Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>712368541
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
doot
Birb claimed tho
>>712375804
>>712375835
Are you the same person?
Claim
Claiming Tatsumaki!
How is everyone?
>and where the fuck is Pete?
>>712375914
Did you see my last post?
>>712376031
>>712375919
*Moves closer*
>>712376009
Swapped to Flan then started claiming some guy and Flan idfk.
Don't ask anymore.
>>712375888
What do you think?
>>712376093
-there's something behind you-
>>712376009
Just recollecting my thoughts after work
>>712376093
This rping tho
>>712376167
Yes?
>>712376177
*What is it?*
>>712376210
Wanna join?
Cirno claimu
>>712376221
It's the candy man's cane.
Can anyone link me to the waifu claiming subreddit's skype's roblox server's ventrillo?
>>712376237
Nah I'm good, thanks tho
>>712376221
Correct. I prefer placing a random qt on OP than claiming in it.
>>712376320
>Ventrillo.
I want to raid a vent again.
Now it's discord.
>>712376117
Thanks I just needed some closure.
>>712376179
relaxing before work, long day ahead?
>>712376439
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CExVuIGuQdo
>>712376268
I don't get it
>>712376342
Ok then. Just join in if you change your mind
>>712376419
But miku is a qt
>>712376458
Technically I'm off today, just finished walmart's little computer training shit to which mines alot shorter than other's cause I've previously worked, I'm little confused when they said when Im done I can go straight to work on the sales floor.. like I dont need to see a department manage to see what all to do?
>>712376552
She isn't random at all though.
>>712376572
Show up, find random cashier, rig Twinkie pricing (some people will die without them) then keep the profits to yourself... No haha don't do that but yeah sounds confusing to me, personally I would like to know my job before showing up, or at least have it explained.
>>712376552
Me neither.
-lets go-
>>712375876
Who is she?
>>712376009
Bad
still here
>>712376825
That's a dude.
>>712376850
why is she drinking a salt shaker tho
>>712376850
So, u sure u wouldn't use it, tho? We have a hentai bot. and I have my own custom Memebot that's on somewhat often
>>712376767
Tried asking this black lady in the personnel office but all i get is "you finished ALL of the cbl?" like she didnt get that some people have shorter cbls then something about scheduling me so I said my schedule is already online apparently and am off the next day, she just said ok.. Ugh Ima just have to call the training lady later cause she left 10 minutes after I clocked in yesterday
>>712376857
Ok then
>>712376749
Ok
>>712376824
Go where?
>>712376943
Don't fall for the trap meme
a lot of nice beautiful girls of your city wanna be fucked on http://tgl0.be/9g8i6
>>712376988
Of you
-sits down on the couch-
>>712376943
She's Kotori Minami from Love Live
>>712377007
I think i did
>>712376912
Hentai bot?
I like jacking off with/for people
>>712375876
BIIIIIIIIRB!
>>712377046
But lift up that skirt, boom, penis.
>>712377090
I jack off alone and in tears.
I think he means a hentai/booru grabber.
>>712377026
But i don't live in a city -_-
>>712377028
*Why are you sitting by yourself?*
>>712376940
Yeah jobs can be a pain in the ass. Looking forward to anything?
>>712376847
Why do you feel bad? Did they ramp up the cost Robux again _3_
>>712377090
sure, message me on discord.
@G.S. Fordham#8222
(I'm asking to message me this time b/c last time some random person used my link just to get verified...)
>>712377182
lunno.
I'm a loner, I guess.
-squirms-
>>712377204
Looking forward to actually know what I'm suppose to do so I can settle down
>>712377204
No i'm just always bad
>>712377241
I'm not a random person
>>712377247
*Sits next to you*
>>712377329
-turns on the television-
Let's see what's on tonight..
Heading to work have a splendid yandere day!
>>712377283
Hang in there Chels it will come around.
>>712377421
*What's on?*
>>712376888
she isnt though
>>712376912
probably not that much yeah. i mean ill just google whatever i need
plenty of fucking hot girls of your city wanna be fucked on http://tgl0.be/9g8i6
>>712375877
CAAAAAAAAAT!!
>>712377457
The confusion will sort itself out eventaully, take care
>>712377494
But i still don't live in a city -_-
>>712377488
u sure? c'mon, Tomo. It searches really good shit. even weird shit.
>>712377478
Just some movies and shitty reality tv
Nothing special.
-scoots closer to you-
>>712377478
Funny strictly Christian black guy asks generic nuclear american families stupid question.
I'm hungry and irritated.
>Nonon
>>712377478
It's porn!
With handholding!
>>712377488
it has an S on it meaning salt
if it was pepper is would be a P duh
>>712377520
NO BIRB! I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR CAT!
>>712377606
Ayyyy Nonon!
>>712377554
*Wraps arms around you*
>>712377565
>>712377631
Anything but those
>>712377658
Why hello
>>712377606
>Nonon
>posting Ryuuko
Dafuq?
>>712377765
want to join the discord?
gimme ur user id?
>>712377770
I second this. Also, you missed >>712377777.
>>712377839
I actually wasn't trying.
I forgot.
I've been up almost 24 hours. And I'm doing some homework atm
>>712377957
go to sleep
>>712377770
Couldn't find an eating nonon
>>712377801
Why sure!
Nebulae Schierke#4067
>>712377765
Why no food?
>>712377770
YOU FUCKING MISSED THE GOD GET BAKA!
>>712377106
Thats more like me irl
>>712377658
OH SHIT WRONG POST REPLY GOMENNNN!
Other then that, how are you?
>>712378037
also should go to sleep
a lot of nice cosplay girls of your city wanna be fucked on http://tgl0.be/9g8i6
>>712377957
Post lewds?
>>712377535
ehh i guess. probably wont be that good
>>712377638
nah wrong joke
>>712378128
I would like Kyoubot to stab me.
>>712378031
I sent a request
Check it, and I'll link you
>>712378037
Don't I usually?
>>712377957
Then yeah, you should get some sleep.
>>712378164
But i still don't live in a city -_-
>>712378037
No food left, been sick so no grocery shopping was done. Waiting to 6 am to walk out to a liquor store to buy some eggs.
>>712378188
Got it!
>>712378281
K, I sent a join link
>>712377740
-snuggles you-
uhm..
>>712378379
*What?*
rate my waifu
>>712378423
out front am your uber driver
>>712378450
>not 3D
10/10
>>712378423
I don't know.
-shivers-
>>712378473
Why would i need an uber?
>>712378592
*I don't know either*
>>712378597
hi its me ur brother
am so random rawr x3 -holds up spork-
a lot of nice japanese girls of your city wanna be fucked on http://tgl0.be/9g8i6
>>712378063
WHY BIRB WHY!
Well, not too bad really. Still searching for a bumper for my car, but I might be getting a new laptop soon!
How about you?
>>712378105
Sleep is for the weak!
>I really hope I get more than 3 hours today though.
>>712378188
YES, BUT IT WAS 7S!!!
>>712378281
I'd say if you wait till 7 I can grab you and take you to get some food. But I assume you have a plan and such already.
>>712378642
I'm a spaz.
>>712378686
But i don't live in a city -_-
When will you listen to me?
>>712378655
I don't believe you
>>712378766
I get 14 hours of sleep sometimes.
It sucks.
>>712378913
*Ok*
>>712378921
would you believe me if I said that I loved you?
>>712379008
Okay.
Bye.
>>712378686
If they're in my city then they aren't Japanese!
Checkmate.
>>712379061
I don't know who you are
>>712379081
You going?
>>712378766
Ooh what kind of laptop? :o
Im doing all fine! The only thing bothering me is ny thumb, considering that I accidentally cut a bit off o/
>>712379116
me neither
>>712379113
Hey, do YOU wanna join our Discord?
Gimme ur discord, and I can add you
>have plans to play games with friend
>fall asleep after shutting my eyes for a few seconds
>slept all day and most of the night, waking up at one in the morning
>>712379212
You and your non-elitist discord is disgusting.
Thank you for the offer, but I can't take it. And I've got 2 slices of muenster left with some bread, just need eggs for a scrambled egg
>>712379296
Oops,meant for
>>712378766
>>712379116
Of course
I'm too much of a spaz.
>>712379280
Ruby! Is that you~?
>You and your non-elitist discord is disgusting.
Just because we have almost as many members as you and run, to a large extent, based on a Councilorship structure rather than a rigid hierarchy?
Baka, ne~!!
>>712379176
You don't know who you are?
>>712379351
Bye
QOTT: WHAT'S YOUR SPECS BRO?!
>>712378995
My sleep literally went from 3 days of 11-13 hours each, to 3 hours. I blame the cold.
>>712379168
A gaming laptop.
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?item=N82E16834154111
But the catch is, it's supposed to be for my nephew. I'm thinking of clearing out my current laptop, installing Photoshop onto it, then getting him a $25 drawpad to go with it. It should be FAR more than capable of handling anything he wants to do.
>Here's the specs of my current laptop, that I am currently using.
>>712379277
RIP Kitten
>>712379296
Well, doesn't sound too bad I s'pose. Make sure to get that pepper good!
>>712379212
I don't have discord.
Will probably get it soon though.
plenty of nice girls of your city wanna be fucked on http://tgl0.be/9g8i6
>>712379367
No lol, I'm just being stupid and am not Ruby.
I'm not a part of any group, I just float around on these threads, taking up space and bumping when it dies on weekdays.
>>712379468
Ok. Make sure to let me know when you do.
You're pretty active, so it'd be cool if you would join us!
>>712379511
ah, ok.
>>712379555
dammmmmn! check dem trips, bakas~~~~!
>>712379425
no but I wish I had that excuse
>>712379438
Intel pentium, Intel 4000hd graphics, 4gb ram and windows 10. Cost me £1000 in 2013
>>712379522
How do YOU know I'm active?
Stalking me?
>>712379593
So who are you then?
>>712379438
y'know that speccy isnt 100% reliable, right?
also, asus, my nigga
>>712379637
N-no!
Baka~.
>>712379438
WIN 10
16GB RAM
Intel Quad Core i7 3.5Ghz
Nvidia GTX 950 2GB VRAM
1920×1200 HD screen
HP 1TB Hybrid Drive
Bang&Olufsen Audio
I love me some cheese! And black pepper.
>>712379438
AMD FX 8320
AMD 270x
ASUS mobo
8 gigs 1866mhz ddr3
Some h55 water thing for the cpu
1920x1080 27inch + 1600x900 19 inch
>>712379685
its a secret
>>712379769
Are you the waifu or is she
Talk like an otaku
Don't go full weeb
>>712379769
Cuuuuuuursed!
>>712379847
Literally who?
>>712379594
>Intel 4000hd
Oh my, no gaming on that I assume?
>>712379740
I know, but it's close enough for my needs.
>>712379774
God damn Nonon, you're even beating my desktop! Although, I've yet to figure out how to reliably OC the damn thing...
Now I want eggs today...
>>712379790
Not an AMD fan, but seems pretty decent if it needs water cooling.
>>712379874
>511C
Not hot enough, open more shit.
>>712379774
>FreeBSD
>DBS2600CWT
>Dual Xeon E5-2699 v3 Octa-deca-core...? Fuck would this be called? 18 core/36 thread each
>128GB DDR4 RAM
>4-way CrossFire FirePro W9100 32GB Edition (128GB GDDR5 VRAM)
>9 x 22in MiniDP monitors running vertical-surround, (1080 x 1920 each)
>6 x 1TB Samsung 850 EVO SSD + 2 x 4TB WD Black
>Eh, some Yamaha audio crap
>>712380070
Or... at least that's what I WANT to get...
One day, I'll splurge $40K on this fucking monster... One day
>>712380017
My image didn't load??
>>712380070
I have an iPhone
>>712380210
As you can see:
>>712380146
I have a dream.
>>712380147
It won't ever load
Just the same as this one
>>712378450
>Is actually a male.
>Dresses male when not in public.
0/10 Would yell "Make up your mind about your fashion sense" at him.
>>712380049
Aussie heat, needs water.
I'm not an AMD fag, stressing out over temps all the time sucks, but it was pushing serious power for reasonable price
Is my bb here?
>someone is active on thread
>Better recruit him for our discord so the thread is even deader
Great logic you fuck tards
>>712380243
I like the picture
>>712380345
I literally just asked about this
>>712380345
I'll be here to bump, even if everyone is gone.
>>712380269
Ah, fair enough then. I thought about water cooling for mine. But unless I can manage to overclock it properly, HAHAHAHAHAHA, no.
>>712380345
Except, I'm in both discords and still come here fairly often. It's all about participation. If they leave just cause of discord, then odds are that they weren't going to stay here too long regardless.
>>712380049
Idon't game much on pc bu i know it can run minecraft, tf2 and dirt 3 kinda good. I'm getting a new pc soon hopefully
>>712379815
But i want to know
>>712379874
How are you alive
Haaah...
NIGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEERRRRRRRSSSSSS!1!1!!!!11!!!!1
>Nep claimed btw
>>712380049
It's only a laptop for school!
:^)
>>712380070
>>712380146
I was about to say, ask if you were some super rich person.
>>712380345
>recruit.
Tbh you guys take it a bit seriously.
Like it's an actual problem, it's not.
People come and go yeah? I don't know WHO is an old fag to these threads, but I know a bunch are gone. A lot of people that came on a lot have left since I've started posting.
>>712379774
>950
>hybrid drive
Disgusting
Ayy lmao
better than any other site! a lot of horny asian girls of your city on http://tgl0.be/9g8i6
>>712380595
I have an iPhone
>>712380444
Nice get.
My gpu is running on base clock, and I forgot to limit fps on portal 1 a while ago and it hit 95C. Mind you it was pulling 800 fps. Poor thing was unrestricted.
I've since figured some shit out and it runs at 75C maximum.
Incredibly interesting thread.
Oh wait, it's just small talk for the 500th time.
>>712380615
I don't like Indian girls. To smelly.
>>712380655
You pleb
>>712380690
And?
>>712380452
Im not someone you know
>>712380452
>Dirt 3
Is that fun? I saw a thread on it on /o/ during its sale.
>>712380527
NEP! HEY NEP!
>>712380557
You cheeki little shit, I swear on me mum.
>>712380663
Sounds damn nice. I've seen my laptop hit 110C before when playing games for about 5 hours straight with nothing but a stack of sticky notes making room for air underneath.
>>712380690
Complaints can be directed to HR.
>>712380523
It was just a glitch with speccy because of an outdated driver.
>>712380729
Ok but i still want to know
>>712380615
Nothin personal kid
>>712380771
Chen called me boring so I'll say Im boring
>>712380847
It's because you're boring
I have no idea how hot my laptop gets, but it's shut down because of the heat many times.
I just close it.
Flip it over to let the heat vent.
Wait for the fans to stop spinning.
Then start it back up without a hard restart.
>>712380690
Theater not true!
We have an autist actively trying to add anyone with a pulse to discord
>all of his posts except two were about his discord group
>>712380753
HR can be directed to my ass.
>>712380708
That's all I wanted to say.
>>712380745
It's alright. It's not the best game ever or anything though
>>712380847
I'm nobody, nice to meet you
>>712380917
Literally
Who?
>>712380745
Speedfan once told me one of my case fans was running at over a million rpm and my hard drive was running at absolute zero
>>712380893
I know.
>>712380944
No, me.
https://youtu.be/Rsf2LoLk3SA
>>712380978
Who are you?
>>712381055
What are you? Hadvar?
Go visit your uncle Alvor before I rob his house.
>>712381055
The Who
>>712380938
It doesn't really have a point, nothing on /b/ is interesting.
>>712380983
It once said my pentium 4 with no cooler was running at -1C
>>712381147
Who who? Who who?
>>712380557
>ask if you were some super rich person.
Hopefully one day. My next big project is a social network. So if it goes well, who knows.
>>712381195
HOO HOO HOO HOO
https://youtu.be/ehhRQRR59Hs?t=162
>>712380901
Get a cooler!
>>712380983
Sounds like you need to delete System32
>>712381195
Who~o are you?
>>712381250
>not sysWOW64
>>712381250
NO. It takes 3 minutes at the most and happens only when I block the vent with my leg. Also that burns so it doesn't happen often.
So... is waifu bread kill?
>does this look like the face of mercy to you
Claimed
>>712381028
What?
>>712381324
>Not the Fonts folder
>>712381415
Yes!
They're like, $10!
>>712381417
Nah, just slowing down.
>>712381431
NO! NO! WE AREN'T DOING THAT!
>>712381417
Bread is fine
>>712381431
What
>>712381532
yes
>>712381532
Are you fucking retarded
>>712381534
No! It's not worth it! It happens like once a month!
>You look cute in a dress.
>You'd look better out of it~
>>712381585
no but me am
>>712381499
>>712381534
XDdddd
>>712381538
It deletes the entire filesystem on UNIX-based operating systems. It'd be the equivalent in Windows of selecting everything on C:\ and shift+deleting it
>>712381575
No
>>712381585
No but you are
>>712381721
Thanks
>>712381621
Lewd! Perv!
>>712381700
I don't even HAVE to know code, to remember what that did to my cousins computer.
>Back in the day though, I blamed it on Limewire
>>712381585
WEW
>>712381621
WEW
>>712381534
Mizore is right though
>>712381700
Oh
I'm retarded, so I didn't know this
>>712381783
lolz
Could always set an alias for rm to rm -i, so it ALWAYS confirms you wanna purge ur system before it does.
>>712381761
You're welcome
>>712381721
You win this round anon... But I'll be back. And I'll have a muncher higher smart level than you when I do.
>>712382024
>muncher
>>712382024
I have 200m xp in smart bro.
>>712381783
>>712381797
>Mizore is right though
Just because I'm surpressing it doesn't mean I'm not still aroused 24/7
>>712382024
But you don't know who i am
Another good one is to compile a C program as:
#include <stdio.h>
#include <unistd.h>
int main(int argc, char** argv){
while(1){
fork();
}
return 0;
}
That will starve a system of resources. It's called a Fork Bomb or a Wabbit.
>>712382112
Bwuuuuuh~?!
>>712381797
NO!
>>712381904
Nah. I just don't work with Unix anymore. Namely cause while I'm better than the average person, I'm far from being particularly good at anything involving it. I know some simple tricks and commands, that just happened to be one of them.
>>712382116
I know you are, I'm not that dense!
>>712382221
Just use tripcode explorer lmao
>>712382304
So you can't help me out a little, cutie?
>>712382291
500 hour grind, I afked most of it dw not that click intensive.
>>712382221
Quads were so close, yet so far away.
Alice2 claimed!
I love Alice!
>>712382630
dont lie you have me everyone hates me ive been holding all in for so long im done you all think this is a joke just how i would expect people to act all unsympathetic monster no one deserves life we sould all die im at my breaking point i want to die we all want to die we just dont excpect it ill do it ill kill someone you want to see it my family is first my dads a big guy but with a knife i could do it kill them all then the neighbours ill show you the pics i will infact fuck it im going to do it watch me watch me ill post pics unless something happens to me and either i get uressted or shot god i feel so free its all going to be over
>>712382423
No lewds!
>>712382630
>>712382675
>Not even the thread of 100+ people proclaiming their love of Alice
Bruh, c'mon now. Step it up.
>>712382497
Holy shit. I barely have 58 hours put in.
Claimed
>>712382766
I will love Alice2 wherever!
>>712382116
This tbh fam
>>712382221
What?
>>712382304
Please?
>>712382881
Here then, have an old OC that I never see posted anywhere.
>Mfw my work goes completely ignored
>>712382827
You over level 80 yet? It becomes like one click every 5 minutes at that point.
>>712382974
Thank you!
I'll add that into my folder of Alice2
I have hundreds of pictures now!
>>712381029
I liked Yanqui U.X.O. the most after the EP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FI6wLtQla1E
>>712383075
What do you think of Alice1?
>>712383119
She doesn't exist.
Just a facade, silly anon!
>>712382965
Noooope!
>>712383075
>Hundreds
Interesting, have you been around her long?
>>712383175
There's an Alice0 and an Alice1, silly!
>>712383199
I'll marry you if you do!
>>712383279
Not anymore, you goober!
>>712383199
Too long!
>>712383339
Alice1 dyed her hair black and converted to Shinto, dingus!
>>712383527
Nice b8 m8 I r8 8/8
>>712383636
Pleeeease hunny?
>>712383660
Very funny joke!
>>712383636
Almost 6 now, yeparoo!.
You have connections with Alice, don't you, Makoto?
>>712382965
Dawg, I literally told you what it does:
>That will starve a system of resources. It's called a Fork Bomb or a Wabbit.
Ok, lemme put it another way. It creates an infinite number of processes to use up all the RAM and processor
カラミチーマス
>>712383710
HE HE X D
>>712383783
Weeaboo faggot alert
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>712383116
I like that one too. I still think F A is their best studio work. Sorry, I'm very sleepy, I might crash in a bit.
https://youtu.be/HB7iPiFExN4
>>712383750
MIZORE PLS!
>>712383756
I do. Not as strong as they once were, but they're there.
>>712383893
ですか？
This means 'u gay?' In jap
>>712383893
LITERAL FAGGIT ALERT!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>712383985
Baby please? I really need it~
>>712383985
Did you know Alice2 on a personal level?
I stal- I mean... see you a lot in her threads, Makoto..
>>712384062
NO LEWD!
>>712384118
To some extent, I guess. Not a very far extent. Curious as to who you are though.
Off to home. Be back in a bit!
>>712383893
I'm literally Asian.
>>712384026
Good Kek
>>712384208
S K I D S
FOR THE
K I D S
>>712384018
Yes. I am gay. But there's a difference in being a faggot, and being gay. I dress, walk, talk and act like a normal person, but I don't act like a huge faggot flaunt his faggotry everwhere.
>>712384208
I never understood all this Alice stuff.
Does it have something to do with the stuttering cook?
>Mizore
>>712384294
>literally Asian
>wat.jpg
Are you fucking stupid?
![Syndra [181].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1465/598/1465598283964.jpg "Syndra [181]")
![Syndra [159].png](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1463/172/1463172605422.jpg "Syndra [159]")
![mizore[3].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1463/977/1463977907284.jpg "mizore[3]")
