whats one question you would ask god ?
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whats one question you would ask god ?
dont fuck with the infinite. everything you may ask is but a novelty. knowledge isnt going to save you from anything
Why
>>712453333
Couldn't you just play along man? SICK QUADS though
>>712451799
what's the best thing to say to a hot girl to get sum pussy
>>712453488
Sick dubs though
>>712453574
Sick singles though
>>712451799
why should I care about you?, why should I be afraid of you?
How do I kill you?
Would you cover it up?
why did you put my g spot in my asshole?
Whats the key to improving erections and endurance
>>712451799
i'd totally ask for sauce
>>712451799
>Can Geiko really help me save 15% or more on car insurance?
>>712451799
God, can jet fuel melt steel beams?
Why are you imaginary
>>712451799
Why did you give me Schizophrenia?
>>712451799
What did I do to deserve your hateful wrath?
>>712454659
Life sucks for everyone. What counts is how you deal with it.
>>712454354
My sides
How/Why did you fuck up Africa so much?
>>712451799
sup bruh?
How do gay people reproduce? Especially lesbians
>>712454885
But why this? Why insanity? Why do I think I'm a god sometimes? I crave power and magic and it doesn't exist...
BIGUR BENIS
>>712451799
Your honest opinion here bro, is Caitlyn even stunning OR brave?
>>712455238
Magic exists all around us and within, we're just used to it.
>>712451799
what is a clitoris? Wikipedia says its "on the crest of the labia" what does that mean?
Why are we here?
I think I know the answer. Read it in a book once.
>>712451799
If you refuse to condemn nor condone how can you call yourself god?
>>712451799
Why can't we masturbate?
>>712454878
You did nothing to deserve it and there is no such thing as Gods hateful wrath.
>>712455390
Nothing around me holds magic. I hate this existence and I want to go somewhere else.
>>712455071
Why did we?
>>712455238
You are a god. You have the power of creation and if that isnt magic then what is?
>>712451799
>>712454354
I'd like to second.
>>712455631
More power for us.
Can you let me have your skull when you're dead? I'll put you on a bookshelf, better than being in a catacomb for centuries and then skullfucked by a thief.
>>712455485
We are here to create ourselves. To define who we are and experience that.
>>712455602
Well someone's doing something, life's not supposed to be this bad. I think a nigger stole all that's good in my life.
>>712455933
We are here because God had too much love and nowhere to put it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_dCxNjezxY
The serious questions of life
>>712455988
Someone IS doing something. YOU are! You create your experiences. Nothing is good or bad until you define it as such in your reality.
>>712455788
Then tell me how to use it goddamn it...
>>712455932
Sure, just read to me sometimes.
>>712456080
Well I won't disagree
>>712456080
That's what the priest said.
Why eternal punishment for lives that last for 100 years or less if they don't meet your standards?
>>712451799
'sup?
>>712456273
Just tell me when and where to collect the bones. You'll be special, you'll be my first bone.
>>712456273
>Then tell me how to use it goddamn it...
You are always using it, whether consciously or unconsciously, you are creating every moment in your life. Know you not that your thoughts are creative? Thought, word, and action is the most common tool of creation these days. A thought creates a thing on one level, words push the thought into the world so that the idea can be heard by you and by others, action is thought made manifest.
>>712451799
Why?
How do I become happy?
>>712455071
Even God hates niggers.
>>712456546
Hey, I heard you like having a mouthful of bones?
>>712456430
There is no such thing as eternal punishment at the hands of God. Nor does God have 'standards'
>>712456846
From who?
What are niggers good for?
I drop acid for this exact purpose, and then I realize I am god and feel like an idiot.
>>712451799
Why am I single?
>>712456775
Simply choose to be. Smile when you don't feel like it, give happiness to another, these are probably the simplest ways
>>712457063
[laughs eternally]
>>712451799
assuming hes real and that it can talk?
"how do i get rid of u, u dumb bitch?"
>>712457063
why are you single?
>>712451799
Me: God, why OP is such a fucking faggot?
>>712451799
do u believe in god?
>>712456968
To demonstrate duality. They present the opportunity to witness how destructive human nature can be. You can not define who you are without the presence of who you are not. Be glad, then, that you have niggers to show you who you are not, or choose not to be
>>712457198
You don't. I am everywhere, in everything.
how can I become a god?
>>712457665
You already are.
>>712457717
WAAAAOOOO
How can I get laid? I need to learn to use my powers.
Very horny.
>>712453636
You need not care about me, nor should you be afraid.
>>712453888
By killing passion.
Where is the sauce, oh god, father in heaven?
>>712454513
No, of course not!
>>712455542
You can, has God not given us free will?
huh?
>>712458005
There are many ways to "get laid"
The most effective is to become rich.
>>712458158
Somewhere on the interwebz, oh son of Earth.
where my shrimp
Are traps gay?
>>712458840
In most cases, yes.
>>712458502
ok how can I get rich?
>>712457594
oh yeah? Come at me.
>>712453333
>dont fuck with the infinite.
wtf are you on about?
No questions. I would look the almighty right in the eye and ask him to make me a great leader.
I would ask "I there a God?"
>>712455071
>How/Why did you fuck up Africa so much?
Let them do what they do and let survival of the fittest run its course.
>>>712456792
>Even God hates niggers.
He's right you know.
Naruto or Sasuke?
>>712459179
I alrrady am "at you"
Why am I still here man? Like come on man.
>>712451799
Why was I born?
>>712458647
Very kind of you!
>>712451799
>whats one question you would ask god ?
Asking God a question is like asking electricity, gravity, or the universe a question. Even if you got an answer, you wouldn't understand it.
>>712459743
and u already lost
If a tree falls in a forest and nobody is around to hear it, why are niggers made of antimatter?
>>712459912
Why are you talking? Really, why post that. You're not benefiting the thread, you're not asking anything or sharing some shitty opinion, you're just wasting space. How is this possible? Is this what you want? To be this useless? Jesus fuck.
>>712454203
Bye sides
How do I not suffer anymore?
>>712459072
First remove any negative thoughtd you hsve about money. If you love money, admit it, feel no guilt about it. Say out loud that you love money. Repeat it to yourself. Then think about having it in your future. Draw it to you with thought, word, and action. Imagine yourself being rich, think on it until you are clear about it. Imagine no other possibility in your future, imagine there is no alternative to you being rich. Then do the actions which lead to that. Dont turn down an opportunity to make money, laziness leads to nothing. Avoid having kids or getting married
>>712451799
What's my purpose?
>>712451799
What is her name?
>>712453888
beat me to it.
why did you create black people
>>712459072
Sell autism insurance
>>712459951
And what did I lose?
>>712459765
To create and experience.
>>712453333
>dont fuck with the infinite
Fuck that. My individual life is the tiniest blip on the universe, may as well try to go beyond that.
>>712459744
If you dont want to be here, leave. An hero.
>>712460210
What is the cause of your perceived suffering?
>>712460622
That sucks.
>>712460276
To experience your own creation
>>712459912
Unless we assume OP meant an omniscient, omnipotent, anthropomorphic wizard in the sky as most theists believe in. Such a being would be able to render the answer to any question in a way we could comprehend.
>>712460094
>You're not benefiting the thread, you're not asking anything or sharing some shitty opinion,
Truth hurts, doesn't it, jackass?
>>712460894
Then end your current physical incarnation which you call life.
why didn't you just make me a girl if you knew I'd want to be one?
>>712460363
Refer to..
>>712457467
>>712460911
Indeed. Most retarded theists don't understand that their God was created in man's image.
>>712461065
I don't have a way to.
did you give me the ability to suck my own donger?
>>712461153
You chose your incarnation.
>>712461278
Ask and thou shalt receive
>>712451799
Was Mary a milf
>>712461268
How is that?
>>712451799
Why were you so much more involved with desert-wandering goat fuckers than anyone since?
>>712461278
I gave you free will. You will suck your own donger when you have the proper motivation.
>>712458356
hey yea either make this choice or make that one and burn forever lol free will
>>712461589
This is inaccurate.
>>712461453
I don't have a gun, yet. I have a couple other ideas but a gun would be the best option.
>>712460812
I am bound by a physical body that is afflicted by autoimmune problems and also am generally unhappy most of the time. I hate that I have to spend 90% of my waking life working just to be able to afford room, board, and food. It pains me greatly that almost everyone I meet seems oblivious to issues that seem critical and obvious to me.
Why did you make all these stupid neospiritualist pseudo-deep cucks and put them all in the same vigorous circle jerk of a thread?
>>712461591
no doofus i'm asking you if you are behind this. why would you let me suck my own penis?
How to stay happy
>>712461605
What you describe is not free will. God will not punish anybody for making a choice which He presented to us. Religion has created that myth in order to scare people into giving them money and control over their life.
>>712461682
y tho?
>>712461254
I'm not sure it is fair to call the bulk of them retarded. Indoctrination is a powerful tool of religion, and it isn't the victim's fault.
You're right though.
>>712461688
If you wanted to leave this plane of existence badly enough you would have chosen a way in which you could do that by now. A gun is not necessary.
>>712461694
Kek, good question, but think about civilization a 100 years ago, a 1,000 years ago, even 10,000 years ago... things were a whole fucking bunch worse.
>>712461703
More importantly, why are you spending your time and energy here?
>>712461997
Well I do want to off myself but I don't want to fuck up.
>>712461873
Nonsense. And certainly not accurate if you're talking about Bible god.
>>712462023
Yes, but the suffering of others does not make me feel any better. The fact that people have to suffer at all bothers me profoundly.
>>712455447
What's this from?
Found sauce
http://www.vjav.com/videos/36534/horny-japanese-model-kirara-asuka-in-incredible-couple-fingering-jav-clip-864/
>>712461694
>I am bound by a physical body that is afflicted by autoimmune problems
You enter every life with the intention of learning a specific lesson. I can not tell you what that lesson is, that would defeat the purpose. Nor do I know the lesson your soul is attempting to learn. As to your unhappiness, all you need to do is choose to be happy. Smile when you dont feel like it. Make someone else happy. These will go a long way.
>I hate that I have to spend 90% of my waking life working just to be able to afford room, board, and food
Be grateful that you can afford those things, lots of people cant.
>>712462208
Shit or get off the pot.
>>712451799
Will you please heal my familyl.
>>712461724
Why would I stop you? That would thwart your free will.
>>712461890
Religions made up lies.
I would ask God for ultimate sauce. Pics of Adam and Eve getting nasty or it didn't happen.
>>712462561
No.You didn't get enough Facebook likes to have some third world "doctor" preform black magic and con you into believing in a placebo cure.
Asking any question assumes I believe you exist, doesn't it?
>>712462248
Shit feels like shit in order to increase the probability of fucking, thus creating more shit like itself
>>712462211
"Bible God" doesn't exist. Religion defined God in a hypocritical way to control large amounts of people.
>>712461939
>it isn't the victim's fault.
Yes, it is.
All you have to do is think about it for a few minutes: God created man in HIS own image? GOD the FATHER? Therefor God has a dick. If God the FATHER has a dick, there MUST be a Mrs. God. Where the fuck is Mrs. God in religion? I want to hear of Mrs. God's magnificent pussy.
The only retards that still believe in the Abramistic/Judaism fucktarded religions are deluded cunts that deserve to be disappointed in attempts to converse with "God."
>>712451799
I would ask: how do I make girls like me?
>>712462208
There are many simple ways to do it. Think about it and you will know which method is best.
>>712462803
If you didn't, why would you bother to reply?
>>712462960
>>712462534
>>You enter every life with the intention of learning a specific lesson. I can not tell you what that lesson is, that would defeat the purpose.
Pretending to know things you don't. You should stop that.
>>712451799
http://pron.tv/l/SNIS-212-mp4/108nosgh
>>712463136
Maybe my wording was misleading. I dont know the lesson that particular soul is trying to learn, but I know it is trying to learn one, and for that person to be told what that lesson is would literally defeat the purpose.
>>712462895
Well I can believe in God certainly. i just can't believe what everyone else says about him.
>>712463380
>I dont know the lesson that particular soul is trying to learn, but I know it is trying to learn one,
And how do you "know" this?
kek. Fool.
>>712462983
you are a nigger
>>712463450
>i just can't believe what everyone else says about him.
You must have at some point. Dick.
>>712462960
Religion assigned a parental role to God, but God is only the 'father' in a cosmic sense. God is genderless.
>>712462960
No, indoctrination into religious beliefs is not the victim's fault, particularly not when it's done to them as children. The remainder of what you said is a bit of a non sequitur, but pre-Judaism/Christianity had a goddess consort to god. Over time they got rid of her, for a handful of reasons.
AronRa's "the evolution of Genesis" (on YT) talks about this, iirc. It's a good watch.
Why can't I live in Katy Perry's dirty clothes hamper? It's really all I want in this life......
>>712463380
if you somehow knew what a persons soul was trying to learn and then told him what it was wouldnt that just be part of the lesson? you telling him doesnt teach it to him. it may make it easier or harder though, which would be part of the lesson anyway. if everything that happens is according to plan then? see i can do this too
>>712463479
I know it because EVERY soul is learning. What else do you think we're all doing here?
>>712463623
>Religion assigned a parental role to God, but God is only the 'father' in a cosmic sense. God is genderless.
Cite Biblical reference of go fuck yourself.
If you're omnipotent, omnipresent, omniscient, and loving, why in the fuck do kids die of cancer and suffer molestation and abuse every day?
>>712463105
Because the thread itself uses "would" which is conditional. My question is based on this trying to understand where it would branch off in thought. Trying to be inquisitive to something that seems introspective, but I lack the deductive reasoning to understand if asking assumes existence beyond my own awareness.
>>712463136
The lessons you're supposed to learn during every single incarnation are all the same though: live life only for Robo Allah, jet fuel can in fact melt steel beams
>>712463450
You would be wise not to. If you want to truly know God, listen to your inner voice. Listen to your experience.
>>712463777
Who gives a single fuck what the bible states?
>>712463729
>I know it because EVERY soul is learning.
Most niggers don't seem to be learning anything.
Checkmate, faggot.
>>712463136
Not saying you're wrong, but I kind of agree with him.
I feel like we all know deep down what we should be doing, and 99% of us just ignore that inner voice in favor of instant gratification/fear/brainwashing/etc... I wish the world was better. I wish people made better decisions. I wish I made better decisions. Unfortunately, I think we're beyond the point of no return. The planet is doomed, and we're all going to be reborn as monkeys on another, younger planet so that we can have another chance to learn the lessons we blew off this time around... Assuming there is a God and that He has mercy, of course.
>>712463488
Not in this particular incarnation.
>>712463380
Evidence for the existence of a "soul"?
Evidence that we live more than one life?
You are asserting as fact that which is not evidently true.
>>712451799
"What the hell in the "Divine Plan" does it require me to have a tiny dick?"
>>712463867
You're just making shit up, which is my point about all religions.
Kek, you lose, nigger.
what went wrong with black people
>>712464051
>what went wrong with black people
They became niggers.
>>712463867
srsly...
>>712454659
Because I can
>>712463708
This all implies that it would be possible for me to know what another soul is trying to learn
>>712463988
>require me to have a tiny dick
It's proof that God hates you and wants you to suffer.
>>712463785
"Mysterious ways".
Now shhhhh, stop asking questions and just have faith.
I've actually encountered Christians who will say the kids deserve it, because original sin.
The Abrahamic religions are fucking disgusting.
>>712464051
Since they absorb every color, they've comitted the sin of theft of light itself, and are thus condemned to Hell at birth.
>>712454437
My sides are in another dimension!
>>712463966
The evidence for reincarnation, life after death, and so on is more than abundant. Your lack of initiative in researching the truth is your burden, not mine.
>>712463892
Maybe they dont seem to be, but it may take many life times for them to learn. Hence why they're niggers in this one..
>>712451799
do you want me to fap or sleep?
evens fap
odds sleep
>>712464479
>The evidence for reincarnation, life after death, and so on is more than abundant.
Cite one single scientifically proven evidence of proof.
Didn't think so.
>>712451799
I've thought about this scenario before, and while I can think of loads of things I would ask God if given the opportunity, I think I would go with
How are you?
>>712463785
Indeed, why? Why don't you stop it? God is merely the observer, to stop those things by his own doing would be to thwart someone free will, which God will never do.
>>712463988
You can't wear pants if you have a monster niggerdick silly. Don't you remember the lost 11th commandment, Thou Shalt Be Ashamed of Thy Natural Anatomy?
>>712464866
>God is merely the observer,
Wrong. God is the creator.
He did this shit, he is accountable.
Dipshit.
>>712451799
trump...really?
>>712464479
I have. It's bullshit. Intentionally or not, you are being dishonest, both with yourself and with us.
>>712464789
Here's a start for you, but you won't read it, and if you do, you won't believe it, because you have already made up your mind and will not leave your safe-zone because you are deeply terrified that everything you think you know might be wrong...
http://reluctant-messenger.com/reincarnation-proof.htm
>>712465017
God created the opportunity for life to exist. We created the rest. Blaming God for those things sure does relieve the burden of having to accept responsibility for it yourself though huh?
>>712465017
God is only the lense through which man hopes to glimpse the unknown. A mirror image of man's hopes, dreams and flaws, and a convenient excuse to commit that which most would find abhorrent. Nothing more, nothing less.
God is no more accountable than you.
>>712464051
white people invaded their homeland, steal , killed, and destroyed them and other POC.
>>712463105
Check mate, atheists
>>712463810
Check mate, christians
>>712465167
>>712465831
Predictably, the millenial faggot turns to his god, wikipedia, for the answers to the great questions of life, death, and the universe... Critical thinking is truly a thing of the past... I'd tell you to read a Rudolf Steiner book, but you'd probably just google him and write him off as a nut based on someone else's 3 sentence summary without reading a single wor the man wrote himself. Also, you probably lack the reading comprehension level to grasp anything beyond wikipedia or your local newspaper.
>>712451799
How come nobody's mentioned that OP's image looks as if it was shot in a hospital room?
>>712466528
Gee I don't know. Maybe because that is entirely irrelevant and overall meaningless.
>>712466513
Not a millenial, bud.
Not wikipedia, bud.
Anecdotal stories are not evidence, bud.
Stop embarassing yourself, bud.
>>712451799
Life, amidoinitrite?
>>712466925
You can't do it wrong.
>>712467134
Your mama did it wrong.
youtube.com/watch?v=j4-hLHDpLMU
>>712467304
Holy shit that was so fucking funny oh my god im fucking crying how did you come up with something so original?
Tits?
>>712451799
For what purpose was i born?
>>712468201
Thus has literally been answered no less than three times earlier in the thread. To create and experience your creation of who you are.
Are traps men with mental disorders or girls with feminine penises?
>>712458502
no no no this guys got it all wrong. put all of your insecurities and pain in your dick. it will grow inches depending on how much pain you have. then just be cool, pussy always comes to cool cats
>>712460234
underrated
