What's one life lesson that you learned the hard way?
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What's one life lesson that you learned the hard way?
>>712355736
cocaine really is as addictive as they say
Dont stick your dick in crazy
Some people just dont want to be saved
Try it before you buy it. That goes with anything
If you're yellow, you can mellow.
If you're brown, get out of town
If you're black, don't come back.
There is no karma, no fate, and the universe is completely unaware of and indifferent to the concept of fairness.
>work super hard
>bad luck
>lose home
>alcoholic looser friend
>inherits house
>unemployed brother
>marries girl who inherits house
>i live with my parents while i try to put the pices of my life and career back together
Cars can hurt a bit if they hit you
>>712357413
Kek
>>712355736
Shooters gotta shoot
And in your life, youre the shooter
>>712355736
Adults don't know what the fuck there doing.
You will fail in life much more than you will ever succeed. It makes your wins all the more sweeter.
If your a man, people will care about you less as you age.
People often make the mistake of choosing money over power. Always take the position of power.
People will pretend to be your fiend. For years even. Pay close attention to your friends when shit gets hard, that's when people reveal there true colors.
Wear a confirm. No, seriously. Yeah it doesn't feel as good, but it's better than catching herpes from that hot chick you took home from the bar. Also, getting that abortion will ruin your relationship, just break up immediately afterwards. You're welcome, anons.
>>712357731
Dammit, condom. Not sure where "confirm" came from.
1 Don't bite the hand that feeds you
2 you can either be right or rich.
3 if,then,else
Now fuckoff you fag.
>>712357687
t. facebook millennial
>>712355736
People change.
>>712355736
People don't change.
>>712355736
It's hard when you have random boner in public.
>>712355736
I've learned old sayings the hard way.
Like, haste makes waste.
I also learned that if you have mental health issues you should get help sooner than later (applies to all other health issues as well).
>>712358156
>>712358240
Not sure if samefag or failed hivemind.
>>712355736
Ymir is not fair or balanced.
>>712358331
>>712358401
swag
>>712358353
lol pls
>>712357881
Amen
>>712355736
Op wtf is your pic??
>>712359023
He learned the hard way that poo doesn't taste good, even when you're horny.
>>712358353
Smite your ass out of heeeere
>>712355736
Stupidity knows no bounds
>>712355736
Everything sucks. Most people are idiots. Also I am my biggest obstacle.
>>712359281
I thought your 'obstacle' read "obama's testicle" for some reason
>>712359432
>obama's testicle
>my biggest obstacle
... thanks obama >_>
>>712355736
>dat photo
>>712355736
>reverse image search
>no results
>mfw
>>712356592
Let me add to this. Some people just want to watch the world burn. Some people are born world class athletes/intellects and some are born retards/fetal hooch syndrome.
Fuck people and fuck their intentions. Do your own thing and fuck everybody else. Think of it this way, if a person wouldn't do for you what you do for them, they are not fucking worth it. Stop helping people that wouldn't lift a finger for you. I've spent way to much time and money helping family members that would laugh at the thought of helping me. Example, my sister asked my whole family to help move (I helped, used my truck, trailer, gas for free, I regret it now), she was moved in like 6 hours she had a fuck ton of shit. Since then (in nursing school, sisters are nurses) I've been asking her for her professional/educational advice for weeks now and I get "I'm busy with my kids".
It's rough but it's real. Take care of the only person in your life that matters. You. Help those that help you and help those that would obviously help you. Otherwise they can eat a dick.
Fuck. Everybody. Else.
>>712356108
Cocaines a helluva drug.
>>712355736
Never cum in your landladys (39 and damn hot) shoes and get caught by her.
>>712359769
Greentext?
Time travelers are assholes. Believe nothing they say.
>>712360425
>be me
>last year
> live together in one house with you hoto looking landlady
>her apartment was under mine
> She always left here shoes in front of her door
>sniffed and cum dozen times in her shoes
>one day she comes back early
>ohShitImCuming.exercise
>she saw how I take a load in her shoes
>She was so fucking shocked
>she grabbed her shoe out of my hand
>has a little cumer on her hand
>screams as fuck
>run into her apartment
>she wears small hotpans
>datass.jpeg
>didn't saw her since days
>not even her shoes
>got a letter from lawyer
>kicked out of apartment
>totally worth it
>>712359710
I know nobody will read what I said but tits either way.
>>712360921
KEK
Thanks for the story m8. It was worth the wait
There are things you should never trust a woman with.
>>712359710
I read what you wrote.
How do I determine who won't help me fast? Do I pretend to need help
>>712355736
Emotions will betray you. Ignore them.
>>712361340
haha, normie scum, this is what happens when you make fun of robots for not falling for the emotion jew
>>712356108
Doesn't matter, feels good mang
>>712361477
>mang
go back to Mexico, niggerfaggot
>>712355736
Life is unfair
>>712357881
nm 2 got me hard
want loyalty, get a dog.
never underastimate a bitch
everybody is selfish, hypocritical and superficial.
everybody
do an elliot if you need to
God is real
Don't second guess yourself. Don't look back. Complete waste of time.
Say "I don't know" and learn.
Too much of pretty much anything is a bad thing. Even if it makes you happy...don't burn it out.
Think "solution" when problems arise. Instead of feeling sorry for yourself or playing the blame game, think about the next step to rectify the situation.
Oh and never wish death on nobody, there ain't no coming back from that
>>712362640
Thanks anon
>>712362723
Welcome. Wish I could follow my own advice.
>>712362723
don't follow his advixe
he is a fat man selling a diet book
>>712356235
This. NEVER.
>>712355736
Don't trust anyone. Ever. FOR ANY REASON.
>>712363435
They're always fucking hot and totally degenerate in bed tho. Not sure any man can resist this trap from time to time if the opportunity presents itself
>>712361462
>normie
I will never be as dark and edgy as you.
>>712358156
>>712358240
People change, but not when you want them to.
>>712355736
don't start using heroin
>>712357255
I'm really interested in the history behind this one...
Don't give anything for granted.
The internet makes weird fetishits feel normal, but really it just makes them stupid.
Also women are stupid.
>>712355736
No matter how hard it gets, do not lose your sense of humor is what I learned
Everyone who said you had "great potential" were goddamned liars.
You weren't actually "gifted" or "smart". You were actually average. Everyone around you was a moron.
>>712355736
Two: Never trust a woman
Never trust anybody black, especially a "black man" who will nig when you least expect it.
It is probably for the best that you did not go to college.
>>712357731
Condoms don't protect you from herpes.
How about just don't band sluts?
Never trust your family.
Your therapist is not there to help you. He is there to assess your potential threat to the general populace in the event you should go off on a bender.
The medication is to make you easier for everyone else to deal with. Whether or not it also helps you is irrelevant.
"Professional" is now another word for "Educated Liar".
>>712366621
go on
There is no God. Karma does not exist. The Establishment gets to dick everyone in the ass, no exceptions.
>>712357687
They're
>>712366621
LOL
>>712355736
When being interrogated by the cops, stop being a smart-ass the instant they turn off the recording devices.
It's always different when the shoe is on the other foot. It will not do you any good to point this out to someone when it occurs.
>>712366621
People respond to feelings, not facts.
People respond to
facts, not feelings.
>>712366621
>it got deleted
lol holy hell
People will never love _you_. They will love what you _do_ for them, whether it be physical, emotional, social, etc.
>>712355736
Business is a matter of chance.
Nobody's trustworthy.
If you're honest, you'll never live comfortably.
Money = Power
The question is often not "Can it be done?". Rather, it is "What are you willing to do to get it done?".
>>712367445
You have to create the chance yourself.
>>712355736
Always stay in touch with work references and never quit a job without securing another first. Unless you're a spoiled rich kid that has everything handed to them.
Keep your ear to the ground.
Social Media is overrated.
>>712367962
>>712367842
>>712367595
>>712367370
>>712367120
>>712366964
>>712366803
>>712366640
>>712366503
>>712366299
>>712366122
>>712365983
>>712365857
>>712365704
your advice is really edgy and bullshit
Ignore all advertising.
>>712368038
Just because you don't like what you hear that doesn't automatically make it "edgy" you stupid illiterate fuckwad.
No one is completely trustworthy, given the right circumstances everyone can potentially betray you. My own father robbed me of my money for that bith of his second wife, and if yoyr own father can betray you, then anyone can.
>>712367962
It really is.
>advice you get on 4chan might not be the best advice
>>712367370
I agree to an extent, but I would think that if those things that you did for the person/people were genuine, and you never expected anything in return, then that person/those people will love you because they associate those things with you, the (only) person who would do those things.
I see some posts about women never being trust worthy; I think that those people are: 1) trolling; 2) women are sour grapes to them; 3) bad experiences. (Either due to bad luck, or the commenter is dumb in that they've never evaluated the situations, or people they put themselves with. i.e. Maybe it's because you hang around trash?).
>>712367120
To put it into one word: pathos, which can be used as a weapon when speaking to more than one person.
Always second-guess your doctor.
>>712368313
Sorry to hear that happened.
>>712368437
Yeah, but putting aside the obvious bs, some of the comments can be of a sort of vague interest that has the potential to grow into a conversation.
>>712368437
Anyone posting that feel-good faggot has no room to talk.
inflammable does not mean "not flammable"
>>712368437
>you should buy 4chan.
>i bet it makes a lot of money.
>you cannot trust to the gender/sex you're attracted to
in case someone says "edgy", i just don't want to feel anything aganist anyone, loving someone is just giving someone full control over you, and there're really bad people out there who would take pleasure from your suffering, i don't know how i carried on but i'm always thankful that i did. i don't know how i'm not in the " bottom" anymore. my english is shit btw
i also fear from blonde women
>>712357687
>people will care about you less as you age
ftfy
Dont get involved with polyamorous chicks.
>>712368907
See part about love >>712368472
I honestly think that it goes for both sexes.
if a girl is willing to cheat on her bf to be with you, then she's willing to cheat on you to be with someone else.
>>712369095
i'm not saying women are not trustworhty, i'm just saying there're bad people out there, and bad women are the ones i should be afraid of and i just don't feel like it's worth it. I'm afraid there might be worse women than her. I'm afraid I can't afford feeling those things again. I'm afraid i might actually kill myself if something like that-or even worse- happens again.
>>712369913
nevermind i thought you were replying me to read that, sorry fam
If you spend all your time looking for Mr Right, you might miss Mr Good Enough that can still make you happier than you've ever been...
>>712369913
> here're bad people out there, and bad women are the ones i should be afraid of and i just don't feel like it's worth it.
That was already understood. The part about trusting again is completely up to you, however. Perhaps next time-if there is ~--you should wait longer, or approach the person differently that would allow you to deduce what kind of person they are-- tests that determine if they are too much like the person that hurt you in the past.
Again, it's up to you Give yourself time to cool off and think, and then ask your question again: "Do I actually feel better when someone treats me as their partner? Do I need that sort of relationship in this point of my life?"
>>712365583
I hear you anon
>>712370504
i couldn't see it until she threw me like a trash and told me to not message her again. I knew her for three years. What makes me scared is most of my friends relationships doesn't last long and they end up hating their exes, a gf/bf should be the one you trust and love most, not someone you change every month.
But you're right, I don't need a relationship in this point of my life, and i wouldn't be happy with a partner that can drop you any second. I feel safe like this.
>>712358240
>>712358156
Both are true, strangely enough
>>712357455
at least you can be proud about what you achieved with your own strength
>>712371906
> a gf/bf should be the one you trust and love most, not someone you change every month.
Yes, but the reality is that people are incompetent--not because they make mistakes, but because they are not willing to admit, talk, learn, and fix said mistakes.
I know nothing about anyone in your situation, but I will say that it might be best to take notice to any potential partner's way of handling things in the future. Perception is key here: even the smallest of instances, and the way they're handled, can speak volumes about the person's psyche, and overall ability to function as a responsible human being.
Trust me when I say there are people who do fall into that category of sound reasoning, however. I've met at least one of those people in my life. It was not a romantic setting, but due to unfortunate circumstances, we were not meant to stay in contact.
If you think it's the best course of action, then be safe for now, sport. Just don't let one experience be the end all when you're trying to shift through emotions that do blind your judgement if you let them get the best of you.
To >>712357455
>>712373261 has a point.
Not many can do what you've done by yourself, for yourself. Even if it came crashing at one point.
>>712355736
Sometimes, for no reason at all, you just fall out of love with the person you've been with for years. If it happens to you, it won't make sense, the guilt will tear you apart, and your sex life is usually the first thing to go. You'll try to stay and figure things out in secret, but take it from me; if you care about them end it.
>>712373360
i guess you're right. i might try again but i really need time. and i might go to a therapist for my venustraphobia some time.
thanks for listening, it helped a lot
>>712362640
amen!
Never betray your friends. Don't lie. Don't cheat. It will mess up ur life.
>>712373809
Good advice, unless you have young kids. In that case, a divorce will be bad for the kids
>>712374755
No problem.
Good luck to you.
bump
>>712355736
Liking traps isn't gay
>>712362176
including you?
>>712362640
Too much anything is bad for you? Even, say, LIFE?
>>712359710
This.
>>712361219
not that guy, but just play everything neutral. You will get better at reading people. Try think about their intentions and the way they use their language to manipulate you. They probably arent even aware of the way they do it, but if you think critically about the interactions it isn't hard to see.
If you are wrong, admit it.
I can't believe I went 20 something years before I learned to realise how good it feels just to say 'your right' or 'I was wrong'. Just fucking suck it up and don't try to justify, twist and distort the facts to make yourself feel good about being right, you stupid fucking cunt I will go back in time and slap my own fucking stupid shit eating face for that shit.
>>712359710
Le edgy YOLO melenial faggot
You'll grow out of it
>>712355736
it's easier to forget and just move on than trying to make sense of the world and its people.
>>712355736
an aluminum pipe cant hold 4 people
>>712378110
The longer you continue life, the more likely you are to die.
If today you don't have enough time to care of your health, don't worry pal!, tomorrow you will have all the time to care of your disease.
>>712358353
He is, aokuang is even worse
Im not actually gay
>>712379384
trite
>>712379680
denial, it's not just a river in egypt
>>712355736
Never trust a Muslim..
>>712355736
you're always just one life experience away from being one of those you complain about.
>>712379680
At this world exist poor people, but so poor that the only thing that they have is money.
God isn't real.
I've wasted so much time and energy on this one and nobody likes to hear that answer, but at the end of the day it really isn't there.
You can get HPV with a condom on.
These are my top 3.
>Trust but verify
>If it can happen you need to prepare for it
>It's rarely personal
how to get laid in college:
1) drink to excess
2) lower your standards
3)repeat
Porn sex and real life sex are different.
Anyone can fuck but it takes hard work to make love.
>>712355736
WARNING! Carry on reading or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Teddy is real. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home. Tomorrow at exactly 3:37 AM, Teddy will cut your throat and watch you bleed out. His face will be the last thing you see unless you post this in three other threads. Teddy cannot be stopped.
that a man owns up to his mistakes and doesnt live in fear of somebody else grassing him up
>>712381942
good advice
Don't ever commit a felony. That shit will follow you the rest of your life. Also, "equal opportunity employer" is bullshit
>>712378991
similar to my advice, i agree with this, it is more respectable to to admit your wrong than to make a fool of yourself and break everyones trust by pushing a lie to save face.
Noone cares about your mount count in World of Warcraft.
Sometimes loving someone isn't enough. Sometimes you have to suffer to get them to smile at you.
>>712355736
I've learned everything the hard way, and that's how I like it. I don't have some cheesy bite-sized piece of advice. Life can be a meat grinder or a bed made of clouds, but you get what you get.
>>712355736
trust no-one. friends, family, anyone.
still not fully learnt yet and only have myself to blame.
>>712363435
only a beta cant handle crazy
dont set fire to nylon panties whilst you're wearing them
>>712369236
preach
>>712355736
If you're lucid dreaming and want a girl shit on your face, you may shit yourself irl
Everyone cares for his own ass, nothing else.
>>712377079
kek.
