What would you do if your gf cheated on you with another girl?
>>712484651
join them in a love triangle, obviously.
>>712484651
My left hand doesn't care.
Logically ask for a threesome, then dump her when she says no.
>>712484784
This
masturbate furiously
>>712484961
Ok Onision
>>712484651
cheat on her with another man
see how she likes it
I have two bedrooms in my apartment
>>712484651
that picture is stupid
>>712484651
Threesome
>>712485038
noisinO kO
>>712484651
Bash and anal rape the girl. Then make my girl cook me some eggs.
>>712485108
This
>>712485215
Oh shiet
>>712484651
Hit it off with the other girl. If she ain't got a dick she can stay.
>>712484798
This
>>712485108
Only right answer.
>>712484651
This happened to me once except it wasn't really cheating because I encouraged it. I cucked myself
>>712484651
I forgave her. Then two weeks later she broke up with me.
>>712484651
Bang both.
>>712487310
that has more to do with you being a faggot. well, i guess the both of you, for that matter.
>>712484651
She can't. Cheating implies a violation of trust. Our agreement is sleeping around is not cheating as long as it is with someone of the same sex. We are both bisexual and this led to sometimes sharing a fucktoy.
>>712484651
Rape that other bitch till she bares your rape child
>>712484651
my wife has standing permission to fuck another woman provided she tells me all about it later and ideally gets pics.
Obviously that applies to women only, not men.
Well I guess it would apply to young girls too but the topic never came up.
Happened to me "recently." It got weird.
>Bro sends me pic of Gf making out with 4'6" 75lb, black hair, no tits Waif at bar.
>GF comes home, immediately tell her I'm fucking her too or you're packing your shit up and leaving.
>GF runs off, thought she left for good.
>Comes back with waif.
>Waif is kind of that homeless-psychotic? Thats the impression you'd get from meeting her.
>She actually told her she had to fuck me to make this shit right.
>Be careful she's never had a dick.
>Lolokay.
>Destroyed that shit for an hour. Couldn't come and dick would not go down.
>Uncomfortably tight bitch. Gf never needed lube, so I do not have any in the house.
>After a quarter of an hour smooth sailing.
>Waif is bleeding when I finish.
>Never tore a girl, surprisingly large but still small amount of blood.
>She can't walk.
>"What the fuck did you do to my legs!"
>Gf is quietly smoldering.
>We get an amicable arrangement going.
>Waif keeps coming over to fuck gf
>Waif isn't satisfied with gf, sneaks into my room for more sex. (GF has day shift, I have night shift).
>She was definitely one of those 'dicks are scary' fake lesbians.
>I know 4chan's full of pedos but I just cannot come when I fuck this chick. It's not my thing.
>>712488470
>GF only gets 5 minute sex, waif gets hours.
>This goes on for a month.
>Waif starts coming over just to fuck me.
>I stop fucking gf entirely because I just don't have the energy after Waif.
>GF becomes shallow.
>Mouth full of venom whenever Waif isn't around.
>Starts talking shit about Waif.
>Dude you started this
>Shouting match break up.
>Waif stops coming over.
>Girl packs up all her shit in two weeks and leaves.
>Come home after work one night.
>Waif is on my couch.
>Tiny girl is tiny, still adult fear home invasion scenario, not prepared.
>Pokerface.
>I'm prepared to reach for baseball bat.
>Nigger don't give me that, I've dealt with crazy before, it takes 11 pounds of pressure to tear a scrotum fuck off.
>What are you doing here?
>Apparently after fight gf drove straight to her house to yell at her.
>Threw house keys at her.
>Cliche "you want him you got him" bull.
>Totally forgot about those housekeys. Could have been much worse.
>Could have come home to ransacked apartment.
>She's tired as fuck.
>Stayed up whole day to wait for me.
>It's a great fantasy but it's pretty fucked when it happens to you.
>Still adult fear.
>I need to sleep and I need you to go home, and I need my key.
>"No please, I'll suck your dick every day! I'll let you put it anywhere!"
>>712488488
Greentext off. I have to split this shit up.I tried pulling the keys from her but she had a mean game of keep away. Over the course of a very trying 20 minutes she went from "I might get stabbed in my sleep" to kind of adorable, she let her guard down and I got my keys. She responded by immediately undressing herself. I'm trying to stop her but it's actually kind of hard to keep a woman dressed when doesn't want to be. She got all the big articles off then grabbed my belt. It's a car belt style so the things easy to pop open, then she pantsed me. (I lost a lot of weight at this job and I've got 2 sizes larger than I should have) I reached down to grab em back up and she slid her hand between mine and grabbed my boxers by the leg. I grabbed her wrist, but she pushed me on the couch. Cuz I'm hunched over like a walrus I missed badly and slid onto the floor.
My boxers rip, and she finishes pulling them down enough, grabs my balls, sticks my soft dick in her mouth and bites . I've never been more terrified in my life. Through her clenched teeth she told me she was going to suck my dick, and then she did. She kept going long after I came and damn near sucked my soul out. The the 12 hour shift, the stress, the adrenaline, the fear, the fight, the terrifying blowjob, I passed out and woke up on my cold floor with a pillow under my head and a blanket wrapped around me with her tucked up under my arm. I could tell she made an attempt to drag me to my bedroom because I was facing the other way.
>>712488529
This whirlwind anime shit was last week. Now I'm trapped in a domestic relationship with a short child-sized psycho who I can just stuff in a bin. I still can't fucking come when we fuck, but her blowjobs are okay. I'm not at all attracted to her, she refuses to leave, she doesn't have a job, I don't know her last name, she won't give me her facebook, and I'm still legitimately terrified of her.
When your girl cheats on you with another girl, leave it the fuck alone and just break up with her on the spot.
>>712488552
how old is child-sized psycho?
Any chance of pics?
>>712484651
Install video cameras in the bedroom...post their sex videos online and make $$$
>>712488702
I'm hoping she's at least old enough to be at that bar. I'm running on plausible deniability and no. Cuz if she's not, I'm kind of very fucked. All stories here are works of fiction. But honestly her face is at least 21.
>>712488552
Pics of gf and child
>>712484651
Fuck the girl she cheated on me with.
>>712488552
>she refuses to leave, she doesn't have a job, I don't know her last name, she won't give me her facebook, and I'm still legitimately terrified of her.
Sheeeiitt...
>>712488819
ex gf' hated pics, only ones she has are reverse google searchable so also no.
>>712488816
you aren't fucked if you genuinely think she's overage and it sounds like she is.
Just wanna see her face or body, doesn't need to be both.
>>712488857
>>712488900
what kind of dumbass would find these sluts attractive
>>712488984
Anzu a Cute, A CUTE!!!!!
>>712489019
kys nigger
>>712489076
No U
>>712485215
how come youre lurking on /B/ dont you have a 20 year old autistic hispanic kid to support?
>>712489129
no u
>>712488929
By the time I get home, I'm not going to care about this thread. She's 4'6, no muscles no fat, but on the verge of 'gross thin'. She's literally 75lbs, we checked her on the scale one day. I think she might be Spanish or Portuguese or some other weird 'white latino'. She's got an ass and no tits. She's got the body shape of a squash.
Also nigga I don't want to take fuckin pictures of her, I want to be as not-your-boyfriend as possible.
>>712489212
>>712489242
>>712489340
alright fuck you. please tell me she does porn
>>712489378
Nope she is a pure angel
>>712489232
take pictures. you might want to remember her one day, and you might want them to show the police if she steals your stuff or kills kittens in your bathtub.
Seriously don't live with a person whose full name you don't know if you don't at least have pics.
![CnZPBBkUMAALU6l[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/N9c7f8f.jpg "CnZPBBkUMAALU6l[2].jpg")
>>712489457
abandon thread
>>712489506
And I'm out of pictures, Bye
>>712489500
You raise a completely valid point. Still not going to be back here though. I do a lot of standing and fucking.
This girl is ridiculously proud of me, I feel like a trophy. How the fuck do I take pictures of her without her squealing and doing that getting-attached thing.
>>712489686
Also, I'm not implicating myself with pictures of her sleeping.
>>712488552
You are full of shit, but your storytelling skills are tight.
is chick dick any different from guy dick? No. Exactly. You drop the bitch off a bridge with a brick belt
>>712489686
either do it subtly like you're snapping some shit you own when she's in the background, or just do it, take the hit and the squealing and then go back to acting like normal.
Or get a friend to do it when he comes over.
Also get her name. She must have ID or something. Go through her shit.
Beat the shit out of both then make them suck my cock.
>>712489930
you most likely wouldnt do jack shit you fucking cuck
>>712489151
This confused the shit out of me because you didn't link it to me.
I'm at work, bored and felt like venting. The thread struck a nerve with me.
>>712484784
/thread
>>712489869
She didn't bring any shit with her. She doesn't even have a phone. She's wearing my sweatpants and some shirts I picked up at a Walgreens. She spends all day watching tv or sleeping until I get home.
>>712490206
If you can be bothered just begin mentally dominating her, instant lifetime pet.
>>712488984
I like how you say that, even though if she wanted you you would plow her like a 1930's dustbowl field, desperate for your seeds to sprout.
>>712490206
Has she got an accent? Why won't she tell you any personal details?
>>712490289
It crossed my mind but she's thoroughly willing to chew my own dick off. That doesn't just go away. I've had crazy exes, like the kind you start threads about and nutters don't neatly fall into a cliche plot. My previous girlfriends also looked like someone I could throw out onto the street and not feel like they'd die.
Ah fuck so it's just occurred to me that my recent ex might know who this bitch is. I've got to process some shit here cuz we aren't talking. She's got me blocked on everything.
I see this shit going down hill fast.
so you want to rid of her
>>712490550
Nope. None. It's a heavily spanish/portuegese area too..
>>712484748
Interessant idea, if the other girl is hot enough.
>>712490700
I'm trying to find a way to do that without getting arrested or bitten, yes.
>>712484651
I was cheated on a girl with a girl who had a bf, who had cheated on him in the past with another girl.
I didn't know what I thought about it then, but she was a 10/10 so I didn't care too much.
Tough situation for the guy though.
>>712484651
It is her decision with which one and with how many she have sex. I would expect that she tell it me. I would accept it, if she don't break up with me.
>>712490758
Holy shit she's an illegal immigrant. You're fucking an illegal alien and she's pawning herself as a sex slave in order to have free food and shelter.
>>712490961
Ok that makes sense but why no accent??
>>712484651
>>712490957
Cuck.
>>712491054
Shit nigger I thought you said she did have one. That throws a wrench in my idea. Still build a wall in your house though. That oughta show that bitch.
maybe he watch american tv and lear the accent from it
There is no such thing as cheating. There's only the right way to live or the boring one
>>712491213
No it still makes sense though. She's fucking weird dude. My friend's son came home with a run away one time and she acted like this Man I've got so much shit to process and I'm getting behind on work.
change door lock in your front door when she not here
Fuck them both, obviously. I've been in this exact situation before.
>>712491359
she doesn't leave! EVER.
>>712484651
that doesnt even count in my book
source ?
for research
first of all, you ned ifo about her, ask her or no sex
>>712484651
get twink boyfriend
>>712485108
this man understands justice
Will we ever know if Anzu has a dick?
>>712484651
Dump her.
Cheating is cheating, no compromise.
>>712489832
this
>>712484651
I would not care nearly as much. At least I know it's something I could not already give her regardless of it's something I'm not into or she just needed to feel love from a woman's touch. Like I would at least know it wasn't just her being a slut and not keeping it in her pants or my dick was no longer good enough. Shit like that. I'd break up with her, but there would not be hard feelings.
>>712491299
Here's the thing my man, I've been in a lot of relationships with some crazy ones too, just like you. Think about it— the crazy ones always have a hidden agenda. They get "crazy" when you start to deviate from their plan. When they get to manipulate and control us it's all cool.
So, she gets crazy when you want to kick her out. Obviously that interferes with her plan. Sounds like you don't want to go through this the brute way by kicking her to the curb and calling the cops if she goes nuts, so maybe pretend to be affectionate with her. Like you're really getting into her. Then, pull some bullshit like you want to know more about her because you're falling for her. See if she'll open up to you. Then, the second that bitch tells you she works for El Chapo..
WALL
>>712491502
SHe raped me dude. That's a bit of an empty threat.
I'm not sure if knowing she's an illegal helps me out. I boned her, if I call the cops they're gonna ask why I kept her around this long, my girlfriend knows I boned her, no one's looking for her, I likely don't even have her real first name, she doesn't have an accent, my only clue to her identity has blocked me from everything. And I'm pretty sure bothering her now will stir up the hornets nest and have this spin off in a direction out of my control.
The only reason to be upset about cheating is that your girlfriend is going elsewhere to get something she could get at home.
If you get upset because she's fucking a chick it's means she has a pussy at home.
>>712491810
Ok that's ...actually pretty solid advice. I can totally fucking do that. But how does that help me in the end game? If you were me and you found out she was underage, what would you do? Besides being a lil bitch, thats like the main reason I haven't called the cops.
>>712492029
Cuz I can't like keep doing this and get to that point and not be able to get rid of her and just dig myself a bigger hole.
Break up with her.
>>712485108
Alfa as fuck.
>>712492029
I wasn't implying she's underage. If she is and you find out, you could skip town and get out of there although I know that's not an option to some. I'm active duty USAF so I definitely could try to get orders overseas and boom I'm gone. Alternatively this situation isn't exactly your fault. You COULD call the police, but I won't lie, I'd be afraid to do that too. You don't know how those motherfuckers are going to react to your story and likelihood of them just throwing you in jail as a sex offender is probably high. Or you could threaten her with the cops and deportation if she doesn't fuck off, see how she reacts and if it scares her use it as leverage to get her the fuck out.
Probably develop dissociative identity disorder and project my alternate personality onto a vaudeville style puppet.
I'll spend my days practicing my magic tricks and voice throwing in the garage, and on occasion I'll try to jack off to my wife and her new lover. Of course my puppet has to be there while I watch, wouldn't want it to get jealous, you know.
Eventually I wouldn't be able to suppress the emotions of anger and despair of my wife cheating on me with another woman any longer.
One day I snap and murder them both in a blind rage. Of course I blame it on the puppet. I was nowhere near the house when it happened.
Despite my clear innocence, I run away to Jupiter, Florida and join the circus.
>>712484651
>cheated on you with another girl?
eating ain't cheating op
>>712491810
My fucking SIDES
>>712492301
She bites dicks bro. It set the tone. Man I don't know. I gotta go guys. Shift's over in 30.
>>712484651
If she is still having sex with me I'd tell her I know but don't care as long as she keeps having sex with me.
Yes I am a selfish bastard and i don't care if we have kids.
Also girl in the picture is HOT OP
>>712484651
>gf cheated on you
>GF
Excuse me?
>>712492056
Have you thought about increasingly rough sex?
>>712492363
This is a work of art.
look it from the brigth side, she do a good blowjob, an chostefective because you dont need to dating with her in a fancy restaurant
>>712492475
you're a dumb faggt who gon get aids and not even the benefit of multiple partners
>>712485108
hey thats gay kys faggot
>>712489340
>>712489378
I don't think she does,but she is one fucking amazing looking bitch.
I want to wife her.
>>712492635
And she's easily storable! If you find a girl you actually like, she just goes in the suitcase or top shelf of the hall closet when the gf is over.
>>712492475
>Also girl in the picture
She is Anzujaamu
>>712492056
My man, have you tried just peeing on her? It might do the trick.
>>712492635
I think it's having a stroke.
Someone alert the paramedics.
>>712485108
kek
>>712492889
>>712492889
Lel
its like bether then nothing, you yust need to grow balls and be a man, anyway jou have a pic about her wen he making out with your ex, no?
>>712492816
Thing is I don't really want to see porn of her it would somehow ruin her for me. Lewds would be okay though.
>>712484651
Non-sequitur, that's not cheating
>>712493167
I swear to god you fucking spic if you type another broken English message in this thread without replying I'm going to build a wall and make you pay for it.
>>712489378
>she does porn
NO
>>712493234
>I don't really want to see porn of her
Don't worry, you can't see.
And he is him, not her
>>712492889
I have not. Driving. Goodnight folks! If something eventful happens I'll be back.
![large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IRqb4j1.jpg "large[1].jpg")
>>712493234
Well, this is the most recent pic on her tumblr, might be an ad, though.
>>712493355
Go back to your trap thread.
well god luck, i think its good enough
Punch her in the lip.
Then punch the dyke in the lip.
>>712484798
This guy gets it.
>>712484651
If i found out id sayits cool. Are you a girl too?
>>712493414
>trap thread.
Oh, no. I'm serous. I'm living in the same capital with "her". And guess what? We studying on the same university.
>>712493402
Odds are if something eventful happens with this chick you'll be on a slab in the morgue.
>>712493402
I'm telling you, man. When you get home just pee on her. She'll either get the message and haul ass out of your crib or she'll like that shit. Either way you win.
bump
>>712493744
I like your dubs, friendo.
my wife has a side chick, she regularly fucks her. we've all been friends since like middle school. my wife wanted to try and fuck a girl and she offered.
now sometimes when im at work and my wife gets horny she just calls our friend over
>New Ch@n open:
http://city-chan.pw/cg/
>>712491189
SAUCE
>>712493972
enjoy your impending divorce
>>712488984
Spotted the faggot :^}
>>712485108
I can do this
>>712492301
Just fucking kill her. U said nobody was looking for her.
>>712488827
There's no way that's a girl. There are no tits. completely flat.
>>712495120
flat chests are a thing
>>712495120
>>712495337
But she is not flat.
>>712495392
That's padding, not her real chest.
>>712495709
Ohi, boi. Why you saying this? because; >>712493545
>>712493355
it's a meme, anon.
you are a special kind of stupid
>>712493545
HAve you talked to Anzu? How is "she" in real life? Cute?
>>712496521
>HAve you talked to Anzu?
Yes, few times.
>she
Stap that, it's a meme. Le ebin trap meme.
>How is "she" in real life?
Very cute and weird at the same time. Like a 2D bitch in 3D world. But more cute.
>>712485038
>>712485215
There appears to be a glitch in the matrix
>>712484651
Dump her.
Now I know that physically, a girl can't compete with a guy. Even lesbians just use penis shaped substitutes to get each other off, all those fucking disgusting toys. But the idea behind it, that she thinks she can get off or get emotional sympathy from somebody else. Her cheating heart.
If you don't want to be with me, don't be with me. Just don't cheat on me first and wait for me to find out.
>>712496932
>Dump her.
I'm no OP but, instagram.com/anzujaamu/?hl=en
>>712496687
No, she's a she. There is no dude, trap or mentally ill even, that takes as many fucking pictures of themselves as she does. That's how we know Rose is a girl. Anzu and Rose are more than willing to take unflattering pictures of themselves, every day pictures, every time they see a mirror, they play dress up, there is constant self-absorption when there is no need for any and that is a sure sign of being a chick.
>>712497033
>No, she's a she. There is no dude
Yes I say that.
Don't take it serious.
>>712497027
I would end the relationship though. It doesn't matter how cute she is, you can still be tired of her shit.
What? Like if I let her get away with cheating on me with another chick, that would somehow mean she wouldn't do it again? and again? and push her luck, and cheat on me with a dude?
>>712496915
More like a glitch in your butthole, amirite? Also,
>>712485038
>>712485215
>>712486134
>>712496915
Samefag.
>>712497140
>and cheat on me with a dude?
She can be a lesbian. But that's true. She can do that.
>>712497244
>More like a glitch in your butthole, amirite?
>>712497280
Girls can't be lesbian. All they can be is attention whores.
>>712497033
>>712497099
>>712497244
>>712497311
>>712497766
You kikes are dubbing off the charts. Five out of the last seven posts, wowie!
>>712497766
FTW? That's a big amount of butthurt. Tell your story to us, anon.
I've been in this situation but not this way. Friend couple wants threesome so we do a threesome but then me and his girlfriend get feelings for eachother and start sleeping together prettymuch everyday. He knows too which is fine but as the months go on and he's getting jealous so he kinda guilts her into thinking it's cheating and makes her leave me.
>>712498666
Hail satan!
>>712484651
Nothing because it's not cheating. If you aren't gay it's OK.
Man man and woman woman is not cheating
>>712484651
Anyone ok with this is a fucking cuck. She cheated on you, you were not invited. filthy whores probably been balls deep with your friends to
>>712497939
There is no way girls can be turned off by guys. All their masturbatory aids are penis shaped.
lesbianism isn't preferring females, it's disliking males. girls do not dislike guys.
>>712485108
Seems reasonable.
>>712484651
>cheated
lol cheating is something people did in the 90's and earlier when anyone gave a fuck.
if you and your significant other ever had another sexual or romantic partner, what is the difference from that and having a partner on the side? There isn't a difference. You can be equally loyal to both, or all. There is no such thing as cheating. it's all fabricated in your head.
that being said I wouldn't give a fuck if she cheated with 3 girls and 7 men as long as they were clean.
>>712484651
stab her because it wasn't a black guy.
As long as she's happy why do I care who or what she is fucking?
>>712489151
>/B/
>the anonymoose online meme board
>hear it first here on fox news
>>712499710
Cuck
>>712500297
Look this /b/, we've spotted the rare cuck-a-roo in his natural habitat. This is so awesome for science and nature.
>>712484798
This, but on the off chance she says yes, also dump her (after, of course)
>>712500631
Why dump her? That's basically throwing away gold. We all know diamonds are the hardest tungstens around, idiot.
>>712500297
imagine that saying to your dog that you have another good boy, and how he feels. that's how you should feel you fucking cuck
>>712484651
Happened with my ex wife, we had had a couple of threesomes with her friends and we would always talk about women.
But she slept with one behind my back and kept it secret, when I inevitably found out about it she acted like it wasn't a big deal at all. Like I didn't have a reason to be upset about it.
I wasn't that I was upset about her doing it, but It was a betrayal just because she kept it from me.
>>712493140
Kek
>>712492363
NPH who said you were entitled to do such a thing.
>>712484651
Watch
Talk to her about opening up our relationship so I could sleep with other guys
