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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>712622311
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
Hug me yuno
Claimed.
Claim
not claimed
OHAIO
>>712628776
Ah, yes, you should pay attention in class then, I'd feel bad if I was to distract you from it.
And thank you, I enjoy your company as well.
カラミチーマス
>>712629257
No, its fine, no big deal we aren't going over much more than a German video. I will have to leave sometime soon anyways though, I have already eaten up half my phone's battery.
死ね
Alice2 i-is now claimed!!
Alice2, there's no need to be shy... you know I've been loving you since the start!
Foot
Zing.
Claimed.
>>712631827
Cute!
>>712631237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9_pTD0uIi4
Aaaaaaa
Shiro claimed.
I am slow, and shameful!
>>712626413 (You) (You)
>IT Ausbildung
So schlimm ist das doch gar nicht. Hat immerhin eine Zukunft und recht gute Sicherheit, solange es Idioten gibt die den Power-Knopf nicht finden.
>>712626440 (Distsun)
>retarded
Yea, that may be true, but I think even a retard can do relatively decent if he learns efficiently.
What subjects do you struggle with?
>good connections
Fair enough, do what you want then, though having a bit of an education will help you regardless, even if it's just for a backup plan.
>Yuno
But she likes the you that is you, and not some lazy slacker!
>>712626500 (K-on)
>>712631912
>actual music in the movie
Guess I'll check that out, if I find the time. But movies are always so long...
>>712626899 (Pantsu)
>>712632244
>hygiene authority
I love mystery meat! And who cares what animal, as long as it's tasty?
>>712632244
That's quite nice, especially at the two minute mark.
https://my.mixtape.moe/iyjffw.mp3
>>712632733
Pantsu
>>712633051
I'm more into stripes, but I can appreciate some dots once in a while.
>Just woke up
Fug
>>712633170
Stripes are the superior pantsu
>tfw none of waifu
>>712633247
Waking up sucks, so back to sleep!
>>712633308
>tfw none of waifu
A fate worse than death.
>>712633247
If I was with you I could have woken you up.
>>712633170
What about cute pantsu with little animals on them
>>712633495
Ngnl is my next watch in excited forShiro
>>712632733
>I am slow, and shameful!
In der Tat.
Ich denke ich hab 3 Versuche:
Du hattest unerwartet Besuch?
Du hast zu lange gefappt und der Thread war tot?
Du hast kein Kleingeld für den Pizzaboten also musstest du ihn anders bezahlen?
>Power-Knopf
Fluch und Segen zugleich
>>712633495
But then I would have to wake up again!
>>712633547
Something tells me there's lewd implications along with this...
claim
>>712633661
Hi Jibril!
>>712633547
Hey Midori.
>>712633722
Sup Makoto.
Wew there sure are alot of German street names on Captcha
>>712633611
That can be cute too, I guess, but it's often on the girls that are too young to be sexy.
>>712633638
And you should be, she's a cute! There is even hope for a second season within our lifetime.
>>712633661
... Ich sag mal das eins davon einen gewissen Anteil hatte.
>>712633722
Not if you take enough pills!
claimed
>>712634121
Sup Yui, still using Legacy Captcha?
>>712634137
That's a fair and valid point.
>>712634158
FROGE!
>>712634241
you and that face
>>712634137
Very much a cute!
>hope for a second season
If only I was so lucky...
>>712633638
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1482132
>>712634121
Hi
>>712634137
>einen gewissen Anteil
Mutti hat angerufen um zu fragen wie's dir geht?
>>712633722
Pervert.
>>712634121
yoyo
>>712634460
has your grudge against me gone away yet?
>>712634289
I love that face.
>>712634568
>Calling me a pervert
How?!
>>712634804
I like your face aswell
>>712634460
It's that hope that keeps me alive and functioning.
>>712634463
You are a true advocate of the just cause. I love you as I would love a brother.
Could be stripped though.
>>712634490
Fap + Nickerchen wärs gewesen.
Währendessen ruf ich Mutti immer nur ungern an.
>>712634897
Thanks I guess.
>>712634463
I mean.. it's better than nothing I guess
>>712634897
I wish they intended to continue Pandora Hearts. I'm not a lucky person though
>>712634241
Ya, I like it sometimes. I don't really like the whole picture thing.
>>712634568
Cute.
>>712635077
I am though. I can offset it.
>>712635191
>>712635039
You look non existent
>>712635191
A cute.
Would hug dearly for hours on end.
>>712634897
>Fap + Nickerchen wärs gewesen.
Da kann ich nichts gegen sagen. Ein genialer Plan.
>Währendessen ruf ich Mutti immer nur ungern an.
Oh shit Familien-drama...
>>712635110
>>712635191
Clumsy music girl
>>712635254
I'm right here :o
I napped again.
https://youtu.be/dgc9g7OB6Jc
>>712634852
Wat
>>712635110
Neither do I. I was still using legacy back when it was just numbers and I could type them up in like, 2 seconds tops. But now they're back to really strange ones and the pictures are just easier than that shit.
>>712635191
>>712635416
Really good at that middle school string game.
>>712634804
By typing it and thinking it.
>Pervert
>>712635110
Cutest Rosario waifu.
>>712635521
>Forgot picture
I am 2gud4u
>>712635584
Everyone is too good for me.
>>712635077
I didn't even watch the first season. Is it worth? What is it even?
>>712635326
Nein wirklich. Ich hab ja schon Dinge getan auf die ich nicht stolz bin, aber derartiges war nicht dabei.
![Syndra [62].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nNMUdi6.jpg "Syndra [62].jpg")
>>712635743
It is worth it. Kind of hard to explain what it is without spoiling some things
>>712635743
Ich glaube du hast mich falsch verstanden, nur weiß ich nicht wie?
Bild war nicht relevant...
Familiendrama hatte keine weitere Bedeutung...
Spricht da etwa die Schuld aus dir?
>>712635850
Hi Syndra <3
Look at all this shit taste.
Don't mind me, just posting perfection.
>>712635583
Nou!
>>712635655
RIP Anon
>>712636235
Better than mine
>pic related
>>712636235
She is fine I guess.
QOTT: favorite tv show?
>>712636609
>Paying for tv
>watching tv
![Syndra [69].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UzXUdOf.jpg "Syndra [69].jpg")
>>712636007
>>712636609
>TV
lolno
>Initial D favorite Chinese Cartoon though
>>712636609
I don't watch tv
>>712636800
>>712636762
>>712636670
tv is the most popular form of media
what a bunch of fucking hipsters LOL
>>712636609
I don't even own a TV.
>>712636849
>Wanting to watch generic Sitcom #502 or biased as fuck news channels
Claimed
>>712636849
Cool, I get to keep a nice 60 bucks in my pocket a month
>>712635975
I mean, is it more serious or just some comedy.
>>712636007
>Schuld
Ich hab keine Ahnung wovon du sprichst und gemäß §173 ist der Beischlaf mit Cousinen ersten Grades erlaubt. Nur eine zufällige Feststellung, die ich an dieser Stelle treffen wollte.
>>712636849
Youtube and anime is better
>>712636982
>>712637044
>wanting to be a contrarian
>>712637089
jesus christ you sound like a weeb wasting your life
I'm not even mad anymore, just kinda in awe
>>712637207
I am a weeb wasting my life claiming a 2D character that isn't real for no reason
>>712637207
>Not paying for something I don't enjoy is contrarian
Okay.
>>712636699
>>712637076
Du erregst schon ein gewisses Interesse. Nur der Klarheit halber (und um meine Notizen zu verfolständigen), deine Cousine, echt?
Wie alt wart ihr?
Und viel wichtiger wie sieht sie aus?
2. Frage bitte auch beantworten wenn die 1. nicht zutrifft...
>>712637299
rejecting social norms is tho
>>712637293
there is no help for you :o
>>712637207
>wanting to pay money monthly to something I won't use anyways.
Great sense, you should pay me monthly
>>712637429
I know -_-
Time to kill myself
>>712637429
If I don't enjoy the social norms, there's no reason for me to bother with them.
>>712637076
It has elements of both, but I'd say it's more serious than it is comedy. It's mostly character development, and the manga which is much longer, had a lot more to it
>>712637308
It's there a black winged angel as well? I see someone post a waifu with black wings in the lower back now and then
>>712637526
>>712637526
yes that is what a contrarian is
put that on btw?
>>712637484
I would miss you :o
>>712637455
but I enjoy you
>>712637308
Hör auf zu sabbern, das war doch nur ein Spaß.
Ich wär ja voll dabei, aber ich hab nur männliche Cousins, und das wäre seltsam.
>>712637543
So I shouldnt bother with the anime and read instead?
>>712637622
Then I guess I'm a contrarian. Yay?
>>712637751
yay to your outfit :o
>>712637622
Then nevermind
You are too cute to argue with anyways.
>>712637429
Social norm depends on region.
So in the region of my house, I'm the social norm.
>>712637814
but you dont know my waifu :o
>>712637622
I doubt it
>>712637822
that would mean you could do any weird shit in your house and just call it normal for you :o
epic meme btw :)
>>712637949
I miss everyone that leaves the thread :o
>>712637872
I think you are Sachi or Konata, either way you are too cute.
ö
>>712637543
>It's there a black winged angel as well? I see someone post a waifu with black wings in the lower back now and then
probably a coincidence, i think the wings are uniformly white although i don't remember it ever being stated explicitly
>>712637717
>Hör auf zu sabbern
vergiss das am besten einfach
>das war doch nur ein Spaß
Ich würde lügen wenn ich sageen würde Ich wäre nicht enttäuscht.
>Ich wär ja voll dabei
gut so
>aber ich hab nur männliche Cousins
Such is life
>>712638028
what would make you think I'm either of them? :o
Whelp, off to waste my life away playing Skyrim.
![Syndra [275].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qVkhQXB.jpg "Syndra [275].jpg")
>>712637308
>>712638093
They are the only posters that I have seen that post with that signature.
If you are someone I haven't met than all the better.
>>712638167
Have fun
>>712638275
I :o first
nice to meet you too
>>712638932
Same to you.
Its getting boring so I'll post some partial lewds.
>>712637717
I'd recommend reading, then watching if you intend to watch it
>>712638079
Hmm. Okay then, thank you
>>712639134
Yuibutt
are you guys posting lewds? :)
>>712638079
>enttäuscht
Du solltest grundsätzlich nichts glauben, was dir jemand im Internet erzählt.
>Such is life
Deshalb bevorzuge ich glorious 2D.
>>712639159
Reading is such a hassle though.
>>712640136
Sure.
Yuibutt
>>712638254
>>712640313
>Du solltest grundsätzlich nichts glauben, was dir jemand im Internet erzählt.
Ich will es aber glauben. So lange ich dich nicht im RL kenne kann ich mir deine Person so schön reden wie ich will.
>Deshalb bevorzuge ich glorious 2D.
Gut so.
Post some full lewds
>>712640673
Phone's dead. Maybe later
ONLY 47 DOGS IN MY WOK ACCOUNT
>>712632745
Reminds me of Oneohtrix, can you sauce me on this?
>>712640673
You first.
ONLY 47 LAMBORGHINIS IN MY LAMBORGHINI ACCOUNT
>>712641158
wew
nice pantsu tho
>>712641158
I would but there aren't many good lewds of my waifu
>>712641158
Go-qualia - Xeno
Heliosheath
https://mega.nz/#!xhg2AJxb!QkH0LE_UDAVffMv80ei_plbAfjH2k2GpWu0bvYlSyP4
>>712641513
I still want to see :o
Boring people.
Just realized how bad I am at making rice
>>712640635
Wenn es dir so viel bedeutet dann ja, ich bin ein inzestuöser Pedophiler der auf Pferde steht.
>>712641158
Wew, lad, she sure knows how to get that contract.
>>712641831
cute
>>712641831
Irrelevant person
![Syndra [223].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6YKG5nt.jpg "Syndra [223].jpg")
>>712640635
>>712642270
>>712641995
>der auf Pferde steht
was denkst du bitte von mir?
>>712642098
even if this isn't the actual chen you shouldn't call chen an irrelevant person tbh
>>712641781
Here's some random one
>>712642363
Ich denke, dass du glücklich bist, je weiter ich mich von Gott abwende.
>>712642270
Tea
>>712642506
what's wrong with her vagina? :o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6EvKm2Kcyc
>>712642270
forgot to mention that this pic is awfully erotic for being non lewd
and i like that
>>712642585
Bitte reduzier mich nicht auf Masturbationsmaterial längst vergangener Zeiten.
Und du hast immernoch nicht klargestellt ob du echt MLP-Plush besitzt...
>>712642723
I don't know. Like i said there are no good lewds
>>712642745
shit anime :o
https://youtu.be/t0dJqlvOSq4
![Syndra [308].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LO7okE2.jpg "Syndra [308].jpg")
>>712642363
>>712641995
She does, but that pic has nothing to do with how she gets them.
>>712641557
His discography seems to be quite interesting and varied, great share.
>has an album called Tsukasa Ambient Works
kek
>>712642875
Did you listen to the Blue Loveless thing? Also this is my favourite mbv track.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oXJus1ajIU
>>712642870
>>712642098
I will have more impact on this world than anyone in this thread ever will, don't worry.
>>712643290
boring and generic competition anime with no surprises at all :o
4/10
>>712643473
Are you a doctor?
>>712643281
Oh, so she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose?
Anyone have the "/waifus/ dead" copypasta?
>>712644224
Waifu's dead.
He's fucking dead. I don't know.. I just. Fuck. He texted me a little bit earlier about the threads, I tried to convince him not to but just FUCK. He thought the chick he was waifu with hated him. I wasn't here for it, but we were texting about it. Some asshole, according to this thread it was most likely Mai, went and framed him as a pervert and made it look like he was hitting on that drawfag or some shit. I know that doesn't seem like a big deal but fuck dude he's young and that feels like the end of the fucking world when a girl thinks that about you and he just got out of a relationship a while ago but fuck. I just.. fuck. I don't know what to do anymore. He told me he was going to end his life. No reply. No matter how much I text, it says he hasn't read it. Before that he just didn't sound like the same guy anymore, he was going off the deep end saying he was worthless and that women all think he's a creep and he's ugly and bullshit like that, he said 4chan was ruining him but it was irreversable which is bullshit. Just fuck. I'm just trying to cope here. I'm hoping so much that I'm going to wake up in the morning and he'll have replied to me, maybe he fell asleep first or something. Fuck I don't know if i can sleep I don't even know who to go to other than here
>>712644290
Thanks
>>712644373
autists enjoy repetition
>>712643281
I haven't, sorry it slipped my mind.
My favorite track of any mbv album is Sometimes and Loveless is my favorite album of all time period too.
>>712643473
That doesn't seem that bragworthy to me.
Shitposter BTFO
Claimed.
>>712644503
You must really enjoy it then
>>712645176
autists enjoy repetition
>>712645287
You must really enjoy it then
>>712642911
>>712643860
keine antwort ist auch eine antwort
>>712645176
>>712645287
>>712644503
MY NIGGA YOU JUST GOT ROASTED
>>712643860
Confidential information and still unrelated to her contracts. She's just a powerful and poplar synth, that's all there is to it.
>>712644519
Loveless is easily my favourite album from them too, mbv is quite good but falls short on a few tracks while Loveless is a solid 10 from the beginning to the end.
I simply can't pick a single favourite track from it, I Only Said and Soon are up there for me and while Only Shallow isn't, I think it does an amazing job at opening the album and hooking the listener with all those catchy guitars.
I didn't listen to This is Your Bloody Valentine and Ecstasy & Wine yet.
>>712644503
thanks
>>712645400
autists enjoy repetition
>>712645486
autists enjoy repetition
>>712645570
thanks me too
>>712645495
You must really enjoy it then
>>712645610
autists enjoy repetition
>>712645459
You must really enjoy it then
>>712645612
autists enjoy repetition
>Ask Nephew if he'd like to have photoshop to draw and such with, since I know they like drawing
>"What, that thing that Hollywood uses to make people feel ashamed of their bodies?"
....what the fuck man, how did my question even warrant this kind of response?
>>712628904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjuD6lZUU2A
>>712645746
You must really enjoy it then
>>712645804
autists enjoy repetition
>>712645900
autists enjoy repetition
>>712645971
You must really enjoy it then
>>712645804
You're nephew is obviously a special snowflake libtard
>>712646076
autists enjoy repetition
Claiming all of them.
>>712646126
You must really like it then
>>712646085
I mean, they are. I knew that, and for the most part I've been trying to get it through their head that the world's gunna laugh in their face if they don't toughen up. It's SEEMINGLY been working, but with this, I just dunno man.
>>712646224
autists enjoy repetition
>>712646303
You must really enjoy it then
>>712646140
Reminds me of this.
>>712646391
autists enjoy repetition
>>712646286
Special snowflakes are annoying.
>>712646416
autists enjoy heresy
>>712646416
Cute. I just like seeing Flan and her clones because it just gives me that feeling of her having multiple personalities. Here is a Flan clone hug.
>>712646549
You must really enjoy it then
>>712646140 (fangs)
>>712646669
autists enjoy repetition
![Syndra [307].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yTKB2He.jpg "Syndra [307].jpg")
>>712645435
>>712646685
No u.
>>712645435
Das schöne an Pantsu ist, dass es einem Raum lässt die Lücken in dem, was man sieht, mit seinem eigenen Vorstellungsvermögen füllen.
>>712645486
Well, officially, because the real reason is confidential, right?
>>712646743
You must really enjoy it then
>>712645486
Soon, Sometimes and What You Want are my favorites in all likelyhood, though I struggle to come up with favorites a lot of the time.
Both Ecstacy and Wine and This is your Bloody Valentine are good records. I like You Made Me Realise too.
https://youtu.be/y6cR2YesUrg
>>712646853
autists enjoy repetition
>>712646594
You must really enjoy it then
>>712646921
You must really enjoy it then
>>712646981
autists enjoy heresy
>>712647009
autists enjoy repetition
>>712647087
You must really enjoy it then
>>712647220
autists enjoy repetition
Repetition enjoys autists
>>712647327
>In Soviet Russia
>>712647301
You must really enjoy it then
>>712647441
autists enjoy repetition
>>712647327
You must really enjoy it then
>>712647473
You must really enjoy it then
>>712647301
>>712647220
>>712647087
>>712647057
>>712647009
>>712646981
>>712646921
>>712646853
>>712646743
>>712646669
>>712646594
>>712646549
>>712646303
>>712646391
>>712646224
http://youtu.be/-1yzoiUIGGs
>>712647533
autists enjoy repetition
>>712646593
I agree. Oh well, I'll just keep trying to change them, and if I don't, when they can't land even a simple shit job because they get butt blasted at literally everything, all I'm say to them is "I told you so"
>>712646783
>>712646815
>Das schöne an Pantsu ist, dass es einem Raum lässt die Lücken in dem, was man sieht, mit seinem eigenen Vorstellungsvermögen füllen.
Das ist korrekt und eine wertvolle Analyse zur attraktivität der Pantsu.
Aber du umgehst einfach die wichtigen Antworten...
>>712647608
You must really enjoy it then
>>712647718
autists enjoy repetition
>>712647753
You must really enjoy it then
>>712647832
autists enjoy repetition
>>712647537
uǝɥʇ ʇᴉ ʎoɾuǝ ʎllɐǝɹ ʇsnɯ no⅄
>>712647850
You must really enjoy it then
>>712647850
I love repetition
>>712647935
autists enjoy repetition
>>712646815
Nuu, these things you're trying to talk about are only relevant to a special person in her heart. Her methods to get contracts are clear and not shady at all.
Except maybe a slightly revealing outfit that she can use to flash her panties here and there, but that's it and Shiro also does this.
>>712646861
I really like Cigarette in Your Bed from You Made me Realise, it sounds dreamy and like you're floating, at least if you're high enough.
No Bilinda has been keeping me away from This is Your Bloody Valentine for a while.
Good track.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIJSc2JY-q0
>>712648020
You must really enjoy it then
>>712648181
autists enjoy repetition
>>712647057
I don't.
>>712648246
autists enjoy heresy
![Syndra [350].png](https://i.imgur.com/H6x3N9U.png "Syndra [350].png")
>>712647650
>>712648112
>My bloody Valentine
Are you a 13 yo girl?
If so meet me at my place with some condoms
>>712648412
Pedophilia is not ok.
>>712648333 (checked)
>>712648793
Age of consent is 13
It's not pedophilia
MY OFFSIDER FORGOT TO TURN OFF THE FRYER
HOLY HELL IS IT HOT
>>712648793
autists enjoy pedophilia
>>712648112
I haven't listened to that ilys, I don't know why just forgot about it I guess, it's a good side-project one that better shows what a good drummer Zach Hill.
https://youtu.be/04i4A5OdNmA
>>712648954
Stay alive, Rory.
>>712648954
ONLY 47 SHRIMPS IN MY BARBIE ACCOUNT
>>712648240
You must really enjoy it then
>>712649126
autists enjoy repetition
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BjYPhY9H8hI
I fucking love this song, God damn it is good
Also, Captcha asked for a pier which is a new one.
>>712649220
You must really enjoy it then
>>712647650
Das ist sehr richtig, aber bevor ich auf den Punkt kommen kann, muss ich wissen, wie viele Scheiben Käse du im Kühlschrank hast.
>>712648112
They are also relevant to garden hose producers, and I think it would make for a great youtube video.
The pantsu is pure and just. There is nothing immoral about it.
>>712649321
autists enjoy repetition
>>712649302
>not using legacy captcha
SCRUB
>>712649321
>>712649220
>>712649126
>>712648240
>>712648181
>>712648020
>>712647935
>>712647850
>>712647832
>>712647753
>>712647718
>>712647608
>>712647533
>>712647473
>>712647441
>>712647301
>>712647220
>>712647087
>>712647009
>>712646921
We get it sachii
You have autism
We knew this
>>712649104
Ill live. Lots of ice water. But still the REEEEE.
>>712649302
They sound autotuned to fuck
>>712649396
You must really enjoy it then
