Hey /b/tards, remember me? well caught another furshit, but unfortunatally this one didnt survive capture. little shit jumped around to much and i whent to pin it doen to grab it, but i think i crushed her chest and killed it like the last one.
So this time since dubs was too easy trips decides
again only a couple things i wont do
>stick in/on myself
>shit we did last time, so no qtip, microwave, or fire pit
>cum is doubtfull but if trips ill try
hang'im off you penis
should also mention that i saw two of the fucks near my trap so during this thread i may be able to catch another live one
Put it in between a loaf of bread and read it its maranda rights
>>712344724
sharpie in pooper
Remove its head
>>712345144
Ohh shiiiiiet. Its about to get wild bois
>>712345144
Reroll
>>712345144
if we dont get anything within 5mins i may take this one
>>712344724
You are a piece of shit, anon. Do you find abusing helpless animals funny? Is that really what you find amusing or entertaining? If so, you need to take a long look into the mirror and reevaluate your life. Being edgy on the internet for attention or laughs is one of the most pathetic things a person can do and reeks of a mental deficiency. I highly doubt you would behave this way in real life or want people you associate with to know you like this kind of stuff, so why bother at all? If you can't control your urges, check into a mental hospital or get therapy.
You are the lowest of the low. Worse than niggers who cheat the system and drain tax payer dollars. Worse than inbred rednecks who think car racing is a sport. Worse than furries who jack off to anthropomorphic animals. Worse than skinhead pussies who think they're real nazi's. Worse than violent arabs who blow themselves and others up over a fictional book. Really, the only person worse than an animal abuser is a pedophile in my mind because that is also hurting a defenseless creature, although they are human.
If I had it my way you would be stoned to death and left on the ground to decompose - no burial would be permitted, Antigone style. You honestly don't deserve to exist in our society and i think that you know this deep down. I dare you to share this with your co-workers, spouse, friends, relatives, etc and see what they have to say. Will they be like "LOL anon that was funny tell those peta faggots to chill or go back to tumblr" or would they look at you with a disgusted look on their face and say "That was disgusting anon, why the fuck do you have this video?" We both know what the answer is and that you won't actually take me up my offer because you're a faggot.
Let the rats live in your house without the fear of death.
>>712344724
Snort some blow and do what comes naturally.
>>712345200
It's trips not dubs
>>712344724
>i whent to pin it doen to grab it, but i think i crushed her chest and killed it
And then we'll buy that lady's farm and live off the fat o' the land.
>>712344724
Skin it, make a little hat out of it.
With the body find an ant hill and film the ants eating it after provoking them.
>>712345283
stop
>>712345037
What
Space program
>>712344724
me trips
>>712345398
Reroll
>>712345283
lol cuck detected, why are you on 4chan if you dont agree with this, LOL
also funny how you think yoi know me. in fact i do actually have a few friends who i told about the last one, reaction milage varied but they didnt act like it was anything new. and it isnt
gr8 b8 m8 8/8 made me reply
>>712344724
Cum on it
Will it blend?
>>712345538
Again
777 get
>>712345144
this
>>712345144
roll
>>712345398
>>712345538
>>712345462
idk if you were here ladt time but around this time its pitch black out so no outdoors adventures
Cum on it
Eat it, and never do this again.
>>712344724
Bake it into a pie and give it to someone to eat
>>712345847
reroll
>>712345865
888 get
>>712345283
saddest faggot ever gtfo weak fag
>>712345865
This
>>712345144
Re roll
>>712344724
microwave for exactly 10 minutes and 30 seconds, after cooked proceed to cut like steak
Pull a poop out of your butthole and smear it all over the body
roll it up in some cigarillo paper and smoke it
>>712345912
999 get
>>712345999
Check'd
>>712345999
TRIPS BOIS
>>712345999
No Choice OP, have to deliver
>>712345999
Shit Nigger rip op
>>712345999
And post a video of it OP
>>712345144
well this was best idea as of now
also surprisingly little blood
>>712345999
kek
>>712345999
Smoke up Johnny
>>712345626
This this
>>712345999
TOP KEK
>>712345999
oh shit nigger, well i dont have any cigarillo paper, plus i think this quals for putting in myself
Give it a viking funeral
>>712345999
my sides
fucking blaze it anon
>>712345283
g8 b8 nigger faggot
>>712346069
Fun fact. Mice and rats have relatively a small amount of blood that's why when you do tail bleeds for research you have to be careful to only take a couple drops.
Also, the research I've done on mice is far worse than anything you can do lol
>>712345642
roll
>>712346209
Don't be a little bitch OP
>>712345999
Well than it looks like we wait for op to deliver
>>712345999
Don't be a faggot anon...
>>712346367
Im fucking hyped
>>712346367
Op will have to smoke the whole joint.
>>712346069
This does not look like smoking it to me, faggot
Make a sandwich then feed it to the dead rat.
>>712346308
again no paper, i dont smoke. what would be a good sub?
>>712346367
im fucking hyped my dude here, if I get trips right now OP has to nut on the rat blunt before smoking
>>712346541
This will be your first joint
>>712346541
walk to the convenience store and drop a dollar on rolling papers faggot
>>712346541
put the fucker in a sandwich and read him his miranda rights
on video of course
>>712346629
Get the zigzag ultra thins
>>712345999
Far out man
>>712346541
Also don't be a pussy and just put it into toilet paper and fucking blaze the fat bong nigger
>>712346541
you can buy a cigarillo and remove the innards but you can either use regular rolling papers or dictionary/bible papers work if youre fucking 6 years old
>>712345283
Pedophile here. Being a pedophile isn't inherently a bad thing. Pedophile =/= Child Molester... fag.
>>712346629
nearest smoke shop is a solid 12 miles one way, and i think theyd be closed at 11:20 local time
>>712346541
How bout you put the rat in a bowl, bong, or anything alike, light the rat on fire, then breathe the fumes and puff em out?
go to a gas station and ask for a cigarillo if not then buy a pack of cigarettes and hollow it out
>>712346729
LMAO Op will have to break down the mouse for his rat blunt
>>712346729
Great idea. Take a page from a fucking Quran and roll it. Also put it on video
>>712346764
Looks like your cooking and eating the sucker than
>>712344724
Douse it in flammable liquid and place a ring of matches around it.
>>712346764
Any fucking gas station.
Toasting in potentially epic bread.
Mail it to your local representative
>>712346764
Smoke shop? Just go to a gas station dumb ass.
ok well a can get a cigarette or teo from a friend down the road a bit, but i have some notebook paper. not sure which to do
Bump for interest
>>712346938
Rolling for this
>>712347114
*two
>>712346209
Stop being pussy op
Alright OP if you dont want to smoke it then here is an alternative.
Crucify the lil furshit and go to random stores and show the crusifix to a random cashier and yell: THE POWER OF MY FAGGOTRY COMPELS YOU!
Inhaling the damn thing counts as putting it in OP; no hate if he backs out; greedy fags up in here.
>>712345999
>>712346209
>>712346541
>>712347114
go all out faggerolli get the rillo or cig wraps
>>712347114
Use the notebook paper I've done it before its safe
Bump for that OG Mouse Kush 420 Blazeit
>>712347114
cigarettes wont do you any good, you need to roll it tightly an pack it with rat bits. plenty of hair so it burns
>>712347193
fuck off
Gas station or your friend.
Notebook paper will only ruin the toke.
>>712347114
in a pinch you can use a piece of blank bible paper.
>>712347114
Make sure to dip the notebook paper in gasoline so it'll light better
>>712347193
fuck you. I got triple 9s I want what I want. OP boutta become my nigga Snoop Mouse
>>712347322
Point in case.
>>712347114
Fuck it, just use the notebook paper. Just fucking deliver
Use any paper you find and make him into a cigar
Shove the entire dead creature up your anus without stopping until it's all the way in. Live stream it.
>>712347471
fuck off
>>712347493
true. But It needs to be on video
so friend litterally only had a pack of cigs, would be willing to lend me one.
i tried notebook paper, shit looks retarded, again not a smoker so i have no clue what im doing.
>>712347514
I tried. Reroll
>>712347454
>>712347524
That sour about being called out?
>>712347584
B U R N I T
>>712347584
Smoke that
>>712347584
make like marley and rip that spliff
>>712347671
Fuck off
>>712347584
It looks fine just smoke it already
Launch it to the sky with a rocket and watch it go...
BOOM!!!!
>>712347584
Do it OP.
Put a nail under your toenail and kick a wall.
>>712347731
Fuck off
Bumping for interest
>>712347836
Fuck off
LIVE STREAM IT
>>712347584
D O I T
O
I
T
> OK be me and then do this
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the -government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now post this in another thread, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't.
This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to three threadsin the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone will say i love you or I'm sorry
>>712347918
Please
>>712347731
На протяжении более полувека, Dansk формировала и рафинирования мире дизайна домашнего продукта. Dansk конструкции были отпраздновали в Лувре в Париже и Музей современного искусства в Нью-Йорке. продукты Dansk используются и пользуются каждый день в домах по всему миру.
this shit does not stay lit, and burnt mouse blood and flesh doesnt smell nearly as bad as microwaved
>>712347584
Try it!
post a video of you smoking it lmao
>>712347992
Need to see the smoke from your lips boi.
>>712347992
use gasoline to light it faggot
>>712347992
Do not smoke it with the head cut off. Youll get rabbies from the spinal fluid.
>>712348097
agreed
>>712347901
Fuck off
trying as best as i can with what i have, shit doesnt work
>>712347992
>that horrible floor and exposed mechanics
How fucking poor are you? Jesus fuck that house is disgusting.
>>712348120
not after its burned you dumbshit
someone screencap this shit
>NOW
>>712348120
Minor details
>>712348169
Dip the tip in gasoline
>>712348191
fuck off faggot. why can't you appreciate modern faux deinstatuitonalized rehabulamated aesthetics?
>>712348200
Ehhhhhhhhh. Idk
>>712348169
use a blowtorch
>>712348200
Its barely burned you fucking idiot
Hey include me in the screencap
:^]
Anybody have stuff from the last thread to fill me in on what I missed?
>>712348482
Why would anyone screen cap this failure?
>>712348482
me too
i just realized that OP is smoking a rat this is fucking awesome
leave it on your kitchen table forever
>>712348547
Cuz he's gonna turn it around and get this shit lit
>>712348670
OP died of disease and will never update again. Calling it.
got best pic i could
Strap it to a rocket and send it to space
>>712344724
Use a knife to rip of his skin/fur
>>712348169
Alright OP
>put mouse on string and tie it up
>pour a shitload of alcohol
>light it up
>run nude outside screaming: the negros are coming
>>712348747
kek good job op
>>712345381
Kek'd
>>712348747
>>712348747
Normal paper is bleached to hell, ur going to have cancer now
>>712348747
FAT CLOUDS
>>712348706
>>712348747
Called it! Good job OP!
>>712348747
PUT THE RAT ON THE BLENDER AND MAKE RAT JUICE, THEN BOIL IT
>>712348747
Why don't you film it? Too broke to afford a camera?
Tie string to tail, go outside and swing with such velocity the string slips from the tail and the furry fuck goes flying at a speed of 2.76x10^23 m/s and into someone's face. Post result.
>>712349002
motherfucker, do you think he just drew this shit?
Damn OP, how does it feels?
>>712348997
Rolling for this one
>>712349002
How is he taking pics dumb shit
>>712348169
Dude, no wonder you have mice. You live in a crack house.
Poop and put the rat inside of the turd, then cook it on the stove in coooking oil while still inside the poop
>>712348747
Nice, Now microwave it
>>712348997
This
>>712345283
You're a piece of shit, anon. Do you find sharing your opinion on the internet funny? Is that really what you find amusing or entertaining? If so, you need to take a long look into the mirror and reevaluate your life. Being opinionated on the internet in hopes of changing an anon's way of being is one of the most pathetic things a person can do and reeks of a mental deficiency. I highly doubt you would behave this way in real life or want people you associate with to know you like this kind of stuff, so why bother at all? If you can't control your urges, check into a mental hospital or get therapy.
You are the lowest of the low. Worse than niggers who cheat the system and drain tax payer dollars. Worse than inbred rednecks who think car racing is a sport. Worse than furries who jack off to anthropomorphic animals. Worse than skinhead pussies who think they're real nazi's. Worse than violent arabs who blow themselves and others up over a fictional book. Really, the only person worse than an animal abuser is a pedophile in my mind because that is also hurting a defenseless creature, although they are human.
If I had it my way you would be stoned to death and left on the ground to decompose - no burial would be permitted, Antigone style. You honestly don't deserve to exist in our society and I think that you know this deep down. I dare you to share this with your co-workers, spouse, friends, relatives, etc and see what they have to say. Will they be like "LOL anon that was funny tell those anti-peta faggots to chill or go back to tumblr" or would they look at you with a disgusted look on their face and say "That was retarded anon, why did you type this up?" We both know what the answer is and that you won't actually take me up my offer because you're a faggot.
99% sure that this is 99%paper smoke and 1% mouse fur smoke
>>712348747
perform that one scene from MacBeth with the mouses head, you know the one.
Shoulda smeared poop on it, then cum on it, then roll all the juicy poop cum up inside the rat joint with some weed.
Then smonk it
Lol you fucking faggot this is nothing.
I do research on rats, and when it's time for them to die we literally use their still beating hearts to pump the preservative fluids into their bodies for us. Then we decapitate them, peel off their faces, and open their skulls.
>>712349291
dont be a bitch, inhale it
Get turned my nigger
Include me in the screencap :)
>>712349291
Maybe just light it on fire in a trash can or some shit and inhale the smoke that comes off of it.
>>712344724
For starters, I suggest you skin the rat(you can search online how to do this, I can't be bothered explaining) then gut it and cook it in your oven for 10 minutes. Take it out, get some sauces and spices and make it delicious. Then cut a hole in it and fuck it.
>>712349455
You heard him. Peel off its face and recreate Lord of the Flies.
burn it
>>712349554
One off
>>712344724
SPACE PROGRAM
P
A
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E
P
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Cut out the intestine, squeeze the poop from it onto a slice of bread, then eat the bread.
>>712348747
Op confirmed cripple
throw it as hard as you can into the floor, touchdown style.
>photograph results
trips get
>>712349673
Kek
>>712349670
>being this retarded
PUT IT IN YOUR OLDEST, CRUSTIEST CUM SOCK AND SMOKE IT
>>712349673
Being a cripple is probably the least of his concerns
>>712349455
Nigger that's fucking weak, when I'm done with my rat I shove it up my arse, wait 5-10 minutes and cough out the bones, swallow them and shit out the whole rat again.
>>712349673
toppest of keks, didnt realise that was in shot, its actually my grandads cain, he passed it down to my dad just before he died, and my dad did same, tho he is still alive
>>712349554
Rollin
Smoke it
capped
htt p://i mg ur.c om/a /NMVXn
>>712349889
ONE OFF AGAIN. BULLSHIT.
>>712349554
Nah shits not funny. Rats are smart as fuck and really chill. They're kinda like tiny dogs if you treat them right. Especially when you spend months and months training it, watching it learn and shit.
OP, just fucking give it a Space Program farewell or something
>>712344724
Make a boat
Put mouse on boat
Set boat on fire
Push boat out to sea
Jam 'on the beach' by Neil Young
>>712349554
roll
>>712349664
Roll
>>712346757
Shut your face Ryan
>>712349777
Wasted trips
>>712349777
Nice fucking waste of trips
>>712345999
He said he wouldnt put it in him retard
Put it inside your dad's fleshlight once you're finished smoking it
ok, done smoking this shit, unraveled to find this, gues there was some mouse fur in that smoke
>>712350105
he did though, so whose the retard now?
>>712349777
Waste
>>712349992
Rip ratto
>>712349664
Rolling
>>712349834
oh shit, you're dad is dying son.
also this fucking mouse is stiffer than a hard cock, rigor mortis sets in this soon eh?
>>712350142
how did it taste
>>712350142
Haha nigger you fucking crazy, is that what life is like for those mexis over the border
>>712350142
you the best OP we have had here for long time <3
thank u for ur service
>>712350227
sour as fuck
>>712350156
post more higher res shit if you got it
>>712350219
I love you. Good fucking shit
>>712345381
Fucking kek
Space program pls
Can we do dubs? Trips are taling too fucking long
>>712350381
today has been a good day
>>712350388
>>712344724
commence space program!
what the fuck is wrong with you all
knock on your neighbors door and throw the rat head at them video please
>>712350700
agreed, let get some more destructive shit /b/ again not puting it on or inside me or attaching it me. lets get creative, this is now dubs mode
also its night time here no space or outside shit
>>712350989
Space program
OP stay golden
>>712351061
god your autistic
Check if she was pregnant
>>712351061
Reroll
paint a picture of ernie from sesame street on your wall using its blood
>>712351110
fuck
rereroll
>>712351099
waste
>>712351109
Reroll
>>712351061
roll
>>712351061
this
>>712350989
Paint with your feces using rat as paintbrush
>>712350989
Alright good. Put all your weight on it on one foot and see what happens
>>712351208
Reroll for pregnancy test
pour gasoline on it and light the fucker on fire
Set oven to 350° and pop the the in there
>>712351299
Win
>>712351099
Duck i wasted it!!!!!!! Space program
>>712351061
cmon space program
its been too long
Someone pls screencap
>>712345800
Duberidoos
>>712351299
winrar gimme a bit, also pics wont be great
>>712351121
Rollin
>>712351444
OP you gotta takr them trips too
>>712349380
Reroll
Also put it in your dad's fleshlight with your cumsock
Does anyone want to update me on what I missed? What did he do to the last one(s)?
>>712350989
Dress it up with a hijab or a turban and put it in an RC car with some firecrackers or some shit and bomb your neighbors
same spot as last time /b/
>>712351635
reroll
>>712351801
the rat is ash now. I dont think theres much else to do.
>>712351717
god bless you OP
we need more like you
put head above bedroom door to display that you are alpha
>>712351717
Rest in Valhalla ratto
>>712351717
welp, this thread is over thanks for the show op
>>712349291
Yo dude show us your face, are you hot?
well its a crispy little sausage now, still kindda soft on the inside, also tail is now burnt off
>>712351717
Glad I was able to be part of this!
>>712352090
Wanna bite it for us?
nother angle, also im thinking bout keeping their heads an trophies from now on
well. I made someone smoke a rat today. I have never been more satisfied.
>>712352239
biteitbiteitbiteitbiteitbiteitbiteitbiteitbiteitbiteit
>>712352090
>>Feed to ants.
>>Make bone crown.
>>Long live the king.
>>712352239
i like this guy, we need more ppl like you.
uhh that shits nasty, stinks too
Bite it and then chuck it into a wall.
>>712345298
Jesus Christ, does anybody have a source on her?
>>712352552
>>712351444
Honor the trips and draw Ernie on your wall with it
>>712352784
Found the newfag
>>712352784
this
>>712352825
use the ashes to do it since you burned it
>>712352919
He cut it in half and has lots of juicy insides to use
honor the trips and then take a bite
>>712352552
im glad you live in a shit hole. animal abusers deserve to die in filth.
>>712353179
>>712353179
it was already dead dumbass. What was he supposed to do kindly ask the rat to pay rent?
>>712352840
lul wut?
actually, fuck it, call me what you want. I just need her name.
honor the trips?
>>712353179
It's dead already you soft cunt.
Whip it at your wall. Could use a new paint job.
Honor my trips OP and perform the pregnancy test
Ever thought about fixing your damn mobile home? That shit is disgusting
>>712346069
no blood because its not alive, for something to have blood coming out it needs a working heart to pump out the blood
Make sammich with mouse. Eat sammich
Skin rat then brain tan the hide. Make a Daniel Boone hat from the hide for your cat. Profit.
>>712347986
fuck off nigger
>>712351106
>god your autistic
>your
>>712345298
Where did the boobs go tho?
>>712348747
Good God, OP. I feel so sorry for you I want to hug you real tight. You're a champ.
>>712347986
Trying to become the new faggot that everyone hates huh kiddo..
>>712348747
Dude ur gonna get real sick...RIP
today op wasn't faggot
