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This is Teddy. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home. At exactly 3:37 AM, Teddy will remove your eyes with a rusted ice pick unless you post in this thread.
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If teddy is dead, then why worry?
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>>712569260
Try again fag
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How, if he's dead?
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fuck off back to your creepypastas you degenerate
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fite me (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง
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I hope teddy finds peace
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Fuck teddy
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>>712569260
What is magical about 3:37? I question Teddy's ability to tell time being dead. Please elaborate.
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Welp another stupid post
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Teddy has the ability to make someone make 50 threads about him daily.
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>>712569810
Ganna kill Teddy again!
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why is pick rust
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>>712569260
What time zone? Do the dead observe daylight savings time? Does the sun rise in the afterlife? What is it like there? I have so many questions for Teddy.
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kkk
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This post made me XD
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Did yesdy vite for trump?
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If someone goes looking for their bowling ball or skis or something and finds teddy prematurely is it just awkward for all parties?
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Ok
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Ay fuk U ted
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Teddy can eat my juicy ass like the fag he is
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dubs says otherwise
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Go fuck yourself op
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>>712569458
even though not taking chances
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its already 3:40, that fuckers late.
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>>712569260
please leave me alone teddy
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>>712570633
Shittt
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STOP MAKING THIS THREAD FAGGOT
STOP MAKING THIS THREAD FAGGOT
STOP MAKING THIS THREAD FAGGOT
STOP MAKING THIS THREAD FAGGOT
STOP MAKING THIS THREAD FAGGOT
STOP MAKING THIS THREAD FAGGOT
STOP MAKING THIS THREAD FAGGOT
STOP MAKING THIS THREAD FAGGOT
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>>712569260
noooope
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>>712569458
but you did reply meaning you are the fag
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Ok
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>>712569260
fuk u
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>>712569260
Plz no teddy
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>>712569260
O dang
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>>712569260
hi
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f
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Teddy cum to beddy ;*
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teddy is a stupid nigger
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https://discord.gg/YYStH
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AV NU CHEEKI BREEKI
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what if i dont have a home?
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>>712569260
fuuuuu
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>implying he can be in all of our homes
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>>712569979
This. Shit is getting old
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bring it on teddy
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good thing im homeless
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>>712569260
alright made this thread dude
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>>712569260
can yu stop
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>>712569260
This is different
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These need to end
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No
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This is sovietto doggo of pride. She will defend the honor of the homeland and protect from all Teddys, but only if you respond to this post.
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im a meme right?
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eat my ass
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Replyarino
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>>712571284
>not understanding time zones
fucking dumbass
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>>712569260
post
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Big dick
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yeah ok
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>>712569260
shit
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autism thread
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Suck my nuts
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>>712569260
No
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>>712569260
How many ice picks can he shove up his ass?
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>>712569260
im not ded
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peen
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>>712569260
but its past 3.37 :SS
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Not gonna get me OP
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>>712569260
Fight me
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Reeeeee
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>>712569260
why though
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no teddy pls
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yes sir
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>>712569260
i
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>>712569260
Please do it
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>>712569260
Checkmate Teddy
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>>712569260
Please fuck me Daddy Teddy.
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k
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Guys teddy is dead so he cant do shit
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Teddy looks like a little bitch, bring it!!
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im not dying tonight
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>>712569260
I doubt it, I have two pitbulls that sleep next to me and unfortunately wake up at the drop of a pin
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Sheeeiiiiiit
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Teddy looks like an alright guy.
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Y tho
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I don't want to die
I haven't jerked off tonight yet
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>>712569260
Damn
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Okay okay chill
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Wew
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>>712569260
Fuck off, Teddy. I'm not posting in this thread.

Wait a minute...
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>>712569260
hi teddy
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It's 4:02am but okay
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Come get this dick nigga
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Why post shit like this
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>>712569260
hA GAY
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safe
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Come catch these hands, bruh
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Ok
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Sage
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Pls no teddy
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teddy pls
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porn
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teddy pls no
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Reply to this and she'll come into your room instead of teddy
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fffffffff
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Dude I live in Canada. We use ice picks as forks here. Good luck trying to kill me with that.
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>>712574231
yo
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>>712574231
thank
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poop
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k
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got me
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>>712574231
im counting on you
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>>712574231
PLEASE
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Por que
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Y
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i cum in socks
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>>712574231
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>>712569260
damn, i really wanted him to do that tonight. fuck
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Nuggets
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>>712569260 Im safe now
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Ney necromorphs never nulify near nocturnal niggers
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>>712574231
Thanks u
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>>712569260
This is Teddy, Teddy is a faggot like OP
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Niggered
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If teddy wants to be double dead he can try
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>>712569260

I'll be waiting bitch
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Gay
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But nigger ded tho
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>>712569260
Sup
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>>712569260
How can Teddy be in everyone except the 129 people's houses at exactly 3:37?
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>>712569260
kkk
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>>712569260
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Reply to this one for this sexy beast to appear instead
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>>712569260
3333
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>>712569260
Ok I'll bite on this one... Teddy is freaky af
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https://discord.gg/47kqKHP RIGHT NOW
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ay lmao
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>>712569260
Whatever
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Good spook
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ok
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boi
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>>712569260
why rusted?
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gotta lay off those lattes freddy
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I'm down with it as long as it's fatal
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>>712569260
Okay daddy-san
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Got me
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Kill My Dog.
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Can't risk it
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>>712569260
Teddys a bitchass nigga who wont do shit
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>>712569260
At exactly 3:38 AM Teddy is getting raped.
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no
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>>712569260
fuck
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>>712569260
ok !
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>>712569260
k
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>>712569260
.
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dang it....
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k
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Sheeeeeeet
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nah
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>>712569260
Long overdue
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plz teddy nno
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>>712577777
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>>712569260
fuck outta here
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not if i tell him not to

ay yo dont do that

alright we good
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yo teddy ur a little faggot kid
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So, if I'm beating my meat, around that time, and I nut in his face, how would that make him feel?
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Not taking any chances
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>>712569260
That sounds Mad sexual
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>>712569260
Kys
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>>712569260
yo teddy fuck off lad
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>>712569260
u never know gotta be safe
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>>712569260
better safe then sorry
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:(
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:^)
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no tanks fam
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Spooked me scared OP
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Superstitions, writings on the wall
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Y u do dis
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nope.
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So all the Andy Sixx guy has to do is threaten to force a log of shit down your throat if you don't post- instant recognition
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>>712569457
Exactly
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>>712569260
Done
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Whale shit
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Creepy face
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this is an important message to all the niggers out there you will all die tomorrow thank you
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Fuck you teddy I hope you fucking die cunt. I hope you come to my house and trip over the stupid single step I have in my house. I hope you trip and hit your head so hard you fucking die. Bitch
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>>712569260
Okay posted
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Teddy is a kike
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>>712569260
no thanks
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fuk, they're getting better
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>>712569260
just in case
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No u
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jokes on teddy cause i live in a tent
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>>712569260
Teddy really wants those (you)s
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god can he just kill me instead
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>>712569260
Ok?
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Find you got me
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Posting
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please dont do it teddy
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>>712569260
Eat a dildo ted
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If I die in my sleep tonight, will this stupid fucking thread die?

Can somebody please do something about this unoriginal shit?
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>>712569260
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looks like i'm gettin laid tonight
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>>712569260
uh oh!
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>>712569260
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U wot m8
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>>712569260
Teddy better watch out for me instead at 3:37am and post in this tread before I stick my cock in his ass
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>>712569260
Y
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I kinda like my eyes.
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>>712569260
no
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>>712569260
Posting
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fuck teddy
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>>712569260
insurance
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>>712569260

I dare you muda fucka
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Superior Teddy
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>>712570915
he sacrificed himself for the lurkers
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My eyes are ugly, so i'm making a favor for him
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posting because I am a child
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why doe
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>>712569260
holy shit. please. no. ill do anything.
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me too thanks
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Bullshit.
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no
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>>712569260
fuck you
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>>712569260
fuck you
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>>712569260
no thank you
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>>712569260
Teddy is a fucking asshole.
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>>712569810
the fuck is that
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y
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>>712569260
fuck you nigger
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>>712569260
y tho
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ill wait until 3:37 and see what happens, faggot
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Not today teddy
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Hoe
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>>712569260
fagolagit
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Hmmmm
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Saw this like yesterday still not dead faggot
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>>712581282
what does that mean "fagolagit"
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>>712569260
kek
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>>712581282
uhhhhh what's fagolagit????
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>>712569260
FUck you
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>>712581282
WHAT THE HELL IS FAGOLAGIT MEAN
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Not with these trips
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>>712569260
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>>712581282
dude what is this fagolagit
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But you're a fag OP
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>>712569260
Sleep tight, pupper
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>>712569260
im already blind
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>>712581282
cunt what the hell is a fagolagit
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>>712569260
moms gonna freak
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my nigga teddy
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Shit not taking any chances
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>>712581441
>>712581511
>>712581701
>>712581813
it is slang for freak/newfag
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ecks dee
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I like poo
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>>712581920
oh then you are definitly a fagolagit
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>>712569260
teddy can go fuck himself, after not harming me
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>>712581813
hahha m8 thats what you are your a fagolagit
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Riperino
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>>712569260
fuck u
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Immunity giga nigger 5000
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>>712581920
this is a forced meme that this faggolagit has been spamming in various threads, ignore him
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k
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Well
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>>712581920
oh im so using fagolagit now thank you
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>>712569260
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Dont plz
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thanks obama
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fk
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>>712569260
Can I fuck teddy
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