got home from school and being tired. I think I'll play New Vegas for most of the night, like usual.
Claim
>>712660600
>Why is it that in every gang bang hentai, there is some dude rubbing it on the armpit? Just, why?
Could be worse, could be the back of the knee.
>>712661337
Yes, Rei's face is a pretty one. Is your morning treating you well?
>>712661425
Sure, if you want that.
>>712661582
hello ran
>>712661771
Hello...
Sachi?
>>712661969
you never going to accept im esdeath huh
>>712661969
should i post vore or giantess as proff
>>712661503
>Waki Miko
A what now?
>>712661584
>New Vegas
Shouldn't you be done with it soon?
>>712661721
It's not like I haven't seen that before either.
>>712661032
Yes
>>712662083
Edgedeath tends to go full autismo when I'm around
>>712662330
Ran. It is the real Es.
welp, you know what this thread needs?...
more traps. himegoto's my waifu (or husbando)
>>712661164
>>712662330
no I never said I hated you I have worse people now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BciOfJsqh7M
>>712661728
Tea's a great way to start the morning!
>>712662621
>no I never said I hated you
Bitch please
>Ran-sama
>>712662151
Nope. I beat the game a while ago, but loaded up an earlier save to explore more stuff.
Also, make a mod for the game where I can have a relationship, please. I get lonely.
>>712662948
kek'd.
>>712662535
>>712662151
I never saw this pic before, I like it.
>>712661032
Your mind is the only lewd thing here.
>>712661114
>this track is more than 50 years old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7hpmBNDB1g
>>712662151
>the Red Bow one is a Waki Miko
You see her Miko-ness and her exposed Wakis?
Telltale sign of being a Waki-Miko
>>712663352
nah its semi-lewd
>>712662939
I do agree on that. I prefer tea to coffee as it is.
>>712662948
That doesn't seem healthy, or a good way to handle things for that matter.
>>712663379
Please, why the fuck is this thread so fucking funny all of the sudden?
>>712663243
I think i might stop now
>>712663701
>>712662952
>relying on New Vegas Mods for social interaction
It's okay to cry, shiro, there are people you care about you.
>>712663352
There aren't nearly as many pretty pictures as there are of Miku, so I need to ration them carefully.
>>712663379
Arigatou, sensei, your explanation made it really clear!
I really like the waki.
>>712663557
That's because there's nothing healthy about Edgedeath
>>712663930
fuck you mang you dont respond to me you dont even try to help
>>712662948
>REEEEEEEEEE
>>712663671
Because...
I be all like:
>XDddddddd
and them normies are just:
>bbbbbbDx
and that's how I know I won another Internet Argument desu fampai
>>712663861
>cry
What am I, fucking gay?
>>712663557
you dont know how much ran tormented me
As much fun as I could be having, I'm going to go to sleep. See you all at an unhealthy time to wake up
>>712664163
Understood sensei desu!
>>712664297
Night
>>712663850
>>712664297
asshole
claim
>>712664297
Goodnight
>>712661337
Ooh, a fellow Aussie?
>>712663352
https://youtu.be/p-L0NpaErkk
>>712664297
Nighty night! Don't let the bedbugs bite!
>>712664429
>>712664297
I didn't get to respond to you, but I wish you a goodnight for all it's worth.
>>712664301
>>712664510
THIS is what I'm talking about!
>>712664881
>>712664599
>>712664301
>>712664510
>>712664881
>>712665128
https://youtu.be/uYD1FUdB0bc
>>712665248
>>712664271
If I tormented you, why do you want me to be your friend?
And I don't torment people, I'm not Obelisk
>>712665457
my grudge is gone now I hate someone else who i wont name
>>712664236
I don't know what you are fucking, and I'm afraid to ask.
But it's getting late and I'm going to bed.
Sleep well, and gay dreams!
>>712664881
I don't think I ever downloaded more of this though.
>>712665393
Saw that, fapped to that.
>>712665574
Let me guess, the boyfriend of a girl you're stalking
>>712665393
That was pretty cool.
>>712665592
Yeah, same tbh. I only got like 2 or 3.
>>712664271
Torment is a too big and emotionally charged word to say. I hope you have a good reason
>>712666155
He is overly emotional.
>>712666117
>
>>712665892
No
>>712666155
alot of people do
