Secrets thread. We've all got them, time to share.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Secrets thread.
We've all got them, time to share.
I wanna destroy earth.
>>712532599
Why and how?
>>712532657
1 .Why not?
2. dunno how
>>712533237
Well...good luck!
>>712533734
Dam son. How old are the guys?
I pretty much sexually assaulted a chick at a party once. She passed out in a bedroom. I snuck in and made out with her and fingered her while she was half awake. Some of her friends told me she wanted me, but nonetheless, she was so blasted, she couldn't have known what the fuck was going on. I was drunk as fuck, too, so I give zero fucks.
>>712534107
>70
Jesus. You meet them online? They pay you or buy you stuff?
I started bodybuilding as a result of a girl rejecting me. Now I'm 245 pounds and have been fucking her best friend.
>>712532599
earth itself or just humanity
I'm dying inside, my sister got a boyfriend. He will fuck her eventually. I really thinking about accusing him of something, and beating the shit out of him, so hopefully he will be afraid, and will never talk to her again.
I go on 4chan /b/
>>712532545
I dumped my sweet, nice former gf for an Eastern European woman who seemed to be the perfect match for me.
Hot, sex beast, smart, very strong personality. Unfortunately living far away, the relationship didn't even begin, even she keeps calling me, and I'm sure she would like to stay with me.
Unfortunately, I have recently found out she had unprotected sex with +-50 men before me.
Also, I'm drinking alone at home.
>>712534184
I'd have done the same tbh.
I'm shitposting on /b/ from my office at work
>>712534263
Strong life lad. I started doing that this year but got pulled back into my drug habit. Planning on getting back at it though. You on gear?
>>712534184
I've done similar and had similar done to me (by gay dudes). Unless you're a weak bitch it's not a big deal. I wouldnt make a habit out of it or anything.
>>712534376
Whats the problem? Do you want her to be happy? Do you wish it was you with her instead?
>>712534447
Christ. Any chance to get back with you ex?
>I actually really really really like the banana image
i lied about my first girlfriend so i could look cool
>>712534275
humanity
>>712532545
I am in so much physical pain, I may kill myself in the next few years or so. If life is all pain and medical debt, etc…, then I don't want it.
>>712534415
Get them to buy you stuff. Honestly you dont realise how thrilled they are to have a young dude like you to play with. I'm guessing your parents dont know what's going on?
>>712534932
Story?
>>712535062
What's wrong with you physically?
>>712534738
She was so sweet and in love with me, I am pretty sure that if I got back to her and *honestly* beg for forgiveness, and tell her how much I love her, she could forgive me.
I don't feel like I could stand it. I broke her heart once already. I feel so ashamed. And I would be so insecure about myself, if I was able to do this to her once, I might do it again. Despite this, we are still in touch, she still likes to meet me once in a while, we had dinner together a couple of times
I cried for this a bit, it hadn't happened to me for ages.
I am a terrible person. And I don't want to.
>>712534596
Only did it the once, and like I said, I give zero fucks and have no regrets about it.
>>712534447
>Unfortunately, I have recently found out she had unprotected sex with +-50 men before me.
How is this a problem ? (unless she's got AIDS).
Man up bitch.
I have actually given up on love. Never had a girl give a fuck about me, not ever en the friendzone. Frankly, I would probably see having a gf as more of a hassle than something good. I am happy knowing I'll be single all.my life (not tied down to anybody), and I only regret not going to have children.
>>712535169
We all make mistakes. You're a young guy who wanted to see what else life had to offer. It happens. You've learned something from this experience, move on and dont let it eat you up inside. If you're still in touch it means she obviously still cares about you.
saturday i gave oral sex to my friend/housemate's 13yo sister
>>712534447
huh 50 how old is (was) she?
>>712535302
Same. Although I hate the thought of having children.
>>712534447
>I have recently found out she had unprotected sex with +-50 men before me.
How would you find out such a thing?
>>712532545
i frequent >>>/mlp/
>>712535280
I think she's healthy, otherwise at this time I would be dead already. I don't know how it's possible, given that she lives in an Eastern European country and fucks very questionable people, but the lucky bastard seems to be healthy.
That's not the point, I mean, I would be cool with that provided she's really into me (and she seems to be). But I feel so bad because I dumped a girl who only had sex with three guys including me, and was the most devoted of the girls on this planet, and would have happily married me.
>>712535155
I have a few autoimmune disorders, both inflammatory arthritis related. Had a surgery on my foot to fix it (it was seriously fucked up from the arthritis). Also broke my ankle earlier in the year. Broke into pieces in all 3 places you can break it. I now have 4 plates and about 25 screws in my foot and will likely need surgery on my other foot in the future. I am on about 4 different meds which make me physically sick to my stomach every day, make me tired after 8 hours of being awake, and give me headaches. And all this will only get worse with age. All genetic disorders with no cures.
>>712535594
I tried watching half a season. Couldnt get into it.
>>712535493
premium secrets.How old are you?
>>712532545
we ha sec all ve rets
>>712535493
Fucking hot. Too bad she didn't reciprocate. My hugest turn on would be to get sucked off by one of those hot 13 year olds who just entered puberty.
>>712535641
Jeez. Yeah that sounds rough. Modern medicine is changing all the time though, hopefully they come up with something to ease your suffering. Do you know how you would suicide?
>>712535677
old enough to know not to tell people how old i am..
>>712535734
i was perfectly fine with just eating her out, was fun
>>712532545
>>712535701
WEHASEC
ALLVERETS!
/thread
One of my best friends tried to kill himself, i could not do anything to stop him.
I feel responsible for him because i was always the one who looked after him (he was officially mentally ill to that time but still able to attend for school).
He is a neurological and physical wreck since then then. From genius level intelligence (his iq was 180 something) to tard level.
I try to visit him as often its possible for me( like 7x per year because he lives in a asylum pretty far away from me)
Tried to kill myself as a result of the insanity which had spread to me. Talked to stones. Noone knows this.
Thankfully i survived and kept enough of my brain cells to continue university.
Thankfully the injuries destrojed pars of my brain which were responsible to my instability.
Beutiful and intelligent gf, friends and haunted by sick nightmares.
Cynic af, but not suicidal anymore.
Could be worse
>>712534376
why?
>>712535425
I guess you're right, thanks. But I don't know if I am brave enough to get back to her.
>>712535507
She's one year younger than me (I'm 33)
>>712535567
She told me... We are still keeping in touch and we talk about shit and so on... She says she would like to see me again, but I guess I already fucked up things enough.
I feel like an idiot to complain about this, but the truth is, I'm undergoing a difficult period at work and in life. I better stay away from pussy for a while.
A friend of mine wants to know what kind of porn i like to watch. Everytime he asks me i say cheesepizza in joking way. But its true.
I've lost 60 lbs and i said to everyone that was for me but it was only to make my ex gf mad ( worked fine btw )
>>712535849
I would just shoot myself in the head.
>>712535662
i dont even know why i watch it
i dont having crippling depression, anxiety or Aspergers or any mental shit
while in rehab, I hooked up with this really hot 19-yo chickand we were fucking regularly and were both married( I'm 23 btw) and I knocked her up, and her husband thinks its his, but its clearly mine. (her husband is black, I'm white, shes also white)
I have killled two men in my city
I did so with my former gang members as a form of showing our power
We drove by a party they were hosting, and we shot the house up. The local news said 2 people died and 5 were injured
No one knows I did it, hope to god no one ever does
>>712536037
Probably the best way to go. Hope you find a reason to live but if not, good luck.
Piss in bottles and put them behind walls..im in construction. ..too lazy to walk to porta potty
>>712536001
Your ex didnt want you to lose weight?
>>712536201
Who the fuck get's married so young? And to a dumb nigger as well.
>>712536211
Fbi does now bro...
>>712536211
How does it feel, taking a life?
jesus man, you know they can track ip addresses on here, so I would watch out with all that "i kill people shit"
I have one testicle
I have 2 kids with my wife and am happily married. but I was fresh out the joint for 6 months, and like I sai the 19yo was really hot, and she came on to me
>>712536552
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>712534263
Almost the same story Anon. In Highschool I was obsessed with this chick that was in my grade, but at the time I was to insecure and too afraid she would reject me so I never told her my feelings. After that I decided to stop being a bitch and take out all my anger and insecurities in the gym. Its been 4 years and ive never seen her since then.
>>712532545
When I worked at a center for delinquent youngsters I had to make them get naked in a line and expose their body parts. I know it's partially just security but I felt bad about it.
I took advantage of a drunk classmate on a trip to europe. Fingered and fuck ed her in Spain with a creampie. We were good friends so I told her, she said it was OK and that she was probably begging for it anyway (she was literally begging)
>>712532545
>used to solicit young girls to send me nudes on habbo (is that word still banned here?)
>eventually got a 13yo loli's ICQ number (lol)
>would get on webcam for me
>eventually convince her to do nastier and nastier things
>fucked her ass with a hairbrush and sucked it after
>pissed into a jar and drank it for me
>convinced her to get her 11yo sister to come on cam some times
>this went on for about a year and I guess she realized how fucked up it was and stopped replying and blocked me later on.
>I don't really feel regret because I was underage (17 at the time) and genuinely enjoyed talking to her when when we weren't messing around
>>712536987
They were mostly in their mid teens but there were a few outliers.
>>712536403
>ex
Naaah but i was in a very unhealthy relationship with this girl all we were doi'g was smoking weed fucking and eat junkfood, we didn't had any goal in our life ( unemployed and fat pothead both of us ) she broke up with me but we keep in touch ( i was hoping that she take me again ) but on day i had a revelation i deserve way better. so in about 6 month i loose weight find a job and i consider go back to school to get a better diploma
She tried tried to get back with me since but i said no and treat her like sheit
>>712532545
I dont like chocolate milk
I want to tie up my girlfriend and have guys use her tight pussy
>>712532545
my little sisters are the only girls i can actually truly love and care for.
I've been super tempted to let older guys suck my dick at the gym. After a good session I usually hit the steam room and I constantly see older guys looking at me and trying to sit closer to me
I get on my gay friend about cruising in showers because of the risk, but lately more guys have been showing interest, sometimes older. I want to keep my integrity and not get an STD but it's been SO long since I've had a nice mouth on my cock
>>712537296
That's a pretty hot fantasy.
I loved a girl so much I wanted her to leave me alone. She hates me now.
when i was 16 i took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend, then were also fuck buddies for a while
>>712532545
>I once had sex.
>In the missionary position.
>For the sole purpose of procreation.
Sometimes when I jack off my right nut gets sore even before I finish. I ignore the pain and finish, but I'm still worried there is something very wrong with me. In fact it's one of the reason I haven't had sex with another person in years, I can never predict when it will happen.
>>712538099
did u make a babby or did you fail at it like youve failed at everything else youve done in your life?
>>712538183
It's been like this for years? If it's such a big issue you should see a doctor.
A month ago I kissed a 15-year old girl.
>>712537326
Imoutos are for loving
>>712539361
how old r u my main man
>>712537860
Explain?
>>712533734
Where do you live? What's the age of consent where you are?
>>712537711
>I want to keep my integrity
>So I'm gonna suck off strangers
Just go to a gay bar ffs.
I beat up an autistic kid
>>712536211
>posting about it on /b/
Thats how i know you're a fucking fraud. Enjoy getting stomped out on range, faggot.
When I was deployed in Afghanistan I made it a personal mission to always aim for tali genitals. Getting the old men and fathers was ok but my goal was to hit their sons especially the teens. The most satisfying part is when they scoop up their dick/balls after I shot them off, they hold them close tho their body cradling their severed balls to keep them "safe".
>>712540646
Fake and gay. Pretty sure you CO would whoop your ass and tell you to aim for center mass like a normal person.
>>712540646
You dumb nigger
>>712540326
When and why?
>>712532545
>Furry porn has turned me bisexual
Not an irl furry, but started jacking to s/fur threads about a year ago and progressed to g/fur. Just jacked off to gay porn for the first time yesterday. Idk why, but I'm okay with this feel.
>>712540646
>>712540826
At least that way those nasty fucks wont reproduce. Shouldve just let them suffer for a few minutes then blow their head off.
>>712540106
I was insecure. I wasn't the smartest, the tallest, the strongest, I wasn't the best looking, I wasn't popular. and she was just so beautiful and smart. I didn't understand what she saw in someone like me. It drove me crazy to the point where I started treating her like shit and just told her to fuck off, I truly broke her heart. She fucking hates me now, and I don't blame her.
>>712540826
You assume he cared he didn't. The ied they use on our vehicles do pretty much the same thing except they cause more damage to the rest of the body as well. Saw it as an eye for an eye and a ball for a ball. I can tell by your speech that you've never served. Don't underestimate human cruelty in war.
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>>712541091
I can tell by your speech you're a fucking retard. You were probably such a faggot the other boys in your unit pissed on you and made you thank them.
>>712540943
Straight anon browses b/, winds up craving cock. Many such cases!
>>712541567
thanks, /b
>>712537326
Ages?
>>712541449
Clearly you've got some self loathing to do over the fact that you are to much of a pussy to serve your country and fight in war. After you grow a nutsack I'll take your criticism seriously until then just keep feeling superior behind that computer screen since you've never done anything in your life.
>>712532545
>wehasec allverets
wat
>>712542028
Kek no one cares about your dumb war. Shooting a bunch of sandniggers whose guns are probably older than they are? No one gives a fuck. You're gonna be that annoying old fuck sitting alone in the bar annoying people with your bullshit tales.
>>712540044
I'm 31.
>>712542322
Better than being that old fuck sitting at a computer with cheeto fingers reminiscing about the good old day...online. At least I know for sure not a coward I know when push comes to shove and the bullets fly I stand behind my gun. You can talk all you want but you have no idea what you'd do if you were placed in real combat. You'd probably puss yourself and ask for mommy. It's happened to way better men than you.
I do extremely dangerous things to hide the fact that I'm terrified of death
I shot a man in Reno
Just to watch him die
>>712542805
>At least I know for sure not a coward I know when push comes to shove and the bullets fly I stand behind my gun.
You dont live in Western ffs. If you think you need to sweat your balls off in the desert for 4 years to become 'a real man' you're beyond delusional. No one cares about the vets from your shitty war. NO ONE. You're a fucking joke, just like the middle east is a fucking joke. Reign your PTSD in and realise how pointless your life is.
>>712542650
That is a mighty fine picture of a woman pissing.
>>712542834
Such as?
>>712542856
after your momma told you not to play with guns?
>hope you never leave folsom you piece of shit
I am 24. My step sister is 7 years younger than me. We've been in a sexual relationship for for 18 months and had been fooling around for six months prior.
I've raped her more than once but convinced her she wanted it.
I have many, probably because I'm just a terrible person.
I've slept with several of my wife's family, including one she's very close to.
Secretly recorded them in the bathroom many times.
Geez what else, where to begin?
>>712544484
fuck you for making me get out my calculator.
>>712541231
finally, tkanks anon
next time 8551
>>712544757
For what in that post did you need a calculator? Nothing in there is hard.
Well almost nothing.
>>712532545
I piss sitting down cause urinals freak me out.
>>712543546
Thanks, filtering porn to look artistic is my fifth favorite fetish. The others are:
4. Redheads
3. Exhibitionism / Agoraphilia (Outdoor)
2. Urophilia (Pee)
1. Hebephilia (Early Adolescence)
I had sex with my gfs minion doll and came inside... she hugs that doll every night.
>>712545175
Ok it's done. Tkanks too.
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>>712532545
I'm pretty sure I stabbed a bird to death when I was a kid.
>less than 10 y/o me
>construction near my house
>unsupervised playing in foundation
>birdo chirping from cinderblock
>isn't flying away when I look at it
>isn't flying away when I throw rock at it
>isn't flying away when I poke with stick
>blackhawkdown.webm
Sometimes I feel just a tad nervous when I read reports linking psychos to childhood animal abuse.
>>712532545
Your car's friend mom'ed me in the finger of your back.
>>712546005
>>712545175
>>712541231
What's going on here then?
>>712546018
Sounds like the bird was a dumbass.
>>712546018
Yeah... but you didn't do it repeatedly and you 'feel' about it now.
True psychos did it again and again and felt and feel nothing.
That's not you.
Don't worry about it.
When my nieces stay at my place I let them shower with me if they want to. they usually do but not always.
>We h a Sec all v e rets
>>712546490
Ages? You worried they might tell?
I've had sexual relations with my step brother since we were 16.
Never really felt attracted to girls and guys really got me going.
>>712544577
I experimented with roofies on her, and let some guys have their way with her, then shoved tons of things in her pussy that same night.
I get off that she's a closet lesbian and sleeps with her coworkers.
>>712545815
Well, better than him having sex with his girlfriend, who is apparently <10 years old.
>>712544484
Greentext first rape / sexual contact
Also anal rape?
Im dating my best friends sister
>>712544577
Why even get married? Why not live free as a fuck machine?
>>712546592
7, 8 & 10, mostly with the 7 &10, have with the 8yo a couple times but not as many times. their parents are fine with it, they know i wouldnt do anything, but it's not something i would post on facebook for everyone to know.
>>712547191
fucking kids man
i liked the pixels movie
>>712545815
>huehue.....butt. HAHAHA
that funny inocent minion
i pretended to be a 11 year old girl on an online sex chat, just to get some laughs out of it, and there was a guy who was like 50 and he told me that he met a 9 year old in the same chat. After that he send me some CP. I didn't even asked for it
I own a small guesthouse and when muslims ask have breakfast i give them pork and tell them its ham. hehe
>>712547912
ham is pork...do u tell them after they eat it?
I fuck horses. Was doing it before My Little Pony, still doing it today, so don't think I'm one of them brony faggots. I just can't resist the powerful attraction I feel to the thick, hot asses of mares and the sensations of pleasure that wash over me when I fuck horse pussy and asshole.
>>712547912
>i give them pork and tell them its ham
Seriously?
bmpp
>>712547191
Man I've done all types of rotten things, mostly to her. I've tried breaking her using gaslighting, turning her into a slut, all types of things. I've tried to sleep with nearly every friend she's introduced me to.
I come to 4Chan to post in these threads because it's the best way I've found to vent my feelings recently. I'm falling hard for a girl I've known for the better half of a decade. She's brilliantly smart, sharp, funny, and one of the most beautiful people I've ever laid eyes on. Her thoughtful, creative mind fills in all of the gaps in my logical, analytical personality... we talk every day, on the rare occasion that we do get to spend time together, it's almost magical. I can't remember a single instance where we've hung out and one of us had a bad time. We can be completely open and truthful with each other - though I've lied to her once, when answering her truthfully would have meant me opening my heart and telling her how I feel. I regretted that for a while.
I've tried to make progress recently though, she knows about that night now. She knows I'm into her, and even though she's admitted that she's thought about us as a couple too, she says she ins't ready for any sort of relationship right now...
Recently out of a relationship myself, I can respect and understand how she's feeling, how she's hurting after being broken up with by someone she loved due to circumstances beyond her control, but goddamn it... all I want to do is hug her and tell her how much she means to me, how much I care, how much I've admired her through all of these years of our friendship, and how certain I am that I can be there for her in all of the ways her ex, the guy she's still hurting over, couldn't be.
Damn it L, we could be to great together if you just let me in. You know it, I know it, all of our friends know it ... let's make this happen.
i stone cold raped my ex-girlfriend and caused ireprible damage to her phycologically. she was weak and i used her. she pissed me off so i shoved her face into my bed, pulled down her panties and fucked her tanned ass until she was a sobbing mess of cum and misery. i dont even regret it. i kinda enjoyed it. to this day i deny it and say that she forced me into stuff, no ones ever doubted me and ive gone on with my life ever since.
>>712548116
>so don't think I'm one of them brony faggots
God forbid we misjudge a horse fucker.
>>712547855
Tell it to the FBI, kid.
>>712547661
Go away Sandler, we know it's you.
>>712548812
I'm still a cut above those creepy fucks, man. You know I ain't wrong.
>>712548812
fuckin lmao
>>712548948
You fuck horses. Most bronies are just autisticly into a kids tv show.
>>712547661
but it should've been called Voxels. Pixels are 2D.
>>712535608
Like numbers meant anything. And devout? That means worse in bed. You want a girl who's sex smart. Then again, you want one close to you, which trumps anything else.
At least man up and pay her a visit, pay in her local country for both of you to be tested ("your protocol" etc.) then fuck the shit out of her, then fly back, see if she's still into you, then decide if you want to help her move to your country.
>>712535641
Please don't reproduce.
>>712549007
Bronies are trash, man. I have a job and a car and a social circle. Plus I get sweet mare ass on the reg. What do bronies got? Gay ass cartoons about colorful retarded ponies. And they treat that shit like religion. Don't ever try to put me beneath that shit, dude, I won't fall for your faggotry. Not today, not tomorrow, not in your lifetime.
>>712549293
pics?
>>712536448
Well, she's knocked up and he's still there. That's something.
>>712547100
First kiss/contact
>Be me
>Go to local corner shop for bottle of rum
>see SS and her friends hanging around
>Sis asks if I'll get her a bottle of cheap cider.
>Tell her "only for a hug"
>She agrees
>Get the shit
>Hug her
>Don't let go
>Cock gets hard
>Press closer to her
>She leans in too, moans a little
>Kiss her neck
>Tell her i need to tell her something, family related
>Seperate from the group
>At the back of the shop
>Kiss her
>Kisses me back
>Press her against a wall
>Begin grinding & kissing her
>She's young, this is fairly intense for her so she begins to moan a bit to loud.
>Cover her mouth
>Realise I am really into this
>Twinge of guilt
>Tell her I'm sorry, and tell her I need to get home
>Furiously masturbate to her facebook
I can tell more stories if people are interested.
>>712549419
Please do.
i like the descriptions
>>712549360
Dude, seriously?
>>712549419
>Furiously masturbate to her facebook
The battle cry of a generation.
>>712549832
curious i guess? idek. normal porns got boring...
>>712549897
Sometimes I think I might be kind of pathetic ... then I remember that there are people out there who jerk it to facebook pics and immediately I feel better about myself.
>>712548564
> all I want to do is hug her and tell her how much she means to me, how much I care, how much I've admired her through all of these years of our friendship, and how certain I am that I can be there for her in all of the ways her ex, the guy she's still hurting over, couldn't be.
> Damn it L, we could be to great together if you just let me in. You know it, I know it, all of our friends know it ... let's make this happen.
Just go and tell her this.
>>712532545
Get Ready fuckers. Time for FUCKING LAUGHS
>be me 21 yo gf, college, all the perks of being in Eastern Europe.
>had this fucking hot teacher 9/10 blonde
>lets call her Natasha
>she always got her way with me cuz i didn't give a shit at that time and her class was the only one i couldn't pass.
>get shit grade all semester
>decide to go ask her to make my grades better if i do a project work.
>fuckit.jpg
>go at her office next day don't knock, enter room she was stuffing a 20 inch dildo up her ass
>igotthisbitchinmypocket.gif.
>leave
>next day class she comes in she looks at me with fear.
>class finishes
>don't get up, everybody leaves except me.
>she looks at me with disgust and says :
>"i presume you're going to ask me to fuck with you so you won't tell anyone what you say?"
>i look at her with the stares of a thousand young pedophiles and replied:
>Nope, just need a Pass Grade on your class cuz i'm dumb as fuck and i have a gf.
> she ran out, feeling obviously embarrassed of her situation.
>mfw i finished top in class
>mfw when i still meet with her cuz i leave near my college
>>712532545
1. I've raped a girl that was unconscious after a party.
2. I'm a bisexual tranny
3. I've been cheating on my partner of 6 years for the past 6 years, mostly men
Might greentext the rape if there's interest.
>>712550875
Please do
>>712550583
You only live once, only go to school once, only catch a teacher with a 20 inch dildo up her ass once every 100 lifetimes, and only get a chance to fuck a teacher once every few lifetimes.
And you wasted it.
I shot the sheriff.
But I didn't shoot no deputy.
>>712550583
>stuffing a 20 inch dildo up her ass
Sounds unlikely for some reason.
>>712551310
Shut up nigger, you're under arrest.
>>712550397
If it were that easy I would. We live half way across the country from each other now, and although the plane ticket to see her is only a couple hundred dollars, it's not something I can do any time soon. She'll be back in my area around Christmas, visiting her family and visiting me. All I can do is bide my time until then.
>>712550986
sorry mate i am now married to my College sweatheart and continued working with my College Teacher ( the one that i finished my degree with ) for 6 years after i finished college.
so no thanks to a Plastic Meat Lover that looks good, but has no respect for men.
I think that Providence has rewarded me by not cheating on my gf with that whore.
>>712535701
>>712535882
I came here to post this
>>712550963
Alrighty.
>be me, 26
>go out to the pub with a few friends, pick up some friends while out
>everyone piles back to random dude's house for more drinks and wrestling DVDs
>this one bitch, she be about 21, a good 8/10, keeps giving me shit all night
>slowly, everyone leaves or passes out. Eventually, I'm last man standing
>see bitch sleeping away on sofa, legs spread but fully clothed
>shuffle over, poke her. no reaction
>heartbeat racing at this point, not had sex in 2 years and gagging for anything
>actually contemplating this
>undo her belt, wait a minute. no reaction
>slide hand into her trousers... out of action, missed her panties so rub the outside. silk underwear, holy fuck so good
>diamonds
>slowly remove hand, check for reaction. still nothing.
>gameon.rpe
>check the rest of house for people awake, only me. then look for an empty room with a lock, easily done
>pick up bitch slowly, if she wakes im just putting her to bed in an actual bed. smart cookie, me.
cont.
blackmaild certain popular asian milf on these boards.
>>712535857
House mate know?
>>712551368
Indeed. Since most long dildos are 18" max.
>>712551368
m8
Just sayin'
20. 15. still plastic dick
>>712549046
Did this already, she's still into me, but I guess she's a bit too crazy for me. I mean, emotionally I like her, but, rationally, I couldn't see her as a mother for my kids.
Anyway, much bullshit. I'm sober again and I man up, fuck this, I'll deal with it.
Now I'm just pissed for my new flatmate. She's an arrogant 20yo ugly bitch, noisy, clumsy, dirty as the party student she is, and it's the second time in a week that she invites friends to sleep at her place. We are 3 people in this flat, the other guy who's living here and I explicitly told her when we took her here: "this is not a party-flat, and it's just for 3 peopl, one guest once in a while is OK but not too often". I've already complained at her that she should clean her fucking hair from the bathtub and should not use the fucking body oil in the shower. I guess I have to talk to her again (the other guy is 25yo but not too assertive).
She's in the flat since less than a month and I'm already pissed off.
> mfw when I have to fight for dominance with a little 20yo ugly bitch
Good news: next spring I'm leaving this shithole and going to leave on my own \o/
>>712552126
Women dont just ram giant dildos up their asses at work.
>>712551368
anon, i glanced for 5 seconds at her arse.
can you please erase the image of a 20 inch dildo from your head and implant a 10 inch one to make you fell more comfortable?
thank you
I fed a chicken a 6 pack of mcnuggets that I didn't want
>>712551990
Keep going
> be me
Be in hell kitchen la
Be working at cristian mission trip
Not Christian but free trip to cali, and I get job/resume experience gain +10
Taking out trash of the place my group is crashing.
Say hello to homeless vet outside. He's cool. Likes to talk not beg. We'll call him sam.
Cadillac full of cholos pulls up. Cont
>>712552384
This University has 24 Colleges and Majors.
the one that we we're attending had a building with offices where you could eat sleep and work all in the same office.
My office was 35 square m
if she would have put a lock on the door maybe, but the POWERS THAT BE sought that maybe that fucking day she would leave her fucking door open ( ytho ),
still happy that it happened to me and not one of the A grade dudes cuz they would've jumped on the opportunity.
still
makes me kek when i think about how i passed that exam ( never attended and got a 9/10 )
I just had quality time with my best friend's wife.
He neglects her and on rare occasions fucks her only in her ass.
Otherwise he is a good person.
But she needs something more. And she deserves more.
She is a wonderful woman and person.
I pity her how much she needs someone to hug her, kiss her.
The problem is I'm now in love with her.
And the whole situation is pretty complicated.
I jacked off on my ex's tits last night while she was knocked out from painkillers. I put my penis on her mouth and she licked it afterwards.
Cont
Cholos start harassing sam.
> not this frikin time mutters sam
See lethal itention in sams energy.
Cholos too blinded by ego and gaudy imatation
The three surround sam, who is still sitting down.
One spits on sam. ReleaseTheKraken.gif
10 years of hated killing and ptsd fling sam into the first one.
>>712553103
I wouldn't surprised if you were talking about my wife.
>>712553210
>>712552620
Learn to green stories please
I have been consumed and destroyed by something deep within me.
Pic related.
I remember that one day, me and arround 6 other friends were just hanging out in the house of one of them. Next thing i know, we were jacking off to some ramdom porn on the TV screen. We had blankets covering our dicks but...Did i mention that we were 13?
>>712553103
Is she Asian?
herion is the best thing out next to morphine....shit have u feeling good af...its like that feeling u have when u wake up in the morning after a good ass sleep and the bed feel so good u can't get out cuz its warm as fuck and the rest of the room cold
also it ruined me and my familys life but other than that its the shit
>>712553801
This is the sort of thing that always weirds me out when I hear people say it, but apparently it happens a lot. I've heard older generations talk about pinning pictures to walls of clubhouses and jerking off to them with their friends, I've heard younger generations talk about discovering porn for the first time on a friend's computer and jerking it next to their buddies. I never had an experience like that growing up, but apparently it happens more than you might think.
>>712534857
Yeah, the album's decent too
>>712554311
lol
Cont
MFW sam pulls his shiv out of the first ones chest.
He slashes open the second's chest before the first hits the ground.
Blood goes flying from number 2. ItsRainingCrimsonLife.jpg
No. 3 finally reacts and pulls a 1911.
I watch as a trashbag goes sailing into his face.
My body suddenly shifts like I've thrown a fishing line.
Sam jumps on no 3 while he's dealing with trash explosion.
Sam stabs and keeps stabbing.
Hands me the 1911. Says keep it or trash it. No 2 dissappeared into the night. Not and 3 get thrown into the back of the Cadillac.
SwornToSeacracy.html
Never see sam again.
MFW have to trash the 1911 because have to fly home and can't mail it home because group leaders would want to know what I'm sending
>>712553215
I doubt this. My friend is long asleep now.
However if you identify with this description... then I have no words for you.
Start treating her well or just fuck off and let her be happy with someone else!
My friend will probably eventually hear this too... I just know he is a good person and don't want to hurt him.
>>712554052
No.
Been married for 15 years..still fantasize about banging my sister when I'm having sex with my wife. I am hopelessly screwed up in the head.
>>712555077
I don't think about banging my sister, but I think of getting her BF out of the picture and reclaiming her as mine forever.
>>712554311
Heroin is pretty boss fam.
>>712554354
I dunno, when i think about it, i just feel weird. That was my first and last experience like that but the weirdest thing is that not so long ago i asked one of them about it and he told me that they did it before and after that day
>>712554311
ayy lmao
>>712554311
>also it ruined me and my familys life but other than that its the shit
My cousin has migraine problems. One time I convinced her to let me massage her to sleep while she waited for the pain pills to kick in. I was rubbing her collarbones and neck and she was relaxing against me. I slowly worked my way down her arms and at about nipple level my hands were brushing against the sides of her boobs. She moaned a little but didn't say anything. I'm still working my way down her arms, she's snuggled up to me, and I make it down to her hands. Something stirred in her when i was rubbing her hands, she became very pliable. She layed her head back on my shoulder and started to rub her hands on herself as rubbed her hands. She moved her down to her crotch and rubbed her jeans while I rubbed on her hands. She started heaving and said harder, so I rubbed her hands harder. She was gasping and moaning then said bite me, so I put my teeth on her neck and bit a little. She exploded, I could feel her jeans get wet as she bucked and spasmed. Now she gets up and pulls off her jeans and thong and says lick me. She smothers my face in her juicy cunt and gyrates. When she gets done doing that, 2 orgasms later, she offers to return the favor. By this time I don't want a blowjob, I want to wreck the pussy. She lights up and lays down in front of me, spread so wide the Enterprise wouldn't find the other foot, and says come on little boy. I broke my dick off in that shit man, and when i couldn't get hard anymore, she sucked it back up so I could pound her again. Somewhere along the way that migraine flat disappeared. Now when she gets one she comes to my place because it's "quiet", which is 3 or 4 times a week. She actually hasn't even had a migraine the last 4 times.
