Secrets thread Post your secrets and confessions, /b/
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Secrets thread
Post your secrets and confessions, /b/
>>712489740
cars mom fongered me in the back of my friend
>>712489740
Juvenile one: Pissed on my neighbors dog though the chainlink fence. Often.
Adult one: Cheated a lot. I've never been married or in a really serious relationship though.
>>712489874
ever get caught cheating?
i like furry porn, not gay but furry
No one knows irl that I hate my life and want to die.
I think my girlfriend of 5 months is cheating on me. I'd say something, but I fear the stress will hurt the baby due next month. I also fear the child may not be mine.
>>712489950
totkek
>>712489740
When I was 8, my 14yr old babysitter taught me how to eat pussy and played with my dick. Every girl I've ever dated has benefited from the lessons I got as a kid.
Also, I fucked my friend's girlfriend, repeatedly. Then they got married, and we stopped fucking, for about 3 months. Then we fucked some more.
I intentionally ran over my neighbours shitty little chihuahua. Pissant dog needed to die.
Cheated on my long term GF within the first year together. Almost cheated on her again after my son was born. Feels shitty. She only knows about one of the girls. There were 4.
>>712489906
Not that I know of. Someone found out after we broke up. I wouldn't be surprised if a few people realized it after we called it quits.
>>712490068
you into older women now? Or 14yos...?
I stole all the pictures off my sisters phone
>>712490320
she have fake boobs?
>>712490366
no they are naturally like that
>>712489950
You have anything reasonable to be suspicious about? Or are you just the paranoid type.
>>712490068
nice. me and my babysitter showered together a lot. she let me touch her pussy but i never gave her oral. when i wasnt old enough to shower alone she always helped wash my dick
>>712490240
Kinda a pedo cause of that. But 6, 16 or 60, I'll fuck em all.
Im fuckbuddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister
>>712491402
Post story.
>>712491447
i put my penis in her vagina
I've cheated on my military husband dozens of times. He's been home for about two months now and he hasn't got a clue. I feel terrible.
>tourrettes
>>712491934
same
>>712491684
in the dark in missionary position without condom
I like to post pictures of my wife, taken when she was younger, on /b/ and hear positive reactions. I even have pictures with fake /b/ filenames so I can post as if I saved them and ask if anyone has any more.
I think my wife was hot younger and I like to hear how she would be regarded by today's youth
i have severe insomnia, it drives me insane, pills wont help, alcohol works sometimes so i'm also an alcoholic and nobody knows it. also, i'm drinking my dogs saliva, it tastes like coconut milk. i wanna let my dog rape me anally.
>be me
>17 yo in hs
> meet girl in abusive relationship
>save her
>date until graduation
>don't flirt with any other chicks
>graduate school move then move out with her to save her from bad home life
>live in first apartment for 2 years, then agree to take custody of her niece to help her family out and be nice
>didn't realize responsibility sucked so much
>missing out on everything a young persons supposed to do
>slowly start to dread future life
>move out into a duplex with her
>up until this point we've argued all the time and I'm all controlled and whipped n shit
> 3 1/2 year mark comes and I realize I want happiness
> bail and break up with her
> hurts bad
>whole world of possibilities opens up
> now happy af living like a young og on my own
>life lesson kids don't stay up in shit you're not truly happy with. It NEVER works out that or you live rest of life unhappy and that's not how it's meant to be lived
> rant over
>
>>712491793
kys
>big secret ^^ wanted pussy
>>712491793
Don't feel terrible. Don't really blame you. Long distance relationships suck. I don't really get how divorces work, but try and get one if you can if there's even the smallest chance you'll get caught. With modern hero worship of the militia I assume you'd be royally fucked legally-wise if you got caught and he used it to divorce you.
>>712492076
she prefers getting fucked from behind, we rarely use a condom, cum in her pretty much every time, shes on bc
>>712491793
Ex-Navy here. LOL... Guess what he was doing while away.
>>712490809
any experience of the younger end of that?
i got my sister pregnant when she was 16.
>be me
> Catfished a med student from my city in snapchat for over 4 months last year
>she ended up sending over 700 nudes/vids in that time
> fell in love (my big mistake)
>could not handle the guilt
>told her the truth, also my real contact info
>she was upset and angry.
>Recieved a text 2 days later
>Hey Anon, all this time and finally talking with the real you.
>keep talking by phone and text a lot, the real me.
>no more sexting or sendind nudes, but she was cool af
>finally met her irl for first time some weeks later at a Med party
> she said she didn't felt what she though she will felt
> stop answering my texts
> short story long, im still obssesed with her
>5 months passed, she has a new boyfriend, I still fap with her nudes. help me /b
>>712490068
You're a terrible friend
>>712492429
You should blame me, I did terrible things
>>712492607
He hasn't done stuff like that.
I fucked my stepsister in the ass in an alley behind the local Walgreens on Christmas Eve.
>>712490068
Poor pupper, rip in peace.
>>712492756
What kind of things?
Honestly he probably has. Guys abroad like that, with no outlet, they don't think twice about cheating. Not that I'd blame him either.
>>712493066
I did it willingly and I kept doing it. I didn't even like the guys, I just wanted the sex. I wanted the lust and appreciation. A couple of times I just went to meet the guy, give him head and go home. And throw up and cry. I'm fucking weird.
>>712493255
Maybe you can come clean.
>>712493319
He would probably kill me.
>>712492639
>>712492639
No sex. Got shit-faced drunk on the regular at my friend's place a few years back (same friend who's wife I was screwing), everyone else went to bed. I was still up playing vidya, their 9-yr old daughter and her friend snuck downstairs to hang out with me. Got em to do some kissing and light petting, took some clothes off. I was unfortunately way too drunk, as I was passing out I remember them giggling and playing with my cock. Couple years later, similar situation, got some nice pics of the daughter and a different friend of hers. No, I'm not posting em.
>>712492749
Yup
Own small company, hired a good friend. Will fire him before christmas because he keeps taking time off for depression. He's a great worker but I can't stand excuses, especially when they're made up. Should I feel bad?
>>712493255
That's kinda hot. You being so desperate for dick you're willing to give reciprocated head to random guys. Feeling terrible about it, but then still needing it so bad that you go out and get on your knees again and again the next time you get the urge.
>>712493474
*unreciprocated
>>712493474
You mean unreciprocated? Anyway yeah at my worst times that was it. He'd just text me "Horny now?" and not even put a little effort into it >_> a few months into that affair I got mad at him for not even saying hi or how are you. And he blocked me. Didn't even respond, but he did read it. Never heard of him since. It's fucking with my head.
I am 26 and gonna marry soon. Still a virgin and will wait for penetranial sex until wedding night. Still have seen each other naked and jerked each other off. No anal wishes, hate that cliche.
>>712493437
No, don't feel bad. Learn the lesson tho. Don't hire friends or family. Never works out. I had to learn it too.
>>712492734
That's what you get for catfishing you faggot. You deserve it.
>Offered sister 10k to abort our child
>she said no
Thinking about aborting the baby myself or sleeping with her sister for revenge. No one but her knows.
>>712489740
im currently in a long distance relationship untill we move in together soon... but im cheating on her with 5 different girls
>>712493569
You're a terrible person. You should just divorce and separate before cheating.
>>712493771
I KNOW. I suck.
>>712492734
you got way better than you deserved. I thought you were going to show up and some dudes beat the fuck out of you.
post the fucking nudes too, mega that shit bro
>>712493569
Fucking with your head. While before he was literally fucking your head. Was this guy more hung than your husband?
I own an image based forum board, recently bought it off of a jew. It's been failing since day 1 and I'm forced to work at Mcdonalds to make ends meet. How do I give the site back without sounding like an asshole?
>>712493754
>>712493754
haha, hope you are the 25 year old dating the 19 year old long distance who was posting yesterday.
I want to die but not enough to commit suicide. (If guns were legal here I probably would) my ex girlfriend took tonnes of pills and I called an ambulance on her, spent last weeks of sixth form visiting her and her telling me she wants to die. The secret is that I want her to die, she's trying to get her life started and has a job, but I put her down subtly. It's not that I hate her, I just want something to happen to break the unending monotony of my life.
>>712493809
A little. Not much. Why?
>>712493840
I'm 67, she's a 17 year old from Thailand.
i lie to people everyday to save my own ass
>>712493860
grow up, dump her, get on with your life.
>>712493806
I thought that too back in the day, but she said i was a good person, besides all that shit i didn't deserve any bad.
>>712493915
well post the nudes ok?
>>712493840
lol i might be xD what did it say? i think it was me
>>712493904
I did dump her, she burns her bridges with everyone though, I'm the only person she stays in contact with, I'm not even sure why
>>712493955
are you the guy or the girl?
>>712493888
nice try troll
>>712493998
blow a steed, ponce
>>712493991
oh yeah, interesting. one of my ex's is like that. I don't even reply to her email/txt any more, but she still sends them as if we are friends/dating still. makes me kind of sad. I miss her, but she just can't get her life together and I had to move on. She can't keep friends because of her mental illness.
>>712493997
im the guy
how do I push on dealing with people , I FUCKING HATE people but they are fucking everywhere
>>712494075
Exactly the same thing with mine, although it's not like she doesn't have friends who are trying to help her, she just distances herself from her. She's also incredibly arrogant at the same time
>>712493882
It's just interesting to me is all. Married women cheating on guys with bigger cocks. Makes me feel like I have a chance with married women because of my big cock.
Met a girl about 4 months back, I like her and it makes me go crazy how much I do care for her. So today she opened up telling me that she wants a boyfriend but that she doesn't believe it will happen soon. So weather or not she is ready I'm going to confess to her how I feel. If it emotionally ruins me I could use it as "fuel" to go about my life for another few years until I can get some new friends. I've grown an unhealthy obsession over weather or not she likes me back so I'm doing it for my own good. I know it will fail horribly but I want it to stop. It's ruining me slowly.
i made a failed attempt to trick everyone into thinking a girl was sitting on my balls in a kik group chat and this black.chick pointed out that the live camera was fake
I'm in the closet, and it is a giant problem. It started in highschool - me and some guy just messing around and smoking weed. I'm old enough that back then weed was a "big deal". I went to college, had my normal life, but I'd go home visit and hook up with my friend. after a while I was hooking up with like.. several guys, mostly older, like well off men. rich guys.
Fast forward a decade. I'm married. Kids. Get into politics. Because of where I'm from, the only way to get ahead is being Republican. I end up taking hard stances on anti-gay positions. It gets me elected. Things get worse and worse. I still fuck some guys on the side, and hate myself for the things I'm saying publicly, but it is what the people want. I'm just a representative.
This last year some really unexpected shit happened... I "lost" one job, and just got a newer, really high profile one. I'm afraid now that I'm under this intense scrutiny my gay life is going to come out in public and embarrass me. It is politics, and people play really nasty.
I also just feel guilty because all these gay people hate me and lecture me and stuff, when I totally get it. It isn't me ok? It is the people I represent.
>>712494101
hehe, girl was saying she didn't really into him anymore, but didn't know how to tell him. That they sort of talked about it, but he was going to move anyway...
>>712493945
she's 34D, guess her ethnicity/age
>>712494189
Take it from me, it probably won't stop. If she rejects you, you HAVE to cut all contact with her there an then. Or make a conscious effort to drift away from her. Otherwise you're doomed to feel that way for a long time.
>>712492250
Cheers anon, I wish you happiness in the future man. I'm sorry that you missed out on much of your golden years.
>>712494295
aw fuck hope its not my gf did she say her name
>>712494165
>>712494165
Does she burn through her friends, jobs, etc? I think mine is BPD - mix of horribly insecure and neurotic arrogance. It is fucking hard to deal with man. We lived together for years, and my new girlfriend thinks I practically have PTSD from it lol.
When we started dating new girl it was like
"oh is this ok" "is it ok if I get gas on the way" all these little things my old GF would freak the fuck out about.
>>712492714
greentext pleze
>>712494166
Haha well I didn't know about his size when I agreed to meet him... but whatever floats your boat, I hope you find what you want
>>712494304
19 for sure...
>>712494166
all married people want to cheat at some point. once the opportunity shows up, like 50% of them go for it.
>>712494260
Donald Trump? is that you?
>>712489950
>5 months
> due next month
Not yours...
>>712494341
she didn't say her name. What continent are you on? US / Europe? Is she in school or not? Does she work ? How did you meet? tell me that stuff - it probably isnt her though.
>>712492250
Respect mayne. Not as intense but I was stuck in a 3yr relationship with a fat, drunk, self-abusive piece of shit. Almost proposed; best friend talked me out of it and now I live abroad.
Poor but happy.
Continue to be OG son.
>>712494416
>trump
>anti-gay
these two things are at such strong odds with each other that you must decide upon one or the other exclusively
>>712494416
Quit trolling me Joe, I won fair and square.
when i was 16 i took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend, were then fuck buddies for a while
>>712492250
>>712492250
this for real man. wish I had known this / lived this sooner. I know for me.. my childhood abandonment issues set me up for caretaking shit like that.
>>712494313
Well seeing as how we share alot of similarities, like deep thinking and alot of that junk. I just really want some kind of closure so she knows atleast how I felt. It will hurt but I'm confident I'll get over it.
>>712494515
>lel
I am trying to learn English, but it does not come out.
>>712494201
that isn't a secret. cringe thread is thataway
My wife and i are swingers. I let her bang other dudes and i enjoy watching them.
>>712493379
lucky guy. describe what's in the pics - no posting?
>>712489740
>30
>Take vacation to other country
>Eating molly alone on beach
>Meet up with some other american highschooler ( military brats )
>Hang out all night, swim in warm water, hook up with girl
>Turns out she is 14... I thought they were all seniors/just graduated but I guess she was some friends younger sister or some bullshit
>now I understand all the weird stares
>Nope the fuck out the next day
>Vacay ends, come back home. Crises averted.
>She fucking texted me last week. No idea how she got my info.
>Says she is moving back to states when her dad redeploys wants to meet up
>block number. delete all texts.
I dun goofed
>>712489740
Communism will win
I'm a gay nigger with a 3 inch penis and am 6ft 11in tall. I have never shown my face to the world so it is a secret
>>712494473
its not her 100% sure anyways
>>712495001
aight
>>712494416
no it's supposed to be Pence. Learn to kek.
>>712492090
post pic
>>712495137
>>712492090
post em. I need some 1990s grils to fap to
>>712492090
I get off sharing my buddy's hot ex's pics and videos. She's a corporate executive and would be beyond humiliated if she knew so many people know what she looks like naked and have seen her sucking and fucking.
>>712495473
fucking post em bro
>>712492429
I would tell you to kill yourself, but I'm sure you and I both know that's the right thing to do at this point.
I'm dead inside. I have no friends a daughter I'm not looking after because I'm not talking with her mother . I have a hard time sleeping and eating no problem having a drink or working to keep my mind at ease. I don't have the slightest bit in a future I just keep busy to keep that off my mind.. I worry I will kill my self because my daughter needs me my family and her mom's family aren't well off pretty fucked up me I have no problem I'm in a 3 bedroom house alone and I am trying to make more money . As for dating or getting laid I don't want the clap or to get someone else pregnant or idk be some step dad. Pretty depressed but shit out of options but try live with the shitty personal relationship choices I made. Anyhow besides how I feel and my shit life I'm living a confession would be my baby sitter and her little sister pretty much molested me when I was 8 I forgot who I lost my virginity too and I've drank for almost 10 years heavily.
>>712495501
Is it cool to email them to you?
>>712492756
>he hasn't done anything like that
Hoohoohahahahah, heeheeheehehe, oohhahahahaahaahahaaaaa!
t. former marine
>>712489740
I'm the guy who posts "MODS! MODS!" everytime a closeted pedo posts anything
>>712489740
I write fake news and lol at the people sharing it rather than fact checking.
>>712495553
yeah sure. here is my throw away. [email protected]
>>712495525
hey man - how old are you? fwiw, when I quit drinking - it was fucking hard. I did the whole 12 step thing, and it involved changing a lot of things in my life. I just feel so much better now though. it has been amazing.
just throwing that out there.
i want to fuck my mother in law as hard as i can - pic related, it's her
>>712495744
dont blame you. howd you get nudes? post more?
>>712495763
how i got them, it's a secret ;) but she's a little slut
>>712495727
I won't have any friends at all and mid 20s man . I work go to school and drinks are my only company when I'm not having any no body comes by. I was wondering about going for anti depressants I've lost 30 pounds this summer and that's not from being active or anything like that.
>>712494550
Please tell me that this little lolli had a hairless pussy.
>>712495895
you have lots of life in front of you. being alone is hard though - maybe try and get some sort of social circle around school? study group? anything?
if you can get rid of the drinking I guarantee you rlife will be 200X better
I'm married but I found a 19yo LG on Omegle. She's in college and likes to play small. She's insatiable, has kinks for tasting her own juices and for peeing.
She also likes loli and is intrigued by the idea of seeing the 'real thing'... so there's that to explore too.
>>712495744
gross
>>712494866
Was 14 legal in the country you were in? If so, congrats. Nothing wrong with some fresh pussy.
>>712489740
>I have a dream where I am in some unfamiliar ruins of sorts, I can't recall the symbols on some of the stones around here, and there is a solid feeling of unease.
>I explore the ruins but there doesn't seem to be any life around, just an empty remains of some old town.
>As I walk around I notice a large wolf like creature, and then suddenly a few more appear, and they spot me.
>They all begin to chase me and I start to run, they slowly start to catch up to me as I leave the ruins, but as they start to get me I am picked up swiftly from my right and carried off into the woods.
>It's another wolf like creature but it looks different from the others and there's no sense of dread anymore, just safety.
>We carry on some conversation that I can't hear for some reason and then he pushes me to the ground, and moves over top me and presents his... manhood to me.
>Without any more thoughts I swallow his... wolfhood? I begin to engage in carnal acts with him, which is where I wake up after a few moments of this.
>I'm never aroused or was it a "wet dream" upon waking up, just very confused and disoriented.
>I am not sure why they happen to be wolf like, as I've never found animals sexually attractive, which just adds to my confusion.
>>712495895
>anti depressants
Sooner you realise depression is a poor mans excuse the better.
>>712495959
>sounds like FBI
even if not, man... I'd be careful. girl sounds like all kinds of crazy.
I infiltrated several Facebook groups dedicated to sharing nudes of girls, screencapped about 50 people sharing dropboxes for money, tracked down their mothers on Facebook and sent the images to them.
>>712496068
Nothing's impossible but FBI is unlikely. They could have gone for 16 rather than 19, we've skyped, I have found her FB etc, and we haven't done anything illegal...yet.
>>712496115
any caps of you sending one or the reaction you got?
>>712496115
So fucking hot!!! Did anyone of them respond?
>>712496158
ah ok, yeah sounds legit. just always wary of anyone who wants to do illegal shit online. thats a big "nope" for me.
>>712495594
He's a ranger, not a marine. And he's not the kinda guy that would anyway.
My sister and I lost our virginities to the same guy. I'm a guy too...
>>712494393
>be me.
>have sister.
>she gets hot body.
>i start feeling attracted to her.
>make moves on her.
>she gets interested, but i think it was just out of curiosity.
>we start exploring.
>start exchanging sexual favors.
>get to oral sex.
>do that for a long time.
>finally have sex.
>i cum inside her many times.
>she gets pregnant.
>we dont have it.
>the end.
>>712496180
Nope, not as of yet. Sent them yesterday. I'll make a thread with the results as soon as I get some decent material. It's in Norwegian though.
>>712489740
I am 15 and I want to kill myself, I have it planned out and I am hoping to do it soon. Preferably via noose but I am waiting for the right time to buy one and for the hooks to arrive.
>>712490068
kek
>>712496338
underage b8
MODS
>>712496255
it depends... suspicion is good but there is all sorts of fun available with like-minded women and girls.
>>712495946
My whole social life is from drinking. Although I am feeling the effects tbh . I have come to realize my faults and being completely honest yeah it wasnt my whole fault for my relationship or choosing the wrong career first time around both gave me trouble. But I'm willing to say I could of been a better partner and I could of taken welding seriously and moved out to where the work was but I didn't wanna take the risk. Right now I'm taking power engineering with goals to work in a power plant or water treatment place. Sounds mediocre but I live in Canada and those occupations have crazy pay rates and benefits. I doubt my relationship or that field of work will have anymore return so I plan on taking the risk and going places. For now I'll have to read and examine my options I want more friends maybe to even meet a new woman ? I'm still not ugly and old looking or even fat for that matter .
>>712496411
you have to be insane to do that. trusting your life to some fucked up 19 year old for what... some fucked up kink?
nah man. one bad fight. one bad PMS day, and your chat logs are posted to your facebook talking about fucking little girls or whatever it is. Even if nothing illegal - you are still fucked. If illegal, then enjoy your prison time.
>>712495525
>>712495921
she always shaved down there, had perfect innie. 1st time was painful for her even though i was very gentle. mostly just made out while my dick in her.
>>712492789
>Christmas Eve.
How romantic
>>712496499
what makes you think they ever know MY dox?
>>712496479
I was the same way re: social life. I had no idea how to live without drinking. I was :lucky: in that it got so bad I HAD to quit. it was really fucking bad.
but it forced me to change, and to learn how to live life... in a way that wasn't so destructive or sad or w/e.
Want to fuck my sister. Experimented with her growing up, but never had sex... just oral. Now that we're adults and both married, I want to fuck her bad.
>Be Finnish
>45 years old
>movement teacher
>students are 12-13
>they had tight cloth on
>today was after class
>the girl go into a shower
>can see more nudism body
>her breast grow to the fuck
>little hair look has the trim
>erect my penis
>"do you have ok"
>she look out to me in wet shoulder hair
>cover breast growth but can both nipple
>"yes"
>turn to go into a shwer
>"don't look the shower"
>"but your body can't say yes"
>she run out to nudism
>hear she tell to the headmaster
>he invited me to the office of his
>"stop never again or you get a shoe"
>>712496338
please post a video.
>>712496338
>trying to get a noose at the right time
Why do you feel the need to save money on your own suicide?
>>712496697
She came out a few minutes later and tried to talk to me. Just like small talk. I was so mad I wasn't listening. I told her to shut up and I hate fucked her three more times until the sun rose. She tried to sleep but I had already found her ride back. Haven't talked to her since. That was 6 years ago.
It's been years I'm always dreaming from the same set of dreams.
As soon as I wake up, I repeat mentally anything I remember, then jot down notes.
Thus I've been slowly building a map of the places and relations
Seems like the set of my dreams is limited to some 20 scenarios.
One of these, this morning (Europe here), was the "Jesuits' palace", a three storey intricate place, something like the map of JetSet Willy.
I was never able to have lucid dreams - my lucidity only lasts a few seconds - but I remember I was familiar with my jotted maps, and went straight to the Conference Hall of that palace in the exact moment the janitor was opening it. While at first he ignored me, he kicked me out when I tried to access the service door on the other side, which gives access to the last room of the Palace - if I check it, the Palace map will be complete.
I already wrote three novels (published on those shitty amateur writers websites), and even planned some videogames.
But it seems like my subconscious maps and treasures are not even half explored yet.
After quite a long research, I'm pretty sure it is not any sort of "deja vu", and similarities with places I never visited before were only occasional. But I'm pretty in love with actual places that I only saw in my dreams.
>>712489740
I firmly believe that sex with preteens is totally fine and should be socially acceptable as long as they like their partner, nothing is forced and they enjoy the feeling.
>>712496762
yeah but what if you have a preteen daughter and she wants to fuck an ugly fat fucker like yourself?
wouldnt that piss you off in some manner?
>>712496715
If I shared the dropboxes I've seen with you it would be child pornography. That's why I'm screencapping the fuckers in the first place, so their mothers can se what their little pods are up to when they are not at soccer practice.
>>712496753
link novel? I'd like to talk about something similar, but I have to crash out its 5 am ehre.
>>712496115
great!! would you do the same in my eurocountry?
>>712489740
Here's the short summary
I started a green text a few hours ago but no interest so fuck you guys
>Fuck same girl raw for 3 years and no pregnancy
>8/10 face and 7/10 body skinny petite brunette
>Shitty break up
>No ex sex and deleted her nudes in anger fit
>2 weeks no pussy
>make tinder and MeetMe and shit to go back on the hunt for new pussy
>Total shit
>7/10 face 3/10 humongo twice my size double wide trash lonely whale has picked up my online scent
>She stalks her prey and starts doing whatever she can to try and bribe me to come over to shithole trailer park
>Food , full body massage , eyebrows cleaned up , blowjobs , gas money
>Fuck it I need to dump a load in something
>Go fuck her mouth dump load eat good food use gas money for some beer
>Drink and end up deciding to stay the night
Why not shes sucking my soul out
>End up first time banging a whale
Man that shit is more a challenge than anything and thought my lungs and bladder were going to rupture when I let her get on top
>Half my dick was just fucking fat flab covering her pussy
>Tight pussy tho probably not too many miles on it
>Get close and without even thinking about it I blow my little mini creamtards in this breathing tub of lards hole
>I've been fucking the same bitch raw for 3 years no kid so kinda habit to pump that pussy full
>Mfw
>Realize what I just did
>Instantly says don't worry I have the implant in my arm
>Oh ok well that's good
Go shower and Google chances to still get knocked up with the implant
Weigh pro con
Go back after shower and fall asleep to her rubbing my back
>>712496814
If she likes him, nothing is forced and she enjoys the feeling she can fuck all she wants. Of course I would have to get to know him first. I'm neither fat nor ugly though.
>>712496561
just seems like a lot of risk just to jerk off. I mean I get the fantasy and all - just not worth it for me. I like my life.
i'm into public stuff and when i was 15/16 i used to finger myself in weird places. i did it while babysitting, while at school, even at the dinner table at home. i've mastered orgasming with an absolute poker face. i've been caught a couple times but no one ever told.
>>712496845
how little is little anon? We talking 17yos or 12yos?
Who trades this stuff on FB? Old men or their schoolfriends?
>>712496936
heh sounds fun.
>>712497019
wish I had the 4chan story about the girl who would masturbate thinking about sailor moon guy in mask.
>>712494862
you sound like a fed
>>712495631
what a sad life
>>712495652
you caused #notmypresident
>>712496753
Past life, alt reality, psychic, or cool imagination. I like you
>>712496762
the social consciousness will never allow it
>>712497067
no sailor moon fetish here. just got off on being sneaky.
>>712496927
Sure, I'm in touch with a journalist that is very interested in seeing the screendumps as well. Took forever to build a fake profile and get accepted into these groups, there's been a lot of media coverage about them, so they're suspicious.
>>712497127
post vids!
>>712496611
So badly translated its fucking hilarious
>stop never again or you get a shoe
>or you get a shoe
Kek
>>712496936
Cont 1/1
>Been dumping my spank multiple times each visit usually 2-4 times
>About every other day for 2 weeks now spend the night and get pampered just to be nice and pity fuck her with my eyes closed lights off trying to go to my happy place to get off
>Ff Friday night
>Her mom came by one night
>Talked to her while out front smoking
>Tells me if we don't plan on staying together she needs to get on birth control because her whole family is really fertile
>Says she talks about me all the time and hasn't been this happy in a long time
>She ended up homeschooled cuz bully.
>No social life and works a paper route for extra money
>She tells me to be extremely careful because shes attempted suicide and depression and anxiety and issues
.......
..........
What
The fuck
I haven't said anything to her about me knowing she's lying and nobody else knows
I haven't quite figured out how to approach her about this
I haven't texted her or anything since then
Women are some pretty foul creatures
But yea that's my secret
So I'm sitting at my desk at 4am shitposting and drinking while I process the right way to do this so I don't get stuck with land whale for the next 18 years
Pic is her
That's all
>>712489740
>>712489740
I ran what may have been the very first CP web site, starting in 1995.
I got V&. Do not recommend.
>>712497149
irony will be when feds backtrack you and you go to prison for sending CP
>>712497214
I'm not distributing anything. I'm targeting the people that are :-)
>>712497206
>>712497206
ugh. sorry man. how old is she btw?
also - take photos, videos. break up with her. fuck mom on the side. take photos and videos.
>>712497208
Have you been clean since?
what sort of stuff was on your site back then?
>cant get laid
>fuck dogs instead
>>712497097
>the social consciousness will never allow it
Then we have to change this social consciousness!
>>712497351
it could be worse. you could be fucking niggers.
>>712497351
shaalalalah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-JfIduytVs
>>712497251
that isn't a legal defense. I can tell you the illegal things you have done:
>intent to transport child pornography ( clicking on a link known to include CP )
>transport child pornography ( download / send images ) ps: just looking at shit on your computer qualifies as downloading.
>possession of CP. It will be stored in your cache, etc.
They will threaten you with like 60 years prison term ( 3 years per photo/download )and your lawyer will tell you to plea it out. You will get a 3 year prison sentence, and have to register as a sex offender for the rest of your life, assuming you are in the US.
Source: Worked for a defense atty for a few years. saw this shit all the time.
>>712497208
I remember the times when 4chan was not yet blocked by its ISP for CP.
*it happened less than 12 hours after 4chan was opened, on Oct 1, 2003.
>>712496762
> I firmly believe that sex with preteens is totally fine and should be socially acceptable as long as they like their partner, nothing is forced and they enjoy the feeling.
I agree completely. Our Victorian attitudes towards sex are ruining lives and depriving minors from opportunities to developing loving, meaningful relationships, while learning about the pleasure their bodies could provide.
>>712495473
Here's my email if anyone wants to see this hot milf. Russelljohn660 at g mail
>>712497208
no you weren't. CP was readily available online via bbs / usenet / websites as early as 93-94. probably earlier but I know pre 95 for sure.
it was ok (for thousands of years) >>712496762 and it will be (after Trump is in)
Used to be no women could vote
Used to be no gay could marry
Used to be no Guns be dangerous
Used to be no body cared about Black Mail
Used to be women controled the cock
Used to be music was good
Used to be you could walk anywher without face shal recognishun soft where?
Used to be spell chuck worked
Used to be food (and rent) was affordable
Used to be people were complacent sheep
Used to be the bad guys were over seas
Used to be Lesbians not ALWAYS mean Angry Holier-than-thou replaceable cunts.
Used to be /b/ would read & suport
Used to be sex on the hood of a cop car was fun for drunk fat chicks at doughnut world
>>712497286
She literally just turned 18 a few days ago
I'm 19
And yea I'm not quite sure how I'm going to approach it yet
>>712497495
I never understood why adults would keep some of the best feelings the can feel from kids, which are constantly looking for new opportunities to have fun, be happy and feel good.
>>712497644
wait - that is your whale? am I missing something?
>>712490531
Jesus Chris t
>>712497644
this is not a whale
>>712497586
<-- used to be a fat chick
>>712497802
kids figure it out on their own. stopping shit like child marriages and child prostituation ties into that. sorry you can't fuck kids, but it is better for everyone that way.
>>712496269
And he thinks the same of you.. *facepalm*
>>712497296
>Have you been clean since?
I wasn't arrested when I was raided, because I didn't incriminate myself on the spot. Two weeks later I found myself in the school's computer lab (since mine had been seized) at 2am on a Saturday night, trying to find some CP. I realized how stupid that was and finally stopped.
I am a pedophile but I don't want to contribute to abuse of real children, so I don't look at CP any more. I do, however, enjoy plenty of totally legal pictures and videos of young girls that I find on legit sites like Flickr and YouTube.
>what sort of stuff was on your site back then?
Pictures, really no videos back then. All nearly sorted by gender and age with thumbnails, calclickable images, and directories of images downloadable in zip format. There was nothing else remotely like it at the time.
If CP was legal I would be a multimillionaire now. If I was into adult porn I would be a multimillionaire by now. Instead, I am a convicted felon. Do not recommend.
>>712497913
...good point I guess.
>>712497806
i used to be a whale
i used to whale on my brothers
i used to bob marley and wailer
i used to wail her in the ass while she was asleep
i used to grand mother look you're at dough nit world with office spell chuck
>>712496753
Link novel? Have similar situation.
>>712497854
( Voter... ?? .. )
( I don't even .KNOW. Her ... !!! )
>>712497513
>no you weren't. CP was readily available online via bbs / usenet / websites as early as 93-94. probably earlier but I know pre 95 for sure
Yes I was.
As you say, CP was available in BBSes. It was on Usenet. It was on FTP and FSP sites. But in 1995 there wasn't much of a WWW. I ran a very early version of apache on my 386 and served up CP. I was one of the biggest traders, and when I had my www site I had hundreds of users chatting with me via IRC and NOBODY had ever heard of a CP web site. Mine was notorious.
If you accessed a CP website in the mid 1999s there is a pretty good chance it was mine.
>>712497920
The free distribution of CP doesn't contribute to the production of CP, purchasing CP does. It's possible to hurt the market by hacking a CP producer and then leaking all their unsold pics, resulting in the value of their pics taking a dive. Why buy something when you can get it for free?
>>712497920
what series did you have? I remember that era.
>>712497806
>>712497816
>>712497644
Kek no that was just a fap folder pic to grab attention
Whale is pic related now
Yes ..... I know ....I should just kill myself
I constantly make jokes about suicide and depression but every night i can't tell whether they're really jokes or not.
Help.
>>712498273
That's a 3/10 face and a 1/10 body. just break it off.
>>712489740
>be me
>live in alaska
>out camping with gf, car 10 miles or so away
>pack of wolves come to eat us
>climb up tree and stay there for 2 days
>get fed up and kick her off the tree
>wolves take her away
>i climb down and go home and tell everyone how she died, but made no indication it was me who caused the death
20 years later and I still don't care
>>712498239
The problem with viewing CP even if you didn't pay for it is that the depicted child most likely doesnt want the images shared.
If they turn 30 and want to sell the images, I would be OK with that. But not a lot of adult women want pedophiles like me masturbating to images of their childhood sexual abuse.
>>712498273
my sides
>>712498272
I saw the Sally vids just before I got V&. The main one was called 7tied and it is still seared into my brain mote than 2 decades later. I remember the KG series and the BBR series as two of my favorites for images.
>>712497644
There is a wedding ring.
>>712494260
okay role player. Just come out publicly. Be a log cabin republican. Take hard stance on personal rights. You'd be in a stronger position because gays are pretty a much a protected class now.
I really love farts
I love farting everywhere (Cinema, Classroom and more)
I post pictures of my best friends girlfriend quite often.screen shot the dirty things anons say about her and fap to them later on.haven't fapped to anything else in over 4 years
>>712492278
>this
bifag here, when i was in college(18-19yo) i had a secret relationship with a 13yo boy
CHARLIE ?? >>712498956
> your nude breasts are like Jake's HAT.
I'm attracted to my cousin. I think she's gorgeous. I fap to her constantly and really wanna fuck her.
accepted sex as rent for several month by a ~20yo girl. not very proud of it even though it was fun.
i post lies in these fucking threads.
>all the fucking time.
Cba to green text but i fucked my sister in law at a family party while they all slept upstairs. Best fuck i've ever had.
We haven't done anything like it since though because we never have an excuse to be alone. Waiting for her wedding party when we can sneak off for a bit just us.
Married (unhappily) with two kids, house, professional career, etc.
I hooked up with my wife's 16yo niece. That was two years ago and I'm in love with her, but we're on different continents (and I don't think she feels the same).
Now I hookup with randoms via apps. ATM I'm fucking a devout Muslim girl who's almost half my age. She's my slave and likes to get punished. I'm seeing her again on Wednesday. This morning I pretended to be her on an app to arrange a threeway hookup with a sexy bitch I found.
>>712498575
BBR I don't know... maybe it's lost it the mists of time.
I lost my virginity to a pro. Fucked whores for a few years until I got a gf. Wife doesn't know about that period of my life.
>>712489740
Got fucked in the ass once a week by my boss. He ad a fiancee and I had a gf. We would go to th store room that only her had the key for and he would fuck me over the same desk covered in my cumstains everytime
>>712491793
>I feel terrible.
come suck my dick. you'll feel much better. I promise.
>>712489740
Encouraged my gf to fuck her pt. Then sat outside his empty gym masterbating while he fucked her on a weight rack and emptied his nut over her face
>>712492250
faggot
>>712489740
I found a gf who was fucked in the head and liked violence and submission.
For 4 months I did some of the most degrading and humiliating things i could think of.
I did my own version of Zyzz transformation (but from fat to fit) and nothing in my life changed. I'm still the same, only with pecs and abs. Fucked a few girls, regretted it immediately after, still drinking heavily, 9-to-5 erry day, call dealer few days a week when he gets fresh stuff
>>712492756
>>>712492607
>He hasn't done stuff like that.
when the STDs come, blame him
>>712501942
what was the worst?
>>712502148
Told her we needed to go on holiday so registered her with an agency and I sold her pussy for a week until we had enough for a 5 star all inclusive
>>712491934
fuck piece of shit cock sucker
I like young thug
>>712502296
did you watch or just let her do her thing? Least she got the holiday.
>>712502395
I watched a couple. But mostly just took the money and let them be.
Degraded her on holiday too.
Green text >>712491402
I am a good looking guy and girls hit on me, but I have such a crippling dick anxiety that is the main reason why I am still a virgin in my late 20s. Last week I turned down two sex offers and went to drink alone in my room both times
Is normal lmao >>712492734
>>712489740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjuD6lZUU2A
I was molested by my uncle, starting when I was 11. He would say shit like, "Yeah, this what cool guys do" and stuff like that. Then he'd buy he a bunch of shit to ensure my silence. But I guess as I grew up and hit puberty a little harder, I actually started to get pleasure myself. My uncle ended up moving when I started high school, so I didn't see him very often, but he was replaced by one of my teachers. I asked him once why he went for me, and he said he could just tell I was the kind of kid who would be into it. When I got a little older and got my driver's license, I would go to the parking lot of the adult bookstore or one of the truck stops and find men to fuck me.
I'm in my second year of college now. I still constantly hook up with older guys. But I don't consider myself gay. I just know I'm a huge faggot and want it to stop. I'm actually deeply in love with a girl, and I feel horrible every time I cheat on her, but the sex with her is nowhere near as good as it is when i'm with a guy. I guess because it's not dirty or taboo enough. I don't know.
Does that gay conversion stuff really work? At this point, I'm willing to try anything.
I'm alone as shit and I want to die. The first and last things I think about in a day are how much I want to not wake up. The only girl I've ever loved doesn't even talk to me anymore and lives with some hipster dick bag who wears five panel hats and listens to fucking childish gambino or some shit. I don't have a job and don't want one because I have too much anxiety to deal with people. I rarely sleep and eat anymore let alone shower. Every penny I scrounge up goes to pot booze or cigarettes. I'm a piece of shit and I want to die everyday.
>>712502556
The solution is to fuck yourself
>>712502742
you might not be 'truly' gay, just fucked cos of the abuse. It's worth seeing a therapist.
>>712502758
Holy fuck, you're ME. This is amazing! My girl left me because I drank too often. Naturally I'd have eased up if she told me there was a problem instead of just--- leaving. But hey, one of these days I'll man up and steal a gun. Then I can force quit life.exe and do that weird trippy thing forever instead of waiting around to see where this sad trippy thing goes.
>>712502872
I know the abuse completely fucked me up. But I'm worried with how the world is now, a therapist would be like, "Oh, you need to stop denying who you really are! Embrace being a cock-taking, dick-sucking sissy faggot!" Or some shit like that.
I just want to be normal.
>>712492734
Somehow this makes me want you... IDK WHATS WRONG WITH ME BUT I WANT YOU
>>712494478
6 years here, way more intense then you fags, lived with her past 6 years, she's insanely hot (by any standards, at any time of the day I can guarantee anything with a dick would fuck) and that's basically the main thing bugging me now. Not that other people will be fucking her, not that she's hot, but just that I can't stick my dick inside that hot crazy anymore, and make her want me, only so I can fuck her and throw her away like she did to me(she's actually probably insane, one of those girls that makes you look at the hot/crazy chart and understand why it was written. Abusive(mentally), lazy fuck that never did a single thing for herself and had me be the only one to work, pay for our shit and try and give us more. Sold drugs for a long time because I felt I needed to be able to fulfill her desires and shit. She ended up killing our baby and lying to me about it for months after our place was raided, came to school with me and flirted with some other dude, etc etc. Left me for absolutely no sound reason, still hasn't bothered to explain anything to me or even talk to me. Just got on with her life as if i was never there. Always willing to turn my blind eye to anything she had done. Left me for Sucks because after 6 years, you genuinely totally forget how to be single or connect with others of the opposite sex.
Shits fucked up dawg, but i'm an og and keep me a few spanish bitches for the occasion, so it's a little less emotional then it could be, i suppose.
>>712502797
Whatever man, I just shared my secret. The most depressing thing is, my buddies all think I drown in pussy and say shit like "I wish I slay as much as you" when in reality the only things I'm slaying are Dungeon Crawl and bottles of cheap whiskey
>>712503064
you a guy or a girl? What do you like about him?
>>712502978
Yeah dude my dad even gave me his 9 and told me if I hate my life so much maybe I should do it. Too bad I'm too big a fucking coward to end my shit life and instead I just drank till I felt my liver flip over. Feels good to vent to someone who can relate pal!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Normally I'm fucking only raw... now I told my wife we had to stop doin it like dat because I don't want another child (we have 3 already). Real reason is I'm trying to get my Friends "Ex" girlfriend pregnant.
>>712503472
In this thread, when you say your dad "gave you his 9" you're going to want to specify what "9" means...
>>712503703
I don't get it anon...
>>712489740
I want to fuck my sister
>>712503931
Same.
I, too, wanna fuck your sister.
>>712503931
how old is she? You have any chance?
>>712503750
9 as in 9mm you fucking lib faggots always assuming everyone's talking about dicks
>>712504044
Just turned 18 and we stay up late on Netflix so maybe I guess
>>712504144
Lucky. I've only gotten to the "puke blood one time" stage, think it was a fluke. Cirrhosis sounds like a bitch and a half, but hey, if that girl is gonna haunt me for this long why would it stop any time soon. Seriously, I can't fucking talk to people. I've given it real effort, been patient and kind. Nobody wants to coexist with me like she used to, and I kind of need that to be happy (if I'm being honest with myself). So hey, here's to cheap booze, dank shit, and wasting time on 4chan. I sincerely hope you can forget her and meet somebody better. Until then, stay out of jail and know I'll find your ass in the afterlife and buy you a pint of their best ghost shit. Here's a picture I always loved.
>>133730888
left-vs-right? lololol
>>712492734
that's what you get for being honest instead of an asshole
>>712489740
I'm attracted to my niece. No, I'm not showing any pics.
>>712505176
how old is she? Done anything with her?
>>712497435
>this
>>712505275
She's 9. I haven't done anything. Seems too risky.
>>712500318
Which apps have you been most successful with?
>>712505176
Feel you b/ro. Attracted to my 15yo neice (sister's), my 22 yo neice (brother's), my 16 yo step-daughter, two of my step-daughter's friends (both around 15 or 16)... I might have a problem...
>>712495525
Kys
i'm a gainer and i have a date today for a stuffing session
this is a secret because fuck my life if anyone finds out i'm staying this fat on purpose and i have help
>>712496737
Why did you hate fuck her? Just hate women in general?
i can kinda understand after she decieved you, but holy shit dude. If a girl's into it, cool - but if she lets you do it despite hating it, that 's not just a red flag, but an entire red tapestry.
>>712502758
Chin up, Anon. Slow down on the smoking and drinking. You'll regret it later in life if you don't. Shower every day too, it's pretty important. You'll be fine in the end.
>>712498273
Kinda funny she has a heart monitor tattoo considering her's will give out soon
>>712489740
I had a long standing sexual relation with my sister.
basically from 13 to 24
>Be me 8 years ago.
>Be 12.
>Have loads of online friends.
>Suspect they won't like you if they know you're 12.
>Come up with the genius idea of lying about your age.
>Tell them you're 16.
>Get an online boyfriend at age 14.
>He thinks you're 18.
>Meet irl.
>Don't tell him the truth, still thinks you're 18.
>Fuck.
>Continue meeting here and there until you're 16.
>Fuck some more between that time.
>You're now 16.
>Dump him.
>Continue with this lie.
>Be 20 now.
>Everyone I now know and love thinks I'm 24
I'm too much of a pussy to tell the truth, and if I did they'd probably hate me for lying to them for 8 years. Oh well, right?
fml.
>>712505390
when did you first become attracted to her? What do you imagine doing with her?
It IS too risky.
I sniff my sister in laws dirty underwear/shorts. She lives with me and my wife and puts all of them in a cabinet in the bathroom. Pic related.
>>712506836
I know I thought it was an ironic tattoo and I still laugh about her heart tattoo sticking out while she's stuffing two mcdoubles in her mouth at once
>>712507221
I was attracted to her last year.
>>712507210
he totally knew that you werent 18
>>712507284
teach her to not shit herself
>>712489950
Well-cucked, my friend!
>>712507379
What do you imagine doing with her? First girl that age you've liked?
>>712494368
Yeah it's exactly like that, she's extremely possessive and hypocritical too, like she's cheated on everyone she's ever had a relationship with but is extremely suspicious of them cheating on her, and she was extremely upset when I had a thing with a girl she didn't even know months after we broke up
>>712507210
you'd have probably had even more guy friends if they knew you were 12/14
how are your online friends 'everyone you know'?
>>712497512
I emailed this anon. She's a hot big titted milf. Worth the effort imo.
>>712501471
What store?
>>712489940
same same
>>712508495
I'm not getting into what I imagine what I would do. And no not the first
>>712508646
I moved out to cali when I was 18 to live in the same area as the majority of my friends.
I moved back to the UK earlier this year with a few of them.
I jerk to my sister everyday
>>712509054
it's all anon, anon. Come share.
How old was the youngest you've ever gotten hard to?
>>712502742
What would he do to ensure you silence?
I keep a collection of pornclips and links where the actress looks like a girl who I know. Specifically actresses who look like any of the girlfriends of my friends.
I scour the pornsites regularly and update my collection.
gf once found my collection, but didn't figure it out because I didn't put other grills names in the files
I`m a guy, and I use to bring my cousin also a guy into the bathroom when we were younger, and make him watch me sit on the toilet and pee like woman, from my dick. He felt really uncomfortable but I didn`t let him leave. Now we are older we never talk, he avoids me. Not seen him in like 10 years.
>>712507548
The dirtier the better. I love what she smells like.
>>712509174
No. This comes off as bait.
>>712497394
With meme magic?
