New secrets/confessions thread anons!
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
New secrets/confessions thread anons!
>>712598166
carfinger momfriend
I once started masturbating while my step-father was asleep in the chair next to me. Got "Jerky" as a nickname for about six or seven years now over it.
>>712598326
Step-Mother*
Sorry
>>712598166
I'm married but I met a 19yo cutie on Omegle who likes me to be her daddy and care for her and fuck her little holes. She plays little little.
She also loves to eat her own juices for me. And she likes loli too.
I feel a little guilty but it's so fun.
In the morning after my girlfriend goes to work, I'm packing my bags and leaving to go and stay with a girl 9 years younger than her that wants my dick. Tried to break up with current girlfriend and she turned suicidal but I can't be with her anymore without going insane.
>>712598769
Telling someone that they'll commit suicide is the only way to convince them? I find it a scare tactics as you really need hell lot of courage to pull it.
>>712598632
almost the same story, but not 19 yet.
>>712599225
Mmhmm, she slashed up her legs but not deep enough to do real damage. She's not a bad person, she just spent 2 years being a bitch until i just didnt give a fuck anymore, now I just want to leave and go stay with the QR gamergirl that loves me
I have molested 10 + of my friends when they have been to fucked up at my house or at hotels etc. A.m.A
>>712599333
how old is yours? Where did you find her?
I've had a few before. Youngest was 17 (she's 18 now).
Does yours like Loli too?
>>712599465
ever gotten caught?
>>712599537
a few have woken up, but never been any reprecusions.
After all this struggle...I'm finally doing what I love to do for a living...
But with friends going there separate ways...I find myself not putting an effort into making new ones and would rather occupy myself with work...
Now, I hardly know what it's like to have company around...that I secretly wish for death at any moment.
>>712599465
bullshit. you dont have that many friends.
>>712599479
I've had more than a few littles before, mostly in their 20's. this one is my youngest. found right on this website.
She doesn't specifically like loli but other things along those lines. That's reduced a lot now she's got a Daddy, so I'm guessing it was the same desires being expressed differently.
>>712600075
how little?
I've had one that liked something along those lines too. And one who liked to watch stuff along those lines with me. Fun fun.
>>712599876
Jesus is always with you.
I know you guys won't believe me, but i work at a local hospital and i saw moot kissing bella thorne so i took a (secret) picture of them, moot had to leave 4chan to pursue hot girls
>>712600290
wtf is a moot?
>>712600355
it rhymes with foot
>>712600290
>Doesn't post pic
Gee I wonder why people don't belive you.
>>712600355
> newfag roodypoo ronpaul
>>712600401
do you believe me NOW?
>>712600206
>how little
her, age she plays, what?
I'm not into that kind of thing myself so I'm fine either way, but no problem with her enjoying it.
i bump dying threads
On a soccer trip in high school this underclassmen on our team kept farting on the bus. He and his friends thought it was hilarious. It didn't smell that bad so we just tried to ignore it. Finally, the coach had to step in and tell him to knock it off. When we stopped to eat I got some Taco Bell. A short while later my stomach felt like it was going to explode. Then I released the longest, spiciest, dankest fart of my entire life. The coach immediately stood up and told the underclassmen that he was benched for the rest of the trip. I didn't say anything.
>>712598632
How little does she play?
>>712600615
her and her age she plays.
you're quite openminded if you're not into that stuff but don't mind her looking at it.
Im an abdl. Currently diapered in bed
>>712601132
varies but can get down to like 5ish
>>712601225
Thats fucking hot. Jealous.
I post my gf wanting her to be recognized. Having a few people she has to be around know what a slut she actually is gets me off. No one has recognized her yet though.
>>712601568
Lets see her pic now lol
>>712601180
she doesn't play a set age but its around 6-7, dipping a bit lower sometimes.
lets say when we started talking she told me she was 20, and I really shouldn't have taken her at her word.
I like a girl to have some taboo kink whether I'm into it or not. Them getting off on something forbidden gets me off.
>>712601460
it is. Nothing like hearing her asking daddy to kiss her special place because she wants to feel like a big girl. Or asking daddy about the funny feeling in her tummy.
She's also curious about pizza... so there's that.
>>712601669
>>712601689
everyone on here lies about their age, especially if they say they're 18-20.
Do you cam?
Personally I kind of like to introduce them to taboo kinks...
>>712598258
I'm a momfag and I would like to try this with some random guy.
I'm dating a high school girl and have corrupted the hell out of her. To be fair she's always dated older guys but an 7 year age gap is pretty intense.
She came to me having never had an orgasm from a partner before, or anal or anything else, and now I'm training her for fisting, double penetration and all other kinds of kinky shit. Doesn't hurt that she's gorgeous and we're in love too, but that shit's gay.
>>712601893
yep, regularly. she needs her daddy time.
I'm happy to help somebody explore taboo kinks if there's a sign they're into it, but that's one I'd never push on someone. she came with it already.
>>712602027
How do you train for fisting? Been wanting to try that.
>>712602013
we can arrange that, where are yuou?
>>712602156
you also married/gfd? How do you find the time to cam? I can never balance princess time with family time.
how little does she like her pics btw?
Whenever people bring computers into my store I grab all of their personal pictures and sort through them after hours. I've seen all kinds of nudes. Selfies. Cheaters. Fetishes. Cumshots. Cucks
>>712602193
Honestly just a LOT of patience, lube, and toys if you got em. I have VERY big hands so with some girls it's just not possible but I've done the whole training process a few times. Start working up to 3/4 fingers, then two from each hand gently stretching up and down while you lick her clit to turn her on, then you lube up your whole fist and start working on slowly sliding it in. It can take up to a month if not more to fit the whole thing in, if ever depending on your hand size but god is it hot pulling out and seeing her tight young pussy stretched and gaping wide open. Just lots of lube and patience. Depending on your cock size it can be fun to try and slip a finger in while fucking her too to get her used to and turned on by the idea of being stretched out.
The impressive thing is that no matter how much stretching you do, it will go back to being just as tight as before training by the next morning.
>>712602380
What do you do when you find OC illegal shit?
>>712601872
Those are great tits. I hope I sse her now :) It would be such a turn on for her to know I've seen her naked with out her wanting. Very hot
>>712602380
Post hot cheaters
>>712602379
A wife. Time is always tough, littles are high maintenance and I've got more than one.
The impression I get is she likes them around the age she plays.
>>712602619
post it on /b/
Not every picture is pleasurable
>>712602544
Thanks. I have the patience. Took her a year to adjust to anal. I just hope she can take it.
>>712602733
I can't handle more than one full-on little at a time.
I'm really curious as to the real age of yours.
>>712602380
How did you know they were cheaters?
>>712602673
>I've seen her naked with out her wanting
She knows. It scares her that someone might recognize her but it excites her so much that she still goes through with it. Where are you out, of curiosity?
Sometimes I know the people, see the hidden files.
>>712603068
not as young as you're hoping probably. not going to talk about it here but if I email you sometime remind me and I'll let you know.
>>712603467
if you email me? Are we in contact already?
I went on a trip and fucked my ex because she paid for everything. Then I got home my GF found out and broke up with me. When she took me back I fucked another ex and went to my GF's house right after. I made her suck the other girls pussy off my dick for 30 minutes. She had no idea. So I did it again the next week. I came down her throat about 30 minutes after after I cam in my ex's pussy. Great week really. Then I got my GF drunk and talked her into anal. I'm big so I acted really gental at first, then pinned her arms down and hate fucked her ass, stopping so I wouldn't cum to last longer as she begged me to please cum. I drug it out until her body gave out hahaha. It's crazy when I write it.
>>712603362
Michigan
>>712603709
Yeah. Not even close. Oh well.
>>712603611
pics of any of them?
i used to fuck prostitutes until I got married.
>>712603559
We've emailed a couple of times, but I would have used different addresses each time.
Took the first step in cheating on my wife. I'm taking it super slow, so it's going to be a while. But i started chatting up my intended target. Nailed down where she works.
>>712604856
you sent me bbq pics once?
I masterbated with a turd in my hand
>>712604955
well remembered fam
>>712605043
Ok, so you have a black penis? Is that what I'm supposed to take away from that post?
Poops arnt black you poop
I spend several hours a day responding to ads on Craigslist casual encounters, I have sent hundreads of face and dick pics to spam bots and faggots pretending to be woman. I al it's fucked a fat chick the other day, but I ended up backing out at the last minute to save the little pride that I have left.
>>712599333
Nice dub trips
>I'm an alcoholic
>I don't love gf, but am too scared to break up with her
>I'm addicted to porn
I have lynks disease
>>712605333
They are after too much pepto bizmol...
And black isn't really black when concerning skin tone... you know that
>>712605782
Gonna stop talking and have sudden, uncontrollable urge to smash pots?
>>712603333
Solid fucking quads. Checkd.
>>712606013
I want to get fucked by a very straight mexican man, but I'm a guy with a peen and wish it wasn't so :(
>>712599465
Stories pls
>>712600355
Its a acronym.
My
Only
Onyx
Transformed
Roommates don't know I've got warrants out for my arrest in Oklahoma and Texas. Job screening saw them and I played it off like it was another one of those goof fuck ups, and apparently HR had somebody with an issue like that previously, so they just ignored it.
>>712601043
You son of a bitch. I KNEW IT WAS YOU.
nobody beleived me. Not even my own mother. I will find you. And I will kill you with a fart
>I h8 u
>>712606607
Fuck yes, Steelix
>>712601872
Nice pancake tits. Pass The maple syrup pal.
>>712598166
Mine's a bit weird.
>gf has weird cum fetish
>knew this pretty much from the start, fuckin hot y'knw so whatevs
>one day we get fucked up at a buddy's bar
>go out for smoke, just me and her
>tells me she wants me to cum on her underwear before we go in
>took a shit ton of effort in cold weather completely wasted but y'know still hot at this point
>next day is sunday, dont really speak about it, wasn't that big a deal tbh.
>monday morning we fuck before we leave for work
>cum on her face as per
>shew wipes her face with underwear and puts them on the radiator
>reads news on phone in bed for a bit
>gets up and puts the underwear on and goes to work
>ok wtf
>w/e dude she's hot, don't shoot your foot over this
>does it when we fuck that evening too, same shit, dries it out on the radiator wand wears it the next day
>this was a few weeks ago. she's now asking me to cum on her panties straight from the wash.
>like, take her panties from the drier and cum on them all at once
>ok dude surely this is the line
>but she wants the d so much more lately
>grudgingly do this weird shit because she des weird shit when i wanna so fair's fair
seriously man i feel like a cow being milked for my sperm
>>712602380
What was in your best find?
>>712598166
I was molested by my older neighbor "friend" from ages 7 to 13 or 14. Male on male. He took my anal virginity. It's true.
>>712601872
She's cute but generic (that is not always a bad thing dont worry)
So she can easily be mistaken for another woman.
i could even say she remind me of someone i knew and it would actually be true.
>>712607078
why not tap his jaw with a breaker bar?
i would. i'd find him and smash him to bits. then again, i'd have jut got my dad to smash him to bits the first time it happened aged 7 so maybe we're not on the same wave
last saturday night I gave oral sex to my friend's/housemate's 13yo sister
>>712607204
>>712607330
history repeats itself
>>712607377
shit wrong post
>>712607078
>>712607330
history repeats itself
thats better
>>712607377
the definition of madness
>>712607321
I like it. He's only 5 years old than me also.
We are both adults now too so it's not like I'm no longer consenting.
>>712606866
thats hot asf idk why you even have a problem with this
i fucked ur mum
>>712598632
anon.. one question.
What in the actual fuck is "little little"?
and how can one person be this much of a faggot???
>>712607431
cool story
>>712607494
stockholm syndrome a lil bit maybe?
for real dating the dude who bummed you aged 7? bit fucked man
as you say though, consenting adults and all. just sounds like a weird setup
this one time some feral pigs trying to pass themselves off as girls tried to murder me under the guise of simple "harassment" needless to say instant regret for them, they weren't having a good day because karma is a bitch. I brutally killed them off first without a second thought because i'm a motherfucken diplomat. Dumb. Bitches.
>>712601872
This smile...remind me of someone.
Are you Canadian?
Dont worry, ca reste entre nous.
>>712607639
I doubt it. I grew up with him. So what if I was 7 and he was in middle school when it first started... I could have grown out of it but now I'm in my 27 and he's 32 and we still fuck on the down low.
That should say something.
>>712607623
think he means she acts like a kid so he can act out his pedophile fantasies. entire story sounds like horseshit created inside the mind of a future school shooter
everyone knows there are only dicks on omegle.
>>712607078
Story?
>>712607204
i get that a lot. She always looks like someone's ex/friend/cousin. I've even posted her in state specific threads but still no positive matches.
>>712607875
I can't greentext it. It's too hazy.
Let me just leave it at this:
We were "friends" before I remember and sometime along the process he entered puberty before I did and he found his older brothers stash of VHS tapes.
The first thing I remember getting hard to and getting my dick sucked to was a woman being violated up her pussy by a cop with his nightstick.
>>712608495
>just realised you're a guy
>homosexual
>implying homosexuality is still morally acceptable
>implying trump didnt win
>>712608640
I really don't think I'm a faggot.
>>712608973
That wont save you from the Day of the Roap.
>>712608973
Youre a faggot
>>712608640
Are you a gay?
When my nieces and nephews stay at my house I let them shower with me if they want. Some of the younger ones still need help so they have to with me.
I like chocolate moot
>>712609295
Needs context as in the age of you and your nieces and nephews.
I have nieces and nephews who are older than me and meth addicts.
>>712609256
I don't think I am but I might be. I love women but I'm okay with getting dick in my ass as long as I can finger a woman and make her love it.
I summoned a succ
Now I'm a cuck
I have a huge crush on my gfs little sister. She's 14 and has 34c boobs. Sometimes she would catch me looking at her tits during conversation. Sometimes I would creep to her door and take pics of her while sleeping face up, trying to get a good boob shot. One time i jacked off and came while she was washing dishes. I still fantasize about titfucking her. I moved out about a week ago tho. I'm 25.
>>712609256
Nah, i'm jealous of faggots though.
Seriosuly. I am friends with a couple of gays (not abhorrent in your face gays, proper ones who are normal men in every other way) and their relationship is so easy and not filled with bullshit, unlike every relationship I ever had with a woman ever. It's like 2 brotato chips, who are dating.
tldr bitches suck
>>712609837
Just wait 4 years than pounce.
>>712598326
Nice.
I thought Kingdom of the Crystal Skull was ok and I think Revenge of the Sith was better than The Force Awakens.
I have crippling anxiety that left me to do some super stupid stuff, like agreeing to meet up with a guy I was in love with and not showing up because I was just panicking. Or attempt to kill myself a couple of times.
And move from USA to Russia
What the fuck am I doing
>>712598769
just leave and don't think anymore about it
I masterbates to black male x any other female race daily
I have over 50gigs of interracial porn alone
Biggest secret tbh
>>712610072
Desperate.
>>712609931
Nah bro I wish...I'll never get the chance. She fuckin hates me cuz I always smoked weed in my room and she could smell it. She hates drugs. Also she heard me arguing with her sister when I called her a stupid fuckin bitch. She stopped saying hi to me for like a year, till I moved to a different state. Man it hurts when you wanna fuck someone and they hate your fuckin guys.
>>712610104
What?
>>712603611
>It's fiction when I write it.
FTFY
>>712609974
a? is that you?
>>712610072
You are killing yourself over an obsession because you cannot admit your attirance to men.
Are you guys that much affraid of falling in love with another man?
And GOD FORBID of another color?
>>712610136
I'm sorry but she deserves better than you so you should feel good giving that gift to her.
>>712609389
nephews ages 5, 6, 10, 13
nieces 6, 7, 9, 9, 10
not with all of them at the same time obviously, and some more times than others.
I am old enough to know not to tell people how old i am... with the exception of 1 set of parents (4 total) they are ok with it, they know i wont do anything bad. the other parents are retarded jesusfags who shelter their kids from reality, so it's best they dont know.
>>712610266
Mhm, who are you? I haven't been here in a long while
>>712609295
i am going to find you, and kill you shower fag.
>>712610269
Honestly? Yes and I'll never admit it either. It's not that gay to me anyways. I've talked to other guys who are much worse I don't think I'm as bad as them cause they're watching straught up gay porn on the side too.
I'm taking it to my grave.
>>712609974
Эй сука! Как это Россия? Я удивлен, что гопники нету тебя убил еще. Ты педик кусок дерьма
Суицид для кисок.
Чемпион России, а не киска.
Отвали. Американский кусок дерьма
i had a 12 year old gf when i was 25.
>>712610209
Now I know how good it is when someone can even begin to think it's true.
>>712610404
bring it on nigger
>>712610459
idi nahui, gopnik pidaras
cyka blyad
>>712610588
fuck you shower fag. im going to piss on your corpse.
>>712599479
check'd
jck
also a war criminal with jurisdiction / protocols for anywhere / dregs
ama
Ive been a furry since middle school and my family doesnt know
>>712598166
>together with gf for 9 years
>have a kid and home and stuff.
>i cheat on her on a regular base and also go see hookers.
>no regrets.
>>712610290
I'm not sure I understood what you meant exactly..what did you mean 'gift'?
making her hate me and leaving?
>>712610652
before or after you fuck it? ive always wanted to try piss play stuff, so thank you
>>712610777
nice trips
4:20 am
>>712610432
If you wish.
Many people live in place where its badly seen so i will never judge you.
But you just told it to an anonymus person and you already feel better rigth?
>>712610517
>Now I know how good it is when someone can even begin to think it's true.
No-one does, except in your imagination
>>712610814
4:23 am here /b/ro
>>712607790
>speaks french
>assuming you are the only one who understands it
>>712610915
>not knowing that French is the language of ninjas
>>712610915
>speaks a faggot foreign language
>everyone rolls their eyes
>they sell their wives to each other for blowjobs from men
>>712606866
thats hot as fuck dude.also topkek.
>>712610432
You're a fucking stool smasher and you know it.
Now kill yourself you heinous piece of shit, go to hell and be bummed eternally by the Devil's firey shaft.
I've cheated on my military husband dozens to fifty times.
>>712610819
Not exactly. I'd rather keep living in delusion as I'll do after this and just forget about it and go back to normal
I'd rather just keep pretending to be 100% straight than admit I'm most likely bi sexual
>>712611013
>stoolsmasher
thats why i love this site
>>712611066
that's too horrible
you should kill people
>>712610915
You'd make a pretty great detective
>>712610959
Mimes dont talk, neither does ninjas
>>712610980
Wait... we can do that?
>>712611013
Hi, i am acknowledging your existance and replying to your post.
Are you feeling well today sir?
>>712611089
>you put the bird in the cage
>you don't let it chirp anymore
>you stupid bitch
>you don't chip
chirp
wazo
>>712610996
It's not that hot for me tbh but she's like constantly wet these days. Also we're trying for a kid so every little helps right?
>>712611089
I'm high as fuck in a broken down miata on the side of the highway
so not particularly great, no
>>712611344
probably needs more blinker fluid
>>712598632
Same. Loves being Daddy's obedient little slut
>hands down best shit ever
>>712601872
Got moar pics?
>>712607790
American. Arizonan to be exact.
>>712611379
http://imgur.com/a/NGpd6
Too lazy to post them individually. Here, have our gallery.
>>712611371
Nah the tranny is toast. No amount of blinker fluid can fix a broken tranny.
>>712611497
feet?
>>712598632
How tough is it to keep the wife from busting you?
>>712611497
Nice pics, definitly not know her but i'd like to say i do so you can have your adrenaline rush.
>>712611714
Nah. Not a foot fetishist so I've never had any desire to take pictures of them.
>>712610500
pls tell us moar about it.
>>712611577
You mean the clutch gone? Or can't you get gears?
>>712611844
Fair enough.
>>712611844
dang
>>712611497
>http://imgur.com/a/NGpd6
would smash all her holes and tits.nice work anons
>>712611818
Appreciated on both accounts. Maybe someday. The rules of our game only let us be so obvious anyway to prevent mass recognition. In this sea of porn I doubt we'll find anyone.
>>712611913
>>712611934
Sorry guys. In the future I'll throw a bone to the footfags. I just get hypnotized by those tits. It's hard to focus on anything else.
>>712612136
how will we know when you post
>>712611909
1st through 3rd are all gone, 4th works but I can't get the car rolling enough for it to engage without stalling. Clutch feels fine, I just can't get it into the gears I need
>>712611851
blonde. blue eyes. flawless skin. literally no open pores or anything.
one time we were making out in the dark hallway of a movie theater as some people walked by and because our faces stuck together no one even batted an eye.
take into account this was back in the 90's. so it was a totally different time social-wise.
i feel bad for young anons nowadays. the world went and got pussified by the SJW's and the feminists.
>>712612136
>I'll throw a bone to the footfags. I just get hypnotized by those tits. It's hard to focus on anything else.
Thats the magic of a a fetish, you concentrate on weird stuff.
But thank bra.
Keep posting her.
>>712612188
We dont. thats the point.
>>712610671
nobody cares dude
>>712612259
yeah its totally different nowadays.
Have you ever had sex too?
>>712598166
Secretly I think OP is a fag
>>712612062
Thanks. As someone who has experienced all holes and tits I hope you get someone like her in your life.
>>712612188
We usually post on weekends. Sometimes on gonewild. Usually here. Just luck mostly.
>>712612264
As exhibitionists so I sort of get it. The where can be hotter than the what for us.
>>712610671
Are you a real war criminal or just slav?
I had a social justice warrior fuck buddy that constantly talked about how bad she wanted to suck my dick, but then immediately would call me a sexist, racist, and transphobe.
I kept her as a fuck buddy so I could slowly wreck her holes so the tiny dicked cuck SJW guy she fucks later has to deal with a gaping slut.
Over a few months I got her to the point I could fit my fist in her ass, and both fists in her pussy without any build up.
Now I have a fucking fetish for stretched out/ruined pussies and it sucks because I can't find any women I'm actually attracted to that are into it, and she was the only one I felt like spite-fisting.
>>712612457
>Have you ever had sex too?
ah... pic related.
>>712612541
Noomie?
>>712612518
what threads, you got a new viewer.
>>712612583
Sorry anon, don't even know the name, so not me.
>>712612541
is that a hand coming out of a pussy?
>>712612235
I see your problem - sounds like a layshaft shaft problem - fourth is usually a direct lock-up of input to output shafts. I assume you can't ride the clutch to gently get the car up to speed to at least get you to civilization? Doesn't matter if you fuck the clutch as the 'box has to come out anyway
>>712612618
No it's a hand going into a pussy.
I've raped a female friend of mine when she was passed out.
>>712612541
>>712612626
If we can fix this guy's car over the internet in shameful secrets thread just because a dude asking him if everything was fine then i think i just remembered why i came to this site.
>>712612697
Thanks for the input.
>>712612697
10 points for ravenclaw
>>712612602
Whatever is open that fits the most. There's no real rhyme or reason to it. Usually the "shouldn't share" shit threads, arizona threads, big tit threads. Things like that. Know anywhere I could host them all? Imgur is kind of a bitch.
>>712612719
Can't fix a bust trans, but may be able to get him moving. If it was clutch I was going to describe how to drive an manual without using the clutch - tricky, but possible, but inability to select 1-3 is more of a problem as 4th is pretty tall to get the car moving
>>712612541
>>712612626
Tried riding the clutch to get some speed, had to endure the kind of smell only a man with no mechanical sympathy whatsoever can ignore for literally 5 minutes until I could fully let off. Currently rollin on the highway, think I can make it home.
>>712613024
Exactly the right thing to do, anon. You have to ignore any mechanical sympathy and ride the fuck out of that clutch until it gets you rolling or hits the rivets. Any decent trans fix will fit a new clutch assy anyway.
God speed, anon, and ignore the smell of burning friction material
>>712612719
Looks like he's on his way. My work here is done
I stalk hot girls I see at the shops or gym. Spend about a week following them from a distance either by foot bike or car until its safe to find out where they live. I then wait until about 2am on a dark night and if its safe hide under their house or in another dark spot. Ive done this to 13 girls over 3 years. For 5 Ive seen them getting changed and in 3 in the shower. 1 have currently narrowed down who lives on the ground floor of an apartment which is safe. She leaves her door unlocked until she goes to bed. Week after next I am planning an entry.
>>712612527
they don't get back up
they don't reproduce after
>it doesn't talk
>it doesn't talk
>it doesn't move
>well
>I'm
>all
>right
>>712613590
kill yourself you fuckin pussy
>stalking bitches to get glimpses of tit
>not just talking to them and fucking them like normal human
you are why feminists exist
>>712612911
that cunt is ugly af
>>712598166
I've been having constant homicidal fantasies
>>712613972
To each their own.
>>712601872
do you live in Arizona?
I make 3d models of my friends using Facebook images and make 3d porn with it.
>>712614267
Rather time consuming i'd have thought
>>712614309
Yeah but its a craft I've gotten pretty good at.
>>712598632
>I feel a little guilty
there's the dark secret to confess to
>>712614094
is that a human going into a pussy?
>>712599465
>friends
grils or faggots?
>>712600355
>wtf is a moot
newfag
>>712614185
Yeah. You?
>>712601043
and who says jocks are morons?
>>712614650
you are clearly newer than me lol
I think millennials are good peoples
>>712607078
are you faggot now?
>>712598166
>I have a dream where I am in some unfamiliar ruins of sorts, I can't recall the symbols on some of the stones around here, and there is a solid feeling of unease.
>I explore the ruins but there doesn't seem to be any life around, just an empty remains of some old town.
>As I walk around I notice a large wolf like creature, and then suddenly a few more appear, and they spot me.
>They all begin to chase me and I start to run, they slowly start to catch up to me as I leave the ruins, but as they start to get me I am picked up swiftly from my right and carried off into the woods.
>It's another wolf like creature but it looks different from the others and there's no sense of dread anymore, just safety.
>We carry on some conversation that I can't hear for some reason and then he pushes me to the ground, and moves over top me and presents his... manhood to me.
>Without any more thoughts I swallow his... wolfhood? I begin to engage in carnal acts with him, which is where I wake up after a few moments of this.
>I'm never aroused or was it a "wet dream" upon waking up, just very confused and disoriented.
>I am not sure why they happen to be wolf like, as I've never found animals sexually attractive, which just adds to my confusion.
>>712614867
>>712614867
>>712614867
>>712603068
>real age of yours
6. and a half.
>>712614985
Jesus fucking Christ.
>>712615014
Not trolling at all. I just come from a generation rotten with sarcasm and desillusionment. It's refreshing to see millennials' guilelessness.
>>712603467
>I email you sometime remind me and I'll let you know.
cool. I'm [email protected]
>>712598166
I used to almost always eat my ejaculate
I just wanna feel loved
I just wanna feel like I'm enough
I just want to feel the security of having someone I love
>>712603611
>She had no idea.
implying
anon, chicks can smell other chick's lunch on your shirt sleeve. they always know. always.
you might has well have had your dick covered in stripper glitter.
>>712614948
I think I'm part faggot. I like girls but I still let him (and only him) take me on weekends he gets away from his wife.
>>712604654
I used to not fuck prostitutes until I got married
>>712614185
>>712614653
Dammit. Were you fucking with me?
>>712615146
it was pretty vivid and left me like "dafuq brain"
I masterbate to the fact of my aunt bending over and she's aight but I've only recently started doing it because she dyed her hair blonde and I'm so fucking attracted to blonde hair....if she offers to give me the pussy I'm taking it
>>712606662
what job?
>hoping job is kindergarden janitor and warrants are for sexual abuse of a minor
older anon here. i used to get blowjobs from my mother when i was 12. lasted about a year.
picture kind of related.
>>712606866
fuck you for questioning a gf with a cum fetish. she is cherishing your juice. worshipping it. what's the matter with you faggot?
I live for women with cum fetishes. it is, in fact, my fetish.
>>712606931
your mother sucking your 3 year old cock while you slept. black and white picture that she scanned in.
when i was 16 i took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend then we were fuckbuddies for a while. fucked 2 more of her friends when they were 12ish.
>>712615894
Maybe you should find a girl who has a fetish about guys who have a fetish about girls who have a cum fetish.
>>712607330
last saturday night I got raped by my brother's friend/housemate. he ate my pussy against my will.
>brother gonna fuck him up when he east expect it
>>712615962
My adolescence sucked....
>>712598769
You idiot you there are services you can call for her to get help if she is suicidal.
>>712616020
but who was phone?? lol
>>712609837
>She's 14
>One time i jacked off and came while she was washing dishes.
They still don't let me sit at the dinner table any more. I don't know why they can't just get over it. You jack off ONE TIME.....
>>712609974
Edward, face it, you're not moving back.
>>712610294
>>712609295
Q: what's the best part about showering with a 4 year old girl?
A: your dick looks HUGE in her tiny little hands
>>712612259
>take into account this was back in the 90's. so it was a totally different time social-wise.
no. it wasn't. that was serious pedo then. try "back in the 70's" if you want any credibility with that shit pedo.
>>712616405
i disagree
my partner is abusing me but i'm too scared to leave him, because I'm mentally ill and nobody else will put up with all my shit.
he's a /b/fag too.
> drinks a whole bottle of vodka
> vomits
> passes out at unknown time
> wakes up at 7am but doesn't have work until 9pm.
> drinks half a bottle of vodka
> passes out again at unknown time.
> wakes up still very drunk
> shower and brush teeth to get rid of booze smell
> takes huge bongload of hash
> apply eye drops
> drive car to work can barely maintain my lane.
> clock in and boss man doesn't suspect anything.
> vomits behind work dumpster.
> work 11 hour shift
> no one noticed anything
> felt like a loser...
>>712614267
MAH BOII
TK17
>>712616640
dude, why do you drink so much
>>712611066
California? Bay Area? Is he deployed now?
>>712611744
whether anon realizes it or not, she already knows
>they always know
>>712612691
I got raped by a "friend" of mine when I was passed out. he thinks I don't know, but i do.
>I've got bikers who are going to kill him when he least expects it
>I will suck them willingly when they do. and give my ass.
>>712613590
what could possibly go wrong?
>>712617160
Because you didn't "wake up" and object it makes you complicit and a willing participant.
I have been utterly miserable for as long as I can remember, but because I make it my goal to make everyone else happy, I'm always cracking jokes, so everyone thinks I'm happy and jolly. Quite a lonely life. I get through the days and I rarely hurt myself, but I have always felt like it was very obvious to me that my cause of death will probably be myself in some way.
>>712598166
I am spartacus
>>712616807
I'm 27, single my entire life, I have to work my ass off and can't afford my own apartment, the only work in my one horse town is min wage. The thought of being single and working to the bone to get no where for eternity makes me want to die. I'm to pussy to an hero so I'm drinking myself to death. There is no other joy in my life but booze...
Passively assisted in a moleststion of an eleven year old. Didn't feel great about it, but a bj for my troubles a couple of years later
>>712617253
its ok friend, there are lots of us, supposedly things get better all of a sudden on some random day but thats a big supposedly, struggle on as long as you can and then die spectacularly, don't actively kill yourself thats what the brain worms want
>>712600464
Someone repost
>>712617248
You're an idiot - someone fucked him without getting his consent, that's a rape. Yes? Someone did that to your mum, you'd want the dirty bastard's head.
>>712617333
Story?
>>712614774
you are clearly a trump supporter
objectively wrong but spouting shit like you're right
>>712615333
nice trips cop
One of the clubs in my town is notorious for having a cubicle with a glory hole in it. The wall itself is between the male and female toilets so every weekend there's a good chance of getting a bj. Most people avoid it though because of STI's and risk of injury etc...
I was blind drunk one night and decided I'd sit in that cubicle and wait it out, I got my dick out and stood in front of the hole so anyone on the other side could see I was waiting. About 10 mins of standing there and I hear 2 voices on the other side, they walked in to the opposite cubicle and were laughing and daring each other, eventually a voice was telling me to stick my dick through the hole, so I push it through.
I hear one voice say "well hurry up, you wanted to do this...I'll wait outside" after about 30 seconds I was getting an awesome BJ and hand job.
This was going on for about 5 or so minutes until I couldn't take any more. I couldn't let her know I needed to bust through the wall so I just thought fuck it and blew in her mouth. She freaked out and yelled at me through the wall so I quickly zipped up and ran back into the club. As I waited near the bar to see who was coming out of the female bathroom...I saw my sisters friend come out with my sister.
Sisters friend looked angry but my sisters hair was wet...like the bottom of her hair...like she had to run water through it....I think I got a BJ from my sister. I ran outside got a cab and went home fast. She got home maybe an hour later. She still doesn't know. It had to be her.
>>712616012
exactly
>>712617317
>implying booze is fun
nah but seriously dude you need a goal that you can achieve. everything is about your circumstance - i went to cambodia where people were ACTUALLY working to survive, and working a fucktonne harder than anybody in the West.
the facts you've listed about your life do not cause your depression, because they're shared by many others who aren't depressed. the problem is the expectation in your mind of life and what it was supposed to be, and what you wanted it to be. you're alive, and eating, and clearly have enough money to drink yourself into a hole, so you could put that somewhere better for you. go do brazilian jiu jitsu.
nothing stays the same, your circumstances will change over time, providing you put yourself into situations where they're likely to change.
smoke weed anyway its more fun than booze
>>712598166
daddy issues
>>712616495
>>712616405
>i disagree
your dick is THAT small?
>>712617536
woah
also lol
>>712617317
i am feeling an enormous amount of compassion for you right now my man.
i wish i could make your life better somehow but cant. really though, i send all my /b/rother love to you and hope nothing but the best for you in the future.
>>712598166
I have a secret.
I never uploaded nude, porn or otherwise immoral pics/vids on the internet, let alone 4chan.
And I'm proud of this.
>>712603709
You've got my attention anon. Keep posting
>>712617354
That's legitimately the plan, but I am obsessed with this idea that killing myself will release me. I'm even disillusioned with the nice life I want because of the sheer hopelessness of it all. My parents are in their 60's and they are miserable too, because their lives never fixed their souls. What if even a good wife and kids, the job I want and a sweet house, with all the wisdom in the world (I'm a philosophy graduate so its an ever-growing lifelong process), isn't enough to numb the internal pain?
I know it sounds pussy but I'm a strong bloke and this is what its really like. I feel like I have something rotting in my core, and nothing else can be truly good because of it.
>>712617317
watch Leaving Las Vegas for tutorial on how to do it right
>>712598166
I want to deflower my underage intern.
>>712617633
no, im just saying it's not the best part imo. not even in the top 5
>Sister 3 months pregnant
>offer her 25k to abort
>she says no
What do?
>>712617536
this is The.Most.Believable.Post.I've.Read.on.4chins.Ever
>evah
there is absolutely nothing about it that raises any red flags
I really like you Alex. I am a mess and maybe it's better this way, but I can't stop thinking about you.
I posted my ex gf so much she's searchable on Google ... It makes to kinda excited to know that ... And I think I'm a sick person
>>712598166
Masturbated with underwear of step sister and step mother, almost fucked sister while both drunk. Shit makes me cringe so hard.
>>712617940
my ex posted my nudes so much they're searchable on Google. what a horrible invasion of privacy. I'm going to kill the prick when he least expects it.
>I'm only serious
My uncle is going to die unless he receives a kidney before the end of the year. I've already told him I'll sell him mine, but he claims he can't afford it. Should I feel guilty?
I'm friendzoned so hard that we are roommates. I want her more than anything, but if closest I can get is best buds and hugs, seeing her naked, occasional peck, I'd take that over anything less any day.
>>712598166
I fucked my daughter's 14 yr old babysitter.
>condition for driving her safely back home
> came buckets
>>712617463
>be me16 at buddy's in basement watching BSG
>his little sister comes down and is being annoying
>it's one of their episodes with 6 looking hot and making out with Baltar
>buddy pulls his sister under his blanket on the couch and puts her on his lap facing the tv
>I'm on the chair beside them at 90 degrees so I can see them if I'm not watching the tv directly
>I can see his one hand going up her shirt and the other down her shorts
>she's only protesting a little and squirming but she's tiny and not going anywhere
>diamonds under my blanket
>she kinda whimpers I don't wanna
>buddy goes don't worry Kev doesn't care, he's not even watching
>for some reason all i do is look over and say just keep it down
>I could tell by how flushed she was he must have been fingering her and she just said sorry but I could tell she wanted to be anywhere else
>later I saw her upstairs and asked if she was ok and she got embarrassed and said yeah please don't tell anyone
>I never talked with anyone including my friend about it
>a couple of years later I saw her at a different friends house and she pulled me into a bathroom and blew me for "caring about her"
>she was a massive slut by 13, which I'm guessing is the result of early fiddling by my buddy who always called her the whore
>>712617815
I troll people
>>712618019
I deserve it
>>712618068
If he dies, yes. He would only have died because of you - Mini Pharma 4chan.
Give the dude your kidney - youll be reimbursed later.
>>712618068
You're going to need that kidney in 8 years man otherwise you'll be on hemodialysis
>>712617662
Thank you anon
i fucked this >>712618141 guy's daughter while he drove the babysitter back home.
>>712618711
I babysat this guy while his daughter fucked my home on the drive
>>712618783
I babysat this guy while he babysat that guy while his daughter fucked my home on the drive
>>712618848
I'm the daughter
B nice 2 me 4 chin
