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Ok so my grans dog has got it into its head that anytime I come

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Ok so my grans dog has got it into its head that anytime I come over to stay and it's time for bed (dog sleeps with me) it can give me a lickout I first noticed it would always sniff around when I was like 15 and being a dumbfuck just opened my legs to be like nigga they nothin there and it licked pretty forcefully and tried to stop me from closing my legs so basically trips decides what I do about this situation it is night and the dog is yet again crying at the end of my bed for my vagina
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>>712436535
>it is night and the dog is yet again crying at the end of my bed for my vagina
wat
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>>712436535
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>>712436535
Timestamp
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>>712436675
I genuinely believe my life isn't real at this point thought you sick fucks would at least get a kek out of this
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>>712437008
>tits or GTFO
>not Vagina or GTFO
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>>712436535
>the dog is yet again crying at the end of my bed for vagina
wtf did I just read
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>>712436818
Literally refuse to show my face out of sheer shame of admitting this and didn't have paper handy so
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Record + tit or gtfo of course
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>>712436535
just let the dog knot with you and get it over with... it's the only way. once you stasify his lust he'll go away.

source: i am a vet
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>>712437918
Okay will do my friend wait and I'll just bend over for my grandmothers fucking dog and let it pound me great fantastic
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>>712436535
Do you enjoy it? The dog obviously does...
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>>712437918
This
Had a similar problem with my cousin's dog
Once he gets his fix he'll leave you alone
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vid or gtfo
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>>712438135
Make sure you put socks on his paws
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>>712436535
There's nothing wrong with nature taking its course, OP. If you don't enjoy it then some discipline would be in order. Otherwise, just relax and let the pup enjoy his life ... and you enjoy yours ;)
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Fuck it or ur gay
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I feel to much shame imma let the dog have its way with me and get it to leave me alone afterwards you cunts better. Not be trolling me into getting oral from a dog
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>>712438748
Guess I gotta now
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>>712438796
Post a pic! Just your belly button down
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Whatever...you obviously know what all of us want.
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Fuck
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seeeend a pic!
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send a pic!
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>>712438796
Well, the licking is fine. I wouldn't let the dog fuck you. At the end of the day, it's a habbit you're feeding so it will only get worse. It's up to you to manage it or stop it if it gets too much for you.
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>>712438135
so what if it's your gma's dog
it's a dog, not like you're fucking your sibling
unless you're actually half-dog...?
+ zero commitment. dog will not leave you like man
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>>712438796
How is that people trolling you into it, if you're the one letting it do it?
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Just fuck it.
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Prove ur not gay OP
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Please.
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>>712439200
>implying you know what you're talking about
It's not like you've ever fucked a dog
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Do it!
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Cmon OP
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For fags who don't believe and for the minor pervs I'm pasty as fuck that's Britain for ya but will it really stop after one time cause I'm tired of the crying at night
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video it? and show us?
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Rolling...
Why don't you just fuck him and show us?
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>>712439556
Yess!!!
Also checked
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>>712439665
>>712439556
So close!!!!
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>>712439433
That's why I said I wouldn't let him fuck you. I'm biased, and if it's something you don't want to happen then don't let it.

You're feeding an animal's habbits. There's only one way this is gonna go until you stop it.
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>>712439556
Still gay until we see him licking your pussy
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>>712439727
checked wat faggo?
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>>712439727
Newfag detected. Those aren't dubs, dumb fuck.
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>>712439801
this
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>>712439556
you haven't even proven you have a vagina yet, why should we give you advice?
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show us vid
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footage pls rollin
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>>712439883
My bad guys. I have /out/ism so I don't really ever get on /b/
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This is taking too long...
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how about licking his in return?
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>>712440015
Rolling
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>>712440001
gg
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>>712439932
I'm not about to fully expose my damn vagina for a fucking dog to end up forcefully attacking me this underwear is saving me right now until I decide what imma do about this lil situation it's like being peer presured into sex by a dog
A dog
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>>712440001
OMFG! Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu*
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>>712439556
yes, after that the dog will lose interest in you.
again, I am a vet.
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>>712440015
Roll again
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>>712440118
just do it anon
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>>712440118
You don't know if its good til you try it. There ate companies devoted to making dildos shaped like animal genetalia, so it must feel good
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>>712440001
deliver?
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All I feel is shame right now officially lowest point of my sad life and I'm loving that I can say that
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Just fuck him now! For the love of Satan...
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>>712440118

Stop abusing the animal, rapist.
Put it out of the room and ignore it, it'll stop.
Or you know, enjoy your infection. Dog mouths are filthy, guess you want shit tongue in your vagina.
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Let it happen and post proof
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Tfw a dog gets more action than you.
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>>712440361
imagine the joy and good feeling you'll give that lovely dog.
Also how about my earlier suggestion of oral stimulating its genatalia?
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>>712440361
If this is your lowest, I envy you.
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>>712440361
Why is it a low point? There's nothing to be ashamed of. Sex is a natural act
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Let it lick you and post a pic of it
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>>712440404
Roll me some trips and I'll consider don't think the dog will fuck me he genuinely just wants a good fucking taste
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>>712436535
Hurry up and let him fuck you and upload it
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Just do it, please.
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>>712440455
Lies. Also go back to tumblr
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>>712440118
Fucking a dog aint a deal, plenty of chicks do that.
Getting caught fucking a dog, now that would suck.
Lock the fucking door
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>>712440118
You don't have to be in the room with the dog for this. Also, you're already considering letting him lick you. Don't pretend like you have some moral dilemma with this. We just don't want you to play the 'i have a pussy, give me attention' card unless you're actually willing to go the distance. Not saying you should let the dog fuck you, I'm only saying you should prove your stated info since it's all we've got going for us here.
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>>712440499
Sex with my grandmothers dog is a different story
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>>712439556
>no tits
>no pussy

Yall niggas posting in a faggot thread
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>>712440523
apply peanut butter to vagina lips for dog's added enjoyment
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>>712440523
roll
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Trips
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>>712440578
Literally get the fuck out of my dog fucking experience debby downer
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Ahh...rolling
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>>712440624
Why? Just because he can't talk? He wants to fuck you. Just let him.
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>>712436535
listen... for whatever reason one of my girlfriends let's her Chihuahua lick my cum off or out of her...

I'm so confused i don't even.
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>>712440001
>>712436535
trips gotten OP deliver
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Let it happen
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>>712440663
Che...no, wait.
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Roll for vagina time stamp?
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>>712436535
"My vagina" sure thing bro

You newfags are all spelling "tits or GTFO" wrong.
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ROLL
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>>712440901
Hey now. I said vagina time stamp. Prove no trap and all.
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Rolll
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>>712440771
>one of my girlfriends
Human trash
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Rollllllll
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>>712441011
Dubs. So vagina and time stamp. Or you know. Tits and time stamp.. or other other, he t the fuck out
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OP you can do this.
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>>712440771
Was the Chihuahua happy afterwards?
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we all have to consider that granny taught this dog to lick her beef daily,so if I were this dog I would definetly choose a 15 yo than a mustardgas-rottenrat foul smell of gram
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>>712440785
Literally not trips gotta be last three digits faggit
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>>712440901
He has a point.
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1111
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this better happen im bored
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>>712437554
Well for fucks sake post a pic of the act.. Let that pooch slurp your clam.
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roll for it
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>>712440624
Hey OP I know this is a confusing time, but we're all here for you. We don't judge. We just want to share the experience, so let the mutt lap your 'natch and post pics. It'll really make my day.
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Almost.
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>>712440785
KYS Newfag.
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>>712441109
as unusual i guess.
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>>712436535
Just tell it no it's not hard to control a fucking dog
Or just let it happen don't pretend like you aren't into it.
And one more thing
TITS OR GTFO
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>>712440523
rawling
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>>712440785
Stop embarrassing yourself you disgusting newfag. Wtf is wrong with you. When I first got here I lurked, because I was insecure about my knowledge of this stupid hellhole. You shouldn't post such dumb shit so confidently.
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Tits or gtfo
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OP must be gay...
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OP is gay, give up!
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>>712440523
Roll
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Bump
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Do it for the keeedz.
Also tits or gtfo.
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She's been scared of by the Tits and time stamp
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>>712440523
I demand bestiality. I believe pics of you getting knotted will count instead of the usual verification method
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rolling
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>>712440523
Rolling
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>>712440523
rollipolli
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>>712440523
FUCKIN ROLL
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yo this is a guy, it has to be, its an anonymous website we see vag on here all the time, its not like we know them. weak I was excited too
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>>712440523
Here it is
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Might be an idea to reverse image the op original photo. Looks similar to one in legs. Thus finding who it is?
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It's the odors the dog is interested in. Wash it and put some bucks vapor rub on your public mound (not pussy!!).

They won't like the smell and you'll be free
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>>712441113
That's a brilliant thought tbh
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>>712441771
Fuck
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rolllllll!
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>>712441811
Also. Dubs. Deliver the verification timestamp with tits
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>>712436535
let the dog give you some bitchin cunnilingus
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>>712441419
Happy faggoots I'm no trap
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Roll for trips
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>>712441981
Rollerino
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fuck the dog post pics/vid or suck his dick and post
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>>712440523
Roller bladies and gentlemen
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>>712441981
That's not tits
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Roll
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Fuck it, rolling
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roll
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>>712442149
That's tits enough want to go to jail for child porn I'm helping you pal
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Roll
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>>712441981
Rolling for pussy
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Rollin
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Rawlin
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>>712442249
Underage b&
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rollos
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>>712442266
rolling pussy too
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>>712441981
You forgot to post the picture of your pussy spread open (optional with dog nose buried in it)
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Trips
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>>712441981
Roll
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God damn just do it
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>>712442333
ha got it trips
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>>712442249
Umm. I never said you were op. Nor did I say you were underage?
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>>712442333
My man
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>>712441981
Why is your underwear still on?
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>>712442340
I agreed to tits until a trips is rolled
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>>712436535
Fuck. The fucking. Dooooooooog.
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if we git trips op wont deliver. whats the point of rolling?
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>>712442333
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>>712442438
There are the trips
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>>712441981
Roll.
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When does the exciting stuff start ?
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>>712442333
You fucked it didn't even say anything I had to do
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>>712442333
trips rolled op deliver suckin andfuckin
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>>712436535
NICE TRY YOU FUCKING ROASTIE GTFO
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Cancer thread involving 14 year old slut. I hope your gran dies tonight bitch
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>>712442598
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>>712442333
TRIPS NIGGA
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>>712442598
you know what wasbeing rolledfor suckin and fuckin
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>>712442438
>>712442333
So you did.....
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rollin
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>>712442333
PREPARE UR PUSS
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>>712442644
So do I she's a bitch I'd fuck her dog better than she could
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>>712437554
>>712439556
post the pussy
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suck and fuck dog post pics/vid
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>>712441981
Show feet
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>>712440523
rolling for vid
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OP better deliver
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fuck dog and suck him post pics vids
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>>712436535
Let it fuck ya, you degenerate
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OP?????
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>>712442826
Oh my god. Gtfo
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>>712442768
Tits with timestamp or gtfo
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>>712441418
THIS.
I did the same.
Even then, we're both still a newfag to a degree.
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Little British whore just wants attention. Go put some scones in your pussy you prepubescent bitch. That's why our dumb brittish bastarda don't know what a fucking biscuit is and its COLOR not color you illiterate fucks. I'd rater hear about your "gran" dying.
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>>712442947
Roll
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Want me to record this or not takes fuckin time doesn't it
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>>712443114
Post pics
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>>712442966
Rollos
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>>712443091
You are actually retarded.

>COLOR
>not color
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>>712443091
What
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>>712443250
Kek
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>>712443114
Do it faggot
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>>712443250
Your mom is retarded nigger
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>>712443091
>COLOR not colour*
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>>712443091
>Calls someone illiterate.
>"rater"
>"bastarda"
KYS.
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>>712443114
Pictures
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