most offensive jokes?
and im not talking some generic edgy jokes about niggers stealing and shit like that, i wanna see some really fucking brutal jokes
>>712542797
What's the best part about fucking twenty three year olds?
There are twenty of them.
>>712542797
How do you make a little girl cry?
Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear.
>>712542797
>>712542909
>What's the best part about fucking twenty three year olds?
>There are twenty of them.
Do they still tell this one in middle school?
>>712542797
Genders are like the Twin Towers, there used to be two of them but now its too offensive to talk about.
>>712542797
What's the digference between a lambo and a dead baby?
I dont have a lambo in my garage.
How do you get a baby into a bowl?
With a mixer
How do you get it out?
With nachos.
>>712543978
She would have been crying long before that you worthless degenerate fuck. This didn't make me laugh. You should seriously consider an hero
Whats the best part about fucking a 7 year old?
When the pelvis cracks
>>712542797
>i wanna see some really fucking brutal jokes
look at your dick
What do you do when you get done fucking the tightest pussy of your life?
Put the diaper back on
Two Palestinian women are walking down the street. On says to the other 'does this bomb make me look fat'
>>712545319
>712545319
damn xDDDDDD
What's the worst part about sex with your sister?
Crawling out of the crib
>>712542797
>implying most offensive jokes about niggers stealing and shit
>>712542797
So Hitler and Stalin are sitting at a bar, chatting about their successes and failures. A guy pulls up a stool next to them, sits down and orders a beer. He leans over, and extends his hand, and says, "Hey, my name's Phil. How's it going?" "Vell, I'm Hitler, and dis eez Stalin. We are talking about a great undertaking. Ve are going to kill six million Jews, and a bicycle repairman.." "Jeez, why a bicycle repairman?" Hitler turns to Stalin, and smirks - "Schee Stalin! I told you no von cares about ze Jews!"
>>712545609
the best ones are, nigger
>>712542797
>rate my OC joke /b/
What is the difference between Santa and a Jew?
Santa goes down the chimney while the Jew goes up.
>>712545177
>What breaks when you give it to toddlers? Their hips.
A version of this with a better delivery
>>712543978
Fucking terrible joke. She only starts crying then?
What's the difference between a gun and my dick?
Little boys don't cry when my gun goes off in their mouth.
>>712546177
I feel like I've heard this before.
>>712546390
I like it.
We need to do something about the starving children in africa. Because as we speak, somewhere in Africa, there is a poor little mosquito who now has aids.
>>712543978
Should have said "how to make a little girl cry harder" would have made more sense
>>712546546
maybe you have. when i told my friends, they died laughing. in half a year, my whole city knew about it as they have told it to more people.
>>712544571
Noice
>>712547057
HOLY SHIT saved
>>712544571
>>712542797
Ur mom
How can you tell when your sister is on her period?
When your dad's dick taste like blood
>>712546177
>OC
Stop lying
>>712542797
>Two blacks are walking down the street
>see a building called "white wash."
>place literally turns you white.
>$0.99 charge
>one black has a dollar, the other $0.98
>the one with a dollar says he'll go in first, and give the penny to the other so he can go
>Blacks agree and he goes in
>comes out taller, white with blonde hair and blue eyes
>genetic perfection
>"Ok give me the penny so I can go."
>white guy looks at him
"Get a job nigger."
>>712542797
What's blue and fucks old people?
Me in my lucky blue cape.
>>712544571
Get ready
we will see this on 9gag soon
Appreciate this gold before it would turn in some edgy shit
>>712545009
unfunny and unoriginal/10
Hey girl are you a school? Cos I wanna shoot kids in you
Don't have the image sorry
>>712544571
Unoriginal
>>712548111
That was good checked btw
Q) How do you know that your girlfriend is too young?
A) When you have to make the airplane noise to get your dick in her mouth.
>>712547251
I saw this one 4 years ago, shut the fuck up
>>712542797
What's pink, 9" long, and makes my gf scream?
Her miscarriage.
What is black and blue and hates sex? The girl in my basement.
>>712545170
What is the difference between an apple and a baby? You can't fuck the apple before you eat it.
Ever heard of the Ku klux kinevil? He tried to jump 8 niggers with a steamroller and failed
>>712549194
You can fuck an apple if your dick is small enough
>>712548111
The setup here is retarded but still kek'd
>>712542797
Trump will make America great again.
What's the difference between a reddit post and a donkey shit?
.
.
.
Fuck all.
Jesus managed to feed 2000 people with a few loaves of bread and a couple of fish but Hitler made 6 million Jews toast.
>>712549408
Edgy
What's the difference between a toddler and a 50 bag of coke?
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a 50 bag of coke fall out of a window.
>>712548111
this is an old Jew joke, just written out badly.
>I have a half asian girlfriend.
>Her father is korean.
>Her mother is korean.
>She lost her legs in a car crash.
What is the same between dark humor and kids with cancer? They never get old.
>>712547251
that hack jew chimney joke? old as fuck man.
>>712549497
>MUH EDGY
Have you realised that simply posting "edgy" isn't a downvote yet?
What's long and hard and fucks old people?
Osteoporosis
Difference between niggers and snow tires?
Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them
What do you get when you cross a 14 year old boy with the sense of humor of a woman?
An offensive jokes thread.
quads
>>712549965
everyone who gets quads is gay
What do fly catchers and OP have in common?
They both catch bugs and should hang from a ceiling.
>>712543978
Not only did you stole it from another old thread but you had to fuck it up you turbocharged fucktard
>how do you make a little boy cry twice in a row?
>wipe your dick on his teddy bear
You had one job, ONE JOB you lil fagget poopsmoker tits mcgee glass of pisscumt on the rocks niggerfaggot
oh
>>712549675
Have you realise that you are mad just by a word?
>>712549434
>>712549965
Well you tried, let me show how its done
>>712550054
Wipe your bloody dick*
Wanted - small black child to be used as mud flap on Ford Mustang.
Must be flexible and willing to travel.
>>712550117
I saved it from here, ironically...
I have failed you sensei.
>>712546177
>OC...
Right, because that joke hasn't been told since the 60s.
>>712550105
>if you critisise me you're just mad and I'll ignore everything you say lalalalalaa
>cannot speak English.
Brain dead shit skin detected
>mfw
Who is a failure?
We
What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne doesn't come on a boy's face until he is 13.
Whats the difference between cancer and jobs?
Cancer got jobs
>Pic related
What does OP and a door have in common?
OP prefers bending horizontally to allow access.
>>712550243
Don't ever say I aint never aint gifted u nothin.
What does a dead baby look like after a minute in the microwave?
I don't know either, I shut my eyes when I masturbate.
>>712548899
I lol'd
>>712550371
You totally win
Well memed
>>712550620
Turning / bending idk I'm shit at jokes
>>712550580
I really should not try this late at night replace jobs with blacks Fuck me
>>712550054
>poopsmoker
wat
>>712542797
How many Liverpool fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
97; one to change it and 96 to walk towards the light
>>712548288
Lmao
>>712550643
>>712550710
Lulz you totally fucked that up kek
>>712550743
One who poops smoke by injecting it into his veins.
>>712549963
>underrated post
>>712549963
#rekt
>>712550743
People who smoke hasheesh?
>>712550743
OP of
>>712550054
And
>>712550951
You're wrong
>>712550843
Gets it
>>712550770
Haha a Ukfag posting.
What's the difference between a cow and a tragedy?
A scouser can't milk a cow.
works best when you actually tell it to someone
and isn't that offensive really but works when
you're talking 2 tha QTz
>what's the difference between jelly and jam?
>i can't jelly my cock down your throat
>>712549439
Kek'd
>>712550054
you're painfully unfunny, kid.
>>712550047
nice one, first to be funny tbqh
How is a mobile phone similar to a child?
If you lose one for over 48 hours, it'll probably turn up dead.
>>712542797
Where does the Government
keep all the extra bellybuttons?
The Naval Reserve! Hahaha... Get it? NAVEL RESERVE!!!
Just a couple favourites.
>What do you call 10 niggers in the back of a pick up truck?
>Good days hunting.
>A nigger and a leaf drop from a tree at the same time. Who hit the ground first?
>The leaf, because the nigger was stopped by the rope.
>>712551987
Kek'd despite it being a joke as old as God's dog and not offensive in the slightest
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you've already told her twice.
What's the different between a boy scout and a jew?
Boy scouts come back home from camps...
>>712542797
How do you pick up a spainish girl you rip her off the horns of a bull some spic made a joke about jews and then i told him this
Why do woman always ask the same questions?
Especially after sex...
Like "Where am I? Who are you?
Is it okay if a child is precocious or is it still pedophilia?
I once saw a black man running on the street, holding a TV, I thought it was mine, but nope, mine was still at home, polishing my shoes
>>712548899
Did everyone on this thread just google "Jimmy Carr jokes"?
I called my son a fucking disappointment and my girlfriend burst into tears.
Apparently she hasn't gotten over the miscarriage.
>>712549289
There it is... the voice of experience!
>>712552964
Ancient...
I'm a little ambivalent on the abortion issue, on the one hand, I enjoy killing children. On the other hand, I am against more rights for women.
>>712549523
>50 bag of coke
You are quite literally a retard.
What do you get if you put a baby in a microwave?
A boner.
>>712549963
only thing in this thread that made me even slightly chuckle
What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor?
An erection.
>>712545470
>Two Palestinian women are walking down the street. On says to the other 'does this bomb make me look fat'
nothing wrong with Palestine m8.
>>712545559
underrated
>>712550620
Doors don't bend you retarded fuckwit.
How do you get your baby to stop crawling around in circles?
You nail the other hand to the floor too.
>>712542797
This is pretty offensive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ODMUbe7J-I&t=14s
Nothing could be worse than the animal testing at my old job.
Omg where did you work?
I worked at a hammer factory.
>>712553911
nice.
how dya get a dog to stop humping your leg?
toss it off
>>712554239
I though RanXerox was a robot.
Why did Johnny hang Timmy's dog from a tree at his birthday party?
So he could raise the roof.
When a Muslim blows himself up, then he is just a Muslim. But when Elton John is fucking another man in the ass, he's is just a lone madman.
>>712545470
>implying i wear a diaper
wtf that's not offensive it's just retarded
What is the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
You don't cum on the the apple before eating it
>>712542909
Whats biggest perk of being an unoriginal 12 year old?
>>712554684
>This is pretty offensive
I am very offended that you made me watch 5 seconds of that shit.
>>712545776
Top kek
>>712549523
No sense, Eric's wife was watching his son when that happened.
If your love life was a website, what would pop up when you open it?
>error 404: page not found
>>712545776
kek
>>712555902
Welcome newfag, kindly fuck off
>>712555902
kike
>>712556007
someones triggered...
>>712555999
fuken dub trips, check'd
>>712556055
im not jewish. Unlike you, you bowl headed, jewish, gook.
They shouldn't have removed Jimmy Savile's headstone, now he'll spend eternity in his favourite place: buried in some random little hole.
When's the best time for your sister to give you a blowjob?
Before she starts teething.
>>712556357
get back in the showers with your jewish humour you fuckin kike
What is the difference between a pizza and a jew?
A pizza doesnt scream when its put into the oven
Whats the difference between a pizza and a black guy?
A pizza can feed a family of four
What Happened to the player who sneaked up to a creeper?
He was destroyed!!!
Ayyyy lmao
>>712556476
go back to the rsdb, and get some better jewish slurs besides kike, you dog eating kink.
>>712542797
What's funnier than a dead baby in a trashcan?
A dead baby in a trashcan dressed as a clown.
>>712556633
>triggered kike
>>712556916
i love you.
>>712557009
homo
Who are the fastest readers ?
9/11 Jumpers! 104 storys in 10 Seconds
>>712553799
ive heard that joke well before that fag said it
>>712542797
A recent paper published in the journal American Pshychology has porported to find the root cause of pedophilia; Sexy, sexy children.
>>712557244
im not gay, this is me
>>712545170
Looks like his joke fulfilled the purpose
>>712557516
timestamp you fucking faggot
>>712557618
its a old photo, fucker....
Why is the music industry like fucking a hedgehog? You eventually come across a lot of pricks.
>>712555222
>Hey girl are you a school? Cos I wanna shoot kids in you
Trips wasted on a moron.
Im really on the fence about abortion.
On the one side it kills babies, but on the other side it gives womens rights.
>>712557767
Writing fucking doesn't make it funnier
>>712557745
gtfo then you queer kike
>>712557833
thats great. Im dying of laughter. Pls fucking end me.
>>712557833
i dont get it
The horse's name was friday
>>712558008
8008 Looks swell dude
Why did Jesus hate playing hockey?
Because he was tortured by Jews who own the NHL.
this joke aint really good, but im telling it anyway.
What do you call a spook with big tits?
a "rack-coon"
>>712555902
This a cringe thread?
>>712548537
Kek
>>712557880
>fucking; verb, to have sexual intercourse.
Jew jokes!
>>712558270
im a newfag. self exploratory.
Why did Donald Trump win the election?
Because each year millions of children starve in Africa
>>712558304
Im beaten like ronda
>>712558415
thats dumb. do yourself a favor and return yourself to god.
>>712544571
Inb4 this will be on the front page of r/funny after this thread 404s.
>>712557767
You don't "eventually" come across a lot of pricks with a hedgehog though, do you?
Its fucking made of spines. Jesus.
>>712550371
not even a joke but lost
>>712543978
just kill yourself. you're pathetic
>>712558689
I stand corrected, forgive me Jesus.
>>712542797
best thing about a 9 year old girl? Turn her around and you have a 9 year old boy.
>>712558942
Grind up and snort two decades of the rosary.
>>712558893
its your learn too spell you retard
>>712545177
>>712543978
not offended but they have no real comedic value.
just dumb
>example
>why did the chicken cross the road
>because there was a guy with a baseball bat on the one side mad at it lol
it just doesnt flow and sounds like down syndrom banter
>>712548998
>literally sharing jokes from a filthy frank vid.
Jesus, /b/
>>712559333
can't tell if bait or just retarded...?
>>712559333
Not subtle enough.
>>712559122
Soon as I finish My self flagellation, Lord
>>712559333
hahahaha wut
A reverend, a jewish rabbi and a catholic priest are in a church when it catches on fire. The reverend says "Quick! We gotta save the kids!" The rabbi says back "Fuck the kids, lets get out of here!" The catholic priest looks at the rabbi and says "Do we have time?"
>>712559654
I smirked.
>>712547132
fuck that was autistic
>>712559763
This reaction made me lose it.
>Whats funnier than a dead baby on a tree
A dead baby on multiple trees
>How many babies do you need to paint a wall red?
It really depends on how hard you throw them
whats the difference between a punch up and a wedding?
i dont know many punch ups where you get cake afterwards
What happens when a jew with a boners runs into a wall?
>He breaks his nose
What do black women have in common with a hockey player?
>They both change their pads after 3 periods
Whats the difference between black people and tires?
>tires dont sing when you put chains on em
Pablo and Juan jump off a cliff to see who hits the bottom first, who wins?
>Society
>>712549052
i think buddy had a point. it was a fucking autistic attempt at a joke. no one here gets offended anymore
What the best part of showering with a 12yr old girl?
If you slick her hair back she looks like a 12yr old boy.
Whats better than showering with a 12yr old boy?
Not a god damn thing
>>712556055
There is literally nothing wrong with being Jewish.
>>712549675
what the fuck is a downvote in the context of 4chan? just go. just leave.
>>712560252
said anne frank
>>712549963
only good post
>>712550047
10/10 i kek'd
>>712549963
Heh.
>>712560252
Tell that to Hitler and the third reich
>>712547616
Please kys
>>712560232
whats better then you killing yourself?
>you going back in time, deleting that post then killing yourself
>>712545776
pretty fucking good mate
Not offensive, but
>I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket ...
>"Son, I'm going to kick this bucket."
what's the worst thing about eating vegetables?
putting them back in the wheelchair.
>>712550105
you have to be retarded hahaha
>>712542797
So I was talking with my grandpa about when he was at pearl harbor when it was attacked. He said the weather was strange that day because there was a nip in the air.
>>712550054
jesus christ....
>>712551264
This
My gf is one of those people who can eat as much as they want.
The fat cunt
>>712547132
I got it.
>>712555189
Why did i laugh at this
>>712559333
fucking no way are you that retarded
I wasn't aware that this was a cringe thread
>>712560085
These ones were good
>>712561699
Because it's such a fucked up joke
What punch hurts a child the most?
>A Sandy Hook
>>712561966
im fucking dead
>>712560252
Fuck off Randy
Go eat a cheeseburger
>>712549923
Told my wife this and she said, the tires work harder too.
>>712562045
so are they
>>712562171
kek
>>712545319
GOTEM!!!!
God: so Adam how was the first time fucking Eve?
Adam: shit was cash Lord
God:where is she now?
Adam: washing her pussy in the river
God: fuck, I'll never get that smell out of the fish
>>712549272
Heh
What do you call an incontinent Chinaman?
Lee Qi Wang
>>712562600
Proof that God is not actually omnipotent.
>>712549630
>what is the same between
How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb?
Not 4, my basement is still dark.
>>712542797
A black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican guy are walking through the desert, and they come across a lamp. They rub the lamp, and a genie comes out. He'll give 'em each a wish. Black guy goes first. He wants his people healthy and happy, back in Africa. Genie does it. Mexican guy goes second. He wants his people healthy and happy, back in Mexico. Genie does it. White guy's turn. "So all the niggers and spics are out of the country?" he asks. "Yeah," says the genie. The white guy says, "reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight".
>>712549272
kek
>>712549584
I chuckled
What do you call a one- legged Sikh?
Balan Singh
>>712550620
>what do they have in common
>punchline mentions the difference
>kys
>>712551195
topkek lad
Whats the difference between my garage and my car?
There arent 10 dead babies in my car
How do you save a nigger from drowning?
No?
Good.
>>712563283
sigh
>>712563594
Take your foot off his head
How do you fuck up an 8th grade joke?
Be this guy.
>>712563594
>>712563283
Heh, nothin' personnel, kid.
>>712557880
>funnier
>implying its at all funny
>>712545009
It's a blender and nacho chips you fucking idiot
>>712542797
>most offensive jokes
Dating.
Faggots.
Life.
Feminism.
Politics.
Marriage.
Minimum wage.
Niggers.
Traps.
Trump.
...and this is just the tip of the ice berg.
>>712542797
Check out south park's version of, the aristocrat
>>712563913
Fuck off fagget
>>712560085
finally
>>712542797
My birth.
>>712562166
your wife sounds like a keeper.
post a pic of her
How many illegal immigrants does it take to shingle a roof?
Depends on how thin you slice them.
What's worse than a baby with both hands nailed to the floor?
A baby with one hand nailed to the floor crawling around in circles.
What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree?
One baby nailed to ten trees.
What's worse than a truckload of dead babies?
A live one at the bottom eating it's way to the top.
What's harder to pick up? 50 bowling balls or 50 babies.
Ever tried picking up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.
What does a baby look like when ya put it in the microwave for 2 minutes?
Don't know I close my eyes when I masterbate.
What's the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby?
I don't fuck my sandwhich before I eat it.
>>712564834
>not reading the thread
fuck off
What do you call a nigger that's not there? Jamals father breaking in at night.
>>712548419
Baby detected
>>712554298
>>712554470
Baby
Death
Penis
>>712545009
The last one would be tortilla chips. The nacho is the baby mix and the tortilla chips together
OC
What's the best part about picking up a hooker in your car?
The look on her face when you close the trunk.
>>712542797
How can you tell most of people in this thread are niggers?
The jokes aren't theirs.
>>712542797
why men can't trust women?
>who can trust an animal that bleeds for 5 day and doesn't die
>>712565553
Hey. You stole my joke. Call him a nigger
>>712565657
Coming from a person that goes on /b/
>>712565827
it's a joke you dense shitface
>>712566000
Checked ed
>>712563283
I dont get it
>>712549408
That's not a joke newfriend :^)
>>712564966
Fuck off
>>712557516
Marry me
>>712549963
All of my hues
>>712556633
>dog eating kink.
Dramatically that doesn't make sense. I hope you're still in the thread so you can see this.
>calling out somebody's slurs
>can't come up with a good one herself
For real?
>>712557817
Caught me off guard.
>>712542797
Why did the mentally challenged student go to detention?
>He was tardy
>>712542797
How do you know Adam and Eve weren't black?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a nigger?
What's the difference between a pizza and a child
> I can only eat half a pizza in one sitting
What's the difference between Robin Williams and everyone in this thread?
> Robin Williams was funny and didn't need to kill himself
Difference between a faggot and a refrigerator?
The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What's the difference between niggers and monkeys? Monkey hang from trees for fun.
>>712549584
underrated
Ive got one.
>penis
>>712548391
that shits off failbook.
