Secrets thread.
Don't worry, I wont tell anyone.
I fuck my buddies GF, we all pretend that she's best friends with my roommate (female) and living with her.
She sleeps with me every night almost. I treat her like the whore she is
>>712423086
Holy shit. Saved.
>>712423159
I got lots
>>712422654
ich have sex with cake
>>712423222
An excellent whore. Much respect.
I also routinely masturbate to Chloe Lutosky from Kids React To, now 12, since she was 10.
Pic related. It's her with The Fine Brothers, the producers of those shit YouTube skits.
>>712423510
>>712423510
Cant say I've ever watch any of that shit. Would you (or have you) fuck a girl that age irl?
>>712423738
It's wildly improbable because so many preconditions would have to be met. Is she already sexually active, does she not have a history of sexual abuse that I would exasberate by engaging with her, is her moral compass calibrated in such a way that decouples sexual activity with romantic notions, can I be sure she won't have any regrets, does she have an "old soul," etc. But if all of those conditions were met, it's probable. Not for 10, but maybe 11 or 12.
I'm the guy that normally says, "I kissed a 15-year old girl..." I say this only because you sound like the same anon that often replies to that.
>>712423354
ya she's alright
because its such a secret we do everything, like the most disgusting sexual shit ever, I've pissed in her, her on me when we fuck, had a yellow lab mount her one time, We won't shit though. No scat with us
broke a window at my school last Friday. Minutes later an announcement came on saying they were gonna find whoever did it.. Inb4 "underge beaned"
>>712422654
Before this thread crashes as well
I'm still a virgin. Never been nude with a girl. Sometimes when home alone, I dress in my sisters panties/leggings/yoga pants and all that.
I then look at myself in the mirror and imagine it's a girl.
I have a homo confession if anyone cares to hear that, if not I don't care
pic un-related
>>712424468
How old are you anon? There still may be hope
>>712424401
Yeah I'm op. Hello again. While I dont share or understand your sexual desires, I appreciate it must be difficult to live in a world where what you want is so elusive and frowned upon (to say the least).
>>712424635
21 my dude, luckily I'm not fat or anything, have a car, and I do workout. Only thing stacked against me is I live with family, so no room for privacy.
When I was super attendant at a old apartment building we had a trash incinerator that could fit a car in. I charged money to let people use it to dispose of bodies.
>>712424443
They coming for you nigga. Why did you break it anyway?
I fucked a guy in his ass while I smelled his daughters dirty panties.
>>712424776
Do you have any fetishes / kinks / sexual proclivities of your own, op?
When I was younger, I used to torture and kill animals. It started with bugs and moved up. Eventually I was designing intricate traps to hurt, torture, and kill animals.
I grew out of it and look back on those days with shame. I quit it entirely by the time I was 16.
Still, I envy the autonomy I had in those days by not having so much genuine empathy. I haven't really found anything to fill the void.
I'm 26 now.
>>712424878
Sounds...interesting. How much would you charge? Is there much need to dispose of dead bodies in such a way these days?
>>712424872
Are you in college or working while saving for your own place? If so, then your situation is normal. Aside from privacy issues--because surely you can find a workaround--what would you say is your largest inhibitor of sexual contact?
>>712424885
i hauled ass before i got caught. I dont think any cameras caught me the way they were positioned. I was in the second floor of a building chilling with my buds, and saw 2 fine girls walking.. they tried banging on the window to get their attention, and then i slammed my fucking binder against it.. Tbh i might not get caught before right after i did it the bell to go to class rung. Meaning tht 750+ students were gonna pass through those hallways
>>712424872
>$80 hotel room
>craigslist / adult entertainment / escorts
>$80 half a hour with a good one
>Maybe you can trade the girl the room for the night, instead of paying the $80 for sex
You likely won't last 7 min if you get a pro.
I dress up as a girl sometimes and cam with guys. There was a time where i'd only want guys from the age of 55+. I'd jack off together with them. I got so many old perverts that wanted to meet me. Maybe i will sometime.
>>712424990
I havent had sex in years. My most fulfilling sexual relationship was with my cousin (she was married but her husband was into it). I've spent most of my 20's fucked up on drugs and now I'm sober and my social (and sex) life is non-existent unfortunately. I fap to mind control stories a lot, which isnt really a fetish you can explore irl.
i have long intricate songs and poems about the people I know. It has developed into a very complicated series of characters and inside jokes that make it almost like I'm speaking another language.
>>712425339
Can we see a pic of you as a girl?
i'm a guy and i wear panties and pantyhose under my guy clothes
>>712425255
This. Just get one on the board anon before you get too used to virginity.
>>712425339
pix or GTFO
>>712425586
Wear a fucking condom.
Even for the blowjob.
>>712425023
My side job was stretch limo driver for the strip clubs owned by the mob and bikers, so I fell into a crowed so to say.
>Truth here
We had the best incinerator in the city, It was SARS and flu season, the morgue couldn't handle the amount of dead people coming in. So we got a contract.
>>712425506
You must be very creative. What do you do for work/school.
>>712425687
cute. would fuck
>>712425358
Do you feel drugs was a catalyst for your social and sexual life you once enjoyed? If so, what inhibits you now, anxiety? If not, what's stopping you from reclaiming your life while sober?
Also, not sure if I ever shared in this particular thread, but since we're sharing sexual proclivities, mine in total are:
5. Filtering porn to look artistic
4. Redheads
3. Exhibitionism / Agoraphilia (Outdoor)
2. Urophilia (Pee)
1. Hebephilia (Early Adolescence)
>>712422654
I hoarde drugs, illegal fireworks and weapons in my house, I don't do drugs and have no intent to sell/distribute any of them but I just do. I have stolen UXO collection from a military range too. Id never do anything with it, idk why I collect it.
>>712425176
>Are you in college or working while saving for your own place?
A bit of both actually, trying to make enough for another semester, INTERESTED in moving out but no concrete plans there. As well as saving for a nice computer for my graphic design.
>what would you say is your largest inhibitor of sexual contact?
Aside from living with family, kind of worried that I'm a boring guy, I know that's subjective and dependent out the views of others around me, but being a virgin at this age means that feeling holds strong
>>712425255
My friends are recommending me a tinder, where I live I'd only expect crackheads, cl hook-ups might not be any better
then again, how would I know?
my xbox is bricked and im home from work i've passed the last 3 days masturbating 6 time a day to fight boredom
i'm at 7 cumshots today my dick about to fall off HELP ME
>>712425743
I have more college than I know what to do with.
Right now I am a junior software engineer.
:)
>>712425728
Something we will always keep a secret, we have 300+ apartments in this building
This is my gf, and I basically want anons to say how they'd fuck the shit out of her/degrade her, etc.
HOW DO YA LIKE DEM APPLES
When I was 17 I made a 13 year old girl lose her faith in God and then fucked her in the ass almost every day for an entire Summer even though it hurt her. She did it because she was "in love" with me but I just wanted to fuck her in the ass and make her cry because I was an atheist edgelord. Then pretended I didn't know her once school started. She's all fucked up now. In and out of rehab, getting arrested all the time for possession and prostitution. I also fucked her younger sister a few years later when I was 19 and she was 13. The sister seems to be normal now and sent me a friend request on Facebook when she was 17, and we fucked some more for a while so I guess she wasn't too damaged by fucking an adult when she was 13. Although I didn't ravage her butthole.
When I was 22 I got into a bar fight with these two dudes on purpose because I had a pair brass knuckles that I wanted to use. One guy ran away once I hit him and he realized what was happening, but the other guy didn't and I really fucked him up. Apparently they had to put him in a medically induced coma for weeks because his brain swelled up so bad from the beating, and his mom was on the local news saying that he'll never be the same because of the brain trauma. The police never even questioned me, and it was years ago so I got away with it.
About 6 months ago I was downtown for a job interview and on my way back to the garage I parked in I cut through an alley. Halfway down the alley another guy was coming the other way and for no reason at all, without even thinking about it I just slammed his head into the brick wall as we crossed paths. He was out cold and no one was around so I stole his money clip, the money out of his wallet, and one of his credit cards(which I used to buy a new TV and a PS4). I also got away with this, and have seen the guy several times since then because I got the job downtown.
I sometimes feel bad about these things, but I live a life of distractions.
I organised a lot of regional events to support hillary clinton in my small town
but I voted Trump, I stopped believing her.
>>712425866
I'm just totally worn out, mentally. I have BPD and I've had to move back with my parents. All my friends are either settling down or still living 'the life'. In the new year I'll look to get a crappy job somewhere (I havent much of an education and my work history is a bit iffy) and hopefully things will improve then.
i got v& for dist/pos of cheese pizz, waiting until shit drops and i get b& form the net. I will miss u 4 chan :(
>>712426310
When did you change your mind?
This thread is killing my soul.
>>712426022
Just watch tv and play games online you degenerate.
>>712426508
Kek. How come?
fuck off faggot
>>712426414
What were you doing?
How long did it take you from what you were doing to getting vanned? I' have a degree in criminology and nobody can answer how long that process takes.
>>712426414
Use a VPN you moron.
>>712426071
I often lie in secrets threads, because iam a perma virgin.
>>712426310
is this you?
LMAO so many people did that
>>712426524
my xbox is a brick
error E200 have to send it to repair in germany tomorrow 100€ gone
>>712426806
Same here with Brexit. A lot of my friends confided in me because I was the only one with the balls to openly support Leave.
>>712426223
Ok buddy.
>>712424878
Where is that pic from? I remember reading a story about this, but I cant find it anymore...
Do you also have the greentext on this one?
>>712426364
Do you have any friends you can lean on? Not the go out and party friends, but ones that will listen to you, try to understand, and help you out?
>>712426690
was about 3 yrs of viewing, about 1.5 of sharing now n then, sharing shit thru gmail bad idea, they have software that auto detects that shit and something i sent got flagged. took 9 months from the gmail shutdown to get v&. hindsight i should of purged that shit got a new hd and waited but i'm not the brightest at times
i (male) have a female best friend. Se has a really great body and her ass is perfect. Sometimes we sleep together, she has a deep sleep so i touch her when is asleep, sometimes she moans of pleasure. She never noticed that
>>712427227
Unfortunately not. I did manage to make a non-party friend but then she basically vanished. It would be nice to have my life at least pointed in a good direction by my 30th birthday (March) but if not, I have no one to blame but myself really.
No rules
>>712426223
Seen this before, either copypasta or you post it over an over again
>>712423222
Moar?
>>712427835
She's not asleep retard
>>712423510
I can't blame you. I'd fuck er
>>712427835
Sounds like your missing chance after chance there, mate.
>>712427490
What was the process like? Did they come to your job? Did they just show up at your house and take you electronics? Were they dicks about it? Does everyone in town know?
I always felt like they'd come harass you at work or bust down your door or something.
bump it
>>712422654
I don't masturbate and everybody thinks I lie when I tell them that
>>712428988
liar.
>>712428988
>I don't masturbate
Why not?
>>712426071
I would lie to her and say I love her then marry her and make her stay at home and cook dinner
And do my laundry while paying for her stupid hair. Also I degrade her by making her take out the trash ;) at night. By herself!
>>712429029
Trust me, I'm straight lying out my ass, I fap 3-9 times a day
>>712429056
IDK I don't see the point
>>712428016
>either copypasta or you post it over an over again
>or
That's what copypasta is, idiot. Someone posted it and now it gets reposted.
i just did a lot of coke is that a secret
>>712426071
I'd make her dress up like a nurse. Then make her go out to work as a nurse.
>>712429302
>That's what copypasta is, idiot. Someone posted it and now it gets reposted.
>>712429290
How old are you?
>>712429397
That's what copypasta is, idiot. Someone posted it and now it gets reposted.
>>712429351
How much coke? On your own?
>>712429423
Older then you
>>712429397
>>712429428
Exactly.
>>712422654
ive been legally dead for five years
>>712429500
Spooky. What's the story?
>>712429490
That's what copypasta is, idiot. Someone posted it and now it gets reposted.
>>712429680
That's what copypasta is, idiot. Someone posted it and now it gets reposted.
>>712429732
That's what copypasta is, idiot. Someone posted it and now it gets reposted.
I want to fuck all of my girlfriend's friends. And I'm pretty sure they'd all fuck me if given the chance. The eyes NEVER lie....
>>712429811
That's what copypasta is, idiot. Someone posted it and now it gets reposted.
>>712429791
That's what copypasta is, idiot. Someone posted it and now it gets reposted.
>>712429598
its a rather specific story, might give away who i am
>>712429811
Those are some nice feet.
>>712429948
That's what copypasta is, idiot. Someone posted it and now it gets reposted.
Hypnotized a few people including my cousin, and while they were under I silently jerked off in front of them.
>>712429991
That's what copypasta is, idiot. Someone posted it and now it gets reposted.
>>712429985
Interesting. Are you happy in your new life?
>>712429991
That's hot. Could you hypnotise them to do sexual stuff?
>>712430153
That's what copypasta is, idiot. Someone posted it and now it gets reposted.
At 175 but I sometimes I go on Adderall binges and unintentionally lose
20 pounds. My sister or friends will try to congratulate me but I cut them off and tell them I didn't lose anything since I know it'll return
>>712430105
no, guilt ridden
>>712430290
That's what copypasta is, idiot. Someone posted it and now it gets reposted.
>>712430290
How long does these binges last?
>>712429452
like 5 fat lines in the last 30mins
yes by myself
im playing rocket league doing really bad its pisisng me off
>>712430403
That's what copypasta is, idiot. Someone posted it and now it gets reposted.
>>712430291
I imagine there would be pretty bad consequences if you returned?
>>712430403
2-3 weeks
I'll start off slowly then I'll be taking about 60mg-100 until I run out.
>>712430049
That's what copypasta is, idiot. Someone posted it and now it gets reposted.
>>712430430
Nice. I was never a big coke guy, was always too expensive.
>>712430153
If I could I already would have. The basic rule is that if the suggestion isn't something they could be coaxed into in any circumstance ever then they won't do it. So if you do hypnotize someone and get laid out of it, then they probably had the hots for you deep down, or at least they aren't totally against it.
But yeah it's hot as hell for me because it's my fetish.
I finally learned how to pick up girls, some of them, and I am using average, nice and kind girls to boost my confidence. So basically I am cutting ties with them one by one, sometimes even cheating, when I find a hotter one. I feel like shit, I need someone in my life, but can't stop. All my family friends and colleagues think I am a nice, trustworthy guy. I am not. I am trash and it is getting to me.
>>712429811 #
Those little bitches look like they've got smelly feet. Ugh.
>>712430528
Yeah I lose a shit ton of weight when I go on drug binges. What do you do when your on adderal? Just do your normal routine but buzzing?
>>712430552
That's what copypasta is, idiot. Someone posted it and now it gets reposted.
>>712430476
yes, probs for tax evasion, hacking, blackmail and theft
>>712430741
That's what copypasta is, idiot. Someone posted it and now it gets reposted.
>>712430610
>All my family friends and colleagues think I am a nice, trustworthy guy. I am not.
Fuck being a nice guy. No one's gonna hand you a medal because you went through life not hurting anyone.
>>712422654
who keeps ruining all of the fucking books
>>712430721
Pretty much
Less sleep less food and more cleaning. I wish I could get
Myself to workout. Obviously why I'm a fat fuck. Also the hunger strikes back like I never had food before. I'm also sure I'm fucking up my heart.
>>712430892
That's what copypasta is, idiot. Someone posted it and now it gets reposted.
I don't know what it is about her, but she is such a hard girl to read. Nothing she does is typical, some stuff leans one way, and other stuff, yet another way.
I just wish that I can get closure out of her. A simple, "Yes, I am interested" or a "No, I only see you as a friend"
In fact, she never even used the word "Friend" with me, at all. But she seems to be kinda wanting to open up with me at times. But when ever she starts, she closes up again
So what is it? Is she interested? or is she not interested?
>>712431038
This is annoying I'm sure the person reposting this is pissing themselves in laughter
>>712430949
Is 175 even fat? Yeah I'm sure taking that stuff all the time isnt good for you, guess it depends how often you go on binges?
>>712431166
That's what copypasta is, idiot. Someone posted it and now it gets reposted.
>>712430882
You're right, but hurting people without them actually doing anything is just bad. It is easy to be an asshole to people who trust you.
>>712431171
That's what copypasta is, idiot. Someone posted it and now it gets reposted.
>>712429991
That's what copypasta is, idiot. Someone posted it and now it gets reposted.
>>712431328
That's what copypasta is, idiot. Someone posted it and now it gets reposted.
>>712428078
tons more
>>712431402
That's what copypasta is, idiot. Someone posted it and now it gets reposted.
I used to grab my gf's friend's ass and she has never say nothing to her. She doesn't like this but i love her butt. Once i forced her to give me a beautiful hj that turned in bj she cried a lot that time
>>712431442
That's what copypasta is, idiot. Someone posted it and now it gets reposted.
>>712431484
That's what copypasta is, idiot. Someone posted it and now it gets reposted.
>>712431193
Every month to 2 months. It's been awhile and I have about 40 20mg pills but I actually want to commit to keeping the weight off which is why I haven't touched them. I'm trash
>>712431442
>>712431592
That's what copypasta is, idiot. Someone posted it and now it gets reposted.
>>712431618
vid?
>>712431646
That's what copypasta is, idiot. Someone posted it and now it gets reposted.
posted before but I want to get breast implants. Haven't told my fiance about it yet.
>>712431699
That's what copypasta is, idiot. Someone posted it and now it gets reposted.
>>712431670
Come on anon, can you please stop this shit, it's gay as fuck
>>712430561
my friend sells so i get a nice price
its not often i just had extra cash
>>712431756
That's what copypasta is, idiot. Someone posted it and now it gets reposted.
>>712431756
That's what copypasta is, idiot. Someone posted it and now it gets reposted.
>>712428162
nope not dicks about it, was local so just a search warrant, called my cell asked me to come home. asked me about the shit, and since no actual victims and no evidence of that they just took my pc/phone/thumb drives and told me to get a lawyer. I was cool with them so they were cool with me, i admitted to it and told them they would find some shit on the devices. was almost 6 months ago, still waiting for shit to be filled in court. Hoping it stays state and doesnt go fed. since states deal more on this feds have mandatory minimums which will suck
I'm a degenerate furfag. I don't do any of the cringe shit like fursuit or role play, but I still whack off to furry porn so that's disgusting enough
>>712431699
You knew this was coming, but pic?
>>712431756
shhh just let him keep bumping
>>712427862
I'm 31 myself. Whereabout do you live, anon?
>>712428135
Are you a hebephile as well?
>>712431840
Fucking enough is enough, you faggot piece of shit. This shit isn't funny at all,what are you like 12?
>>712431774
Doing drugs on your own is severely underrated, imho.
>>712431897
That's what copypasta is, idiot. Someone posted it and now it gets reposted.
>>712431956
That's what copypasta is, idiot. Someone posted it and now it gets reposted.
>>712431956
That's what copypasta is, idiot. Someone posted it and now it gets reposted.
>>712431984
usually its with friends but i also enjoy solo stuff
>>712431897
sadly my fiance lurkes and I have distinguishable markings on them. sorry anon
>>712432058
That's what copypasta is, idiot. Someone posted it and now it gets reposted.
>>712431956
hope so, this motherfucker's on the case
>>712423510
>>712431898
London.
>>712432111
This is why I like reddit better the 4chan
I have a gf, 24.
I have a fucktoy, 17.
Fucktoy just sent me a slew of pics with my name written just above her pussy. Right after she shaves smooth.
I wan't my gf to see it. And the vid I have of me fucking this girl.
I know Im cruel. I like it.
>>712424401
moar
>>712432223
That's what copypasta is, idiot. Someone posted it and now it gets reposted.
>>712432222
>>712432175
>virginia water
we should meet up for a smoke
>>712432223
That's what copypasta is, idiot. Someone posted it and now it gets reposted.
>>712431875
also no one in town knows, just the people i've told since i wasn't hauled in or charged yet it hasnt become public information yet. got a lawyer paid for starting treatment soon so getting ahead of it as much as possible. Hoping its a busy newseweek when shit does hit so i get skipped over that week. America news n all.....
>>712432322
That's what copypasta is, idiot. Someone posted it and now it gets reposted.
>>712431884
You sound like my significant other
>>712426948
Hows that working out for the country?
>>712432361
That's what copypasta is, idiot. Someone posted it and now it gets reposted.
Awesome
Been illegal on the US since the 50s and on welfare because I can.
>>712431875
Jesus Christ you seem pretty calm for someone who is facing a felony charge. Aren't you afraid of what they do to pedos in prison or being on the sex offender registry?
But that's good to know they weren't dicks about it. You did straight up admit to it though, which is probably why they were so nice.
>>712432058
Understandable, had to ask. Just make sure you don't go crazy with it, a lot of girls want to go as big as possible, including one I know. The doctor will tell you how big you can go but yeah as long as you keep it reasonable they turn out very nice.
>>712432479
That's what copypasta is, idiot. Someone posted it and now it gets reposted.
>>712432432
If everyone grew some balls and stopped sulking it would work out just fine.
>>712432577
That's what copypasta is, idiot. Someone posted it and now it gets reposted.
>>712422654
i get high out of my country with a cocktail of speed,crystal,pills,cocaine and i had a bad trip i became paranoid and i get fired of my work.I return to my country an told to everyone my workmates drug me and was his fault.I also go to the police to "put a complain".
>>712432557
I have A cups hoping to go to a C maybe a D if it looks "natural" don't want them to look rediculous just bigger/fuller
>>712431699
>but I want to get breast implants
Don't. Just don't
>>712432737
D seems like a pretty big jump from an A.
>>712432814
why? I like to hear what other people think. I'm an A cup I personally just want them to be fuller and bigger if I do it I'm hoping for a C cup
>>712432533
ya im sure they could of been much worse. and im calm on the outside inside im freaking out, also had months to come to terms with this. got pretty bad for a couple months after. As far as the jail process goes ive done my reseearch on SO's being in prison n jail. Its all about how you play it. I know the ways to get Protective Custody if i feel i need it. Most prisons also do segregate my type of shit from gen pop. It all depends on if fed or state. If state i will prob only recieve some county time and mass probation. Not looking forward to the registry but in my state ill be level 1 (least offender) so no mass public information hand out. People will have to look it up. Im sure ill take some heat in jail/prison and in my personal life once im freeish again. but thats my doing and ill have to deal with that as it comes
>>712432134
Why did you include me in this shit?
>>712432175
Ah okay, I'm stateside.
>>712432299
K
>>712422654
not exactly a secret, i speak of it, but people around are too ignorant to understand. i tell them i'm schizoid and autistic, they think i'm mentally ill. so they try to play me like a retard. i bite the bullet, because i don't give a fuck. after they think they've won i do something that can never be traced back to me. it usually hurts them pretty bad. while they don't know what's going on, i'm analyzing their emotional bonds to objects and other people and i make them suffer. been doing this since i was a kid. trying to fuck me over triggers it.
the best way to beat someone is after they celebrate the victory. makes the pain greater.
in addition to this, people around me are lucky i'm not evil by default. or good. i'm neutral. balance is my task. fuck you all.
>>712432322
Which anon are you?
>>712432913
true, I have a thick/chubby body shape so I will see how it looks if I follow through
>>712432687
You frikken idiot that's what Desu is somebody beans it and now it gets refried!
>>712432737
C would be perfect for you IMO but my friend went to a D from a small b or a, hers were a bit deformed, they basically never got past the beginnings of puberty so they were small and pointy. She didn't end up with the clevage she wanted but they look a thousand times better, and they feel really nice too.
She got the newer implant stuff, it's like a gummy substance, forget the name but it's not silicone and it doesn't have liquid in it, that's the one you want
>>712433122
Not me, the person you replied London to. I did just say this though:
>>712433057
I legit raped a chick once.
>>712433057
She might be what makes me cum tn, thanks
>>712433025
How old are you? What do you do for a living?
How do your parents and friends feel about it?
>>712433344
Go on
>>712433344
Like...date rape or dragged of the street rape?
>>712433282
I'm guessing the gummy bear implants? and thanks for the advice anon :)
>>712433069
YOU ARE AN EDGY FAGGOT.
Seriously, I knew a guy like you in college. He was bi polar and talked exactly like you just did. Once he got out into the real world and realized no one gives a fuck about his drama he grew up a bit. Hopefully you will too.
Femanon here, ive used my stepmom's sex toys
>>712433353
No problem. Though Kids React To on YouTube can be quite ghastly, it's worth suffering through their nonsense to watch this angel.
>>712432974
>I like to hear what other people think
Fake is fake. My wife is an A and I love her little tits. No implant show-through, no scars, no surgery risk, no capsules forming, no hardening, no regular replacement (you do know they don't last, don't you?)
I can't understand all of this desire to be a busty instagram girl. Just concentrate on being trim, fit and smart
>>712433730
The Merrell Twins. Am obsessed with.
>>712425912
who the fuck cares if its a crackhead, check them out first, if you don't want tell her to beat it.
Pic related, she charge $80 half hour, smokes crack and crystal meth. you're just fucking her not dating her.
>>712423086
i hope a car hits you pal.
>>712422654
I killed Kennedy and voted for hillary.
>>712433069
Pic related, this is your future.
>>712433383
33 work in a factory, my boss and the company owners know about it. Ive gained alot of good will over the years so still allowed to work there. when everyone else finds out it depends on how they take it, if its an issue i will prob get let go. if they come pick me up there i will def get let go. My best friend and his wife knows there not happy about it as i understand, but there still talking/hanging with me. My parents have been pretty cool i know there disappointed but as parents they stand by me. Havnet told anyone else in my life extended family doesnt know shit. Also my parents and friends have been somewhat predisposed to this as my brother got popped about 15 years ago for the same shit actually worse with hands on stuff. Hes civilly commited at the moment cus of a long history with this type of shit and is more dumb than i am. :)
>>712433526
Yeah that's the one, they feel insanely soft, I could sleep on them. You'll have soreness for a few months and nobody can fondle you for a while but you'll feel perfect in 6 months.
It's worth it though, and I'm sure your guy will love them, just have 10 grand ready to go.
>>712426223
I know this might not mean much coming from some random fuckboy on the internet, but I legitimately hope that if there is a hell, you burn in it for all eternity. Cheers, m8.
>>712433138
>I have a thick/chubby body shape
exercise and diet, not surgery.
But I suppose you want the quick fix and instant gratification.
>>712433122
none of them, new to the area and need someone to kick the shit with
>>712433323
how'd you do that? what software please.
My GF would love if I could do this for her.
TIA
here some oc
>>712433878
Guy looks like he's at least financially successful, you could have posted worse
>>712433975
Jeez dude relax.
>>712432399
I think a lot of people have the fetish but don't participate in the fandom otherwise
>>712422654
I fucked trannies while dating my current gf and she doesn't know
>>712433787
yes I've read about the risks and possible replacements and the possibility of them breaking and leaking. I just don't like how they look I wish that they were just fuller hell I'd be more content if they were full A cups. thank you for your input anon I like hearing both sides, people who are for and against them.
>>712433823
Watch this without fapping, I dare you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6tL5FUr_RI&list=PL1T9mxfDfo3VEFnrT3OuMPd8kF8ZA9xnI&index=18
>>712433486
I actually did it twice. One of those times was at her mom's house lol
She would get really drunk and pass out and you could never get her to wake up. We went to her place one night around 3am when the bar was closing and started making out on her couch. We were both pretty fucked up. Anyway, she blacks out and starts snoring so I sucked her tits and fingered her for a little while. She snapped out of it and said "what are you doing?" before passing out again. Managed to get her pants off and fucked her. She was snoring while I did it.
The other time was about a year later and it was basically the same exact scenario only we were at her mom's house while she was sleeping.
>>712434068
I use two free filtering apps, Prisma and Sketch Guru. See some of my other stuff here.
>>712425866
>>712434093
Going from edgy angsty edge lord who is hell bent on bringing about satan's reign and inflicting punishment to everyone who slighted him in the slightest way to this is punishment enough.
>>712433939
That's an insane story bro.
I'm kind of surprised how long it took them to catch you. Did they tell you what kind of evidence they had? Do you think it was the gmail thing that brought them to you?
What is it you would say that got you caught? Gmail? Viewing it? Something else?
>>712434255
>Watch this without killing yourself, I dare you.
>>712434093
every time i see a brand new car I always say to myself, that person is working because he / she has to. It's hardly ever fully paid for.
Me I. happy with what I got.
speaking of crackheads
I'm still in love with a cunt that betrayed her ex bf for me and then just fuck some random dude in dubai and after getting back home got a fuckbuddy and she now has another boyfriend
>>712433971
yeah It will be awhile before I have that $ I'm saving my tax refund I have 1000 saved up so far just don't know if I will go through with the procedure or not it's been something I've wanted for a while but really just depends on if there are other finances first which I don't see there being but you never know. thanks anon! :)
>>712434467
Why exactly does two pairs of cute twins doing physical challanges make you want to kys?
>>712434255
dat jew nose on the right
>>712433975
I exercise and eat healthy regularly I have a lot of muscle from years of sports and conditioning I'm comfortable with my body shape I just want bigger/fuller boobs
>>712434558
Yeah money is always the thing, but anyway good luck if you do, and no worries, I just really love tits haha.
>>712434379
Thank you
>>712434604
I think he was implying that he will never have this so why live, must have been good stuff
I had my first girlfriend when i was 12, 3rd girlfriend i lost/didn't lose my virginity? I was inside of her but she wanted me to stop after a bit cause it was painful and the pussy 13 year old i was i stopped and didn't finish. So am i a virgin or not? Had last girlfriend when i was 15 and haven't had one since, i'm 19 now.
>>712434767
haha my fiance is the opposite that's why I haven't assed him yet have a great day anon
>>712430649
tfw 2 teen girls can make your entire room smell like their stinky feet
>>712434452
They told me it was the gmail, doing my own research it went like this google flagged the email and sent it to National Center which then confirmed it was cheese pizza and then sent it to local pd which then made cable company give addresss for the ip. if i didnt share the shit im sure idd be fine to this day. they have to prioritize and they go after production/dist first. I also used tor to find the shit not open web but retardedly sent over open web :(
>>712434899
if youre in you're in
>excuse me judge, it wasn't rape since i didnt finish
>>712434899
>i'm 19 now.
I dont believe you. Anyway, if you were in the pussy, I'd say you were no longer a virgin.
My wife cheated on me and I don't know if I can truly let it go, but I told her I've forgiven her. I have, for the most part, but I still have to pull my wrist (metaphorically) when we have rough sex/kink to not physically abuse the shit out of her.
>>712434485
new car is working because that person i see brand new to myself I always say. Hardly paid for it's fully. I'm with me I got what. Crackheads of speaking.
>>712435132
Just cheat on her and you're all square.
>>712422654
I'm 25. For the last two years I have had a sexual relationship with my now 17 year old step sister.
I used to molest her in her sleep when she was 14, then one night I decided to straight up rape her. She slightly woke up and got into it. Since then, we fuck whenever we're alone/
>>712435092
Why don't you believe me? I mean why should i lie about my age? I mean i obviously won't send you id and pic of myself, but i can send you a pic of the birthdate on my id if u want, but you probably wont believe it, since it can be faked.
>>712435137
the bruising on the inside of her thighs, that bitch gets fucked hard allot
>>712435077
I cannot believe more people are interested in your secret even just out of curiosity because it's such an usual thing. We joke about people getting v& on /b/ all the time, but here is a guy it actually happened to.
So did you actually get arrested and charged? Did you have to go to the police station? What are your plans for surviving in jail / prison?
>>712435421
You type like a 14 year old.
>>712435560
>>712435077
I have been reading with interest. It's a step beyond the usual 'friends mom fongered me' type secrets on here.
>>712431166
Have you tried opening up to her? Flirting? Showing you're interested?
>>712435578
Well English is not my first language, so could be that i guess. I don't have the best social skills either.
>>712435846
Ah. My apologies then. Anyway, once your dick is in, your not a virgin.
>>712428988
I believe you
>>712429468
than*
I have approximately 1 tb of porn.
>>712435560
havent been arrested or charged yet, they jsut talked to me at my place and then left, let me go back to work. as for surviving the time it depends on where i end up. Feds will place me in a prison that's mainly SO's so it shouldnt get bothered so much there. just getting there is the issue. Otherwise mind my own business not be a bitch and not talk about why i am there. I know ppl can n will find out. If i do county time no one there wants to risk more time for fighting generally speaking. If i i feel im in dange i will just "refuse housing" and take my time in Protective custody/solitary. Alot of variables goes into how i play it. The worse part is not knowing when its gonna come, every day i think is today the day, every time a cop car drives by my house im like oh shit is it time? My lawyer did reach to the investigator and he said he passed it to county, so he called county and they said they didnt have shit on me, lawyer said that could be cus they found shrooms (very small amount) and have me filled differently or it could that its going fed. or on a very slim scale i might fall thru the cracks. (which i doubt, knowing how much they will find)
>>712436347
Who the fuck downloads porn?
>>712424411
You even got her to do bestiality?
Wife this girl, dude. She might seem like a total whore now, but your taste is now spoiled and you're unlikely to find such a freaky bitch in the future. You'll be married to some proper girl and wistfully thinking about this freak ho.
>>712436424
People who have felt the pain of their internet connection fucking up. And I like being able to look at pics and vids at my own lesuire, and not have to google 'tits' everytime I want to fap.
i wrote this. and it's true.
>pic related
>>712436762
Where the fuck do you live so you can't even watch porn? My internet is not best, i've had few times when it cuts out while porn but i'm not going to fucking download it cause of that. And when the internet actually does go down then i will sitll have the internet on my phone, which never cuts out.
And there are hundreds of sites online and you can browse a ton of diffrent videos there, you can never download so much to be equal to that.
>>712437219
Why the fuck would you want to watch porn on your phone? I'm at home, not in a bus station bathroom. It's just comfy having lots of porn ready to go when need be. Dont really see the big deal.
Sex with the wife is sucky. Do my best to keep it fun but I don't think she's really trying. How hard is it to exercise your keggles, baby?
So I fuck escorts on the side. Considering a MMF threesome with one escort and her husband because I'm bi and been curious and having a guy top me.
>>712423086
lack of a sheet on the bed is always a classy touch
>>712424411
good thing her boyfriend won't notice the sharpie writing all over her
>greentext the dog, faggot
>>712432974
I don't like big tits all that much. I'd be very happy if I could find a girlfriend with small ones. If she got implants I'd be pretty upset.
What the other guy said, too, fake is fake. I'm sure your boyfriend likes your breasts as they are, too, or you wouldn't be together.
Would you get an ass or lip implant? Because that's how trashy fake tits are. Full on bimbo-tier. I can't respect anyone who gets them, really.
>>712436386
gotta take it day by day... :(
Moved back in with my rents to pay for the shit i have to. lawyers are spendy bastards and treatment out of pocket cus insurance doesnt cover this type of treatment. Sucks but at least im not alone all the time, had bad thoughts for the couple months i lived alone after it went down. but think im over that stage now just want this to get over with so i can rebuild my life.
>>712437191
Jesus fucking christ.
>>712425255
>$80 half a hour with a good one
>$80
>good
implying
>>712438143
Damn dude that's intense. Well I wish you luck and I hope you get help. I hope you don't get fucked with in prison because honestly you seem like a good enough guy (minus being a pedo).
When you were viewing it, what kinds of protections were you taking? You mentioned TOR, but apparently a shit load of those sites are run by the FBI or some shit.
Also, how did you find your attorney? Did you look for sex crimes attorneys specifically or what?
>>712425728
>SARS and flu season, the morgue couldn't handle the amount of dead people coming in. So we got a contract
this is The. Most. Believeable. Post. On. /b/. Ever.
>cause that's how cremation works
>cause that's how many people died of SARS
>>712437553
I don't, but there is the possibility.
Anyway, i have a TB hard drive and i have over 500GB of movies there and downloading more every day so I don't really have room for porn.
>>712425506
>>712425743
>>712426029
schizophrenics always *think* they're creative and doing it on purpose
>>712438669
That's not true at all. You know nothing about schizophrenia.
>>712422654
>Be me
>14 YO
>Happened this week
So here I go
>Last day on school
>Favourite teacher isnt going to continue next year
>10/10
>Follow her on Instagram
>I need to go this week to school(grades)
>All day with her
Tomorrow its my first day doing something whag we call in Colombia: Recuperafion o Refuerao
What should I do?
>>712438790
This post doesn't make any fucking sense.
>>712426310
but his non-stop lies didn't give you pause? hell, he lies within the same sentence sometimes.
>>712432974
If you have the body for it and the money get a fat transfer procedure for your breasts. The result may not be as YUGE as implants, but will be much more natural, maintainable and aesthetically pleasing.
Of course the easiest is to just stop worrying about your tits. Do your nipples face straight or to the side? If straight, then you already are a step above my wife and my wife's a C cup.
>>712438966
I dont speak very well english.
But the thing is that I really want to fuck her
>>712438790
Your teacher isnt gonna fuck a 14 yr old dude.
>>712434203
Me too, bro. Any chance for a threesome between you, your gf and a sweet tranny?
>>712439179
She its like 23 and she touches me a lot in class
>>712439179
She its like 23 and she touches me a lot in class.
Im the best on her class
>>712422654
my family wants me to be big in business. but i love music, and i don't know if i'm good at it or not.
https://soundcloud.com/yungnero210/for-i-am-not-a-sheep
https://soundcloud.com/yungnero210/yung-nigga
>>712429811
>The eyes NEVER lie....
but they do start to decompose if you don't keep the refridgerated
>>712439368
You're on /b/, do you even have to ask? Stick it in her pooper!
>>712436211
Nope, since age and time was used then is the correct grammar
>>712438475
Thanks for the good thoughts lol.
just straight tor so not protected at all, wasnt sharing it on there or posting on there just downloading it. some of the sites i did go to were under the feds supervision so im sure i got on the radar there too but they prioritize and go after the uploaders first. to many ppl go n view to go after them all.
Ya ive done a lot of reading from guys that have done time with this stuff and you can fly under the radar if you play it right. Just dont brag about it and keep a low profile helps. Obviously there might be some fuckstick in there that finds out n just cant let it be, will have to deal with that if it comes. Not something i look forward to but i know its gonna come. Ive heard some guys say that if your not the average dumb shit in prison and do shit like help them with there school shit and write/read letters (i know its funny but some guys in there can't do that) it can help get you some solid protection and they may stand up when the guy who can't let it go and is trying to rise up in the prison ranks comes knockin
>>712439445
I have 3 days to fuck her wish me luck anon
>>712439380
Huh. That's actually pretty good. You should def follow your dream but make sure you have something 'steady' to fall back on.
>>712438740
I know a fuckton about schizophrenia
you know nothing about replying to faggots on on 4chan, faggot
>>712438475
as for my lawyer ya i googled CP attorneys had a few meetings with them but ended up going with a guy ive been listening to on a morning show i listen to on the radio station. He had same plans as the "specialized" ones has had plent yof experience with this type of crime and costs was the same. A big thing to look for in a lawyer is the price point for the crime, he was the same as "the best" in this field in my state. Spendy motherfucker but will be worth it
>>712439380
>I Play As You All Burn
Pretty sick title. Be interesting to hear your lyrics.
>>712432737
and you don't want your bf to pay for them, and you can't.
so start sucking dicks. many a tit got paid for by sucking many a dick
Sister in law moved into our house, she said she would never marry. Fucked her every time my wife goes to work. She got knocked up and has my child, a boy. She tells my wife she got knocked up after parting and drinking, she kept the child. Got my wife pregnant and got a daughter. They both think they are cousins.
