Waifu claiming thread.
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>>712351439
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Yuuko claimed.
>>712368541
Slow night, again.
Alice 2 claimed
Tank commander is claimed.
>>712368616
Every night all night.
>>712368189
Hello there.
>>712368242
It's an alright morning at the very least.
>>712368647
Enjoy your stay.
Mei=Bae
>>712368706
Sleep well?
>>712368696
I guess some people just don't want to claim their waifu all night. Boo.
>>712368706
Hello~ I'm curious as to why you have Rei as a waifu. I know waifus choose the anon but why her? Why not someone who can actually give you children and actually have an orgasm?
>>712368647
You mother fucker.
totoko yowai is the best
ji.
Nonon Jakzure
>>712368828
They do.
>In the discord.
here
>>712368852
Roll trips and steal her, my dude.
>>712368914
Discord is kinda shitty, though.
>>712368880
Dan Gheesling.
>>712368986
I wouldn't know. I didn't go to it.
Or the stream.
>>712368986
She's my waifu now though, trips aint gunna do shit
>>712369114
>No image
Literally who?
>>712369166
No one, I'm not from this community.
>>712368541
>>712368616
>>712368647
>>712368689
>>712368696
>>712368706
>>712368725
>>712368770
>>712368804
>>712368828
>>712368833
>>712368852
>>712368870
>>712368876
>>712368880
>>712368914
>>712368920
>>712368931
>>712368986
>>712369044
>>712369108
>>712369114
Show me your vagina
Tokisaki Kurumi is now claimed.
>>712369231
Shut up and let me see your beef curtains
>>712369325
>>712368828
I did sleep sort of well.
>>712368833
She's relatable to me. Plus, the scope of looking at her only in a sexual light is very limited, I'd be content if she was just around me.
>>712369108
Eh, I'd rather complain in the thread instead of going on that stuff.
>>712369325
You don't deserve, you PG-13 vampire fuck.
>>712369325
mavis im a guy
>>712369464
So you're almost completely incapable of emotions and personality?
go to sleep
>>712369522
>>712369529
>>712369597
DONT ARGUD WITH ME
>>712369536
I wouldn't say that I am incapable. But on a more basic level maybe yes.
>>712369597
you
>>712369653
p-please be gentle
it's my first time
>>712369522
Yeah. Thread is more fun.
>>712369768
>First time.
Not for long!
>>712369768
Sorry, I have the autism. I yell sometimes. You know who you really have to look out for is tomoko. Tomoko will rape you.
>>712369653
mavis i dont have one
>>712369768
>>712369888
lies
>>712369832
I have to stay completely un-lewd for my waifu, you heretics.
>>712369888
I think we're all on the spectrum tbh
>>712370101
my restraining order clearly states that you have to stay 5 posts away from me at all times
>>712370396
Whoa, I'm no heretic.
>>712370396
i dont remember that
![Syndra [306].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I0SBJIg.jpg "Syndra [306].jpg")
>3 AM
Well, I think I'll be heading off to bed now.
See you guys later.
>>712371167
Good night.
Dan Beesling.
Dan Greasesling
claimed.
Dan Icesling,
Dan Kingsling.
Dan Chinksling.
Dan Geesesling.
Dan Skisling
Dan Treesling.
Dan Puddingsling.
Dan Flagsling.
Dan Poolsling.
Dan Scapesling.
Dan Mouthsling.
>>712371157
Morning Syndra <3
Dan Cutsling.
Dan Edgesling.
Dan Drinksling
Dan Copsling.
Dan Deansling
The Dean is IN.
>>712369719
What would you do if you met her irl?
Dan Gheeseling's evil twin
Gan Dheesling.
Dan Pumpkinsling.
Dan Guysling.
Dan (The Man) Gheesling.
Dan Roastsling.
Dan Dansling.
Dan Reesesling.
Dan Racconsling.
Dan Stretchsling.
Dan Fishsling.
Dan Baldsling.
The Bee's Knees.
Raisin Dan.
Dan ??? Sling.
Dan Cardsling.
>>712372552
Interesting proposition. Though I'm saddened to say that I don't really know what I would do if a situation like that would ever arise. I'd probably act very awkward.
Dan Feelsling.
Is posting still useful or is thread kill?
>>712372927
Would you sniff her anus if she asked you to?
>>712372492
How do you fuck that up?
Drinksling?
Really?
>>712373042
Irrelevant. She wouldn't.
>>712372982
Im gonna go with ride it out.
Or you could help with something.
>>712372982
Some guy named Dan bumped it.
>>712373185
Yes she would because she's fearless and has no shame.
I mean look at her in this picture
>
She's about to fucking DIE and she doesn't even flinch!
Lets Nightcap Rory!
Rules
>rolling between 1 and 09
>anything over 12 is an instant fail
>10 is also now a failure
>07 gives you free reign - you may choose one of the drinks or two of a random
>rerolls allowed and encouraged
Exceptions
Dubs - you choose the drink
Trips - two drinks. Mix and match.
Quads - one of all. Just fuck my life up.
>>712373143
You're right, it should be
"Dan Riesling"
Dan Sneezesling.
>>712373306
I just want a hug.
>>712373306
Drink
>>712373306
you're getting drunk tonight.
>>712373421
My own do not count
>>712373272
>fearless and has no shame.
I don't think that has anything to do with it. That suggestion sounds a little too specific for her anyway.
>>712373244
Always happy to help
>>712373246
it looked like he was the only poster
Dan "get in the van" Schneider would've been funnier
>>712373306
rolling then I guess
>>712373479
No hug at all?
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>712373306
Roll for nothing.
>>712373306
Drink.
![Syndra [132].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LVQ646T.jpg "Syndra [132].jpg")
>>712373541
Reroll
>>712373492
You really wouldn't still her ass after she got out of the shower??
![Syndra [181].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/P5bc56Q.jpg "Syndra [181].jpg")
>>712373570
Again
![Syndra [196].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4mf77cd.jpg "Syndra [196].jpg")
>>712373600
>>712373306
might as well roll again
>>712373596
I would if she wanted me to, I guess.
Well my usual waifu has been claimed already but for now claiming Tatsumaki
>>712373463
Mr Legend I usually post as Nonon in glad to see Dan Puddingsling and Dan Flagsling making a comeback bring forth new Dan!
>>712373689
Would you take a big wiff if she were sleeping next to you? She wouldn't know.
>>712373306
Piracy's a crime and crime doesn't pay,
And we go home poor at the end of the day.
But I'd rather live my life in rags
Than be taped to a desk with a wife that's a hag.
We live each day like there's nothing to lose,
But a man has needs and that need is booze.
They say all the best things in life are free
So give all your beer and your rum to me.
We are here to drink your beer
And steal your rum at the point of a gun
Your alcohol to us will fall
'Cause we are here to drink your beer
[2x]
Drink
>>712373662
Syndra is the fun police here.
>>712373659
You make me sad.
What's the latest drama screenshot you got?
Is Esdeath still retarded?
>>712373757
Uh, no.
>>712373855
Yes you would you faggot.
>>712373800
It's because you keep stealing my dubs
>>712373807
Why do you care? He probably is
>>712373800
No hug, Rory?
>>712373807
>>712373955
>>712373923
>>712374071
Stop posting that monstrosity.
>>712374123
>>712373938
Who are you? I meed to know who Im hugging.
>>712373923
How do I steal your dubs? Its all Syndras fault.
>>712374145
I guess I'm new in a way, I just love Rory, you have good taste in waifu.
>>712374139
D-die!
Claim
>>712374221
>>712374269
-hugs-
![Syndra [160].png](https://i.imgur.com/Ewg7nmB.jpg "Syndra [160].png")
>>712373800
Love you too .5
>>712374269
Okay that's enough.
>>712374272
holy shit
>>712374197
Thank you kind sir. Still no hug though until you claim.
>>712374275
*Hugs back*
>>712374317
Enough what?
>>712374357
I missed you.
>>712374346
But you already claimed her...
>>712374340
Cirno claimu
>>712374357
Enough claiming.
>>712374427
Don't ruin my childhood now.
>>712374071
that is one of the ugliest waifus I've ever seen
>>712374145
You got dubs twice asking me to roll
Yea blame syndra, sonuvabitch
>>712374432
Post lewds.
>>712374451
>>712374505
>>712374537
B-baka!
>>712374406
Ok. I missed you too
>>712374434
Why?
>>712374619
>>712374412
Claim another then. I will hug you then.
>>712374315
Good to know, though Im still not .5
>>712374505
Means its easy to get them. You not rolling hard enough means Syndra stole it again.
>>712374662
>>712374690
>>712374641
I feel like this is dejavu.
>>712374713
>>712374505
Hey Tsun how've ya been?
>Also has anyone seen my captain Pete recently?
>>712374686
I can't claim someone I don't love.
>>712374752
>>712374716
How so?
>>712374686
yea I suck at rolling
my gets history is quite sad
>>712374762
I'm sorry have we ever talked?
Or is this the tats who so despretely wanted to get into the discord then dissapeared?
>>712374799
99 GET :-)
>>712374716
https://youtu.be/dv13gl0a-FA?t=1m3s
>>712374836
Roll for dubs
commit an hara-kiri
>>712374840
>>712374883
>>712374789
We've done this how many times now?
50?
>>712374836
I used to claim Nonon, but someone already took that claim. File names used to go Nonon(insertrandomhere).jpg . Has someone been dicking around to get into the discord that bad?
>>712374933
another dubs
>>712374956
ok 1 more after this
>>712374974
and there's ur lewdz
>>712374873
will leave stream if dubs
>>712374954
I don't see a nonon but okay, good to see you okay
Yea it was a while ago though, he kept bugging me every time on thread
>>712374949
Done what?
>>712375041
The roleplay thing.
give me discord channel so i can probably never do anything in there
>>712375067
*Hugs*
>>712375035
>Good to see you okay
God I just can't multitask for shit. I mean good to see you again
>>712375086
its ok spike im not in there
>>712374956
what I wonder is, when she sticks ice in her pussy, does it make it like, contract to save heat, so the actual icicle presses EVEN harder against her insides to provide her with more pleasure, and then her clit stick out a bit more and be extra hard? I wonder if she actually makes her clit extra cold and hard for more pleasure.
I would like to know these things.
I'd give it such a good licking, her clit just kinda popping out right between her lips.
>>712375086
Nah, ky
>>712375035
It was earlier in the post and only posted once, rules are rules though. And that's a bummer, people need to learn to take No for an answear...
>>712375086
https://discord.gg/xsaDW8d
>>712375205
i would participate in it just like i did in skype chat
then leave and never return
>>712375252
thats a fucking furry channel
>>712375265
oh well i dont feel special anymore
>>712375086
https://discord.gg/xHqnW
We have a hentai bot up in ours.
>>712375324
youll fit right in, you degenerate
>>712375223
You can try it for yourself and stick an ice dildo up your butt.
They have molds for them.
>>712375226
Kentucky?
>>712375326
Do you want one too?
>>712375326
Dont feel bad. I never stick around anywhere anyway
>>712375378
heh
>>712375086
Post lewds and I'll think about it
>>712375236
Oh but I don't really think he claimed her, and you know if you get trips she's yours again
Yea but it wasn't that bad
So how have you been?
>>712375434
>>712375394
one what?
>>712375423
well you stuck around here
lol
>>712375434
Yeah I know the trips rule, but Tatsumaki is a good waifu and deserves recognition. I've been good mainly working on graphic design, and yourself?
>>712375594
/thread
>>712375567
a link to Discord?
>>712375137
-kisses-
>>712375500
Why is she wearing underoos over latex?
>>712375567
barely..
to bed with me. ive got a long day of drinking ahead of me tomorow
later tomoklato
>>712375636
because shes a filthy fucking whore
>>712375634
*Kisses back*
I'm trying to watch anime but a police van just pulled up outside my house and they can see what i'm doing through my window -_-
>>712375625
nah i dont talk to many anons anyways. thanks.
>>712375686
dont drown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOrBT87CQ2c&ab_channel=TopTrending
>>712375707
-wraps arms around you and holds-
Don't let them know you're roleplaying as well.
Close the blinds. Don't let them see at all costs.
>>712375500
I meant spike lewds man cmon
>>712375617
Alright fine, I don't care all that much
Good to hear, what are you working on?
I'm doing alright just had a lot of tests
