This is Teddy. Teddy is Dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home. At exactly 3:37 AM, Teddy will remove your eyes with a rusted ice pick unless you post in this thread
>>712464589
I just wanna sleep dude
>>712464589
Shit got me
penis
Okay
https://youtu.be/vhywCtFeT2U
>>712464589
shit teddy calm down, i didnt do shit, and i dont even own an ice pick so you are going through a whole lotta trouble to have to remove my eyes at 3:37.
>>712464589
cmon man, I just got home
>>712464589
nibba
nigger
>>712464589
I already didn't reply to a Teddy thread and I didn't die. Suck my dick Teddy.
Will you rape me daddy?
eat a shit
teddy kill yourself
Nope
not today teddy
>>712464589
kill me
I wanna die
why not
>>712464900
You can't ask someone to rape you, it defeats the purpose entirely.
>>712464589
ok, man. ok!
:(
fuck that
>>712464968
TEDDY IS NOT A GODDAMN MURDERER. DON'T SLANDER TEDDY YOU WHORE
>>712464589
Spooky shit mang.
teddy looks like the fucking kazoo kid on meth
>>712464589
i thought you were tom
nigger
>>712464589
what if i want to get my eyes removed?
aaa
>>712464589
fug
Lol
>>712464589
succo
>>712464589
Can someone blease make a dank Pepe Teddy meme?
>>712464589
i too want to sleep
>>712464589
come on teddy, why?
s
But if teddys dead then how is he going to scoop out my eyeballs?
Well, shit
Well
Nope
fuck
>>712464589
well shit
>>712464589
i doubt it you cuck
>>712464589
Move along Teddysama...
>>712464589
reply
Why does this nigger keep coming back
>>712464694
lmao, but for this, this tbh fam
hi teddy
Well shit
Ehhwhw
>>712464589
>Teddy is Dead
>Teddy will remove your eyes
the faggot is dead or alive?
Sage
>>712464589
cmon man
>>712465258
with an ice pick
This teddy seems like a cool dude, I'd like to play some bo3 with him
>>712464589
Can I put my dick in Teddy?
>Tfw posting from McDonalds and about to head home to my cardboard box and cardboard wife.
Feels comfy.
k
>>712465003
Thanks based doggo
>>712464589
Teddy is dead and therefore cannot hurt me.
I win
Plz no teddy
>>712464589
Edamn
lmao
kee breh
>>712464589
Dang
>>712464589 m8 its night out, and i want to actually sleep. So go back to /x/
Fun
>>712464589
ok pussy
>>712464589
Teddy needs to fuck off
>>712464589
teddy doesn't real like grills
Faggot
.
>>712465003
Help me, doggo
Fuck off teddy
no
I'd rather have this sugar skeleton smother me to death with her sugar tits
Damn no pls
Rip
Rekt
Xyzzy
Ok
No sir
Nyet
>>712464589
this meme is not funny
2spook
No
Posting
asdfg
FUCK
Dgjhhhhh
>>712466114
>breasts made of bone
You would we crushed to death anon...
>>712464589
I dont like teddy
eeeeek
?
>>712464589
Now he's in your house OP and there is nothing you can do to stop him.
Im ready
I ain't takin any chances mega faggots
pls dont Teddy
Just being safe
fuq u feg
i just wanna fap and sleep man
>>712464589
pls no teddy i luv u bby
kkk
>>712466603
Rip OP
My butthole won't be tickled today
>>712464589
Why are y o u doing this?
I hope teddy likes looking at my acorn dick all night
I hope that motherfucker does come to my house. I'm going to see how many rounds it takes to drop a dead bitch.
>>712465003
Thanks doggo
>>712464589
fuck you
>>712464589
Ãtpsp
Fuck off faggot
>>712465003
thanks, doggo
jej
>>712464589
Best of luck, teddy
I collect my ass hairs
Deadass b
>>712464589
alright
But teddy is dead
>>712465003
i am imoon
>>712466541
She's actually made of sugar
dang
>>712466430
aaaa
>>712464589
D
>>712464589
hey there friend, settle down now
>>712464589
Faggot
>>712464589
nig nog in my frig frog
>>712464589
ayyy
kys
Damn
>>712465118
Then you shouldn't have posted.
cant chance it
fuck u
>>712464589
God
>>712464589
might as well
>>712466803
That's what you think.
>>712464589
Rip
sp00ked
>>712464589
Fag
let me sleep teddy
fuck you
>>712464589
????????
>>712464589
Please let me sleep. Tomorrow's my day off.
>>712464589
God dammit
Fuck
Fugg xdddd
>>712464589
Oh fuck
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>712464589
fuck you
Is that Gary Busey
FUG dis, you got me
Shit
>>712464589
what the fuck
jesus christ okay
(you)
you a bitch nigga
Plx
k then
fuck you teddy
seems leggit
your mom
nigger
In this thread
>>712464589
yea fuck dat shit
>>712464589
The trees are against you teddy
Fuck means
>>712464589
Fuck
>>712465003
Save me pupper
>>712464589
Teddy want this?
Smell my farts Teddy!
Fuck
Fu
>>712464589
teddy fuck off
shit
damn teddy
Its 5am
Not risking it
fuck
>>712464589
dick
Cmon man
>>712464589
dang
>>712464589
saved
>>712465003
thanks doggo
>>712464589
fuck
>>712464589
mmk
Bananaman
>>712464589
Yes dad
ffs
>>712464589
can we have more stories like this come back? thx fam
Alright then.
ok
plz no
yo
>>712464589
fuck you
Teddy looks like he deserves a big dick in his ass.
Pls I sleep
lmao
>>712464589
That is not Teddy; that is Hank.
>>712468641
Teddy was pretty bad in Suicide Squad.
>>712464589
it's past 3:37 AM faggot
>>712464589
Meow
>>712464589
Not today
y tho
Sieg heil
Fait me bitch
fuck you i was on my way to sleep
Fuck off, Ted.
>>712464589
haha
>>712464589
pls
Yea okay
Check em
am safe
Christ, I wont be able to sleep now
rolling for dubs
k
Not today teddy
This is my first time posting in a thread like this, but I feel scare af
>>712464589
Fuck you, Teddy.
Fuck off faggot Its 5am
plz teddy no
>>712469611
Fuck
>>712464589
khjkjhkjhkj
>>712464589
Fuck u teddy white boii
Teddy is my nigga, he wouldn't do that even if I didn't post. I'll post just in case tho, he is one wild mutha fucka
Teddy is a goddamn nigger
Same
>>712464589
i'm too much of a pussy fuck
lol
Fight me
>>712464589
shush
Roll
Moo
>>712464589
Damn
Well now I have to fucking post bc I heard a noise right when I finished reading this.
Luckily I'm in a locked room with only 1 enterance. Don't ask what I'm doing in here.
No pls
Teddy I've already been robbed don't kill me now
pls don't do this teddy-sama
penis
>>712464589
aloha snackbar
kek
>>712464589
>>712465003
Thanks doggo. Fuck you op
Im not risking this shit
>>712470412
Whatchu doin
>>712464589
llllllllllllllllllll
>>712464589
Can i sleep now
No teddy D:
>>712464589
fuck you
Nooooo
>>712464589
Fuck
nigger
>>712464589
That really wouldn't be practical. We don't really have ice picks in this part of the world.
>>712464589
Heck
Oh sHit
>>712464589
>>712464589
Teddy, you got a friggin problem? Lets settle this in the ring, man
Can you kill nick bostick instead really hate that guy
K
Was this my childhood photo?
>>712464589
nooooo
>>712464589
fuk no
:(
>>712464589
2 niggers
Not even home, nigger.
Come into my parlor said the spider to the fly.
>>712464589
no teddy pliss
>>712464589
Fuck off Ted.
post
>>712464589
bye tedy
I SAIDA HIP HOP, A GANGSTA POP
fuck
>>712470255
Tnx papa trump
lmao
>>712464589
But it's morning and i'm on a bus
blackacs
X-d
>>712464589
luv Tedy
Hey ted
Woag no no
>>712464589
lmao
>>712464589
it's 5:37 am tho
Why is it rusted? It's it too much terrible to get a stainless steel one? It's the most common type, no doubt due to the fact it's used in water/ice a lot.
C'mon Ted. You're letting down the team.
Gotta reply just in case
Fuck you Teddy
K
>>712467016
>712467016
fucking saved
c'mon man i'm trying to beat off
okay
>>712464589
Better bring the jelly babies biatch
Nopenopenope
Nah
SAFE
>>712464589
But why?
Fuck you dude
teddy can get out my house
Teddy plz no
Nah
Ill buy it
>>712464589
ssssaved
Fuck off
>>712464589
C'mon man, can't you just put me out of my misery clean and quick instead?
Teddy looks like gary busey on acid.
>>712464589
>Anonymous 11/20/16(Sun)23:28:09 No.7124645
plz lev me be teddy
fuck
>>712464589
If he's dead, Teddy can't do any of those things..... just sayin.
alright i posted
>>712472733
Check'd and wrecked.
Yeah, fuck you Teddy.
i was almost asleep too fuck off
>>712464589
man
