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shota
shota is gay
oh boy!!!
>>712566103
no u
>>712566150
hi hiiii!!!
Faggot avatar fagatar fag.
>>712566830
that's some smug tails
>>712566623
If this is who I think it is, you should message me what my pseudonym is. I forget shit real easy.
captcha: sayonara mayor
is that a threat?
>>712567461
Well, killing yourself is sorta the fun thing to do around Christmas for many. Poor sods.
>>712567625
who's the mayor of shota threads?
>>712567675
I've heard OP is the biggest faggot. I bet he likes pictures like this tbh (To be honest) fam. (family)
>>712567974
>lewd
nope not a fan
>>712568016
Are you OP? Stop being a faggot.
There, I saved a life.
>>712568112
i'm only gay ironically
>>712568171
Yeah, well, Ironically you're going to heck for being gay.
>>712568242
that lucifer is a big fan of pranks
>>712568361
why's he sad
>>712568303
What kind of pranks? Do they look like this?
>>712568471
yea the kind where you convince a handsome guy to have sex with you, cuddle with him, eventually it turns into a relationship. you tell your parents and they tell you they have no son. but his parents are accepting, eventually you get married in New Zealand because they allow gay marriage, and you spend the rest of your life together with him and your adoptive children
fuckin pranked
>ywn prank a cute guy
:(
>>712566995
Probably not who you think, straightfag.
Gdit. Why do all thr interesting things happen when I'm so busy, not fair!
Ill check my heated hydration software when I can actually spend mote than 10 minutes at home.
Also I see qt deer
>>712569123
>heated hydration software
took me a second lmao
also literally what interesting things are happening
>>712568639
Too bad NZ is fucked atm by earthquakes. Get out of my country, bet all your gayness is causing it you pranker. Fucking rogers.
>>712569282
>his entire country is a fault line
why would you live in such a place
i love how tectonically stable australia is
>>712569123
Ah, okay then. Yeah that's cool then.
Wait, you were straightfag, did you tell me this? I need fucking meds, like, now.
Hope you and your BF are okay.
>>712569402
>tfw some Maori bashing Captian Cook type negro decides it's okay to build the biggest city around 3 big and dormant volcanoes in one of the most unstable tectonic plates in the world.
>>712569770
gotta admit they're tough as nails
>>712569871
Tougher then leather?
>>712570202
possibly even tougher
>>712570296
Rougher then the rest of them?
>>712570548
THE BEST OF THEM
>>712570620
>>712571016
it's no homo to be attracted to knuckles, right?
>>712571122
It's only ever gay when the balls touch. That said, you're fapping to a work of fiction which is gay in itself. Have some shota.
>>712571301
jokes on you i don't jerk off
>>712571342
You can tell me you're asexual, but your butt won't know that.
>>712571675
don't jerk off to porn, anyhow.
>>712571747
What do you jerk off to anon?
>>712571833
>>712571849
my imagination is good enough for me
>>712571849
He jerks off to me.
>>712571849
gayest think in this entire thread is this question
>>712571992
lmao true
>>712571977
i mean maybe if you're cute
Russian Shota coming through.
>Knew a transgender kid growing up
>Never showed them it was okay by getting on my knees and sucking their girldick.
>They moved away a few years ago.
>An hero.
Still gives me sads. Not because of the sexual thing, because they were cool and I genuinely liked them.
>>712571885
Same here, but porn helps.
I can fap for hours without cumming, feels good.
Barron Trump ~ Shota King 2016
>>712572244
i'm a fap utilitarian, i just jerk off so i can cum.
>>712572073
Is this cute enough for you?
>>712572347
pretty cute image
>>712572279
That's going to land us in trouble one of these days
Unless the theory that it's Trump's clone and hes low-key bragging
>>712572438
What could Sweet Lord Barron do to cause trouble?
This is the cutest shota of all time.
>>712572545
have you thrown in the gulags you paedophilic faggot
>>712572073
if you jerk off to me that would be kinda funny
>>712572679
explain how this would be funny
>>712572084
That's not right.
>>712572545
Some sketch group of creep are going to infiltrate some teen girl fanclub of him, do and say retarded shit,and the daddy Trump crew will bring the spotlight down on anything related
>>712572346
>Be on school trip.
>Knew about my sexuality for years.
>Feeling of who I am finally hits though.
>Trapped for 2 weeks.
>My dick is used to cumming 4-5 times a day.
>Surrounded by qt's.
>Can't do a thing.
>Sneak off for a ninja in the night.
>Weakdepressingorgasam.exe
>One dude know's what's up with me, get teased.
>FML.
>Bonermancer to levels unprecedented, I'm horny all the time.
>Dude keeps teasing me.
>Make it home from the trip.
>half an hour into the fap, I wanted to cum 28 minutes ago.
>Cum squirts out like white gooey piss, cover the wall. No idea how much cum I actually shot out but it was a lot, I'd say almost physically impossible.
>Next 5 minutes is cleaning it up with my tongue.
Never go two weeks.
>>712573281
hot
>>712573281
>Next 5 minutes is cleaning it up with my tongue.
Fucking lewd.
>>712573507
much more efficient to just cum in your mouth
>>712572559
Very pretty eyes, like those of my 1st shotafu, just in scarlet
>>712572867
because i would find it funny
>>712573615
>cum in your mouth
Holy fuck. That's even more fucking lewd.
(Are you serious?)
>>712568112
>>712573790
haha, funny.
>>712573859
literally every time i jerk off
>>712574018
>no shota incubi bf
JUST
>>712574071
or i suppose it'd be incubus cause it's singular
>>712573904
I like to just lewdly lick it and suck it off my fingers.. Makes me feel like a slut when I do it.
>>712574236
not efficient enough, then you still have to clean your hands.
>>712573904
>literally every time
Shit. That's crazy. Is it just a big fetish of yours?
>>712574363
no it's just efficient
also tastes good man
>>712573904
its mainly because im cute
>>712574071
It would still be a shota succubi going by role, incubus would implant their demonic essence into you, and corrupt and foster the degeneracy. A shota succubi would still be all about riding you mercilessly to draw out your pure energies and defiling your morals
>>712574484
either way i'm happy
>>712573859
Why wouldn't you cum in your own mouth?
But seriously, this was like half a cup, maybe more of cum. I'm not sure my mouth could take it all.
>>712574284
Meh. If I were sucking a dick then yeah, just right in the mouth, but it's not needed any other time imo. Not a fan of me having to get my dick above my head. I tend to not enjoy it as much.
Anyone who recognizes my weaboo "cosplay" character gets a lifetime supply of Killugon.
>>712574714
>enjoy
this isn't about enjoying anything, this is about pure productivity. it's quicker to cum in my mouth, so i do.
>>712574837
why is your top button done up
>>712574844
Is it true Semen breaks down into estrogen when you drink it?
>>712574977
i looked into it and no, it's not true.
>>712574968
I always do the top button.
>>712574284
Some of us can't or shouldn't bend that way.
Still, beyond taste, and zinc reclamation, it is the best method, no wasted biomass or paper, and can also give you hints on your diet/ health status.
Not eating your own cum is for prissy little bitches
>>712575033
Anything chemical? Nothing addictive?
I sure like semen.
>>712574568
I thought that was exactly why you weren't
Huh.
Go with that I guess
>>712575103
looks kinda odd dude
>>712575129
haha get more flexible, faggot.
>>712575197
only upsides my man
>>712574844
Fair enough.
>>712575129
Agreed. Everybody should drink their milk. It'll make them strong!
>>712575254
I hate people who don't do the top button. Its so unclassy.
>>712575250
hey, incubus or succubus shota, either way i'd be happy.
>>712575396
but it only weird if you do the top button and don't wear a tie
So, there's no downsides to drinking fresh sexual juices from a penis.
Interesting.
>>712575496
I do the top button always and never stuff my shirt in my pants.
S-sorry for being uncultured.
>>712575568
contains protein for BULKING
>>712575614
I BET YOU WEAR ANKLE SOCKS TOO
>>712575619
This! DRINK ALL THE PENIS MILK!
>>712575655
I bet you think its stupid to wear ankle socks in a suit you gay-zo.
>>712575619
I'm sure it contains estrogen, or at least something feminizing damn it.
Where's a good place to download fresh shotas?
>>712575767
probably small amounts sure
but think about it, that's still gonna be inside your body even if you don't eat it.
>>712575754
very much so
>ankle socks and button top
Kay, that is pretty damn adorkable, tbh
>>712575911
If I shoot it out, it's not in my body, if I shoot it out into my mouth, it can be.
>>712575948
>button top
y-you mean a shirt?
>>712576137
but if you don't cum it's still gonna be in your body
>>712575948
T-thanks.
>>712576137
How about you just shoot it into my mouth?
>>712576199
Not cumming is bad, what did I tell you about the two weeks thing.
Lock me up in chastity for that long and see what happens.
>>712576447
>Lock me up in chastity for that long and see what happens.
that's awfully fucking lewd anon
>>712576344
That's a thicc, buff, looking shota.
>>712565832
the fact that there was never any human Boota/Simon shota is a travesty
>>712576521
I need to be milked anon. I must be milked. You'll come home to rope, cuffs and torture till I get those fucking keys. But I'll have to measure how I much I made first before I pour it in your mouth.
You need to be milked too.
>>712576919
am i meant to know what that means
>>712576963
nice where u from
>>712572244
more of this
>>712576979
you uneducated faggot, do you even pierce the heavens?
can you even drill, anon?
>>712576199
>>712576350
You two are the last I'd expect stammer posting from, fking weebs~
I've been here too long
>>712577018
Hobbit land.
>>712577099
i do it ironically, you know that.
>>712577095
still confused
>>712577099
I was just trying to act cute since you said adorkable.
>>712577165
just a short flight over the tasman sea i suppose
>>712574575
>I'm not sure my mouth could take it all.
Are you trying to get me hard?
captcha: great orchard
;)
>>712575254
That's why I said shouldn't.
Have done auto, it only reminds of the sting of no bf, I want Caduceus, not Ouroboros, dammit!
>>712577181
the characters in OP are from Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, right is Simon left is a humanized Boota. Throughout the show Boota looks like pic related, until he absorbs enough Spiral Power (the force behind evolution/advancement of anything) to jump from a pigmole to a human
>>712577095
artist?
>>712574837
It's that Danganronpa thing right?
I don't want anything from you though.
>>712577274
I think he is anon, because it's working on me.
>>712577234
You'd get in a plane in order to be roped, cuffed, tortured and fed semen?
Gay.
>>712576919
The rap is a man's soul/Kancho video kinda counts tho
>>712577394
sounds fucking absurd lmao
>>712577472
ironically, yes.
>>712577423
Y-you don't want 1600 Killugon pictures?
>>712577511
Shouldn't you be in heck right now doing pranks?
>>712577692
still no cute bf to prank in order to get to hell
>>712577542
No thank-you.
>>712577181
Ironic stammerposting is still stammerposting
>>712577222
You don't need to try to act cute, ya already are
>>712577759
Don't say hell please, say heck.
It offends.
>>712577838
That's disheartening.
>>712577839
No.
>>712577839
i-i'm g-gonna d-do t-this f-from n-now o-on, b-but i-ironically, y-ya u-understand?
>>712577901
heck up
>>712578023
Roody. To think I was getting a crush. I guess you're just an anus.
>>712577412
sorry, my files are really unorganized and I can't even find another image by the artist but that last image has the pixiv image title, you should be able to find them using that
>>712577511
Gurren Lagann is a study in absurdity, by the end mecha are large enough to hurl entire spiral galaxies at each other
>>712578175
can u stop with the being in love with me thing
honestly kinda creepy
>>712578185
wtf is gurren lagann even about
>>712578336
Says the creeper who was saying it's just a flight.
But nah, it's cool. I was just saying that to make another joke.
>>712578561
gonna come to new zealand and beat your faggot ass
>>712578336
>can u stop with the being in love with me thing
Nah man that's me who's in love with you.
>>712578866
i think you all need to stop
>>712578620
So long as we can be frenemies.
>>712578336
A kid, Simon, grows up in a society that lives entirely underground, their entire lives lived under the threat of unpredictable earthquakes from a surface devoid of all life.
Orphaned by an earthquake, Simon's only benefactors are the village elder who cautions that people should live the life in front of them, and Kamina, a brash upstart that claims his father took him to the surface and it isn't a barren wasteland.
Their entire world is changed when Simon, who digs holes in the earth for the village, discovers a mysterious small mecha along with a small drill, the mecha seems to react to his spirit (he gets fired up, mecha activates) the same day an unknown beauty arrives in town along with another mysterious mecha, this one the size of houses and actively piloted, destroying the boy's hometown.
Things escalate from there, there's a timeskip around episode 10 of about a decade, as well.
>>712578959
no, just regular enemies.
>>712579004
sounds interesting
is there a dub? i don't watch subbed cartoons
>>712579014
No buttsax? Nah I'm cool then, I ain't alright with hitting anyone around or being hit around unless me and them are both going to get off.
>>712579246
anon that's kind of gay
>>712579326
I take more love then war.
>>712579096
I'm almost positive there's a dub out by now but I couldn't say which streaming service offers it, any do at all. Lemme go check netflix and hulu for an english dub.
>>712579455
how about loving war?
>>712579496
neat
>>712576436
Mmh... I'd love to do that.
>>712579597
Loving war requires penis slapping.
>>712579758
i see
let's talk about how the FDA regulates farmers again
>>712579727
I'm ready for all of it. No need to tell me when, just do it.
>>712579597
Boota doesn't show up in shota form for about 99% of the show but Simon is the perfect little brother shota and grows up to be an entirely qt3.14 adult, though adamantly, 100% unarguably straight
>>712579968
>100% unarguably straight
hah, clearly you don't know how good at debating i am.
>>712579937
You're quite the tease anon.
>>712580061
you haven't met the purest protect that smile waifu to've ever been minted, pictured on the right
turned me from a 8 on the Kinsey scale to solidly bisexual, she's too pure for any world, imagined or otherwise
in the middle you'll see the long haired boy, Rossiou. he's top tier shota but utter shit tier adult that you can't help but understand
>>712580621
>8 on the kinsey scale
fucking kek
>>712580476
Am I? I don't want to just tease. It's more fun for all parties to keep going.
I can't believe nobody wanted 1600 Killugon pictures.
You win, Reiji / Sei / No ankle socks with suits / no top buttoned shirt / guy who never grammatically types perfect fag. You put me out of business.
>>712580621
I hope you are aware of how full of shit you have to be to fall for such lazy waifubait.
>>712580941
Oh how the mighty Killugon posters fall. I warned you this day would come.
>>712581115
Just kidding. I'll never give up. I will spread Killugon amongst you all.
>>712580936
You do have a point. Definitely wouldn't mind taking you up on your previous offer either lol
>>712581276
killua is the only cute one tbh. gon is not cute at all.
>>712581363
The socks are too
L O N G
O O
N N
G G
>>712581581
the longer the socks the better
>>712581304
That sounds like fun. Maybe shoot one in the front and one in the back as well? Or how about a couple in the back?
>>712581692
The worst*
Ftfy
>>712582161
you know you like them, anon.
>>712582207
I genuinely don't.
>>712581836
With my stamina, all the above leaving you a hot sticky mess hehe
>>712582503
I genuinely think you might be gay for not liking long socks
>>712582587
Ohhh, Somebody with some stamina huh? I hope you're not lying.. I'd be very sad if you didn't leave me covered and filled with it.
>>712583205
Just try me ;)
>>712583518
I'll take your word for it. Just make my body a hot sticky mess.
Finished Pjs and smooches.
It's too fucking dark to get a decent picture of it.
I'm sorry, I'll post it when I have daylight.
>>712584008
see it tomorrow then i guess
i'm gonna take a nap personally too
>>712583518
Have a kik btw? I'd love to do this again sometime. Was quite fun.
>>712584460
Have a good nap.
>>712584008
N9oooooooooooooooo..
Ah.
Well I finally have a day off tomorrow, really have been looking forward to it, it's really so nice that you are a, so inspired, and B, haven't been scared away by us yet.
I dream of morning
>>712587491
I need to stop posting when exhausted, meant will be able to watch for its debut, and just, idk, can't into words, this thing which is occurring is just so very nice, like, watching the beginning of something excellent
>>712587491
I know, I'm sorry.
>really have been looking forward to it
Ah, please don't get too excited I've worked on it long enough now that I hate it lol
I'll do more of course though.
>a, so inspired, and b, haven't been scared away by us yet.
You guys are fun cute and lewd. I like hearing your bickering and stories. It's also nice to be in good company when it comes to interests.
Have a good sleep!
shit daerht
>>712565832
i love you
>>712589737
We all love boota
>>712589121
You ok?
>>712590245
thread tihs
>>712590330
Meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow
>>712590479
shopped for work shit and finished up my documents
cat seemed happy after it was outside while doing paper work
needed to ring 3 different super annuations to find what one I had a closed account with lol
xd
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xDdd
bamp
oldest thred on b
wew
lad
>>712595644
whatchu doin mang
>>712595798
laying in bed and watching streams
cbfed getting on my comp atm
>>712565832
someone give nia a penis and lets make the two of them into the best doujin ever.
:p
8d
hydration
New thread?
Is it possible?
