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what's foreskin
>>712463844
Something only true men have
>>712463844
fpbp
>>712463776
I always loved this picture. So relatable.
Get circumcised you cuck
foreskin related bump
Imagine eating that cheesy goodness
Thank god i'm circumsized....
Thank god i shower....
having foreskin is better lol u mad cutfags that your cockhead loses nerve endings and mine is protected by my meat sheath?
>>712464586
poor mutadick
I love blasting away all the yeasty bacterium when I shower
Yeast
Nothin wrong with a little cottage cheese here and there
I dont get it do peopke get cheeses on their weener?
>>712463776
thank god i'm cut
here come the cutfags
>>712463776
i dont have that gross fucking foreskin bullshit on my dick that girls hate, so i'm good
>>712465330
Implying you get girls
>>712463907
Slug cock detected
>>712463907
(you)
>>712465441
implying you know who i am and anything about my social or sex life. stay mad slug cock
>>712465461
>>712465484
>being proud that the jews mutilated your genitals
>>712463776
only True Alpha Males have uncut cocks
its just a fact
>>712465646
its also the reason your mother doesn't love you, slug cock faggot
>>712465583
Implying you're not a faggot
>>712463776
Thats not how foreskin works
One:why wouldnt you shower in ten days
Two: unless youre already a disgusting person with shit habits, obviously you fucking clean the foreskin
>>712465619
man i'm so glad my dick doesn't look fucking disgusting 24/7. and i'm also glad i don't have to worry about whether or not a girl is into nasty looking slug dicks
>>712465619
Too easy
>>712465858
XDDDDDDDDD good one anon!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>712465851
>trying this hard
Domt worry, maybe goldberg will spare a shekel or two
>>712465876
Implying you're not butthurt and continously using the same term because you're 11
>>712465876
You probably wouldn't have to worry about that if you did have a nasty looking slug dick anyway
>>712465938
how do you clean your dick cheese
>>712466021
fucking gross.
>>712466021
Again, it's way too easy to trigger you faggots. And the fact that you all worry so much about other dude's dicks makes both sides raging faggots.
>>712465583
Listen to this beta nigger trying to look sick on the web
>>712464701
that is fucking gross, lmfao
i only like feminine dicks uncut
males I prefer cut
>>712466378
lmfao is this kid serious? hahahahh. in what way at all am i trying to look "sick" rofl you fucking retard
>>712466471
(You)
>>712466515
U look like a jew here's 2.5 shekels go buy yourself a foreskin and a nose reduction you greedy monkey
cut master race reporting in
>>712466705
XDDDD raciss joke guise!!!!!!! u jew hahahah XDDDDDD i'm 13 years old racism is funni!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>itt forefags in denial
Ladies like it cut uncut just looks gross
>>712466844
Your name is Brendan shut the fuck up
>>712466719
foreskin is what shitskins and europoors have and try to convince themselves that they're superior
>girls think it's gross
>its harder to clean
>can easily get infected
>traps piss and makes your dick smell
lol later uncut fags
>>712466967
no its Steinberg Moneygrabber
foreskin pulls back automatically when you have a boner so as long as you don't show a bitch your dick when it's sof it won't look that gross. Looks the same as a cut dick
>cripplecocks
>>712467100
Goldstein Pennybag
>>712467003
>>712464701
Yeah...sure
You cant do this if you have foreskin
>>712467003
lol how does one look better than the other?
>>712465851
im cut tho
>>712466844
Jews aren't a race.
>>712467899
hating jews is still considered being racist,
>>712467794
i can clearly see his foreskin
>>712468005
oi vey
>>712468005
No it isn't. They're not a race.
>>712467794
the foreskin retracts when your penis is erected, you retard.
>>712468092
then why is it considered being a racist if you hate jews?
>>712463776
Ok im uncut and ive gone a few days without showering and ive never had smegma like that. It pays that my pops informed me when i was young yo pull it back when pissing and just to not be a nasty faggot like most of the others seem to be that give us a bad name. Hell even when i go camping for a week or something i atleast use warm water a bit of soap and a cloth. All this being said mine is loosish or more or less perfect. Most girls who ive been with didnt even know i was uncut untill they saw me soft.
>>712467243
americucks best buds with niggers, mudslimes and kikes.
>>712463776
I'm cut and when I touch my scar line I think to myself "I'm not missing out on much"
>>712468323
It's called being Anti-Semitic.
People are retarded and say racist for everything.
>>712468337
but i have to do literally none of that extra maintenance and all the uncuts are like "that sux ur cut jew lol look at all this extra shit i have to do so that my dick isn't nasty as fuck lol it fuckin rocks!!!"
>>712468323
It's not. It considered prejudice.
>The autism is strong with you my padawon
>>712463844
The fleshy turtleneck your ding a ling has
This thread is soooo internet
>>712468673
go back to tumblr
>>712468541
Do you have to think to remember wash your nuts in the shower?
>>712468092
jews are also an ethnic group, not only a religious one.
>>712468724
And you go fuck yourself
>>712468743
lol i dont have to make sure i pee a special way or do any of that shit u mentioned. besides just basic hygiene
>>712463776
>uncut men are just as clean and hygienic as cut men
top kek sandworm
>>712468920
Exactly. I dont think about it. Its not extra to me, its just the same shit ive done since i was 5.
>>712468604
i dont give a shit, it's considered racist by the majority, i dont fucking care what the minority likes to say it is. So lets say Hitler only hated jews and not blacks or gays or anything else, and only burned jews and persecuted them, Hitler wasn't a racist then?
>>712469048
>since I was 5
Bullshit
ITT: Cheese
Jews ARE a race
See
>>712466112
By cleaning it
Unless you are an a disgusting fucking umhygienic pig you dont get dick cheese
if the only reason you got circumsised is youre too lazy to clean off your genitals
Then shave yiur head, its too much work to clean
Fucking cut off your ears to not deal with earwax
hey, skin your godamn ballsack to never deal with pubes again
>>712469264
Been taking bathing all my life, and since my dad left when i was 4 i kinda learned some shit for myself.
>>712463907
at least I don't have dick cheese
>>712469177
No.
If Hitler only hated Jews, then absolutely not, you autist.
having no for skin makes your dick dry and iratable also makes jacking off shit
uncut penis:
>more sensivity
>more stimulation for your partner
>you can fap without lube
>no risk of a botched surgery
>no pain
>not being associated with jews and muslims
>>712469471
hating jews is racist, fuck off loser
>>712469345
Basically this. Cutfags' entire argument is "Yeah, well I don't have to clean myself"
>>712468541
Theres no extra stuff you fucking idiot
Why would you cut off a piece of your dick because its easier to clean
Its basic hygiene
get fked cut faggots you're associated with the things you hate most; jews and africans.
the thing they don't tell you is that (propper) foreskin cleans itself for the most part when you piss
>>712469522
>no pain
What?
>>712469531
being in 4chan and carin for peoples shit
fuck off faggot
>>712469522
he makes a pretty decent argument
>>712469743
Don't bother, he's autistic as fuck.
>>712467805
It doesn't!
And, it doesn't matter anymore. It's just another argument between beta short dicks
Why do you faggots care so much about eachothers dicks?
Kill yourselves, just die, get off Earth, fuck you.
>>712469522
>Fap without lube
I must have a lot of extra skin down there (8 inch cut penis) cuz I fap with no lube 100% of the time
>>712469890
>i'm mad so ill say he has autism
>>712469667
the pain during the procedure
even if you don't remember because you did it as an infant it doesn't mean it is painless.
Circumcision is just unnatural.
It's like if I cut off a toe because I think it looks better. Quit messing with baby dicks, people.
>>712466112
why fix something if it aint broken?
>>712463776
Old meme is old. Old troll is old...
>>712470136
i mean lol... it virtually is painless because it is absolutely impossible to remember that pain or to even have an idea of what it's like to get part of your dick cut,
>>712470092
>mad
Not even in the slightest.
>>712467243
Canadian and only like 15% or less of us are cut. Should be blue.
>>712469177
Yeah no Hitler was simply prejudice
>Being this autistic
>>712464701
So wats ur point?
Cut - less feeling no nerve endings?
Un cut- less feeling cuz of some meat turtleneck?
>>712470136
I suppose.
But there are people who get circumcised later in life, various reasons which are mostly based on health issues, they have to get surgery and I highly doubt they would get it without anaesthetic.
>>712470471
why does everybody on this site resort to saying autism as an insult. is it because they are insecure themselves and are slightly socially retarded? i think so
>>712470335
HUMANS are unnatural you dense piece of fuck.
>>712470598
can't tell if you're retarded or just fucking around
>>712470617
the point is that your mom prefer foreskin son.
no. i've not showered for days on end and didn't get any accumulation of smegma. do you not pull your foreskin back to urinate? and the subsequently wipe yourself with toilet paper to get the little bit of urine?
>>712470787
nice projection fagget
>>712463776
>tfw can go 14 days without showering and my glorious cut cock will still be appealing to females
>>712470699
Nice dubs.
It's just a go to insult.
If you can't handle that then just leave and post on a different forum website.
It's that simple.
>>712470865
>to get the little bit of urine?
Holy shit do uncutfags really have to do this? That's fucking gross.
>>712470893
nice having a cut dick will be useful when you're homeless.
>>712470712
Everything is natural jackass. It's impossible for anything to not be made of natural materials and exist within natural laws.
haha you fucking dickcut sandnigger jew retards, imma proud of my whit uncut dick
>>712470787
Calm down sir an try again
>>712471026
ikr luckily your mom is a nasty hoe amd she loves it.
>>712470437
"yeah, my parents raped me when I was a toddler, but it's ok, given that I can't remember it. lol"
>>712471027
>implying I'll ever be homeless with all the bitches clamouring to jump on my beautiful cock
>>712471027
>when you're homeless
This escalated quickly.
>>712470712
Why, were we put here by aliens or something, faggot?
We evolved with foreskin, cutting it off just because is fucking stupid.
>>712467243
Australian and they only cut it if there are medical complications.
>>712471162
keep dreaming anon.. keep dreaming.
>>712471149
>your mom
Ooo shit dawg sik burn
Stay mad, uncut forevervirgin
>>712471268
Are you saying that getting rid of your foreskin is retarded if it poses a health risk to you?
(Disclaimer: I'm not saying it poses a threat to everybody.)
>>712471285
Wrong. Most get cut because their mothers know that cut just looks better.
>>712471329
how can i be a virgin when your mom is all up on my uncut knob.
>>712471026
no, you should be wiping the tip of your dick too. it's all the same.
>>712471160
there is a difference between being a toddler and literally being born 5 minutes ago, you stupid fuck
>>712471499
>your mom
Not even my filthy slut mother would go near you, cheesedick
>>712466112
>how do you clean your dick cheese
It takes years and years if practice before you can
1- pull skin back
2- rinse with some warm water
Btw, how come you still have hands? Bettrr cut them off instead of washing them every day
>>712470664
circumcision is ok only if you have a severe case of phimosis. that's it.
>>712471739
i beg to differ nigger
>>712471492
Incorrect. Infants as of approx 2010 is less than 5% cut rate in aus. (fluctuates a percent or two per state)
i can fap anywhere with mu uncut dick, but circumised dicks lokks better (i guess. never seen one)
>>712471457
You can remove tons of body parts safely. Just because it CAN be done doesn't mean it should, especially to babies that can't consent.
You're mutilating baby dicks. How does that not set off red flags for people?
>>712463776
awkward moment when cut cocks make dick cheese too, it just has no catchment area.
A shower a day stops women being at bay
>>712471877
But I need hands
Don't need a foreskin.
>>712463776
unfortunately my religifag parents chopped my dickhood off
>>712467243
USA: Proud leader of the third world
>>712472054
you need it to keep ur dick sensitive
>>712471877
>implying it was your choice to cut it off
>>712471952
Cool so maybe in 60 years once all the already cut men die that will mean something
>>712463907
/thread
>>712472218
>implying
Nice try, cheesedick
>>712471989
I dunno, /b/ro.
It could be because of the fact people just don't care.
>>712472248
Has been steadily dropping since ww2 (That era warfare wasn't the greatest for hygiene).
Prolly about 20 - 25% of guys under 30 would be cut, maybe a bit more.
>>712463907
Your dad didn't complain last night.
>>712472054
You need a foreskin to protect and moisturize the head
I honestly can't give a fuck about who does and doesn't have a foreskin. But you uncut fags are fucking nasty.
This post just shows how disgusting cut people are.
Who the fuck doesn't shower for 10 days? Foreskin or no foreskin.
If your argument to mutilating yourself is "it cleaner", then you're a disgusting prick who don't know how to fucking clean yourself.
>>712472377
>Prolly about 20 - 25% of guys under 30 would be cut, maybe a bit more.
Nah. Prolly about 80 - 100% are cut
>see I can make shit up too
>>712471966
yes you have seen a circumcised dick. you're on /b/.
>>712470794
I should buy a boat
>>712472567
no m8.
I'm glad my parents weren't evil jewss. My parents actually love me
>>712472462
The head doesn't need that, just like every other piece of skin on the body.
Keep trying.
Here's the deal. If you have a nice looking dick, it's a nice looking dick uncircumcised or not. If you have an ugly dick, it's an ugly dick uncircumcised or not.
>>712472652
yeah m80
>>712472600
may be, but i didnt examine them are they cut or not
>>712472762
>Here's the deal. If you have a nice looking dick, it's circumcised. If you have an ugly dick, it's uncircumcised.
Ftfy
Im a girl btw
>>712473035
Proof that you're a femanon?
>>712473035
If you have an outie you should kill yourself.
>>712471664
if you can't remember either one what's the difference? cutting a piece of your dick off is the stupidest thing I can think of, no matter how old you are
>>712473035
My donger would change your mind about that, baby. Every chick I've ever been with has gone on about how I have the most aesthetically pleasing penis they've ever seen, and how it's the fattest and longest too ;)
>>712473035
>Uncircumcised dicks feel better and dont have scar tissue
I'm a girl also
>>712473402
Suuuuuuure.
I had very tight foreskin so circumisation was my only way to prevent infections
>>712473035
>>712473475
prove it, faggots
>>712473539
LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMT2jq-suyU
>>712473602
>>712473494
I know you're trying to hint for a dick pick. What kind of guy do you think I am? I'm no man whore. Go be a filthy slut somewhere else.
>>712473854
>timestamp
>>712473669
its not so unusual problem though
>>712473854
what the fuck is wrong with that sqirel
>>712474160
Usually fixed with cream or stretching. Most doctors won't recommend circumcision unless it's a very bad case of phimosis.
>>712474161
wut sqirel
>>712464586
Dont thank god thank your rabbi doctor. Some people love being tortured i guess.
>>712463776
Who the fuck doesn't shower for 10 days?
Oh, that's right: the filthy 3rd world niggers who have anteater dicks
>>712474291
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT??? not talking about the squirrel.
>>712474291
it has makeup? clarify if you're the one who likes intact dicks or not.
>happy that your dick is ruined forever
>happy because someone else prefers it
Cutfags are literally cucks.
>>712463776
>not showering for 10 days
Yeah sorry. Can't relate.
i can cut my dick and be a jew or i can wash my dick before being with a girl. Hmmm hard choice.
>>712474425
What do you think? Cut dicks get me off almost as much as road kill does
The fact is circumsicion was a viable option when humans couldnt keep sanitary. Now in the age of viable everyday methods to keep clean the only reason anyone would EVER get circumsized is because their parents are incredibly religous or misinformed. Fact.
>>712474577
you have some sort of weird roadkill fetish?
>>712474577
Post a timestamp, whore
>>712474783
I'd assume youd have to be into some weird shit to like cut dicks
i'm glad i have a low and loose circumcision but boy do i dream of what my penis could have been.
>>712474448
you cant have pleasure with ur dick so you begin to take it in the ass lul
ITT: Losers trying to brag about having one thing the have: a foreskin
>>712463776
no.......
>>712474448
>Implying more than half of us had a say in it
Nigger
Huh
>>712472692
Wrong, the head of the penis does indeed need the foreskin.
Without it the head of the penis becomes extremely dry and insensitive, not to mention that if you're circumcised you're statistically more like to experience erectile dysfunction earlier on in life.
>>712475267
Uh... try that again
>>712467099
circumcision is literally a law of islam you dumb fuck
>>712474291
have you ever put a dick through your gauge?
>>712467243
Umm nobody in Australia gets circumsized
>>712470091
T his
>>712463776
Hard to relate when I've never gone more than three days without a shower in my entire life.
>>712472054
Perhaps, but you technically don't not need it either.
