REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
kill yourself
Gee, thanks anon
Sure
Gee, i hope its the 13 year old im talking to
>>712454450
I sure hope it's the 13 year old this anon is talking to.
>>712453908
Doubt.
hope this actually works doubt it though
nice
>>712453908
Worth a try, let's go.
Doubt
>>712453908
Doubt it
>>712453908
Eliza is a whore I hope she gets cancer
>>712453908
doubt it
suuuuuuuuureeeeee
>>712453908
Kek
I don't leave my room
>>712453908
I'll take one, thanks
More problems s yippee
>>712454200
hope it works rip
heres to not losing hope!
>>712453908
but i don't want a girlfriend unless it's a cute trap bf
i guess we'll see :0
I reply
Fuck it.
Let's gooooo
Please...
>>712454200
>>712454947
>told op to kill himself as a disguise hoping this shit will works
yes bb let's do this bb I'm dying inside bb
>>712453908
i wana slam puss
a man can dream
>>712453908
Give me luck
Thanks
>>712455441
kek
>>712453908
Doubt x2
Gf get
>>712453908
So she is gonna cone to my house by herself? Because I don't go outside since like 2014, but anyways lets do it.
pls
testing
pls
fuck it. Why not
>>712455757
You've been in your mom's basement for 2 years straight?
>>712453908
i want
About time
You better work anon...
>>712453908
You have me there
nigag
>>712453908
my nigga
>>712453908
kek
Pls
Was probably gonna happen anyway, but I'll bite
Yert
>>712455441
>calling out anons in disguise while also hoping this shit works
>>712453908
I don´t need one, fuck off OP!
>>712453908
>your mom will die
fuck it i don't care
>you will have a girlfriend
if there's even the slightest chance i'll take it
I'm good, thanks.
thanks kindly anon
I hope she is 2D
Just in case...
>>712453908
ur gay lol
Please work.
>>712453908 go die
k
pls
(x) doubt
pls
Eh, why not.
Please God
My gf just dumped me, maybe it'll work
Finally
hmmm
Doubt it
reply again, cuz i came across it again
and im really fucking desperate
(x) Doubt
pls am so lone
Not risking it
>>712453908
I already have a girlfriend and I dont fucking like her
(Im gay)
Oh, golly gee. I can't wait!
Ill go ahead idc
I'm a 38 yo man, this is impossible, really. I think the only thing a will have tomorrow is the usual: eat, drink, work, fap, sleep.
>>712453908
If this doesn't work, I will some how find you, and rape you.
Plz
fake and gay
>>712453908
Yay
>>712453908
pls
I beleive the gods will now favor me with a horny warm girl!
The vibrational energy of the otherverse I beleive in you!
pls, SM pls
>>712453908
(You)
>>712453908
Nice
Please god give
>>712453908
My girlfriend NOW!
Pls bless me with a girl.
well lets see
I'll stop masturbating if I get a girlfriend tomorrow
K
Want to leave a fuck you comment to disguise the fact im replying because im hopeless
Hmu
>>712453908
If only. She's pretty cute in the picture, at least.
Might as well try
>>712457111
OP is the GF going to bee fucking awesome since I've rolled trips?
>>712453908
worth a shot
gf get
get
dubs get
>>712453908
can i have a trappy gf?
>>712453908
REPLY
Give me my gf
the way things have been going lately that would be really nice
Do I get a GF for every post?
I need a girlfriend nigga
lets see...
Replying so I can get another one
meme magic
>>712453908
What do I have to lose
>>712453908
Im replying to this post.
Ok
Doubtful
>god I'm pathetic
>>712453908
Shoot me
I'm desperate
Screw you OP.
>>712453908
Fuck you i aint replyng shit
the girl with the kitten pic was taken down just as I was about to watch
FUCK
report please
anus ripping
DON'T BELIEVE HIS LIES
plz
>>712453908
Doubtful
>>712453908
OH BOY MY LUCKY DAY
>>712453908
rolling for gf
>>712453908
i want gf
>>712453908
I know i should ignore this but to be honest im really fucking desperate...
>>712453908
about damn time
Sunrise!
bullshit
Suh Dude
k
Why not
There might be a god after all
Here goes nothing
I'm hopeless. Kill me
>>712457977
this.
O boi, o boi
>>712453908
meh. why not.
please anon please
>>712453908
Sure, why not?
Ok
>>712453908
This is going to surprise the hell out of my wife.
Well I was going to ask a girl that I work with out tomorrow. So why the fuck not.
Roll
>>712453908
nice thanks anon
COME TO ME ALISSA
Please. I need one.
hurts
>>712453908
for fucks sake i need to get to bed
it's fucking 03:28
stop making me reply to these threads you barstard
heyy attempting to get gf b4 i kms
>>712453908
>>712453908
lies
>>712453908
fuck you OP, I'm not falling for it.
okay
>>712455999
Check em
>>712453908
hopefully it's my cousin.
>>712453908
sure why not
What are /b/'s thoughts on twenty one pilots?
>>712453908
let this be real
Fuck you
Eh fuck it.
Yeah, sounds good.
>>712458675
Faggots
>>712453908
OKAY
does it work extra if i get dubs or trips
YAH
roll
bump
>>712453908
Shit don't work but I'll try it
>>712453908
Let's go, get me her.
>>712453908
fuck it bump
Neggir
>>712453908
fuck i'm lonely
friends i really need this
im going on my first date ever this tuesday and i really like this girl
wish me luck /b/ros
fucking please
Well it can't hurt
Need the help.
>>712453908
Well, seeing as I have a date tomorrow... wish me luck boys.
Can't hurt, I guess
Hey it worked
What if i already have one? O.o
>>712453908
>>712453908
bullshit
Help
I'm so lonely /b/
worth the try
roll
bump
LKJO
>>712459384
But you replied looking for some luck fagg
>>712453908
please
>>712453908
save me
Only if shes a pedomom!!!
>>712453908
might as well
>>712453908
I really hope so OP, cos I'm starting to of this bitch
>>712453908
but i don't want a gf, I only want >her
o boy i hope
Hey woah cool guy up in here with his cool guy words and cool guy promises. A shoe in for class president if I say so!
fuckin sure
>>712453908
Girlfriend get
Kill me
save me
Halp
>>712453908
well i hope she doesn't look like OP's pic atleast
Omg?!?!
>>712453908
o rly
>>712453908
shit
>>712453908
why not
eh
>>712453908
I'll believe it when it happens
tits
Ok
Ahhhhhh
Yeah i'm sure that posting in this thread has the power to get me laid
Dont mind if i do
I mean, I've got nothing to lose...
No I wont
>>712453908
hope so.
>>712453908
Ayy lmao
Doubt
Worth a shot I guess. Got nothing else to lose.
I'm not lonely
i hate my life
woohoo this is totaly legitimate and not fake at all
op's pic is hot
>>712453908
I'd better
>>712453908
I love you Iara
Leave that moron and come to me
>>712453908
pls give gf
Lets get at it
Yeah! That'll happen forsure!!
>>712453908
how the fuck would that happen
Ty m9
Who knows
I love you more than I should.
I know it'll never happen, especially writing in threads like these.
But an anon can dream can't he? Hold onto that little sliver of hope?
>REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
OMG yes please!!
totally
>>712453908
Idontthibksp
Fugg
I wish but Im a fag
But I don't want on. Oh shit.
>>712453908
Doubt it
Fuck it, why not
>>712453908
Bro ya
will report back in 12 hours. may the will of our lord be in my everlasting favor
please
>>712461358
>>712453908
>>712461459
Yeah, right
K
>>712453908
finally
Meme magic made trump president, meme magic can get my dick wet
Shit
Pls
Replied
>>712453908
do your magic
>>712453908
You better not be lying
>>712453908
Lmao
Can I nut inside
Please Santa
guess I'll give it a shot
>>712453908
Suuuure
Fucking doubt it but whatever
>>712453908
pls god I am tired of being alone
I'd like a choice of what kind of girl
>>712462055
Jesus FUCK my dubs jinxed it.
>>712453908
>>712453908
Mmmmmmmmmmk.
2nd times the charm
>>712453908
So many replies, I definitely aren't just making an excuse to comment
>>712453908
my only chance please j
Yaga
Damn my desperation
Nigga
This better work faggot
Fuck it.
Ill play ur game
plz god
Why am I doing this
>>712453908
Sure
>>712454200
alrighty then
Kill yourself
Penis
I'm so lonely
>>712453908
I NEVER fucking believe these.
But I've never been so close this time.. I need the luck
>>712453908
Sabby
Bullshit
ehhhh fuck it, why not
Please
>>712453908
Doubt it.
Crossing my fingers
haha yeah ok
>>712462776
i loved that single
>>712453908
Might as well
>>712453908
fuck u
Thanks anon
>>712453908
):
hell. Give me too
Despair
meow
hope it works
>>712453908
I wish
>>712453908
sure
if dubs, it happens sooner then I think
>>712453908
Got it
Faith
>>712453908
haha I wish
OK sure thing