/nzg/ - The New Zealand General
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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/nzg/ - The New Zealand General
Why are IDs even gone?
Time to fap.
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The TPP is dead. Long live the God Emperor.
Caught a Mew in Pokemon Blue using a glitch, thereby fulfilling an almost 20 year old ambition of mine. Back in the day I had no internet to tell me about glitches, if you wanted a Mew you had to go to some convention or something and get it downloaded into your cartridge by Nintendo employees.
>>712601818
this will never be a meme you fucking faggot so stop forcing it.
ki ora cunts
>>712602001
>before trump
>NZ media hates tppa
>after trump
>criticize him for repealing it and acting like it's a good thing
God NZ media sucks
Also Christchurch cuties get at me!
>>712601683
hey sheepfags, hows life in the shaky isles??
>>712602285
Well the TPPA was a better deal for us than them, but there's no story when the government is doing what they're supposed to
>>712602762
>Investor-State Dispute Settlements.
>Better deal for us
who else /mentalhealthinthegutter/ tonight, fam? verge of slitting my own throat on cam these last couple weeks kek
>>712603239
It's fucking summer. Go out and get a tan, and a have someone suck your bell end. You'll be good as new.
>>712603315
fuck man i never even thought of that, chur, thatll certainly fix it straight up, how have i never thought of that.
>>712602465
someone let australia out of the gorilla pen again
GTFO you sheep shagging cunts, you beta fags should of been wiped out in a fucking earthquake
Time for an Aussie shitposting thread.
>>712602971
>Forgetting about out FTAs with Australia, South Korea, and ASEAN as a whole
The ISDS issue is a dupe, we've had them since the late 80's
>>712603239
Get rid of your toxic acquaintances. Quit booze and weed. Pick a lofty goal, something major you want to change about your life, divide it up into baby steps and start walking. Start a healthy diet, and start lifting weights. Go get yourself a buzzcut, a military surplus jacket, a good pair of boots, and a motorcycle. Stop your woe is me shit.
>>712603315
>>712603652
>nz mental health professionals
http://socialreport.msd.govt.nz/health/suicide.html#sex-differences
http://stats.govt.nz/browse_for_stats/snapshots-of-nz/nz-social-indicators/Home/Health/suicide.aspx
http://www.health.govt.nz/our-work/mental-health-and-addictions/working-prevent-suicide/understanding-suicide-new-zealand
>>712603517
But Anon, every thread is an Aussie shitposting thread.
>>712603239
Mental health has been pretty poor over the last few years, but I cut all the shit I was doing that bought me down out of my life over the last year and started doing things for myself, working on my existing connections and shit and feel so much better for it.
Good luck bro
>>712604090
This is not the answer, dear anon. Our lord and savoir, anime, has spoken.
This thread is too depressing. Where's that Wellington blonde with the nice big titties at?
>>712604866
>too depressing
NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EVERY BODAAYYYYYYYYY
>>712605163
yeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>712605189
ROCK YOUR BODAAAAAAYYYYYYY
>>712605227
yeaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>712604866
>>712605256
EVERY BODAAAYYYYYYYYY
ROCK
YOUR
BODY
RIGHT
BACK STREETS BACK
AIGHT
>>712605318
why hello newfriend
>>712605420
Sup cunt. Czech this shit out. This Russian language tv show showed the inside of the Topol-m for the 1st time yesterday,
https://youtu.be/nhAr4dbjYxU?t=991
>>712605420
why hello newfriend
>>712605632
wassup my nigga? will add to watch later, busy shitposting atm
>>712605691
>says the guy impersonating idbro
fuck outta here you filthy impostor
>>712605637
i'm wondering what kind of shit canons amricans had in their stuff that could pierce frontal tiger armor like those two big spots
>>712605830
that is a PzIV, not a tiger
>>712605827
shit forgot image
GREAT JOB SHITPOSTING PAL
>>712605632
DERP, sorry about the freudian slip. That's clearly an Iskander-M, not a Topol.
>>712605997
big fucking missiles huh? lemme see what i've got
>>712605997
>>712606056
how about a bunch of smaller ones?
>>712606144
Not the biggest fan of western shit. The last aesthetic weapon system to come from north America was the composite bow and the glass arrow. I pretty much left the NZDF coz the steyr was lame.
South d here
>>712606306
I'm sorry to hear that
>>712606306
Don't be silly, South D doesn't have internet
>>712606300
russian then?
>>712606395
reactive armour and khibimi makes me moist.
>>712605882
my bad, didn't notice turret lengh, this explains that
>>712606455
here's some very dead reactive armor
>>712606379
A little laggy but it works well
oh, here's a big fucking missile for you
i wonder how much air pressure they use to launch those things out of the water like that
>>712605474
on-road tracks
must be a magazine pic
>>712602001
John Key was working so hard in Peru to resurrect TPPA.
It still may happen but with out the US.
That may be a good thing if it means that it tells the US corporates to go fuck themselves.
here's a very well ventilated B1 for my french loving anon if he's here
moar big fucking missiles, not quite as big as an ICBM, but still pretty sizable
get in faggots, we're going to hunt muricans
>>712606679
the TPP/A is all about bigger profits for the big corporations
Sup bois, what is your guys speed? And how much you paying?
Shameless dude freeloading at parents place reporting in.
>>712606700
not sure those rounds got through
>>712606961
supposed to be 50 over 20, paying 45 monthly for the first year, but highest speed i've gotten is 10mbps
also paveway about to obliterate that target boat
Moving to titrangi/New Lynn area next weekend, anything i should know?
hey car bros, check out my slammed tank
>>712607088
nigli, on fibre?
How much does one missile cost
>>712607196
yep, fibre
and depends on the missile, older tech probably 5 digits, the bigger and newer it gets the more digits, up to 7 easily
>>712607099
The girls at the asian massage place on great north road will suck your dick bareback for $160
>>712607324
DOODLEBUG
that's actually a really cool pic, gonna add it to my collection
>Christchurch
more french tanks for my french loving anon friend
>>712607378
>not christchurch
who /incase/ here
>>712602154
do you like not ever get bored of posting this every night - i mean im not complaining but every single thread.
dedication i guess
yay finally found some reactive armor
>>712606961
pay for 1000Mbps down, 500Mbps up, $108 per month including landline
>>712607456
? You think im a poser?
>>712607278
My Grandfather had a story of being in command of a tank attack group in italy.
they had been told there were no allied tanks in the area.
grandfather was in a jeep heading back to command post after setting up when he came across a murican tank.
rode back on top of tank waving his hat so it wouldn't get blown away
>>712607556
why does that ancient snowy shithole get the best internet in the country, im sitting here in auckland on 1mbps upload
>>712607541
>>712607541
I /INCASE/
>>712607566
no? i meant i'm not from christchurch you silly billy
>>712607584
so he came across an abandoned running tank, and rode it back to command?
>>712607541
>/incase/
Wot?
>>712601683
New Zealand has good drugs.
moar french tanks
>>712607697
no, he came across some muricans in a tank heading for the area his troops had set up.
muricans either hadn't passed on troop movements, or were in the wrong area
>>712607697
is that christchurch in the background??
>>712607556
You must have the meanest porn collection
this fuckin thing
>>712607891
so, he captured the tank and rode it back to command? that story makes absolutely no sense whatsoever, y'all need a whole lot more detail
>>712607674
as of a few weeks ago, the plan was made available pretty much NZ wide
>>712607697
tankman trusty as always
>>712607711
for shame, you disgrace double dubs
>>712607935
savage
>>712608000
you disgrace trips. what does it mean?
>>712607950
he didn't capture the tank, he rode it back to the area his troops had set up, so they wouldn't fire.
>>712608000
ofc, tanks and traps my nigga
>>712608070
the fuck? who's side was your grandfather on?
>>712608120
Ausfag side
>>712608052
is a lewd webcomic artist
>>712608120
I've no new traps to post tbh
>>712608214
ok that makes a bit more sense, but why the hell would austrailians fire on an american tank in the first place, they're on the same side and it's not like italians had tanks that even came close to looking anything like american tanks
>>712607556
gigatown. mfw
>>712607570
not bad, better than me
>>712608276
I learned the other day that traps are from the downunder
oh hey, here's an NZ sherman knocked out next to a tiger
>>712608381
they... can be, yes
>>712608320
lol forgot image again
>>712605691
>>712608320
more of an incase thing
if you were told no allied tanks in area and then you see a tank, would you let it get within its gun range to be sure it was friendly?
>>712608465
if you can see the tank you can more often than not tell whose it is, intel isn't always accurate, not to mention you always check your target before firing unless you're being fired upon
>>712608437
>I love IDbro and COCK
Me too ;^)
>>712608584
i like my dicks with a side of boobies
mmmmm, sexy muhfugga of a tiger
>>712603239
Mindfulness meditation.
It is scientifically proven to have enourmous benenfits, depression, anxiety, focus et al.
For those of you in these threads whom are suffering from any mental health issues (many of us), and even those of you whom are not, start mindfulness meditation. Ten minutes a day will change your life for the better.
>>712607543
>implying it's the same person
I haven't posted in this thread tonight so I thought I would make an appearance.
>>712608816
>implying it's not the same person
>>712608852
welcome anon
>>712607324
Damn, what a pic.
Apparently what was terrifying about them was not the noise they'd make so much as when the noise would stop.
Because then it'd go BOOM!
>>712608978
you'd hear the noise, and if it got louder and louder and then suddenly stopped that's when you start panicking
>>712607763
It really doesn't.
Weed here is shit, no edibles, strains are unknown, etc. Sure, some people are lucky enough to have excellent hookups but the weed in general is shit af.
Growers are throwing away thousands of dollars but not knowing how to use their product.
>>712609045
fuck man....
aww come on guys, don't leave me all on my own
Anyone ever been called from a number starting with +881?
Can't for the life of me figure out who it could be.
>>712609296
Post things to reply to, not just pics.
You've almost reach bump limit too.
>>712609451
isn't that from america?
>>712609473
i have been
another big fucking missile
>>712609451
>>712609451
Probably overseas scammers.
>>712609451
Had a couple missed calls recently, region code was Dublin, but apparently its some phone scam thing masquerading as a survey, so god thing I missed em.
>>712609605
hah, knew it
>>712609619
+881 is a satellite phone. What kind of scammer runs a scam on something that costs US$120 per minute. So confused.
I went to eat my leftover pizza and there were ants on it. I didn't want it to go to waste so I microwaved the pizza and ate it with dead ants.
not much left of that poor dude
>>712609702
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_Mobile_Satellite_System
The media love to wonder if a trump-like figure could come to power here, but it already happened:
> Ruthless businessman
> Little political experience then straight to the top job
> Came to power because the people were sick of his out-of-touch elitist opponent
> Says needless weird shit to the media
All hail God-Emperor John Key
>>712609702
Maybe they are in trouble and rang any number they can get a hold of.
>>712609717
you nasty motherfucker
everyone knows oven reheated pizza is way better than microwaved
>>712609771
Are you taking the piss or what?
>>712605830
Looks like a captured tank used for training/testing. I'd have to guess it was a m18 hellcat
>>712610090
Where is the difference?
any brahs know how to get some modafinil in nz?
>>712610220
Key is not a businessman, he is a banker, big difference. Trump has actually created tangible goods and services, Key has not.
Key was an MP long before he was in the running for PM, what are you talking about?
You think that Key is not the elite? That is mind boggling, you truly brought into the image that was created for him. The image is false but nevertheless is a big part of his appeal.
Key supports globalism and 'free-trade', Trump is against that.
How you could think they are even remotely similar shows how little you understand both the economy and politics.
oh hey, another big fucking missile
Whoever is posting the WW2 pics. You're based as fuck man.
Based NZenders.
>>712610577
Please stop. I can only get so erect.
sexy muhfuggin tigers goddamn
>>712610610
that'd be me anon
>>712610610
here, have another
>>712610477
You think that Trump is not the elite? That a real estate developer is not beholden to the banks?
Trump's been involved in politics since 2000 - he won primaries in California and Michigan before dropping out.
>>712602205
FUCKING THIS
>>712609296
no one likes forced conversation here anon
>>712610745
At least he doesn't dress up as a yak and go to eyes wide shut parties round a burning owl in bohemian grove. Yeah, let's all relate to those freaks instead.
>>712610809
who's forcing conversation? that's not very nice of them, we should let them know with a concerned email detailing our distaste towards their grammatical rape of our great and glorious thread
>>712610858
my fucking nigga, nazi engineering is the shit
>>712610745
Where did I say that I don't think he's part of 'the elite'? I'm not sure what to think of the guy on a number of issues, one of which is just how cosy he is or isn't with the big and powerful.. I'd argue that Key is part of the Establishment while Trump is part of the Elite and that there is a difference between the two that can, and does, overlap.
>>712610905
4:30am here in the states off to bed after a couple.
>>712611092
sall good bruv, only 11:30pm here in kiwiland
Where are the Dunners sluts?
Das boot
>>712611158
Not exactly engineering in the mechanical sense, more of the engineering of a nation.
>>712611242
everything nazi was well engineered, they're germans after all
>>712611242
>how to single handedly exterminate the white race
by: Adolf Hitler
>>712611294
except the doors on the gas chambers apparently. No airtight seals ;)
im horny
Why don't you just call it what it is and say Australia Jr thread
awww, look at the kyoot tiger taking a nap
>>712611559
good for you douglas
>>712611559
Where you at? I'll suck you off.
TANKS N TITS
>>712611614
chch
Auckland Fag reporting
>>712611660
This band sucks so much
that is a very very dead T34
>>712611696
well fuck you too anon
I'm still waiting for Dunners sluts
>>712611852
Tank guy, are you Matthew Sears?
can't get enough of them sexy muhfuggin tigers
>>712611895
nope, i am not
why do you ask?
>>712611891
hit up maejade321 on sc ez pussy, fucked her a while back, cute and sexy
rawr
>>712611895
Old friend that was a treadhead. Went to Whangarei Boys' High School together.
omg the sexy muhfuggin tigers are outies tonight
>>712612054
not me bruh
also that image gave me feels
>>712612139
you are a special kind of awful
i worked fucking hard to get to image limit, fuck you
>>712612139
I bet her pussy tastes like vegemite on nacho cheese doritos
>>712612139
Hitting image limit with style
>>712612196
threw up in my mouth a little
>>712612193
If it's any consolation, I was going to steal image limit from you too
o shit image limit waddup
fucking colonials
>>712612243
fuck you too then
>>712612294
you're welcome
Make another thread so you can start posting tanks again
>>712612193
who the fuck are you, anon?
tell it to someone who cares kek
>>712612294
Now watch this thread TANK HAHAHAH GET IT
>>712612139
imagee limit
>>712612350
I'M TANKBRO BITCH, YOU CAN'T POST ON MY LEVEL, GTFO
>>712604866
I came in late, sorry.
>>712612409
>gets 1 thread to image limit
>thinks he's IDbro now
>>712612574
Same here
>>712612655
bitch i've gotten more than one thread to image limit, and more than one thread to post limit too
check yourself before you wreck yourself
also i've said before i'll never live up to idbro's standards, i'm just here to post tanks, which i do very, very well
>>712612734
I enjoy the variety in tanks that are posted. Better than looking into them myself tbh
>>712612839
Also the variety shop in Putaruru sells some pretty neat jewelry
>>712612574
I think we missed a bit...
>>712612839
thanks anon, i check each image before posting to make sure it hasn't already been posted, but sometimes images (like them sexy muhfuggin tigers) are just too good to not be posted twice
New thread with Dunners sluts
>>712612925
I like your dedication. It's interesting to see how tank designs and technology has developed over the past 100 or so years. This is the first thread I've seen you post modern tanks
>>712612947
make one anon
>>712612924
What did we miss?
All you fags giving tankbro shit fuck off. He doesn't post daily and he's fam. He knows not to be annoying and if he weren't posting tanks then all you'd do is complain that thread is dead...
New thread?
>>712613047
really? i tend to vary between what i post depending on the requests i get, if i get any. There's SPArt anon and french anon, but i haven't seen them in a while, i don't post every night either
>>712613110
thanks anon
>>712613314
I'm the poor fag from tok so I don't have solid internet access to join the threads. I've lurked on and off for awhile until I figured out this is a daily or nightly thing
