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ITT We judged each other based off what our keys look like
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bump this shit
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Keyssssss
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>>712630928
Old beater car and jewelry box keys?
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Get gud fahgots
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>>712631112
I dont have a car, cars a stupid, i dont like moving that fast. i hate cars.
the bigger keys are for my bike, flat, the trash, and for the shed i build in the woods to keep things and stuffs. the smaller keys are 4 small ones that are all the same and 2 bigger ones that are also the same. they fit into the candy box at my friends house. it has 2 locks, they blame candy ghosts when finds go missing haHA. i really just open their back door before i leave. the 2 round things are for food at work and for the gym. But i dont train i just look at people and drink coffee for free HAha. the yellow thing is my grandmas contact info. she loves gifts and when i loose my keys she will get a gift without me even doing anything.
i know im smart HE
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>>712631635
Camry and a Honda Moto?
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>>712631965
I like the minimalism anon
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>>712629848
>glock perfection,key smart,honda crv
gun junky? you seem to like compact stuff

>>712631635
>mail key,hid fob,toyota key
Old car? The only keychain, carry necessities?
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>>712632396
Yeah, you hit it on the head Anon
I drive a Civic though;


>>712632320
Do you live in the car too? No house keys?
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>>712632895
>Do you live in the car too? No house keys?
:( maybe
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>>712632005
Thats what I go for
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>>712631952
Mr2 and 600rr. Good guesses though.
>>712632396
it's 25 years old, and I need to do some culling of the keys
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>>712633059
How the fuck does that shit sit in your pocket?
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>>712631848
dude what the FUCK is going with you

i need to meet you
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>>712633197
You just move into a new place? I see a gate key, house key and a mail key

>>712633210
Thats a good set up. What year is the Jeep?
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>>712631848
You sound like you are great at parties. Compliment, not sarcasm.
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>>712633392
I see youre the only one with a life
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>>712629848
https://www.key.me/
Lets start a "Heres my guns" thread too
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>>712633329
It's a 2016 wrangler
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>>712633409
I see a 556 shell, a basic knife, USAA financial. Military?
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>>712633329
>You just move into a new place?
Been here for a while, I was like fuck trial.

>I see gate key, house key and a mail key
Tis true
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>>712633590
have any issues with the wrangler so far?

had a 2010 and it was the biggest hunk of shit i've ever owned
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>>712633590
.308 blank shell...fired at my grandfather's funeral
spyderco knife
can't disclose
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>>712633590
Nice, I know the early 90's ones are still going. I cant imagine how long the ones now go for.

>>712633566
start it, ill post mine
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>>712633670
this was meant for this>>712633620
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>>712631848
Jeeze... All you had to say was killer, rapist and sociopath.
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>>712633501
I actually carry that as a reminder to "get a life"
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>>712629848
hipster, faggot.
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>>712633934

I understand calling me a faggot, but why a hipster?
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My parents leave me out a spare key if they're not home.
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who am i
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>>712634056
Post it!
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>>712633197
No wheels, anon?
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>>712634206
The CAT key kinda gives you an idea.

Construction I assume. You a foreman?
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>>712634211
He was judging op dumbass
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>>712634211
They don't let me hold onto it out of fear that I will lose it.
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>>712634273
I stole those from work I want to find a dump truck on the side of the road one day and try them
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>>712633670
Honestly no real issues so far had it since the beginning of the year and I'm far from the kindest driver
>>712633620
Yea that's one of the things that made me get it in the first place as long as you keep up with regular maintenance
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>>712634206
Work in a warehouse, drink 4-6 nights a week, and would rather a good night out than putting the money into your savings account.
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>>712634361
He responded; nice try

>>712634369
Does it work that way?
So you do work construction?
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>>712634251
I keep my motorcycle key in my jacket. I have no interest in a fucking keychain bouncing around in my bike's ignition.
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>>712629848
Well I can instantly say that you have shit taste in firearms.
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>>712634514
Thaaaaat. Makes good sense
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>>712634494
I only drink 4 nights a week. But correct!
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>>712634512
Warehouse
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>>712634540
lol, how so? Because I own a Glock and they sent me a free care package and the lanyard was a part of the package? Calm the fuck down on saying someone has a shitty taste in collections until you see their god damn collection. Jesus fuck some of you guys are so cringe
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Personal and work keys. On break right now
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>>712634512
I didnt actually think anybody here could be THAT much of a NEET
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>>712629848
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>>712634728
Do you manage a fastfood joint? Only reason I ask is the boots, the fucked up table and the nametag thats upside down.

>>712634834
Two different cars?
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What do you think?

Yes, that thing on the far right is tritium.
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>>712631848
You are the cutest motherfucker on this thread
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>>712634936
I think you have CP on those flashdrives
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>>712634936

*Far left
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>>712634936
Janitor?
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>>712634919
Wife has new chevy. I have old Ford truck.
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>>712634598
Looked pretty similar to mine haha!
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>>712635030

Oh shit, they are onto me
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>>712634919
Sorry, i make too much for fast food. The rubber boots are temporary.
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>>712635145

Nope, I don't have time for work. I study all the time
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>>712635258
I didnt mean fastfood by insult, I just took a wild guess. You a fisherman?
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>>712635341
then why do you have so many god damn keys?
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>>712635378
School custodian, actually. Pays pretty well on the night shift. School is out for thanksgiving all week so im doing detail scrubbing in the restrooms
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>>712633059
50 yo mother
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>>712633210
20/25 yo man smokeweed and play a lot of video game
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>>712635769

I think this is actually below average.
4 keys for home, few keys for my storage boxes i don't want anybody to look in, few keys for stuff in school...
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>>712635907
Oh shit. You should do a AMA

>>712635928
Kek
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>>712633147

big pockets. ;)

I wouldn't need it if I didn't lose my keys so fucking often.
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>>712634834

How well does that Gerber shard work? Worth buying?
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>>712636087
I have before, here and when i worked maintenance at a movie theatre
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>>712629848
>fag thinks hes smart, cuz he sandwitched 2 keys between 2 pieces of metal. So SMRT.
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>>712633210
>i drive jeep, though
>and vape
>and im vegan
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>>712633409
>knife
>opens beer with it
just carry a bottle opener, u pretentious fuck
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I have two keys I have on me. I leave the rest in a key locker. I might start having my flash drive on my key ring, is it annoying has it ever been unreadable because of all the key friction?
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>>712636457
4 keys, buddy of mine bought me the keysmart from Autozone (he works there) and asked me if I wanted it. I like how compact it is now. Calm down dude...

>>712636681
BMW?
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>>712636681

I have 2 flashdrives as you can see in my earlier post. >>712634936
Both have been there for over 3 years and I have never had any problem with them
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>>712636850
Yeah 2000 model, I can't find anyone who can make a duplicate.
>>712636883
Hmm, I might do that soon for college then. I usually just keep it alone in my pocket.
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>>712637100
You should definitely do that. I think that carrying flash drive in your pocket alone is really risky. Having it on keys is much better alternative.
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>>712629848
>>712630928
>>712631635
>>712631965
>>712633059
>>712633197
>>712633210
>>712633392
>>712634206
>>712634728
>>712634834
>>712634936
>>712635004
>>712636681

ITT i learned that everybody's keys look like old trash. Only OP that wanted to show of his new key holder, what, a, fag. No seriously OP you having a fancy key holder and starting a thread like this tells a lot more about you than it tells about us. You have issues admitting you are right and i bet you are the biggest narcissist around people. You must have been the biggest douche towards someone and they stop being your friend, and in the end you would probably still think everything was their fault.
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>>712637310

Not OP, but what the fuck are you on, you judgemental retard?

>hurr durr I am a psychologist
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>>712637236
I just encrypt all the files, especially any word documents. But yeah I'll attach it on the beginning of the quarter. Thanks for the advice mate. :)
>>712637310
Not OP, They're just keys mate. Just let OP be a fgt.
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>>712637310
OP Here

Nigga, Who hurt you?

> You have issues admitting you are right and i bet you are the biggest narcissist around people. You must have been the biggest douche towards someone and they stop being your friend, and in the end you would probably still think everything was their fault.

You could see that through my Keychain huh? I wanted to show off a $7 keyholder because....?

Your rant is cringe, the point of this thread you completely missed and youre nowhere near as smart and witty as you think you are. Its like reading a comment from a 5 year old throwing a tantrum.

Calm down
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>>712637856
>Kek
gg OP
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>>712637643
>>712637687
>>712637856


Now now, dont feed the lonely fat ugly troll guys
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>>712637687

TrueCrypt is a great software to encrypt your files. It also has easy to follow tutorials on youtube. I myself am using it
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>>712638023
Whats that black thing over your keys anon?

>>712638052
How many keyrings do you need!!!
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>>712631635
I can tell you drive an older Toyota Pickup, I have a 1993 4x4 lol
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>>712638116
I just like keyrings man
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>>712638116
a brush i don't want you to see the number on the key, i am paranoid
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>>712637310
>trying this hard

It's alright anon, it'll be ok
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>>712638052
Autisum alert
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>>712638230
That's unhealthy. The only way to dublicate a key
is by having a overview of the keys with a size reference like a coin. Just cover the key edges with something like paper, pencil or a knife like I did. Here.
>>712636681
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>>712638320
How so?
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Rolling
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>>712638442

"How so"

Need I say more
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>>712638042
I've come across TrueCrypt multiple times, but I haven't had a reason to Download it unless I have a large amount of btc.
One day anon, thanks for the tip btw :)
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>>712638413
I'm not scare of someone to duplicate it, i paranoid that someone track me with this.

Even if someone have the same key as mine, that would be useless. I hope.

oh shit... i hope..
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>>712638470
What's that keychain m8
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>>712638558
Yes
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>>712638563
fuck risk
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>>712638470
What's that coin thing? Looks familiar.
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Brass ring master race
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Its a Third Man Records keychain
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>>712638563
Someone can track you on your settings on your phone that also records coordinate info when taking a picture, just turn that off.
This method was used to save the missing girl that an anon posted years ago. It saves lives man.
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>>712638470
Whats the coin?

So far you are in the lead
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>>712638693
Looks like a set of grandma keys. Swag little turtle though
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>>712634206
S13 or z32?
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>>712638693
You have 'play' handcuffs? I use the same key with my girlfriend when she visits.
>>712638744
oh shit, my man anon
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>>712638609
Autism Symptoms and Signs

Abnormal Body Posturing or Facial Expressions
Abnormal Tone of Voice
Avoidance of Eye Contact or Poor Eye Contact
Behavioral Disturbances
Deficits in Language Comprehension
Delay in Learning to Speak
Flat or Monotonous Speech
Inappropriate Social Interaction
Intense Focus on One Topic
Lack of Empathy
Lack of Understanding Social Cues
Learning Disability or Difficulty
Not Engaging in Play With Peers
Preoccupation With Specific Topics
Problems With Two-Way Conversation
Repeating Words or Phrases
Repetitive Movements
Self-Abusive Behaviors
Sleep Disturbances
Social Withdrawal
Unusual Reactions in Social Settings
Using Odd Words or Phrases
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>>712638693
Was this pictured in the 80's?

>>712638774
You actually seem really normal. Small knife, few keys and one key that stands out for something you use often.
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>>712638864
>Looks like a set of grandma keys
What's grandma about it?
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>>712638774
I just don't like how you don't have everything on one key ring. 5/10
>>712638693
shit picture, 4/10
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I'm ready for judgement day
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>>712632895
>>712632320
he does not need keys to his home since his parents are always there to open the door for their 16-year old child.
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>>712638897
Yup, don't use the key tho cause the lock is a slut and doesn't stay closed anyway.
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>>712638964
Yep. Car key, house key, buddy's house key, knife comes in handy. Pretty bog standard really
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>>712639052
Benz and a Leather Key-wallet (Havent seen that except in movies)

I think youre a swell guy. Probably work very hard or you have some awesome parents.
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>>712639009
The Ford keychain, the little key, the turtle, the brass. Not hating though because the turtle is dope
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>>712639052
Is this jingle proof?
It looks OK but I would recommend a newer leather holder
or a more modern case with nice detail and feel
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Here's an easy one.
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>>712638775

See

>>712638744
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>>712639037
I separate them when I go to the gym so I only have to take my car key, hence the carabiner
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>>712638763
Really ? Wow nice, i didn't knew.

Even with a picture we can track someone ? that's awesome !

Thank to you, we learn stuff everyday !
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>>712638763
But how to turn this off ?
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>>712639131
Yeah I know the feel.
>>712639252
I was about to give 10/10 before I noticed the vape
fedora/10 :(
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>>712639347
Advanced Settings, I believe it's only available for for androids.
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>>712639423
no lung cancer/10 :)
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>>712639252
Older car, canadian forces? So you're Canadian. Thats all I got Anon, tell us more

>>712639332
Cadillac to get the kiddies, flash drive to store all the CP he gets from the kiddies, circumcision stencil, weird pick..probably does something to the weiners, keys to home, car, gate, and his child dungeon.
i7 processor to process all the pictures
Youre a brave man Anon
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>>712639332
What's the silver square? and what's the thing next to it with the brown weird texture?
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>>712639496
:^)
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Key? I've got keys.
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>>712639149
Thanks! I do work hard. A bit too hard if you ask me.
>>712639243
Not 100% jingle proof but almost. Only have 4 keys in there anyway. I am considering getting a new one sometime.
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>>712636615
The hole is to flip it open you brown water latino trash
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>>712637856

Guy that did the rant.

You asked me to judge based on the key, what the fuck did you want me to tell you. I just gave you a hard judging in detail. You gonna fucking sob now ye wank stain!

>>712638011
And fuck this guy, telling people to not feed trolls just to stop a fine discussion. Stop telling people what to do on a site where people do what the fuck they want. Cunt.
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>>712639504
No one cares about the car lol
Have no porn on it
Keys are all to my clients businesses/buildings.
One of them is my girlfriend's apartment.
>>712639576
One is a pop can popper my buddy made by grinding a piece of copper down to shape and then ball peen hammering the texture in it.
The same friend made the 'single brass knuckle' for punching faggots like
>>712639504
In their buck teeth
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>>712639488
Thanks dude i appreciate.
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>>712636391
Don't really carry it that much. But it is unique. Prolly have to go on eBay. I think they're discontinued. And it's the "artifact". The shard doesn't have the exacto blade thing. I have never had a blade in it.
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>>712639806
Ive never seen a CPR shield on keychains. Nice anon!

>>712639916
>guy that did the rant

kys plz, no one cares about you
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Hmmm
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>>712639919

>Have no porn on it

:(
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>>712639806
10/10 Looks nice and simple.
>>712639816
Two car keys? Also what's that weird key in the middle? 9/10
>>712640063
Hmm... I recommend updating the older looking keys. I like the marble table. 8/10
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>>712640119
Timestamp it you fucking liar. With a picture of stickmen fucking each other to legitimacy
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>>712639052
just out of curiosity anon how old are you?
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>>712640224

>second this
>also dubs get
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>>712639919
Hmm your friends sounds handy. He should sell those single brass knuckles. I'd be a customer
>>712640119
Quality you can taste
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>>712640211
Zero car keys. From left to right:
Fancy secure key to my home, electronic key for work, access badge for work and a normal key for work.
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>>712640325
26
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>>712639919
I dont have buck teeth. Just because you have CP doesnt mean you can be mean
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>>712632895
>Do you live in the car
I take it you don't know the brand KTM?
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>>712639504
Just saw what you meant by i7 processor. Yeah again those are my work keys and that's my work PC. I'm sitting at my office at my clients right now
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This
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>>712640564
I have no idea what KTM means

>>712640569
OP of that rant. Yeah, the i7 in the background. What do you do? Im at a clients place of business also, I use a surface book
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>>712640657
The fuck is that voodoo doll?
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>>712639834
i actually do open beer bottles with it...that's why the edges on the handle are all chewed up
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>>712631848

American. One of the trump states
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>>712640401
Ask him yourself. I know for one he will be overly excited to make and sell one if someone random on the internet tells him you want to buy one.

https://www.instagram.com/lieger07/
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>>712636615
1 item does the job of many, you cockwomble
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>>712640804
>https://www.instagram.com/lieger07/
I dont have instagram, does he have a site up that I can buy something? Im down to make someones day
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>>712640657
PO box and a key locker or something?
I like the little doll thing
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>>712640675
Independent IT consultant. If you look in my op you can also see a surface book pro 2 on the left. It's also my clients lol
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>>712629848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjcYfJuLiXY
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>>712640942
My dude I like your style.
Is that your lucky bottle cap? Also Dead dog, dog tag? I also love the key design.
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>>712640224
Can't draw stickmen
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>>712640909
Unfortunately no, if you like small one off mechanical engineering type things there are a lot of makers or artisans that ONLY sell things on Instagram believe it or not.

Make one. You don't need to post anything. Just a username and password and a fake email lol
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>>712641161
Fucking flawless 10/10
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>>712641161
Well shit man, nice Porsche
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>>712641161
/B

Newfag spotted

Also 911 gt3 or nothing. Sharkwerks
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>>712640909
>>712641207

This metal sculptor is making these chakra beads or whatever they are. I was about to pre order one but then I saw they were $770 usd and I said fuck that

https://www.instagram.com/c_bathgate/

Just one example.
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>>712641129
Thanks mane. Yeah its a lucky budweiser tab, my budy gave me the tag as a gag gift but I put it on anyways, and which key design?
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>>712641648
The graph paper style one that looks a bit orange.
I don't have much character on my keys at the moment, but all the pictures here makes me want to add a bit of personality.
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>>712641630
Yeah fuck that. If its anon's homeboy and he is doing it as a hobby. $30-50 to make someones day and get them motivated AND get a cool piece of brass in exchange? Money well spent
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>>712640718
Its a "zapatista" doll, a revolution movement of mexico
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>>712642229
Explain?
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>>712640095
I'm a paramedic so I have it in case I need to use it when I'm off duty

>>712640211
Thanks! I like to keep it minimal
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>>712640912
You are right, thx anon
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>>712641357
I write everything in caps. Yep I'm a loser, you got me.
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>>712642113
Right. In that case the guy is an award winning sculpting and that $770 pays for his normal $150 an hour or whatnot rate so it's expected.
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>>712638774
you're another BC fag... kind of childish based on the fact that you have some faggy painted key. You also ride a bicycle on a regular basis and are quite active... Oh, that LSDA key is probably for a lock on your storage unit. :) how accurate am i?
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>>71264250
I would say loser.

You're a newfag. That's it.
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>>712641871
Its actually a guitar, I got it for my friend's place cause he plays whenever we get trashed.
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>>712642612
Good for him, honestly thats awesome to have that under his belt. I hope he goes far in life.

>>712642628
>>712637310
Samefag is still throwing a tantrum. Go back and face the corner and put a dick back in your mouth you soft bitch
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>>712642309
My uncle went to chiapas, a south state of mexico and gave me that keychan.
The zapatistas fight for chiapas liberation as a free country
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>>712642818
samefag? lol what? You really need to try harder if you want to trigger someone. your "insult" is laughable at best.
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>>712642829
Oh shit is that the documentary on Netflix about the mexicans fighting the cartels back?
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>>712642731
At least I can reply to the correct post. But you are right, I'm 2 years new.
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>>712642894
Whatever you say charmin
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>>712642949
Not sure how my quote messed up so bad, the post number wasn't even close and it was a post that didn't exist. I don't normally post on mobile.

It's not a good thing to be an oldfag like me you faggot. It just means you have more cancer than most newfags like yourself
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>>712642896
Dont know anon
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Don't let this thread die :^(
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>>712644453
Post content anon
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>>712644872
I posted my two keys
bmw fag
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>>712633130
>subscribe to Koolkrusher123
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z06 vette keys for you betas
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>>712645372
Why so simple? No house keys? Locker? PO?
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>>712645372
You an automechanic? I like the disc brakes keychain
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Dorming with a key card, I like simplicity
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>>712636391
>>>712634834
>How well does that Gerber shard work? Worth buying?
Not him but I own the shard and it's pretty good except for the Phillips head that is way too pointy. It's more useful than you think, and it's better than carrying any other bottle opener. I switched from the shard to a mini hammer multi tool though.
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>>712646043
Rope to hang yourself?
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>>712629848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjcYfJuLiXY
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>>712646043
What's inside are these some charms?
7/10
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>>712629848
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Keys, or at least the set I have on me at work.
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>>712642628
Literally the only thing you got was I live in bc. I work out, but the small key is my locker at work. Also, bikes are scum
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>>712647119
Bike Lock. I have a similar key, Dell U-lock?
>>712647733
What's your line of work?
>>712648238
I like it.
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>>712634834
my man
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>>712648445
Kryptonite Kryptolok series 2
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>>712648452
8/10
>>712648559
Ayy
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>>712629848
Swap the Glock logo for Sig or H&K and you're golden
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>>712645372
$40k shitty gm vette.
$5 eBay keychain

What a faggot
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>>712648907
Jesus those stupid Doctor Who key rings are like 10 dollars. My girlfriend and I are fans, but they're just milking stuff out all the time. Take out David Tennant and you're a solid 10/10
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no need key for house (digits system)
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>>712649236
Was a father's day gift this year. Coolest kid on the planet
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>>712649474
cute :)
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>>712639919
What is that pc? 7020 SFF?
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Let the Memes commence.
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>>712640063
SMELLY HUN CUNT THATS WHAT YOU ARE YA CLARTY ORANGE BASTARD GET THE FUCK OFF EH HERE NO PLACE FOR YOU PRICKS.

FUCK

THE

QUEEN
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>>712649364
Too simple 1/10
>>712649797
Not a Starwars fan but I'll give you a 8/10
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>>712640794

My money is on "Feel the Bern" voter.
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>>712649364
Thanks for blowing your money back into the economy. You're a good rich person.
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>>712649905
was just kidding, google pic
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>>712649797
What's your acura? Mines a 94 integra
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>>712629848
Dumb Americunt who thinks guns are ok to have. Enjoy your daily school shootings, you lard ass.
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>>712650251
Why are they separate? why not all in one?
10/10 how big is the drive?
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>>712650161
Dats my grill. 16 ILX
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>>712650253

We all enjoy school shootings, dumbfuck. What kind of fucking idiot are you?
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>>712650025
Yeah I figured. I appreciate muslims and niggers that buy Bentleys with their oil/entertainment money though and give it back to white people though.
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>>712634676

>being this upset
>"other people are cringe"
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Judge away
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>>712641161
Implying its not a Panamera S.
>faggot car
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>>712650334
So fucking sexy. My current project. Swapped engine and transmission for gtr mod, stage 3 clutch, all the bolt on goodies. Needs paint and body. That's the next step
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>>712634919

>manage fast food

More like he is a piss on at a fast food joint. Clearly a poor motherfucker.
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>>712648445
I work with autistic men and women that just finished secondary school and transition them to the rear world be it further education or working.
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>>712650651

Wow so fucking interesting.
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>>712650762

Ha, real world
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>>712650777
Found the asshole
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>>712650606
What's with the nail filer? female?
>>712650699
digital safe with a override key?
What's your line of work? Bureaucra here.
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>>712650318

its annoying while driving

its a 140 ps 2.0 TDI
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>>712650762
I really wish I would have known you when I was younger. I'm an RN that has pronounced Aspbergers and after high school me going on in my education was only successful because of my support system. Would have loved to seen your input
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>>712650829

>you are an asshole

Looks like I sure go taught a lesson. How inspiring.
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>>712650994
Happy that /b/ was able to enlighten you
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>>712650882
It's a flat head screw driver, bUT it has a file on it.
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>>712631848
Please any photos of shed in woods.
Digital blowjob in return.
I'm a grill Btw
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>>712650882
work at a ski slope (3 depts) was the Harley Davidson logo on the fob not obvious enough what its for?
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>>712629848
Posting my keys
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>>712651321
gay bathhouse employee
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>>712650974

Thx. I design individualized support systems for my clients using resources from local NGOs and GOV sources. It's a new program, I came from higher education, but I enjoy it tremendously.
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>>712651194
That's true. I did a few jobs like that in Big Bear. Might do that again since it's going to get snowy soon.
>>712651321
Where do you work? Why not keep them all in a key locker? Key keeper at an inn?
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Meh.
All I got.
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>>712651517
>>712651407
The big wheel of keys are part of a property I've just repossessed and own now. a 50 bedroom property literally just got back from it and then obviously my car keys.

I own a charity thats my job
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why
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>>712651517
im at a tiny (500 vert feet) east coast slope, managing 2 depts kinda sucks at times but overall its not too bad
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>>712651526
9/10
>>712651672
Sounds good, but too much work.
>>712651744
Past addict?
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>>712651526
Volunteer or paid FD?
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>>712651807
Naa it's worth it /b/ro literally got my hands on £50,000 worth of furniture to sell for free also I have underlings to help me
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>>712651807
no? how would you even tell that from a set of keys
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>>712651775
It's an easy job. But people are fucking stupid. Girl went down a hill and slammed against a metal stairway on 2015 at Big Bear. I was there that day.
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>>712651818
Full time bro.
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Yeah
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>>712651921
Oh I assumed the blue thing was a token that they give you for being sober for a week/month/year
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>>712651931
my first year on ski patrol we had a girl run into a shed, pulled a few out of the snowmaking ponds at the bottom of the hill...seen them hit lift towers...fucking Asians ski worse than they drive
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>>712652008
I dig the pink key. Is your camera lens dirty?
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>>712629848
You have a stupid goatee, wear 5.11 pants every day, and wear paracord survival bracelets to the grocery store.
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ayy
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>>712652075
There's some cracks and one goes right across the lens, it wont focus anymore :(
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>>712652130

You either have a very hands on job or youre fucking dirty anon
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>>712652011
nah my garage is #10 that came with the key for it. has the name and phone numbers for my apartment complex on the other side not about to let /b/ see that shit
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>>712652054
Agreed. Have you ever had a case where a girl fell into a snow well? Against a tree with an umbrella shape and then died due to suffication? We spent a week looking for a 22 year old guy. We have signs everywhere saying to stay away.
>>712652130
6/10
>>712652138
is cool dude
>>712652209
No worries.
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Posting the keys
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>>712652334
Trump Voter Detected
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Maintenance fag reporting.
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>>712652288
nah, our mountain isn't that big had a kid pop out of the tubing lane, hit a ladder for a snow gun and split his face in half tho
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>>712652368

Shit what gave it away? The ford key?
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I don't like to have a lot of stuff on my keyring.
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>>712652368
kek

>>712652394
What kind of car is that for?

>>712652395
Thanks for letting me back into my apartment
anon

>>712652483
I like the picture quality more than your keys. I dont see calluses on your hands, get to the gym faggot
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>>712652506
The key and the US Army Dog tag
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>>712652543
Subaru... Well that key will still be on your keychain 10 years from now
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>>712652334
>Update
What battalion? Have you done any tours? 6/10
>>712652394
Looks good 8/10
>>712652395
Not really clear but 5/10
>>712652468
Yeah we have that too. Some kids try using a trash lid to slide down a rocky hill. It wasn't pretty.
>>712652483
7/10
>>712652543
8/10
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>>712652580
You bet. Thanks for the 25 bucks!
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here you go my shit tier keys
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>>712652394
The lion logo is not a Peugeot or a Sterling, what is it?
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>>712652948
Ive never seen someone attach keys to their belt with that kind of clip. Cool shit anon
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>>712638903
Holy shit. I think I have Autism.
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I have too much shit.
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>>712652948
breddy gud 10/10
>>712652988
line of work?
>>712653212
detach the bottle opener and the knife, also add usb
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>>712650651
Looks like my town
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>>712652580
>>712653010
>>712652673

Holden Commodore, Ausfag here.
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>>712653323
Cedartown ga. Where you at?
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>>712653212

>Kalashnikov

Ayyyyyyyy
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>>712653392
Plymouth indiana Kek. I'm from North Carolina tho. Miss the south =[
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>>712652988
>>712653274
Refrigeration Pipe Fitting bro. Im a 250 Journeyman, and I am a Project Manager for an HVAC Company.
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>>712653014
Thanks, bro. In warmer weather I carry a Taurus PT111 in my front pocket with a pocket holster, so easier to move the keys to my belt. Keep an extra mag in a pouch on the other side.
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>>712636037
I'm 24 and smoke hella weed
>>712636544
I do vape lol but I eat the fuck out some meat
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>>712653514
>Taurus PT111

Nice man
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