Secrets thread? Secrets thread.
Time to share with your good friend anonymous.
>>712394180
>Weha Sec allverets
WFT?
>>712394314
Dr Acula.
>>712394180
Not that much of a secret but I'm planning a vacation with my wife, her best friend and her bf so I can screw with wife's friend while my wife's busy with her friend's bf.
Molested my sister while she was sleeping
Fucked my little cousin multiple times as a kid
>>712394547
You guys gonna criss cross?
>>712394599
How long ago was this?
>>712394180
Once fapped to sleeping dorm mate. Didn't cum on him, that'd be gay.
>>712394722
When you say you fapped 'to' him you mean you stood over his naked body or what?
>>712394710
Sister about last year
Cousin almost 10 years ago
>>712394180
No, I won't post in this thread. I have seen things I have posted in threads like this end up on top 20 lists and other internet articles.
The best part is I made the shit up
>>712394802
Ages? You feel any guilt?
I have explicit pics and videos of a buddy ex. She's hot with a big rack and would be so mortified and humiliated if she knew how many people know she looks like naked and what a dirty slut she is. Gets me off so much sharing her!
>>712394635
Yes but we (my wife and I) have to lure them. In fact wife's bf is gay for me when he's drunk so that'll be kinda tough to make him fuck my wife instead of me.
>>712394905
Sister 14
Cousin 11
I startend a stupid prank on my friends but nobody remembers that it was me and now all my friends are angry al each other. And i arm laughing my ass off al home.
>>712394798
He was sleeping in his bed properly dressed and I stood over him fapping, yes.
>>712394905
And no guilt I'd do it again
>>712395007
Damn that sounds fun. You and your wife must have a pretty tight relationship.
Last month, I kissed a 15-year old girl.
>>712394962
This isnt a fap thread but please, indulge and share.
>>712394962
>not sharing
>>712395089
Kek. What's the story?
>>712395147
And you are hoe old.......?
>>712394180
We ha Sec all ve crets?
>>712395103
Thanks, we sure share a lot of similar activities together.
>>712395163
>>712395172
I like to email them out. Is that cool? You won't be disappointed.
>>712394180
I was the last one to see my mom before she killed herself when I was fourteen. My Dad had physically removed her from the house about a week earlier. She came by the house when my Dad was asleep to ask me to leave with her. I was scared and refused. She drove off and committed suicide in a hotel room that night.
>>712395147
I fucked 15yo girl when I was 21. Now we're married.
Here in Europe you can fuck 15yo.
>>712395382
You know this is an image board, right?
>>712394180
What the fuck does 'we ha sec all ve rets mean?'
gf of 2 years left me 3 weeks ago.
i want to kill myself.
My cat had just given birth to four kittens. I killed those 4 kittens while my parents were at work that day. They thought that maybe something natural just happened.
>>712395506
I do, but it's easier for me to email them. Plus, the videos I can't post. Not set up that way.
>>712395561
>>712395561
Psh, I'm going on 7 years and haven't even done it yet. Low energy anon.
>>712395587
Just post pics here or gtfo.
My car once fingered me in the back of my mom's friend
>>712395671
This is completely incorrect you illogical faggot.
The hangmans noose has 13 wraps.
>>712395449
No you can't
>>712395147
Hello again hebe-anon. I forget, are you able to have a relationship with an adult woman?
>>712395713
Here's my email. Would love to give them to you or anyone else who wants them. russelljohn660 at g mail
>>712395417
That's fucked up dude. How long ago was this?
>>712395583
Why? Is this your first time killing an animal?
>>712395805
Nigga are you trying to pull shit or are you just flat out retarded
>>712395561
Dude, this time next year you'll be wondering why you wanted to kill yourself over this girl. Dont do it.
>>712395519
Sameposter i just looked it up its old latin for op is a fag.
>>712394547
cuck kys
>>712394180
Didn't go to church last week. My parents don't know.
>>712396000
I have a secret.
Sometimes when nobody's looking, I check trips
>>712395995
I have issues with change, I have attachment issues as well.
I have a work trip tomorrow, and I'm going to fuck a whore.
>>712396043
Nah, you're just jelly.
>>712394180
I have an openly gay friend. He has no idea that I'm also gay and a furry
>>712394180
I along with other soldiers hunted down a family of raccoons and killed them by stoning them to death...
I'm a male Wonder Woman fan.
>>712395213
I'm 31.
>>712395449
In the US, age of consent is up to the states. Both in my state and hers, the AoC is 16.
>>712395826
Yes. I'm married to a 30-year old woman for two years now. I'm attracted to women right up into their early 40's. Romantically, I'm ofteb attracted to females in their mid-20's; sexually, I find the early adolescent female form the most arousing.
>>712396074
Is church really that big of a deal to them?
>>712396202
How old are you?
I regularly wear buttplugs to work and like to take 5-10 minute breaks to go to the washroom and fuck myself with them :3 Basically any day I wear a skirt is a buttplug day.
>>712396222
Kek. Assuming it's not the first time?
>>712395922
I found it fascinating how i could have power over one's life. It felt strangely good? As if I were inclined to do it. Before that, i use to traps birds in this lobster cage i had. They could get in, but not out. So i'd rattle the cage sometimes to get a reaction out of them. Sometimes i would shoot them with the garden hose full blast. I've done other stuff with rabbits and turtles, but lets not give the FBI my confessions all at once.
>>712396289
I mean, why keep your gayness a secret?
>>712395870
You should have told me you were talking about fat nigger.
>>712396609
Kinky. How long you been doing that?
>>712396596
18. I'm aware I'm a huge faggot. I got a lot of parental issues.
>>712396641
Would you ever kill a person?
>>712396739
We all got issues bro. But 18 is way to young to an hero. You gonna tough out this shit ride like the rest of us.
I have a photo bank full of gagged classmates. Pic related
>>712395583
one wild animal killing another is natural
>>712396687
Glad I didnt bother giving my email. Can you share a pic, I'm curious to see the fat niggerness.
>>712396711
Since I was like 16... so maybe 10 years now! I ordered a buttplug off of Amazon with a gift card I got for Christmas. It started out wearing them to high school, then university, now work.
I was worried I'd eventually get used to it and it'd get boring, but it's still exciting every time.
>>712396841
Fucking dog shit ruining a perfectly good bondage photo.
>>712396655
Because we're polar opposites politically. I hate his identity politics. This way it keeps me from getting noticed and dragged into conversations.
It's a comfier position for me
>>712396841
more?
>>712396872
Wild animals usually kill each other for a reason.
>>712396977
Is he a 'WOO LOOK AT ME I'M GAY' kinda guy?
>>712396827
I contemplate an heroing quite often, the only problem is I don't have much of a reason to kill myself, yet I dont have much of a reason to live.
It's why I'm enlisting into the Army - Infantry or Rangers.
>>712396609
you fuck yourself with a buttplug that been up your arse for half the day?
>is that a thing?
>>712396895
Already deleted temporary email address.
>>712396687
>[email protected]
She's not fat nor a nigger
>>712397061
So you're hoping some haji might do the job for you?
>>712397054
Yes
Found a pair of panties in a teachers office whilst doing my janitorial duties. Confronted her next day. Says they fell out of her bag. Tell her I threw them out. Kept them for masturbation purposes. She's a 10/10.
>>712396968
I know, right. But I cant give my best shit out first thing.
>>712396904
how many do you own now?
>>712397156
That's annoying. My best friend is gay and his bf is a flaming fag and it really gets on my nerves. Just suck dick and get on with it, you know?
>>712397068
Well the lube dries up so every 2-3 hours so I relube. When I do I just fuck myself with it for a few minutes for fun~
>>712397180
didnt you try to hit on her?
>>712396895
the guy was lying
>>712397154
Basically, if i get out alive, I get bragging rights and some type of will to live, if not I died for my country.
>>712397265
Show butt pls. Or plug at least.
>>712397000
>>712397265
sounds good.
are you as hot as you sound? are you even a femanon?
>>712397307
There was an anon in a previous thread who joined the police in the hopes of getting shot, even joined the SWAT team. But he was so good at his job he kept getting promoted. Kinda funny in a dark way.
>>712397391
Nice. How did you acquire these?
>>712397258
My issue is he thinks the Trump presidency is like the end to gay rights. And well...I voted Trump. It's easier for me if I just keep my mouth shut and keep my personal activities far away from him
i once had i dream i fingered my little brother..
still disgusted about it, i don't even feel anything out of the normal for him... like wtf
>Be me in 3rd grade
>Kid named Tony brings handheld video game to school. He's quiet and keeps to himself
>Me and friend yank it out of his hand during recess.
>Run my ass off to the "under construction/keep out" jungle gym.
>Throw his vidya game up onto the top level of the structure
>Tony goes after it, climbs over the yellow tape barriers, makes it to the top level
>Platform falls out from underneath him, he falls headfirst into concrete
>ohshit.jpg
>Me and friend run away laughing nervously
>Yard supervisor is crouched down over him, screaming
>Ambulance shows up, he gets taken away
>Luckily for us, we never said anything and nobody saw us
>Never see Tony back at school, all the kids assume he's dead
(Fast forward to senior year of HS)
>Meet super qt 3.14
>We end up dating
>go over to have dinner with her parents
>Says she has disabled older brother they take care of
>We get to her parents house, they are out at a doctors appointment
>See picture in a frame
>ohshit.jpg
>it's Tony
>Scared as fuck, but qt gf wants to fuck before everyone gets back home
>Mfw I'm nailing her over the couch, accidently make eye contact with Tony picture while I nut
>feelsbadman.jpg
>Put on spongebob and sit on opposite couches just in time for parents car to roll into driveway.
>Door opens, parents walk in, pushing dude my age who looks like Stephen hawking in a wheelchair
>Drool coming out of his mouth
>I say hi, quickly head to bathroom
>at dinner table now
>Tonys just sitting there drooling, staring at his plate
>Parents ask me how old I was, where I grew up, etc.
>Nervously tell the truth
>"Oh wow, you and Tony probably went to school together!" The mom says
>Tony slowly looks up at me with his disabled eyes
>Goes full retard, howling and convulsing
>Parents and GF thought it was a seizure, I knew by his eyes he remembered me
(2 weeks later)
>Be me sitting next to Tony in hospital room
>He on a ventilator
>He dies hours after I go home
I'm 7 years older than my stepsister. We've had a sexual relationship for two years. She's now sixteen.
>>712397471
The same Trump that made it a point to talk about defending the LGBT community in his speeches? Who posed on stage with a rainbow flag, and who gave interviews with gay magazines 20 years ago talking about gay rights?
>>712397240
5 plugs
<- I think my next one is going to be this.
2.5" diameter so it's about as big as a soda can.
>>712397291
I don't see her , but I Have before. Her daughter is in the same school. No after school adventures.
>>712397527
Jesus. Poor Tony. Probably better off dead tbh.
>>712397577
Yeah, I don't get it either. But whatever. He's a nice person when it comes to any other subject though. So, it's not all bad. Just politics seems to set him off
>>712394547
lol, wow thats some desperate shit
>>712397588
Christ, that's massive. You must love anal.
>>712397466
Asking nicely
>>712397664
Damn keyboard. Meant to say don't see her often.
>>712397588
do yo use vibrators in your butt too?
>>712397588
Just show boi pussy and get it over with ffs.
>>712397310
Not exactly a plug, but...
>>712397409
I think this answers your question!
>>712397902
I'm retarded. Forgot image.
>>712397767
It's feels wayyy too good ahah
>>712395102
that's fucked up, do you get off because their family related? Or just because you don't know anyone else?
>>712397960
7/10 would ravage.
>>712395952
> Europe
> Includes Turkey
>>712397527
How did the platform fall from underneath him?
>>712396641
"We have ways of getting information, Mr. Finch."
"I'll never talk!"
>Proceeds to get ass rammed by garden hose at full power.
"Now, tell me where you hid the seeds."
"STOP! I'll tell you everything!"
I wish I was white
I got head from my gfs 15 year old cousin at a party. She was wasted. I'm 27, and still jerk off to the vid I took.
She remembers, but doesn't bring it up. Definitely still acts like a huge slut to me when no one is watching/looking though.
>>712396752
i haven't done anything this guy has and i would kill a person in an instant.
people are annoying as fuck.
>>712398642
As you should
>>712398618
This is autism at its finest
>>712398642
>>712398820
I've thought about it. I'd probably rather kill a person than an animal. Although I doubt I'll ever actually do it.
>>712398954
that's why were on /b/
my wife is ugly i call her a fat pig on the internet and irl all the time like she's the dumbest punching bag alive, it probably doesn't help that she's a desperate gook lol. stay young and keep your standards high faggots.
>>712395805
i'm from europe and we usually go by the rule that first day of highschool they become fair game - so 15 years
>>712399385
>i'm from europe
Translation; I'm from one of the shit-tier countries that drags the rest of Europe down.
i was the first person at the scene at a very bad car accident..the 3 people in the car were dead and pretty much mangled and twisted..i took a hand that was on the ground and put it in my car,in a bag.. i kept it for a couple months and then i threw it i away..i honestly dont know why i did it
i was molested by my older brother when i was like 10 years old.
that kickstarted me in to some weird sexual dysfunction.
now i'm an adult and gay. i've always wondered if being molested made me gay.
turned me in to a drug addict who can't stay clean for very long.
gonna die lonely.
plan on offing myself when my mom dies.
good enough?
>>712399202
wat
>>712399515
Where did you keep the hand? For what it's worth, I was sure you were about to hump one of the corpses.
>>712399559
What drugs you into?
>>712398919
Obviously browsing /pol/ too much.
>>712399662
downers. not a speed freak like a lot of gay guys.
i've been hooked on various opiates. went to rehab last in 2014.
also been addicted to RCs a few years ago when they were hot.
>>712399489
>our country put spiked fence to keep sandniggers out
we aint the best country but we aint dragging it down either
>>712399618
i kept it in a jar full of alcohol,it still decayed and smelled though..i was really fascinated by it..i actuall wanted to check out the one woman passengers tits and pussy but i kinda was chicken..as other cars had started to show up
>>712399782
Fair enough, you've done your part. Enjoy the teen pussy.
>>712398618
wow
>>712397527
Cool story, bro.
So, you switched him off ?
>>712399559
sounds f'd up, when u end it make it memorable like running into area51 with an alien morph suit on
hah i'll probably just go score some dope and slam a few bags at once. no mess, no pain.
someone will have to find my body and clean up the mess. don't wanna do anything that will cause more heartache.
>>712394314
It is latin you fucking pleb
i voted for Trump
I act like I'm a music elitist, but I actually listen to electronic and pop.
Fucking kill me.
>>712400471
Good lad. I voted Brexit.
When working at a juvenile corrections facility I had to make a group of boys strip naked in a group and expose different body parts to be searched. I felt bad for embarrassing them like that even though I didn't go beyond what was demanded.
>>712400183
sounds lame, come on you can probably end it in a awesome way. Not that you should end your life that's actually pretty fuckd to suggest
>>712400676
>I act like I'm a music elitist
Literally why? Are you teenager or live in East London?
>>712400471
>>712400677
Do you regret it?
>>712400751
>>>712400183 (You)
>sounds lame, come on you can probably end it in a awesome way. Not that you should end your life that's actually pretty fuckd to suggest
meh i've got a lot of people around me that care about me. the intention of offing myself wouldn't be to cause them any more pain/heartache. it would be to escape an existence i've never learned how to deal with.
i've already cost my family so much money and time, probably made my mother age 20 years just by doing the stupid crazy shit i did while badly addicted.
if i could get assisted suicide and have a professional dispose of my corpse i would do that so no one would have to discover me dead.
>>712395147
That's nothing. I've been fucking a 16 year old for almost 4 months now. She's a good little painslut
>>712400838
Because, when I actually listen to what I want openly, I get treated like a total faggot. It's never ending and annoying, so I just act like I 'know' music. And I just turned 23, I shouldn't be worrying about this shit at this age, it's stupid, but damn being a 23 year old guy that listens to pop makes me seem like a faggot or a normalfag.
>>712400929
Fuck no. Although I wish I would have hidden it better because I've become somewhat of a social outcast now.
>>712401022
Share?
I love the teen pussy ive been slamming. She's 15, im almost twice that.
>>712401137
I voted leave too and go to a semi-liberal uni, I know how you feel
>>712395382
Sure. Send it to anon12@mailinator com
>>712401298
I know and meet plenty of EU nationals. They've taken the vote so personally. I didnt vote leave because I hate anyone specifically or to improve my own life, I did it because Europe is fucked and it's time countries started taking care of themselves.
>>712400989
well just make everyone proud and don't do stupid shit.
>>712401270
Nah, she's under 18 (she's legal where I am though) so I don't want to share pics. To give an idea she's short, thin, cute tits/ass, white with freckles, has shoulder-length blonde hair, and blue eyes. Lets me do whatever I fucking want with her though.
I'm 20 for reference.
>>712401528
>well just make everyone proud and don't do stupid shit.
worry not, anon. i'm trying.
lived in a halfway house after rehab for about a year. finally got a decent job and moved in to my first apartment.
now i live alone and i'm miserably lonely. hooking up with random guys makes me a little less lonely but then i feel like shit after.
so i'm essentially celibate.
but my mother will know that i at least was able to get started on my own as an adult. i wasn't a complete waste of sperm and eggs.
once she passes i won't be able to live so that's when i'll /myself.
>>712401137
well atleast you don't have sjw land whales everywhere to bomb you with their opinions like the US
I've slapped an ape.
I was a virgin until the age of 26. I'm still 26.
I watched a girl die a real hideous death (from a car crash) when i was 12. Still have nightmares about it and holding her as she died.
>>712401717
That's fair. Enjoy that shit man. Teens/Early 20s is way better than an old one thats been smashed to mush by 2000 fucks
>>712401717
Reminds me of when I was smashing a 16yo last year, half Chinese half Latina, double Ds thin af since she was a massive gym bunny. She loved to come over and watch anime with me then fuck like crazy, she loved to get choked too. Good times. Oh and I was 29 at the time lol (legal in my country)
>>712402102
>watched a girl die in a car crash
From which perspective
>>712402090
So..are you a virgin still, or what?
>>712401725
Are you so attached to your mother?
>>712402149
Never fucked a girl over 18 and I plan on keeping it that way.
>>712402279
My bitch loves being choked too.She has this shit where I'll keep her on the edge of passing out the whole time, she says it feels incredible. Skullfucking, pulling hair, slapping, anal, slamming her head into the pillow, you name it.
>>712401369
>anon12@mailinator com
get my email?
>>712402969
How do you pull that off exactly? Like, you can't exactly meet HS girls in a bar like I do the uni ones.
I read one of these before and it talked about a guy who secretly pees in the sink instead of the toilet.
Seemed legit.
Now I always do that too.
>>712402892
we've been close for a long time. long story but she's been in my corner since the day she popped me out of her vagina.
other people gave up during my addiction. she never stopped trying to get me help. we've just built an incredibly close relationship (nothing weird or sick).
probably an element of codependency.
>>712402969
Yeah I was unlucky in the sense that she only had 1 sexual partner before me, she couldn't handle a rough fucking but wanted one, plus she kept saying my dick was too big (never believe those comments lol). But man did she ever look good when she would squeeze those huge tits together while I was thrusting her hard.
L, I want to be the person you want to say "good morning" to when you get out of bed, sleepy-eyed and messy-haired but still looking beautiful. I want to be the person you want to say "good night" to before you go to sleep, at 10PM after a long day at work, or at 3AM after a hard night out.
I want to be there for you in all of the ways you know he never could. I want to build on that connection we have that everyone else seems to see yet we never seem to acknowledge. You know we'd work well together, you've you've told me you've thought about it.
Just let me get close, let me in, we would be amazing.
-J
>>712397577
Just hope that Trump doesn't get assassinated before Pence, then. Pence is about as openly hostile to LGBT as it's possible to get in elected US office.
>>712403285
We met at a mutual friend's party and she went to my HS. We hit it off well, started smoking together, and built off of that. Only problem is I've had to get her off of pills.
>>712403591
Mine's only had 2 before me but she says she trusts me a lot more in bed
>>712398772
There's still potential
>>712394710
>>712394802
I fucking see you nsa
>>712404549
Mike 'Suck the cock and get a shock' Pence.
>>712403992
You posted this before, what's the story?
>>712398642
I wish you were white.
>>712405405
We've been friends for almost five years and there's always been chemistry between us. We're both single for the first time ever, but we're also have way across the country from each other now. By her own admission, she's not ready for a relationship with anyone right now, but that doesn't mean that I can turn off how I feel about her.
>>712394599
green text nig
I shared pics of someone in a fap thread and now I feel guilty.
I like memes.
>>712395449
Same here, 15yo is the best pussy.
>>712394531
I miss scrubs more than I do most of my passed away family
>>712402671
I watched her bfs motocycle colide with a rail on the side of the road after hitting a brick. Me and my dad didnt give a fuck about him bc he ended up being fine. His gf wasnt so lucky half her chest was collapsed and she was bleeding all over us.
the first time i had sex was when i was twelve... it was lesbian sex with my 19 year old cousin XD
>>712407779
Damn, that sounds rough. At least she wasnt alone at the end.
>>712408187
You guys hook up again after that?
>>712407779
Must feel bad at such age, but now you know how it looks like, right!
There is a good chance that my little brother is actually son.
>>712409309
What? How?
>>712409539
>What? How?
How? Well, when a man and woman love each other very much...
Or in this case, when a woman begins abusing her son, first physically then sexually...
Not going to greentext, not a pleasant thing to talk about. I got out of there when I was 17. Haven't been back in 5 years, not going back either.
>>712408300
yeah everyweekend for three years im 15 now
I didnt know what being pregnant meant untill i was 17.
>>712410174
1. You're too young to be here
2. You're still a virgin.
>>712410248
What kind of education did you have?
>>712408273
See the worst part was she was terribly pretty probably like a 8/10 at least.
>>712398642
>>712409124
Yeah but its kinda steeled me toward things other people are sensitive about.
>>712410356
1. I'm too young for a lot of things I've done and/or seen, but I honestly don't care.
2. Not a virgin. My boyfriend took care of that a while ago. He's a lot older though, he'll be exactly twice my age tomorrow. :/
I'm 21 and I'm a chronic liar. I lie about small and big things, somethimes without a reason and it puts a great pressure on me to keep my story legit. I just can't get a grip I'm just fucked up
>>712411208
Can you give some examples?
>>712394180
WEHASEC
ALLVERETS!
boyfriend of 3 years was an asshole
slipped a whole lot of antidepressant and adderall into his protein shakes
>>712395147
Not wanting to one up you but i french kissed a 13 y/o(late june this year) and was really on the verge of having sex with her
She admitted having had 2 sex dreams about me and told me in details
I'm 25 btw and still feel like a fucking shit about it
>>712411498
How exactly would that help things?
>>712411655
not wanting to one up you...but im a 15 year old girl and i get my brains fucked out by an almost thirty year old man on a regular basis and i have lesbian sex with my 22 year old cousin every saturday XD
>>712394180
Ruin a perfectly good book for an edgy pic, that'll show dad!
>>712412024
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
>>712412024
Cool story bro, needs moar dragonz and shit
>>712412503
omg so you would believe a guy saying he fucked a 15 year old but not a 15 year old saying she fucked an older married father of three and husband
>>712412616
or more cocks in me ... im horny asf and bored ... you live in west coast u.s?
>>712412755
Face and timestamp. No tits please dont want the thread to get fucked.
>>712411655
I would have done it. And recorded it.
Got a pic of this supposed girl? (not noots obvs)
>>712394180
>be 12, female
>found out about 4chan in jr high
>didn't know older men would be ok with sleeping with me on the dl
>start flirting with one of the assistants at my school
>grab his cock one day while no one is watching, let him know I'm serious
>I tell my parents I'm going to the Library, they're cool with it because I'm an A student
>go to his apartment, massive amounts of sex
>continues for 2 years, he freaks out because I tell him I love him in the middle of an orgasm
>start hooking up with a few other older guys
>they shower me with gifts, one helps me get birth control so we can go raw
>turns out he's not such a bad guy
Been with this guy since I was 14...I'm 24 now.
>>712412979
my face ?
>>712394180
wehasec allverets?
>>712398420
>excludes russia
>>712395740
Kek I remember this from the last thread.
>>712413206
Just so we know you're a girl and not some fat dude with his dick hanging out.
Married, but like seeing an escort or two every month.
Bisexual and one escort offered a threesome with me, her and her husband who's also bi. It's going to be a bit expensive, but thinking about it because I've been curious about losing my cherry for a while.
>>712413419
you know what i dont really want my face on here after i told my all those things but..... you can add my snapchat XDD
@wtfmakayla... then youll know im not a fat guy with his dick hangin out
>>712413714
I'm not into snapchat or any of that stuff, but I'm sure some anons will add you.
>>712413714
Tell us about how your relationship with the married dude started? How did you find each other?
What keeps you interested in continuing it? How much of a stupid mother fucker is he that he's entering into a situation that can fuck him whole life over for pretty much forever?
At least hope you're in a state or country where AOC is 16 instead of 18.
And yeah, who am I kidding? I'd wait until you're older and have an affair with you too.
>>712413650
Sounds wild. How are things with your wife?
I often think about how I'm straight, and white, and a male. And I hate myself for it.
>>712414710
>Wins lottery of life
>Hates self
Why?
>>712395952
FYI this is outdated. Now the best you can do is 14 year olds in places like Portugal, Italy and Germany.
>>712414453
Not great. I tried to be upfront about my kinks and desires. Thought everything was fine. Later it turned out that threesomes and anything involving other people (can't even hire a pro Domme) is an absolute no-go for her.
She loves vaginal, but her pussy isn't that tight and she's not excited about doing kegels. I can go on, but don't want to bitch. I'm just telling myself that this is partially my fault (I need to play the emotion game better, be more alpha, get in better shape) and that this doesn't have to be forever (no kids, only 3 years together).
>>712414710
You're on /b/ so you're at least heteroflexible unless you religiously filter out trap threads.
>>712408187
You know the rules..
>>712414331
It all started on omegle. I searched for people who "like Michigan". I flipped through a few times and there matt was. He was literally shooting up atm and that intrigued me for some reason... ik im an idiot.We talked for a while when he told me i couldnt tell his secret... that he was doing drugs ..... i laughed and said i wanna show you my secret. My cousins friend gave me a tiny white ink basement tattoo that i reret just under my belly button. he smiled and asked me to pull my shorts lowere and lower and soon i took them off. We did some things and i posed for some naked pics through the screen when he asked how old i was. i told him and he said we could still do the omegle thing but we couldnt fuck. i was upset by that and said some pretty convincing things . he changed his mind and by the next week he had me bent over his dining room table. im interested bc i like older guys and his cock is hugeee. ... i think he stayed because im pretty kinky and he is too but his wife isnt so i agreed to be his lil slut when his family isnt home
>>712414823
What if I try a one night stand and end up getting fucked by some bitch who legally gets to take my money afterwards? Maybe it's just that I don't belong to a minority, and therefore gain no advantage. What judge would look at me and take pity on a straight, white male? Nah. I'm probably just paranoid, but it's something I think about
>>712397527
fuck anon, thats some serious shit.
>>712415602
That seems like an odd thing to be paranoid about. Just dont stick your dick in crazy. Honestly people can be offensive as fuck when your not white without even realising. Plus I live in a super white neighbourhood and when we moved here I was stopped by police several times for no reason.
>>712413206
GTFO just cus ur new
>>712394180
Was sexually harassed by two 'friends' for the last year and a half of high school. Now feel like I'd be up for doing a lot of fetish stuff that I would of been freaked out by years ago. I worry the two are related.
>>712416026
>a lot of fetish stuff
Such as? Some times stuff like that can seem appealing but when you actually do it it's not really what you want (in my experience).
>>712416007
fuck yaa hoeee
>>712398642
race isnt real anon (culture is), you cant be white if you want to, your skin just wont be
>>712416147
Mostly BDSM type things.
At the time the stuff was going on I had a big inner turmoil thinking that I was a slut and it was my own fault. Now the idea of being called a slut and being pushed around a lot sounds appealing.
>>712416240
I've been told 'You act and sound white even though you're not'. I take it as a compliment.
>>712397960
Someone repost plz.
>>712415493
Neat. What kind of convincing things could you have said? I can't quite imagine if he was sober enough then to know it was a bad idea.
Does he share his drugs with you or do you want to try them? I'm guessing he wasn't your first. Has he started training your ass so he can fuck it?
If you get off on being with older men, then here's a protip: next time you meet, have him just eat your ass for 5-10 minutes. You'll get off on the power exchange. Also, pics of belly tattoo.
I hate most black or brown imports. Like, westernized ones are cool n shit. But the fobs that show up like its their stupid ass medival country fuckin set me off
>>712416517
I didnt save it. There was a penis in the pic.
>>712416558
Agreed. And all the faggots crying 'let them in' will be the first ones to be raped/beaten by these 3rd world cunts.
Been with my gf 3 years. She's awesome but not very ambitious in the bedroom. She has a twins sister, long story short I got a hold of her phone data. Don't ask how but she is a fucking freak! Like pornstar in real life kinda freak. Loves taking it up the ass. Deepthroating cock, getting dominated you name it. She is also a fucking moron. We got high at my place last night and my girl went to our room and passed out and her sister and I watched pron (her idea) and she played with herself under a blanket and I pretended to not notice and decided to just go to bed.
>>712413153
tits or... eh who gives a fuck, you tryna show some boobies?
>>712413714
do you get expose yourself unclothed on your snapchat? asking for a friend
>>712394180
I have a future with a lovely young lady who has the looks, brains and personality. Shes way too good for me but cares about me a lot. Yet I still lurk the internet for NSA with men women and traps/trans etc
Even though we can have a safe happy future together I find myself in love with the idea of me being a fucktoy for a married couple
>>712416390
Hon, there's a huge difference between being sexual "harassment" (ass slapping, inappropriate comments, etc) and having BDSM stuff "done" to you.
I want to help you out by giving you some rough guidelines though. First, you have to accept what happened to you. It was fucked up, wrong, and maybe you should have said something, but it's over now.
Second, you have to embrace the new side of yourself. If you try to hide it then you'll only feel worse. You can be a slut and do BDSM/kink consensually with partners that care about you. Get on fetlife, find your local BDSM community (hopefully it's not crappy), start learning and find kink partners (read: not sexual, kink) who'll train you. Good luck!
>>712416584
Figured. Those were some man hands, baby!
>>712416736
Sounds like you got the wrong sister and need to flippity-floppity get with the dumb slut! Take it from someone with experience: Dumb Slut > Smart and Ambitious > Average and Normal.
>I'm allergic to saying "Not this shit again!"... but I hide it well.
>>712415602
hey retard, you get the advantages the law by NOT being a minority.
im a closet pedo.
ive sniffed the panties of my friends moms and sisters.
sometimes I fantasize about murder.
>>712417154
What do you mean by "future"? Did you talk about your fantasies/desires with her?
Don't be like me and end up in a marriage with someone who is unwilling to fulfill your sexual desires of threesomes/bi-play/etc.
Also the "married couple fucktoy" thing sounds more like a fantasy than something real. For one, you'd have incredible trouble finding that unicorn even under the best circumstances (you're really hot with an 8" cock, right?). If your girl's into threesome play, just find dominatrix who'd dominate both of you.
>>712394180
I really wanna fuck my girlfriends younger sister... does that count?
>>712417172
Thanks anon <3
Gf is pretty understanding about past stuff, just need to get the worries out my head I guess
>>712417540
Sure does. Ages?
>>712394180
my living room computer has auto silent install android remote control on it, I use it then to install android backup on to their phones, anyone that plugs their phone into my computer i get daily backups of to my email. It backs up texts, emails and call logs.
Anyone that has had their phone plugged into my computer before and piss's me off I take over their shit.
Turn on call and text forwarding to text app
Password reset when they are sleeping to their Gmail account,, get 4 digit reset pin from text. Once Gmail is taken facebook and phone i own.
then lulz
I get drunk 5 days a week with my neighbors hot asfuck wife and we fuck and drink all day.
then a hour before he comes home from work we go to his apartment and clean it, then she goes and picks up their kids from school.
We have been doing this for 2 and a half years now.
pic would be related
>>712418824
Are you a neet? When do you have time to work?
i'm 19 and still virgin
>>712395952
time to take those spanish classes
>>712394180
A navy buddy of mine, killed a local man on Greenland in selfdefense, after a barfight. Then he and i covered it up to look like a accident, and were never caught.
>>712418824
Damn. Dream life.
>>712419247
Why cover it up if it was self defense?
>>712418968
I'm 44 retired made a couple of mill in my 30's and invested it, I live off dividends. (She's 27)
>>712419347
The guy started a fight with my buddy after us leaving the bar. Buddy gets one punch in, guy falls and cracks skull. And with us being danish (denmark-greenland complicated relationship bro), and us being navy put there to keep the local people safe, us instead drinking and fucking our way through greenland. We knew how it would look...
>>712420130
how'd you cover it up?
>>712420130
Fair enough. Would you be ok telling how you covered it up?
>>712419347
because the ensuing paperwork is the real murder
>>712419247
had a friend that stabbed a guy in the top of his shoulder from drug deal gone bad, he tried to rob my friend (between neck and shoulder the soft spot).
It was winter, we put his body beside the building under huge icicles, we shoved one in right where the stab wound was. cops where none the wiser. looked like a accident.
>>712417444
Not pedo, but im into 13-18 yo. Theyre idea to me. Blondes with braces too.
>>712394722
So thats where you draw the line huh
>>712417540
I've gotten head from my 24yo GFs 16yo cousin. Recorded it too. She is STILL a little slut around me..but its gettin outta hand. Like, pulling up her tight af leggings right infront of me, orbending at the waist in stead of the knees to grab shit she "dropped"
I love how wrong it is xD
I cheated on my boyfriend with a guy I ran into at the grocery store last monday.
I can't stop thinking about the guy now...
I keep hoping he'll text me for a round two, but it's already been nearly a week..
I have schizoid affective disorder and bipolar. I am okay with this.
Started fucking my sister in the ass since she was 14 and I was 16. 6 years later she's got a boy friend and she still comes over to let me cum in her ass.
>>712420947
text him, sure he'd like some no strings attached sex (offer a bj or something, that will get him textin)
>>712420397
>>712420410
Threw him in the harbor, happens a bit more than occasionally in greenland, that drunk people slip on the icy docks and drown, so police just called it an accident.
>>712394180
I dated one of my high school teachers
Currently dating a married woman
>>712421431
Got a pic of this sister?
Good sisters take their bros dick.
>>712420947
text him something along the lines of
"i want to fuck again. i have a boyfriend so it has to be discrete and nothing more than sex'
>>712421431
You will not get it, but she is def a solid 8/10. 5'7 120 lbs, blonde, preppy/slut, nice tight butt...Well loose after me though.
>>712421652
You will not get it, but she is def a solid 8/10. 5'7 120 lbs, blonde, preppy/slut, nice tight butt...Well loose after me though.
>animal abuse
regret it
>gf/bf abuse
regret it
>robbed a church
twice
>people say I'm the nicest ever
feels dead inside.jpeg
Its not like I want to be like this
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>712420449
yeah that and being in the forces you can get punished both by civil law and by military law.
>>712421724
>>712421581
The whole idea of a quick one off is NSA
if you text or call or anything it's no longer NSA fuckwit
The only reason I'm still alive is because I have to take care of my grandmother. Once she dies, I'm gonna go blow all my money on stupid shit and kill myself.
>>712394180
Because I'm still a virgin, never really seen a girl naked. On the rare occasion I put on my sisters panties/yoga pants/ect and pose in front of the mirror to get the sensation of seeing a girl.
But I don't shave, plus having a penis gets in the way of thinking it's a girls body
pic NOT related, just nice asses
>>712421581
>>712421724
But what if I really like him and want more than that?
>>712422054
Age?
