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>>712541656
did he die?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feqKZsUviyM
>>712542011
no he walked it off later in the vid
>>712541656
>using control f,
spotted the old fag, nigger how do you not download 4 chan x?
>>712542052
kek what a dumb little bitch i hope she got mauled bad
>>712542995
too soon
>>712541656
You know someone has to clean that up. Fucking kids with their redundant headshots.
>>712542060
That plastic surgeon is in for a long night.
>>712542011
Surprisingly no, he was faking dead "playing possum" so they would leave him alone.
>>712541656
I may get banned for this whatevs YOLO
>>712544857
MOOOODS
>>712544857
>Now that genuinely upset me.
>How are you feeling now?
>>712542364
>spotted the old fag
Pretty sure 99% of all humans on the internet use ctrl+f
>>712542995
BlackHawk Down
>>712544857
God dam Anon WTF you are a piece of shit I cant unsee that fucker
>>712541656
>stopresisting.wbem
>>712541656
story?
>>712544857
story?
>>712544857
Sauce?
>>712545242
I may be simply talking out of my asshole truth be told I am an old(er)fag 42 years old grew up with out the internet unlike the rest you jits, I had only a vague idea that control f even existed and have used it maybe once in my life, I know I am a worthless old retard I was fucking your moms back in the 80s in their unshaved snatches
>>712544472
He should learn to duck.
>>712545565
>>712545615
my step dad used to beat me really bad, its too painful to get into the specifics, please lets just leave it at that, I am easily triggered
>>712541917
Please bump with rekt.
>>712544857
Epic meme LOL!!! U R REKT FOR SUREEEE
Look at all these replies confirming how horrible it is haha xD
>>712545624
dad?
>>712545624
Wtf am I reading? Oldfag means you've frequented the site for a long time, not that you're old you dumb fuck. Kys
>>712544472
How the fuck do you not dodge a hit with THAT much windup?
Story ?
>>712545962
he been drankin
>>712545959
lol you mad, also dont tell me what shit mean i will fucking find you , you think you cool shit nigger i will fuck your asshole right now bitch nigger
>>712545959
I'm guessing you failed reading comprehension.
>>712545624
Totes suck a dick you old fart
>>712545929
son? i-i-i-ii is that you ? im sorry i have missed yo life, just that yo mamma coochie smells like a dumpster had to bail fam my b
>>712545959
its why i put the (er) there you worthless nigger loving cunt
>>712546305
jokes on you I was a test tube baby and i have 2 dads... well 3 now
>>712546449
kek lost what an asshole , was it worth it fuckwad?
>>712546505
niggers, also what did he do to the seat to make it eject them like that?
>>712546654
Was what worth it? This is just your average Chink around technology he doesnt understand fucking up bad
>>712546816
Its a tazer
>>712546816
Electricity hurts
>>712541656
"i'm sure the last shot killed him, let's go"
>>712546895
>>712546935
preciate that fam, also niggers
here comes the pain
1
>>712546995
Probably fake, this looks like some youtube tier le epic pranks in that hood gone sexual gone wrong
3
4
>>712541656
Spickxaco?
5
>>712547232
kekkk
>>712542995
Story?
>>712547309
nailed it
>>712547189
Strangely satisfying.
>>712547309
>Phew, got the whole parking lot to myself
>Lets see, imma park here
>>712544857
>>712545095
>>712545185
>>712545389
>>712545565
>>712545615
>>712545771
go back to redit faggots
>inb4 some spilled chocolate milk for the billionth time
>>712547678
This is a classic joke on rekt threads
I think you need to go back
>>712547077
>that boob grab
>>712547518
>4 chan x
So it happened, one day. Nerve gas.
>>712547518
he voted trump
>>712547189
kek skinny chinks
>>712547727
just a mindless dog, who gives a shit
>>712547232
o god this is fucking gold
>>712546449
The amount of power in that machine us frightening
>>712547844
clean kill
>>712547769
your the only joke around here faggot. kys and record it so we can get some new content on here
>>712547785
>>712547136
It's cool guys. It's state sanctioned. He harvested his ivory after the fact.
>>712546505
Brilliant!
>>712547678
salty, you be one salty ass nigger , we are having fun in here being fgts TYVM, kindly fuck off
>>712546449
Imagine the sound
>>712548045
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>712547518
African nerve gas
>>712544857
This is why we can't have nice things you fucking freak.
>>712548162
>not posting his slow, agonizing pain
>>712547844
Any story? Did he died?
>>712541656
kek whoever's holding that gun has lil baby hands
>>712548162
Ouch.
>>712548227
fite me rie now nigerian
>>712548145
go back to your trap threads cuck dont rope us in with you
>>712546449
He went from human, to human milkshake pretty quick.
>>712548262
nerve gas
>>712548162
This is one of those that gets to me. Especially when you get to see the end when he slowly, slowly dies through agonizing pain.. dam
>>712548257
>>712542995
>>712546449
he gets so little, like a mouse
>>712548313
he sits there struggling and unable to breath for like 3 minutes
>>712541656
Tfw police got your ass and you have the proof on your phone
>>712548351
MAKE ME RIGHT NOW YOU PIECE OF SHIT I AM NOT SCARED RIGHT FUCKING NOW BITCH
>>712547785
kek edgy 16yo
>>712546449
funny how ppl say asians are smart but do dumb shit like that
>>712547785
>>712547985
You give enough shits to comment about it so there's that
>>712548398
kek
>>712547077
fuck that
>>712548337
Darwinism at work
>Oh no! Nig nog has a gun!
>Closing these glass doors will stop him!
>>712548541
Got the rest? Broke his neck and head I bet.
>>712548162
The problem with China is that everything there was made in China.
Zis Thread was destroyed by the mighty Wehrmacht and her Railway-Gun
U R now occupied by the Führer sooo....
Facism !!!
Sieg Heil
>>712547136
Story?
>>712547189
funny how chinks don't give a shit about that dying kid lol
>>712547670
Best post in The thread
WELL IM HEADED TO THE DISPENSARY NOW ITS "MEDIBLE MONDAY" shit ignore caps , 35% all edibles game over cunts , Arizona Master State medically reporting, and o ya shit its a bit chilly today, i think I may need a sweat shirt am wearing shorts its hot here , fuck off fgts have a nice fucking life cunts , was a pleasure working with you fine gentlemen today
>>712546449
unloadin that clip like a true g
>>712548633
the fuck is this
>>712547727
Fucking savages.
>>712548855
checked, brasil is the story fgt
>>712547309
let me guess, car insurance doesn't cover this
>>712546505
Kek
>>712548982
Dead before his hat hit the ground
>>712547232
Those milk sacks,.,
>>712548501
dat autism
>>712548337
did he died?
>>712542011
u cheeky cunt i was gonna ask this
>>712549161
>filename
>>712548398
when you're trying to get head and your girl is a cunt
>>712544410
women
>>712547232
Snorlax angry, fall down, go boom
>>712548855
http://theync.com/thekiddd/shocking-absolutely-shocking-video-shows-kid-trying-to-sell-a-gun-being-executed-point-blank-translation-in-description.htm
>>712549240
whats autistic is you not fighting me right now niggerlover
>>712549240
samefagging cunt
>>712548989
I love you!
>>712547232
hahahahahahahahahahahaha oh gawd
>>712548162
Well thanks i now have a new fear.
>>712548982
>>712546449
can we get more factory accidents? shit freaks me out 'cause I've worked in one, but it also always amazes me, idk why.
>>712548257
>cute animals tumblr blog gone wrong
>>712548455
they the same guy?
>>712546584
I was expecting this to be some kind of traffic accident, not a straight up fail
the keks caught me off guard.
>>712549495
>>712541656
i hope hes okay
>>712549430
Every time I see this I just want to edit ISIS lslamochant music over it, with a huge screaming ALLAHU AKBAR crescendo at the moment the fire starts.
>>712546139
>>712545624
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>712542995
>>712548598
Did he shit on the floor?
>>712549843
natural selection, Half way crossed and he turns around faces the car and tries to strafe away? Fuck me what an idiot.
>>712546882
chick? i'm pretty sure that was a guy
and was it worth what? it was probably an accident
horrible gore
>>712550184
nice reading comprehension faggot
>>712549843
>crossing a street diagonally
>>712548162
What caused the building to fall?
>>712548541
this is r3kt, no ylyl
newfag detected
>>712549174
Holy shit literally this
That's pretty fucked up
>>712550161
implants/plastic surgery gone wrong?
>>712550348
>>712550161
Story would be appreciated.
>>712550762
agreed
>>712548257
At least a fucking cat jesus dude
>>712547189
Kid stole the gun, didn't realize guy with phone is the owner, he's being confronted as the clip starts, around the beginning he says some dumb shit along the lines of "finders keepers, dickface" and the owner says something like "oh really? Looks like I've got a fully loaded clip that fits this gun perfectly!" Then blasts him in the head.
Used to have the full video with audio and subs.
>>712550348
>>712550905
nigger what?
cats are sweet and floofy
dogs grow up to be vicious killers, it's in their nature
>>712546505
fake and gay
>>712551159
[Citation needed]
>>712545962
Mhmm...I'm sure you are very quick.
Stop comparing fighting scenes in movies/series with real life, moron.
>>712541656
Terrible low grip on the pistol
>>712547189
>stop
>tool time
>>712551159
that's racist
>>712550506
>Using 3 as e in rekt.
>Calling people newfag
Oh boy /b/ is dead.
When I was younger gore involving death didn't bother me at all. Now I just become uncomfortable seeing these threads. Waste of life :/ dunno how to feel about it. Anyone else feel the same? I have been here for so many years I didn't think it would get to me.
>>712551258
When was the last time you heard in the news about a toddler being mauled by a cat?
>>712551573
It is a waste of life, which sucks but it really opens your eyes to the shit that happens all around the world.
post rekt faggots
>>712550686
>>712550762
Maybe krokodil addict tho but not sure
>>712547518
Looks like an albino. Probs became medicine
>>712551594
Been a while but I think I've heard of one happening
>>712551573
>dunno how to feel about it
You clearly feel like a massive cuck about it
>>712547518
This was the Black Hawk Down incident which took place in Mogadishu, Somolia in 93
American military had a large presence there trying to save the local Somalis from warlords
Americans went on a mission to capture/arrest a lot of high priority targets. Was supposed to be a simple in-out mission
Shit went south when a Black Hawk got shut down.
Shit really hit the fan when warlords told the locals that the Americans were the ones taking all their food away(when it was actually the Americans giving the aid and the warlords taking it for themselves)
So basically the Americans literally had the entire city of angry Somalis out for blood.
It turned into a bloodbath with dozens of Americans being killed, more wounded and hundreds of Somalis killed.
The pic specifically was I believe one of the Black Hawk pilots who died and the locals tied him up and dragged him around the city in victory
>>712551719
>filename
>mfw
>>712551573
my neighbour just killed himself 1 hour ago
>>712546449
this is why I'll shave my head and wear only spandex if I have to work near heavy machinery like this
>>712548598
Zozl'd
>>712551573
You grew out of your edgy self-diagnosed sociopathic teenager stage and became an adult, congrats.
>>712552040
And the little bitch didn't invite me?
>>712548855
Long story short
The kid found/stole a gun the belonged to the camera guy
Kid was stupid and tried to "sell" it back the him
The guy was like, "nah" and shot the kid
>>712551719
If people think these videos are suitable for rekt threads, then /b/ is really dead.
I really wonder what the fuck happened here.
Shitty forced memes
Rekt threads without gore
Over use of "XD" "LOL"
Ads
Just what the fuck happened?
>>712551594
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2577997/Father-calls-911-help-enraged-cat-attacks-baby-bails-family-including-DOG-bedroom.html
>>712541656
Those paintball guns are bad ass.
>>712551573
Not really no, it makes me less sensitive!
>>712547136
whats wrong with this english kid?
>>712552259
What the fuck?
Cyclops are real? When did this become a thing
>>712551966
Fucking dumb niggers. Subhuman species.
>>712548398
>come to me for power sasuke
>>712550686
>>712550762
MRSA infection after what looks like a "full circumferential body lift" - a type of extreme weight loss surgery where they basically cut a big strip out then pull the bottom half up like trousers to stitch it to the top half.
>>712547727
Spinning dog festival in Bulgaria
>>712547232
I think people don't realize how dangerous it is to do that to someone who's obese
They can break a shit load of bones falling like that.
>>712551013
You can find it in like 2 minutes on google, m8
>>712552297
Because they fucking kicked it. Try harder faggot.
>>712552492
He probably died later.
>>712552171
you wouldn't be posting here if he did.
he died of carbon monoxide poisoning because he made some fire inside of a metal trashcan inside his room and layed wet towels under his door and someone noticed the fire called firemen/cops and thats it
I'm serious
>>712552040
And you don't have pics? ffs anon.
>>712550438
China
Lack of quality control in manufacturing, lack of building codes for construction, and add laziness and greed to the mix and you get this kind of shit
>>712552677
cops were already there and they didn't let me in
>>712550884
Was once a hamplanet but got a liposuction. Idk why it looks so fucking ugly tho
>>712548254
I remember seeing this happen live, but I no longer remember what it was actually in relation to besides D3.
>>712552677
That is the most pussy way of killing someone. I wonder what that guy did to deserve that.
>>712552618
Read the article faggot. It attacked first, then was kicked then it went into more of a rage.
>>712551594
You should have used "domestic cats".
>>712550148
Technically he shit his pants and let it fall onto the floor
>>712544857
Jesus Christ
>>712550161
Fuck i would bust so quick in that pussy
>>712552894
I read the article faggot. People get scratched by cats, you say 'ow' you don't kick the fucker. And tbh you shouldn't have any large animal in a house with babies.
>>712552927
Gonna need a sauce on this
>>712548771
Its called the Gustav btw.
>>712547844
Looking at it frame by frame, I'm pretty sure the dog didn't even do anything.
>>712553208
Nah but the mouth has to be pretty
>>712553221
Fucking 2 faced whores amirite?
>>712552927
Is it worth it?! He's only going to be hungry again 20 minutes later.
>>712545389
kys faggot
>>712553186
Wish I could /b/rother.
>>712553186
Wanted to switch drivers, she got out and got eaten
>>712553159
You wanted proof and I got you proof and now you wanna backtrack saying it ain't real. Fuck you and kys
>>712544410
Looking at your smartphone while riding a scooter. What could possibly go wrong ?
>>712546449
He went from a slab of meat to a slab of tenderised meat real quick
>>712553186
Nevermind found it.
Darwinism at work again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-kPam7Cjf0
>>712553102
You know the parents are fucking retarded rednecks
It doesn't take much to know to not put your kids through having to hold that fetus
That's going to scar them for life
what would possess you to record yourself committing one of the worst crimes and then uploading said video to the internets?
that's terrible!
>>712553418
>fuck you and kys
Classy. I was trying to argue my point. That's the idea behind a debate.
>>712549946
My sides
>>712547136
for his ivories
>>712551159
>>712553524
And this kids is where jerky comes from.
>>712544410
Target locking.
>Thank god she was wearing a helmet.
>>712549305
Underrated post
>>712553572
No, you wanted to be pedantic and cherry pick, so again, fuck off and kys
>>712551573
Kind of the same thing here.
Used to dig the whole gore thing when I was like 16-19.
I am 24 now and it really makes me cringe seeing how people are acting the same way as I did when I was a kid in these threads.
It really puts in perspective how history repeats itself.
>>712547232
Dirty Santa " playing soccer with her breasts. "
>>712551719
Hunter
>>712553102
>just a clump of cells
LMAO
>>712541656
Hi nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ODMUbe7J-I&t=14s
>>712551966
i dunno about the warloards saying the americans were taking the food but i heared there were riots going around and there were bounties on the us soilders at the time also the malaysians and others came to the us aid and saved there ass but the film never talks of them which sucks
also dunno why usa and the rest of the world decided to allow somalies into there countries all they do is fucked up shit some somali dragged out and stabbed a guy where i live in front of his dad
they should deport them
>>712547518
detriot saturday morning
>>712547844
lol that reminds me of the borat joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJF9eonZtTw
>>712552259
>>712554950
holy shit
>>712554319
ayy lmao
>>712544857
AAAAAAAAAA
>>712546584
Did she die?
>>712555335
>>712549781
>Buzzfeed
fucking k.y.s
>>712548435
busted up laughing
>>712541656
Right out in the open. Good god what a world we live in.
>>712555441
Thanks bro
>>712555409
Sauce?
>>712553401
Talk about pinhead
>>712551573
It's called empathy. As you grow and develop relationships with humans, you get less pleasure out of watching them suffer. It is a direct result of you being less of a basement dwelling, mountain dew guzzling faggot than you were a few years ago.
>>712553758
No, because the filename is older than the gif itself and nobody cares anymore.
>>712547136
It's fake, a brazilian prank vid. Not real.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QmcRrXY3ZM
look.
>>712544410
Dat ass
>>712555680
"Oh yeah, let me try to pull this forklift over with no help. And instead of rolling to a side and not getting mauled, let me ball backwards."
I bet you NEVER lost a loved one. How the fuck can you think it's funny to watch people suffer and go through severe pain and even death? Just imagine their loved ones if they saw some of this shit, having to watch them cry and beg for life and for the pain to stop.
I mean, I knew 4 chan was a disgusting place, but holy FUCK
Never coming back to this website AGAIN
>>712552561
good
>>712556447
See ya tomorrow
good fag
>>712556166
You're browsing a rekt thread with us, get down of your high horse you hypocritical fuck
>>712556447
I don't think it's funny, I think it's fucked up. But I keep coming back.
>>712551573
Same, but I think it's because I became a parent. I couldn't watch 3 guys 1 hammer again, but I've been able to pop into these threads here and there and just get sad.
>>712556447
Good riddance tool
>>712542011
surprisingly not
>>712542011
no an ambulance was called and he was revived on scene, hes in the hospital and recovering well
>>712556447
>triggered
