YLYL >no one will ever see that again
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
YLYL
>no one will ever see that again
YLYL is the best bit about the Chan lol
>>712380260
>be me in 2006
>open 4chan
>laugh at ylyl
>>712380260
fucking lost
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>>712382066
Dude, not cool!!
>>712380260
I bet she'll never hear the end of it.
"Okay guys. Grandpa and I will be back from the Bahamas in a few weeks. Take care!"
"Okay grandma! Be sure to post pics of your trip!"
"........."
"I'm sure grandpa will have fun climbing the massive hills."
"ENOUGH RICK!!!"
>>712381858
maybe the gun jammed and he threw the bullets?
>>712382066
What the actual fuck. Thats fucked up, even for /b/
>>712382066
Disgusting ... MODS!!
>>712380260
Pretty nice tits for her age.
>>712380260
WARNING! Carry on reading or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Teddy is real. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home. Tomorrow at exactly 3:37 AM, Teddy will cut your throat and watch you bleed out. His face will be the last thing you see unless you post this in three other threads. Teddy cannot be stopped.
>>712380260
Why can't I ever have friends like that lol :D
>>712382066
MODS!!!
>>712382066
Jesus goddamn christ man, keep that shit outa here. Fucking MODDDDDS
>>712381858
i have never handled a gun can somebody explain this
>>712382066
what was it
>>712382989
the shiny back part of the bullet wouldn't be there if the round was shot.
>>712383036
you don't wanna know man.
it's like Daisy's destruction x10
>>712380260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMsUYTriUVQ
>>712382989
Sand niggers shot up here house and she found those in ther walls.
https://youtu.be/50mU_I0iTZA
>>712383088
fuck are you serious?
Glad i missed it
Thanks for the warning buddy
>>712380260
God damn op those are some nice titties
Could some verify these doubles?
>>712382812
Warning! We're all going to die.
>>712382066
wtf no
I'd contribute but I don't have anything good
>>712380338
the chon
>>712383552
Wit's just a load of numbers why do you give a fuck?
>>712383845
you're right
>>712383961
neither do you
>>712382604
Is that supposed to be the url for the fake strawpoll screamer website?
>>712382066
Holy shit, no wonder Moot left...
>>712382066
Yo dawwwgggg. Wtf man.
Also nice dubs.
>>712384105
really?
>>712384240
>>712384159
it's just numbers who cares?Why do you keep samefagging it?
>>712382989
The copper (darker) part (aka the bullet) at the front separates from the brass (lighter) part (aka the casing) in the back.
Only the bullet is used as a projectile.
>>712384312
yeah really
>>712384354
>inb4 bait
Copy the numbers into a binary to ascii converter
>>712383931
Convert it from binary dipshit
>>712384488
I literally don't know what half of that means
>>712384576
>its bait
>>712384576
Yeah c'mon. Just post it for us.
>>712384576
You don't have to just google binary conversion
>>712384576
you sound 12. are you 12?
I done it all it says is "pretend this is the most disgusting thing you ever read"
>>712384690
nah i just have a girlfriend and mates im not a fucking nerd
>>712384800
Do you get the joke now newfag?
>>712384841
if you say so
>>712384841
>>712384841
Is your girlfriend retarded too?
>>712384994
yeah...it's not funny
>>712382066
dude wtf stop
>>712384666
witnessesessseseesd
>>712385081
>>712384841
Go home newfags
>>712385028
yeah she is
pfft get this
She doesn't even know where the binary code accsi url and motherboard is
HAHAHAHAHA what an idiot she is
>>712385192
Stop while you still can faggot
>>712384690
Lôßd
>>712380260
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>>712383605
BEST POST
>>712381858
2 bullets were thrown at her by her jihadist husband because they didnt fit in his gun
>>712385469
Did someone photoshop his arm out? what's wrong with her ass?
>>712385331
Heres one you might like
Microsoft word and excel walk into a bar
and the guy behind the bar says
hey two programs are hard drive usb port GPS
>>712382989
shes lying
>>712385570
This post gave me super-aids.
>>712384841
Lel you're probably an uneducated brainlet pleb. It's ironic that you have this sense of superiority when you're probably actually like some working class white trash loser, that hasn't even been to college (and if you have, you probably have/are working on some shit tier degree in marketing or something).
I'm not even into CS/programming, but at least I know some of the basics. I'm actually a student of cognitive science at a top 10 university. Anyway pretty much anyone making 6 or 7 figures today has some basic knowledge of this shit, whether they work in STEM, accounting, finance, or anything like that. Now I don't come into contact with too many CS/programming types (so I can't speak for them) but most of the people I know in the STEM fields are more attractive and socially capable than the general public, not less. In fact generally people in fields like this, are more intelligent and posses more socioeconomic status than the general public not less. You're complete ignorance demonstrates that you're just some poorfag, with little or no education who comes from a family with little or no education or social status.
Not that that's the most important thing in the world anyway, but it's obviously important to you.
>>712385696
they're computer jokes you wouldn't get them
>>712384666
Satan's trips on the Lord's day. Lord, have mercy on us all.
>>712385720
too long didn't read
>>712384841
>gf
>mates
>on 4chan
If you say so bud
>>712382812
Immune, bitch
>>712385385
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>>712386083
slav in the shadows
>>712385799
Nice dubs.
Basically just saying that this anon >>712384841
is an uneducated white trash poor fag who doesn't realize that people with advanced educations and degrees in STEM, medicine, law, accounting, finance, etc.actually make more money, get more pussy, and tend to be more attractive, intelligent, and socially desirable than poorfags, not less.
>>712383136
God you're retarded
>>712386191
because a lack of education makes you cool of course! fucking kids man
>>712386083
looks like andy capp
>>712386191
I'm the same anon
I don't know what STEM is and i don't care you probably do have more money than me but i have a job and so does she we're happy within ourselves so that's all that matters
Anyway back to my jokes
A firefox and a chrome walk into a bar
and internet explorer says
nice bluetooth where can i get a terabyte
>>712382989
The bullet, the part that is fired, is all that would be shot. The entire cartridge that she is holding is an unfired round. Meaning she's full of shit.
A bullet that is fired and hits flattens out, shatters, etc. It isn't a perfect shape, either. Those are unfired, virgin rounds.
>>712382812
>>712384489
Lost holy shit haha
>>712382989
Those bullets are unfired.
The actual "bullet" part of the ammo that kills people is just the tip. When they are fired in a gun, those bullets separate from the shell casing and fly out of the barrel.
Any bullets that hit her house during shooting would have been tiny things the size of her fingernail.
>>712386083
It's Sato!
>>712384312
kek
>>712385799
tl; dr
>>712386266
>skinny body but overweight hands
>>712380260
Well, that was quick, I lost!
>>712387120
For you
>>712382066
Wtf man take this shit back to the deep web
did u know that dark souls 3 is trying to turn u gay?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nz8KJYpRh28
>>712382066
gave me a boner
>>712382812
Teddy and clarissa are gonna have to compete for my ass tonight
>>712383190
I am so confused.
>>712384312
Lost at "Bomb Jovi".
>>712382066
MODS MODS MODS
>>712382066
"the pretend is the most disgusting thing ever read"
>>712382066
WTFFFF MODDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>712384391
wtf?!
>>712383483
dude! spoilers!
>>712380260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeVtGOVdy0I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wizE6ESfs58
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytkOwZAhH4g
Prepare to lose, faggots.
>>712382066
moooooooooooooodssss!!!!!!!!
>>712387504
You must have a lot of friends
>>712384391
>>712382066
>>712386284
retard alert
>>712381858
>At least175 dead
>200 wounded
I lost. Topkek material here
>>712382066
nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNLs6YPlNWA
kek
>>712388308
>.gif
>>712380338
Hello fbi
>>712383605
oh, fuck. LOST
i REALLY REALLY like this image
>>712386407
you didnt even have to know any computer terms to undertsand the binary joke you just had to put it into google thats why everyone thinks youre retard
>i dont even know what half of that means
you didnt have to understad any of it retard you just have to know how to copy and paste into google
your dumbass got me triggered
>>712388397
no clue why it's a gif kek
just downloaded it that way
>>712381858
Those are clearly 7.62, you dumb cunt
>>712383434
i can verify that youre a faggot
>>712388481
well she put out at least once.
>>712388440
>>712388481
fuck u
>>712388308
Why this shit is a gif
>>712384666
W A S T E D
A
S
T
E
D
>>712388493
you best be joking nigger
>>712388458
>everyone thinks youre retard
Oh the irony
>>712388432
your mom is a whore
>>712388481
Well fuck you
>>712388481
do you take it up the ass?
>>712385469
Nice one
>>712388695
...
>>712388432
Great. I will die in my sleep. I hope this works, you fuckwad.
>>712388823
gotcha there mate
>>712382812
Jokes on Teddy. I want to die.
>>712382066
Im oficially done with this site.
>>712385720
So is this supposed to be some kind of pseudo-intellectual equivalent of the "Navy Seal" copypasta?
>>712385469
Noticed just after I pulled my pants down...
>>712388695
You're still fucking retarded
>>712380260
She captioned the photo in a photo editor it'd be impossible for her not to see it, nice concept though
>>712388481
fuck
>>712388481
efrsa
>>712382066
WHY YOU DO THIS YOU PSYCHO ?
>>712385169
>>Go home newfags
>posts filthy frank
>>712388407
lost
>>712389073
Thanks for ruining my enjoyment
>>712389028
Are you alright mate?
Do you want to have a little chat about these issues you're going through?
>>712382066
why are you not banned
>>712382066
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>>712384312
>>712388684
I aint, ya dumb cunt
">lolwut?"
>>712387120
What ever happened to her?
>>712384841
GTFO normie
>>712382812
>>712389462
She got into porn, then contracted HIV and went out of the public eye
>>712388481
nigger
>>712389462
her boobs exploded
>>712386407
Dude fuckin 10/10 this whole thread
>>712388481
is this shit new ?
Pornhub.com
>>712389410
why not
>>712389410
double protection with immunity cat nice
>>712387120
What's this bitch's name? I can never remember.
>>712382066
the pretend is most disgusting thing ever read
ha-ha
>>712389410
immunity for life against all this shit, yay
>>712388432
>>712382066
I dont get it
>>712382066
what is the pretend?
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>>712388995
Go back to Facebook and send this to your dad faggot.
>>712384489
fake like 4chan
>>712385720
found the virgin
>>712382989
stop making sense you fucking underage reddit newfag fucks
![CpTnp5zVMAAvNqx[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SReb3Yp.jpg "CpTnp5zVMAAvNqx[1].jpg")
>>712388031
You must be so smart
>>712390175
Sounds like a band name
>>712384156
http://www.strawpoll.me/11693330
Keksimus Maximus
>>712384391
More like this
>>712389225
i dont even have to use a translator to know what youre saying
ive been here to long
>>712386367
Sauce
>>712384312
>Jihad me at Hello
My sides
>>712382812
>>712390182
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>>712390197
jokes on you nigger, I am a dad
>>712390178
lost it
>>712390178
Wowsers
>>712384841
Wow look at you so impressive
Its not like yiu have to read the binary
Right click it
go to google and look up binary converter
Click one of the websites
And paste the numbers there
It will translate them
You dense fucking fuck
>>712382066
owo whats this
>>712390666
nice trips
It says "suck my balls you little dweeb" if anybody cares
By the way 1992 called it wants the word dweeb back
Also 1992 called me because it wants it's wanting stuff back joke back
>>712381858
175 people died from bullets being thrown at them?
Holy shit give whatever sandnigger did that a spot on a major league baseball team.
>>712390178
Oldie but goldie!
>>712386407
That doesnt even make any sense
Its like making a sports joke
So david beckham and michael phelps walk into a bar
Touchdown home run haily mary
>>712390178
>>712390759
>>712390766
AM DENNY =)
>>712389316
The pacific is a long way from malibu
>>712386496
Weed jokes arent funny
Weed culture isnt funny
>>712390837
are you mad?
>>712391122
dubs of fucking truth
>>712390766
What an idioooot !
>>712391187
At your blatant stupidity, yes
But its easy to understand why you wouldnt know how to do something as simple as looking up a binary translator on google
>>712391499
would you like to talk about this anger over a herbal tea?
>>712391122
dubs on dubs is always right
>>712384841
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>712388995
>dose feet doe
>>712391692
lol, no u
>>712380338
So you're the one posting all the 9gag shit in our threads?
>>712382812
I welcome death.
>>712388481
Oi cunt
>>712388481
???
>>712380260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6hzheSQ7fU
>>712391692
GTFO NEWFAG
>>712388731
I lost
>>712392363
been here weeks don't know what your talking about new
>>712392374
I always lose
>>712383605
Lost
>>712385720
Bud, there's a LOT of ugly people in STEM fields. there's a fair amount of pretty people too. It's very representative of the population I think.
>>712390572
Hayate no gotoku
>>712389410
Hell yeah
>>712382066
I have seen and heard a lot, but this has to be the fucked up shit I have ever laid eyes upon. WTF dude, keep this shit to onionchan
>>712384391
every young boy's fucking dream
>>712388481
faggot
>>712390371
fucking creative
>>712386407
10/10
My fucking sides
>>712389410
K thx
http://www.strawpoll.me/11694518
>>712380260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRPTz1Iija4&feature=youtu.be
>>712389226
amazing...
>>712387079
I lost it
>>712386547
Lost
>>712382066
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>>712389410
Thank Holly
>>712392485
>weeks
>>712389410
even against the ones that say "no immunities will protect you"? Also, I already have immunity cat, would this be cheating?
>>712393857
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>>712384312
It was over at "Mecca Death"
>>712380260
Sauce?
>>712382989
Some Ameritard neckbeard made some fake Arab propaganda so that we can all go "lol towelheads are so stupid".
>>712382066
jesus FUCKING CHRIST ANON THINK OF THE CHILDREN
>>712394713
And this is funny because it's from 2004?
>>712391122
this was an exception though, I had a hearty chuckle
>>712383455
L&L
>>712394713
old 4chan was cancerous.
>>712384841
The hate to this post tells me a lot about other people on this site
>>712382066
This is why the world is fucked up, assholes like you post shit and think it's a fucking joke. I hope you laugh in hell.
>>712380338
>lol
Grandma detected.
>>712382066
Fuck.
I thought I couldn't get disgusted on the internet anymore.
Good job anon.
>>712389796
that daughter looks crisp
>>712388432
Pic is stanky
>>712395136
Not only did they do this they did it for LIKE 15 HOURS STRAIGHT
>>712388432
What a bitch
>>712386266
He looks hard as fuck as a thin person.
>>712384391
Chick does this we laugh. Man does this your a pedo and jailed
>>712382066
You piece of trash fuck is wrong with you
>>712394488
But the draft is socialist... everyone knows this. That's why it's gone.
>>712385720
U r a loser
>>712390213
That's going straight to my reaction face folder
>>712386191
You're one of those.cuck faggots that post all that BBC shit aren't you?
>>712381607
that was everyones face to this
This thread is fucking garbage and unfunny
>>712382066
mod pls
>>712382604
Interesting
>>712395856
True..
>>712389410
kay
