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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
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kill yourself
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Gee, thanks anon
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Sure
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Gee, i hope its the 13 year old im talking to
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>>712454450
I sure hope it's the 13 year old this anon is talking to.
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>>712453908
Doubt.
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>>712453908
ok
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hope this actually works doubt it though
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nice
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>>712453908
Worth a try, let's go.
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Doubt
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>>712453908
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Doubt it
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>>712453908
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>>712453908
K
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Eliza is a whore I hope she gets cancer
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>>712453908
doubt it
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suuuuuuuuureeeeee
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>>712453908
Kek
I don't leave my room
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>>712453908
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I'll take one, thanks
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More problems s yippee
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>>712454200
hope it works rip
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heres to not losing hope!
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>>712453908
but i don't want a girlfriend unless it's a cute trap bf
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i guess we'll see :0
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I reply
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Fuck it.
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Let's gooooo
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Please...
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>>712454200
>>712454947
>told op to kill himself as a disguise hoping this shit will works
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yes bb let's do this bb I'm dying inside bb
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>>712453908
i wana slam puss
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a man can dream
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>>712453908
Give me luck
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Thanks
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>>712455441
kek
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>>712453908
Doubt x2
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Gf get
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>>712453908
So she is gonna cone to my house by herself? Because I don't go outside since like 2014, but anyways lets do it.
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pls
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testing
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pls
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fuck it. Why not
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>>712455757
You've been in your mom's basement for 2 years straight?
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>>712453908
i want
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About time
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You better work anon...
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>>712453908
You have me there
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nigag
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>>712453908
my nigga
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>>712453908
kek
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Pls
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Was probably gonna happen anyway, but I'll bite
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Yert
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>>712455441
>calling out anons in disguise while also hoping this shit works
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>>712453908
I don´t need one, fuck off OP!
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>>712453908
>your mom will die
fuck it i don't care
>you will have a girlfriend
if there's even the slightest chance i'll take it
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I'm good, thanks.
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thanks kindly anon
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I hope she is 2D
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>>712453908
k
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Just in case...
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>>712453908
ur gay lol
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Please work.
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>>712453908 go die
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k
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pls
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(x) doubt
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pls
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Eh, why not.
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Please God
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My gf just dumped me, maybe it'll work
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Finally
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hmmm
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Doubt it
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>>712453908
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reply again, cuz i came across it again
and im really fucking desperate
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(x) Doubt
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pls am so lone
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Not risking it
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>>712453908
I already have a girlfriend and I dont fucking like her

(Im gay)
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Oh, golly gee. I can't wait!
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Ill go ahead idc
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I'm a 38 yo man, this is impossible, really. I think the only thing a will have tomorrow is the usual: eat, drink, work, fap, sleep.
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>>712453908
If this doesn't work, I will some how find you, and rape you.
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Plz
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fake and gay
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>>712453908
Yay
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>>712453908
pls
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I beleive the gods will now favor me with a horny warm girl!
The vibrational energy of the otherverse I beleive in you!
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pls, SM pls
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>>712453908
(You)
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>>712453908
Nice
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Please god give
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>>712453908
My girlfriend NOW!
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Pls bless me with a girl.
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well lets see
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I'll stop masturbating if I get a girlfriend tomorrow
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K
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Want to leave a fuck you comment to disguise the fact im replying because im hopeless
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Hmu
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>>712453908
If only. She's pretty cute in the picture, at least.
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Might as well try
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>>712457111
OP is the GF going to bee fucking awesome since I've rolled trips?
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>>712453908
worth a shot
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gf get
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get
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dubs get
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>>712453908
can i have a trappy gf?
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>>712453908
REPLY
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Give me my gf
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the way things have been going lately that would be really nice
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Do I get a GF for every post?
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I need a girlfriend nigga
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lets see...
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Replying so I can get another one
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meme magic
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>>712453908
What do I have to lose
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>>712453908
Im replying to this post.
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Ok
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Doubtful

>god I'm pathetic
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>>712453908
Shoot me
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I'm desperate
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Screw you OP.
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>>712453908
Fuck you i aint replyng shit
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the girl with the kitten pic was taken down just as I was about to watch
FUCK
report please
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anus ripping
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>>712453908
k
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DON'T BELIEVE HIS LIES
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plz
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>>712453908
Doubtful
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>>712453908
ok
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>>712453908
OH BOY MY LUCKY DAY
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>>712453908
rolling for gf
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>>712453908
i want gf
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>>712453908
ok
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>>712453908
I know i should ignore this but to be honest im really fucking desperate...
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>>712453908
about damn time
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Sunrise!
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bullshit
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Suh Dude
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k
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Why not
There might be a god after all
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Here goes nothing
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I'm hopeless. Kill me
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>>712457977
this.
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O boi, o boi
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>>712453908


meh. why not.
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please anon please
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>>712453908
Sure, why not?
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Ok
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>>712453908
This is going to surprise the hell out of my wife.
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Well I was going to ask a girl that I work with out tomorrow. So why the fuck not.
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Roll
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>>712453908
nice thanks anon
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COME TO ME ALISSA
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Please. I need one.
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hurts
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>>712453908
for fucks sake i need to get to bed
it's fucking 03:28

stop making me reply to these threads you barstard
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heyy attempting to get gf b4 i kms
>>712453908
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>>712453908
lies
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>>712453908
fuck you OP, I'm not falling for it.
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okay
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>>712455999
Check em
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>>712453908
hopefully it's my cousin.
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>>712453908
sure why not
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What are /b/'s thoughts on twenty one pilots?
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>>712453908
let this be real
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Fuck you
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Eh fuck it.
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Yeah, sounds good.
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>>712458675
Faggots
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>>712453908
OKAY
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does it work extra if i get dubs or trips
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YAH
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roll
bump
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>>712453908
Shit don't work but I'll try it
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>>712453908
Let's go, get me her.
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>>712453908
fuck it bump
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Neggir
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>>712453908
fuck i'm lonely
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friends i really need this
im going on my first date ever this tuesday and i really like this girl
wish me luck /b/ros
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fucking please
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Well it can't hurt
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Need the help.
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>>712453908
Well, seeing as I have a date tomorrow... wish me luck boys.
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Can't hurt, I guess
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Hey it worked
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What if i already have one? O.o
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>>712453908
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>>712453908

bullshit
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Help
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I'm so lonely /b/
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worth the try
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roll
bump
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LKJO
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>>712459384
But you replied looking for some luck fagg
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>>712453908
please
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>>712453908
save me
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Only if shes a pedomom!!!
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>>712453908
might as well
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>>712453908
I really hope so OP, cos I'm starting to of this bitch
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>>712453908
but i don't want a gf, I only want >her
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o boy i hope
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Hey woah cool guy up in here with his cool guy words and cool guy promises. A shoe in for class president if I say so!
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fuckin sure
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>>712453908
Girlfriend get
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Kill me
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save me
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Halp
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>>712453908
well i hope she doesn't look like OP's pic atleast
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Omg?!?!
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>>712453908
o rly
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>>712453908
shit
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>>712453908
why not
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eh
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>>712453908
I'll believe it when it happens
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tits
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Ok
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Ahhhhhh
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Yeah i'm sure that posting in this thread has the power to get me laid
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Dont mind if i do
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I mean, I've got nothing to lose...
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No I wont
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>>712453908
hope so.
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>>712453908
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Ayy lmao
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Doubt
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Worth a shot I guess. Got nothing else to lose.
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I'm not lonely
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i hate my life
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woohoo this is totaly legitimate and not fake at all
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op's pic is hot
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>>712453908
I'd better
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>>712453908
I love you Iara

Leave that moron and come to me
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>>712453908
pls give gf
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Lets get at it
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Yeah! That'll happen forsure!!
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>>712453908
how the fuck would that happen
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Ty m9
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Who knows
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I love you more than I should.

I know it'll never happen, especially writing in threads like these.

But an anon can dream can't he? Hold onto that little sliver of hope?
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>REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
OMG yes please!!
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totally
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>>712453908
Idontthibksp
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Fugg
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I wish but Im a fag
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But I don't want on. Oh shit.
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>>712453908
Doubt it
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Fuck it, why not
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>>712453908
Bro ya
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will report back in 12 hours. may the will of our lord be in my everlasting favor
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please
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>>712461358
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>>712453908
>>712461459
Yeah, right
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K
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>>712453908
finally
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Meme magic made trump president, meme magic can get my dick wet
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Shit
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Pls
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Replied
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>>712453908
do your magic
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>>712453908
You better not be lying
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>>712453908
Lmao
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Can I nut inside
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Please Santa
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guess I'll give it a shot
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>>712453908
Suuuure
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Fucking doubt it but whatever
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>>712453908
pls god I am tired of being alone
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I'd like a choice of what kind of girl
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>>712462055
Jesus FUCK my dubs jinxed it.
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>>712453908
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>>712453908
Mmmmmmmmmmk.
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2nd times the charm
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>>712453908
So many replies, I definitely aren't just making an excuse to comment
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>>712453908
my only chance please j
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Yaga
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Damn my desperation
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Nigga
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This better work faggot
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Fuck it.
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>>712453908
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Ill play ur game
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plz god
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Why am I doing this
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Ok
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>>712453908
Sure
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>>712454200
alrighty then
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>>712453908
Ok
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Kill yourself
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Penis
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I'm so lonely
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>>712453908
I NEVER fucking believe these.
But I've never been so close this time.. I need the luck
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>>712453908
Sabby
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>>712453908
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>>712453908
ok
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Bullshit
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ehhhh fuck it, why not
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Please
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>>712453908
Doubt it.
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Crossing my fingers
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haha yeah ok
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>>712462776
i loved that single
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>>712453908
Might as well
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>>712453908
fuck u
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Thanks anon
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>>712453908
):
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hell. Give me too
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Despair
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meow
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hope it works
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>>712453908


I wish
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>>712453908
sure
if dubs, it happens sooner then I think
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>>712453908
Got it
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Faith
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>>712453908
haha I wish
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OK sure thing
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