H-hey Anonymous, do y-you need anything today?
A helping hand, an encouraging w-word, advice on y-your condition and feelings?
I'm here for you Anonymous; share some tea and feels with me <4
Show your ass or move on faggot
first for tea
hiya c:
alice thread? aw yee
So are you a dude or not?
>>712560897
Hey Alice. I'm good. For now.
>>712561010
>>712560897
Hey babygirl. Can I see some thigh? I bet it's very nice.
bout tree fiddy
>>712560897
Go away you ugly worn out trap.
No one likes you, you do this every fucking day,its the gayest thing you could be doing.
You have a dick, get over it,cut it off if you want, we wont give a shit and no one else will either
Kindly turn that oven on clean mode and hop in and lock that faggot
>>712561088
I'm n-not <4 Would y-you like some tea?
Todays t-tea is very tasty <4
I came in my gf throat today, i held her head so she couldnt move.
She puked over my dick it was lovely.
>>712561088
I hope we get an answer for the dubs. Some one check 'em
Alice, you make /b/ great again.
>>712561142
my dad beats me
fucking fake waifu can't fool me
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fypmkQV2YT
Hello! Nice to see your thread!
>>712561142
Sure, why not.
Dubs and she dies tomorrow
>>712561142
>I'm n-not
You have an adam's apple
You have man arms
You have man hips
You have man legs
You're a fucking man
Pop a titty out or fuck off
>>712561137
Proof?
>>712561137
Nice insecurities you got there.
You're the one who came in here willingly, knowing what's happening.
You are literally the biggest faggot here.
>>712561142
Glad to be here Alice. Need to just relax. Tired, and had a long day.
sheeit
FUCKING CRINGE! KILL YOURSELVES YOU FUCKING BASEMENT DWELLING PERMA-VIRGINS!
hello babey muah
>>712560897
Hey Alice. Nice to see you today
>>712561339
>you are granted 1 white knight coin
>you put it in the pussy vendor
>Nothing comes out
hey its old burn victim!
>>712561397
Says the guy using all-caps.
Invest in a gun, a noose won't hold your fat ass.
>>712560897
Hi Alice! Hey, I wanna thank you for making me feel a bit better, was feeling really down in the dumps a few weeks ago and you just listening was a big help. Thank you, and have wonderful day <3
I just went to the ER after my roommates woke me up because I was choking on mucus. Got a nice steroids shot in the ass. Pretty swell weekend.
>>712561329
>You have an adam's apple
OG here, have this from 5 years ago
>>712561310
L-let me pour it for you <4
>>712561329
>adams apple
Nope
>man limbs
Not sure what that even means
>man hips
I have literal child birthing hips
T-try harder Anonymous <4
>>712561345
*gently rubs your back* W-what happened?
Have a bump.
>Implying it's needed with this pace
>>712560897
Despite all the hate you are getting, lacking gender proof and avoiding /b/ policy of "tits or gtfo"; I like your consistency to this site, and creative flare. Kudos
Chilling, lurking, listening.
>>712561428
Oh damn he saw right through me
Because I'm totally 100% hard for someone on this website
Did your parents beat you around as a kid?
Sup therapy maid
So like, I'm trans and sometimes I like to look at some of the trap threads here on /b/, and I've noticed a lot of traps have incredibly smooth-looking skin. What OTC lotions/medicine/etc can I use to achieve this fair skin?
>>712561096
Good response.
Just spreading some love!
>>712561156
Good for you. I treat my wife like a woman outside but in bed i treat her like the whore she is.
>>712561405
N-nice to see you too <4
>>712561467
M-my pleasure!
>>712561475
Oh d-dear! What did y-you have, allergic reaction?
>>712561561
I d-do what I can!
Stressing out because of no good reason. Just school related stuff.
>>712560897
I'd eat your ass.
>>712560897
Please show your thigh, Alice. I'll love it no matter how it looks.
>>712560897
A lot of people on the anime tripfagboard I post on are assholes or don't like me, How can I go about making them be more accepting?
>>712561513
child birthing hips? According to who nigga
Bump
>>712561513
It was just work.Also, was supposed to have a physical/drug test for my new job, and the woman from the company never scheduled it for me like she said she would.
I am very horny.
>>712561671
what are those
>>712560897
I need $100, can you help?
>>712561718
Put your clothes back on.
>>712561737
Jews.
![jet[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AHcu71S.jpg "jet[1].jpg")
eyyyyy
>>712560897
Ayyyy it's Alice again. How are you?
>>712561737
ban pls
>>712561766
After I jerk it to Alice. Or Reimu. Either will do.
>>712561596
P-pretty much any moisturizer will w-work, as well as an exfoliate containing diatoms.
>>712561614
Oh d-dear. How can I help?
>>712561671
I w-would recommend just not bothering.
>>712561672
My gyno.
>>712561716
Y-you should remind her <4
>>712561753
Depends, w-what do you need it for?
>>712561788
All h-hail the pot king Arashi!
>>712561798
Can't c-complain, need t-to switch to Linux to re-encode my WebM though
>>712561492
I see that silhouette, Bang
>>712561784
>>712561788
Fuckin Jews
>>712561492
>The hidden Bang is the deadliest
Fuck you mang, I feel old as shit now.
I want biscuits... Only the fluffiest and tastiest will do.
>>712561605
Sinus infection in the lymph nodes. Gonna be all right thanks to a lot of painkillers but I'm not too happy about a near death experience.
>>712561842
Bills. I am short on my bills, specifically my electric. Stupid being sick and not having time to fill it.
>>712561842
Please show a thigh, beautiful. I want to see those stockings.
>>712561605
Hey Alice. One of my friends is ignoring me and I think is still mad at me. Also they haven't wished me a happy birthday : (. I want to respect their space, but it causes me a lot of anxiety when I don't know if we're okay, because we became friends a pretty short time ago, and I think they're really awesome so far.
Also I think they are quite a bit smarter than me, intimidatingly so, so I'm worried if I've been relegated to the "just another idiot pile." Do you think I should give gestures of wanting to make amends? Or should I let them broach it first? I've always thought it showed more maturity to be willing to apologize without needing the other person to bring it up, but I've always had difficulty with boundaries, particularly over people I don't really know over the internet. If you were her, what would you want me to do?
Hi Alice! You're cute and I like you.
>>712560897
You're amazing
>>712561842
Eh probably some tea and a cheek kiss to calm down so I can collect my thoughts
>>712561842
Do you shave your pussy Alice?
>>712561842
I will. I feel like I'm just kind of being jerked around right now, and it's annoying.
>>712561862
I only noticed that after I posted it, then burst out laughing. Good times, m8. -CC
Is the tea still brewing?
>>712561942
No
You get stale bread and diseases from hummus Jew in disguise
where is sister
I guess I am new to these threads huh. No wonder I didn't see a single one, they appear at 4 am for me. Hi Alice!
My teeth hurt so anything that could help with that would be great.
>>712562136
In jail right where I'm taking you
>>712562174
brush them for once
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/8JyVtDI.png "latest[1].png")
>>712561842
How's it been going lately?
>>712561913
That's not very nice
Is there an archive of Alice3D threads anywhere?
>>712560897
Lately I have been having trouble with my sleeping pattern, I'm guessing mostly due to stress. Shit like getting to bed at a reasonable time but waking up at like 8 pm. How do I miss an entire day? Even had an alarm.
Is there a tea that can fix my troubles
>>712560897
Hi Alice. I am a lonely wreck. It hurts.
>>712562216
dindonuthin
>>712562254
I can't fit a hairbrush in my mouth what do you think I am some kind of faggot?
>>712561971
M-maybe. Email me at [email protected]
>>712562005
I t-think you should extend the olive branch. That is m-much more mature.
>>712562050
*kiss*
Alice. I feel like im not going anywhere in life, Like im just spinning my wheels. Im not improving myself but im not getting worse. Relationships stay the same and my life is just feeling mundane. I feel like I need a change but I don't know how. Everything I do has been done or will be.
Sooooo... I'm going to Canada on the day after Canada, with my mother. I'm trans and came out about three years ago. It's...going to be a stressful trip to say the least. I think my family in Canada is going to be accepting but my mother, who I'll be traveling with is going to be a different story. After about 4 years of being on hormones, a legal name change and a lot of laser hair removal, she still doesn't except my changes. Saying that I'm a bit afraid of the trip is an understatement. I'm actually thinking about cancelling the trip, although I've not seen my family up there in nearly a decade. Should I cancel it or just bear it and go?
>>712562372
All I want is a thigh pic, PLEASE Alice!
>>712561737
>>712561913
>>712562009
>>712562135
>>712562161
>>712562216
Remember guys, not our threads. Don't go nuts in here.
>>712562265
Woah woah woah, Gozu?
>>712562135
Fuck you and your bull shit, I only accept the best faggot
>>712562359
Oh shit they must have gotten mixed up why are they taking me?
>>712562439
>I'm going to Canada on the day after Canada,
>>712562515
Never. I just came in to say hi.
>>712560897
Hey Alice I think I remember you saying you live in an expensive apartment in an expensive city. Would you ever hang out with poor ugly people in real life or do you only hang out with us online?
>>712562522
you're a dirty pedo that's y
>>712562518
>>712562624
Will you suck my cock?
>>712562174
H-have you tried benzocaine?
>>712562265
C-can't complain.
>>712562316
Well, you could try unisom; it is OTC and very effective at inducing sleep.
>>712562327
*wraps her arms tightly around you* Oh d-dear. Why s-so lonely?
>>712562414
*blinks* That's....silly.
Here, let me show you something that my A.I. just made: http://picosong.com/HiqU/
This is a song that no one else has ever made; it is wholly unique. And it was made by a new, wholly unique creature of my own invention.
I'm not a musician, so I figured out how to make something that could make music for me; we live in an era where one can do this in a short amount of time, less than a week in fact.
So why can't you do something new as well?
>>712562439
You should kill yourself now. Statistics prove that trannies will commit suicide sooner or later anyway.
What is the best meme?
>>712562551
I derped. I meant the day after Thanksgiving.
>>712562682
I h-help people get to the hospital and therapy all the time <4
>>712562756
Y-yeah, that's not what statistics actually show. They show that outreach programs and therapy by people trained in LGBT concerns tend to commit suicide less.
>>712562551
Well if you went to Canada the day before Canada it wouldn't be there yet WOULD IT.
A maid for a maid! I think you look especially lovely tonight! Anyways I don't have much to say tonight so I will just wish you well and I hope your thread doesn't get derailed too hard!
>>712562730
Wow jesus. Not now, not today. If I knew who I was speaking to, I would answer with an easy yes or no.
>>712562372
I have in multiple ways, but once again I feel she's ignoring me. It could be she's legitimately busy, and might not have time to read messages, as she seems quite busy with work and does some volunteer work helping people with social issues, up to and including ASPD. Thus the fact she IGNORES the olive branch makes me wonder what that means. I don't want to be pushy or anything, but it still kind of hurts that it seems like she doesn't value talking to me or even saying hello. I'm certainly not perfect, but it's really hard when you feel like you are so down the list of priorities to the point she can't even wish me a happy birthday. I mean, pete's sake, I barely know anything about this girl, but I'm already so fascinated by her. I don't even know where she got her license.
>>712562872
can I get some coffee instead of tea?
>>712562768
Gondola.
>>712562439
>I'm going to Canada on the day after Canada,
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CznTNbwVBR
>>712562112
Good times indeed.
>>712562723
>>712562522
Go back to your own shitty threads
>>712562161
H-hello Flan <4 Please, don't s-stay up on my account! That c-can be very bad for you!
That s-said, very happy t-to make your acquaintance <4
>>712562900
He went to Canada at diamond miles per hour I'm guessing
>>712562755
Thanks
>>712562921
Just a horny anon.
>>712562755
Because I have no friends to be around like real people.
>>712562928
S-sounds like you are being pretty pushy.
Has she n-not spoken to you at all?
>>712562995
M-my pleasure <4
>>712563071
W-why not?
![jet-preens[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/n3FBhg9.jpg "jet-preens[1].jpg")
>>712562515
It's me. although I don't remember many peoples avatars since its been a few years, so I don't really know who I'm talking too
Did the guy asking for thigh leave? I was hoping he'd keep asking and we'd get something.
>>712562933
Get
>>712562969
This is just kinda where I am
> eat short
>>712562372
Thanks for offering. I just really need to vent. I can ask for an extension, I get paid two days after the due date. I'll be fine. I'm just... bleh. It's been one of those weeks.
>>712563162
T-tough luck <4
>>712562971
I will try not to do that then. ^w^
But your threads appear only from 3 am to 5 am for me so I will see what I can do about this.
>>712563051
Then the answer stays the same.
>>712562755
Benzocaine is in the extra strength oragel I have. Apparently I might have some kind of weird nerve problem called tri-somethingsomething. It makes harsh nerve pain move around my jaw sporadically.
What about you? What's your deal?
>>712562872
>Y-yeah, that's not what statistics actually show.
Yes it is. You will probably kill yourself in Canada next Canada.
Hey Alice. I'm a 35 years old Wizard. I'm reasonably happy with my job and my place in the world, but I pretty much gave up on relationships.
I spend all my free time on video games and fantasizing about my waifu. It got to the point where I have more imaginary dialogue in my head with her than the time I spend talking to other people in real life.
Anyway, I don't consider myself unhappy, crazy or suicidal. I'd say 90% of the people have it worse than me.
My question is, do you think this is sustainable? Am I going to snap 5 years from now, or can one live a life in solitude? With my 35 years I should be past the time where family building and childmaking instincts usually kick in. I never had them and I've always been the lone wolf type ever since I was a kid.
>>712562949
I agree :DD
>>712563197
L-like I said, email m-me if necessary <4
>>712563226
Apologies <4 I c-could try running some from work, just for you <4
>>712563265
I'm Alice <4
>>712563278
I'm....in....NYC. And not a transsexual. <4
>>712563113
That's fine yo, you wouldn't recognize me even if you remembered every last person from then.
How you been lately yo?
>>712563226
Just let me stick the tip in your ass then.
>>712563338
G-generally, no. Humans need interaction.
>>712563338
you shouldnt speak with your asshole gaping open like that desu
>>712563218
damn
>>712560897
I need help.
I'm falling in love with the girl I've been fucking - thing is even if she liked me too, we couldn't get together without certain friends turning against us (her ex boyfriend used to be my friend and is still friends with some of my friends). Do i just call the whole thing off? I don't think she feels the same way about me. Pic related, it's her.
Hey Alice,
I'm having a super shitty day... could I please see the soles of your feet? It would mean a lot. Seriously.
>>712563358
Do you shave your pussy?
>>712563338
Woah
You're a wizard..
>grow and be wise as wizards do
>>712563094
Fostered anti-social tendencies in my youth. So never made many friends. Time tends to strip most out of your life. Then trying to make anyone new... Well no one wants to deal with someone constantly depressed and negative.
Alice, do you like my guitar playing?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s038S5VTB7AX
>>712563358
No no! It's okay! I have late work anyway so I always fall asleep everyday around this time. Just keep it as is. Thank you for the concern though.
>>712563419
If only you would clean that thing, maybe.
I have terrible Anxiety and I dont know why. I have friends, a girlfriend and a decent life, Im in good shape with a job but every day i am afraid of the future feeling like im about to be attacked at every minute. I worry 24/7 with nothing to worry about. People write it off as stress but I have no stress at all. Any Advice Alice?
>>712560897
You always start these threads when I already have tea.
I'm doing biochemistry degree, 1st semester.
I don't even remember why exactly, maybe it was because I wanted to into the health field but my grades aren't good enough.
Does a bachelor's degree in biochemistry opens up career option in health related industry? I don't picture myself doing research/academia.
I don't even know man, right now my family is going to shit, no income, parents caring about my little brother only to the extent of him being fed (which I appreciate but I believe they could do more especially they expect him to be above average at school), parents no sustainable employment possibility (used to be self-employed, no valid/certified skills or degrees). They also appear to hate each other and fight very often.
Right now, my only aspiration is money. It will at least help with materialistic side of things for my family.
I don't even care if this is bait.
Tried sliding into a girl at school's DM's, she saw it yesterday, but hasn't responded. Also, I accidentally liked my own pic I sent her but can't unlike it, and I accidentally sent her a heart, but managed to unsend it, but still fairly sure she got a notification.
Basically, how do I act when I see her at school next week?
>>712562949
Yes
>>712563358
Much love, and thank you again for the offer. If things happen I will.
Hey Alice what's your favorite flavor of tea?
>>712563481
if i had a girl i loved i would never fucking post her pictures online. are you a cuck or just lack integrity?
Alice, can I have some tea? I'm sick with influenza :(
>>712562872
Hi Alice. I need help. The girl I like won't talk to me, even when after discussing our mutual feelings we agreed to keep in touch, even if we couldn't be together despite our wishes. I don't like this.
>>712563094
Yeah unfortunately I feel that is the case. And not for several days. To be honest I think we had a misunderstanding, but more than that I think she was getting very annoyed and I did a poor job of listening to her and dropping the subject. It's a shame too because if she heard me TALK I think she'd realize how much of the conversation was going from me actually teasing her to being genuinely confused. Really though I think that's me making an excuse. It feels like she's giving mixed messages though because she did SEND me a message, and I responded, but she didn't respond back. I don't know exactly what she wants me to do, or if the message was like a mass email she sends to all her friends?
Either way I don't WANT to be pushy, and definitely am trying to keep messages to a minimum and give her space, but I'm not really sure what she wants from the conversation. And really it kind of sucks to have to sit there twiddling my thumbs waiting for her to decide that she wants to talk about things. It hurts my feelings because I really want to work things out and get back on track and like, actually apologize, but it feels like its more important to her to make me feel "punished" than for us to actually be friends.
And I get that, I think, but it kind of sucks because I really like her a lot and I want us to be cool, and if I were in HER position, or hell with any of my friends, I'd want us to bury the hatchet and move on. So I don't know why she doesn't want to, and I don't know why she wants me to feel anxious and to wait indefinitely, not even knowing if she even wants to BE my friend anymore you know?
Dude fucc this
>>712563358
Where are you from?
![caf911acaed775b6db74a25329aac3b1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9IDvFg9.jpg "caf911acaed775b6db74a25329aac3b1[1].jpg")
>>712563381
I'd probably be pretty likely to recognize you if I knew your handle.
I've been pretty stressed lately due to finishing up with college and all. I've had a lot on my plate lately both with financial obligations and school. I've been better, but generally I'm doing alright
Hey Alice! What does <4 stand for?
>>712563709
pic is bait, problem is real
>>712563740
>>712563610
>>712563338
It seems like that's what you wanna do, man. Nothing wrong with spending your free time on entertainment if it makes you happy. Just make sure you talk to other people as well. Loneliness is a critical factor on a person's health. Maybe a dating profile if you wanna meet someone. You don't have to give up, but you also don't have to try hard.
Apologies, h-had to jump into Linux to re-encode t-this WebM <4
Here, let me pour you all some tea~
>>712560897
i'm really fucking stressed out if you could say something nice that would be great
>>712560897
I know you're more here to be a hugbox than anything else, but do you mind answering less casual questions?
If so, do you think it's possible to be too well adjusted to your life? Not in the sense that you're stuck in a rut or anything, but in the sense that nothing really shocks or surprises you anymore, even things that very well should? And I'm not just talking about getting jaded from internet shit or anything like that.
Over the past two years I've had two major car accidents, broke up with my fiance, and my grandfather who raised me died. I'm not looking for pity, because I don't feel bad about it, which is where this whole deal comes from.
For a while I thought it was just depression, but I'm not depressed or disinterested, I just don't really get shaken by bad stuff anymore. Seems like that's wrong somehow.
>>712560897
What ever happened to the Marisa that used to go on your chat?
>>712560897
Well, sorry for everyone but I will blog then:
I'm not white, from a poor family but I've "made it". Got some education, have a nice job and a nice place, but now I feel lonelier than ever, I don't have a lot of contact with people from my childhood and we don't have many subjects in common anymore, but my new social strata don't want me with them, and my worldview is way different from them too...I want some sense of belonging in life, I've fought life for years but I see that it will never end and it will be me vs. the world for the rest of my existence and I don't know if I have the strength for this.
It's just this, it's more of a rant than a question or something...
>>712564030
You'll get everything sorted out, give it time man. Chin up!
>>712563538
*blinks* T-time didn't do that t-to me. Have you been to a doctor to d-deal with your depression and negativity?
>>712563607
M-my pleasure <4
>>712563610
Have you been to a doctor? That sounds like GAD, which can be easily treated with CBT.
>>712563631
M-my bad!
>>712563647
S-sure, in pharm!
Hi Alice how are you? What do you think about Trump?
Dear Alice, I wrote you but you still ain't responding
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two posts back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem with the mods or something
Sometimes I type the words too sloppy when I type em
but anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your thread?
My girlfriend's pregnant, too, I'm bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Alice
I read about your Uncle Ronnie, too, I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did not on /b/
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the shit you did on /b/ too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan
>>712563799
Of which very few know the real one. I'd like to leave it that way.
Shit man, grats. What'd you study in? Any job prospects open to you yet?
I have tons of friends, yet I still feel lonely. Why is this?
>>712564014
Well you managed to struggle to pick it up and spill it. So there's that.
>>712564014
come on really? you can't make a webm without linux?
>>712563678
J-just act casual!
>>712563687
It's m-my honor.
>>712563705
Chai!
>>712563716
*pours a cup for you*
>>
>>712564014
nice
>>712563761
NYC
>>712563802
T-the fact I love you one more!
>>712564030
*wraps her arms tightly around you, resting her head on your back* I love you Anonymous. It will be okay.
>>712564222
Checked
>>712564163
Hello dearie.
>>712564245
Two things please!
Tea
And top 5 personal anime :D
>>712564163
>Have you been to a doctor?
Ive never really even given it much though, my family has always been one that treats emotions like they're a weakness and we never talked about things like this. I think I will really look into it. Thank you.
>>712564163
I will be going to sleep now. Have a good day/night Alice!
>>712564344
Do you shave your pussy Alice?
>>712564014
that's cute. tell me alice, what are your thoughts on gender roles?
>>712564344
Hey Alice, how do you decide which responses or people to ignore? Obviously you'd maybe ignore trolls, haters, or people having conversation among themselves, but which actual sincere questions do you choose to ignore?
>>712563914
I feel like thats more like 3 steps
1 load it
2 aim
3 fire
>>712564344
I'm from NYC too! Staten Island here :)
>>712564245
Hey honest question, Do you enjoy doing this? Helping people out on a website like this?
Just genuinely curious.
reporting in. probably a long shot, but anybody remember me? also how you doing Alice, good to see you again. still in touch with the rest of the gang?
>>712564067
That is called anhedonia; it's a symptom of depression, but clinically significant in its own right.
Should probably get it checked out <4
>>712564126
*blinks* So why don't you make a community?
>>712564213
This flow is terrible.
>>712564225
B-because you don't actually have tons of friends, j-just acquaintances.
How many of them would you be comfortable asking to help you bury a body?
>>712564236
It w-was just easier this way!
>>712564500
No one explain it to him, it's funnier this way.
>>712564344
Green Tea maybe? If you have it...
>>712564079
He found himself unable to continue going there.
>>712564163
Alice,
can
May I please see the soles of your feet?? I'm super lonely and my day has been miserable it would truly make me feel 10x better...
-Anon
>>712560897
I sometimes call my gf by my sisters name when im half asleep or wake up from a post traumatic induced nightmare from years of sexual abuse that occurred with my sibling. I also have an oedipus complex from an abusive mother consequently my sister was was my mother figure growing up. Explain the connection for me.
>>712564163
Doctor directs me to therapy. Get taught coping mechanisms that really don't help solve the issues I am there for. get put on meds that tend to make me lethargic or just not help. I just think if I am to start doing better I need to fix me. I just can't seem to do it. Ya know just personal road blocks I can't get across alone. Iunno. That.s just depression ruining every attempt at getting over it. Add the loneliness and negativity. I mean I started to cry when you initially responded. It's just getting that bad.
>>712564380
H-hello <4
>>712564391
I'm n-not really into anime.
>>712564395
M-my honor. Email me at [email protected] if y-you need help finding one.
My door is always open for you.
>>712564526
Woo woo! I've b-been through there, what train are you near?
>>712564538
No.
>>712564558
I remember y-you <4 Always w-wondered where you went~
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>>712564222
I'm dual majoring in neuroscience and psychology. I'd like to get into research, but I plan to join the military after graduating to wipe out my current loan debt and secure some funds for the future before going to grad school
>>712564344
Where are you from originally?
>>712564344
Neat. I used to know a trans person in NYC whose initials were NYC.
>>712564560
>That is called anhedonia; it's a symptom of depression, but clinically significant in its own right.
>Should probably get it checked out <4
Nah, I'll just do like men do and drink increasingly large amounts of hard alcohol to drown my growing sorrow until I finally kill myself, slain by the cultural pressure for men to never admit emotional issues.
MEN DON'T NEED THERAPY, WE HAVE WHISKY!
>>712564560
>How many of them would you be comfortable asking to help you bury a body?
well i wouldn't be comfortable asking anyone to help me bury a body, not even the ones i trust the most
but your point does make sense
>>712564656
T-they look cool!
>>712564662
Y-you should try out CBT, r-rather than that sort of therapy; it c-can be a lot more effective.
Don't give up, Anonymous. *kisses your forehead*
>>712564014
what is with the gloves tho?
[spoiler] I have a glove fetish [/spoiler]
>>712564558
Familiar. When did you post?
>>712564713
Ohhh, interesting choices there. Got some solid plans for the future, ya?
Although if that's the route you're taking, why not join the military first and just have them pay for the schooling?
My dog just died. Man he was like more than 12. GOD
>>712564344
>NYC
>shitty one floor house kitchen
Now I know you're lying lmao!
>>712564799
What is CBT?
>>712564698
I can't say I blame you for that response, but why do you do it? Bleeding heart?
>>712564900
Cognitive behavioral therapy.
>>712564581
Why?
>>712564900
Cock and ball torture.
>>712564882
>lmao!
underage begone
>>712564771
Japan <4
>>712564777
C-cool!
>>712564793
T-that sounds like a great way to never b-be happy with your life.
>>712564797
I'd trust at least 8 people, maybe 12, to help me bury a body. And look how strong I am; I can bear the whole weight of /b/'s onslaught on my gender and very identity.
Find people you can trust with anything; those are your real friends. Remember, it's not about shared opinions or common interest, but shared EXPERIENCES that make true friendships <4
>>712564881
kek
>>712563799
hi
>>712564698
Could i get some Orange pekoe please?
This shit is like Frasier but for the internet, all Alice needs is a week sister who also helps people out. Its NYC instead of Seattle though.
>>712564698
well assassins are known for vanishing without a trace. in all honesty though, me and huntress weren't really digging AuA's scene so we left to go do our own thing. we're actually together now, in all senses of the word, i've got her right here with me. gotta say, it's kind of thanks to your threads i ever met her at all. well, yours and Haruhi's.
Why won't you answe me??
I just want to see the soles of your feet!!! It's so simple and would help me so much!!
IS THERE NO LOVE FOR ME???
>>712564900
Congenital Burly Tanning
>>712565009
What happened to the Marisa that used to go to your chat?
>>712565009
>And look how strong I am; I can bear the whole weight of /b/'s onslaught on my gender and very identity.
kek
you're great, OP, thanks for this
>>712565023
Hey I remember you! Aren't you that Satanist?
>>712561142
rooibos is a poor mans lapsang souchong, now tits out for the lads.
>>712564881
*bites her lip and wraps her arms loosely around you* M-mine died recently too. 17.
>>712564900
Cognitive behavioral therapy <4
>>712564914
If I d-don't, who w-will?
>>712565054
Please, t-that is a terrible comparison.
I'm much cuter.
>>712565057
Oh w-wow <4 That's q-quite a tale. I'm glad that it worked out for you <4
>>712565076
If it's any consolation, I'll show you mine.
>>712565009
It was pretty neat. She was an extremist communist though so we disagreed a lot. I'm gonna take off though. Good luck with your tea stand.
>>712565009
>Japan
WE'VE BEEN TAKING ADVICE FROM A FUCKING JAP
OH GOD NO
WHERE DID IT ALL GO WRONG
WHAT
>>712565162
ex-satanist :^)
>>712565076
I've seen her feet and they're really nice, nothing out of the ordinary, iirc.
>>712564865
hard to say. i started back in Haruhi's threads i think, i don't remember too many people though. Alice, Bang, Kamina, Jan, and what i know know to be a Prinny. kicked him off a building and he exploded once, good times. also this is my last Altair image so yeah
>>712565173
That's...humbling
>>712565163
N-no thanks <4
>>712565154
M-my pleasure!
>>712565195
H-have a good night!
>>712565239
D-don't worry, I'm only half.
The other half is Korean.
Hey Alice, I think it's really cool that you do this. You're a great person.
>>712565253
I'm glad you've saw the error of your ways and decided to come to the light of God.
>>712565188
I want to see all of you.
>tfw porn years ago made me so insensitive because I jerked off constantly that it's a chore for my bf and I to have sex because it takes me ages to get hard
Help how to fix
>>712565173
>If I don't who will?
If you don't like something and it's possible to give it up, there's something behind that. You can tell us, I know 4chan isin't the most forgiving place. Sometimes we pull together though.
>>712565290
It is w-what it is, Anonymous.
>>712565341
T-that's silly. I'm just a b-bad person who does good things, is all <4
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>>712564865
I had most of my undergrad paid for, but I ended up having to take out some loans for the remainder of tuition and living expenses. I only have one semester left now though. I'm planning on letting the military pay for any schooling I do in the future
>>712564799
I second the CBT, much more effective.
How often do you make these threads? I remember last seeing this thread a few months ago
>>712565258
Post em??
>>712565173
Thank you. I just need to find a place that might help. I feel so sluggish and tired. My sleep is just not working right.
I hope you have a good Thanksgiving, Alice <4
>>712564698
Does that mean I don't get tea? :(
>>712565188
SHOW THEM
>>712565173
That's all you have to say to defend your shit taste in tea?
>>712565173
>I'm much cuter.
Thats what you think
He is pretty QT
lexi has cute feet. They are top notch
>>712565356
Thanks and god bless you :). It's really hard being a decent christian on image boards isn't it?
>>712564971
Because people die when they are killed.
>>712565391
Why do you think you're a bad person?
Granted, there's a lot I don't know about you, but what I do know is very positive.
>NYC
>leaves alone
Something isn't adding up here. How can she afford an apartment in NYC without someone helping her disabled ass?
>>712565287
THE SANTA HAT, YOU......I KNOW YOU......
>>712565057
Huntress/Hunter here. He's too polite to say it, but we left because AUA is more autistic than a brony thread.
Also, Kamina hit on me when I was underage, lel.
>>712565295
>Korean
Oh thank god, you wont fuck up or harbor just Or online video games.
>>712565378
Porn s-shouldn't have an effect after about 3 to 6 months, s-so it seems clear something else is going on.
Have you gone to a urologist? Prostate infections can cause dulled penile sensation.
>>712565385
I t-think you assume too much, dear <4
>>712565425
Three t-times a week, at least.
>>712565439
I'll b-be making a turkey for /b/ <4
>>712565173
yeah it's pretty much the highlight of my life right now that i can tell people i met my girlfriend on 4chan. much less in one of these threads. like finding a diamond in your toilet is what it is. but anyway, how've you been? haven't checked in on the threads in a while, how have things been lately?
>>712565188
That would be great!! Alice is ignoring me :/
Alice, what're you going to do when your dad comes home and find you prancing around in a dress having a literal tea party in his kitchen?
Have you told him you suck dicks yet? Judging from his kitchen, he's probably busted his ass to give you that nice house and probable education. You shouldn't let him down so badly by being a faggot. :3
Chrissy Teigen
TITS OR GTFO
TITS OR GTFO
TITS OR GTFO
TITS OR GTFO
TITS OR GTFO
>>712560897
Yes alice I need heroin.
My guy is 30 mins out and I'm in withdrawls.
Everything is terrible.
>>712565391
Is a bad person still bad if they counterbalance it with good though?
>>712565363
Well, I'm not just stripping in front of Alice's tea room like that...
>>712565471
Coming up!
>>712565519
Maybe its a different NYC
>>712565489
It is difficult especially when people like Alice exist.
>>712565611
?????
>>712565493
That fucker deserved to die for supporting Trump.
Hey Alice how are you
Do you do this often? I imagine you must have heard some terrible stories.
>>712565591
>Three t-times a week, at least.
I suppose I'm not coming on that much then.
Do you ever do it on weekends?
>>712565559
maybe i shot you in an online game one time? this has been my steam avatar since christmas like three years ago so that might be it. not sure if i actually used that image in these threads
>>712565287
Hehehe, I knew I remembered you, if only slightly. It's been a looooong 6-ish years. Swore you had more images than that back then though.
>I'm remembered by someone in a positive light
An odd feeling, it really is.
>>712565406
Well, it's not too much, ya? Seems like it would've been smarter, or at least more efficient, if you started at the military to get everything paid for. But ya, I guess letting them take the rest of the payment from here on out is still wise.
>>712565610
Dont use Dwight on something so degenerate.
>>712565515
*taps your nose and smiles* T-that's just how it is.
>>712565519
...you know I have a job, right? A pretty high paying one.
>>712565576
*facepalms* Oh j-jesus....
>>712565595
C-can't complain <4
>>712565610
Y-you realize I live alone, right? And am a girl?
>>712565591
I dunno I used to jerk it 4 to 5 times a day
I haven't seen a doctor yet i'm afraid to and it's a little embarrassing
>>712565662
Will you in your thread? I want to donate my seed to Reimu!
About what time do you normally do these threads? I get on /b/ around 2 or 3 am my time, but it's 7:50 right now, and I'd love to see you more, not used to nice threads ^^
>>712565391
We're all bad people. We've all done terrible things either intentionally or not.
>>712565662
Alice might like it.
>>712565667
dealing with /animus/ has to be one of the hardest things to me. The constant bashing/bullying/doubting triggers me, but I can't step away for long.
Why do you do this for people? its awesome that you would go to a place like this just for fun. is it for fun? Its no nonsense shit too.
Also where do you get so many dank anime photos Alice?
>>712564698
Bay terrace!
Sup
>>712565757
Oh I thought you were the legendary Leathered Tanker, one of the Heroes Of 4chan. We've been searching for him ever since he disappeared one day.
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>>712565789
Well, I think you're good. You can disagree if you want, but that's how it is from my perspective.
Alice
Please
Answer
Me
Soles
Feet
Sad
Make
Me
Happy
>>712565789
Also Haruhi was a sociopath, you're way nicer.
Altair and I aren't really sure how to tell people how we met, though.
Hello Alice! I've been seeing a mental health therapist for a while now and I came out to my friends and family about 3 years ago. They've all stopped talking to me and started avoiding me more and more over time. This realization slowly hit me at first but it now has me...crying often. My therapist is urging me to approach it similarly to a grieving process(which I'm far too used to) but I'm not sure of what else to do. It's painful, needless to say. I'm actually starting to regret it. A lot. I'll keep talking to my therapist but my appointments with her are 3-4 weeks apart, I'm pretty much a wreck. I've no idea of what to do between my appointments with her.
>>712565631
If a single act of evil, no matter how unwilling or unintended, is enough to condemn you, why is not a single act of self sacrificing good not enough to wash away the sins?
...b-because even if that act can be washed away, the guilty black s-stain remains to forever tarnish that pure white you could be.
>>712565735
C-can't complain!
>>712565735
All t-the time!
>>712565746
No.
>>712565822
Y-you should see a doctor.
>>712565873
8, 9, or 10 PM EST
>>712565877
I d-doubt that is what makes one bad.
>>712565925
T-this is not fun at all for me.
And none of my pictures are from anime.
>>712565907
K-on is love, K-on is life.
>>712564971
Because he found that the chat wasn't his safe space, and that people with dumb views will be treated as such.
fucking shit what's up with all of this remembering each other. i'm getting nostalgia and i dont even know who you all are.
can i get some (you)'s please?
>>712565907
They only do that because they hate themselves and haven't found God, do not worry about them.
>>712565964
Yeah, that isn't even one of m-my posts. You can t-tell from the fucking awful abuse of the hypen key.
>>712565968
*patpat*
>>712566044
>No.
Ah, that's it then. I rarely come on here during the weekdays.
>>712565602
>>712565471
Here you go.
>>712565826
Uhhh... I have a naked clone who frequents my shrine, does that count?
