YLYL
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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YLYL
Hamsters live in the wild.
>>712502521
Your thinking of ferrets /b/ro
you either die a hero or live long enough to believe there are more than 2 genders
>>712502613
No. Hamsters live in the wild. So do mice. So do rats. So do rabbits.
i want a wild ham
>>712502730
>rabbits
rabbits are fantasy creatures, you saw too many cartoons
>>712502422
Lmfaoooooo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pdPHC6yAKU
>>712502865
Well then apparently i hit 3 fantasy creatures with my car last year.
>>712502874
>Asks for her opinion
>No one cares about your opinion bitch
>>712502865
Wait, hold up! You tryna tell me Bugs aint real?!
>>712502936
probably just kids, they are really easy to hit by accident
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDahfjeSXu0
>>712503237
wtf is the baby eating
>>712503407
shes drinking marijuanas son
>>712503407
>>712503595
>marijuanas
it's what they feed babbies in the usa
>>712503407
Its drinking Mate, its a drink from South America, mostly Argentina & Uruguay
>>712503654
in fact its mate, just a really shitty drikn from argentina
>>712503854
back to 9gag faggot
>>712503943
No you. It was saved from here abot 2 days ago
>>712503941
what if I've already had many girlfriends and am not a virgin?????????
>>712504116
ur kill
>>712503941
reply
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNNxOjekGuI
>>712504116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dzmb4O67o8
>>712503237
HAHAHA FAGET
>>712503134
Its boggs you retard boggs bunny and shes not a rabbit she's a bunny.
seems this thread is kill
bye :(
>>712503743
Fuck off spic
>>712504634
Spic off fuck
>>712504444
Quads and I lost.
>>712504723
OFF suck fick
>>712504444
Those digits tho
>>712502936
Kek.
>>712503941
penus
>>712504780
Fick uck spoff
>>712504881
Damn, that grin/smile afterwards, she fucking likes it, awesome.
Gay faggot here, though.
>>712502553
If you had to sleep with one girl from thus picture who would it be
>>712504935
Si senor
You build our wall for no pesos and thank us for the opportunity
>>712502422
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM9IyRua6VE
>>712503999
So why the 9gag watermark tripnigger?
>>712504906
How's that funny?
>>712502553
i love these
>>712503941
ok these are getting out of hand, usally i dont reply to these but fuck this was just too funny.
May I save it?
>>712504944
Ugh, is this from the the early 90's aka dark days of the internet?
This is so fucking bad I think I'm going to throw up.
Fuck you and fucking kill yourself.
>>712505021
pero is hot senor, my hair make my head hot
>>712505014
mary
>>712505141
having bazinga memes and 9gag now is soooo much better!!! XD
>>712505014
I would put Mary's pussy on life support.
>>712503941
Damn got me
>>712503854
way too many women in that image
>>712503941
thanks anon
>>712503237
that's an important video
>>712502720
>37 Genders were added to Tinder
>Male
>Female
>Man trying to be a female
>Female trying to be a man
>Asexual man who used to be a woman now identifies as an anime ladyboy that's gay and is only sexually interested in lesbian flying Squirrels from Kentucky of they have a drivers license, are vegan, despise porn, have an arts degree and protest when they don't get their own way kin
>>712503941
but i already had
>>712503854
why are they touching the screen. will lie sleepless tonight thinking of all the fingerprints.
>>712503237
>Drink Pesto
>Get hit by the besto
>>712503941
Replying.
>>712504116
confirmed kissless virgin
>>712503941
fuck
>>712505094
Because he supported Obamacare which led to him losing his insurance and he'll die because he can't get healthcare.
>>712503941
ffs
>>712502422
welp, lost OPs image right away
that's a first
>>712503941
Noice
>>712503941
kek'd
>>712503941
just to make sure
>>712504261
>HAHAHA FAGET
>FAGET
Wow.
Somebody needs to get back on the short bus and return to school.
>>712502422
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjuD6lZUU2A
>>712504842
Tho this one is hilariously dumb i still prefer it to the version when the girls teeth fall out
>>712505421
> tfw the REAL fucking american president replied to your shitpost
wew
>>712506647
How can you Trumpulates win and still manage to be butthurt about it?
>>712505453
>Her chest edges are super difficult
this shit gets me everytime
>>712503941
I'm replying daddy
>>712503941
fk of m9
>>712506778
When will social media stop crying and throwing temper tantrums because their lying and incredibly corrupt candidate LOST the election?
>>712503654
Not USA
Kill yourself troll
>>712502521
No they don't, and neither do cats, dogs, horses, cows, pigs, sheep, goats and any other domesticated animal. Once domesticated they immediately and irreversibly disappear from the wilderness, everyone knows that.
>>712506728
This pic always makes me angry
>>712502422
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjuD6lZUU2A
>>712505941
hes actually a European. Just popped into the hospital, fixed him up, no money paid
>>712506920
Like Trump isn't a liar. You're right about the whinging social media cunts, I agree, but lets face it, Trumpites were doing that for fucking months before the election. Butthurt then, butthurt now. You won, enjoy it, cheer the fuck up!
>>712503941
Just in case my long distance trap gf breaks up with me
>>712504842
I was thinking: the hair, the hair, the HAIR, THE HAIR, THE FUCKING HAIIIIR!
>>712506955
You forgot goldfish, chickens, ducks, gerbils, sneks, giraffes, niggers, and bicycles
>>712507061
Long distance trap gf? I've never been more jealous of another human being
>>712504906
That's his lung you pleb
>>712506958
Why?
>>712504906
How it is even possible to stay alive like this ? damn.
>>712502553
One Eye'd Jim caught me off guard
>>712506939
>Being an obese merican
You're more likely to kill yourself sir
>>712507512
Because on the off chance it's not a shop, this guy was too lazy to figure out how to delete those browser add-ons. Like after the second or third you'd think he would solve the problem but nah he just learned to live with it as the slowly accumulated more and more over time. He has to scroll down a full page every time he opens up a browser. Fuck that shit has to run so slow constantly and still he hasn't put the effort into figuring out how to remove them. The only redeeming thing is the juggling monkey. Or it's all just a shop to make people like me rage
>>712506728
Cyber police? Looks like he knows his way around a back trace
>>712507790
Isn't it confirmed shop tho?
>>712503941
You faggot
>>712507790
You cannot be fucking serious and think even remotely that this ain't shopped.
>>712507040
please stop crying :(
>>712503941
Pls no
>>712507512
This fucking screen
>>712503941
thos beans
Requesting that hilarious Facebook post where the guy posts a funny banana taking its peel off like it's undressing!!!!!
Fucking bumping until someone posts that shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAyXV4NqJdQ d
>>712506728
It's funny, but a shoop
>>712507673
lost on this dumb shit
>>712507940
Das a nice pupper mayne.
>>712503941
god dammit
>>712507928
>>712507940
Didn't I start and end my rant saying it's probably a shop? Still makes me angry
>>712507957
Not USA, I find the whole thing hilarious. I was hoping he'd win for the comedy. I was just wondering why you act like you lost when you won. WON. Go out and celebrate son, you fucking won!
>>712503237
That's the most Argentine thing I've seen all day.
OC
>>712503237
>Drink salsa Verde
>Get hit in the face all day
>>712507112
No one gives a shit about what you were thinking fucking faggot
>>712503941
damn, 10/10
>>712508428
Dammit. Lost.
Prepare to lose, faggots.
>>712508170
So what? I'm not saying it's probably fake, I said wasn't it confirmed fake, cunt
>>712508504
Hey come on there friendo. We must respect each others thoughts and opinions. We should respect each other. Friendship and love for everyone.
>>712507999
You're an idiot
>>712504444
PRAISE KEK
>>712503941
ISLAM
>>71250876
k
>>712503237
lost
>>712503941
neat i wont die a virgin now
>>712503941
pmjpdjq
>>712508608
Nigger, cuck, faggot, kike, cunt
>>712504444
Lost to quads
>>712508428
Underrated.
>>712507061
did you meet yours on steam too?
>>712502521
>>712502730
not in north america they don't, and they wont know how to survive if they've lived in cage all their life. Nemo became dog/cat food on 10/8/11
>>712508434
hey sis
good day for a Canadian Ice
oc
>>712503941
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>712509457
Heeb, beaner, chink, queer, slope
>>712505453
fuck off you tryhard faggot
>>712509903
>pg
reply
>>712508060
here you go lori :^)
>>712510016
Tryhard? You think I'm trying? Are you trying? is that why it's taking you ten fucking minutes between inane replies, because you're really trying very hard. Trump's America in action. LOL
>>712509903
you cock sucker
>>712504881
I'm in love. Any more?
>>712510080
>>712509858
>>712508434
Are you Ready?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gwgqaalP-8&sns=fb
>>712503941
asdf
>>712510260
Can I.......save it? :3
>>712504984
you mean this literally? How do you not like women though? what do you look forward to in life?
https://www.instagram.com/dallas_texas_needs_help/
>>712509858
Did you just misgender me????!!!!!
For real tho, im a guy dude
>>712510269
i'm not talking about your political opinions i'm talking about your worthless screencap
>>712505410
elvis clearly got those dick suckin lips..
>>712507625
The human body is both a work of wonders capable of amazing resiliency as well as an overcomplicated fragile piece of shit
>>712507410
>rascist
OOH WEE BILLY BOB, YOU SHORE DID STICK IT TO THEM FANCY PANTS CITY FOLKS
>>712510334
I love my stepdaughter
>>712510334
>>712510080
>>712509858
>>712510269
this doesn't make sense.
>>712502789
I really, really, really like this image.
kek
>>712503941
Faggot
>>712510401
What screencap? I haven't used any screencaps. Link me bro.
>>712510371
Fuck off, as if anyone cares about gays around here.
>>712503941
kek
>>712508732
wait...what????
>>712510391
Girlly hands and hair, who could know
>>712510440
It does but you're too fucking dumb to understand it.
>>712510444
Thanks Mr. Trips. Let me just check those for you.
>>712510444
checked
>>712510489
are you serious
>>712505453
>>712503941
>>712505085
Because someone posted it to 9gag and a water mark was added. Are you really this fucking stupid?
>>712506647
>because every succesful immigrant came here legally
>because theyre coming here illegally to purposely ruin lives and not escape a drug filled, cartel owmed government
>because its JUST that easy to get papers
>>712510260
Thanks lori
>>712510707
Not me bub.
>>712504138
Washing your hands doesn't help much bro. You'd better use some hand sanitizer as well. Better safe than sowwy.
>>712503941
Clever
>>712510565
so somebody didn't like your screencap. there is no need to cock off at anyone regarding your sexual tension and revealing your political identity, now that you have lashed out twice at downvotes.
ylyl.
>>712510777
Forgot cap. This one was me though.
>>712510918
Downvotes? This is not 9gag son. Butthurt Trump supporter detected.
>>712503941
fuck
>>712509903
Ree
>>712505421
>on mac
>don't know how to save a image
>use phone
you did good little guy! im glad you were able to figure a way to save it and not have to describe it to us.
>>712510506
dog i just wanted him to tell me what he looks forward to in life. hemmeroids apparently
>>712503941
i dont wanna die a virgin
>>712507130
A wild nigger appears
>>712511109
It's not his OC dumbass
>>712509903
fuck off
>>712511006
how are Trump supporters butthurt?
you got that one backwards.
>>712503941
kys
>>712503941
Reply
>>712511219
That was my point originally before fucknuts got upset and started crying about downvotes or whatever. You should follow more carefully.
>>712509903
sakkadikk
>>712505141
Dude this joke is way older than the internet
>>712503941
I am the 99%
>>712509903
Booooo
>>712505129
Save it, it's all yours my friend.
>>712511191
oh really no way I couldnt tell durudururu
>>712510371
more dick
>>712506778
You lost, get over it
>>712511549
iss that next to the otherworldy beings? I think I was there when this guy took that screenshot.. and it was a long time ago..
>>712511526
are you that anon or are you speaking for him?
>>712510602
is this real?
>>712506569
>thinking that he actually writes his own tweets
>>712508732
y wood u
>>712511583
As I said earlier - if you can read - I'm not in the US and I wanted Trump to win for the luls. So thanks.
>>712510759
this
BANANA?
>>712509997
Wait, slope?
Since when is slope a vulgar name?
What the fuck, you fucking angle. You fucking fucked up rise. Stupid fucking rate-of-descent.
>>712503941
But why
Legitimately found this yesterday while browsing YouTube
>>712502613
This is old and bait, but no, domestic ferrets do not survive for long in the wild
>>712505014
>confused pete
he would forget that you just did a 360 and walked away cause he has the Alzheimers
>>712511841
don't forget the inclines and escalators.
>>712511841
Yeah it was even on Southpark, that's where I remembered it from
>>712511880
that's spiderman pic you meme stealing motherfucker
>>712511898
>what is mo cap
>>712502553
>>712511841
Slope is a British slur for Asians. Jeremy Clarkson got in trouble for making a joke using said slur on a Top Gear episode. Part of the reason he got fired, but it was mainly punching a crew member that did it
>>712505014
beaker, i always wanted to fuck a downy for some reason.
>>712504444
was the family ok tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAyXV4NqJdQ w
>>712511898
Oh silly anon,
FTFY
>>712509903
nuuuu
>>712512159
Don't know why it replied to the downy yearbook post
GIVE ME THOSE BANANAS
>>712508596
Trump's got every right to be confused.
Who the fuck watches pelicans?
shoul've bought a pass
no
>>712512295
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS RUIN EVERYTHING YOU GIGANTIC FAGGOT
>>712512317
>>712512298
>>712512281
There he is again. Feeling happy you fat cunt?
>>712512295
kek, looks like that combo, got trumped.
>>712503941
Fuck
>>712512392
im never feeling happy, mate
>>712504906
did he died?
>>712512380
Your own fault fat cunt. Just end yourself
>>712512459
Then stop this bananaCancer and get yourself a life
>>712503941
Please don't let me die a virgin
>>712504842
I hope you have hats.
Kek
>>712512594
Nice thumbnail faggots
>>712512637
Damn. Off by 4
>>712511855
That was good
>>712512544
nice dubs faggot.
would be too difficult to find a rope strong enough dude.
>>712510404
"You can do what you want
but I just want to blow some dudes."
the name's checkem. dubs checkem.
>>712510602
God I wish that was real.
>>712503743
>what is the baby eating?
>he's in Argentina
Fuck you that's not the right response
>>712503941
wow
>>712503237
might wanna test that thickshake for roids, cause that kids reflexes in goal are super-human.
>>712505726
saved
>>712508239
is...is the other side a buttplug?
>>712513010
milkdude
>>712503941
thinkn about those beans
>>712508428
lost lol
>>712512963
>>712512684
>>712512637
Let me show you how it's done
Praise KEK
>>712513381
you tried anon
>>712508144
ITS LIKE THE HYDRA
>>712510001
What's the joke? Cannot make up my mind. What's more funny? The fact that the Female Libertarian is out of stock. Plus the costume is cheap af. Or the fact that the Doc Brown from Back to the Future custome is labeled as "The Better Future" Bernie Sanders?
Whats your opinion bros?
