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Rekt thread
When your mom throws her sandal and it hits you dead in the back of your head
>>712608510
edggggggyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>712608510
/r/aww in a nutshell
Bump
Fukin rekt a wall m8
>>712608168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ODMUbe7J-I&t
>>712610739
fucking chinks
>>712611050
wtf is this shit
>>712610180
kek
>>712611050
>>712611405
>>712611121
Jesus christ that's jason bourne
>>712610215
>>712610883
better quality one?
>>712611583
I was rekt for watching this
>>712610122
Correction : wall rekt you
>>712610524
D A N K
A
N
K
>>712610180
I'm assuming that was a shotgun slug?
>>712610211
THIS IS REKT
>>712610159
THIS IS JUST GORE
>>712610276
REKT
>>712608168
GORE
>>712610689
Top kek rekt, he stays in the same position
>>712611405
fuck off gore
>>712610412
lel
>>712611908
Totally faked (the guy on the wire).
>>712611975
This dude pissed some redneck farmer off way too hard
>>712612047
>>712611975
Probably fell on it
>>712612095
Yeah but would be much funnier if someone actually stuck it up there.
>>712612189
True, but angle of attack yada yada
>>712612189
It's happened I'm sure, but probably shoved straight in. Keep cruising rekt threads- it's bound to show up some time with all the ways we've seen people get rekt on here.
>>712611050
lold hard at this
>>712608168
Woah, first time i see such a messy kill with a flip flop.
>>712608168
that flip flop must have been going fast.
>>712610129
Sauce on the reckage?
>>712612504
>we keep trying to get a leg up on this investigation
>but I'm stumped
>>712610180
sorry but i prefer when sandniggers were bashed
>>712610444
fuckn sandniggers
deus vult
>>712612511
>Rekt communist
A lot of Japanese didn't like commies like the U.S. seems to embrace them now
>>712612504
>>712610689
>>712611908
How the fuck can you not spot fake flames and sparks when they're right in front of you?
>>712612669
>>712610689
>>712611621
this shit gave me nitghtmares
>>712611975
as long as I know, this guy is the owner of farmersonly.com there is a funny story but Im not sure if it is true.
>>712612827
sauce?
>>712611687
seen enough yuri to know how it ends
>>712611405
The butt hurt is strong with this one.
>>712611687
in usa she would sue her for sexual harrassment.
>>712612702
Telephone (what he stands on) and cable (what he holds onto) can't make fire or dangerous shocks. >>712610689
>>712611908
same thinkin'
newfags don't recognize the diffenrece
>>712612950
Oh stfu ffs!
>>712610412
looks like woman Bernie Sanders kek
>>712612926
why niggers always steal bikes ?
>>712612940
low hanging fruit for you
>>712610159
Fuggin sand niggers
>>712613059
savage
>>712608168
Imagine if this was how flip flops were born. Like you feel a little thirsty then they bust out of your head like Alien
>>712613128
Instinct.
>>712613213
>Imagine if this was how flip flops were born
+1 for making me laugh
>>712612926
the ones where they tie a cable to it and the ones where they disable the brakes are hilarious
1 useless creature less
>>712613587
Omg, say that again.
>>712612511
Back story?
>>712613454
Tard fell, no big loss
Get that shit out of the gene pool
>>712613607
Sauce plox
>>712613607
LOL at the guy who can't get away because he keeps slipping.
>>712613708
the steam hit him hard!
>>712613454
his form sucks
>>712613701
Here's the video I encoded it from:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3CkOunk8fY
>>712613059
This is that one nigger in ten thousand
>>712610412
Seems like a better strategy for life trying to be the first female president than waiting for one to arrive. Classic liberal, expecting something you want to happen instead of being the person who made it happen.
>>712613815
Pressure cooker
>>712608168
dat... dat... flip flop
>>712610122
are you bulimic?
>>712613954
/b/ movie the killer flip flop!
>>712613935
I'm just not a fan of identity politics and those that crave it can suck my nuts
>>712608510
vótmá.
>>712613125
Little cunts you can see they are not trying..
>>712610122
keyboard rekted yu, u faggotcancer noob
>>712613970
Goddamn
>>712614064
I think it's the Oz football team actually. They're all whities
Also if i remember correctly, the guy is the girl's dad
>>712614064
She'll forever feel his hand on her breast, and can watch the video any time she forgets about it
>>712614081
You're welcome! :)
>>712614106
>>712613174
full vid source?
>>712613213
>Imagine if this was how flip flops were born.
kek
>>712613610
1 useless creature less
>>712614064
Fucking unbelievable ..I'm surprised HE didn't go down for the Muff..DIRTY CUNT..
Should be in prison..at best!
>>712614051
That's good. I'll suck your nuts if you prepare your anus. We'll have a good time, no homo.
>>712610689
*Mario game ove theme*
>>712610211
Bender would have been proud.
>>712614106
Black man getting back at whitey again. When will whitey ever learn blackey will always want to destroy whitey?
>>712614064
And it's football, not soccor nor soccer amfag sucker!
>>712614205
Can't help ya.
>>712614317
>Reply to Thread No.712608168
Fuck up dickhead!
>>712614269
>>712614106
only with audi superior technology.
vorspung durch technnik
>>712611698
Sure, I'll digitally enhance it.
>>712612895
Fuck you weaboo fuck.
>>712614317
Soccer is a delightfully unique word and not using it to describe the world game, especially when "football" is already used to describe another sport, is gay.
>>712608168
Someone threw that flipflop extra fast on his head
>>712613792
This for real?
>>712612551
Poor doggo, stung by a bee I suppose.
>>712613639
lololol
>>712612740
dat.
>>712613174
What??
>>712610412
this is actually funny
>>712610211
He looks like a glitched npc from a game lol
>>712614477
Why wouldn't it be?
>>712613364
don't get it yo germans, why supposedly u feel embaresed by your own flag
>>712614375
Huh?
You mad?
>>712614545
Backstory?
>>712614666
your fault. if you didn't kill hitler, everyone would be proud nowadays. just as other fags are proud for their flags representing mass murder countries.
>>712610159
pic very related
>>712614545
This was satisfying.
I'm not even religious, but sometimes a nigger just needs the shit knocked right the fuck out of him
>>712612551
bepis.
>>712614317
Who gives a fuck you fucking idiot. Only 12 yo Europoors care.
>>712611616
>inb4
>>712608168
On the bright side, a necromancer wont be able to use him.
>>712614784
You obviously do faggot, triggered muh?
>>712614248
Omg, say that again.
>>712614698
Nah...Just sick of brit cunts..pompous fucks ..chinless wonders!!
>>712614714
Christians were protesting the destruction of a church. The black guy played an offensive song about Jesus on his phone and one of the Christians channeled Jesus on him.
>>712614471
>football already used
the real football was already 500 years old when the fucked up version was made up.
>>712614742
Just slow step left, back quickly and turn...sweet
>>712611405
this is gore, lmao
>>712614715
Hopefully just a big box of polystyrene!!
>>712614887
Not a britbong here but noice try.
>>712614903
Thanks
>>712608510
still waiting for the high-resolution version with sound.
>>712614873
Confirmed 12 yo.
>>712614903
I'm not religious but the nignog was begging for it
>>712614856
I have absolutely no idea how, but from the thumbnail of that picture, I somehow saw a KKK member instead of that cat. Now I'm just baffled and staring at the thumbnail to try to understand what went wrong.
>>712610159
who will clean that mess?
>>712611687
Somebody has been watching too much Yuri...
>>712614145
the hell don't shoot at the fuckn' tires
>>712614917
football = loads of uneducated dumb cunts kicking a round thing...
WHOOPIE..surely theres no one retarded enough to be SOLD that SHITE?...!!
oh hang on though...
>>712614199
lemme guess, female driver
>>712610524
his true ability: avoid shitting in his pants while jumping
>btw: why this webm is in every rekt thread since 2005?
>>712615010
youre going to be waiting a loooooooooooong time unless you get off your lazy ass and find it yourself
>>712608168
Is he kill?
>>712614942
lying cunt...YOU can't hide..brit ponce.. can smell YOUR smarmy slime from here!
>>712615010
There is no hi-res version. But there is one with sound.
>>712615010
>webms with sound
Ur gonna wait for a minute on half chn
>>712615176
Are you tard!?
>>712610159
ABSOLUTELY HALAL
Allahuahua
this kills the llama eternally
>>712615158
This needs to be a ylyl
>>712615158
right in the FUCKING mandarin!!
>>712611975
lesson learnt: never troll Aquaman
The mom probably felt really bad about this.
>>712612699
fat people thinking their arms can support their enormous mass is always lel for me
>>712614064
Wtf
>>712612926
niggers gonna nignogrekt
Note: This is the version where you can see the guy actually die at the end. Don't watch unless you want to see those skeleton horses from Harry Potter.
>>712615310
I'm a sick fuck and watch rekt alot but man I hate seeing kids in here thou :/
>>712615314
Full on paedo wincest going on while camera crews filming live.
>>712615110
>football = loads of uneducated dumb cunts kicking a round thing...
no objections
>WHOOPIE..surely theres no one retarded enough to be SOLD that SHITE?...!!
huh?
where is the connection to falsely saying that football is already used to describe another sport? especially when only one or two countries in this world use that word to describe that fucked up rugby copy for pussies? and that 500 years after football was played in england?
>>712614064
Wonder just how many times he explained "it wasn't sexual"
>>712615402
still amazed how the fuck is that even possible
fucking chink engineering
>>712613113
murican womyn niggering out
>>712613125
what? did they found he was not able to pay them?
>>712615461
"It just gets me pumped up before the game, you know?"
>>712614726
but usa dindu nuffin
blame the russfags who supposedly kill the great führer
>>712615491
The best part is that the elevator had tried to eat 5 other people that month. No one cared that it was faulty.
>>712614666
because that didn't show a swastika
>>712615480
would that hurt?
>>712615452
Hey read my post you fuck..not 'that' other bollox
>>712610412
Ignorant bitch. What about Merkel? And the Brazilian president who was fired. Indonesia got one as far as I can remember. I hope she dies lonely and painfull
>>712613639
seems like mr.Intimidator took his plate number
>>712610341
wtf did the idiot think the glass was going to do... deserved to die just for being a moron
>>712614997
this is stupid, what those nig nogs want to robb, jordans?
>>712615690
maybe the money from the cashier, genius.
>>712615670
Do the windmill?
>>712615107
Yeah what a dumb cunt, had plenty of time to shoot the dude in the body or head, just whats needed anothe fuckwit with a gun
>>712610341
Story?
>>712615576
he killed himself.
but what killed him was the usa. without them brits and frenchfags and also russianfags wouldn't have stopped him. economic power from usa killed him.
>>712615429
why?
>>712613059
not bad, nigga
>>712612504
>He actually did it haha, absolute madman
>>712615734
>>712614064
MODS
>>712615746
It tends to happen for train suicides.
>>712613364
fucking jews
>>712615667
Korea is pissed over their woman president right now that's taking cues from a Korean "Rasputin"
>>712614209
Retard of the Week award
>>712615667
It's just identity politics again
>>712611908
newfag spotted
>>712614997
This guy is a fucking badass. Some nigs try to ram raid his store and he fucking shoots them. True hero.
>>712615842
This is what they're forcing on our children.
gore is boring
rekt pls
>>712612699
I came in like a wrecking ball
>>712613364
Waving your flag, being proud of your nation is not in vogue with socialist that want to destroy it.
They call it "nationalism" ewwww
>>712615667
merkel isn't the president of germany, she is the chancellor
>>712615989
Did you have to try hard for that!!
>>712611121
hey is that robin
>>712615670
More of these please.
>>712615940
Fucking rekt
>>712615734
wtf? why have I seen so many of these.... they bust open the door, and just walk right into the shaft
How can any security guard be this stupid. I mean like, drink some coffee when you have nightshift, dude.
>>712616144
They were fine .....IT'S FUCKING WATER!!
>>712615667
>I hope she dies lonely and painfull
What a dick,Bet your fun at parties.
>>712615402
is spasm the fuck out part of slowly dying?
>>712615734
Deserves to die.
>>712614163
more info plox
>>712611121
Mom gets hit in the legs, can't get up. Kid gets it in the torso and head and kips up just fine
>>712614471
>>712614317
>>712614917
The rules of association football were codified in England by the Football Association in 1863 and the name association football was coined to distinguish the game from the other forms of football played at the time, specifically rugby football.
Rugby football predates association football. American football is a modified version/ruleset of rugby football.
So in the end it's really a semantics argument due to class inheritance about whether association football predates american football. However at best, it'd be by 6 years. Not 500.
>>712615670
when u glitch in a game
>>712616204
Would still fucking hurt
>>71261606 actual leader of Germany is a woman. Joachim Gauck doesn't.
Same difference
He probably wouldn't have fucked Germany over as bad
>>712616240
Yes. They slowly take fainter and fainter breaths until they stop breathing.
>>712615940
gonna need a bigger holocaust
>>712608510
Nice
>>712616370
Filename, lost more than the vid
>>712616363
Soccer equals soccer.
Football is rugby
Gridiron is American football
Footy is Australian football.
>>712611121
that kid is made out of steel
>>712615940
That look on the girl's face.
She's like "are fucking kidding me"
>>712616363
Who the fuck are you..'George best's' liver...
Football = cunts kicking ball = cunts kicking ball !!
>>712616407
fuck em...FUCK EM!!
>>712616363
the first mentioned time football being played go back to 13th century in england. ball sports been played before in other countries too. but in england was referred to as football and can be considered the early game of what it is today.
who cares about associations?
>>712612740
dis.
>>712616597
not a suplex
>>712616559
You seem like you're trying to make a point, but unfortunately it has no relevance on the actual argument at hand.
>>712616644
I got a justice boner from that
>>712615667
finland had one years ago
>>712616597
not a reversal either
>>712615056
I'm not seeing it, but I still got a laugh. Thank you.
>>712616644
damn this is what i see in the movies
>>712616814
Do you really have to have an in depth discussion on WHO the fuck kicked something round and when...sad mate....very fucking sad!
>>712613323
man, the scraping of the shins on the edge of that dock. owwie!
>>712616906
How was it not, faggot?
>>712616714
The topic was the official names of the sports. Associaton football was called as such to differentiate itself from other football sports such as rugby football. This isn't debatable. If you're trying to argue this, you've confused yourself into thinking that I'm arguing for one of the sides, when I'm just telling both sides that they're wrong.
>>712615145
>why this
Gtfo nigger
>>712616950
Top kek
>>712616876
Lost!
>>712617015
reversal would be turning into the same or another move, this was just a counter
>>712617090
Kill confirmed!
>>712617090
And no fucks were given that day...
Also old af that is
>>712610739
Got eem
>>712617119
A counter into another move and thus, a reversal.
>>712617166
Once you go black . Haha
>>712613792
lol @ that filename. i was repeating it in my head trying to figure it out, then it hit me.
>>712615008
sauce plis cause imma rek my diq to her
can never find the full vid
>>712611121
Look at her dab.
>>712617237
I'm blue
>>712613970
pussy, should have just rode it out, he woulda been fine
>>712617024
it was about a faggot saying that the world football is "already" in use for american football. which is wrong. because "football" was used for soccer since 13th century.
are you german or why are you so into bureaucracy?
>>712617166
Sometime a nigga just gotta show how badass he is
>>712616204
Surface tension.
>>712617237
Smurfs
I don't know if you fucks considered this rekt but it's just the average dune coon family game night
>>712616204
dat water shattered boat made with fiberglass
>>712617324
Great..now I got that fucking stupid song in my head
I think this be rekt my boys
>>712617659
You dumb fuck..that's a good thing it helps you just slide across the top...think about it..for fucks sake!
>>712617768
The weirdest part of this weird act is the last moment when he feels
>>712617874
Yet, it also makes the surface of the ocean bed harder than concrete if they were to reach terminal velocity.
They didn't get flung that fast, so i'm guessing just a few bones were broken.
Fuck yeah son, pretty funny shit
>>712617768
witness him!
>>712617802
yes because there is no 'give/flex' in the boat you thick fuck...humans bend etc...fuck me is everybody off from red balloon school today!!
This one is brutal...
Someone post the webm of the baby I've never seen it
>>712617953
If they hit the water and 'dug-in' they would be smashed to pieces..the surface tension acts like rough ice..then it depends on the angle that you hit it..
>>712616876
Hahahahahahaha
>>712618028
they still pepsi, this aint some video game
>>71261811
>Someone post the webm of the baby I've never seen it
That's because it doesn't exist
>>712618145
They couldn't have "dug in" regardlessly because of the laws of physics.
>>712615734
what is it with chinks and breaking down elevator doors and walking right to their deaths?
Out of all the doors to do that in the world...
>>712616148
elevators are a relative new tech in china, so chinks don't really know how it works, they think the elevator is always there behind the doors so when they can't wait they just bust it open expecting there to be an elevator and not a pitfal
