how long have you been a NEET?
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how long have you been a NEET?
Don't blame me, Just got off of the night shift. Double time on Sundays
>>712502903
Never was a neet, am disabled now though, headinjury fag. After 2 decades on the work force am now a neet I guess, since the injury, about two years ago. Isn't too bad, spend a lot of time with family, travel. Would still rather be working though if it meant it could regain the function loss I experienced.
>>712502903
Since 1999.
In my defense, I've been a single father raising two daughters by myself this whole time. Also home school.
Need new ways to make money.
Now that weed is legal it's putting a hitch in my giddyup.
>training my chickens for the coming civil war is the highlight of my day.
>>712503551
I like you. Best of luck to you in your ventures and with your daughters, sir.
Make sure you do everything to keep yourself safe and in their lives.
>>712503551
I want in on this.
>>712502903
I'm not a neet I'm just waiting for my co-worker to die so I can have his shifts and work regular hours like a normal person
>>712503634
Thank you.
>>712503725
>I want in on this.
How so?
Could currently use some help training rabbits for food requisition.
>>712502903
I've been retired since '14. Feels good to be done at 30.
>>712503551
>>712504325
Thank you for making my day.
>my fucking sides!
>>712502903
because i took this week off. had vacation days to use...if i don't use 'em, i lose 'em
going on my 3rd year. Depression (i know im a faggot, both literally and metaphorically) kept me from being a decent member of society. B-b-b-b-but I'm looking to r-r-r-reintegrate into society. Just thought id use my post in this thread as a moment of "gtfo you faggot"
How 2 neet bux?
>>712502903 dont need one
my plan is to meme myself into, make a wish foundation with the wish to wear sophie turners ass as a hat
>>712505063
This is a good idea.
I also want to wear Sophie Turner's ass as a hat. I'm sure there is a way we can make money off this.
>>712505416
Did someone say Sophie Turner thread?
>>712502903
trump wont cut off white males from southern and mid west states, he needs our votes, livin large on the blue states dime
>>712505511
I think so, double dubs.
>>712502903
since the dawn of time
>>712505547
>blue states:
Paper pushers. Living large off the red states' dime.
>red states:
Actual workers. Produce everything blue states consume.
>>712505416
yeah how do we trick the cancer loving kikes into this
cant we trump the contest and rig it, so we can blow coke up her ass and fuck it like i was 1978
>>712502903
2 years so far due to a major depression
>>712502903
Scary pic is scary
>>712502903
recently got a job a month ago. feelsweirdman
>>712502903
I have something wrong with my guts that's making me vomit blood and get the shits whenever I eat. I've lost upwards of 50 lbs in about two or so months. On a plus side, I look fucking hot now.
>>712502903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjuD6lZUU2A
>>712503263
Night shift is best shift
At least where I work night shift has the most competent people to work with. Morning shift people are bitchy because they're up so early and afternoon shift is all the lazy ones.
Any job for a neet who never had a job before?
This is now a shit thread.
>>712507145
that depends, do you have 3+ years experience in any field and a degree
>>712502903
Can't work cause MyPers is down atm
>>712507490
I got 2 and a half years of NEET experience
On and off NEET here... going on 5 consecutive years now.
>>712507323
Coincidence?
>>712507760
Get a job at a fast food place, slave away and try to get into a management position. Then leave that shitty place and use your "experience" to get a better management job.
However, make sure to do as many drugs as possible, that way you won't care about being a shitty employee making 10 bucks an hour.
>>712507145
Pizza delivery. Its not much but it is something to help ease you into the concept of working and dealing w people
>>712504848
We should chat: add me on kik 'dawnappears' :~>
since last march, i was terminated from a job i worked at for almost a year because a fat gnome that hated my guts told a story that happened on the jobsite that was complete bullshit to my bosses purposely to get me fired... I was 18 at the time (him being 30+) so when i tried to tell them it was a lie and he wanted this to happen they obvi didnt believe me. Really broke me down considering that job gave me a purpose and honestly it was a shitty commercial cleaner/labor but i was proud of the hard work i put into it... to just be disposed of like it was nothing was a slap in the face to how companies don't give a shit if you:
> invest 45- 55 hours a week,
>chose to work weekends during a New England based winter
>one of the only fuckers that can legally drive (45 -2 hours away) the company vans because so many god damn illegals worked there
>invest in equipment for work better
>work your ass off from 5:45 am - 3:30 pm (not to mention the drive time)
sorry for the pity party /b/ but fuck the real world sucks, although im only 19 so idk how some fucker manage to say NEET for so long without offing themselves. At this stage in the neet life style im already looking up 'how to make a noose' vids.
Give a lurker so guidance?
I wish I could be a NEET again. Life was so simple back then. I could never readjust to it again even if I had a place to stay though.
>>712502903
But I'm not. I'm currently working. Yet I browse fourchan 4 hours/day. One of the perk of being sysadmin I guess.
i just quit a good job because...well its a long story...but i'm am applying to at least 1 job a day before the onset of agoraphobia and neetism (although i can only afford to be a neet for like 1.5 months)
>>712508508
life's only simple as a neet if
> born with a silver spoon
> somehow obtains silver spoon with little effort
> has friends/pets
>>712509181
I wasn't born with a silver spoon but I had friends and a mom who let me inhabit her basement for way longer than she should have. Guess that's close enough.
Never, after high school I went to college, and now I sudy and work, I'd love to know what It feels like to be a neet
>>712502903
about a year and a few months, got fired from a fulltime nightshift job stocking shelves at a grocery store, their excuse, "you're not enthusiastic enough" shit really got to me, they had no real reason to fire me, i was pissed, tried to apply for other jobs, because i got fired from this pos store, other places wont hire me, fuck it right? so i decided to just stay at home and collect disability until something falls in to my lap
cant say i havent tried because i have
tomorrow some lady from some place that helps people get jobs wants to meet with me, i'll give it a shot, no guarantees tho
100$ says i'll get fired from where ever this lady thinks she can put me because of lack of enthusiasm or you dont smile enough, or some other such nonsense
>>712509275
same situation minus the friends, they went to college, now im just a sad girl who currently is basement dwelling and looking for a shitty job
>>712502903
because I'm not a little bitch like you
>>712510078
it's not like you worked at chucky cheese ffs. i can't fake a smile 24/7 either especially if im trying to force at the task at hand. i mean its different if your specific position requires you to be fruity aka being a sales associate but a nightshift at a market? id spit in their face for that
>>712509181
this is true. i was a neet literally until the money ran out. been working for years now and still resent it
>>712504796
Same here
>>712502903
>currently 26
>time of employment amounts to roughly 10 months total, divided in two jobs
>make some money on the side working independent
>I don't buy stuff, my clothes are old as shit and my monthly spending never exceeds 30 bucks
>rest of the time I just exercise, eat fruit and think about stuff
Us NEETS only gotta hold out for another few years and watch all the new batch of former wage cucks and debt ridden professionals join our ranks, when automation takes all their work. Their jew bosses replaced them with machines and self service and drones.
Fingers crossed for Universal Basic Income, and NEET life becoming fully acceptable in society.
>>712503263
My fucking man. I just got home from my 12 hour night shift, working like an actual man. Fuck these neet faggots. Why does over half my paycheck go to supporting deadbeats?
>>712510685
i secretly hope for this too. i'm honestly never happier than when i can wake up each morning without a plan for the day
>>712502903
I am working faggot, and in fact I don't have time for your shit right now.
>>712508046
toplel
>>712502903
I worked both Friday and Saturday calm down.
>>712510418
the people i hate the most are the college students my age that complain every second of the day about fucking memorizing shit that will expand their mind and further themselves into "success" *hands you a grain of salt* i want to punch them so fucking hard for bitching about fucking tests and claiming they want to drop out/ would be better dropping out and start working at mcdonalds. sure they have a shit ton of student loans that will be paid off in increments for the rest of their lives but they don't realize how easy and relaxing schooling is verses busting ass all day for a job you really dont enjoy doing and hardly profit off of.
Who vacation all week?
>>712511127
then gtfo REEEEEE
>>712510685
>Their jew bosses replaced them with machines and self service and drones.
>Fingers crossed for Universal Basic Income, and NEET life becoming fully acceptable in society.
Anon, this is unlikely to happen. Learn computer programming, make something worthwhile. It's not that hard. If you can read instructions, you can program.
Took a sick day
>>712502903
2 weeks from now marks a year.
I'm at work right now. 8hr shifts, 5 days a week. State job motherfucker.
I don't need to, got enough on my bank account to get around without having to do a shitty job and be around shitty people all day
>>712511688
agreed, neet styled jobs are meant for teens and drug addicts, not someone perfectly capable of taking up a trade of interest
>CIS
>electrical
>plumbing
>culinary
>even cosmetology
whatever suits their fancy
>>712511802
> has job
> *clicks* on neet thread at said job
> triggers galore
your boss must be pretty cool if he lets you wear a dress on the job... now get the fuck off this board normalfag
>>712511543
Oh you think I don't belong here? Just wait till Xmas. I'm going with my dad and stepmom, to spend it with my step-sister in Idaho. Upper middle class hell. That's where I'm not going to fucking fit in. Ill probably end up being too big of a pussy to try and smuggle any drugs on the plane too, so its going to be a long fucking week.
>>712512238
>neet styled jobs are meant for teens and drug addicts, not someone perfectly capable of taking up a trade of interest
Work ethic-fag detected. What are your opinions on welfare, anon? I think there should be unemployment for a time, and stipends for the disabled or sick, but not much else. The lack of willingness to work/produce meaningful things is a perspective I just don't understand.
>>712503263
3rd shift is where the magic happens
>>712512917
i don't believe in welfare for properly functioning humans who can be independent, also my bad id like to add in disabled/ mentally sick into the neet styled jobs (not really around low functioning humans)
i think its fine to work at low tier jobs if you are trying to save money for something that will progress you further and give you a more sustainable job.
>>712502903
I am working. But I'm fucking around on /b/ using my phone, not the company provided computer.
Couple of months but im looking. So fuck you op
>>712512238
>and drug addicts,
Drug addicts are perfectly capable of working a trade. I'd just as soon be at work as anywhere else.
6 years
>>712513696
dont take it lightly when i say drug addicts. i love a variety of drugs myself but i dont think a coke/meth/heroine head should be wiring building. maybe if they can control their addiction not to get fucked up on the job but ive known several that have been fired for being high and fucking something up at a job. not saying they cant do a trade job but they are more likely to fuck up on the job and be a liability
36 years old never worked never will
disabled
get money from gov
>>712505796
Everything? A lot of stuff is imported. Mostly from East Asia..
been inside since march
got diagnosed with delusional disorder so cant go out much. ama
>>712502903
What's the matter with people on welfare anyway? We literally consume the least out of everyone in the society. What do we ask for ? A place to sleep and something that resembles food. If I want extra I go without the latter. Leave us alone for gods sake we probably have a carbon footprint the size of a letter box. We take so very little, there are people pretending to work performing beurocratic functions living in decadence and we're the problem. Buh, Capitalists.
>>712513696
>I'd just as soon be at work as anywhere else.
get a load of this unimaginative zilch lmao @ ur "life" bub, hope you get killed in a car "accident" today
>>712514307
>he fell for the carbon meme
>>712513329
>save money for something that will progress you further and give you a more sustainable job
I think this concept is the clencher. So many poor people don't have any concept of future planning. It's all consume, consume, consume.
>>712514307
ban water
>>712514313
>be at work
You can still be an addict with a job. You don't HAVE to be on the stuff on the job. Just look at alcoholics. They maintain until quittin' time.
>>712514307
ok you want to take tax payers money and do as little as possible for it because you hate the systems you were born into
here is some advice
>take lazy ass into the forest off the grid
>earn your meat with bare hands
>build a house with bare hands
>feel accomplished
>>712512917
>The lack of willingness to work/produce meaningful things is a perspective I just don't understand.
>meaningful
Is it really though? Getting up 5 days a week and going off to do irrelevant shit that you hate, just so you can afford to get up and do the same thing the next week, for the next forty years, and then you retire and die, having spent nearly all your time on Earth on that.
>>712514759
Or better yet, take that ass to the library. Plenty of training materials on whatever you'd like to learn. No flint-chipping required. Hell, there's probably a book on forensic anthropology there that will show you the flint-chipping bit.
>>712514831
>irrelevant shit that you hate
No. I actually really enjoy my work. Write software that helps people do their shit better. It's tremendously satisfying.
>>712502903
I'm the personal pilot for a billionaire. I only work 200 hours a year. Salaried too, so the cheques come in every two weeks no matter what.
>>712502903
bout 4 years now
i have an excuse though
>>712502903
Since the Nov. 8th. I was running an election office for around 3 months and now that its all over and done with I'm sitting back enjoying my loot, alternatively relaxing and partying. I'll probably start looking for a new gig after New Years.
>>712515043
>pilot
ever had an oh shit moment or bad turbulence where everyone spilled their drinks/cocaine/hookers?
>>712514307
you don't do shit and get to live for free. If you can beg for money you can ask me if I want fries with that.
fed up with losers like you taking tax payer money.
>>712514759
Food literally grows on trees, we've built enough space to house everyone we literally just leave some homes empty so they'll be worth more later. The things I'm asking of this society are plentiful, they should be given freely to anyone it shouldn't even be a matter of the tax-payers money.
>>712515230
u mad because you feel trapped? the people who work the most and make the lleast moneys always more angry. who cares about tax payer money? only those who pay them
>>712515170
Nope, we fly up much higher than larger commercial jets so we tend to get less turbulence. Normally in the area of 41k-47k feet.
Sometimes turbulence around storms and stuff but the billionaire guy I fly is really chill, not a party animal and most of the time it's just him on board.
My previous job was flying in the Canadian bus and that was another story lol!
>>712515230
You, read this. >>712515230
>>712514307
I agree. I think a basic, and by basic I mean very basic, standard of living should be guaranteed and anything extra, like consumer goods or w/e, should only be acquirable through work credits. This is the direction we will inevitably have to head because of the impacts mechanization is having on the amount of decent work available to people. But of course I'm a communist.
>>712515230
Prepare for the future man, its coming whether you want it to or not. Watch this video and then read Looking Backwards by Edward Bellamy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Pq-S557XQU
>>712515359
Canadian Bush*
Pic related
>>712515410
Red till dead /b/rother. I'll work when there's something worth working for.
>>712515319
>Food literally grows on trees
Someone has to go pick it though. People aren't going to go do that for shits and giggles, and just hand it over to you.
>we've built enough space to house everyone
orly? where exactly do you live? Try moving to the UK where there's a massive housing shortage, and even married couples both in full time employment can't afford to buy a place because the prices are so high now.
>>712515359
>really chill, not a party animal and most of the time it's just him on board
What a great gig. That's one to be proud of, anon. I actually briefly dated the daughter of a millionaire, with own pilot, jet etc. She was COLD and calculating enough to make Ted Bundy look like Mr. Rogers. BRRRR. I've always wondered if there are mega-rich people who aren't like that.
>>712515520
Is that small enough to where one of the seats is in fact a toilet? I have heard the smaller jets are outfitted in that manner.
>>712502903
from 2013 to 2015. partly neet (visiting university but not writing any exams)
>>712505796
>implying inhabitants of red states aren't the most dependent on welfare, that in turn primarily are funded by blue states
>>712515716
I'd go berry-picking for shits and giggles that sounds fucking sick. Apart from assholes who fence of the plants and try to charge me for them.
There's enough space to house everyone, there's not enough space for everyone to live in London, for fucks sake we have this problem in New Zealand everyone wants to live in auckland and the small towns are literally offering full time jobs with benefits to anyone who buys a house, FOR PENNIES.
Not a NEET but somebody has to be home with the baby
>>712505796
yeah, that's what the south thought about the north too. we know how that turned out. red states are the ones who cant cope with changing economies, they still think maufacturing, mining, and agriculture are viable ways to earn a living when automation, depletion, and factory farming have made human workers obsolete. they refuse to modernize until it's too late, and blame civilizations advancement for their poor planning. globalization is inevitable, the fact that you're post is seen internationally proves that, the Internet is not going away, human communication and finite land area will only bring us closer to eachother and technology will make labors obsolete. you can try to fight it and waste time and resources or you can evolve and navigate your way through progress.
>>712513696
hah. restaurant owner here, if I drug tested I wouldn't have a crew. Even my uneducated former drug addict ass has enough motivation to take home well over $150,000 a year and climbing anually. Thank you drug addicts and basement dwellers for accepting minimum wage so I can live a very comfortable life
>>712516592
You've got some stuff right there, friend, but your narrative is all wrong. The south has been the north's hinterland since the colonial period, development was never in its destiny. However, the current dynamics and their history are a bit different. The jobs that have left and have been leaving the south have been doing so for the same reasons similar manufacturing jobs have left the heartlands of the north: globalization, deindustrialization, mechanization, and the root cause of these forces, the ascendancy of the neoliberal ideology.
Interestingly enough, now that the south is such a poor and capital starved wasteland manufacturing and resource extraction have been returning, albeit in a slow and piecemeal fashion. The south has become such a miserable region it can compete with the Bangladesh's of the world for such work.
>>712516733
Quite the class warrior arent we?
>>712516733
so umm, are you hiring?
>>712517219
no jews, blacks, or irish
I have two jobs and am in college. feels stressful man
>>712514057
I never get so fucked up that I'm out of it. I'm a machinist and know very well the sort of bad shit that can go wrong. The thing is, if I smoked a joint and tried to work I'd be fucking useless. I can do speed or some oxy and handle it just fine. I've seen a lot of old timers who pretty much drink constantly and manage to be productive and not get hurt/killed, or hurt/kill anyone else. I really don't see how though. I don't know how they get away with it either, because you can usually smell it on them from five feet away.
i got my first job at 29.
i was a neet for 11-12 years after high school.
>>712517666
chekt
Also for a majority of human history a majority of mankind has been pissed up out of their gourds on the job, whether they worked in a workshop or a farm field. If you were some shit-kicking farmer living about 400 years ago you'd wake up as the sun rose, eat 3000 calories for breakfast and pound a liter or 2 of rum and then do hard fucking labor until the sun went down. A miserable existence to be sure, but a viable one.
>>712517319
>white
>female
>basement dweller
>>712502903
since my dad died and left me over $100,000. So 10 years.
>>712502903
I'm 23 and ive been a NEET most of my life. used to work a bunch but smashed by skull on a factory floor and had to recover for a while. like two years. but I'm ready to go back to work now
>>712516251
shoulda got that abortion
>>712510685
As a wage slave making $45k/yr I really hope for this too, but I don't think UBI is likely to happen any time soon. I want nothing more than to spend time with the girl I love, not stressing out every morning before work and every night before bed about my job.
>>712515230
So do wealthy people, and much of the upper middle class. I feel less resentment towards people on welfare than them. I feel sorry for people on welfare actually. I've been unemployed, and had to scrape to get by before. That sort of life really fucking sucks.
Hell I was born with cerebral palsy (luckily a very mild, not very noticeable case) and could probably use that to get disability and shit. I don't want that though. I want to work and be productive, because otherwise I'd just be sitting around waiting to die. I'm also very appreciative of the fact that I am able to live a normalish life. I could have ended up stuck in a wheelchair, and unable to do much other than exist in misery. I've seen plenty of other people who were born with this that weren't so lucky.
>>712510909
if you dont like it leave the country
>>712511543
Stfu normie fag
>>712517666
well if you're going to do any sort of drug on the job you need to understand that even if you are production and are very aware/cautious to not make any fuckups, that you could still be caught by an employer and have it on record that you were fired for drug use on the job, which will most-likely fuck with you getting jobs in the future
>>712502903
It's been nearly 8 comfy years now, living off disability bux, enough for a basic yet decent life.
>>712518599
lol i can admit i am a newfag but what makes you think im a normie?
>>712518980
the fact you use the dank meme, REEEEE only normie fags use that. You scream normal fag
>>712518936
was thinking of chopping off a leg to claim disability, what do you think?
>>712519472
I dunno, sounds awfully painful. I get my neet bux for being legit fucked up in the head, works fine for me.. But I guess something like that is hard to fake. I would rather work than chop off my own leg.. hell if I could work I would, it's pretty boring, comfy but really boring..
>>712519169
> Grand wizard creates dank meme
> normal fags over use dank meme
> neet uses appropriate placed dank meme
>neet is accused of being normal fag
welp whatever im a chick so my retardation is expectable
>>712520187
whats your disability?
>>712518631
Luckily I work in the family shop, and I'm one of the most reliable people my uncle has, so I don't have to worry there. The way this profession is right now--way more demand for help than people willing to do it--most shops are just happy to find people who are reliable and experienced. I mean a lot of shops are willing to hire nearly anyone off the streets and train them from scratch. That's how desperate they are for help.
>>712520947
schizophrenia
Past couple years cause a DUI fucked my shit up but i start my new job on wed. Feels good
Because I'm a colllege freshmen, going to school from 10 am to 7 pm, five days a week to get both my gen eds, and other classes done.
>>712521260
Then you arent a NEET
Working 55+ hours a week and living with mom until February so I can save a few thousand dollars. feelsgoodman
NEET is just a couple of convenient words to throw hate. I can do that too!
FAG: Fat Angst filled Gaylord
>>712513722
hello me
>>712521749
that would be FAfG
>>712523000
Not in Education, Employment, or Training
NiEEoT
>dur
>>712511127
>made in usa
our german ones look much better
>>712524354
and 10x the price
Since the end of December (so about 11 months). Bad time to have graduated in petroleum engineering.
>>712521061
to who are we taliing right now?
