Well, /b/?
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Well, /b/?
dicks
out
for
harambe
I voted for trump
>>712450631
>i post on 4chan
>>712450631
i voted for hillary
do you watch anime?
>>712450631
Do you liek mudkipz?
>>712450631
Wanna watch me poop
>>712450631
You looked thinner online
I voted for Johnson
>>712450631
Our dad tasted better
>>712450631
you know i vape
So, ass to mouth?
I like to crossdress.
>>712450631
Make America Great Again
>>712450631
Lets go Dutch tonight
Is your mum hot?
Make America Great Again
Lets split the check
your breasts feel hard
Enjoy
Your
Fucking
AIDS
GIVE ME TENDIES NOW
I forgot my wallet
i voted for trump
>>712451096
>>712450731
>>712451040
>>712451096
lol why you upset
>>712450631
your friend was hotter
your eyes are crooked
I Fucked Your Dad.
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>712450631
I'm a male feminist
>>712450631
I jerk off daily
>>712451297
not upset, just saying something that would ruin a date. if i started pullin out shitty political slogans on a date u know the girl wouldnt be into it
>>712450631
Lean Dunham, so talented.
Slap the dick up
>>712450800
this
Did you bring money?
Hillary did nothing wrong.
>>712450631
Shit in my mouth
You're just like Mom.
Do you like anal?
I want your panties.
So many ways.
I love to rape
i will not pay
I have the Gonorrhea!
OR
You call me Nigger?
do you play minecraft
i play video games
>>712450631
i think robbie rotten...
Anime is for losers
who is best pone?
do you like chodes
>>712450631
live with my mom
i have genital warts
>>712450724
Win
i supported hiilary clinton
What's in me pocket?
i am a virgin
>>712450730
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
you got hot kids?
Mum/son role play?
what rhymes with turtle
I suck prostitute toes
>>712450631
Let's fuck you cunt
Like the ol' lickaroo?
Make America great again
I am a stoner
I play Dwarf Fortress
>>712452724
DA WIDOWS 94 THEEM
niggers are fucking terrible
>tits or gtfo fag
I work at 7/11
he dindu nuffin
Look at these dubs.
>>712453033
hey noww
>>712451580
this ok.
It is written in the Koran that we get married!!
maybe you brought a suitcase ?!
we are going now on honeymoon in Syria !
I never had dubs
>>712450631
I hate minorities
>>712453033
>>712452678
I don't get it.
>>712450631
You are paying, right?
>>712453189
Read the fucking rules.
>>712450631
hitler
did
nothing
wrong
>>712453247
I pee while sitting.
>>712453033
That's a long arm.
>>712450631
We split the bill.
>>712453033
witnessed
I believe in honesty
>>712453399
It compensates...
Spead me open, babe
I post on 4chan
i will rape you
I poop standing up
My dick is sideways
Now watch me Whip
>>712450631
Is your brother single?
check out my warts
Zamasu did nothing wrong
>>712451031
That would turn some first dates into a real winner.
>>712450631
I like Donald Trump
Hey, smell my finger
Uncle John's your dad?
>>712450631
My ex liked that.
I've written a manifesto.
Do you like memes?
Does this look infected?
>>712450631
You Must Go Back
>>712450631
Do you like memes?
i raped your cat
>>712450631
I don't need pussy
Niggers Tongue My Anus
Hope you like rape
So, you like Dingleberries?
>>712450631
Who'ss your favorite MLP?
>>712450631
I am a feminist
I'm a sex offender
>>712452574
Thats a bit more than 4 words
This smell like chloroform?
Tits or gtfoh ok?
>>712450631
I don't date much
I am a virgin
It's technically NOT porn.
I forgot my wallet
I like protesting Trump
I believe in celibacy
Wanna see how big?
i like cheese pizza
>>712450631
YLYL
Help stop rape: Consent
Op is a faggot
a... full on rapist
I masturbate to tiles
HIV positive, but YOLO
>>712450631
I might have aids
>>712450631
I'm waiting til marriage
Can you spot me?
>>712450731
make America great again
wow your dick's bigger
>>712450631
I dindu nuffin
hi, im a vegan
Communism doesn't work, winnibago?
Is your dad gay?
I like metal music
>>712450631
Send Me to Gerry
then who was phone
Never heard of potatoes!
Retards: fuck or kill?
>>712451312
I fucked Ted....
you're my first girlfriend
Are you a trap?
I'm out of money
I voted for Hillary
You smelled different yesterday
I have five std's
ain't gonna suck itself.
>>712450631
>came
>and
>started
>farting
you resemble my cousin
I'm currently between jobs.
Do you browse 4chan?
>>712450631
I voted for Trump.
I'm Trans-Nigger otherkin
You like butt play?
Do you like sex?
My ffriend told me a guy asked her that in the first date lol she never talked to him again
Eat ALL the eggs
My herpes cleared up
>check arrives
You got this one?
>>712450631
seems like jacksfilms is bringing yiay to 4chan
>>712457481
She wasn't attracted to him then. I've done this before and got laid several times.
>>712450631
Im not very rich
I am from 4chan
>>712457591
kek af
>>712450631
My dick is small
My parole officer's calling.
I'M THE SCAT MAN
>>712450631
Anal only!
>>712454687
I wonder what ever happened to tile fucker. I bet he still lurks around here a lot.
>>712450631
I can't, I'm too charming.
Literally anything I say will come out sounding like a joke and she'll fuck me anyway.
>>712450631
Let's split the bill.
>>712458758
Why are you talking? Really, why post that. You're not benefiting the thread, you're not asking anything or sharing some shitty opinion, you're just wasting space. How is this possible? Is this what you want? To be this useless? Jesus fuck.
>>712450631
I
Painted
Myself
White
(Please love me white womenz)
I really love you.
>>712459174
Yes... I do.
:)
>>712459174
Why are you talking? Really, why post that. You're not benefiting the thread, you're not asking anything or sharing some shitty opinion, you're just wasting space. How is this possible? Is this what you want? To be this useless? Jesus fuck.
>>712450631
I'd bang your mom.
>>712459174
Why are you talking? Really, why post that. You're not benefiting the thread, you're not asking anything or sharing some shitty opinion, you're just wasting space. How is this possible? Is this what you want? To be this useless? Jesus fuck.
I really love anime.
I'm vegan and atheist
We should get married!
Akshuwally ur wrong
>>712450631
i have been lonely
>>712459534
>>712459391
You gotta speak up to tell people to stop talking. It's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it. Go ahead, points your fingers, it's nothing I haven't seen before. Just guffaw at the silent janitor sweeping the unspoken mistakes of humanity.
>>712460176
You're not pointing out actual mistakes, your autism is just getting triggered.
I fuck little girls
>>712454320
Win
>>712460367
You're not, so unplug your crusty keyboard. I replied to the mistake itself the first time, you speak shit. I am visualizing a fat brown log embroidered in corn sliding out of your mouth, followed by a spurt of thick orange liquid.
You keep making mistakes, you fuel me.
You laugh you lose.
Fuck, I gotta SHIT.
I have the aids
>>712461402
I better back off, you're probably sharpening your katana already.
>>712450631
i love you
I love you Loretta.......
well knowing her name is Anna.
I'm a boot Marine
>>712461770
Smart lad.
>>712450631
You're just like Mother
>>712450824
underrated post
Are you into anal?
i raped your mother
>>712450631
I really like [insert NEET hobby]
Do You Smell Fish?
>>712450631
Requires crane for removal
I brought a coupon
>>712450631
You have pepperoni nipples
>>712452574
Found the guy who NEEDS to get laid.
You into trap threads?
>>712450824
dang, you beat me to it...
>>712462231
Requires removal for crane
It's good you paid.
I voted for Reagan
>>712450631
I exclusively do anal
>>712450631
"I am a feminist".
>>712450631
that guy looks like he just said something funny lol
do you like memes?
Ya like huey lewis?
I love eating cum.
I killed your family
>>712462680
If you're a girl that doesn't change much...
I have a dick.
Let's hang some niggers
>>712450631
Lemme eat your shit?
Nice fucking hair lip
>>712452068
Lurk moar post less
I pee sitting down
Wanna smell my cock?
also smell this milk
fuck my shit up
>>712453399
He's a big guy
I voted for HRC
>>712463149
>Hair lip
It's HARE lip
Like a RABBIT
You fucking Retard.
Wow, your sister's pretty!
>>712450631
4 words.
I am a klansman.
With a jewish girl?
Hitler Did Nothing Wrong
>>712450631
/b/ was never good.
>>712450731
WINNER WINNER
CHICKEN DINNER
>>712463923
You are literally retarded. Not like a little slow, but like full-on shit your pants on the bus and tell everyone with a smile retarded.
>>712450631
I regularly use 4chan
>>712450631
I am from india
>>712450631
Trump shouldn't have won.
>>712464361
faggot
my sister is hotter
>>712464637
Oh man, burn! Etc.
Don't you have some windows to lick?
Fucking sped.
>>712464144
If I found out you said that to my daughter I would order a hit on you.
>>712450631
niggers tongue my anus
>>712464799
Not man enough to do it in person.
Not surprising.
do you do anal ?
Do you have daughters?
a
I collect used tampons
Pregnant? Oh, wait...sorry.
>>712452203
>>712451059
/thread
i fuck my mom
>>712450631
youre not ken bone
>>712464774
faggot
>>712465332
Yea yea.... Who doesn't?
"Tell her you're normal" said loudly
>>712464894
Look you shut up faggot
i love all niggers
>>712450631
Jews
Did
Nine
Eleven
Are you a virgin?
>>712465645
they say yes and you offer tuition...
>>712465587
It should be illegal to post that.
>>712465805
I can hear your sheckels rustling
are you a jew?
>>712450631
IT'S JUST TIT DIRT
My porn exceeds 50gb
Show me your genitals
>>712450631
Titicus Exposicus or getthefuckouticus
>>712450631
I pay you Fuck
>>712450631
Who are you again?
Since my sex change...
>>712450631
my cock is black.
>>712450631
i fuck little kids
So what is rape?
Where is my gun?
My Mom says hi!
>>712450631
I
Voted
For
Trump
>>712450631
I Voted For Clinton
Hey, sometimes the girl ruins the date.
Let me do it.
>>712450631
I
Frequently
visit
9gag
"Uber Tities Massive Bottoms"
>>712450631
Sorry I'm really nervous.
I
Smell
Your
Cunt
>>712451297
>Inb4 women don't Care about poloticts
>>712450631
I VOTED TRUMP, CAPS!
>>712450631
Oh shit what up?
What that mouth do
You're a stupid bitch.
Shit on my chest
>>712472861
Perfect!
>>712450631
I'm a child molester
you want some fuck?
Netflix and anal games
Lemme guess your weight
A E S T H E T I C
I'm only *legally* retarded
>>712450631
>do you put out?
>i love you babe.
>bix nood mug fuggah
>>712453247
>>712453353
THE WINNING PRIZE
>>712450631
Mommy has that dress!
