how it is to have a gf?
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how it is to have a gf?
>>712637010
Awesome. They let you do this.
>>712637010
>>712637106
Annoying at times, but then, sex on tap.
Shit's cash.
>>712637377
OC? I will share more if you do.
>>712637010
Definitely a dedication. Takes time and resources to upkeep, but it provides comfort, and sex. In the end, how it is depends on the girl you're with. Relationships vary greatly
>>712637714
>>712637884
a lot like your hand, only better
>>712637884
Haha just zoomed in but I don't care. Shared anyways
>>712637010
the only time you can be in heaven and hell at the same time...women are essentially lunatics with a pleasure hole between their legs.
>>712638401
>>712638492
Virgin...
Here I my delima, a guy I knows fiancé is stripping about three towns away. They have a kid, need the money. I was drunk one night and walked in and couldn't believe I saw her. I've been thinking about going back for a dance and possibly blackmailing for a bj or sex. What you guys think /b/?
>>712638359
Nothing like your hand. No comparison. I've never given myself a bad handjob. Also never had to buy my hand dinner and a shitty movie.
>>712637010
Great for a year or two, after that you should find someone else. Otherwise you'll end up stuck in a dead end relationship. Personally I don't do relationships anymore, too much sacrifice and drama. FBW's is where it's at, if they start acting up you have a lot more power because you're not dependant on their exclusive puss
>>712638568
Nice
feels good man
>>712638636
If they need money why not just ask to fuck for pay? No need to be a dick
its dope, she sucks my dick all the time and loves it
I once fucked a couch cushion that was a better than a "girlfriend"
>>712638781
Cuz I don't want to pay. Guy had everything in high school. Now I want to make him suffer a little
>>712638913
more
>>712638924
Virgin...
>>712637010
If you have a good one its like having a best friend that you're allowed to have sex with
>>712639053
Agreed
>>712638767
Nice pubes bro
>>712637010
When I'm in a relationship, all I want is to be single. When I'm single, all I want is to be in a relationship.
So honestly, having a girlfriend is pretty similar to wanting one, unfulfilling but with a side of expensive.
No matter how hot she is, someone is tired of her shit.
>>712639216
The fuck month are we in right now?
>>712639277
>>712639422
No shave November
>>712639277
I got over relationships when I saw how stressed I was during them and how carefree I am now out of one.
sex just isn't that big of a plus when you consider the rest that goes along with it. either you deal with drama shit even with a nice girl, or you wait until she's old and used up so you don't want to fuck her but now she's got a little less drama
>>712639277
Nailed it.
>>712639737
aww yea
>>712639277
>all I want is to be in a relationship
...why?
what the fuck good has a girl ever done besides LOOK nice? I can see a girl wanting to be in a relationship, everything she wants is handed to her, but you get nothing out of it.
>>712640130
Almost entirely sex. I'm not good at random flings and I'm on a dry spell. For whatever reason I feel less accomplished without it. That being said I am happily single, I'm not sure I'll ever get married or have a serious relationship again, but the desire for steady sex is ever present.
>>712637010
there's this person, this whole other person, you're wrapped up in them, they're wrapped up in you and... and for a little whole you're more than just you... well I don't know I'm no bleedin poet!
>>712640130
The idea of companionship and a sense of consistency in your life isn't insane. I just got out of a relationship and while I think I'll be happier outside of one (and being in one was a constant struggle, like keeping a wild animal for a pet) I still find myself missing parts of it.
>>712639883
>>712640130
You have no idea that we have lives and feelings do you? Fucking get a life you lonely ass neckbeard.
Could be heaven or hell. Depends on her mood
>>712638492
That's true if you pick a defective one and are too much of a sperg to walk away.
Man up fgt
>>712638667
This
>>712638913
Bro how do you get her to do that. Mine is opposite...
>>712638767
jesus fucking christ dude, look at all the effort she put on for you and look at yourself, holy shit, this is unacceptable man, just unacceptable
I mean, god, at least trim it, that's just nasty.
>>712637010
Good and bad. Pretty much on demand sex if you get the right girl....juggling more than one is tough though. Between my girlfriend and my wife I have two crazy, sexy freaks that I can FUCK anyway I want whenever I want, but god they're annoying and super hard to keep happy and quiet. If you value silence, it's probably not for you.
>>712640849
How could anyone not know when all girls do is complain about their lives and feelings?
Meanwhile, guys are simultaneously expected to help but keep distance, be a man in control, but not overbearing, forgive but never falter themselves. It's an exhausting predicament that is sometimes worth it, but often times it's a thankless job that would be better off if no one did it at all.
>>712641148
Not that guy but you really can't change it. If she does, she does, if she don't she don't.
Hate to say, it's a hurdle you never really get over. RIP my last relationship.
>>712641523
Damn annoying my friend, when I have to bend over backwards to get a blow job.
i want to break up to be free and do what ever i want whenever i want , a grill takes alot of time , but on the other side i want to be with her sometimes its and sometimes its good but in the end i dont want it without her
>>712637010
too much time, money and effort
hookers are so much easier
>>712641287
yeah sure buddy
>>712637010
nine years in, wish i was single again even though its a good relationship.
>>712641828
virgin/neckbeard
>>712641704
I had one girl that almost got off sucking dick. Should of married her, the majority see it as a chore and there is nothing you can do about it. It wouldn't matter if you were the best man in the world, if a girl sees it as work, it will never be as good as the girl who does it for fun.
I hope you bitches are listening.
>>712638492
This.
>>712638636
No, stupid. She's a mom and you are taking advantage
>>712637010
over rated. Banging random girls from time to time without being tied down or getting bored of the same women is so much better.
My gf is very very jealous, that's pretty annoying. Sometimes she gets angry about other girls and we end up in a fight.
Well, I mainly don't care, cause I won't give in.
That part actually sucks. It's exhausting.
On the other side, I get to fuck that ass very very often.
>>712641287
Do they know about each other? Because if they don't, if they find out, you are in deep shit.
I speak from experience hombre.
>>712642015
nope, dope. 43 year oldfag here. married twice. ain't doing that no more
i work with a gal who is married. she hates her husband. she and i come to my place during lunch. i go down on her until she comes...then she lets me do whatever i want to her :)
Great for 6 months to a year, then their personalities tend to shift and they become bitchy in some form or fashion.
This occasionally leads to them trying to change parts of you that they once accepted; if you refuse these requests in one way or another they start using intimacy as a tool. This is when you kick their ass to the curb and move on. Rinse/Repeat
>>712642493
virgin/neckbeard
>>712637010
Overrated. Too much money/time/effort for nothing.
>inb4 sex
Not worth it, especially since girls think they deserve things for sex (much like prostitutes, i suppose). I imagine it is because in TV women are always shown as people who use sex to get what they want, so younger women believe it and do the same.
>>712642678
>>712642526
This. Every woman is programmed to grind her partner into a beta pulp. That's why you should never give away your commitment, keep them on the edge. once they get comfy and feel they have you pussy whipped is when the bullshit begins
>>712642329
my wife started out jealous when we were first dating. she got over the insecurity. If yours does not get over it soon time to drop her.
>>712642668
nope, dope. try again. :)
>>712642902
>virgin/neckbeard
>virgin/neckbeard
virgin/neckbeard
>>712642902
neckbeard/virgin?
>>712643158
yes i agree
>>712643206
Then it is settled. Huzzah
>>712643264
A lot of guys talk about girlfriends being annoying, jealous, or expensive.
I've never experienced this. I was 29 when I got my first kiss (she initiated) and then I married her three years later.
Still with her. We play vidya together and she works. Lets me stay at home because she makes enough. She cooks and doesn't ever bother me aside from being a bit of a slob. She doesn't like going out often. Skinny with perky tits and a perfect ass.
Wants me to fuck other girls with her but I'm too big of a shyfag so I let her go out with cuties as long as she sends me pics.
Depends on the woman now doesn't it?
I'm blessed with a fantastic, humble, smart, can-take-shit, teasing, hot, gentle-heart female. She is a personal Christian (I still get regular sex though), which benefits me 'cause of its effect on her moral values. I can trust her. HUGE importance in a relationship.
She is a keeper and I'm going to marry her. Btw I'm 30, tried different women, this one right here is one out of a million.
>>712643660
pics?!
>>712643817
Nah, I'd have to ask her first but she's at work. Sorry, mate.
>>712643889
what a fucking pussy...
>>712637010
I don't know because I can't find a girlfriend so I'm willing myself to death right now.
Here's one of my final letters to humanity.
>>712643970
Pussy for not wanting to put pics of my wife on 4chan without her saying sure.
okay
>>712643756
What is the effect on her moral values?
>>712643974
If you'd have had a gf you'd want to kill yourself for wanting to kill yourself over a gf
>>712637010
it's ok
>>712644181
yes
>>712644285
who wants to be digitally cucked? i don't get it
>>712644181
yep
>>712643660
>I was 29 when I got my first kiss
And you fell in love with the first girl that ever showed you attention, no one should learn from you anon.
>>712644423
>>712644352
>>712644181
>And you fell in love with the first girl that ever showed you attention, no one should learn from you anon.
HAHAHAHAHA
>>712637010
it is to how to have is it
I had a gf once, my shit ass problems were easier to avoid and my life was just easier. Now that i lost her i'm an edgy ass fat ass.
>>712644423
I'd agree with you if it weren't for the fact that she's nearly perfect for me
either way, she says I can have a gf on the side if I'd like to explore the dating world
>>712638636
anon, you are a bad boy.
a bad, bad boy.
>>712643264
y'all are all faggots
>>712644504
This is like the billionaire who inherited his money that calls poor people lazy and stupid for not also being rich as fuck. I'm glad youre lucky, thats assuming your not bullshiting, which you almost certainly are.
>>712644220
Conservative view points mostly, f.ex. that we talk and make decisions together but I'm in control and have the last say in things. Understanding that men have different needs than women. Zero tolerance for cheating, includes herself obviously. Humble that she puts me (and everyone else actually) before herself. Respects my authorithty as a male. Anti-femi-nazi etc.
Oh, and then she loves me unconditionaly.
A lot of great things to say about it.
>>712643660
this belongs in a YLYL thread
>>712644724
meant to reply to
>>712644628
>>712637010
Incredibly fucking overrated, but at the same time better than being completely intimately alone.
>>712644720
How new are you?
>>712644628
She's having sex with other men, dude.
>>712637010
I don't have a GF because it's PRICEY !!!!
- gift for birthday
- gift for Saint's day
- gift for anniversary
- gift for monthiversary
- gift for every year graduation
- gift for Xmas
- gift for Easter
- gift for New Years' Eve
- gift for Helloween
- gift for March 8 "Womens' Day"
- gift for St.Valentine
- gift for newborn kittens of her cat
- many, many, many gifts for making her forgive some of my non-existent wrongdoing
I did not count cinemas, pizzas, paying for everything in a date, paying for her train tickets, and so on.
>TL;DR: I'm single, that is, I'm saving big bucks.
...and "gf" is an abbreviation for "GiFts".
>>712637010
A fucking pain in the arse TBH. The sex gets samey and boring after 6 months (every guy will tell you that) and then you are left with someone who complains all the time and distracts you from your hopes and dreams. If you really fucked up she will end up pregnant and you are tied to her one way or another for at least the next 18 years (until the kid is enough that you no longer have to pay child support). The old saying is so true: The only happy people in the world are married women and single guys. Hookers exist for a reason which is to make guys lives easier.
Women are like jobs…. As soon as you have one you want a different one you want to go back to having none.
>>712637010
Never actually had one, I'm always the "other guy" or a one night stand. Women are bullshit in my generation. All they want to do is fuck and leave like black men. It probably explains why so many already have children at 21.... man fuck Alabama and the shitty nigger hicks that live here.
>>712644932
My thoughts as well. The girl I'm reading about sounds more like an alpha dude to me. Keeps security at home as backup, plays outside to get it out of her system. Best of both worlds.
Dudes dating a bro.
>>712645031
you are a looser for paying for everything and letting a succubus take all your money. Real relationships are partnerships.
>>712637010
It's better than having a goddamn wife.
>>712637010
Depends really..
i've had a few that was extremly self absorbed. And petty..
But i finally found one whom i love and trust. She cooks me food almost every day. And she allows me to sit at the pc and be noisy. She rarely complains, and when she do its legit.
Its about finding someone you are compatible with. I was looking for a woman who would be a good mother to my future children. And it seemed to work this way. But i did spend like 6 years single before her, with a few different lovers (they werent worthy of my children).
>>712644932
>>712645149
She barely leaves the house aside from work (plus she doesn't have a password on her phone and lets me read her convos with girls she gets nudes from - no male contacts on it)
>>712645288
>>712645266
>>712645238
gross do not want
>>712645457
>>712645357
Yeah.. i'm with this guy >>712645328
gross
>>712645328
Tbh shes probably hotter than any you'd ever get
>>712645298
She sounds imaginary anon. Goodluck if real
>>712645677
Whatever you have to tell yourself.
>>712645677
too bad that is not provable, but the pics you posted her have not be liked by anyone...
>>712645328
>>712645543
Lol what are you fags on about?
>>712645457
>>712645772
I didnt even post the images but still, if you're on this thread you're probably
>>712645922
However you were going to finish that, go ahead and apply it to yourself and see how well it works out.
>>712645922
I meant to say alone. Sorry im really fucked up
>>712645893
Oh wow she sucked dick like every girl ever... sucking shallow and not swallowing cum. Awesome.
>>712637010
pointless. you can be single and fuck whoever you want. why put up with deal with a bitches problems and spend money on her just for the occasional fuck?
>>712645693
Right? Thanks man
>>712646123
She did swallow eventually, just not on that clip. Why so salty anon? Not getting any?
>>712646058
Well I did lower my standards, by alot (I'm literally a 10) and I get laid at my digression. So all I'm saying is if you're going to be a choosy little bitch you will never get laid.
>>712646311
i may not be getting any right now but you are not getting anything special
>>712646265
Wasn't a compliment. In my opinion youre fucked, she will destroy you. But what do I know.
>>712645878
Whats wrong with thsi ultra samefag
>>712646456
HAHAHA faggot.
>>712646531
how do i up vote
>>712646462
6 years with her so far and nothing bad has happened aside from her wanting kids one day.
>>712645543
Fucking faggot.
Cheaper to hire one every 3 days for your needs and saves a lot of headaches.
>>712640130
virgin
>>712645893
WTF is up with these anons today
>>712646385
>I'm literally a 10
Sure you are faggot, post pics or shut up.
First you say everyone in this thread is foreveralone mode, then you say youre a ten in the same thread. I'm not a ten and I wouldn't bang that chick, doesn't mean I don't get action.
>>712646531
>>712646502
>>712646793
your girl is ugly as fuck and cant suck dick well.
>>712639216
fag detected
>>712646793
honestly no one is samefagging you bro
your gf is gross
>>712646656
Again, I don't know you or her. But from what you've said, I have my reasons. Why waste your time convincing some random faggot anyway? Youre either not so sure yourself or your bullshitting.
>>712646827
>First you say everyone in this thread is foreveralone mode
Yeah I didnt say that, I'm just saying that the chick isn't bad and that if you dont find her attractive you are probably a virgin with too high of standards for no reason. Also I'm not posting selfies to 4chan gross kys
>>712646793
post your ugly ass girl in soc and you will see no same fagging.
>>712637010
When you're a 440 pound fat tub of shit with a 7/10 qt, it's pretty damn sweet. Especially for the smug feeling that comes when people give us that, "Excuse me miss do you need a rape whistle?" kinda look.
And that rating's just looks. She also happily entertains my spergings, invites me to use her as I please, loves how I bully her, is a gamer grrl and I'd say she gets a solid +1 point for her cheery eagerness to cram things like her fist up my shitvent. Also sometimes after I spend the night with her tied up, she gets this whole-body spasm, and her moans are just super adorbz. <3
She's also super low maintenance, and that's great because I'm a lazy piece of shit who's bad at romantics. Granted, it all equates up to a very 'quiet' relationship where it often feels like we're not communicating, but there's something fantastic about how we can have entire conversations with just expressions and glances.
I'm pretty empathetic and she's prone to mood swings, and when she doesn't explain why she's moody it usually ends up driving me into a worse mental state than her. It can be distracting, anxiety-inducing and depressing at times, but I figure everyone gets that.
Can advise it overall, though. Especially speaking from the perspective of a happy uggo dom with a happy qt sub.
PS: She's happy with the suggestion that we get another, smaller qt girl to tag-team. It's great being degenerates :)
>>712647131
>Either you find this 5/10 girl bangable or youre probably a virgin
You sure don't sound like a 10/10. Or a oldfag. Really you sound like a camwhore that refuses to post tits.
>>712647480
Well I'm a guy who has been here all summer so shush
>>712647091
>Why waste your time convincing some random faggot anyway?
why even post in the thread in the first place? Boredom, my dude.
>>712647630
god what shitty lighting
>>712647630
don't listen to those anons, she's average with bad tits
>>712647634
Some advice for the camwhore then, there's no girls on the internet.
Being in a relationship can be crazy but also awesome expcally when she's great in bed ;)
>>712647657
Fair enough.
>>712639277
just broke up with my gf of 1 year and 2 months
>feelsbadman
>>712647855
why is it so blurry?
>>712638492
to be honest if this is what you think being in a relationship is like, you have shit taste in girls
>>712647913
sorry bro...
I know that feel.
>>712640436
Damn I feel exactly the same.
>>712638924
found the incel
>>712638492
Crazy bitches, every one of them. Even the fat 5/10 ones turn into dictators if you marry them. Only get married if you want kids, and even then, get a prenup.
My wife is hot, 8/10 at least, but she is annoying as hell and makes me want to kill myself about 10% of the time, divorce her 50% of the time, and drink 40% of the time. If it wasn't for good sex I would be single and living a much better life (bitch refuses to work and costs me shitloads of money I could be spending on say, a new fucking Mercedes.)
>>712639053
this is the only true description
>>712647948
Nah thats just how it is in the US.
>>712648029
>money I could be spending on say, a new fucking Mercedes
god damn your life must be dull
>>712647873
IS this a compliment? Ive lurked for so long and I don't know what this means.
Did I accidentally the chocolate milk?
>>712637010
It's like having a job in which your efforts are compensated with sex, companionship, and emotional intimacy.
>>712647855
>>712647922
it's all screencaps
>>712645054
Nah...you just have to find the right one. A freak in the sheets...never gets old
>>712648254
you couldnt pay me to watch that video
>>712648052
I'm in the US too. Girls vary in quality, that's just a fact.
>>712637010
fucking great, I have a cum-dumpster that makes me food but is actually capable of having a conversation so I'm happy.
to everyone who says women are hard work.. y'all have shit taste in girls
>>712648354
It's not my fault my penis likes the hot ones. I don't get into relationships to play video games and watch anime with fat chicks. I'm actually attractive and already have friends.
>>712648354
this times a hundred. relationships after a few weeks, when the rose-colored glasses come off, need hard work. You get out what you put in.
How is it like having a bf? ;_;
>>712642678
>>712642843
Not sure what girls you meet, mine got angry at me once because I decided to pay the bill when she went to the bathroom so she insisted she had to pay the full bill next time we went out
>>712648572
you tell me, after tits and timestamp, if ever you are real
>>712648532
hey, if you're getting into relationships on the basis of fuckability, that's your choice entirely. but don't complain if the girls you get with that method aren't exactly wonderful people to just hang out with.
>>712648254
i see no value in your contributions to this thread
>>712648572
Like wanting to have deep conversations about the future and your passions while all he wants is to shove his dick in your holes, the vagina being the less often desired one.
>>712637010
>how it is to have a gf?
Like warm bags of sand.
>>712648777
hahaha 40 year old virgin call back and trips!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh shit!!!!!!!
>>712648703
Well I believe sex and physical attraction are important in relationships, fuck me right?
If I didn't I would have been happily married a dozen times by now.
>>712639053
This. Otherwise, you need to reassess the relationship.
>>712645031
you're a retard if you're putting that much into the relationship and not getting a comparable level out of it, just so you know
>>712648668
I can't post tits even if I wanted to..
>>712648726
:(
>>712642843
this, everybody, is what happens when you literally enema yourself with red pill ideology. you treat women like shit and you end up with shit-tier women.
>>712648901
Of course those two things are important, and I'm sorry if what I said wasn't clear on that point. I'm just claiming that personality is equally important, because relationships beyond the FWB level depend a lot on it.
>>712649029
I treat women like a Queen and expect to be treated like a King. The only problem with that is when you elevate a girl to new heights, they more then often and suddenly feel as though you are beneath them.
When you get through a few relationships you will realize the same. I voted Hillary by the way so don't get political on some shit that has nothing to do with that.
>>712647913
That's not even that long
>>712649499
was my first serious relationship though
>>712648959
>>712648572
>rule 16
you're not even real so gtfo
>>712637010
for the first while, it's fantastic. They hide their true cunt selves to impress you and make you like them. I think it's called the infatuation phase or some shit.
After that, they get comfortable, stop trying, and start playing games to see how far they can push your boundaries and what they can get away with. The fun part is over.
Fucking depressing
>>712649684
Ok bye
>>712649943
gorgeous
>>712637010
Ask Brad Pitt, perfect specimen of a man, adopts a bunch of kids, loves his wife despite her looking like a shell of her former self.
You do whatever you can to make them happy, but one day they will say you have addictions because you smoke or drink the same that she does. When you yell its more abuse then when she slaps you. When you divorce instead of it being a difference of opinion, it was you that forced her into and out of the relationship.
>>712638679
glorious body/10
>>712637010
like a bag of sand that you can play with at given time
>>712650721
this always happens and then makes us 100x's more depressed. like girls like this are not supposed to exist on the internet.
>>712651420
Thats a dude posting those. She looks like some rich Russian bitch that probably fucks her dad and brother and boyfriend. Or maybe german.
>>712651420
Why not?
>>712651559
That's interesting, I do get confused for being Russian a lot I'll give you that
well I think it allways depends on the girl, I've been in a loot of relationships and almost all were trash,too jealouse, too bitch, too obsessive, too retarded, a lot of shit I've seen in my 21 years, but now I think i found the love of my life, she dont care about other guys, she even wasnt interested in guys before she knew me, she's pretty, she's smart, she look at me like the first time i met her, even I fuckin cheated her one time i was really fuckin high on mdma so didnt care so much that night and dont know how but she forgave me, and we are better than ever, and then is there when you realize you cant fuck this shit up again or you will regret your whole life.
f
>>712651559
Yep no timestamp or tits, not real, I agree. But it gets you thinking ya know. That dude is a real asshat.
>>712651718
I've met 2 girls like this throughout my life. You really think they're the love of your life and when shit ends... You feel suicidal for years. At least I did. I'll never find someone like that ever again
>>712651918
Follow me and DM me if you want
>>712637010
boring after you do any of this
>>712637106
>>712637377
>>712637010
Most of the time it felt like another responsibility to me but there were those mental where I felt all the effort and time put in was worth it
>>712641404
Good god there's actually some people talking sense on /b/ for a change.
>>712651988
how the fuck you met two girls like that bro and lost them, my fuckin god dude better suicide
>>712653016
42 here. Life is series of regrets and triumphs and it's the same with relationships. It's hard to be content unless you learn to take the good with the bad in everything. It's a balancing act, but if you don't find balance you'll always be looking for the next best thing and miss out on life entirely.
>>712645298
>>712645298
What are your ages?
She sounds like a sugar mommy with a boi-toy
>>712637010
pain in the ass anon
you'll realize this eventually
