Waifu claiming thread.
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>>712628904
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>712649384
>Das ist sehr richtig, aber bevor ich auf den Punkt kommen kann, muss ich wissen, wie viele Scheiben Käse du im Kühlschrank hast.
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Ich habe mir jetzt deinen wahrscheinlichen MLP-Fanartikelbesitz notiert.
Du stehst jetzt hinter Kirino auf meiner Liste.
>>712649479
OI WANKA
DID A DINGO STEAL MY (YOU)?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
>>712649498
>I have the weirdest pocky
Claim
>>712649423
You must really enjoy it then
Also i'm not sachi
Ohaio
Shiro claimed.
>>712649590
Jaja, du hast natürlich recht, Wurst ist besser.
>>712649622
>>712649700
>Also i'm not sachi
That does sound like something a sachi would say.
Proof that you are the real deal by rolling trips.
Best Waifu Claimed
>>712649850
>>712649878
I can't get trips
>>712649878
pantsu
>>712649553
>Jaja, du hast natürlich recht, Wurst ist besser.
Das hat sogar nen guten Grund. Irgendein Hurensohn klaut hier immer Essen. Normalerweise nur Pzza aber das letzte mal hat der mir ernsthaft einfach ne Packing Scheibenkäse abgezogen.
Seitdem kaufe ich keinen mehr. Das war mir einfach zu absurd.
>>712649938
Seriously? Whoreo?
I must depart.
>>712649953
>>712650028
Ich spreche kein Deutsch :(
![Syndra [62].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nNMUdi6.jpg "Syndra [62].jpg")
>>712649953
>le edgy black design
>>712649956
I saw trough your disguise from the very beginning.
>>712649999
>glorious check
All you want!
>>712650028
Mach wieder eine Packung rein, aber reib die oberste Scheibe mit deinem Sperma ein. Nicht zu dick, er soll es nicht gleich merken.
Wohnst du in einer WG oder war das bei der Arbeit?
>>712650120
I must deport.
>>712650181
I think he meant me, but he's bad at reading numbers. Don't be hard on him, that's my job.
>>712650174
>>712650280
>>712648846
I enjoyed that release more than their first one, that track and "Doing things that artists do" are my favourites from it.
It's hard to remember about everything when there's so much you want to listen to, then there's the fact that the more albums you listen the more albums you want to relisten.
I'm guilty of never listening to anything by Curve before even tough they are in tons and tons of shoegaze charts, I just dismissed them for later for some reason over everything else.
I love the way that bass flows.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJdukIQmoxQ
This is still my 2016 AOTY.
>>712649384
>The pantsu is pure and just. There is nothing immoral about it.
Words of wisdom.
I return from the dead, Yuno's still mine
>>712650280
Hey shrio sorry for leaving so suddenly but I am horrible at multitasking and I started a game
>>712650316
Hey Alice
>>712650199
What disguise? I'm not sachi -_-
>>712650309
Sachii are you ok?
You've been doing this for hours now, I'm getting worried.
>>712650028
>haha, de hats natural lick rekt sausage is better
dis hat sugar nein guted grind. Irgendein herunsohn klaus hear inner essel. Normal nur pizza abril dis lettuce nad hats hur dur murr minecraft finefact nu packing chebenkase abgesslgen
Sodom cough is klein murr. Dis war murr einfart su absurd
>>712650402
>shrio
Shiro
>>712650098
Says the tramp
hug me yuno
>>712650416
>>712650402
Hallo Yuno, hoe gaat het met je?
How come the Tohsaka shitposter still didn't learn to punctuate correctly.
>>712650402
Don't worry about it, ynuo.
>>712650416
Then why the singles?
>>712650439
What drugs are you on? Also do you share?
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>>712650402
I beg to differ
>>712650557
>>712650469
If I acknowledge your existence will you not spam an entire thread?
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>>712650591
Is dit google vertalen of heb je je innerlijke Nederlander naar boven gehaald?
>>712650701
Kek I deserve that one.
I forgot, did you get pokemon today or not?
>>712650769
Since when aren't you posting Chelsea?
>>712650701
Because i can never get trips. How else can i prove it to you?
>>712649498
>>712649938
Korbocaust
>>712649423
I don't know what legacy Captcha is
>>712649479
Who cares tbh, it sounds good
>>712650820
I learned a few sentences, like that. I figured out most of this but googled it anyway :(
I think I'm too autistic at this point to learn a new one
>>712650181
idk how that happened tbh
i don't really want to translate it tho
>>712650199
>aber reib die oberste Scheibe mit deinem Sperma ein
du hast immer die besten Ideen
>Wohnst du in einer WG oder war das bei der Arbeit?
Jo WG kann man es nennen
>>712650280
>Don't be hard on him, that's my job.
Kannst du aufhören mich so von der Seite an zu schwuchteln?
Und, sofern dein MLP-Plush nicht nur ein Listiger Trick war, warst du auch nicht so anstrengend die letzten Tage.
Cirno claimu
Also, just completed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DXICfDboAU
>>712650820
Is that suppose to be 4kid's name for Yuno?
>>712649498
nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKpfjVkmGvA&t
well OP did say husbando, guang hong ji
>>712650946
Something about pizza and cheese is all I got out of it
>>712650988
>>712650199
Mach 5 speed wiener kelvin kleins packing rain after red dies over shibe inu mitt Romney denim sperm in. Night yu dick, errr soul es night gleight murking
Wont you in wiener wg odor war dis bae durr Albert
>>712650968
>4kids
Aw the memories
>>712650790
カラミチーマス
>>712651033
>pizza
no
someone steals my cheese out of the fridge
and it's pathetic
that's the gist of it
>>712650908
>>712651033
Double forget. I'm fucking blazing it today
>>712649498
cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKpfjVkmGvA&t
>>712651085
>>712650820
yes bb
>>712651114
>>712651113
Fucking cock suckers. I hate when people steal my shit out of a shared fridge
>>712650908
Ah that's too bad, I can learn you some more useful onces if you're interested
Also I don't think autism has anything to with that
>>712650968
You tell me
Or have you gone complete psycho and have two personalities?
>>712651098
Cute gif you have there
>>712650701
I'm speaking Germain
>>712650691
I thought Tohsaka switched to Saber?
>>712651077
>That one time they made sonic and others sing the national anthem
>>712651098
Chinkie letters
>>712651224
What am I, Mr Hyde?
>>712651164
>>712651358
>>712651224
Ideally, I would like to take a course, but that probably won't happen
I think it could. Would depend on how severe it is
>>712651385
I love HMV, I'd never leave if there was a okYuu there
>>712651342
Looks like it, since now I am intersting enough for a (you)
>>712651474
What is stopping you?
Can it be more severe than claiming 2D girls and talking to other anons who do the same?
>>712651469
>>712651474
This thread is much like an HMV.
You'll never leave.
Alick
>>712651675
hey virgos i bet u dont ebin red 2000 a day in ur new Lamborghini
>>712651596
No money, nowhere to do it, no motivation and no transportation
I have that autism in my free time. It's worse when I try to do math
>>712651705
Oi, that's eilcA to you
How was everyone's day?
>>712651871
Bad
>>712651810
>>712651328
I'm talking about you, not Saber anon.
>>712651856
Your uni doesn't teach it? Perhaps it is more of a hobby for you later in life, when you are smoking your pipe in front of your fireplace
We all get autism from math
>>712651917
Why is that?
Is there anything I can do to make it better?
>>712652056
I'm Ryuko though.
Why do you think I'm this Tohsaka anon?
>>712651856
Queen wonder
>>712651871
good
>>712651917
Great
Claiming Prinz
>>712650820
I did not, because the jews delay the release as revenge. But it's okay, I will get it tomorrow.
>>712650853
Post timestamped pics of your dick. I would recognize Sachi's everywhere.
>>712650946
>beste Ideen
Ich glaube das würde wirklich funktionieren. Mach das über Wochen und Monate mit allen möglichen Köstlichkeiten, die du unbewacht im Kühlschrank stehen lässt, und dann stell eines Tages einen Laptop in die Küche und lass ein Video in Schleife laufen, wie du gerade in den Joghurt spritzt.
Ich garantiere für den Erfolg!
>WG
Hmm, hast du einen im Verdacht?
>anzuschwuchteln
Zier dich nicht, ich weiß doch worauf du stehst ;^).
>>712651077
Ja, ja das stimmt.
>>712651195
>cock suckers
Soon enough. That was the gist of my reply.
>>712649999
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>>712651987
>>712651596
Have another (you) then
>>712652251
If I tell you why you will learn to avoid it, just like the punctuation that you finally managed to do correctly.
>>712652401
lettuce
>>712652153
The school I go to is funded by the gov. They don't do language courses, only stuff people are going to be able to get a job coming out of and pay in taxes
It would be nice to learn another couple later in life, but that's something I need to have turn out good for me
I hit it hard. Harder than Chris Brown hit Rihanna
>>712652289
How are you doing today?
>>712652177
Everyday is bad and no
>>712652457
I don't have a camera but i can post my waifu folder
>>712652588
>I don't have a camera
That stopped being a valid excuse after they started putting cameras into phones.
>>712652401
Cutest ship
>>712652500
Jew~
>>712652586
Cold and hungry, but pretty great.
How wonderful are you?
>>712652512
I'm not Tohsaka though...
>>712652701
I don't have a phone
>>712651085
>>712651164
>>712651358
>>712651469
>>712651675
>>712651810
>>712651987
>>712652465
At least be creative, faggitz...
>>712652794
Sure.
>>712652153
>>712652586
I'm the Tohsaka Rin poster, Miku
>>712652465
>>712652457
>Hmm, hast du einen im Verdacht?
Spricht sich rum, dass es wohl einer der hier regelmäßig zu Besuch kommt ist.
>Zier dich nicht, ich weiß doch worauf du stehst ;^).
Manchmal wünschte ich du könntest auch ernst sein, dann fällt mir ein wie langweilig das eigentlich wär...
>>712653015
Why would you say that? He is even more irrelevant than you.
>>712652823
what the fuck...
It was animated when I made it... gimme a moment
>>712653122
I'm pretty relevant
Do you mean Chen?
Friendly reminder that Rin Tohsaka pleases old men for money, Galil a catgun, Tuka a complete turbo shit, heresy is good for you and that you're waifu a shit.
>>712651871
I survived it
>>712652724
I'm never wonderful!
>>712652910
Wat
>>712653296
No, YOUR waifu a shit
>except her legs
>>712653296
>heresy is good for you and that you're waifu a shit.
this is the only part that isn't true
>>712652724
Oy vey
>>712653366
>>712653296
Emi has best legs
>>712652823
>>712653038
I've ran out of screen space
>>712652853
I really don't. Obviously i have no friends or anything i would need to call, i don't go outside and i have a computer
>>712653366
Super wonderful?!
>>712653408
That looks bad for your teeth.
>>712653271
You never even had an anon-waifu, unless you count Chara.
>>712652823
>>712653196
Sorry, used a regular CompuServer Gif, not a Save for Web gif. Here's the real one.
>>712653565
>>712653296
Ree
>>712653385
Ree
>>712653569
That's the joke
>>712653692
You're my anon waifu ofc
>>712653569
Never. Sorry
>>712653936
I had that mousepad, and all I smell is rice
>>712653060
>auch ernst sein
Also das mit dem Sperma hätte ich auch in vollem ernst gemacht. Was will der andere machen? Du darfst auf dein Essen schmieren was du willst. Sogar Eisenhut oder Milzbrand.
>>712653565
>Obviously i have no friends
But that also applies to Sachi... I really want to trust you, but how can I without seeing your dick?
>>712649999
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>>712654104
Wh-what's she gonna do with that piece, Anon?
Is it gonna go in her..?
OwO
>>712654009
Ssshhhh
You're doing fine...
>>712654104
>>712654255
fags gtfo
>>712653936
I have standards.
I am back.
>>712653784
I had to turn my screen sideways for this one
>>712654396
Hi REE
>>712653722
You should have made the loli switch places with every frame, too.
>>712654255
Jesus Chirst, lord in heaven, why so lewd? Shiro is just making a chess move with that piece on a very hot and humid day.
>>712649999
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>>712654384
So does Miku but you claim her anyway. And if you do have standards why are you claiming Miku, Homura?
>>712654104
>>712649999
Hell even Ill pay that pantsu
>>712653453
>>712653366
>being this new
>>712653385
Pretty sure it was all facts of /waifu/
>>712654104
Will this work?
>>712654258
I mean, I'm alive so
>>712654595
You know when I got here :|
>>712654596
what other folders are there in "Stuff"?
>>712654478
Evening.
REE?
>>712654595
I'm more of an oldfag than you
>>712654724
>>712654828
Your nickname~
>>712654946
>>712655078
>>712654933
Then you would know them to be true.
>>712654783
Not really.
>>712655232
>>712655251
Emi has better legs
POST LEGS
>>712655251
Feed me the .gif
>>712655366
Emi is fastest waifu on no legs. I am best waifu legs. Get your facts straight homie :^)
>>712655436
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>>712655326
>>712655436
I don't have any leg pics
>>712651224
Thanks for letting me know it existed
>>712651342
Hispanic dude
