Rate me /b/, Also face rate thread
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Rate me /b/, Also face rate thread
your face has a good bone structure but your hair could use some improvement
>>712490276
Yeah my hair is quite an issue, I'm really not sure what to do with it though... If I try to brush it it just flips the fuck out, You think it would look better if I cut it?
You look like you could be a relative of elliot rogers
>>712491017
That's interesting xd
>>712491017
you're too hot for /b/, get out
>>712491898
I find that offensive ill have u know
>>712490119
0/10 how dare you show up on this board
Elliot Rogers/10
>>712492027
Your first picture you looked fucking depressed like you were about to neck yourself. This pic is pretty good tho. You like like "Hayy guys"
You look like you're depressed and no one loves you, to the point where you're gonna shoot every girl you know
>>712492206
Why just every girl? That's quite sexist of you...
>>712491898
makeup shill harder retard
Heyy /b/
>>712492027
Not to bad, but there's a disturbing lack of tits and timestamp
>>712492372
8/10
>>712492027
i'd break my dick in you
>>712490399
Ever tried straightening it? You might look less like a jew then
me in different haircuts. which one's the best?
>>712490119
Hey that's pretty good
>>712492508
>>712492496
I've tried it once before but I would have to do it every 1-2 days to maintain it, I guess I'll give it a go though
>>712490119
such a gentleman.
Picture was taken after 4 rounds of strikeouts with hash oil and shitty Evan Williams whiskey. Judge me fuckers.
>>712492508
All of you in long hair looks bad. The short haired one where you are smoking looks about 8-9/10
>>712492544
>>712492508
Either top or bottom on the right 10/10
>>712492508
I can't tell, you have that "I'm a failure in life" vibe to each style
>>712492508
Short hair top right is best
>>712492624
Post up faggot
>>712490119
>>712492115
Honestly my face 95% of the time is like the first one. Everyone tells me i have a massive bitch face
>>712492569
very very nice..
Lemme see DAT dick bruh.
>>712492356
>implying i need makeup
Lol
>>712492722
Checked
Also love it when a girl has resting bitch face idk why tho
>>712490119
are you cuban or south american
>>712492384
I dont expose tits. I would do a timestamp but its late and bf is currently sleeping and cuddling me
Also its dark as fuck
>>712492777
You look 100x better without makeup
>>712492569
>>712492724
x2 pull it out
>>712492715
I would but I have friends on here who would call me a faggot. Instead of you calling me a faggot. So either way I'm a faggot
>>712492508
Depends if you want a job or pussy . Short looks nice either way
>>712492777
Trips requires tits + timestamp or gtfo
>>712492777
Never wear makeup again
>>712490119
Virgin
>>712492820
No I'm from the UK actually but a lot of people say I look foreign... Bit weird really.
>>712492569
Handsome i like face hair
>>712492897
Guess it's time for a dick pic then eh?
>>712492871
fuck it, here ya go anon.
>>712492851
Yea i hear that alot but then again im not really wearing makeup for other people. I wear it because its fun and i like the way it looks
>>712492777
i want to share my genetics with you
You look decent man
>>712492985
thanks bb, just trimmed the fucker it was 4 inches long and obstructing my entire face. I feel a lot better about trimming now. <3
>>712493100
Not the only thing 4 inches long is it
Ha goteeem!!!
>>712493023
damn bro. Don't suppose we could have an upper body pic as well..?
>>712493023
Ayyy thicc I'm jelly
>>712493150
*Budump pstttt*
>>712493084
Also not the first time i heard that.
Honestly i always did think that id make a cute baby but theyre fucking gross and cant do shit for themselves. Im happier with my puppy
>>712493023
>>712493150
Only works when he didn't prove that wrong a couple posts up
>>712490119
I cannot tell if you are male or female. My guess is low test af male.
>>712491017
>>712492027
You would be more attractive if you didn't paint your eyebrows on at weird angles, along with painting your entire face. Still a solid 7.5/10 though.
>>712492372
shit pic looks like a 7. you should go to the gym cause I know that kind of body looks less attractive with clothes off. still cute af though.
>>712492508
shitskin numale. you would look a lot better if you could grow a proper beard and didn't have the body of a 13 yo girl. hit the gym and go from a 7 to an 8 son.
On a side note you come off as a pretentious faggot. I would laugh in your face if I saw you. Must be cali.
>>712492569
solid 8 nohomo.
>>712492716
keks
>>712492777
eyebrows still drawn on but trips are recognized. great complexion still a 7.5
>>712493212
Sounds like a dumb bitch to me,yo.
i have a big nose but thats ok!
>>712493038
>>712493253
I take that back solid 8
>>712493268
punchable face/14
>>712492508
ahhhhhhhhhhh so cute in every hairstyle except the first.
>>712493268
im scream
>>712493253
Well i dont have eyebrows and id like to look normal so i dont really consider that fact that i gave myself eyebrows is really considered "makeup" at that point lol
>inb4 why did you shave them?
I dont shave them. I have alopecia
>>712493357
Youre gay
>>712493266
Im dumb because i think babies are gross?
>>712493164
here ya go.
>>712493449
Fuck 9/10
>>712493428
For you, m'lady *tips fedora*
>>712493253
>>712493313
just to clarify 5 is AVERAGE. a 6, 60% of of the population will fuck on a whim. a 7 80% of the population would fuck on a whim and you are considered attractive. and 8 95% would do and the lower half would do and give their left nut to. a 9 everyone agrees is timeless beauty and most people would break their dick off in and not even miss it. 10s are totally subjective. I got a thing for ravens and latinas, prolly from past experience.
>>712493523
and thus the only female willing to show her face on /b/ might leave. why even do this?
i'm a crackhead
>>712493523
Seen it....seeing a puppy being killed doesnt really trigger me...hell you could throw me a piece of cooked meat and say it was from a puppy and id probably be excited to try it.
You forget where you are lad.
>>712493394
>I dont shave them. I have alopecia
well that sucks. I stand by a solid 8 then. I got a thing against makeup it is like false advertising to me but I try to be objective. my girl doesn't wear any and it just makes her more attractive to me.
>>712493642
Kek, dont be a pleb .
R8 me fam
>>712493652
Less crack is usually better in the long run remember that anon
>>712493664
Shes so awesome !
>>712493642
If you really think id leave because of that then youre a tard.
If anything the only thing that triggered me was your assumption.
You think i come here just to post my face and leave?
Im here for the gore dude
>>712493759
better than what?
>>712493664
Timestamp or gtfo. We've entertained your bullshit long enough.
>>712493394
10/10 eyebrows for fake honestly. Sure you've heard it but stood out to me
>>712493500
am I a pretty girl!??
>>712493253
thanks bb, stoned long hair 8/10 guy here.
<3
>>712490119
A supreme gentleman
>>712490119
rate my eyes, too ugly to show full face lol
>>712490119
>>712492544
build that wall #MAGA
>>712493807
Damn I'm questioning life now fam boutta get back on the pipe again
>>712493701
I go without makeup a lot actually but i always wear eyebroes so i dont look like a freak in public but other than that i dont wear anything else...maybe some color correcting primer to ensure my skin tone looks even but thats about it...i just do makeup for the weekends sometimes.
I just love makeup though...its like the same feeling an artist has.
Its so calming to turn yourself into living art...i do t really use makeup as a cover and its not like i advertise it as natural...its just hella fun
>>712493916
3/10 post full face sissy fag
>>712493449
>Dat bulge
>Dat hair
>Dat perfect amount of muscle tone
>Dat neat short beard
Just fuck me please
9.7/10 highest rating I've given in one of these threads, you're welcome.
>>712493943
Cant grow facial hair/10, give up dude. You'd make a fine trap
>>712494021
You'd make a fine deportee
>>712493883
>>712493500
>>712493253
9/10 don't make me say it again
>>712493857
Well thanks. Honestly i feel like a cant make realistic eyebrows all that well and just do my best.
Though im considering microblading...its so tedious to draw them everyday
>>712494015
lmao either
you are samefag or have shitty ass standards lol or hopefully youre being sarcastic
>Dat hair
kkkk looks shit
>Dat perfect amount of muscle tone
looks like a fatty teen going to puberty
>Dat neat short beard
look like pubes
>>712494054
Shut up and get those implants faggot, my body is ready.
>>712492596
thanks for all these responses about my haircut.
>>712494153
Fuck you look pathetic, kys.
>>712492569
>>712493023
>>712493449
Fuck you bro.
No one should look like this
how are normal people expected to compete with guys like you???
Fuck this cruel world. I hope you're happy with yourself.
>>712494121
>When you're trying to act straight around your friends so they don't think you're weird
>>712494004
im a girl
this pic look bad quality, but id say im at least a 4 :(
>>712494137
get over it, we won, you lost
now get the fuck out of my country
>>712494267
>>712494004
forgot pic lol
How do I fare?
>>712494121
kek
someone's a little salty ;)
don't bash on sexy Aryan man because you're feeling insecure. Not attractive friend. :-)
>>712494267
Most I can do is 5/10 i can only see half your face
>>712494296
9/10 when did b get so hot goddamn
>>712494296
You look really good, Much better with whole face compared to just eyes
>>712494273
You sound a bit salty sir, clearly you are triggered,yes?
>>712494215
I'm sorry? Should I just dip myself in battery acid??
>>712494296
I think your ready to gag on this
>>712494209
>>712494438
That's an interesting face you just posted in a "face rate thread"
Cut that fucking hair asshole
>>712494108
They look 10x better than most brows I see, I wouldn't even notice they were drawn only on first glance. Very good shaping, I think they look best in
>>712493038
The tedious work pays off lol
>>712491017
>>712492027
how big is your dick?
>>712494301
Pretty handsome tbh
>>712494619
About 3.50
>>712493268
stereotypical scene kid
>>712494693
"MOM ITS NOT A PHASE"
Rate me fam
>>712494394
If it'll get those clothes off you faster
>>712494301
Holy shit you are sexy. Post more plz?
>>712494296
Y is bad quality, new pic no?
>>712494757
Wtf were you going for? Comb your hair you savage.
>>712493268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzllNSKItYw
>>712494715
Touché
that could be tricky though.
>>712494757
school shooter starter pack
>>712494594
Well thank you. Its good to know my time isnt being wasted by drawing some shitty phoney brows lol
>>712494619
Well technically i guess we can call it like less than half an inch? Is that how big a normal clit is? Lol i dont know
>>712494815
is this better?
>>712494802
bad quality pic with telephone
pic of the eyes mine with photocamera
>>712492569
>>712493449
could I interest you in some chloroform, friend?
rate me /b/oys.
I like dicks
>>712494938
> implying there aren't actual trap threads on b.
>>712494969
i thought it was normal for girls to like dicks?
>>712494926
don't threaten me with a good time
>>712494802
>>712494296
>>712494364
>>712494364
thank you make me feel good )))
>>712490119
rohan is that you?
>>712494969
are you trap or female?
>>712494877
Leonardo's rejected chromosomes/10 . Your dad or whatever looks real proud of you anon.
>>712494849
>Comes to /b/
>Doesn't measure clit first
Idk how you're passing them captchas
>>712492716
You look like a supreme gentleman
>>712494949
I want to marry you and that sexy blonde man bun
>>712494877
is this guy
>>712494296
this girl?
>>712495017
>>712495108
No, I'm a guy
>>712495017
>>712495108
Jeez you guys really suck at telling chicks and dudes apart...its clearly a dude..cmon
i'm sad
>>712495106
I'm not sure what that means xD
>>712492508
got these kind of eyes; lots of colours. i feel like i am cameleon.
okay soooo whats up /b/ lol
>>712495095
Very good looking! Better with each new picture haha
>>712490119
Bet hairs on his butt crack are not fully grown yet. Wish he would bend over and show us his butthole. No homo.
>>712495243
You look alright in this picture besides the hat
>>712495176
yes im girl)))
дурачок
>>712495162
Haha! Thanks :D
>>712495352
thanks
>>712494969
Would pound/10
No homo
>>712495350
Nah it's like a forest down there bud.
>>712492777
you mean you have filters that do it anyways
>>712495388
Fuck dude, how does it feel to suck that bad ? That tooth makes me want to yank it out.
rate
>>712495467
Sexy serial killer
>>712495388
Oof, keep that bear trap shut
Rate
What does it mean if people have skipped over your pic? Does that mean your average?
>>712495361
9/10, is funny you didn't want to post face pic at first, face is beautiful
>>712495361
timestamp then
>>712495599
Not enough dick in pic, and probably yes
>>712490119
trap/10
>>712491017
7/10
>>712492569
jon snow/10
>>712495320
Pretty good looking, lol I always use 7 seconds on snap too
Soooo timestamp tits or gtfo doesnt apply to grills anymore? /b/ fucking up.
>>712495779
thanks lol wish i knew who was giving me this complimemt
>>712495573
you look like the grudge possessed your body
im going to rate everyone who.didnt get rated
>>712495388
I wanna have a beer with you, pretty cool guy yes?
r8
>>712495403
No. I dont need filters. Sorry to burst your bubble...i know its hard to accept someone can have nice skin and features unlike yourself...its okay
>>712496031
front because im a faggot
>>712496016
you mean it?
>>712495924
I'll take that, nice one.
>>712496036
im im this thread and my skins pretty clean
>>712496123
Sure it is
>>712496117
no your good though man but its spooky
>>712496036
Tbh youre not that good looking gg m8
>>712496074
Yes, oh i say i think less hat is better, hair is good more than hat
>>712496185
Probably the lighting, I'm not like that all the time, honest.
>>712496194
Good luck convincing me otherwise m8 lol
>>712492716
kys
oh wait
>>712496174
My skin is flawless, there isn't anything wrong with my skin, infact I have even been told I have the best skin around.
>>712496287
Sure ya have bro
>>712495757
terrible picture but u prob like 8.5/10
and saying that guy looks like jon snow is literally retarded
>>712496227
True lighting is spooky af, but look great m8
>>712496351
I was going for sonic the hedgehog..
>>712496821
Could I see more of your hot cock plz
>>712496982
I think I only have that one pic right now. New phone. Sorry good Buddy.
Makeup for halloween
>>712497212
thanks Mr skeleton
>>712490119
Come on Boy Tsurai toki Hodo
Come on Boy Waraou ze
Sousa Yuuki ga Sugu modoru
Otoko da monna Wakasa da monna
Kokoro no Honoo ga mabushii monna
Furimukeba Tiisana Kinou
Me wo agereba Mugen no Ashita
Jaspion Ookina Aku hodo
Jaspion Fusoku wa nai ze
Ore ga Ore ga Ore ga Seigi da Jaspion
All the narcisisstic girls who come out of the woodwork for a rate me thread kek
None of you so far have been above a 6
>>712497270
Idk what that means
>>712496069
Hello aryan brah. 5/5
regards: >>712494949
>>712497571
For some bizarre retarded reason, you do remind me of jaspion.
It's probably the hair and eyebrows.
Sadly I no longer have the curly blond hair I had when I was 5.
>>712497645
>jaspion
Ahh okay haha
I should really get some sleep
Roast me worse than them Jews back in 1941
>>712497809
ol computer monitor lookin ass ol bottion of lotion face ass ol i hate jews head ass
get yo speaker lookin ass out this bitch aint nobody want yo acne cleaner lookin ass on this site
>>712498093
I can't stop laughing.
>>712498156
nigga look like a water bottle cap fr dog
ol coke can lookin ass face
reeces peanut butter cup lookin ass nigga
look like he need his iphone charged
look like darth vader head ass boii
on yo ass nigga
>>712498226
Keep going laddie
I dont even look legal but fuck it
>>712498514
Legal? Butt fuck? Okay
>>712498514
ol napkin lookin ass hoe
dell $14 mouse lookin ass bitch
gobbstopper lookin ass
dried up come eatin ass bitch
styrofoam cup lookin ass bitch
but also 7.5/10
>>712498514
i didn't suppose i would ever see this kind of girl on b.
>>712498514
>no tits
6.5/10
>>712495095
wow you actually look really pretty
>>712498633
but still need timestamp
>>712491017
u look like ur eyebrows arent real
>>712497681
4/10
>>712497681
which gender are you?
>>712497798
Posted that one a few times, here's a newer pic
>>712497809
Shave the Mexi stash, get some fucking proactive, get your eyebrows done and either do your hair decently or cut it sorter.
4/10
>>712498871
Honest review, 8/10
R8 me and my cat
Rate
>>712499045
Thot/10
>>712499045
Thot/10
>>712499093
>>712499105
Is that a good thing?
ol' potato fry lookin ass
speaker cord lookin ass boii
plastic bag lookin ass nigga look like a ceiling fan on the lowest setting fr fr
>>712499140
Spoken like a true thot
>>712499169
Whoever said you were funny needs to commit suicide.
>>712497809
Could be better if you shaved your upper lip and between your eyebrows
>>712499140
That hoe over there. So yes
>>712498514
Tits or gtfo.
/b/ is not the /b/ that i used to know
anon these days are as insecured as they are foolish
/b/ is not facebook
exposing your face is not being anon
but a poor soul looking for validation and attention
here's something for you
>>712492716
Looks like he gets lots of pussy especially from those blonde stuck up bitches, probably drives an expensive car too like a BMW and drinks vanilla latte from starbucks
Solid 10/10
>>712499476
>>712498595
>>712498641
At least I'm not obese I guess
>>712499535
>>712499596
Fuck it, bored. Male btw
>>712499644
>>712499897
I really like your face
>>712499915
>>712499897
then post your penis you twat
>>712499930
>>712499947
>>712499968
>>712499980
>>712499897
Moar
>>712499968
timestamp on the whiteboard.
>>712499999
nice quints bro
>>712500088
are you autistic or just plain stupid
Yo
>>712499968
>>712499947
>>712499930
Who is this chick?
Also any more of her?
Poorfags
Rip
>>712500142
both?
>>712500088
>>712498633
>>712496199
>>712495644
>>712495388
>>712495100
>>712494877
>>712494555
>>712493822
>>712493500
>>712493266
>>712493100
>>712492944
>>712492777
>>712492544
>>712490399
nice digits
but >>712499999 takes the cake
>>712493253
Where's your face tho.
>>712500267
He is posting pictures of a girl that was post long time ago
>>712500019
well okay
>>712499999
>>712500226
google it
>>712500402
>>712500429
>>712500442
>>712500172
Too dark
>>712500456
>>712500481
>>712500515
give me validation and attention pl0x
>>712496821
you get more cock pics yet, Mr sexy Aryan man?
>>712499915
>>712499930
>>712499947
>>712499968
you just hijacked the thread
>>712500558
is there more?
>>712500636
That's a hard no, good buddy.
You see I'm at work in a large open garage surrounded by surely middle age straight men. Whipping my cock out under these circumstances would be both hazardous to my health, and my job. Sorry pal.
>>712500629
You look good 8/10
>>712500558
>>712500759
>>712500951
>>712500988
>>712501045
>>712501084
>>712501117
>>712501176
>>712501235
timestamp it
>>712501271
it's not "live"...
>>712501340
well
>>712493352
i wish i knew who's author of this post. so warm
>>712495095
tits or gtfo
>>712494757
Holy shit a qt
>>712490119
got a very feminine face
>>712494757
>>712494757
You look like his son
>>712501888
Yeah that seems to be the consensus about it, Not sure if it's a good thing or bad thing xD
>>712492372
are you fucking 12
>>712495388
you too
>>712492372
P-Peyton?
>>712494471
You must be new around here. You're a little cutie!
rate my cunt of a face b
>>712502107
ayyy lmao
>>712501235
tbh you look like a teenage boy with tits
>>712498514
Timestamp
>>712502016
seems popular these days with girls, people like Justin B and harry styles. both feminine so idk tbh mate
>>712502292
You have nice eyes, face shape and maybe nose too... Can't really tell by the angle
