>I'm here for the job interview.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>I'm here for the job interview.
>>712537318
Please tell me nobody is so degenerate as to remove his own ear for some "fashion" reason.
Sit down. Watch this.
https://youtu.be/tLWitEGK_aE
And tell me your weaknesses
>>712537318
>implying this person is ever going to apply to be a hedge fund manager for an investment firm
Go back to your black and white little word, sweet, simple square.
>>712537318
Right this way sir.
After you.
>>712537417
>welfare
too bad euthanasia is against the law
>>712537318
Where is the hearing hole
>>712537497
>job where sociopathic leeches on humanity excel
>as the benchmark of achievement
Prob has the right personality and mental capacity though.
>>712537566
wat
>>712537575
Millenials don't need to listen.
They already know everything they need to know.
>>712537948
>hurr durr the generation following mine is the worst
Kill yourself.
>>712537948
THIS. Typical entitled narcissistic degenerate millennial scum.
>>712538092
No son. The millennial generation is THE most pathetic cohort of humanity that ever existed, and it's not even close.
1000 years ago this guy would live some nice mountain-side temple somewhere where villagers bring him cartloads of weed, rice, and daughters in exchange for prophecies and blessings.
>>712538317
kek
>>712537318
LUL
>>712537318
I'm interested in his reasoning behind the heavy modification. Is he going that far for shock value? Is it a fetish? Religious?
>>712537948
he cut his fucking ear off , what do you expect?
>>712538317
tru
>>712537318
He won't be able to hEAR anything you say.
>>712538265
Kids these days!
>>712537318
WHY DO YOU WANT TO JOIN OUR COMPANY ?
>>712538265
You realize people have been saying that about every new generation since the 40s? Nothing about what you're saying has any basis in fact or evidence, and is based entirely on nostalgia for how things were when you were young. So again, kill yourself.
>Trump will have difficulty achieving his campaign promises with this one...
"Tell me, sonny... why you 'ere?"
>>712537318
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/05/former-banker-gets-her-ears-and-nose-removed-so-she-can-look-lik/
It's becoming more and more common.
Get with the times.
>.... I said "WHY ARE YOU 'ERE?"
>Can you lip-read?
>>712537497
Are you mad? Did I hit a nerve?
>>712539174
"Former" banker...
>>712539194
Kek.
>>712537318
He removed his ears for aerodynamic purposes?
>>712538265
You are right. This one has blown every other out the water. These faggots make 60's hippies look like restrictive close minded people. But remember. There is always another waitng in the wings.
Cool mods, this is your mop and broom, if we find you huffing the cleaning chemicals we'll kick you to the curb like the last guy
>>712539290
>LELE U MAD I TROLE U
>>712539492
Nice damage control.
>>712537318
>I'm here for the job interview.
Speak no more, we hire everybody as long as they are waring safety glasses at work.
can you earpod ?
>>712538590
Sure. Every generation has said that since the dawn of time you useless faggot. However, never has the stupidity that are SJWs, selfies, social media, malignant narcissism, ignorance of world affairs and even basic geography, a sense of entitlement, trophies for everyone, mentally ill transgender freak shows etc. been as apparent as with the millennial generation. So KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT.
>>712538416
It's because he wants to seem interesting but he's not an interesting person on the inside so he makes his body "interesting"
>>712538590
>since the 40s
>>712539764
Kek
>>712537318
"I'm here for the job interview."
"Oh, hello there, please have a seat."
"Pardon?"
>>712540198
Who raised millenials though? Baby boomers, the actual worse generation: ruined the economy, ruined the environment and ruined their kids.
>>712537417
You may have heard the name Vincent van Gogh ?
>>712537318
You're hired! Welcome to the Toys R Us team. Start immediately.
>>712540827
That wasn't for fashion retard
>>712537318
I think I could use one like you in our HR department.
>>712538092
Is "millennial" the new word for "newfag?"
Seems like early 2000 is right around the time /b/ starting going down hill.
>>712537318
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qPATXajcrk
>>712537318
Take a candy and leave sir. Thanks you.
>>712540768
>>712540198
Would the millennials have been able to step up and win WWII like The a Greatest Generation? They'd be too busy using Instagram and Twitter to talk about their feelings and hash tagging every encounter. That's the ones who did get forced to fight. The rest would be ignoring women and seeking out trannies with dicks like most of this website. Give me a break basement dwelling neckbeard. Millennials are garbage.
>>712539391
He removed his ears for hydrodynamic porpoises.
>>712537417
Sorry, cant hear shit
>>712541118
Bait
>>712541341
>Would the millennials have been able to step up and win WWII like The a Greatest Generation?
Who do you think fought in Iraq and Afghanistan?
>>712537318
You're hired! Welcome to 4chan. You're in charge of user feedback.
>>712541380
yes, you can clearly see he is doing some hydrodynamic tests on this picture.
See that waterflow ?
It's super effective
>>712537427
What an mazing game! Blew my stoned mind!
>>712540198
Stop faggot shaming.
>>712537417
Maybe it was cancer, my grandpa lost his ear to skin cancer.
>>712541625
Most retards aren't aware most studies put people born between 1980 and 2000 as millennial. Including the Pew Research Center.
Kill it with fire before it reproduce
>>712542045
Kek, your grandpa was a millenial faggot
>Did they completely sew up the hole and tattoo his eyes black too?
>>712539713
>LOLOL I AM TROL YOU SO HARD UR SO MAADDDD!!11
>>712538493
Worked for Van Gough. Just think in 150 years this guy will be a legend.
>>712540827
He didn't actually cut his whole ear, plus he was insane and depressed.
>>712537497
>Hey mommy look at me! I don't like modern society! I'm a special snowflake!
>>712538092
Except it's different this time. Millennials are the biggest pussies to ever walk the planet. Usually when people talk about the kids of today they are talking about them having long hair and smoking pot, or having long hair, smoking pot and probably worshiping Satan too. Millennials though aren't rebelling against shit. They are trying their best to fit in and act like goddamn old people are supposed to act, and it just makes me fucking sick to think that I'm having to continue being cool and awesome because these fucks won't man-up and do it. No, they'll just cringe, and run to a safe space or look for an adult to hug them and tell them it's gonna all be ok, and then start whining about being triggered, and how shit's too edgy for them. Pussies, pussies everywhere!
>>712543018
He did it to prove his love to a prostitute. ....unsuccessfully
>>712537318
I'd probably hire him. Honestly the rest of my employees are do-nothings and anything I can do to rile them up or scare them a little is worth it. As well as entertaining as fuck.
>>712543268
Where do I apply?
>>712539174
A dragon, eh?
http://mashable.com/2015/10/17/parrot-man-body-modification/
>>712543159
like I said, insane and depressed
>>712543094
Ok grandpa
>Boy, do you know that I have to choose between you and a nigger?
Found him. Name's Bruno Palhano and it's even worse. He kept the other ear.
>>712543094
>it's different this time
They all said, every time. Didn't read the rest because I don't care about ideas brought about by confirmation bias.
>>712537497
I wouldn't hire this dude to work in my warehouse.
>>712544047
>Didn't read the rest because...
...because you have the attention span of a millennial. Got it!
>>712544444
>>712543094
gen Z is infinitely more limp dicked than gen y or x. Also admitting to being gen Z is by definition underage b& because being in gen means you're 16 at the absolute oldest.
>>712544310
>you embody all of the negative traits I already assume you possess
Hmm, fascinating. Do tell me more. While you're at it tell me what fabulous things Gen X did for the world.
>>712543094
>Millennials though aren't rebelling against shit
Are you retarded? The first thing that came to mind is the SJW movement. Sure, some people find it stupid that everything is PC but the generation is still fighting SOMETHING.
>>712544310
GG Allin is god
forever unemployed
>>712544773
>shits on stage
>self harms
>tiny dick
>band plays shitty 3 chord 'punk'
ok faggot, whatever you say
>>712544773
a faggod
>>712544836
He works as a piercing artist? What do you do for a living? Flip burgers. Fold sweaters?
>>712544310
is that gg allin?
>>712537318
Welcome to our freak show. Go clean the stables.
>>712545089
im an engineer lol
>>712545135
and I'm an astronaut and also prince of Denmark
>>712545135
Erectin dispenser up to your ass
>>712543394
>comparing him to Vincent Van Gogh.
>talent.
>>712545135
Aquatic?
>>712545211
>being an engineer is somehow hard to believe
>>712545211
Good afternoon, your majesty.
>>712543911
those eyebrowns are the worst
>>712545345
rehab
>>712537497
.little word
>WORD
>>712538416
mental illness 100%. Specifically body dysmorphia.
No one would remove their ears for funsies.
Guy's probably already gainfully employed, and is happy with the drastic bodily modifications he's had done to himself as a desperate cry for attention and acknowledgement.
Good for him, I guess.
>>712544731
>what fabulous things Gen X did
We were the last generation to appreciate, and enjoy our youth. We didn't go straight from being children to old men grumbling about the liberals or the conservatives, or any of that retarded horse shit.
>>712545954
About what age did you stop enjoying your youth/start grumbling about politics?
Just curious
>>712544731
Millennials haven't done shit anyways, if anything they raised the water level with all their tears.
>>712545954
You know that gen X means you're in your 40s.
>>712545482
>>eyebrowns
>>712540768
I think you're forgetting gen x
>>712541341
Settle down grandpa, did the nurse forget to give you your xanax today?
I was born in 1996 and honestly my generation is a piece of shit. So many gangsta wannabe pussies trying to be from tha hood while girls are grinding to strangers in the club, It's fucking sad
>>712537318
Awww. He likes to play dressup.
"I do shit to my face in lieu of a personality! I won't ever regret these things"
<Fast forward to his OD suicide at 28>
>>712547945
>I am a simpleton who is unable to differentiate majority statistics from what is most popular on social media
Only a truly uneducated faggot believes this is somehow the representation of a generation.
>>712548134
Hahahahah that was so edgy bro, I mean you even insinuated he was gonna DIE from a drug overdose top lol el 111! kaha. If he only he had collected anime figurines instead of doing drugs XD lol amirite br0
>>712537318
Yes, but do you give head and get coffe?
>>712537318
Look, he cries ink..
>>712537318
>>I'm here for the job interview.
Every business needs somebody to scrub toilets.
>>712543094
/thread
>>712537318
WE WUZ WATER BENDERS N SHIEEET
>>712548470
He will though. There's a reason you don't see a bunch of 35 year olds with face tatoos and huge holes in their face.
Maybe it will be suicide, or maybe it'll be an accidental drug overdose, but you don't do shit like this to yourself if you're mentally stable. Tunnel plugs in your ears is one thing. But this is something he's going to keep doing to himself until he feels "complete". But he never will. Because he's mentally ill. It's why the suicide rate among trannies is so high. They think if they get just ONE MORE operation, they'll finally feel complete. Until they cant take the pain anymore and then it's bauhaus records, a fifth of vodka and a handful of vicodin for him. Or whatever the fuck you dipshit kids listen to today. Neil Sedaka maybe.
If he collected anime figurines maybe he'd survive, but he'd make everyone else wish that he did kill himself. So perhaps only slightly better.
>>712549404
... Your logic is sound
you're hired!
>>712537417
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
>>712537318
I cannot ear you!
>>712547945
Beta detected
>>712537318
"so how would you describe your listening skills? "
I am born in January 1990.
Am I a Millenials ?
>>712547669
I thought Gen x were a part of millenials. AFAIK millenials are 1980 to 2000
>>712537318
He looks like he's from the EU.
So do I get the job?
>>712550460
No you're a millenial
>>712537948
Underrated
>>712540411
He didn't say *which* 40's
>>712550856
How is this underrated? It's a commonly regurgitated joke that 3 people had already replied to before you. Kill yourself
>>712550065
>>712545373
>says the man on /b
>>712538590
Smal difference, previous generations use to rebel against their elders, Now they run to them for protection and safe spaces so other mean people can't hurt them with words.
>>712550667
First tell me why are you interested to work with us? Why our company?
>>712551079
>3 people
Guess it really blew up eh? Kek
I am a millenials and you know the reason this generation sucks ?
Simply enough the generation before hasn't given us meaningfull example.
All we got is just Money or celebrity = success the rest is worthless.
I am not talking only about Tv, but everything, from the moment you born that the message you receive.
If you don't have money/power or people that worship you then you are failure.
And that what the generation before tought to us with their actions and deeds. We grow up in a world where everyone told us "Money aren't important!" and five sec after the person that told you that sold his soul for just few extra $ in their salary.
We have seen the world for what it is not for what you sold us.
We just understood that everything is meaningless and so we just like to chill and doing what the fuck we want.
>>712551468
Are you trolling or just retarded? Claiming a post is underrated is only acceptable if it has had zero replies
>>712538265
Whose job was it to properly raise millennials so they wouldn't be so 'insufferable?' I'll wait while you figure it out.
>>712552257
>radical feminism and PC culture
was on its way out until millennials turned it into a modern cult in the late 2000s
>>712541341
>millennials are garbage
>says the guy who is only kept alive today by entitlements and social programs for old people
>>712544731
Voted for economic illiterates like Ronald Reagan.
>>712546143
When you actually have to grow the fuck up and assume personal responsibility and accountability and pay your own bills and not rely on handouts from everyone else, the wisdom that comes with age makes you realize what filth most people are. Then you see dumb ass kids tweeting and taking selfies and see them for the cancer they are.
>>712552482
Dumb fuck. I'm in my 40s, have a graduate degree, and own my home. FUCK you loser retards.
>ITT: Old cunts pissed off at young cunts, because their own children didn't turn out the way they wanted.
>>712537318
welcome, you'd be perfect for our circus
>>712552257
I'm not a Baby Boomer either you fucking moron.
>>712542191
underrated post
>>712552805
In what, "Education?" There are people half your age with doctorates.
Take several seats.
>>712543074
Society is shit though t b f fam
You can't really pretend it's not, no one ever tries to make an argument for society being worth anything, they just says "well that's life and you've gotta take part!"
>>712540827
>fashion reasons
>mentions Vincent van Gogh
kys
>>712553037
LOL. STEM you pleb. I could buy and sell your entire family. I likely make more in a year than your shitty parents make in a decade.
Retards like this wouldn't have survived when we were evolving, and they are equally as useless in the modern day.
>>712552980
What are you then master of eternal wisdom?
>>712553217
>STEM
STEM isn't a degree you fucking retard. Learn to bullshit.
>>712538317
but this isn't 1000 years ago....best if he is shipped to Syria for sex slavery among the isis faggots
>>712552482
yeap. And we stuck you twats with the bill.
Suuuuuckers.
It's like dine and dash, except you'll die an early death while we live a nice long time on your dime. But hey, you can distract yourself with another fucking protest, or pass resolutions by wiggling your fingers up and down about gender inequality, or stand up for trannys being able to shit wherever.
You know. The really important stuff.
>>712553217
>Master's degree in an unspecified STEM field
>thinks he can buy someone's family
And I'm sure I make more money in a year than you do. Doesn't change my point that people half your age have achieved more with their lives than you ever will, despite being the 'oh-so-terrible millennials.'
>.you.do('pic related');
>>712544731
>fabulous things Gen X did for the world
Punk rock.
>>71253383
Who implied it was a degree?
>>712541341
correctomundo
>>712553469
That's alright; Trump's already about to cut medicare for the elderly, which means you'll be dying sooner than we will. And, considering how health-unconscious you old farts have always been, death will be significantly more painful for you.
I'll enjoy watching you return to the dust from whence you came.
>>712537318
Looks like he should be a character from T&C surf
>>712538265
Raised by your generation, or your children, pops. So who the fuck is to blame?
>>712551660
how about figuring it out for yourself dickless?
>>712553037
I'm gen-x. never saw a day of college. Got into IT early by starting up an ISP with friends. got bought out, went into infosec, currently making money hand over fist. Never had to pay a student loan.
And when you kids come in for a job, if you even have a remnant of that beiber/70's haircut you dipshits used to wear, or are super active on social media, or even pull your phone out during any part of the interview? I pass on you. Theres a thousand people out there who are falling over themselves to get a job that aren't a bunch of whiny rhetoric "i want 100k starting and no restrictions to social media and i want to work from home every day and you have to have socially responsible business and recycle and.."
You get shit like we all had when were starting out and you'll pile up 5 to an apartment and LIKE it.
We run shit, bitches.
>>712552482
and u believe a TIME magazine article?
>>712538317
Fuck yea
>>712554331
Managing to make a lot of money is only half of the battle. You come off as pretty bitter, and probably aren't a happy person.
>>712549404
>that pic
>>712550321
Says the Alpha male on /b/
>>712554899
I'm absolutely thrilled with my life. It's just an added bonus I get to rip on dipshit kids who grew up with their every request fulfilled, never knowing a moment of boredom, growing up online, trusting everyone, raised by their mothers to become these timid little balls of offence. Acting as if it is a mortal sin when your stupid undeveloped sensibilities are challenged, but becoming absolute kittens when it comes to real confrontation, person-to-person.
Look at how you deal with conflict today. The first thing you cunts do is whip out your phones and shove it in the persons face. It's the millennial method of "i'm going to tell my mom". Except you do it well into your 30's. You post that up and you and your friends get all upset, and you turn into the ugly mob. An offended mob that sees 50 of these posted a month, and now the saturation has become so overwhelming that the person just has to wait it out a few hours, and then it passes. Eventually, it won't even get to that and the person you're doing it will just take the phone and smash you in the face with it.
You really are a shit generation.
>>712537318
Lmfao nigger u r hired
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ODMUbe7J-I&t=14s
>>712539174
Fucking furfags.
>>712552805
Yet you're on 4chan when you should be with your family.
>>712552878
so bad parenting
>>712539862
he just need the $75 dongle
>>712537318
He did it all, for the nookie.
>>712543911
I'm not sure that's worse actually. Making yourself completely deaf would be even more retarded.
