how do I make my penis BIG?
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how do I make my penis BIG?
>>712345379
whats bigger than 7 inches? if 7 inches is big already
>>712345379
surgery
prosthetics
>>712345379
Die, reincarnate, hope you get lucky.
Repeat as needed.
>>712345491
novelty size, or post-childbirth
>>712345607
having a child makes your penis bigger?
Im like 7.25 and i bruised up this girls vagin last night, never thought anyone thought that was big but she sure did. Yay for small vaginers!!
>>712345379
Who cares. As long as you're +5' 11" tall you're good
that moment when you get all these high standard cunt bitches asking people to be 8-9"+ >
then again, cunt backwards spells tnuc. bitches spelled backwards is sehctib.. neither of the two makes any sense, and neither do they.
>>712345379
mines 6.9 :S is that like super nice?
surgery or you can inject your penis with synthol
>>712345379
Become black. You may end up in prison or get AIDS though
>>712345838
>says anon to make himself feel better
>>712345683
>being this retarded
terrible image probly made by a dicklet, the longer the fatter, girth doesnt stay the same, lmao, fuckin dicklets
>>712345875
>cunt backwards spells tnuc. bitches spelled backwards is sehctib.. neither of the two makes any sense, and neither do they.
FUCKING WISE WORDS RIGHT THERE
>>712345875
haha wut
>>712345875
Damn son.
>>712345379
You don't, you be an adult and come to terms with the fact that there are aspects of your body that you don't like and will never change.
>>712345491
I'd say 8" is "huge", and anything beyond that is "nope, not happening"
Why do you want a big dick that's the females problem
>>712345875
best post ever
>>712345807
i think im like 5.5 or 6 but most chicks don't need longer than 4". it's girth that's important
>>712346121
>says the 5 inch to feel good about his choad
also its a fucking image, if you get so butthurt just try and look at the numbers only, the images are there for reference
>>712346094
>being this gullible
>inb4 hur dur i was trolling
>>712346079
>says the midget to try and disprove my point
Have fun being a midget, you midget
>>712345875
Toasting in epic bread
>>712345875
>>712346146
>>712346195
>>712346300
stop samefagging this shit is old as fuck
>>712345875
dude fuck you. All these dumbass fuckers think you're funny but that is a meme you fucking cock sucking nigger faggot piece of shit
At first, when I measured, I measured 7" 1cm and I felt so proud but then like 3 months later, I measure and it's like 6" even. I mean, I guess it's bigger than some but I feel let down. Unlike when I measured 7" 1cm, I feel incompetent.
>>712345379
Hit it with a hammer. It will swell up a bit. When the swelling goes down, do it again. Eventually due to all the repeated swelling, the tissue will be permanently expanded.
>>712346705
you're incompetent because you're mixing imperial and metric measurements.
Check out PEgym.com shit actually works, gave me about a half inch and alot of girth
>>712346621
wow kid, not his fault you have a micropenis
>>712346925
christ, what has happened to /b/
>>712346705
How the fuck you gonna combine metric and imperial in one measurement?
>>712346861
I'm not going to say 7.393701" like an autist dude.
>>712347028
Times have changed, Anon. Times have changed.
>>712345379
Firmly Fuck boipussy. Repeat.
>>712346861
>>712347044
Sorry dude, I just read what it said on the tape measure. Also my girth use to be 5" exact but now it's like 4" 1.5cm.
This thread
lol theres tonnes of ads about it try those
>>712346861
You ever heard of a place called Canada?
>>712347551
Sorry.
>>712346895
Anyone confirm that this shit works?
I find it sketchy.
>>712347750
I would imagine that it only increases your flaccid size and not the size it's at when erect.
>>712347906
Ehh, I'll just stick with and be happy with what I have.
>>712347499
you mean 4 and 5/8ths. The inch side and the cm side don't line up because they are meant to be separate. You measure in 1/2s 1/4s 1/8s and 1/16ths inches. Now you know how to tape measure.
>>712347750
I did one of the exercises for 3 months every other day and got almost 1/4 inch. I gave up because I'm lazy.
>>712348058
ecks dee sorry
>>712348218
Inspiring. Which exercise was that?
>>712348432
jelquing. I don't know if I spelled that right. You have to spend a lot of time stroking your dick while alternately heating it with a warm wet towel.
>>712348218
Bro, it might be but I gain or lose 3/8" if I'm extremely hard or not, 1/4" in three months every other day it's not scientifically provable.
mine get bigger when i stick it in an girls mouth
>>712348784
Ahh, I've heard of that method before. That's where you give a firm "O" grip with index and thumb, then slowly slide towards the head while semi-erect, but not too much grip. Then alternate with other hand, at the same time have plenty of lube... at least what I've read about last. Don't remember for how long each session and the frequency of such per week.
>>712348984
That's weird, cuz mine get bigger when I put it in an boys mouth :3
>>712345379
Hope reincarnation exists and kill yourself.
>>712349131
like 20-30 minutes. every other day.
>>712348784
>>712349131
>>712349786
thx dudes, i should try to get in the habit of that
>>712347906
what is "clean coal"?
>>712349990
Is it worth getting er for something that literally doesn't work
>>712350658
I tried it for 3 months and it worked. I was just too lazy to continue and too tired of always buying lotion lol. Don't knock it till you try it.
>>712345379
it sucks being average.
are you supposed to measure it hard? I always thought you were supposed to measure it soft.
>>712350860
Post a before and after pic
>>712350916
Yeah I'm 6.5, wish a was 7. Feels bad man fucking hate being g average
>>712351064
boiy, at least yours is nice.
How's half hard look
>>712351190
I'm mixed dude, bitches expect more
>>712351000
Sorry, I didn't document the process. Nice trips though.
I was like this guy >>712351064
Now I'm 6.75 woot. It was a year ago and that 1/4 inch didn't go away. I might take it up again so I'm not lying when I say I'm 7" Even if I'm really the only one that would notice the lie.
Is this real??? is 5 inch really average? I have 5 and I always thought i was very small. I have literally gotten sweaty thinking a friend will tell everyone about my dick size after a one night stand
>>712351451
Looks like the leaning tower of pizza's retarded cousin
>>712345379
Big is 7"?
I had an ex measure me right down the top at 7.75" and I always thought I was average? Her record was 1st place 8.75 BF, I was 2nd place.
>>712351537
Wat r u mixed with? im half black and a quarter japanese but im 8 inches. I tend to make girls bleed sometimes and that kinda ruins the mood but i wouldnt change a single thing
>>712351763
Are you serious? I have had a few girlfriends and a lot of casual sexual partners and not once has it even come up to take up a ruler. I have many female friends with whom I discuss sex openly and they always talk in averages, never ever anything as detailed as you are talking about
>>712345875
fucking regurgitating facebook memes
fuk u betch
>>712351860
Half black and hlaf white, my father is white unfortunaly so that's where I get my average dick size
>>712352262
>implying blacks can't be small
>being this brainwashed by the porn industry and jews
inb4 triggered, go back to tubmlr fgt
>>712352939
never implied blacks could be small, its just the one sterotype i actually would like to fit lmao
>>712353061
*couldnt
>>712353061
it's a jew shill stereotype, plenty of whites with large cocks, in fact the world record holder is white at 13 inches.
>>712353127
what are you trying to accomplish
>>712353324
I'm supposed to be accomplishing something?
>>712345379
Be born with it
>>712346340
>inb4 hur dur i was trolling
wow he just called himself out
>>712351740
>>712351451
Its surreal
https://www.x4labs.com/shop/enlargement-devices/x4-labs-gold-luxury-edition-penis-extender/#ad-image-0
ez
>>712345875
...what...what happend???
>>712345838
Kek
>+5'11'', and tiny dick
>girl gets with you expecting big
>pulls down your pants
>floppy goes uppy
>dissapointment levels make her leave you ASAP
>>712354315
which is why I'll never bother trying to get a girlfriend.
is there such a thing as too much girth?
>>712345807
This 7 & 3/4 and I slam cervix if i go in deel
>>712345379
>tfw ~5.7 inch dick and be ~5'10 tall
almost made it to magical 6
>>712355514
6 aint magical bro, women want 7 up
>>712355273
how girthy we talking?
>>712345379
Since when is 7 considered big?
>>712355273
yes i believe 6 incj girth is the magic number
>>712355847
just over 6 inches circumference
>>712351064
6.5 is well above average. I'm 5.75 and thick, and girls tell me all the time they love my "big dick". Personally I feel small af but i will continue to slay with this "big dick"
I only have a straight ruler, what is the formula to calculate circumference again?
Fuck tiny girls. Big is a relative expression.
>>712345379
>>712355273
i have 6 and its too much
>>712356131
lost
>>712356075
C = 3.14xD
So measure the diameter and times it by Pi
Hey everyone who has "small to average" dick. Don't worry too much about it. It's true girls will talk about that "nice big dick" they might have gotten but you're almost definitely inside the bell curve and even if your dick isn't something to write home about, it's more than enough
>tfw soupcan cock
feels weird man
7 inch masterace reporting, every girl I've fucked said I was their biggest. Only been with 4 so um I guess that's good.
>>712356065
they are just tryna protect your ego hiwver you could be girthy or these girls have small vaginas.
>>712347708
No
Nobody has
>>712356523
I'm -just- at the 6 inch mark, measuring from base, across the top. I'd kill to be at least 6.5 to 7 inches. 6 inch girth though, so... that's nice... I guess...
>>712356582
Well, their servers imply other wise
>>712356203
Ah damn, it's as I expected. A decent length but on the noodle side of girth
>>712356203
Dicks aren't perfectly round like a circle. Just measure a with a string or something
>>712350260
It's a buzzword for a coal plant that's approved by Democrats who need to keep being supported by the environmentalists. That's all.
>>712346394
5'7-5'9 is basically perfect for every sport beside football, basketball and hockey
>>712355821
No they don't
They may think they do, but they don't.
They want to be pounded hard, seriously fucked. And they want something that won't make them scream with pain when the guy pounds them hard.
>>712357236
solid point you win
>>712357236
but... but... all the porn says women love getting their uterus blasted by 16 pounds of mammoth meat.
>>712356652
your fine 6x6 is a really good size, you could have an 8 inch long dick bit if your girth is 3 inches you aint gonna really please her.
>>712357465
maybe but I am nearly a shut in, so it doesn't do me much good.
Will my 7.5 long 5.5 girth please an Amazonian woman?
>>712356268
Yeah but, everyone wants to be that big dick they talk about.
>>712357388
>>712357388
porn also shows unprepared spontaneous anus pounding also.
800k in the bank and you could have no cock and she'd still love you
>>712357651
Depends
Does she have a shallow cunt?
Rate me
>>712357707
seriously who the fuck cares. do you not realise that girls are, on average, as desirable as any other guy? Swing in your own league.
If you're, dick included, a 5/10, your 5/10 girl with 5/10 tits is gonna be happy with it.
>>712357711
Well, I've been consistently watching porn almost every day since I was 13, so I'm pretty much ruined by it and even if logically I know that 6"x6" would satisfy a lot of women, that insecurity is hard settled in the back of my head.
>>712357901
Nigger/10
>>712357914
Eh, nah man that "league" shit is more of the crap spewed by idiot high schoolers and college frat boys, if some one thinks themselves to "hot" to be bother by some one who would other wise make them the happiest person in the world, then they're a shit person who doesn't deserve it.
>>712357914
>>712358034
Yeah I think it comes down to the fact that if you find someone you fucking want to be with, you'd like to be amazing to them.
Suppose it's just ambition, none of this fucking settling shit. Sure people end up with their "League" most of the time but, if you don't want that you work for it. You get swole or what the fuck ever. But, you can't really change your dick size... it's just a fact, genetic lottery. So it fucking bothers people; they have no control over it.
>>712358272
The idolization of gigantic dicks is cancerous really, "genetic lottery" also works for women and the average women's vagina is like 5-6". Google citations for yourself.
>>712357388
This is your daily reminder that the things you watch may not be real, and may in fact be exaggerated for dramatic effect.
>>712358272
>>712358034
Yeah and not every girl can get that "big dick" because, fucking surprise, the average is pretty fucking average. Settling my ass. You guys think your dick size has way more to do with your loneliness than it does. If you fall inside the bell curve, which 90% of dicks do, don't sweat it. She wants you for who you are, not that extra inch of dick.
>>712356839
Below 6' is midget status. 5' 11" is pushing it
>>712345379
Cover it in oil and stick it into the microwave
>>712358546
lmfao why are you quoting me? (8034)
I'm saying dick size doesn't matter and leagues are bullshit.
>>712345875
Kaiokek x10
>>712358420
Yeah whatever, I'm not saying fucking foot long dicks. It's when you feel like not quite enough, around average. Would you rather be just about average, or slightly bigger? I'm pretty sure most guys would prefer to be just a bit bigger than they are.
It's not, oh fucking no I have an average dick better kill myself, it's more about being slightly better than the average. Everyone wants the nice jawline, wants the nice build, wants wit, personality, all that shit. It's nice to have. So yeah, some people hold a little bit of resentment over it that they vent on Chinese Image Boards.
>>712358671
Nah yeah I see, I was just replying to my replies. You're right in a way but I think you're being naive. High school "leagues" are obviously very vain but some people are obviously "better" look and intelligence wise and will date others look and intelligence compatible. That's the "league", not dick size
>>712358775
most guys would prefer to be bigger because we're brain washed into it by society and porn.
I'd be reasonably certain before a "porn industry" was a thing, most guys didn't care about dick size, now days it's "have a big dick or be out cast and ridiculed".
I never said kill myself over it btw, stop reaching, and again, all that "want the perfect body" shit is because of our society's obsession with it.
back in the roman days heavy women were more sought out as it showed wealth. Pretty sure India has similar concepts of beauty in regards to that, granted maybe not modern day India.
>>712358967
dick size is being lumped in by the other guy though, so it's relative to leagues in this regard.
>>712357854
I don't know!! Is it like men that certain women have longer vaginas than other women or does it increase with height of the woman?
>>712358606
> Can't argue the point
>goes back to insulting height
Kek
>>712359044
>taller women have longer vaginas
Not necessarily, in that same sense then every dude above 6' would be rocking 7 inches minimum. It's not the same reproductive organ but it's still -a- reproductive organ, so they can be correlated respectively when talking about "size".
>>712359326
So what you're saying is, I should find a woman with a longer vagina so they can take my hog
>>712345875
nigga
>>712359036
Okay cool, well it's all brainwashing so we don't have to care about the things we might want, right? You know saying that someone wants something because they were told they want it so they shouldn't want it is the same as 'Brainwashing"?
You're stretching for this idea that I'm implying having an average dick is deplorable by society, I didn't. And, the suicide comment was an exaggeration to claim that I wasn't so wreathed in despair over dick size that I'd kill myself.
All I'm saying is that in this day and age, whatever that fucking implies culturally, I personally would prefer to have the body that I would like. Is that neutral enough for you? I want something that I want. Fuck assigning cultural pressures to it; I'm intelligent enough to decide for myself. And, to further my statement, I know plenty of males (Oh so anecdotal) that wish to have a bit extra: dick size, body size, intelligence, what the fuck ever.
Not everyone is "Enlightened" enough to be perfectly comfortable with themselves and feel natural in the state they are in. It's natural to be insecure, it's nature to want more. Human beings have become dominant because we are ambitious.
Re-fucking-gardless, my original point is that some people make a big deal over it on Korean Picture Funsites because we all talk about stupid shit on here that bothers us.
>>712359447
XD sure anon, go with that.
>>712359036
yeah He has a point, it's one of those things that you could always have a little bit more of. But it's still one of the most minor things. Everything else he talks about, jawline, wit, etc, is more important because that's what he's showing the world. If he's witty with a great jawline and a sickpack the girl will not be thinking oh his dick needs an inch. She'll be showing her friends this funny guy with the great bod, not pulling down his pants
>>712359518
If women can ask if men have a big penis, why can't I ask if they have a big vagina? All I'm trying to do is be sure our puzzle pieces fit. She can't deny telling me because that would be a double standard.
Genetics. Just hope your dad and your moms dad do
>>712359733
My dad is a greek god but my mom was just a random lay that accidentally got pregnant. I'm so average middle of the pack nothing.
Still love her though, and hate my dads greek god successful family
>>712359501
>what we all want
Didn't know you spoke for humanity as a whole anon
Exaggerations aren't needed, and I never said you should despair over your size. I merely pointed out how bullshit it is that cock size is emphasized so heavily.
I'll degress at this point though because we're not getting any where.
>>712359693
because having a "big" vagina isn't as obvious as a big cock. It's more complicated to "measure" a woman's vagina because she can't just whip it out on to a table and stick a ruler on it like we can. It's also not as emphasized for a woman, if at all, to have a "big vagina" as a sign of how feminine she is.
>>712345379
First, you fucking learn the difference between length and width.
Second, judging by the retarded photo, you are wanting to know how to make your fucking penis LONGER.
Third and lastly, there is no surgery to make your erection longer than what mother nature gave you, you dumbfuck.
>>712359866
Well I personally feel you have a serious issue with reading comprehension and understanding voice in prose. So there.
>>712360149
>i used big words, I'm so smart
Nah, I understood what you said, you just need to have the last word in.
pe gym jelqing....goodlookingloswer
>>712359866
I think I can ask a woman how deep she thinks she can take and go from there. I am ramming through the uterus hole if she lies.
>>712360219
That'll show her! btw, can't the head get stuck in the opening if you actually do slam through it? that would be painful for both parties.
>>712360292
That sounds pretty awesome actually.
Not everyone can have an 8 inch beer can
>>712360550
until it feels like a vice grip is ripping the head of your dick off while she scream in total agony in your ear.
bruh, lay off the hentai
Jelquing. I went from 5" to 8" in a summer. Fuck it works.
>>712360688
I'm tryin that shit then, holy fuck anon
CHECK THE CHART, otherwise you will never know if you are good enough for women.
1500 women surveyed
>>712345379
cut it off. It'll grow back bigger
3 inches is big. My mother said so.
>>712360899
lol
>>712345379
>cut yuor dick
>take a horse cock
>paste the horse cock
>>712360899
>posts random picture made in windows paint
>no actual citations
>claims it as the gospel for women preferences
kek
>>712360825
>I'm tryin that shit then, holy fuck anon
You can be as big as you want. I know one guy that stopped at 10" since girls were turning him down for being too big. He got off at whipping it out on small petite girls and stretching them out as the screamed while pounded.
>>712360899
I bet the dude who made this has a microdick
>>712360899
>Circumference has to be 8" to be enjoyable
>Soda Can circumference is 8.1875"
M'Kay
>>712361555
checked
most dudes who get on here and small dick shame are probably small themselves.
>>712347906
Chintzy shit like that "contract" that people eat up might be my biggest peave in this whole thing.
I'm 193cm and have a 20cm cock and have no idea what all u retards are saying in ur retarded units
>>712362035
anal
>>712345607
Fucking A'! My wife can't take it anymore since our 2nd.
>>712360899
>the ideal cock has the circumference of a soup can
what is this
>>712345379
6 in is average...if you aren't Asian
>>712362642
Trojan has four sizes of condom.
Extra Large (XXL Magnum)
Large (Magnum)
Regular
Asian
>>712355273
Is there such a thing as being too fat?
>>712362793
Even the Caucasoid Asians
>>712346621
This triggered
>>712360899
here is the original pic. if you have average and over, shell enjoy it. i have 18cm when fully erect, so I'm good. 18 cm is 7 inches.
>>712363477
Dude, Indian girls are so easy to fuck being a white guy.
I remember watching ads where you take some pills and they increase your penis size, then i find out those pills gives you hearth troubles.
This thread is AIDS
>>712363657
would you fuck her?
>>712364125
Im hugh mungus
>>712345379
rub it and it will gradually get bigger
>go back to 9fag you underage cunt
>>712364125
That dot in the middle of her forehead make a good place to aim the gun at.
>>712354315
>5'11
>girls gets with you expecting big
asian detected. 5'11 is barely average height
>>712345379
shaving it makes it look bigger...
APWW
>>712363656
i'm gonna need the american version of this, i don't need no goddamn SI system
>>712347906
>increases your flaccid size
I'm fine with this.jpg
near 6in is good with me, just need to have a bigger looking flaccid dick
Not op btw.
>>712364410
maybe that is why, in their pornos, they put an average- sized pixel bar where an average dick would be
>>712364520
>just need to have a bigger looking flaccid dick
no shame in being a grower fam
i think some girls find it fun that they have to earn it
>>712364661
True
>>712345379
Your dick is the size it is and always will be
suck it up
Asian guy here! I lose some
Weight and gained about an inch. Trim/shave helps too
Mine is 10 cm, fuck my life...
>>712364767
how would you gain 1" by losing weight?
>>712364857
Less fat around the groin means more penis is showing. Skin gets lifted up a bit and you penis starts farther back.
>>712364857
fat pad above the dick
>>712364857
Not actually gainjng but just revealing whats hidden.
Somone screen cap and include me
>>712364857
You lose fat around your dick when you shed some pounds. It's not really "gaining" and inch, more like "uncovering" it.
bumping this
>>712356120
This. If she's not satisfied by 7 inches then she's either fat, or she's stretched herself out with toys. If she's small and has a tight pussy, then 8 inches might hurt her.
Enjoy your BBW nig-nogs.
>>712345379
Start excersisez for penis, stretching, jelq, kegels etc....eat healty, training, everything to boost your erection and testosterone!
Also the younger you are the more gains you will make.
Those gains like +2inches in lenght and +1inch around is CRAP!
You can gain nice like 0.5to1inch in lenght and half inch around and it will make a change.
If you are fat it will also make a change.
Gaining 1inch in lenght and half inch in girht will make your dick a LOT bigger.
Its not "just an inch"....for example
I have 19cm dick long and 13 around, in both measurements I am bigger than average, specialy in lenght, average is like 14 to 15cm for whites and I am 30% longer, its like comparing a guy that is tall 190cm (seriously its my height also, I know it sounds weird to have 19 and 190 dimensions but thats it) to a guy that is 30% smaller, he will be midget if he stands next to me, its like a guy 190cm to a guy 150cm.
So gaining inch in lenght will make a dick that is 15cm to 17,6cm and it is nice gain, also if you gain 1 to 1,5cm you will have a nice dick.
I am trying to get to 20cm lenght and 14,5cm around, I am not insecure fag, I got regular life, sex is normal thing.
Go to pegym and thundersplace, it requires time and work!
If you combine that with training you will be a much more sexual person with nice body and dick in a year.
I gained a litle seriously, I do that for a month and I gained, also my EQ is 100% better.
Surgery is great thing but it cost also if you can reach or have ~7inches or over 7inches and over 5 in girth its more cosmetic thing, seriously females dont need 9inchers fat like can of soda.
>I have a LOT of expirience and I had gf's and I speak about it. Trust me dick size is overated.
You are fucked if you are small but you can be nice average with excersizes.
>>712365007
find part of your dick again
>>712364944
wow, i didn't know
>>712365053
keep'em
>>712365042
This same thread happens every day...
>>712365458
.... I'd let her dominate me....
>>712365539
>>712365738
no, that's fucking gross
>>712365738
The fuck!?
>>712347738
>tumblr
>autism kids show
do the world a favour
>>712356523
7 inch isn't big, 8.25 reporting in.
>>712345379
I don't know where I've heard/read it, but women say 6 inches and larger is ideal for friends with benefits / flings. They also said guys with small dick and balls are better for relationships because less testosterone, i.e: alpha fucks beta bucks.
I have 6 inches, but quite honestly it doesn't look all that big to me, guess it is because I am 6 foot tall.
I feel sorry for the guys with 4 inches or less (or being small, as in height under 6 foot), they were unfortunate to lose the genetic lottery and there's nothing they can really do about it.
what age should the average male expect his penis to stop growing?
be
>6' tall
have
>6.5 in long dick, 5.5 girth
be
>Amateur bodybuilder with nice body. 188lbs (85 kg) heavy, lean
Also can tell a joke, sing, write etc.
Life's good. Also I was a shy little beta when I was 18, so stop worrying about life, you faggots. Just enhance yourself and waste as little time as possible.
Easiest way to start any changes is to start lifting, and do it hard through occasional "I don't want/feel like it". It will mold you mentally as well. For me motivators were action movie heroes, later real life pros and just cool persons.
5'2" and 6 inch dick reporting in
>>712345875
It shall hence be known as the Tnuc defence
>>712345875
Infallible logic.
>>712366470
>>712347738
the only good thing that's come from fumblr
>>712346303
which is why all the girls in soc ideal mate thread exclude guys in the 4-5 inch range
>>712365992
>7 inch isn't big, 8.25 reporting in.
Actualy it is bigger than 80% of white male population so its on bigger side.
Its not PORN big but in real life it is.
Also if 8.25is only thing you got to brag you are not something special.
Height, IQ, sense of humor, being nice, being brave, having friends, job, money and status, having nice body, sexual expirience etc...are all things that count.
Also having 7inch is better than dick over 8 trust me.
Going balls deep with my 19cm dick for many females is not something they like, speaking from expirience, but girls are not crazy for 14cm either....best dick is from 15,16 to 18,19 with nice girth.
Girth would be like 13-14.5 (MAX).
But I know a lot of friends with 15cm dicks and like 12 around with HOT gf's that would give their life for them.
Expirience is what counts a lot more and being confident and sexual.
If you reached 25years or 30years and had less than 100 times sex its poor expirinece, also if you had under 10 partners for sex your expirience is poor!
>>712345379
It's so retarded to use inches.
>>712345379
what about ppl with two penises?
>>712367060
I've never been so convinced of someone's virginity.
>>712367315
girls who are into fallout would like it
>>712351683
bit under average, but well within the range. the op's chart should really be increased by 0.5 inches
>>712367315
this guy seriously has two penises
>>712346705
Maybe you put on weight which pushed the base you're measuring from out.
>>712345379
i like how they are all of same thickness. very realistic.
6 feet tall
6 inches long
6/10 face
The full satan package
>>712366332
maybe 16-17, and after about 13-14 you'd probs only gain less than half an inch.
>>712367911
>6/10 face
wrong. its 6 figure salary
>>712363656
how can 20 cm dick be ideal, if NATURALLY people have 15-16 cm dicks?
This chart is obviously made by penis enlargement product sellers.
Speaking of which - is there a chart for ideal vagina anywhere?
>>712367515
Does he get enough blood flow to get hard? Does one get hard and the other soft? Can he fuck with one and switch to the other when he cums?
I can't be the only one curious.
Thought 18cm=7 inches was average...
>>712365539
obviously you would, cause you are a weak beta submissive loser
I'd personally fuck her and we'd fuck-wrestle like two angry tigers.
>>712366304
>nothing they can really do about it.
there are tons of operations you can do. cheapest - go to eastern europe and get plastic operation for few thousand bucks (same or better quality than US, just much cheaper)
>>712368374
Yeah, I'm sure you would, everyone's a fucking hard ass on the internet, aren't they?
Don't FUCKING jelq. I've posted here before, but I'm suffering a penis injury that isn't getting better. It's been three months, I've been to three uros who I told the story in all truth, and I'm still fucked.
>erections not working properly
>torsion in penis
Don't FUCKING jelq. Your small ass penis still works, which is better than one than can't even get hard.
Just accept yourself and get over your fucking insecurities.
>>712366332
In my experience it stopped at about 25.
After it got thicker.
Supposedly after mid-age at about 35 penises lose some length and gain more girth
>>712367060
the only thing this guy is rigth about
- women love masculanity. Boldness, wealth etc.
dicks are pretty secondary.
Heck I have had quite a few girlfriends whose bodies have not been the 10/10 (like one was short, another one was chubby etc), but I enjoyed their company greatly.
>>712368501
tell me the story
>and what's jelq?
i thought it was some sort of cream
so? what a happened to you?
>>712346196
>I'd say 8" is "huge",
Guys that are 8" are like 2-3 out of a 100.
Though I've seen a guy that was 9 inches.
what kind of guy obsesses over the other dudes cocks?
oh right
faggots
>>712368695
>be me, 19 years old
>hookup with girl, sex is nice
>during blowjob two weeks since we start, she tells me I'm small. dick literally in her hand
>I'm 5.75" x 5.5". I'm girthy but short.
>feel insecure af, don't know how to deal with these feelings
>look up online how to get bigger
>pegym.com talks about jelqing
>you warmup for a few minutes, then you stroke blood through your penis at a low erection level
>try it for a few days, sure. follow their beginner routine
>wake up one morning, no boner
>panic mode kicks in fifth day
>go see uro, tell him the honest truth
>you done fucked up, son. let it heal. stay abstinent for a month
>stay completely abstinent for a month and no porn
>erections come back to only 60% strength, still can't get fully hard and penis has a torsion of ten degrees. My urine stream is also weaker than it used to be and I suffer chronic constipation now.
>go back to uro, says take another rest, we might have a cystoscopy done
>seven weeks complete abstinence, erections make it to 80%, torsion still there, penis stream occasionally weak, constipation didn't improve
>see two more uros. tell me it might be permanent.
>erections can't be sustained when standing, only if laying down or sitting. penis feels rubbery hard and stiff, never truly flaccid. pegym injured people call it "hard flaccid" but the medical community has no idea what it is
I'm basically fucked to be quite honest. Don't jelq. In fact, don't do any stupid shit with your penis.
>>712355273
9" long and 6.5" girth here.
Honestly, yes there is to much. I've had issues with partners in the past. It's an ego booster to have a big shlong but it sucks when you have to worry about hurting the woman your with.
>>712369216
>don't do any stupid shit with your penis.
that eliminates about 99 percent of intercourse ive had/will have
>>712369216
You should have broken up with the girl.
>>712345379
Always thought I was small but being between nice and big makes me feel better
>>712369446
>>712369604
Guys. Hindsight is a wonderful thing. She broke up with me the second week of rest. The point of the matter is I'm likely to have lasting sexual dysfunction and my urologist doesn't really know what to do other than rest and hope for a miracle.
I even made a fucking reddit throwaway to save other dumbasses like me in a post similar to what OP made here.
DON'T MESS WITH YOUR DICK TO MAKE IT BIGGER. If I can at least prevent some of you from ruining your sex lives, I'll feel a lot better with myself.
My dick would be longer if I wasn't so fat. But, you know, hamburgers.
>>712345838
>Mfw 5'10"
Should i just end it now?
>>712368690
>one was short
>implying thats bad
>>712345875
back to 9gag you flaming faggot
>>712371395
>Believing 4 chan memes from insecure virgins
8Check best quality pic's try http://www.sexychan.site
>>712345379
Well, that's interesting. I'm just a bit off from average. Nice.
>>712345975
How do you get .9 from inches? I think you're using centimeters.....
>>712345379
I can't help but feel girth is more important to women. Two girls I've slept with told me this. I'm 7.5 inches long but girth is only 5inches. Only been told I'm pretty big by one girl. The others used the phrase "long" :-(
>>712345379
We all know this measurement scale for the length. But does anybody have a similar categorisation for the girth? Honestly once you're average or above the girth is what's really important.
>>712372667
I don't think there is tbh. There is jelqing but how well it works is questionable, and it risks harming yourself. The only real option is surgery but unless you have a micropenis I don't know why you would have someone take a scalpel to your dick.
how do you faggots measure?
7.2 reporting in
>>712372986
Hold the ruler to the side of your dick, pressing into your pubic bone. Called Bone Pressed Erect Length (BPEL)
>>712373131
That's 7.2 in? I feel some of you measure it the wrong way. I have a similar penis size. Can hold it with 2 hands and a bit of the tip is uncovered and thought I always was around 6.5
>>712373274
This for example. I once read you do not mesure it from the side bc you mease more. You have to put the ruler above the dick and pressure A LITTLE BIT into the pubic bone. Not from the side.
>>712373645
Guess it depends on your bodyfat levels. Mine are really low so it doesn't really matter for me whether its on top or at the side. If a guy is a little chubbier I guess it matters more.
>>712373274
and do you fuck like that? pressing the pelvis against the woman's pelvis (or whatever the name of the bone is)
>>712373837
idk I'm not chubby. It's just from the side the bone gets deeper. Idk how to explain it. But for real, who cares, my gf is happy with it. 0.5in more or less at this point doesn't matter.
>>712373911
Pretty sure people do it sometimes.
>>712369216
You sound like you got psychological issue and thus can't get a boner - not a torsion
>>712345379
wow, i have a huge dick, fucking yes!
>>712345875
put me in the screencap for le reddit
im exaaactly 7 inches. Aw yeah!
