roast beef thread
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roast beef thread
what the fuck
Cute
made me hungry
>>712536170
this
got more?
Looking at the thumb nail made me think she had a fish tail sticking out her vagoo
Oh fuck, we going here?
>>712536531
Ruined over 9000
>>712536056
Sexy AF
;)))
might not eat for a few days now
>>712536531
looks like someone threw a grenade into an elephants ear
>>712536589
>>712536592
>>712536371
>>712536340
>>712536170
Confirmed virgins
>>712536929
>You
im a virgin because i dont like pussy to look like a roosters head?
>>712536929
yo, I'm not one of those people but I'm 36 and I fucked like over 300 women from all over the globe and I have never in my life seen anything approaching that.
Never.
>>712536924
kek'ed at filename
>>712536056
motherfucker r u srs
>>712537304
Is that a hemeroid
>>712536056
did she put a fish in her vag, or... is this fucking real?
>>712536056
she can be the bat and iam sure she reach over mac 1
>>712536531
looks like some one has been heel stomping it for days!
>>712536056
This can't be real
>>712537548
yes
>>712536531
>actually falling for this shoop
>>712537974
>>712538521
Those first tow are mine. I am not OP.
virgin faggot
>>712537911
wat? story?
>>712539637
>>712539753
>>712539793
>>712539884
bad enough you're a samefag but god damn
>>712539999
nice quads
>>712536531
that has to be shopped
>>712540385
no thanks i ate already
>>712540509
>>712539439
the Nihilanth trying to enslave the human race
>>712536056
Me loves the big floppy pussy lips! They goes flappity bapptity flappity bapptity all over the places!
i may be immature but these meat curtains are just utterly disgusting to me. broke up with 3 otherwise nice and beautiful women over it. not proud of it but not apologetic either. can't be with a woman whose vagina is vomit inducing to me.
anything but a shaved innie pussy is a point against that woman. outies can be acceptable, but the woman has to be ridiculously great to make it so...
these flaps however... purely disgusting.
>>712536056
Here's my wifes... enjoy.
>>712541409
>i may be immature but these meat curtains are just utterly disgusting to me.
Who gives a shit what you think except you?
>>712536929
Found the girl with roast beef lips
>>712541749
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>712539574
that's perfect
>>712542273
fucking diamonds
Is this considered roast beef /b/?
Dont know what the correlation is, but every girl Ive fucked that had big meaty flaps was a freak in bed. While every girl with an innie was a shitty boring lay. Maybe it has something to do with hormones.
>>712541749
eww, a piercing --- boner killed, destroyed and incinerated
>>712542764
>boner killed, destroyed and incinerated
I don't give a shit. Go look at some nigger cock if you want a hardon, you faggot.
>>712542707
the correlation is:
"the more cocks she fucked, the more she wrecked her roastbeefed vajayjay"
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2c56b1046b5b37be3e0b
>>712542273
saved
get on my lvl /b/
>>712541409
first of all i don't believe you've even held hands with a girl. but you have a problem.
>>712541409
i think some is okay. but anything over a little is atrocious.
>>712543149
hope she gets help
>>712543069
speaking as a girl who has had an "outie" vagina since the age of 11, i beg to differ. all about genetics
>>712543412
we know. everybody knows. it's just the high mileage pussy meme.
It must be quite a hassle to live with flapping roastbeefs.
For one, pissing would spray everywhere because of von Kármán effect on the roastbeef.
Then, farting would accelerate smell because of Coandă effect on the flaps.
Also, they should buy men's panties, because the ballsackspace would be used as roastbeef packaging.
>>712543412
>fixed
>>712542614
Naah. It is ok.
>>712543412
why do grils use this sentence structure?
>speaking as a girl...
NO STOP!
>I beg to differ. I've had an outie vagina since 11. All about genetics.
SEE HOW MUCH BETTER THAT SOUNDS?
>>712543400
Pretty sure she can. There's surgery to trim those skin chunks back, for her and every other girl ITT with a ugly, flappy cunt. It's probably just minor surgery to boot. Just think how lucky girls are in this day and age; they don't have to live their lives with a disgusting looking vagina.
>>712544030
speaking as a girl, i think you're oppressing us. STOP
>>712542614
Nah, that's pork, fatty.
>>712544030
it's structured like someone thinking in Italian and directly translating to English.
source: Italian dude here, also sporting a rock hard massive nine-incher.
>>712536056
WHAT IN GODS NAME
>>712536056
>when she knows you hate anchovies but asks you to eat her pussy
I know there's a bat picture somewhere
>>712536056
I love big pussy lips, I would suck on those all day. I would love to find the sauce.
>>712537169
i dont doubt that you've never seen a vagoo like that but i totally doubt 300
>>712543110
what
>>712542969
Dominika c fucking love her pussy
>>712541679
And another.
>>712544362
So Italians are so insecure that their language constantly reinforces gender and a fictitious penis size?
>>712545263
seems like you're obsessed with his cock. Are you envying or craving?
>>712539324
>they're called inner lips
>>712545263
Italian language has different declinations for male and female substantives and adjectives, plus a wide number of semantic rules to express different levels of emphasis.
If she put the "speaking as a girl" thing later, the emphasis would not have been on the "beg to differ" but on the "outie" thing (making the "speaking as a girl" sarcastic).
When translating to a barbaric language like English, we always feel the urge to specify male/female declinations while trying to keep the emphasis structure.
>>712545996
>they're called inner lips
They're called piss flaps
>>712543069
Nope, mine came out during and after puberty and I haven't had much sex.
>>712540926
What is this called
>>712544033
I think she's perfect as she is, i been looking for a girl with a nice meaty cunt..
>>712548064
African circumcision.
>>712536056
Find me bigger roast beef flaps than this and I will send you 15 dollars on paypal.
Don't die
>>712544538
more oc
>>712545220
Show asshole
this one?
>>712553028
Yeah I think it fits the bill.
>>712544703
shopped
>>712543149
>Dem arms
i guess this one will fit too
>>712545733
Envying his nonexistent cock, yes, of course.
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>>712546893
Porco dio
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>>712536056
>>712536531
obvious shoop. I can tell because I've seen many pixels in my day.
