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This is Teddy. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home. At exactly 3:37 AM, Teddy will remove your eyes with a rusted ice pick unless you post in this thread.
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eat my ass
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>>712533228
nigger
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Teddy's a fucking idiot. I'm going to send him his own message so he has to remove his own eyes.
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yeet
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zxcvzxcv
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>>712533228
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>>712533228
4
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This is the same fucking time this has been posted, stop it cunt.
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why
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>>712533228
Teddy, this is Lucas. Remember that trip over the border last week? Lucas does. Lucas is hiding in your home. At exactly 4:20 AM Lucas will remove your jimmies unless you reply to this post.
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>>712533629
As of yesterday I meant.
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>>712533228
there is like 2 threads like this one
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fuck off teddy
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This is OP. OP is a faggot. OP posts this thread 12 times a day to desperately get attention. At exactly 3:37 AM, let's hope OP chokes to death on the cocks he's shoving down his throat.
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>>712533772
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>>712533228
fu
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pls no
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>>712533228
not this gay shit
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>>712533228
kys
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K
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fuck those threads
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.
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bUT IF DEAd tHeN hOw kILl?
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y
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New friend
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Teddy ain't dead so long as he is moving.
Teddy better be skilled with his ice pick,
because if i see Teddy, i'm going to fuck
him in the ass till he becomes paralyzed.
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xD
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That's not teddy. That is Jared Leto
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pls dont kill Teddy
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lol
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>>712533228
kys
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ffs not again
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Better safe then sorry
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>>712533228
Teddy is a faggot, I will rape him
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2 spooky 4 me
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>>712533228
2spooky4me
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>>712533228
HAHA BULLSHIT
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i mean okay
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fucking 9fag
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no
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>>712533228
>immunitycat.jpg
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No.
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R
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>>712533228
Seems believable
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>>712533228
fuck you
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>>712533228
Pls no teddy em scared
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Hi i am glad i am safe now
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>>712533228
no teddy no
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>>712535811
cunt
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asss
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o fuc
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>>712533228
>This is Teddy. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding your home in somewhere. At exactly 3:37 AM, Teddy will post in this thread unless you remove your eyes with a rusted ice pick.
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This thread again
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>>712533228
Ok.
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>>712533228
pff
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>>712533708
Kek
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No thx
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im gay
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>>712535811
Danger dog y r u a traitor :(
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Err on the side of caution.
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k
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>>712533228
ok
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Bless u teddy man
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>>712533228
sdf
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>>712533228
trotsky
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Y
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replied. safe
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>>712533228
two teddy thread OH THE HUGH MANATEE
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kys
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fuk off tedy
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dat eyes
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safe
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fuck
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meh. Better not risk, I like my eyes
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Fick
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Plez
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Dick
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>>712533228
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>>712533228
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.
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ok
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>>712533228
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>>712533228
ur hot
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Teddy prepare anus now!
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>>712533228
teddy titties
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Tell Teddy to go to fucking reddit.
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rraa
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>>712533228
fuck
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ILL SUCK DICK NIGGER
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dont wanna die.
also: watch this quads boys.
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You too, OP.
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>>712533228
Kek ofc
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>>712535811
danger dog u treacherous fuck
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freddy i love ya <3
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Hot
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lol
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>>712533228
My crush doesnt text me even tho i texted first like 10 times
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Fuck off already
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rumple
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Hi Teddy!
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Teddy can suck on my Shotgun
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>>712533228
why teddy?
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Don't have a box, new!
-Baet Simpson
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Fuck off cunt
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>>712533228
teddy pls
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>>712533228
ok
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ffs
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>>712535811
Check out them dubs. If only I had some
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>>712533228
Ugh fug, sorry Teddy :(
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>>712533228
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>>712533228
y
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Well Teddy fuckin failed last night I guess immunity cat really works
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goddamnit
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>>712533228
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.
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Aight
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the fuck op
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>>712533228
Why tho
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>>712533228
kinda funny but
>>712533708
is better
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lol
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>>712533228
YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED YOU, YOU FUCKING COMMUNIST
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>>712533228
cunt
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>>712533228
Fuck off teddy
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k
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im spooked solid
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>>712533228
good shit
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Jokes on you I want him to
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>>712533228
wtf this dumbass gonna do if my eyes are already gone?
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Doitden
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k
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>>712533228
nice... somebody to fuck tomorrow before to go to work... somebody is really lucky and is gonna be happy at job early morning!!!
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>>712533228
Why do these posts keep coming when we have irreversible immunities?
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.
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>>712533228
kek
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>>712533228
Watch it chrissy
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>>712533228
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>>712533228
die in a fire
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>>712533228
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo
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>>712533228
okay
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wat kanker aids tering kanker Marokkaan eng zeg, ga maar posten anders is het kanker gevaarlijk voor mijn ogen kanker. Kek
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>>712533228
man you just love "you's"
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Sheit
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yee
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Oh teddy
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ok
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Pogchamp
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Kys
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Got you guys.
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I shouldnt believe this
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Save
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Niggers
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>>712533228
fuck off Teddy I posted in your thread the other day
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>>712533228
fuck
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l;iuh
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>>712533228
tttjtthth
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Every time
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>>712533228
lame
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>>712533228
Alrighty then
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saved
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>>712533228
Well, Teddy, i lost my eyes in Iraq, so... Checkmate!
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No way I'm doing tonight.
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Bullshit
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>>712533228
>Teddy will remove your eyes

Not with a file size like that.
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h
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>>712533228
sup cu
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>>712533228
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Calaca
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yeeet
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>>712533228
fuck you
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coent
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fuck off teddy
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gr8
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Looks like I'm staying away from /b/ for a while
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>>712546775

So, you're staying?
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Heck
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>>712533228
Fuck off negro
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>>712533228
This is why I never come to b/
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Ty op
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amazing
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>>712533228
fugg
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>>712533228
Come at me bro
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uj
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>>712533228
teddy don't do it
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die
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kok
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>>712533228
shitfuck
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>>712533228
ass
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>>712533228
Fuck you
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Teddy is a niggerfaggot

I'm gonna chug another beer
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>>712533228
ok
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>>712533228
Hi
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:^)
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got em
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>>712533228
:^)
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>>712533228
wew lad
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Close the door on the way out Teddy.
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boasting
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.
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>>712533228
.
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Get your shit together Teddy this is the 10th time you say you're here but you don't show up, if you don't show up tonight don't even bother coming later ok?
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Teddy you bastard, how many times must I tell you not to go into strangers houses, they are dangerous... you might get raped and shit
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Reply
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>>712533228
ok
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Gary Busey lookin ass
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>>712540664
kek
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dubs your mom dies in her sleep
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doot doot
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Heyah
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Fuckin' shet
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>>712533228
lol
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FUCK YOU
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Nigger faggot
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I just farted
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>>712533228
ew
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Fuck
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>>712533228
Big lips, monkey nose, cotton picking, smelly, chocolate lookin, NIGGER
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no
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K
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>>712533228
N
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no plz
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fug
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>>712533228
This pretty much proves the average age of /b/ users nowdays. Mods are really slacking with the underage rule.
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>>712533228
ok
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$POOK$
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Nooo why
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123
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>>712533228
teddy can suck my dick lad
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>>712533228
I think not.
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Fuk u
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>>712533228
dank
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>>712533228
fuck off fam
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>>712546879
yee
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>>712535811
Here's your edit
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Bap
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I doubt this but just to play it safe...
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k
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>>712533228
How can teddy kill me if hes dead?
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Man i hate these stupid ass posts
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meme
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niiiiiiiiiiiger
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>>712533228
Dubs.
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Fucc boiiii
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>>712533228
just in case i haven't already posted on here...
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>>712533228
faggit
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ok
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Nopes
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>>712533228
Eat my anus.
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>>712533228
hello
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>>712533228
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>>712533228
Fuck you
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>>712533228
no
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>>712533708
.
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Why would you make teddy do all this work? Like for all the faggots who don't post in this thread teddy has to go take out all their eyes. I'm sorry for ya teddy
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>>712533708
:
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>>712535811
;
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what thefrea k
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this face....it looks familiar
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guess i gotta post
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>>712533228
i fkin bet
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Fuck teddy
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>>712533502
Teddy the fag
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>>712533228
Hi
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deeeAAADDDD MEME.
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Ok
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Kappa
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Rly?
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kek
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Nigger
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Damn
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Op is fag
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>>712533228
k
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im gay
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That isn't Teddy.
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Nice meme
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>>712533708
Superior reason to post In this thread
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Nice Meme.
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H
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>>712533228
pleb
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>>712533228
y'all niggers can thank me later
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>>712533228
but how... if he is dead?
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>>712533228
Fuck
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The new mega mind film got dark
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Kek
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>>712533228
fuck u dude
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Come and get me, Teddy. You try to take my eyes, I take your ass. We'll see who's laughing then, cunt.
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Lol fyck
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fuck you
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>>712533708
Sigh
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>>712533228
ok teddy
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fuck
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>>712533228
Fuck you
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>>712533228
ah gosh darn it teddy.
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k
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>>712533228
fuck you mate
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>>712533708
rustled, not removed
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>>712533228
K
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>>712533228

OP = Nigger

Fuck Teddy.

Build a wall.
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>>712533228
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>>712533228
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>>712533228
well im in the process of masturbating w/ anal so... I don't understand why he doesn't take HIS eyes out.
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