YLYL inb4 nanners and shitty nigger memes
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YLYL inb4 nanners and shitty nigger memes
>>712369957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YBQYTUIUx4
>>712369957
>>712370258
Lol, that reminds me of a pathetic faggot who tried to hit on me while telling me about how he secretly identifies more with his DnD vampire character than with his real self, how no girl would ever love him and how every person had an energy aura around them that could be channeled. I told him that I was a lesbian and he asked me if I would want to meet up with him to just cuddle. How beta can one even be?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Df0U_I4nwXg
>>712369957
>>712371561
lol
>>712370472
>shameful torrent
lost
>>712370017
I don't know about you...but I think Melania can suck a good dick...I'd tap dat azz...those lips look like that what they were made for
>>712371561
>>712372021
>stain
>>712371561
lost
>>712372330
Holy shit she died, that's awesome
>>712372330
>>712372415
same fag
>>712372486
I wasn't pretending to be different people
>>712371561
well
>>712371561
Cunt
>>712372535
If you cant see well, learn sign language...
Wut
>>712371561
Reply
>>712370199
>that feel
>>712372128
HAHAHA... dayum
>>712372415
>>712372330
they spelt her name wrong... but which 1 got it right
>>712372535
Fuck that what's wrong with the kid telling old people to cut themselves
>>712373324
He thought it said "What advice can you give to the enemy?"
>>712369957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ODMUbe7J-I&t
>>712372242
>How fast can I steal a TV set?
>I think the alka-seltzer will dissolve fastest
Wut
>>712372381
Did they get back together?
>>712371561
I was about to say that this thread is shit.
Then i lost to this.
>>712369986
Underrated
>>712370199
>>712369957
Please more of these
>>712373879
this one is my favorite
>>712373958
Man if only I could count how many times that's happened to me...
>>712370301
Hot
>>712371561
>>712373721
Painfully obvious samefag is painfully obvious
>>712372585
Okay I believe you
>>712374039
> OH MY FUCKING GOD MOM YOU STUPID BITCH IT WENT RIGHT INTO THE GLASS LIKE IT WAS SUPPOSED TO!
??
>>712371561
ur gay
>>712374378
I think there was a little bit that spilled out as soon as the stream hit the cup.
>>712374076
what, open up a grill and a wiener falls out?
>>712371561
Lil late for that.
>>712373879
>11
OH SHIT I HIT A HOLE IN THE WALL ON PURPOSE
>>712371561
fug
>>712371561
fuck you
>>712374703
>>712374636
That's right. All my grills have been at a ridiculous 45 degree angle for no discernable reason.
>>712369957
>>712370199
>>712370301
>>712373879
>>712373958
>>712373976
>>712374003
>>712374020
>>712374039
MORE
>>712374904
too far
>>712371561
ssssssssssssssssssss
>>712371561
plz don't do this to me
>>712374848
that's horrible. kill yourself, 12 year old
>>712371561
>>712370384
Fucking done
>>712372535
I lost
>>712375027
>>712375244
>>712371561
Damnit
>>712371561
motherfucker
>>712372758
Fuck, Can't unsee.
>>712370258
not a cringe thread
>>712371561
em...
>>712371561
save me.
Nice
>>712371561
well fuck my life
>>712372370
Enjoyed this more than I should have
>>712372781
top kek
>>712371561
Just to be sure
https://youtu.be/50mU_I0iTZA
>>712369986
loud kek
>>712371561
Fuck off. I am never gonna live that long.
>>712372370
Holy shit man. Fucking kek
>>712374666
>666
kek
>>712372585
http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/nation/2002/05/09/toy-yoda.htm
>>712371561
Fgt
>>712375005
>thanks obama
fuck i shouldn't lose to shit like that
>>712371561
Oh no my only weakness
>>712374533
top kek
>>712371561
Kej
>>712369957
https://youtu.be/GVB7OiPhuzk
>>712375442
this one got me all the time! btw any body here can change the phone for a piece of kfc please ?
>>712371561
Fuck
>>712372309
No lie. I'd go for this.
I love Downey girls. I imagine they would be interesting in bed.
I delivered pizza to this one girl who was downsy cute little red perm. Fat Dick sucking lips, perky high tits, and a Disney fanny pack.
She told me that wasn't were she lived. My plan was to hang around the neighborhood and hope I bump into her again. But I'd probably have to wait till spring before I'd see her, people don't go out much in winter here.
I have her phone number but don't really know what I can do with that.
>>712371561
One day I'll find love.
>>712372535
Dexter had his shit together as a kid, later on he got his own series making his childhood fantasies come true
>>712370106
kek
>>712374533
Original sauce?
>>712379923
What the actual fuck.
>>712382017
She looked kinda like this only chubby and downy with a perm.
Retard porn is really hard to come by, I'm thinking about making videos cause I can't be the only one into. But more so it would be a good excuse to fuck these fine retards
>>712382555
You need help.
>>712369957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMsUYTriUVQ
>>712374636
>unintentional underrated post
>>712379672
This
>>712371561
Noice
>>712383760
sick fuck
>>712382699
Yes, finding and banging regards.
People are into midgets (which I also like) and other weird shit.
I think a downsy girl wouldn't hold back on shit she wants or do shit she was uncomfortable with.
>>712383760
>>712371561
>Save me
>>712383857
"I trusted you"
>>712372021
Isn't it Berenstein???
https://youtu.be/nV0p0ueeExo?t=1m37s
>>712384861
Wait for the ending.
>>712384517
Thank you anon. I needed that.
>>712384861
The irony here is the Germans were the barbarians to the Romans.
>>712371561
I reply
>>712372346
lost
http://cheesespin.net/
you can YLYL here
>>712369957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeVtGOVdy0I
>>712371561
Stop
>>712370429
Oh, England.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNLs6YPlNWA
>>712369986
>>712375382
Kek
She called it 'Chelsea'.
>>712373668
Shut up Manny!
>>712370301
Weirdest boner
Does this steamer look like a thumb or what?
>>712369957
>>712371400
Fuck off no one cares
>>712369957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRPTz1Iija4&feature=youtu.be
>>712370384
Fukken saved
>>712392654
Fucking kek!
>>712373324
I think he is talking about diabetes
I still don't know what's on cheespin
>>712371561
Fuk
>>712395246
Go check it out, anon
>>712377640
What gun is that?
>>712371561
Goddamnit
>>712371561
Dickhead
>>712372004
go back to facebook nigger
>>712397552
why do you have a facebook?
>>712396795
sauce?
>>712397712
her name came right up when i reverse googled it
try pressing that "google" link next to the image
>>712392630
that's quite a hefty thumb you've got there, anon.
>>712397909
>>712375192
why is it horrible ?
>>712373879
>bitch looks at the hammer like it's its fault.
>>712373661
>Not realizing this is a shitty shop by some /pol/ tard
>>712373958
It's like this infomercial didn't even try
Who uses a fucking spatula for hotdogs
Why are the hotdogs perpendicular to the bars
Fucking Obama
>>712371561
lmao
>>712372758
Kektana.
>>712372346
MSN messenger will never be a thing again :(
>>712371561
./.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytkOwZAhH4g
>>712371561
Well fuk
>>712371561
Fuck it - replying.
>>712371561
fugg
How fucking immature do you think you are? Depressed 13 year old Leafy fapping wanker. People like you make me sick. I wish you would get your shit together and realize not everybody on YouTube is the smartest wise ass in town. Take your shitty ass talent and stop trying to be Ricegum on a broken and manipulative program, poor bitch. Stop trying to look cool with your school news intro that literally gave me HIV. Go get some better equipment and stop trying to be higher than everyone else, you egotistical fucking bastard. Piece of shit. The only support you get are from your dumb broken sorry poor ass niggers who only support you so your fragile ego can stay in check. Fucking pathetic YouTube star wanna-be with your dumbass vlogs that nobody gives a shit about unless they're actually in it, because apparently being in a video with over 4 views makes you as popular as Jacob Satorious' nudes. Go compare your channel to literally every other channel with other 1,000 subscribers, then come and tell me honestly if your channel is shit or not, because if logic proves anything, it's that you gave me AID's looking at your fucking atrocious YouTube channel.
>>712371561
Im not taking any chances
Any one have that text screenshot that says
>My names Tism
>Au Tism
>>712401194
>>712371400
tits or gtfo
>>712401752
Who said he has tits?
He called him a faggot and fags don't hit on chix
>>712369957
00000 quints were dropped recently, anyone know where it is?
>>712401830
>I was a lesbian
>>712371561
>i'd make it to 60
>>712370384
Last graph made me lose it lol
>>712388663
This one's better imo
>>712372309
So that's what Jacques Villeneuve is doing nowadays
>>712369986
Holy kekballs
>>712401959
>>712401994
kek fucking kraut cuck got it, salty cause i got 00001
>>712383760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt0j3xijZBk
>>712401869
>>712372370
"this is fucked"
>>712371561
lmao fuck
>>712378211
Nice
>>712370384
Love it!
>>712371561
Funny me
Me
>>712397712
Chloe foster
>>712371561
3sad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUGoS1r1-XQ
>>712390654
but..it's not though
>>712369986
hmmmmm YEA HEA!!!!
>>712371561
damn man
>>712402415
Terrible shop
Am newfag
Can I triforce?
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>>712392630
Fat fuck detected
>>712371561
TAKE IS FUCKER!!!
>>712371561
not taking any chances
fuck you nigger
>>712396795
>>712371561
You motherfucker I'm not gonna be a wizard!
>>712372105
>now you notice those are female sun glasses
>you mind blown
>>712371561
oh
>>712375442
What a disagreeable looking fuck that guy is
>>712404768
you know she is a porn star and you can see her sucking a cock bigger than her head right?
>>712371561
sack of shit
>>712404768
sauce
>>712371561
noo daddy stop it
>>712371561
had a gf, just to b sure
>>712371561 pls
>>712374039
>she was supposed to cause a mess
>she didn't
>bitch why you trippin?
>>712392630
i want that thumb in my ass
>>712396795
A man needs a name
Newfags can't triforce
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>>712374003
IT WAS GOING FINE
FUCK YOU
>>712405865
oldfags can't let dead memes rest
>>712405865
▲
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Fuck you
>>712404960
What's her name?
>>712406092
It's all we have left young /b/lood
>>712403963
>are you...
>the most powerful computer in the world?
>>712372242
That experimental design is not reflective of the title at all! I call shenanigans.
>>712371561
>>712406202
Bahahah
>>712394590
And such is a life of sith.
>>712371561
fuck off mate
>>712374020
Jesus, that retarded contraption looks super unsafe to use.
>>712371561
damn
>>712371561
Replied.
>>712371561
pls
>>712370384
Nice.
>>712371561
no risks
>>712371561
Kek
>>712398841
WTF was that?
>>712405100
>sauce
Adalia rose
>>712407455
Amazing. Actually amazing!
>>712384204
underrated as fuck
>>712371561
meem
>>712384204
This is great
>>712371561
worser then this mother shit
>>712406150
Her name is Chloe Foster, I just found her name out too.
>>712396734
darude sanstorm
or nambu 8mm
>>712371561
fuck u
>>712371561
Not taking that risk.
>>712371561
nigger
>>712372346
Today being Halloween, I decided to fuck with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brough a Mudkips doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.
"So I heard you like Mudkips..." "Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUUVE MUDKIPS." "O RLY? So, would you ever fuck a Mudkips, that is.." (he cuts me off before I could said 'if you were a mudkips') "OF COURSE." "Well I just happen to have a Mudkips here, and."
Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violenly humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips.
Needles to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I cooly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved.
I came back two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd round him. He was still fucking it and baying this real fucked up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF' sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid.
I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.
A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell.
>>712372004
Go back to 2004, nigger
>>712372346
So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling "I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I'M GONNA SUE..." and it was cut off.
I asked an office later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and 'whatever else happened.' The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight. >>712409010
>>712383819
The other guy said you need help, how can I help you find retards to bang good sir?
>>712371561
damn
>>712384204
what a waste of time wtf that was dumb
>>712398841
>filename
fuckin kek
