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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>be me
>three hours ago
>gf home alone
>go upstairs
>do it like they do on the discovery channel
>switch positions after a while
>doggostyle.jpeg
>be in that position for 20 minutes or so
>feelsbreezy.png
>turn my head around
>door's open...
>her fucking sister is just standing there, watching
>could've been a minute
>could've been 20
>gf doesn't notice
>still fucking
>moaning.wav
>sister still standing there
>leaver after seconds of eye contact
>thefuckjusthappened.img

Fast forward to 20 minutes ago.
>gf fell asleep
>go to toilet
>go to living room
>siter's sitting there
>even more silent and shy than usual
>red as a fucking mario kart homing shell
>I sit on the other sofa
>mfw she's 7 years younger than me
>notevenfuckinglegal.tiff
>mfw I want to plough her tight pussy as hard as I can
>go on phone
>type this

What do I fucking do b?
I wanted to ask her why she was watching and for how long.
Maybe if she liked what she saw?
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It was shock you cunt. She probably didn't like it but was stunned.
>rape her
She'll love I promise you
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"uhhh so about what you saw... Any questions? Want to try it maybe? Haha"
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>>712388709
This is the sister by the way.
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>>712388873
I caught her listening in on us before and she hid a pair of my boxershorts which her mom eventually found... I don't know if it was shock or just curiosity... Wanna find out though.
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>>712389242
nigger, just act concerned and ask her for how long she was there

if it was a lot of time then chances is she likes

also poast moar, shes hot af
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>>712389100
Definitely have intercourse with her and cum inside her
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>>712388709
Ok, OP here...

Just asked her if she wanted to ask us something because she was at my door.
She told me she wanted to see if we were home...
(the noise would've told her that)
She said she was sorry for barging in.
I told her it was fine, just hoped she didn't mind.
She went on talking about how she wants to have a boyfriend and is kinda jealous...
Told her that if I was more her age, I'd definately go after her so she'll be fine and will get a boyfriend when she wants one.

She went to the toilet now.
Waiting to see if she comes back.
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>>712389822
walk in on her and then intercourse her
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>>712389882
this OP, hurry

walk in bathroom, be all like "oohh sorry"!
but just stay there and take ur cock out
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Erect your penis
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at least fondle her breasts
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>>712389822
She's back in the living room and I can see her looking at me in the corner of my eye...
I'll update you anons.

Don't have a lot of pics.
Just social media shit
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>>712390325
op why aren't you inside her now
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>>712389822
>she wants to have a boyfriend
show her what its like
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>>712388709
Show me your penis
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>>712390455
dubs demands it op
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>>712390455
.
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Op probably sat with a window behind him and she's watching him go through her fb pictures and posting them here
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>>712388709

I repeat

kill bike
eat girl
fuck pizza

it's not dificult
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>>712390325
Conversation is still going anons.
I'll update further, don't wanna be looking at my phone too much now. Fucking editing a simple black bar takes ages on a phone..... Last pic until I am on a pc or something...
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>>712388709
How old are you and how old is she?
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and this guy is sitting here editing her photos, putting censors on her face and posting them?

anyone who believes this nonsense is retarded
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Pretty sure op said she was not even legal
>>712389822
>>712389882
>>712389981
>>712389711
wtf
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>>712390980
yeah so?
lmao normies
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>>712390980
Wrong site
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Keep the thread alive boys.
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She wants dick. Don't do it OP, not a good idea
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>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>712391100
All he's done is put some girls pictures up and told a story without time stamp or proof he could still be a fag
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>>712391072
>lmao
Lurk more.
>>712391116
Agree with this if this is actually true.
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>>712389100
Would be crazy to not do something
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>>712391226
>suggesting op shouldn't have sex with an underage girl
Lurk more.
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>>712391080
>>712391072
>Threads about pedophiles who admit it and want to kill themselves
>Other edgy assholes pretending to be actual pedophiles
>This site exists
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>>712391218
Agreed. OP we need timestamped.
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>>712391275
>suggesting I'm suggesting
Eat more
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>>712390980
Fuck off
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>>712391276
if you don't like it so much why are you here

plus, it likely wouldn't be pedophilia, depending on sister's age
might may hebephilia, or ephebophilia
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>>712391165
Of course it's fake, none of those pics look remotely like the same girl. It's a titillating story so far though
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So OP has been silent for a while..
>OP is giving his seed to the steed
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>>712391461
ayy lmao
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bump
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>>712391461
could be onto something here. literally.
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>>712391820
You saved that image twice was it worth it anon?
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>>712391927
Of course it has, he's gotten a lot of use from it on 9gag and Facebook.
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>>712391927
The other one had edits, and no, it wasn't worth it in the least. I'm horrible at shop
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>>712390758
fuck her anon. ill paypal you $10
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The age of consent is just libtard cuck bullshit. Be a man! Heil Trump
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bump
hurry the fuck up op
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bumping
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Bump
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Bump
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>>712389100
How old?
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OP has returned with some news.
Thanks for keeping it alive anons.
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???????
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>>712393599
Lurking.
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>>712393641
indeed
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>>712393599
HURRY THE FUCK UP
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>>712393599
<____<
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>>712393599

Did you fuck her? I need to go to work
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>>712393756
Let the nigga type...
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>>712393756
Nut ?
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>>712393756
Maybe he has slow 4g
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>>712393599
waiting on that greentext where she ends up running off and calling the cops
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>>712393781
Kek. Priorities of b
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Op is giving the seed
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>>712393599
So, we stayed and talked for a while about random stuff and came back to the subject that mattered... We started talking about sex a bit and she told me she never did anything before. Didn't even kiss a guy yet (she's 17).
I told her I'd kiss her if she wanted to in a joking way and she kinda liked the idea...
>dick was 6/diamonds at that point.
I got something to drink and asked if she wanted anything, got her some juice and set down on the same sofa next to her instead of where I was before.
Pretty nervous for some reason, but placed my hand on her leg and moved in closer.
I kissed her for a second or so and pulled back.
Asked her if she wanted to go on just in case...

>conting in a bit, but don't want to keep you guys waiting.
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>>712393877
kek let's wait and see.
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>>712391165
>>712394001
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fgfgg
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>>712390676
perfect
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>>712394001
Screencapping soon
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>>712394001
Op deliver man and remember sharpie in the pooper
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yhhhh
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gggggg
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>>712394001
fake confirmed
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>>712394001
Shes Legal in texas
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>>712394001
>got her some juice
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OP here sorry nerds I was lying about everything
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bumperu
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>>712394001
>cont

She wanted to go on, so I kissed her a little longer that time...
She moved her hand close to my crotch and I felt my dick reaching maxium capacity...
She told me she wanted to go on, but was scared to get caught.
>windows next to us and her parents will be home soon
She went upstairs to her room and I'm still here.
I told her I'd come up in a bit and if she wanted to "talk" some more, to leave her door open...

I'm just sitting here, typing, but my dick is diamonds. I'm gonna go upstairs now and see where it'll lead.
I don't know when her parents are coming home, but theyre not right now and I wanna see how far she'll go...
I'm off, but will check back later to see it the thread is alive. Wish me luck boys.
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>>712394323
Fuck off fag you're not op
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>>712394323
Yeah, nice try
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>>712394364
Godsend OP
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>>712394364>>712394455
Niggers
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>>712394364
Good luck and godspeed anon
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>>712394455
Checked
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When did /b become retards so easy to be trolled?
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>>712394364
>>712394364
>>712394364
Fucking door is open... I'm fucking going for it.
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>>712394364
>op closes door behind him
>pic
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>>712394364
hurry up op
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>>712394364
Bullshit. Forget the part where your gf is apparently upstairs? There's been not even a brief hesitation on the idea that these are sisters and there's a chance of getting caught.
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>>712394524
Last Tuesday
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gl op
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>>712394574
op told us she was asleep

TAP THAT ASS OP
>also checkum
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>>712394524
Doesn't matter if fake or not you fuk
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>>712394574
who would care about getting caught at this point... i would bang both of them anyway...
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the next 20 minutes will either be the story of great triumphant victory, or bitter demise of everything you have ever loved. Tread carefully OP
also.
ASSFUCKHER.png

also also, set camera up for god mode or it didnt happen

>>712394700
checked
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>>712394001
>>712394364
All this while "gf fell asleep" and your only concern is

>her parents will be home soon

absolute cuck
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>>712390687
Kek I was in that thread when you told him.
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>>712394364
bump
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>>712395533
Checked. Bumping, want the rest of the story
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>>712395012
Would you want to be caught fucking your girlfriend's underage sister by her parents, you fucking retard? By all means, please say "Yes" if you're that stupid.
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bumperino
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Inb4
>open the floor
>get on the door
>everyone wall the dinosaur
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>>712395949
Don't give him ideas anon
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>>712395864
Yes, but it's okay I have an Mba
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Bump
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Bump the hell outta this thread
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Give me a B..... U......
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I just got here what the fuck is going on
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>>712395864
I pose an even better question; would you be posting this bait whilst it all plays out.. with the risk of said parents catching you in the act?

Fucking mong, speak for yourself you gullible cunt.
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Getting interesting now
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M
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>>712395864
Haha wow, you're so abrasive, i bet you've got a ton of friends
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>>712396337
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>>712394364
>cont

I went upstairs to check on my girlfriend, she was asleep.
Using that as an excuse, I barged into the her room. Her door was open as I told her.
I walked towards her, she was laying in her bed.
Slowly leaned towards her ears, and whispered, "If you don't reply to this your mother will die in her sleep tonight."
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>>712396387
Lol kys
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>>712391461
Steeds are male horses, chowtard.
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>>712396558
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>>712396558
C
U
C
K
E
D
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Why are people going on like she's a pre pubesent teen.

Op said she's 17 you fags
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>>712396558
damn
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>>712396558
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>>712396558
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>>712396759
Tight ?
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>>712396558
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>>712396558
How do we know if this is OP
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>>712396335
Dude potentially gonna fuck his gf's underage sister
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>>712396759
as weird as it may sound, there are actually some people who enjoy sex without being pedophiles.
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>>712397162
kill yourself fag
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>>712397226
hello newfriend
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>>712397226
Shit brb I'll stream it live
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>>712397198
Weird
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>>712396558
Fuck you.
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>>712396558
WHYWHYWHYWHY

>ennagwj
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>>712397279

▲ ▲
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>>712397162
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God please OP return, this is too fucking interesting - i am rock hard geeez (also 17 is not illegal in most of europe, so dw m8)
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>>712394001
yeah..... this is bullshit

im outta here
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>>712397591
▲ ▲ ▲
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>>712396558
and what did she say?
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>>712397931

▲ ▲
  ▲
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>>712397994
"and what did she say?"
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  ▲
▲ ▲
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come on bruv
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>>712398242
>Slowly leaned towards her ears, and whispered
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The odds that the girl pictured with the white top is 17, has yet to kiss a guy and then is all of the sudden fully willing is astornomical.
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>>712398461
>Slowly leaned towards her ears, and whispered: "Slowly leaned towards her ears, and whispered"
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>>712396558
This was obviously gonna happen lol
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>>712398552
i mean i think its fake but if it was real, the girl still wouldve been lying too
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>>712398611
see >>712397994
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>>712396558
Ah! Got em!
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>>712397198
Including op since it isn't pedophilia so
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>>712399000
checked
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>>712399074
i want to impregnate her, is it weird?
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>>712396558
Lmao
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Cmon op
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Bumpin... wanna hear the rest of this
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>>712399598
>>712399554
>Thinking OP is for real
dumb fuckin newgas
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>>712396558
fuck off
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>>712399799
not necessarily
you can still enjoy a fictitious wok if it is good
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>>712396558
>hilarious
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>>712399799

see:>>712400087
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>>712400231
see >>712399799
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>>712399799
I stay for the plot, though.

>>712400087
Yes. Always a let down when OP is harassed into saying it was all fake. Keeping it "real" is part of the genre. No need for witch hunts.

michaeljacksonpopcorn.gif
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>>712396558
fuk
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>>712400496
>reading for the plot
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bump
>>712400496
exactly. we gotta keep the 'dream alive'
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Waiting on you op
Fake or not it's a good story
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Bumpin'
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>>712400882
Yes. If I actually wanted to jerk off, I'm like 3 clicks away from pr0n. Or even actual written pornographic stories.
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Bump
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>>712396558

.|.
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nothing new from OP...seems to be a long session
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>>712401422
there is no way that youre actually using internet explorer and thats not bait
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>>712393584
too old
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bump
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Bump
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bumperino
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>>712401694
I'm not op, sadly nothing apart from IE can handle 4chin on this crappy phone
Have moar loli
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>>712396558
die
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>>712396558
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>>712402085
sorry anon
and since this thread is on the wait, doyou have any idea why you like loli?
i mean everybody likes something obviously and im not judging, but can you connect it to any catalysts or anything?
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Fake and gay
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OP, we're waiting on you m8
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Fictitious and homosexual
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>>712391165
Boooring!
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This is a hoax and queer
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>>712396558
Deeeem
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>>712402456
It's not me, but I have knowledge of where to find any illustration - rule pixiv gelbooru nije henfoundry ect. - so I usually get pics for ppl.

Loli are good for drawing reference sometimes tho
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This thread is baseless and pansy
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well if its fake op could at least fucking finish it
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Hahaha you fucking retards got so owned
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This thread is phoney and lesbigay
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>>712394554
>17 yo

Does it suck to live in a country where this is not legal?
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>>712388709 (OP)
Send something with timestamp
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>>712403096
Not finishing would be the real trolling.
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Bumping it
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For all we know they could be fucking right now. Or OP is running from the cops. Or he's been shot by her dad. Or she bit his cock off

Or, maybe, theoretical, allah forgive me for what I may suggest

We've been rused
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What if op started new thread?
Did anybody check?
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>>712403840
Kek!
Original?
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>>712404297
If he did, do everyone a favour and report back
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>>712404224
now slow down
why would anyone lie on the internet
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Mfw you all fell for this oc bait, op's sides are rekt
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>>712404355
Picture of OP when he was in high school
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>>712396590
Sister is obviously a trap, it's 2016 after all
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>>712404468
I only want him to lie all the way through.
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>>712403840
Sauce?
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>>712396558
TROLLD ZOMG LOL
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>>712404377
Oh shit, OP just made a new thread!
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>>712406101
Link
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>>712394542
>Open door
I'm skeptical of any walking of dinosaurs. But ill bump my doubts.
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>>712406101
yes please link or die
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>>712396558
k
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>>712406101
I start, you continue
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>>712404224
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>>712396558
welp
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My last bump
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>>712388709
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Best oc today even if it was fake
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>>712407097
>MODS banned vanned
wat?
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>>712392054
>9gag
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>>712406536
Is this OP?
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>>712396387
>my sole measure of the quality of life is the number of friends i have
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;'y
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>>712396558
Kekked. I knew this story was complete fake shit.

U autists should kill yourselves
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KEEP THE DREAM ALIVE
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>>712396558
Fuck off
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>>712407898
yes
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>>712396558
If you don't reply to this post within 30 seconds, Teddy will come rape you to death. This only applies to OP the faggot.
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>>712409491
I have lost all hope
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>>712396558
well played
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>>712409671
Nice job
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